00:00The purpose of this meeting is to inform you that at this moment my brother David is late as usual. Sorry. Sorry everybody. What are you doing here? Elizabeth and I have decided to elope. Really? David, where's Sabrina? So are we merging? Are we all one? Who's Sabrina? You didn't go with her? Well, obviously not, Linus. I mean, here I am, right? She's probably having her beverage service right about now. Who is? Sabrina. Who's Sabrina? The chauffeur's daughter. Don't call her that.
00:28She was after David for a while. Then apparently she switched to Linus. She seems to have decided that he was the one with the power. Is that what he told you? He told me everything, Linus. And you didn't see her before she left? You didn't talk to her? Oh, sure. I said goodbye and I think I wished her luck. Maybe not. I told her I felt kind of funny accepting my brother's hand-me-downs and I said don't take it personally and I told her you've always been very generous to your women in the past and I was sure she'd be more than compensated for...
00:58Whatever.
01:00See? I told you. He loves her. Who? Sabrina. Is he packed? Yes. Is who packed? You are. Just one bag. Wait a minute. You packed my clothes? You went to my apartment? I took her. We were up to our elbows in your underwear drawer. It was like touching the Shroud of Turin.
01:14Here. Sign this. It's your authorization for the completion of the merger. And this gives me the raise I deserve for the new position, I'm assuming. There's a car waiting for you downstairs, a helicopter at East 60th. The plane ticket's been changed to the Concorde. It leaves in exactly 39 minutes. If you make it, you just might beat her there.
01:32Go, Linus. Don't think.
01:39She must absolutely hate me. She'll get over it. We all do.
01:43This is crazy. You expect me to just drop everything and walk out of here?
01:49Running would be better. I think you're all nuts.
01:51Linus, you know I love you. No mother could be prouder. But I think it's time that you ran away from home.
02:00But sign these first.
02:03If you'll excuse me, it appears I have a previous engagement.
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