00:15We heard about the fire. We thought you were dead.
00:17I'm fine.
00:19Oh, my God, are you okay? I was so worried about you.
00:21Yeah, firefighters said I was lucky as fuck that I was wearing that leather jacket.
00:24Bailey got burned.
00:26We're in my favorite jacket, though.
00:27What is this?
00:28Oh, yeah, check it out.
00:30I got branded.
00:32Sick, right?
00:33You like it?
00:35You said you were asleep.
00:36No, you were blowing up my phone like a goddamn stalker. What'd you want me to do?
00:38No, I don't get it. You should be dead.
00:41Right, yeah.
00:43Yeah, or, you know, maybe, maybe death's not actually coming for our family.
00:49Because that would be fucking crazy.
00:52Jesus!
00:53Shit!
00:58Or maybe I'm invincible.
00:59Eric?
01:02Eric!
01:04Yeah?
01:04Eric, wait!
01:05Stop!
01:05Just wait, okay?
01:07Just because death didn't kill you last night doesn't mean that you're safe.
01:11Stay away from that tree trimmer!
01:14Ooh.
01:15Ooh.
01:15Gonna move on its own, Steph? Is that what it's gonna do?
01:19It could fall.
01:21And stay away from these kids.
01:24I'll take my chances.
01:25Steph, how's a couple kids with a soccer ball gonna kill him?
01:28I mean, I don't know that the trimmer could fall and hit the leaf blower guy, which causes him to blow stuff into the kid's eyes and then kick the ball into his face.
01:40Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:43Soccer ball to my face?
01:46That does sound deadly.
01:48I should be more careful.
01:49Hey!
01:53What's up?
01:53What happened to you?
01:55Charbroled by death, apparently.
01:56Cheeky!
01:57That is really bad.
01:59Oh, wait, let me see that.
02:01Eric, just stay away from the truck.
02:04Oh, what, this truck?
02:05Stop!
02:05Oh, my God.
02:06Please.
02:07This truck right here?
02:08But it's such a beautiful truck.
02:10Stop, stop.
02:11Don't cut.
02:11Eric, get away.
02:13Stop!
02:13You like that?
02:16Can you just...
02:17Oh, my God.
02:19Oh, uh-oh.
02:21Oh, Eric's tempting death again.
02:23What's gonna happen?
02:25What?
02:25Stop doing that.
02:26It's gonna happen.
02:27Stop, man.
02:29Nothing at all.
02:30Please, just me.
02:31How about that?
02:32I'm just trying to help you.
02:33Okay?
02:35Try less.
02:36Yeah, honestly, we're so done with your garbage.
02:39Can you please...
02:40Okay, for the 1500th time,
02:42no one gives a shit about your stupid little death curse, okay?
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