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Concerned that his students' English is not improving, Mr. Brown keeps them after class--so late that they are locked in.
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00:00Do-do-do-do-do
00:30I'll take a go
00:33Thank you dear
00:42Isn't it time we went back to the class?
00:48We're okay yet
00:49We wait for Giovanni
00:50Come and sit down Sid
00:52Charlie
00:53This is Sid the caretaker
00:56Moss, happy to be making your acquaintance
00:59Nice to meet you.
01:01You want a cup of coffee, Sid?
01:03Aye, a cup of coffee.
01:05No, thanks, no. I shouldn't have a fag.
01:07Sure you can have a fag.
01:09Hey, Max, cigarette for Sid.
01:11Oh, that's very kind of you.
01:20Sid is going to talk to us.
01:22What is he going to be talking about?
01:24Well, everything is to improve our English.
01:27Instead of us all the time speak to each other,
01:29we speak, we see it.
01:31I think that's a good idea.
01:33What are we going to talk about?
01:35You like to talk up. I'm a bit Martin Jeff.
01:38Excuse me, who are these Martin Jeff?
01:43Martin Jeff is deaf.
01:45Ah, excuse me.
01:46What are we going to talk about?
01:49Oh, I don't know. I shouldn't see him rest with plates of meat.
01:53Excuse me, please.
01:54I am not seeing any plates of meat.
01:56No, no. Plates of meat is feet.
02:01Your feet are plates of meat?
02:04Yeah.
02:05It's slang, you see.
02:07It's dead easy if you use your Uncle Ned.
02:09No, no, no, no, Uncle Ned.
02:11Huh?
02:12No, Uncle Ned.
02:13Your Uncle Ned.
02:15Uncle Ned?
02:16Uncle Ned?
02:16Yeah.
02:18Oh, you mean he's crazy.
02:20No, I think you look hard-o.
02:22I think you're taking the mickey out of me.
02:24No.
02:25Well, we are interested in everything you tell us.
02:27Yeah.
02:28You're already teaching us words we not learned before.
02:30Yes, please teach us more.
02:32Yeah?
02:33All right, I'll tell you what happened to me last night.
02:35Yes, please.
02:36Well, I went home and I had a bull and a cow with a trouble and strike, you see.
02:40It was all over the dustbin lids.
02:42So I went down the front and told into the rubber dub and I met an old child of plate.
02:46It looked a bit Uncle Dick, so I got him a Jack and a Dandy and I had a weird and a nip.
02:49Well, don't think that to the humble, we've both got Brahms and Liszt.
02:56Now, I staggered home, took off me dicky dirt and me daisy roots and fell backwards on the apples and pears.
03:07Now, we are better off talking with each other.
03:11Isn't it time you were all back in the classroom?
03:13Sorry, probably, sorry.
03:14We've just been talking with Seth.
03:16Oh, yeah, I've been trying to open with their English, Mr. Brown.
03:19Well, that should set them back a few weeks.
03:21I beg your pardon?
03:22Oh, it doesn't matter.
03:23Oh, all right.
03:24We're not understanding a word he's saying, Mr. Brown.
03:27He's telling us about his Uncle Dick and somebody called Jack the Dandy and Brahms and Liszt.
03:35He was speaking in rhyming slang.
03:37And all the time we think he's English.
03:40He is English.
03:41He's what is known as a cockney.
03:42You see, rhyming slang is merely using words that rhyme with the word you wish to use.
03:47For example, mince pies are eyes.
03:50Plates of meat are feet.
03:51Yes.
03:52I understand.
03:53Uncle Nate is head.
03:54That's right.
03:55Ah.
03:55And what is Uncle Dick?
04:01I presume that's sick.
04:03And Chuck the Dandy?
04:04Brandy.
04:05And the Brahms and Liszt?
04:10Drunk.
04:11That's not a rhyme.
04:13Yeah, well, it's near enough.
04:14Come on, it's...
04:15What is going on in here?
04:19Where is Mr. Brown?
04:20Oh, he will be here any minute.
04:22He's coming from the tea room.
04:24Ten minutes is the normal time allowed for tea, Mr. Brown.
04:32Yes, of course.
04:33We were discussing parts of speech.
04:35Well, in future I'd be obliged if you'd do it in the class.
04:37Certainly.
04:38Now then, how are your students coming along with their English?
04:41Extremely well.
04:42Good.
04:42Then I shall stay and listen for a few minutes.
04:44Ah.
04:45Don't worry, I can't interfere.
04:47I make it a practice to drop in on classes from time to time
04:50to see what sort of progress is being made.
04:53It's beef stroganoff in the cookery class tonight.
04:56Are you trying to get rid of me?
04:57No, I just thought you might fancy a bit.
05:00I mean...
05:00Well, I don't, so will you please begin?
05:06Right, for the rest of this period,
05:09we're going to talk about shopping.
05:11Oh, I like him. He's very good.
05:15Oh, shopping. I like his polonaise.
05:25Giovanni, that's Chopin. He must have misheard me.
05:28Now, we're going to talk about shopping, buying things.
05:32Now, I have here various items,
05:34which at some time or another you'll all probably have to purchase,
05:36so I'm going to hold them up and ask you to identify them
05:39and we'll see how well you do, all right?
05:40Who shall we start with? Ali?
05:42Yes, please.
05:42What is this?
05:44Apple.
05:44Lovely. Jelly good.
05:49You're not supposed to eat it.
05:51I'm most sorry. I only had a small bite.
05:55You may as well finish it now.
05:57Shuli, what is this?
05:59It is ol-inch.
06:01Brr. Brr.
06:02Or-rin.
06:04Ol-rinch.
06:05That's better.
06:06You really must work at those R sounds.
06:09I try very hard.
06:11Try saying,
06:12round the rugged rock,
06:14the ragged rascal run.
06:17Lound the lugged lock,
06:19the ragged rascal run.
06:20Yes, you're going to have to keep practising.
06:27Anna, what is this?
06:29Paper bag.
06:30Yes.
06:32Yes, but what's inside it?
06:34I do not know.
06:34I cannot see inside.
06:36Well, it's flour.
06:37You know what flour is.
06:38Yeah, what you wear at a wedding.
06:43No, no, no.
06:44It's not that kind of flour.
06:45This is flour to make pastry and bread.
06:47Ah, vice mail.
06:48It has to.
06:49Jamila?
06:51Yes.
06:52What is this?
06:53Gadget.
06:55Yes, I'm sure you're right,
06:56but what is it in English?
06:58In English.
07:00Have you never heard of a carrot?
07:03Carrot.
07:04Yes, carrot.
07:07Oh, ha.
07:08Horace and carrot.
07:14Incredible.
07:15No, no, no, Jamila.
07:16That's horse and cart.
07:17This is...
07:18This is a carrot, right?
07:21Er, who can tell me what these are?
07:24Fish fingers.
07:26Good.
07:26Well done, then.
07:26Excuse, please.
07:27No, Ali, don't say it.
07:29What do I not say?
07:30You were going to say something about fish not having fingers?
07:32Yes, please.
07:33Yeah, well, don't bother.
07:36Max.
07:38Tomato.
07:38Good.
07:40Tarot.
07:41Potato.
07:43Potato.
07:44Ah, so.
07:48Juan, er, Giovanni?
07:52Lime juice.
07:53Good.
07:54Juan?
07:55Cow juice.
07:56No.
08:02Milk.
08:03Ah, si, milk.
08:05Do you know where we get milk from, Juan?
08:08Si, signora.
08:09The milkman.
08:10Why, please, we...
08:14We get milk from cows.
08:17Si, baka.
08:18Cow.
08:19Yeah.
08:20Ranjit.
08:22Cornflakes?
08:24No, oats.
08:26Oats?
08:27Ah, that is oats.
08:29My friend, who I'm working with,
08:31every morning he's telling me,
08:34last night he's having his oats.
08:35He's telling me,
08:41he's making them very much.
08:44Yeah, I'm sure he does.
08:47Who can tell me what this is?
08:49Back home.
08:50Good.
08:50And where does back bacon come from?
08:53At the milkman.
08:57Bacon does not come from the milkman.
08:59Every week I buy the bacon from the milkman.
09:01No, pig.
09:03Pig.
09:03Pig?
09:04You are calling me a pig?
09:07You are a pig, you Italian ravioli.
09:11Ah, shut your plates of meat, you uncle.
09:14All right, that'll do.
09:17Juan, what Giovanni was trying to say
09:19is that bacon comes from a pig.
09:21Sola.
09:23Now, can anyone tell me what we call a pig
09:26after it has been killed?
09:28Yes, please.
09:29It is dead pig.
09:31Amazing.
09:35No, Ali, you know that's pork.
09:38Right.
09:38What is this, anybody?
09:40Tin of meat.
09:41Yes.
09:42Well, actually, it's a tin of dog meat.
09:44Oh, blimey.
09:46You are putting dogs in tins to eat?
09:49I think I've heard enough.
09:51They are better than they were.
09:52They could hardly be worse.
09:57She's absolutely right, you know.
09:59Some of you are very behind with your English.
10:00I mean, I spend a lot of time preparing these lessons
10:02and some of you don't take them half as seriously as you might.
10:05It's time you all put your shoulders to the wheel.
10:07What wheel, please?
10:09Learning.
10:09I think you'd better stay a half hour extra tonight.
10:13It's Friday night!
10:15And I got a date.
10:16Well, I don't care.
10:17I want you to do all the exercises on page 53.
10:19All of them.
10:20And you don't go until you've finished.
10:21Oh, no.
10:23See you again.
10:23Oh, thank you.
10:25I've locked up the tea room, Sid.
10:49Thanks, Glad.
10:50You've had your drink, girl?
10:51No, child.
10:52I want to get home.
10:53Oh, I must have a pint.
10:54My throat's spitting feathers.
10:56Oh.
10:58All right.
11:01What was that?
11:02I think it is somebody at the door.
11:04Oh, come in.
11:04Hello?
11:16Is anybody there?
11:22That's it.
11:24All right.
11:26Cheerio, Sid.
11:27See you Monday.
11:29Good night, Gladys.
11:34It's no good.
11:57I can't get it open.
11:58I know.
11:59Why not we smash the door up?
12:01Down.
12:03It's worth a try.
12:04All right.
12:04Stand back, everyone.
12:06Be careful of splinters.
12:07Oh, come on.
12:16You haven't broken the door.
12:19I think I've broken my arm.
12:21We are all going to die.
12:24Don't be so dramatic.
12:25Maybe we all shout again.
12:27I don't think my throat could stand anymore.
12:29Hey, look.
12:29There's a man in the street.
12:31Oh, right.
12:32Help!
12:33Help!
12:33Help!
12:34Help!
12:35Help!
12:35Help!
12:35If you don't hear us from up here, wave to him.
12:39He's seen us.
12:41Good.
12:42He's waving back.
12:45There's the obvious who thinks we're just being friendly.
12:48Ah, he's gone.
12:49We are all going to die.
12:50We are all going to die.
12:52Nobody is going to die.
12:54What we need is something to attract the attention of the passerby.
12:59Yeah.
13:00Danielle should wave from window by herself.
13:02Yes, it still may not be sufficient to attract enough attention.
13:05It would if she took her clothes off.
13:08That's a good idea.
13:10No, it isn't.
13:11Look, it's just a sift up and everything.
13:13Go on.
13:14We'll just have to think this one out.
13:16There must be a simple solution.
13:18Well, if there isn't, we'll just have to stay here till somebody misses one of us.
13:22But what if nobody is missing anybody?
13:25We could be being stuck here together until Monday morning.
13:29Oh, I know.
13:30We are all going to die.
13:33Ali, nobody is going to die.
13:35Only you is going to die.
13:37Me?
13:38Yes, because if you say we're all going to die once more, I shall strangle you.
13:41Now, there are 11 of us here.
13:42It's quite obvious that sooner or later, one of us will be missed.
13:45Will you be being missed, sir?
13:47Well, no, but I live alone in a flat.
13:49But, for example, take Danielle.
13:50Oh, I would love to take Danielle.
13:55I'm sure that being an au pair, your English family will miss you when you don't return.
13:59No, they're away for the weekend.
14:02Oh.
14:03Oh, well, Anna, what about your English family?
14:05Are they away?
14:05No.
14:06They'll obviously be worried.
14:07No.
14:08No?
14:08It's my weekend off.
14:09I was spending it mid-Daniel.
14:11Oh.
14:12We are all going to die.
14:14Ali!
14:16Well, Tara, what about you?
14:18You're married.
14:18I mean, won't your wife miss you?
14:20Well, there you are.
14:25Unfortunately, she is with Parentho in Tokyo.
14:32Well, what about you, Giovanni?
14:34I mean, you work in a restaurant.
14:36Surely your employer will miss you.
14:37Yeah, sure he's going to miss me.
14:38Yeah, so presumably he'll do something about it.
14:41Yeah.
14:43He's going to give me the sack.
14:47Look, somebody is bound to miss somebody.
14:49And if the worst happens, then we'll...
14:52Oh, don't worry.
14:53We can survive the weekend.
14:54We've got plenty of food and drink.
14:56We just have to keep our spirits up.
14:58Try and keep cheerful.
14:59Think of things to do to pass the time away.
15:00I tell a joke.
15:02Good idea, Giovanni.
15:03We'll all tell jokes.
15:04That'll help pass the time.
15:05Go ahead, Giovanni.
15:06Okay.
15:08Now, there was this man, see, and he had gangrene in the leg.
15:11Are you sure?
15:12So?
15:13Are you sure this is a joke?
15:14Sure, it's very funny.
15:20Anyway, he goes to the hospital to have the leg chopped off.
15:25After the operation, when he comes back to being conscious,
15:29he sees the doctor looking very worried.
15:33What's the matter, doctor, he say?
15:36The doctor reply,
15:38Senor, I've had the bad news and I've had the good news.
15:44So the man say,
15:45Hokey cokey.
15:48Give me the bad news.
15:50And the doctor say,
15:52I've chopped off the wrong leg.
15:56Santa Maria, the man say.
15:58Well, what's the good news?
16:00And the doctor say,
16:02Your other leg is getting better.
16:10Oh, God.
16:11But that's the joke.
16:14Very true.
16:16Ah, another Uncle Ned.
16:19Anybody else got a funny story?
16:23Do you know it take two Sikhs to milk one goat?
16:28Two?
16:29Yes, please.
16:30One to be holding the tits
16:32and one to be pulling the goat up and down, up and down.
16:40And do you know that in Pakistan they have no ice?
16:44Because the man who is knowing to be making ice has emigrated.
16:48Are you saying all Pakistanis are stupid?
16:53No.
16:54Just you!
16:55You!
16:57Sit down.
16:58No more racialist jokes, please.
17:00Anybody else got a funny story?
17:02Por favor.
17:02A funny story?
17:04A joke?
17:05A chiste.
17:06Ah, chiste.
17:07Yo tengo uno.
17:08Yeah?
17:08Sí, hombre.
17:09No.
17:13Resulta que habían tres hermanos.
17:16Y estos tres hermanos estaban invitados a este convite, ¿no?
17:20Y le dijeron que no se rascaran porque tenía sandas.
17:23Uno tenía sandas.
17:25El oro tenía sandas.
17:27Y el otro tenía sandas.
17:28And when they were eating…
17:30And I spent the time working and I was going to eat!
17:34And I was walking!
17:36I said...
17:38Oh, that's what happened!
17:40Nobody was eating with all the time!
17:42Nobody was eating!
17:44Nobody was eating!
17:46Nobody were eating!
17:48Nobody was eating!
17:50Nobody was eating!
17:52Nobody was eating!
17:54I was eating!
17:56I'm sure that was extremely hilarious if you only knew what it was about
18:16taro what about a Japanese joke in English please old Japanese power of sale men who
18:31seduces girl on hillside not on the level
18:38what about a sample of Chinese humor in Democratic Republic of China we have no
18:50time for decadent bourgeois humor no I don't suppose you do Daniel what about
18:57you oh I have a French joke for you good yes I tell you about the Catholic priest
19:03yeah that sounds better yes come on well there was this priest out working and a
19:16gendarme comes up to him and say further come quickly there's a man on top of
19:21the Eiffel tower and he's going to jump so the father goes to the tower and sees
19:26this man what are you doing you're mad think of your family think of your wife
19:32so the man he says my wife has left me I have no family so I jump so the priest
19:40he tries one more time so he says but it is a sin against a Catholic Church and the
19:47man he says I am NOT a Catholic okay says a priest jump
19:53yes Anna what about a German joke I do not know any jokes hey professori why don't you tell us a joke huh
20:07yeah all right I'll tell you one that I heard at my last school there one of the boys was sent home
20:14one day and his father asked him why was he sent home and he refused to tell him so the father went to
20:18see the headmaster and the headmaster said I'll tell you why your son was sent home when one of the
20:22teachers asked him who pushed over the walls of Jericho he said it wasn't me so the father said well if
20:27he said he didn't do it he didn't do it excuse please what's the matter Ali didn't you understand the joke yes
20:35but what I don't understand who did push down the walls of Jericho
20:40oh well anybody else got a joke no oh never mind what about a singing song I am knowing good English
20:50sing-song all about rolling me over in the clover that one thank you does anybody know Daisy is she
21:01beautiful it's a song Daisy it goes like this Daisy Daisy give me your answer do I'm half crazy
21:14love for the love for you
21:16oh well I know we'll meet again some sunny day some sunny day
21:31excellent
21:32oh well
21:39right what shall we sing next
21:41can't we have a rest
21:43I don't know that one is it French
21:44oh yes I'm sorry can anybody tell me the exact time
21:50three minute now three minutes after 11
21:55good only another 58 hours till Monday morning
21:58good night John
22:01good night John
22:02good night John
22:04good night
22:05Sid what my wife's an angel
22:07you're lucky mine's still living
22:09I must be as drunk as you are
22:18there's a teacher waving at me through the window
22:21I must be worse than I thought
22:23I can see him and I don't even know it
22:26I hope you haven't dragged me down here on a wild goose chase
22:35I'm telling you I definitely saw him
22:37it's most inconvenient
22:38it's not my fault if I lost the key in the front door
22:41of course it's your fault you silly little man
22:43oh
22:46at last
22:47miss courtney how nice to see you
22:49I'm afraid I can't return the compliment
22:51come on come on home you go
22:53good night
22:54sorry about all that
22:55good night
22:56good night
22:58quickly
23:00I'll go and see if there's anybody else about
23:04I really am very sorry
23:05I should hope you are
23:06I hope it hasn't inconvenienced you
23:08well of course it inconvenienced me
23:10I was quite happily curled up in bed with Daphne du Maurier
23:13I am really sorry about this
23:16oh
23:17I've
23:18now what's the matter
23:19I've left my shopping in the closet
23:20well for heaven's sake hurry up and get it
23:22thank you
23:31for heaven's sake are you going to take all night
23:33no I'm just putting these things away
23:34well do hurry up
23:44Sid
23:45Sid
23:46Sid
23:49Sid Lee
23:51I can't say we're locked in
23:52oh well we mustn't panic
23:53we can last out till Monday morning
23:54have a carrot
23:55let's have a sing song shall we
23:56shall we start with Daisy
23:57you know how it goes
23:58Daisy
23:59Daisy
24:00oh yeah
24:01oh yeah
24:10thank you
24:11thank you
24:12thank you
24:41thank you
24:43thank you
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