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An education inspector arrives at the school to observe the classes, but Mr. Brown mistakes him for a new foreign student.
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00:00To be continued...
00:30To be continued...
01:00Mr. Brown?
01:01Ah, sí.
01:03Juan Cervantes.
01:04Para servir la señora.
01:06Yes.
01:07But are you in Mr. Brown's class?
01:10English as a foreign language?
01:12Por favor.
01:12Are you really as stupid as you look?
01:17Oh, no, no.
01:18Ah, excuse me.
01:19You are in Mr. Brown's class, aren't you?
01:21Auntie?
01:22Are you around you?
01:27Doesn't Mr. Brown teach you anything?
01:29Por favor.
01:29You.
01:32Yes, please, Missy.
01:34Can I be assisting you in any way whatsoever?
01:37Last to break through.
01:39Are you in Mr. Brown's class?
01:42No.
01:43I am in corridor.
01:46Do you think you could give him a message?
01:48Most certainly.
01:49I am Miss Courtney.
01:51And I am Ranjit Singh.
01:53Just at this particular moment, I'm not really bothered who you are.
01:57I just want you to give Mr. Brown a message.
01:59I'll be very happy to comply with the request.
02:02Would you tell him I would like a word with him?
02:04Most certainly.
02:06Which word would you like?
02:07Just say I want to speak to him.
02:14Foreigners.
02:16Quiet, please.
02:18Settle down.
02:23Right.
02:24Good evening.
02:25Adabarasa.
02:27So we appear to be some missing.
02:29I hope they haven't dropped out.
02:31Oh, please.
02:32It not be surprising me.
02:34I am always thinking that Sikh son of a guru
02:37was a Punjabi dropout.
02:40Hearing what you are saying,
02:41you miserable sport of a guru.
02:44Don't you two start again.
02:45Actually, you're late.
02:47A thousand apologies
02:48for this unforgivable tardiness.
02:51But you are all
02:52unavoidably detained in the corridor
02:54by a lady.
02:55Si, si.
02:57Do I take it, Van,
02:58that you understood what Ranjit was saying?
03:00Por favor.
03:01Oh, sorry.
03:03Who was this lady who detained you in the corridor?
03:05Oh, blimey.
03:07I am forgetting her name.
03:10She was a big lady.
03:12Very large bosom.
03:15And the awesome.
03:16Very good.
03:18Yes, for while you're trying to remember her name,
03:20perhaps you'd better sit down.
03:22Yes.
03:23Yes.
03:24Now, I hope you've all done your homework.
03:26Ah, well, well, well.
03:27Excuse me, please.
03:29I am remembering the name.
03:32Missy Courtney.
03:33No, Miss Courtney.
03:34Yes, absolutely.
03:36The lady with the larger...
03:37What was it?
03:38He's wanting to see you.
03:40Yes.
03:40Well, she'll just have to wait.
03:42Squeeze me, please.
03:43She is already waiting.
03:44Well, she may be the principal,
03:47but I have a class to teach.
03:48Now, as I was saying about...
03:50Oh.
03:51Ah.
03:52Miss, uh, large...
03:53Um...
03:54Miss Courtney.
03:56I was just on my way to see you, actually.
03:58That's not the impression I got.
04:00Well, I shan't be a moment, class.
04:01Oh, it's all right.
04:01Don't bother.
04:02I merely wanted to tell you
04:03that you can expect another student.
04:05Oh, jolly good.
04:06More the merrier.
04:07You're not here to make merry, Mr. Brown.
04:10No, no.
04:10It was just a figure of speech.
04:11Well, you'd better try teaching
04:12a few figures of speech to your students.
04:14They seem to be in need of it.
04:15I'm doing my best.
04:17Ah.
04:18Oh, Miss Courtney.
04:20Yes?
04:20This new student,
04:21what nationality can I expect?
04:23African.
04:24Oh, African.
04:26Right.
04:27Now, you remember I asked you all
04:28to write an essay,
04:29a short story about your life here in England?
04:31Yes.
04:32I hope you've all done so, have you?
04:33Yes.
04:34Good, good.
04:35Well, I shall go around the class
04:36and ask each of you to read out what you've written.
04:38Anna, shall we start with you?
04:41My Life in England by Anna Schmidt.
04:44Good.
04:44Very good.
04:48Yeah, but go on.
04:49There is no more.
04:51Oh, that's all there is.
04:52Yeah, I have no time to write more.
04:54All there is that Mrs. Walker is keeping me busy.
04:57Anna do this, Anna do that.
04:59She is a slave driver, that Mrs. Walker.
05:01Walker.
05:02What?
05:02W is pronounced W.
05:05Your employer's name is Walker.
05:07Yeah, Walker.
05:08Do you know how many shirts
05:10Mrs. Walker made me iron last night?
05:12Walker.
05:13Yeah, Walker.
05:15Then I had to prepare a meal for the bitch.
05:18And, uh, she may be a hard task, mistress,
05:24but I don't think you ought to call her that.
05:26Who?
05:26Mrs. Walker.
05:27Walker.
05:29I was meaning the dog bitch.
05:31Oh, yes, yes.
05:34That is why I'm having no time for the homework.
05:37Yes, well, you're not to worry.
05:38You really must concentrate on those W sounds.
05:41W.
05:42The.
05:42The homework.
05:43The homework.
05:44Danielle, would you like to read us your essay?
05:45What I like about England,
05:53by Mademoiselle Danielle Favre,
05:55telephone 246-
05:57I could, uh, carry on.
06:01Susie.
06:02Yes, Giovanni.
06:03Was that 8021 or 8015?
06:07Uh, 8021.
06:09Don't, never mind what number it was.
06:10You're here to improve your English,
06:12not chat with other students.
06:13You are absolutely right, Professor.
06:15Sorry.
06:15It's just, I'd like to improve my French as well.
06:19Well, you can do that in your own time.
06:20Carry on, Danielle.
06:24I like England because the grass is so green
06:26and the purple are so nice.
06:28People?
06:29Yes.
06:32Especially the man.
06:35Quiet, quiet.
06:36Englishmen are so charming,
06:40so handsome,
06:42and so sexy.
06:45Silence, please.
06:49Yeah, I think that'll do, Danielle.
06:51But I've written much more.
06:53All about the things I like to do at night.
06:55Yes, well, I don't think we'd better go into those.
07:01I'll be reading all your essays later.
07:03Jamila, I don't suppose you've written anything, have you?
07:06Anji, say.
07:09Written anything?
07:10No?
07:11No.
07:12Look, you really, really must start to speak a little, Jamila.
07:16Speak.
07:17Baba.
07:17Oh, okay, Anji.
07:19Yeah, I can't speak so much.
07:20No, no, no, no, no, no.
07:22In English, you must try to speak English.
07:25Look, try saying good evening.
07:28Eh?
07:29All right, let's start with the good.
07:31Good.
07:32Good.
07:34It's not difficult, Jamila.
07:36Come on.
07:37Good.
07:40Look, you nearly said it, Ben.
07:42Come on.
07:43Good.
07:43No, no, no.
07:44Please, no prompting.
07:47God.
07:52Yes.
07:53Excellent.
07:54Well done.
07:54Now try evening.
07:56Evening.
07:57It's not difficult, Jamila.
07:59Come on.
08:00Evening.
08:02Yes, yes.
08:02Come on.
08:04God.
08:06I know you can say good.
08:09Say evening.
08:10Evening.
08:11Evening.
08:12Evening.
08:13Havening.
08:14Yes.
08:16Very good.
08:17Very good.
08:17Happening.
08:18Yes.
08:18Good, good.
08:19Happening.
08:19Now, put them both together.
08:21Good.
08:21Evening.
08:25God.
08:26God.
08:26Happening.
08:30Good.
08:31God.
08:36God.
08:36God.
08:37Good.
08:38Good, good.
08:38Well done.
08:38We'll try some new words later.
08:42Sue Lee, have you written anything?
08:44Yes, yes.
08:45Fine.
08:50What I like about England.
08:55England is becoming more politically minded and gradually more...
08:59The overthrow of decadent capitalistic government will be fully embraced
09:05as working classes become more educated
09:08and embrace communism as the true way of life.
09:13Workers' revolution getting nearer
09:15with inevitable corrupts of imperialistic bourgeois intellectual society.
09:20Yes, well, if that's what you like about England,
09:22I wouldn't want to read what you didn't like.
09:25Excuse me.
09:26Yes, tarot.
09:31Ah.
09:35But I have smaller observation on young lady's discourse
09:42that will also illustrate increased all knowledge of English.
09:51Certainly, tarot. Go ahead.
09:53With respect,
09:55young lady speakle road of couplers.
10:02Attitude typical of fussy Nipponese.
10:05Japan, civilised or country, not like China.
10:09Run by peasant talk.
10:11Chinese, not peasant talk.
10:13Japanese, not fascist talk.
10:17Oh, Sue Lee.
10:18Sue Lee, come on.
10:20Tarot, please go and apologise.
10:22Apologise?
10:23Yes.
10:23A loose face of.
10:25Not my photo.
10:26Well, never mind.
10:26Never mind his photo.
10:28I was going to pray.
10:32Please.
10:33Oh, mine, mine.
10:34Me, my dear wife.
10:36Please talk.
10:37Come on, Michael.
10:37Look upward.
10:38Please talk.
10:39Mrs. Courtney.
10:54Miss.
10:55Sir, sorry.
10:56I'm Roger Kenyon from the Education Authority.
10:58Oh.
11:00Oh, they told me they were sending an inspector round, but I really didn't expect.
11:03He would be black.
11:04He would be so young.
11:06My apologies.
11:07But the authority likes to check that the standards of the evening classes are up to par.
11:11I can assure you that my standards here are well over par.
11:15I'm glad to hear it.
11:16Well, Mr. Kenyon, if you'd like to come with me, I'll show you round.
11:19No, no, no, please.
11:20I'd rather just wander around on my own, if you don't mind.
11:23I usually get a much clearer picture that way.
11:25Wait till...
11:29Wait till...
11:32Wait till...
11:33Everything all right?
11:40Everything's okay.
11:41Good.
11:41We have a glee to differ.
11:43Oh, right.
11:44Excuse me, please.
11:45Ah, our new African.
11:47Pardon?
11:47Yeah, I've been expecting you.
11:49Me?
11:49Yes, I was told I'd have a new pupil.
11:51Look, it's nearly time for our tea break, so why don't you just go to the back for a minute
11:53and I'll take your particulars later.
11:55But please...
11:56Now, to be a good chap and don't argue, just go and sit there, all right?
11:59Yes, but...
12:00Sit.
12:07Yes, please.
12:14Okay.
12:16Me...
12:17Sit.
12:35There we are.
12:36ten pay dear thank you love that's it next you sit here I get the coffee coffee
12:51black thank you please coffee black hey young get the coffee for Daniel too bad
12:58sugar messy how about the biscuit you like it a biscuit I would like that I'll be
13:07back a packet of biscuits please look wait your time love good evening to your
13:26coffee love god happening I heard you the first time tea or coffee oh ja tea god
13:42happening 10p I would pay for that under coffee for me under coffee for you are
13:53you mr. Brown yes oh I've got a message for you from her ladyship oh lady who yeah
14:00miss Courtney she's been in here if she wants to see you yeah I know what she
14:05does want yes mr. Brown you want to see me in my office immediately careful let's
14:15coffee or spill it but for what that's coffee that yeah yeah
14:22well
14:24please oh mr. Brown thank you thank you now packet the biscuits please oh I'm sorry we
14:32haven't any left come to have a cup of coffee coffee yes coffee this stuff thank you
14:45it has taken you two minutes 38 seconds exactly to come to my office immediately I'm glad I didn't
14:58ask you to take your time well I'm sorry I was detained well I thought I better tell you that an
15:04inspector has arrived my conscience is clear I beg your pardon well apart from the odd parking ticket I've
15:10never had any trouble with the police an education inspector oh I see I'm sorry how stupid of me yes
15:17well you'll probably want to call in on your class oh well don't worry I'll deal with him you don't deal
15:23with inspectors from the local authority mr. Brown you cosset them and flatter them and agree with
15:28everything they say yeah well I'll do that as well I expect you'll want to see your register my register you
15:35do have a register oh that register yes of course well you better call it as soon as you get back to
15:40your class right by the way while you're here the local authority want me to fill in a few details
15:45about you on this form now I've got your name yes address yes sex occasionally
15:51married sorry uh no I was engaged once matter of fact I proposed marriage but it didn't really
16:02work out there was quite a lot of opposition her father no her husband I didn't realize she was married
16:06at the time what do you do during the day oh nothing at the moment I'm afraid I'm waiting for a suitable
16:12position and what was your last position well I was teaching at a secondary modern school but I
16:16left I couldn't stand any more beatings well I didn't think teachers beat children anymore oh they don't
16:21it was the other way round I think you better take this form and fill it up yourself bring it back
16:25to me later right and do be careful what you say to the inspector of course oh by the way the new
16:30student has arrived you won't forget to add the name to the register will you what you do half the
16:45class I go and learn the English hey I'm gonna learn the English as well maybe we learn
16:50together yes but what about poor Max yeah what about poor Max I'm crying my eyes out I have an idea I
17:01have lots of ideas why not you and Max study together huh right now the first thing we have to do before we do
17:16anything else is to call the register sorry all right ah that's quite all right I expect you'll
17:20have a bit of difficulty finding your way around at first things will seem rather strange yes very
17:25strange yes must be quite a change coming from one of the underdeveloped countries to our more
17:29advanced way of life oh yes still your people are doing remarkably well did you fly here fly how do you
17:38mean one of the big iron bird quite a change from riding an elephant unless you came by jumbo
17:50English joke very funny well perhaps you better sit down thank you right I'm gonna call out your names and
18:02will you please answer present present yes Sally but wait until I've called your name out sorry please
18:10Ranjit Singh present and correct please Giovanni Coupello see profissori no Giovanni not profissori no profissori no you
18:20should address me as sir sir yes now I understand you have been to get knotted
18:32come again well to become a sir you got knotted by the Queen the word is knighted and I'm not that kind
18:50of sir Maximilian Papandrios Maximilian Papandrios Mr Brown is speaking to you is he sorry you want something
19:03yeah are you here or not we're sure I'm here taro Nagazumi asshole
19:20present present Anna Schmidt yeah present Suli Chung present Ali Nadine gift gift I'm surprising you know each
19:37day I'm learning a new English word and I'm finding that gift is another word for present
19:50very ingenious very ingenious thank you very much Daniel Favre present and I am all here
19:58see that Jamila Ranja Angie oh garden half naked yes you're here and Juan Cervantes present
20:14I'm gonna take down your particulars otherwise I may get into hot water oh you are going to have a hard
20:23bath no Ali it's just another way of saying I may get into trouble oh dear you are been committing some
20:32grievous misdemeanor not at all there's an inspector from the local education authority coming round yeah the
20:38bigger boss yes I suppose you could say that but from my experience they're usually interfering old
20:42fogies you don't like them not particularly frankly they're quite useless and about as outdated as their
20:50teaching methods I mean what's the point of learning past participles cognate objects or subordinate
20:54clauses it's far more useful they try to teach a foreign student how to order a meal or find accommodation you
20:59appear to have some rather unique ideas I suppose I have you know you speak English fairly well thank you
21:06yeah and what is your name Roger Kenyon Roger Kenyon ah Miss Courtney I'm just uh completing the
21:14register and getting the details of our new student before that inspector Chappie
21:17Mr Brown I shan't be a moment Miss Courtney what is your job inspector oh what local transport
21:27local education authority
21:31I thought he was the new student the new student is a female she well you didn't tell me that oh my
21:42apologies Mr Kenyon and I do assure you that Mr Brown will be severely dealt with I can't remember
21:47remember when I last enjoyed myself so much I beg your pardon enjoyed yourself you know Miss Courtney
21:52your Mr Brown is a remarkable man I am he is yes his teaching methods may be somewhat revolutionary but
22:00they appear to work I have always encouraged my staff to be forward-thinking I'll pass on your comments to
22:09the authority perhaps they revise their textbooks now if you'll excuse me I must put in an appearance
22:15at the other classes oh keep up the good work Mr Brown and thank you very much for the coffee
22:24I'll come with you Mr Kenyon Blimey you are dropping a clinker
22:32you mean clangor yes please yes well right let's continue with our lesson uh get out your textbooks I'm
22:43gonna give you all a few exercises uh scusi professorisa I can't do any exercises why not I've got the bad
22:49back excuse me I was looking for ah at last pity you didn't arrive half an hour earlier why you
22:57might have saved me a great deal of embarrassment with a certain African gentleman oh yes it was a
23:01schools inspector but I mistook him for you you thought the gentleman was me yeah the silly
23:06fool tried to pretend he was a student and sit at the back to try to catch me up but I saw through
23:10him you think he was a bit stupid oh definitely thick as a brush was his name Mr Kenyon yes you know him I
23:17should do I've come to collect him I am his wife yes you have dropped another clicker
23:47hit the bell
24:03hit
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