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It tells the story of a middle aged woman with small children whose life is shaken up when two free-spirited twenty-somethings move in across the street.
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00:00Oh my god.
00:30Wow are they down nice job that was fast yeah you're what I was gonna lose it when I quit
00:48with that whole captain underpants thing oh they have no idea what it was like to grow
00:53up back and kids got spanked oh god that looks good hello no what what Wow oh my god oh I can't watch
01:18as she keeps watching but seriously they need to order some drapes it's disgraceful all right
01:28stop drooling they're christening the new apartment do you think they really don't think that people
01:41could see them are they getting off on it I just think they really don't care oh whoa whoa that's a new
01:54one she's very flexible yeah he's really hot too I didn't say hot I said flexible
02:08do you think we should turn out the lights
02:13why should we turn out the lights we're not doing anything they're the ones are
02:38just one more second we're almost there no okay just keep holding it no he thinks
02:43that's what a producer does quick quick
03:13quick quick quick well that's because he doesn't know exactly what happens in a studio session
03:19how are you doing Tanner no no no no no into the toilet oh it's like the labels being run by freaking
03:25teenagers I doubt you're still in here what did you do what he missed the toilet again yes again it's okay
03:36here look no I love the song and I will send it but honestly I don't think they give two shits about
03:47what I think anymore okay all right break a leg tonight laters
03:54what is that supposed to mean I just spent my whole Saturday haggling about contracts and
04:12recoupment schedules while you guys were out having fun I would give anything to haggle about a
04:17recoupment schedule why are you working out here oh I don't just the Skype signals better oh your
04:31friends home my friends yeah across the street are you working too hard to notice them oh shit
04:42all right all right fine all right I got it thank you whoa what happened to you today what
04:51happened to me I was juggling three kids all day by myself at the zoo in the snow and one of them was
04:56snotty or poopy or hungry or had a scraped knee every effing second I had four hours of sleep last
05:02night because I was up nursing or getting spit up on and then I got home and my husband is just
05:08chilling with his music bros and gawking at the neighbors this dick hanging out whoa uh hey guys
05:15why don't you go into your room for a little bit here you go uh I'll come in and hang out in a minute
05:24okay I thought after three months they'd figure out there's a whole building of people who live over
05:31here I swear to god it's like they'd live with us uh I think you might be overreacting a little
05:35oh oh do you you enjoying the binoculars you wanted for your birthday present to use in the
05:40cat skills look I know I'm not 22 and I'm tired all the time and my nipples feel like a piranha has
05:53been fucking gnawing at them but it's just a little dispiriting the way you're captivated by them
05:58wait a minute I don't think I am the only one who's captivated
06:03they're like a car crash that you can't look away from
06:08okay a beautiful sexy young car crash I didn't say that I mean for real what do they have jobs
06:17or clothes I mean all they do is host dance parties and sleep till noon and screw
06:22you have no idea what it feels like to have your face constantly rubbed
06:26yes I do what do you think I like talking about how many times Luther pooped or who's doing drop-off
06:33and I'm becoming the old geezer at work I've even started getting gray pubic hairs
06:39which I assume you haven't noticed because when would you
06:43you're not the only one who misses being 20
06:46staying up all night getting jiggy with it
06:51getting jiggy with it you know that song came out before your friends were born
06:58ow well it did let's stop talking come here
07:02you said we're not so tired together
07:25what did you mean
07:30meet me in the stairwell in a second
07:38for a glass of tea
07:42nobody else will be there
07:49nobody else will be there
07:54oh no oh yuck yuck yuck yuck yuck
07:56oh
08:00you remind me the building you live in
08:06i'm on my way
08:10it's getting cold again but new york's gorgeous
08:18it's a subway day
08:21nobody else will be there
08:28nobody else will be there
08:33nobody else will be there
08:38nobody else will be there
08:42look at it look at it
08:52well can you get on standby
08:54jesus well what time does that get you in
09:01that's a lot of tape
09:03have you tried just like ripping into them
09:07okay just all right call me if you get on
09:13goodbye's always take us
09:24half enough
09:27can we just go home
09:31nobody else will be there
09:36nobody else will be there
09:40nobody else will be there
09:45nobody else will be there
10:50Hey.
10:52Is that the guy?
11:01Yeah.
11:02Did he shave his head?
11:06I guess so.
11:08Guess I haven't seen him in a while.
11:11He doesn't look so good.
11:16No.
11:18Think he's hungover?
11:21I don't know.
11:24Daddy, parapet my leg.
11:28Why would you even have your leg near his mouth?
11:31Okay.
11:43Be good.
11:44Can you give the phone to Daddy?
11:48Yeah.
11:49Well, if you need to, just go to the blue whale room and let the kids run around.
11:56It's so dark in there, Luther will probably just fall asleep.
12:00I know.
12:01I'm gonna get in the tub with my book right now.
12:05Okay.
12:06See you then.
12:08See you then.
12:09See you then.
12:10See you then.
12:11Turn up.
12:13Thanks.
12:47Oh, hi.
13:12Take care.
16:09Let's go.
16:39Are you okay?
16:41Yeah.
16:46What?
16:49Um, do you live in that building right over there?
16:58Yes.
17:00I think... I think our apartments might face each other.
17:07Really?
17:09You have a little girl?
17:11And a boy?
17:13And a baby?
17:16I hope that doesn't seem creepy.
17:18I know.
17:20Your children are really adorable.
17:25And hilarious.
17:29My husband and I...
17:31My husband...
17:41Has been really sick.
17:46And we would look over and see your kids.
17:53And you or your husband, I guess, sitting up at night to feed the new baby.
18:00It was...
18:01It was...
18:02It was...
18:03Hello?
18:04Hello?
18:05Hello?
18:06Hi.
18:07Hi.
18:08Hi, mommy.
18:09Hi, sweetie pie.
18:10How was it?
18:12Cool.
18:13Hello?
18:15Hello?
18:18Hello?
18:19Hi.
18:20Hi, mommy.
18:21Hi, sweetie pie.
18:22Hello?
18:23Hello.
18:24Hi.
18:25Hi, mommy.
18:26Hi, sweetie.
18:27Hi.
18:28How was it?
18:29Good.
18:30Yeah?
18:31What did you do?
18:32It's a tyrannosaur's rib.
18:33You did?
18:34Did Lusa like it?
18:35No.
18:36Why?
18:37And Daddy loves the milk shoes.
18:38Oh, nice.
18:39Daddy let us stop for a milkshake.
18:40Oh, Daddy just let you stop for a milkshake?
18:41We gave Lusa some milkshake.
18:42You gave Lusa some milkshake?
18:43Just a little bit, and he fell asleep.
18:46How are you?
18:47How was your day off?
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