- 4 months ago
A story of two brothers: Robbie - a local athlete and celebrity who happens to be blind - and his brother Bill - who's helped Robbie through everything for years. Bill falls in love with a girl, Rose, but as luck would have it, she starts dating his brother Robbie.
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00:02:29Robby is an example to us all
00:02:32Brave, strong, focused, determined
00:02:37So it gives me great pleasure to present him with this check
00:02:42for $6,548 to the Out of Sight Foundation
00:02:49Yeah! Oh man, this thing's heavy. Just kidding.
00:02:57Thank you. Cool. Okay. I have a few special thank yous I'd like to make. First and foremost, my mom and dad for their support.
00:03:12I don't know what I'd do without you. I love you. And perhaps most importantly, I have just got to thank one individual who was next to me.
00:03:22The whole time I'm running down that road. Doubts? Sure, I have doubts. But there's this voice right next to you telling you that you can do it.
00:03:35I, of course, I'm talking about... God.
00:03:40He took my sight away from me. Ow! My bad.
00:03:49Who's that? Oh, what's up, GT? Oh, Bill! What's good, my man?
00:03:53...the sea with my heart. Yeah! You just ran 26 miles, man.
00:03:59That I did. Yeah! Yeah, dude. Marathon, man. Come on.
00:04:03Y'all, I bet you glad that bullshit's finally over, though. No doubt. No doubt. That's it.
00:04:14Y'all, you want to go smoke some weed?
00:04:20I didn't get it. I didn't get it. One more time. One more time.
00:04:25Oh, okay. There's a lot of wet now, but can I just do it?
00:04:28Uh, yeah. No. I'd rather you didn't. Excellent.
00:04:31Yeah, I need you. All right. Let me know if it's lit. You know what I mean? Like, talk to me.
00:04:35There. That's hot. You good?
00:04:39Okay. There we go. That sounds good.
00:04:42Y'all, you want something else? You can take the edge off?
00:04:45Like, I got this bomb-ass Klonopin. No, man. Have you heard of Klonopin? It's crazy.
00:04:50What?
00:04:51There are cops here. You gotta be careful.
00:04:53It'll be good, though. For real. I could shoot up in front of those dudes. They don't care.
00:04:58Bill! Yeah, coming.
00:05:00Where were you?
00:05:02What? No.
00:05:04Have you been smoking pot?
00:05:07I just ran a marathon.
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:11I am so proud of you running all that way.
00:05:14Jocelyn says they're gonna make the front page.
00:05:17She thinks I should do a swim next.
00:05:18What do you mean, next?
00:05:22For the next fundraiser?
00:05:24I think it'd be cool to swim across the lake.
00:05:26But I thought we said that we were done after this, that we could stop after the run.
00:05:31Well, kids don't stop being blind, Bill.
00:05:33I know that.
00:05:34I just...
00:05:37You wouldn't even have to get in the water.
00:05:40You'd just guide me from a boat or something.
00:05:45How about right here?
00:05:46Good, Robbie?
00:06:06Yeah, let's do this.
00:06:07Okay.
00:06:08It's all clear ahead.
00:06:10Ease out.
00:06:11That's it.
00:06:13Good.
00:06:14Just a hair to the right.
00:06:19All right, I got it.
00:06:20All right, good.
00:06:25There's a car about 300 yards ahead of us.
00:06:27Sure, I heard it.
00:06:29Someone eating?
00:06:32Yeah, I am.
00:06:33Could you just chill out a little bit?
00:06:36I'm trying to focus.
00:06:37You should clean your oven.
00:06:41I made moussaka.
00:06:42Oh, thanks, Mom.
00:06:43Your favorite.
00:06:44I'm so psyched.
00:06:45You can just take the eggplant out.
00:06:50So, Dad, how long do you think it'd take?
00:06:52Probably about 14 miles or so?
00:06:55Four or five hours at least.
00:06:58Yeah, we're going to have to start training right away.
00:07:00But we're in shape from the run.
00:07:02It's different.
00:07:02You're going to have to concentrate on more upper body stuff.
00:07:04It's all in the shoulders.
00:07:06You've got your anterior deltoid, lateral, posterior.
00:07:10Swimming's a whole different ball game.
00:07:14I'm just going to take off.
00:07:17Where to?
00:07:18I'm just going to go have a beer.
00:07:20I thought we were going to look at the video of the race.
00:07:23I'll watch it later, Mom.
00:07:24Hey, Bill, just don't drink too much.
00:07:26We don't want you dehydrated, okay?
00:07:29Okay, Robbie.
00:07:30You stay hydrated, too.
00:07:32Who do you think you're talking to?
00:07:37All right, see you guys later.
00:07:39Hey, Bill?
00:07:40Yeah.
00:07:41Have fun.
00:07:54What happened to him?
00:07:55Get by a bus.
00:07:57Makes you think, doesn't it?
00:07:58You've got to really grab each day, man.
00:08:02Check.
00:08:02Check.
00:08:04This one's for you, Fred.
00:08:07The web of kindness, the vast body of life.
00:08:15Did they take him to the hospital first, or was it like instant?
00:08:19Uh, I'm pretty sure it was pretty quick.
00:08:20It was a bus, so...
00:08:22Did he just step off the curb without looking?
00:08:23Uh, no.
00:08:25Actually, get this.
00:08:26He was in an argument with his girlfriend.
00:08:28Fuck.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:29He was chasing after her when it happened.
00:08:31Fuck.
00:08:31Yeah.
00:08:32You want another drink?
00:08:33Let's do it.
00:08:35I killed him.
00:08:37I killed the boy that died.
00:08:39I just dumped him when it happened.
00:08:44Do you want to know why I dumped him?
00:08:46I dumped him because he licked his lips too much, and I didn't like how he spoke to waiters.
00:08:53And that's why he's dead now.
00:08:56And that I didn't like his nipples.
00:09:00I'm a judgmental cunt.
00:09:02I can't like everyone's nipples.
00:09:17Sometimes I fantasize about being disabled.
00:09:21Like, I'm paralyzed, and people have to push me around all the time.
00:09:25And I get to watch a lot of TV.
00:09:28That's really terrible.
00:09:30I know.
00:09:32I love TV.
00:09:35Me too.
00:09:37I still use my fingers so I can, like, control the remote.
00:09:45We're off now, Rose.
00:09:46Call us or drop by whenever you'd like.
00:09:49It'd be great to see you.
00:09:50Okay.
00:09:52Okay.
00:09:54Those are his parents.
00:10:04It was their son that I killed.
00:10:09Do you want a real tissue?
00:10:12I'm the superficial narcissist.
00:10:22I'm lazy and resentful.
00:10:26I slept with a married man, and I didn't even like him very much.
00:10:29I almost killed my brother.
00:10:31Oh.
00:10:32Why?
00:10:33You didn't like him?
00:10:34No, I liked him quite a lot.
00:10:35I challenged him to a diving competition, and the water was, like, very shallow.
00:10:39Thank you for trying to make me feel better.
00:10:46I'm not.
00:10:49Oh.
00:10:52I think I'm just going to have to go to Africa and build wells for people who need them.
00:10:58After this whole thing, I really am going to have to dedicate myself to the less fortunate.
00:11:06I could go with you and hang out with the kids, like, the African kids.
00:11:12For the price of a cup of coffee, I could play soccer with them.
00:11:18Or baby elephants.
00:11:22I love baby elephants.
00:11:24Me, too.
00:11:44I love you.
00:11:45I love you.
00:11:47Can you be just mine?
00:11:49Yes.
00:11:51Let's stay like this forever.
00:11:54Paralyzed.
00:11:56We can get a TV on the ceiling.
00:11:59Yeah, it'll be like a boat.
00:12:01I get seasick.
00:12:03It's a boat with no water.
00:12:05Oh.
00:12:06I love those kind of boats.
00:12:09You're perfect.
00:12:10Perfect.
00:12:24Good morning.
00:12:40Oh!
00:12:42Hi.
00:12:43Hi.
00:12:45Just can't find my dress.
00:12:48Can I cook you some breakfast?
00:12:50Um, that's okay.
00:13:00Um.
00:13:03This is not the way they go.
00:13:09Looks great.
00:13:10Oh, your dress.
00:13:15I would love it.
00:13:19There you go.
00:13:24So, I had a really good time last night.
00:13:29It's very lovely, and I'm very hungover.
00:13:35Borderline poisoned.
00:13:38So, can I call you sometime?
00:13:41I don't think that's a great idea.
00:13:45You're...
00:13:45Are you being serious?
00:13:47Yeah, I can't go out with anyone right now.
00:13:54Nobody should go out with me.
00:13:56Well, we don't have to go out.
00:13:58We could just lie in the boat and watch TV.
00:14:02I can't.
00:14:03How come?
00:14:06You go to Africa to play soccer with the baby elephants?
00:14:09Yeah, it's not a joke.
00:14:14I...
00:14:14This isn't where I'm supposed to be this morning,
00:14:18and I'm gonna dedicate myself to that.
00:14:21I'm gonna do good things for other people.
00:14:23You could help me.
00:14:27Why?
00:14:28What's wrong with you?
00:14:31Everything.
00:14:33Me and my life is kind of a shit.
00:14:36All right.
00:14:37Well, thank you.
00:14:39And...
00:14:40Or...
00:14:40I'm sorry.
00:14:42It was really nice to meet you.
00:14:45Yeah.
00:15:07You do want to go on the boat.
00:15:09Oh, my God.
00:15:11Hello.
00:15:12Good morning.
00:15:14Good morning.
00:15:16Get off.
00:15:17Did I just hear somebody leave?
00:15:20Did I?
00:15:22Oh, what's going on, Billy?
00:15:25Did Billy finally have some sex?
00:15:26Huh?
00:15:27Did he?
00:15:28Tell me what's going on, little Billy.
00:15:30You're squashing me.
00:15:31Oh, my God.
00:15:33Are you in love?
00:15:35You're in love.
00:15:36Who was she?
00:15:38Some girl I met at the bar.
00:15:39It doesn't matter.
00:15:40I'm not gonna see her again.
00:15:41Why?
00:15:42Was she gross?
00:15:44She wouldn't give me her phone number.
00:15:45Oh, oh, shit.
00:15:50I'm sorry, man.
00:15:52Well, it's probably not the girl of your dreams
00:15:55if she spent the night on the first night.
00:15:58You can do better.
00:16:00Okay?
00:16:01It's gonna be okay.
00:16:03Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, little Billy.
00:16:06It's gonna be okay.
00:16:08I thought after your race thingy
00:16:19we go back to you doing early mornings.
00:16:21Yeah, well, it turns out that I'm gonna continue
00:16:23to have to train early mornings.
00:16:25How come you get to choose?
00:16:27Because I'm the manager and I make the schedule.
00:16:31Oh, it is so hard being a white American man.
00:16:35My heart, it bleeds for you.
00:16:48Why aren't you getting in?
00:16:49Because I'm not swimming.
00:16:50Why not?
00:16:51It's a swimming pool.
00:16:52Nothing bad's gonna happen.
00:16:53They have lifeguards.
00:16:55Actually, they don't have lifeguards here,
00:16:57but that's not the point.
00:16:58The point is that I don't want to do it.
00:17:00So, what if I get into trouble when I'm out there,
00:17:03all alone on the empty seas?
00:17:06I'll throw you a life preserver.
00:17:08Or you can get someone else to row for you.
00:17:10Or you can just not do the swim at all.
00:17:13I'll swim next to you, baby.
00:17:14I'm not doing the swim.
00:17:17Okay, never mind.
00:17:18I thought it'd be fun.
00:17:19Sorry, I'll just be two minutes.
00:17:39Oh, no, it's okay.
00:17:40You don't have to come.
00:17:45What's that now?
00:17:46I met a girl.
00:17:46She wants to help me train.
00:17:47Really?
00:17:50Yeah.
00:17:51That's great.
00:17:53Who is she?
00:17:54New volunteer at the center.
00:17:55Says she's desperate to help.
00:17:58Desperate?
00:17:59Wow, sexy.
00:18:00Is that how I look?
00:18:02Beautiful, baby.
00:18:03Thanks, baby.
00:18:04See you later.
00:18:05Have fun.
00:18:06I will.
00:18:07Okay, the way this is going to work is you follow my pace.
00:18:22You're basically my eyes.
00:18:24You don't pull on my arm.
00:18:25You don't suddenly change direction.
00:18:27You just guide.
00:18:28Right, so I'm like a very important dog.
00:18:33That's right.
00:18:34You're a very important dog.
00:18:36Ready?
00:18:37Yeah.
00:18:37Okay, let's go.
00:18:38Okay.
00:18:41How's this?
00:18:42Is this too fast for you?
00:18:43No, it's good.
00:18:43Okay, good, good, because it's getting a lot faster here.
00:18:46It is.
00:18:46Come on up.
00:18:47Oh.
00:18:48Sorry, sorry.
00:18:49Okay, okay.
00:18:50That's fine.
00:18:50That's fine.
00:18:52It's just all the accolades and trophies.
00:18:55I mean, all that stuff just doesn't really end up meaning all that much at the end of the
00:18:58day.
00:18:59I mean, I appreciate it, and it's nice to walk around and have everyone know who I am and
00:19:03stuff, but it's not that important to me, you know?
00:19:06Right.
00:19:06Spread the word about taking care of yourself, you know?
00:19:08I mean, I've been training on and off for a few years, and so I'm in pretty good shape.
00:19:12Yeah, you look it.
00:19:13I just, I just like it, you know?
00:19:15Just seeing what a difference it makes to all the kids makes everything worthwhile, you
00:19:18know?
00:19:19Yeah.
00:19:20I think that's really sweet.
00:19:29Oh, Rob.
00:19:32Sorry, did you not want me to do that?
00:19:35Um.
00:19:36I'm, you were touching my hand.
00:19:38No, I, I know, um, you had something on your sleeve.
00:19:42Right.
00:19:43Okay, that, it's not embarrassing at all.
00:19:46No, it isn't.
00:19:47Sorry.
00:19:47No, this is definitely my fault.
00:19:50Well, it's not your fault.
00:19:51Listen, um, if I was in a different place, you would be really the kind of person that
00:19:57I would be lucky to go out with and-
00:19:59You really don't need to say anything, Rose.
00:20:00It's fine.
00:20:01Okay, I get it.
00:20:01I think that what you do, all of your charity work is, is really beautiful and amazing.
00:20:07Seriously, I'm, I'm actually excited and I just do this whole blind thing because clearly
00:20:13it's just a total turn-on for the girls.
00:20:16Stop, stop, stop.
00:20:21Okay?
00:20:22I'm sorry.
00:20:24Don't apologize.
00:20:25I enjoyed that very much.
00:20:26Do you want to try it again now that I'm prepared?
00:20:31Yeah, sure.
00:20:33Oh.
00:20:41Hi.
00:20:43How was blindy?
00:20:44Fine.
00:20:48He kissed me.
00:20:50He what?
00:20:51He kissed me and then I said, oh, I don't feel that way about you.
00:20:57And then he just, like, looked really sad.
00:21:00Oh, shit.
00:21:02Yeah.
00:21:02So, I kissed him.
00:21:05Because you didn't want him to look so sad?
00:21:08He's incredibly nice and he does a lot of charity stuff.
00:21:13You know he's not going to die, right?
00:21:15If you say, look, I don't want to kiss you, his head is not going to explode.
00:21:20You're not that important.
00:21:21Yeah, I do know that.
00:21:24But I'm also taking an interesting new look where I think this could be a really cool opportunity
00:21:29for me to help somebody.
00:21:31Uh-huh.
00:21:32Um, because to me that sounds like a pity fuck.
00:21:35No.
00:21:35If that's what it is, we could get some homeless guys up in here, really take care of them.
00:21:39Maybe Robbie is the greatest guy ever and I just don't know him because I'm horrible.
00:21:44So, you're attracted to him?
00:21:48No, but Fred is dead because I did not like his nipples.
00:21:52That's why he's deceased.
00:21:53Which makes me feel like everything about me is wrong.
00:21:56So, I need to change and therefore I'm not dumping him and that's that.
00:21:59This is interesting.
00:22:05So, what are you going to say?
00:22:09I'll say hello if she's hot and hi if she's not.
00:22:11Okay, but seriously, if she's a pig, you have to tell me, okay?
00:22:14If she's a pig, I'll shout pig.
00:22:17Okay, great.
00:22:18That's an excellent plan.
00:22:19All right.
00:22:21Did you dye your hair?
00:22:23No.
00:22:25Because it looks kind of sun-kissed.
00:22:28Did you just say sun-kissed?
00:22:30Yeah, like the sun knelt down and planted a sweet little kiss on your melon.
00:22:35Maybe it knelt down and jizzed on my melon.
00:22:38I'm pretty sure in that case the term would be that your hair looks sun-jizzed.
00:22:42Yeah.
00:22:44Is that the kind of relationship you have in the sun?
00:22:45No.
00:22:46You learn something new every day, huh?
00:22:48Hello.
00:22:59Billy, you can say hello.
00:23:02Or hi.
00:23:05I, we actually have met before.
00:23:08What?
00:23:09No way.
00:23:10That's crazy.
00:23:11How do you guys know each other?
00:23:13Socially.
00:23:14We know each other socially.
00:23:16Nice to see you again, Rose.
00:23:21Nice to see you again as well.
00:23:23Well, this is awesome.
00:23:24You know, Bill's my right-hand man, so it's essential you guys get along.
00:23:31Hi.
00:23:32Hi.
00:23:33You look very pretty today.
00:23:34Oh, thank you.
00:23:35Oh, okay.
00:23:38I'm sure you do.
00:23:39I'm sure you do.
00:23:39Oh, thanks.
00:23:41See you later, Bill.
00:23:43Don't wait up.
00:23:46You awake?
00:24:00Yeah.
00:24:01What happened to you?
00:24:02You didn't say anything.
00:24:03Is she hot or is she a pig?
00:24:05She's nice looking.
00:24:09Just nice?
00:24:10She's good looking.
00:24:12You're not just saying that, so I'll go out with her.
00:24:15No.
00:24:16Okay, sorry.
00:24:17Go back to sleep.
00:24:19Can you close the door?
00:24:20Why are you asleep?
00:24:21It's like nine.
00:24:22I'm the devil.
00:24:27You're not the devil.
00:24:29How could you have known that they were brothers?
00:24:32I don't really know, but I feel like maybe I did.
00:24:36Like, some dark part of me knew that it was bad and then it made me do it.
00:24:41Because that's what it wants.
00:24:43So you're a psychic now?
00:24:44I don't know.
00:24:45You're just like all powerful and all knowing and everything that happens happens because
00:24:49you make it happen.
00:24:50Like, if someone takes a shit in China, it's because you did something bad.
00:24:54Okay.
00:24:55So what are you going to do?
00:24:56Nothing.
00:24:57I'm not going to do anything.
00:24:58I'm going out with Robbie.
00:24:59And you have no feelings for Bill whatsoever?
00:25:02Honestly, who cares?
00:25:03I can't trust my feelings.
00:25:05My feelings are fucked.
00:25:07Does it bother you that he's blind?
00:25:11No, I like it.
00:25:12Oh, you're into it.
00:25:14Not into it.
00:25:15You find it sexually alluring.
00:25:17Well, not, I don't mean like, oh, I like it.
00:25:19You know what I'm looking for in a guy?
00:25:21Like, someone a little taller than me and preferably kind of handsome and, you know, visually impaired.
00:25:28Oh my God.
00:25:28I think there are websites for people like you.
00:25:31Mmm.
00:25:35Are you going to pay for that printing?
00:25:38No.
00:25:39And yet you boss me.
00:25:41I work.
00:25:43I don't steal.
00:25:44And yet you boss me.
00:25:49You want to come over to my house later?
00:25:53I don't think that's a good idea.
00:25:56It is just sex.
00:25:58To be honest with you, I just got my period.
00:26:00Christ, all you American men, you're so sensitive.
00:26:03Is that oil?
00:26:14Yeah, it's good for resistance.
00:26:17Here, shave off that vital half a second.
00:26:25Meet you out there.
00:26:26Here, I'm going to take a shit.
00:26:35I didn't know that you were going to be here.
00:26:37Robbie asked me to come.
00:26:41So are you like his new reader?
00:26:43Yep.
00:26:45I didn't know you did that.
00:26:47Yeah.
00:26:48Well, I mean, I've just started.
00:26:50Well, that's very nice of you.
00:26:56You didn't tell me that your brother was blind.
00:26:58I thought I did.
00:26:59You didn't.
00:27:00I'm pretty sure I did.
00:27:02Hi.
00:27:03Where's my special lady?
00:27:05Hey, hey.
00:27:06Hi.
00:27:07Hi.
00:27:07Hi, Yara.
00:27:08Hi.
00:27:08How you doing?
00:27:10Oh, I like the feel of this.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12You in a swimsuit.
00:27:14Yeah.
00:27:14That's so nice.
00:27:15What color is it?
00:27:16Um, it's blue.
00:27:17Ah, it's blue.
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:18I like blue.
00:27:21Well, my brother says you're hot, so.
00:27:23Oh, well.
00:27:24There's got to be something.
00:27:28Okay.
00:27:29Okay.
00:27:30Get ready to watch poetry in motion.
00:27:33What do you think?
00:27:41Good.
00:27:42Okay.
00:27:43Hey, Bill, you got to get Rose on the roster.
00:27:45She really wants to help out.
00:27:46Get involved.
00:27:47She already used a finger.
00:27:51Well?
00:27:56Are you going to tell him?
00:27:58What, that I see you naked?
00:28:00Yeah, weirdly, I don't think that's the best idea.
00:28:04Yeah, because that would be a really weird way to say that.
00:28:10I didn't know that he was your brother.
00:28:13You said that already.
00:28:14Is this part of, like, you being a better person?
00:28:23And what do you mean by that?
00:28:27Robbie isn't a baby elephant to you, is he?
00:28:29Right, right.
00:28:30No, he's not.
00:28:31We met.
00:28:32We got along.
00:28:33We decided to go out.
00:28:34I thought you said you didn't want to go out with anyone, that you wanted to focus on helping people.
00:28:38Yeah, okay, sorry.
00:28:39I changed my mind.
00:28:40Yeah, I see that.
00:28:41Oh, shit!
00:28:43Oh!
00:28:44Oh!
00:28:45God damn it!
00:28:47Where is he?
00:29:00What happened?
00:29:01He swam into the side of the pool.
00:29:03I just took my eyes off him for a second.
00:29:06Hi, I'm Phil, Bill's dad.
00:29:08Hi, I'm Rose.
00:29:09It's nice to meet you.
00:29:10Nice to meet you.
00:29:11Oh, you're Rose.
00:29:12How sweet of you to come.
00:29:14Oh, we have heard so much about you.
00:29:17Oh.
00:29:17You are so pretty.
00:29:19Hey, hey.
00:29:19You're very pretty.
00:29:20Oh, Robbie.
00:29:21Oh, my walking wounded.
00:29:23Oh.
00:29:24That's my boy.
00:29:25It's fine.
00:29:25I'm sure it's not as bad as it looks.
00:29:26Oh, you're still gorgeous.
00:29:27Isn't he gorgeous, Rose?
00:29:29Mm-hmm.
00:29:29What?
00:29:30You stayed?
00:29:31Yeah.
00:29:31Oh, that's so sweet.
00:29:35Oh, really, it's not a big deal.
00:29:38Not the first time Bill's dropped the ball.
00:29:41Sorry about that, Rob.
00:29:44All right, here we go.
00:29:46Mm-hmm.
00:29:46Yeah, cool.
00:29:47Come on, Rose, come with us.
00:29:48I'll get the car.
00:29:49Nice to meet you, finally.
00:29:50Nice to meet you, too.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:51Hey, how do I look?
00:30:07Great.
00:30:08Great.
00:30:09Strong.
00:30:09Look really strong.
00:30:10Focused, determined, so it gives me great pleasure to present him with this check for
00:30:16$6,548 to be out of sight.
00:30:22You have a mirror face.
00:30:24What?
00:30:25You have a face that you make when you're looking in the mirror.
00:30:30What kind of face am I making?
00:30:32Like a regal bunny.
00:30:34Oh, uh, man, this thing's heavy.
00:30:38Ah, the crowd loved it when I did that.
00:30:39Well, yeah, you're a really good public speaker.
00:30:43Well, lots of practice.
00:30:46Hmm.
00:30:46You want to see my mirror face?
00:30:49Sure.
00:30:52You want to stay over tonight?
00:30:56Might be a good idea in case I pass out.
00:31:00Hmm.
00:31:00I'm injured.
00:31:03Right.
00:31:03Yeah, okay.
00:31:04You want to see my room?
00:31:09Sure.
00:31:26Hey, I want to show you something.
00:31:27Yeah, I got that one for archery.
00:31:37And that one's for tennis, um, skiing, soccer.
00:31:41Where the training is done indoors or out, being able to swim at a sustained pace is what you should be aiming for.
00:31:50There are some differences when it comes to swimming in open water.
00:31:53And in this chapter, our guidance will give you a good tip, so you're well prepared to sit in.
00:32:03We'll look at breathing in different weather conditions.
00:32:07Body conditions.
00:32:08Maximizing efficiency.
00:32:10So how's it going, Rose?
00:32:12Oh, good.
00:32:13Really good.
00:32:13Yeah, she seems nice.
00:32:18I even kind of like her birthmark.
00:32:20What birthmark?
00:32:22She's got a birthmark.
00:32:26Where?
00:32:27On her cheek.
00:32:28It's interesting.
00:32:29It's kind of like the shape of Kentucky.
00:32:31Well, I hope it's not gross.
00:32:36I can't believe you didn't tell me.
00:32:40Sorry.
00:32:41Sorry.
00:32:43So, you didn't tell me about your birthmark.
00:33:00I don't have a birthmark.
00:33:02Bill says you have a birthmark on your cheek.
00:33:06Nope.
00:33:08You thought I had a birthmark?
00:33:09Maybe you just had, like, ketchup on your face or something.
00:33:14Bill says you have a birthmark.
00:33:46You okay?
00:33:53Yeah, I just don't really like boats.
00:33:58You should tell him you'd get seasick.
00:34:00I did. He told me to push through.
00:34:06You're doing great, Rob!
00:34:08What?
00:34:09I just said you're doing great.
00:34:12I know.
00:34:16You know, you've been very helpful with all the swim stuff.
00:34:22Seriously.
00:34:23If I'm left to my own devices, I would just be at home all day, doing nothing at all.
00:34:29I'm actually quite lazy. I don't know if you know that about me.
00:34:32You're not lazy at all.
00:34:33Oh, no, I am. I just hide it pretty well.
00:34:35What would be your perfect day?
00:34:41I get up and I have some toast with butter and a cup of tea.
00:34:51And my boss has called because he wants me to watch Cheers and the Golden Girls.
00:34:58And maybe Roseanne if I have time.
00:35:00For your work?
00:35:01Yes. Oh, because I watch TV on behalf of the poor.
00:35:05Well, that's very good of you.
00:35:10Oh, no! You're going to capsize!
00:35:12It's a white squirrel!
00:35:13Hey, fucking stop! Stop it!
00:35:16Oh, I'm sorry.
00:35:18I don't get it.
00:35:23He gets everything. He's the hero. He's the amazing Robbie.
00:35:27He ain't that amazing.
00:35:29You should just tell him you ain't going to do a stupid swim.
00:35:32Oh, yeah, and just cancel out the last 18 years.
00:35:35Can you imagine how that would make me look?
00:35:38Who gives a shit what you look like?
00:35:40Take the girl, man.
00:35:41How can I do that when he's got everything?
00:35:45You can see the bitch!
00:35:48Damn, man.
00:35:50I've got to figure out a way to make you seem more masculine.
00:35:54You lift weights?
00:35:56Not very everyone's.
00:35:57All right.
00:36:01Why do you have a Bible?
00:36:04Girls like dudes with Bibles. What do you mean?
00:36:06Oh! You got a gun?
00:36:09No, I don't have a gun.
00:36:11I got a gun.
00:36:15What?
00:36:16Oh, because I'm blind, I can't have a gun?
00:36:19No, you got a little blunt, like, running your front tooth right now.
00:36:22Oh!
00:36:24Huh?
00:36:25You got it.
00:36:25Good looking out.
00:36:27Yeah, let me hit that.
00:36:29Let me hit that blunt!
00:36:31Let me hit that blunt!
00:36:33Yeah, they're called Nutrisharians, and it's not about the counting of the calories.
00:36:37It's about the quality of the calories.
00:36:39Right.
00:36:40I mean, I keep telling people about this, and no one, no one seems to be listening.
00:36:44You know, I mean, okay, for instance, you want 30 to 60% of your diet to be vegetarian.
00:36:48Watch out!
00:36:49Watch out!
00:36:50You guys okay?
00:36:51I'll be right back.
00:36:53Watch what you're doing, bro!
00:36:55You're coming at us!
00:36:56You almost knocked us over!
00:36:57You don't tell me what to do!
00:36:58No, you listen!
00:36:59I don't tell me!
00:37:00You don't tell me!
00:37:01Are you okay?
00:37:05Yeah.
00:37:06I just, is it broken?
00:37:08No, I think it's probably just bruised.
00:37:10You gotta move your fingers around.
00:37:12Like that?
00:37:13Does that hurt?
00:37:14Bill, are you okay?
00:37:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:16Thank you for defending me.
00:37:17How's he doing?
00:37:19Bill, could you check on him?
00:37:20I'm done, man.
00:37:25You can have her.
00:37:27She's got real codependency issues.
00:37:29I'm never gonna beat him, because, you know, I don't think trumps it.
00:37:33Nothing.
00:37:34Nothing trumps what?
00:37:37Yo, I can't believe he hit you, Norman.
00:37:39That's messed up.
00:37:41He's strong, man.
00:37:42What do you mean for a blind guy?
00:37:44He's really got a good swing, man.
00:37:49That one good.
00:37:50What do you got going on here, guys?
00:37:53Shit.
00:37:53Fuck.
00:37:54Fuck, shit.
00:37:56Nothing, officer.
00:37:57Just hanging out.
00:38:01Oh, hey, GT.
00:38:10Your mom's here.
00:38:15Has GT been released yet?
00:38:17Mm-hmm.
00:38:18We didn't charge him.
00:38:19Right.
00:38:19It was like $10 worth of weed.
00:38:37It's not a big deal.
00:38:40Not everything's about you, Bill.
00:38:42Your brother's had some bad news.
00:38:51Oh, yeah?
00:38:51What's that?
00:38:56Swim's not happening.
00:38:58Huh?
00:38:59It's not happening.
00:39:01How come?
00:39:02Because the Coast Guard and the good people of Lorraine aren't willing to let a blind guy
00:39:12into the water.
00:39:15They say it's too dangerous, and they're not insured for that kind of thing.
00:39:22So you're not going to swim?
00:39:26So you're not going to swim?
00:39:27Jesus, what part of this don't you understand?
00:39:29Yes, Bill.
00:39:30It is not going to happen.
00:39:32The swim is off.
00:39:34You happy now?
00:39:35Lookin' good, girl.
00:39:54Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm.
00:39:58Hi.
00:40:04Shh, shh, shh.
00:40:05This is why I received them, O-yee-wa.
00:40:07We're trying to listen to this.
00:40:09Oh, yee of understanding.
00:40:10That not one of them believed himself to be worthy of this.
00:40:14And he will hold out his hands...
00:40:15It's crime and punishment.
00:40:16Crime and punishment?
00:40:19That sounds fun.
00:40:21Well, it's not the point, Bill.
00:40:22It's not always about having fun.
00:40:24It's about culture and enriching yourself.
00:40:29Got it.
00:40:29The literature and art.
00:40:32You got it?
00:40:33Mm-hmm.
00:40:33Great.
00:40:35Sorry.
00:40:36That's okay.
00:40:38And he will hold out his hands to us,
00:40:39and we shall fall down before him,
00:40:41and we shall weep,
00:40:42and we shall understand all things.
00:40:44Then we shall understand all,
00:40:46and all will understand.
00:40:47Katarina even...
00:40:48Let's go out.
00:40:50Seriously, you need to blow off some steam.
00:40:52You need to have a couple beers
00:40:53and eat some processed food.
00:40:56Something delicious,
00:40:57like chicken fingers or potato skins.
00:41:03Where would we go?
00:41:05Do some dancing, some drinking, some dinner.
00:41:08What, just the three of us?
00:41:09Sure.
00:41:10Unless Rose has a young lady
00:41:11that she would like to introduce me to.
00:41:17Yeah.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:20Great.
00:41:22Hi, you're up front with me.
00:41:29Oh, okay.
00:41:32Hi.
00:41:33Hi, I'm Bill.
00:41:34I'm Francie.
00:41:35Nice to meet you, Francie.
00:41:36Nice to meet you.
00:41:38Hi, guys.
00:41:38Hi.
00:41:38So, are we all up for some drinks before dinner?
00:41:50I certainly am.
00:41:52Well, that's good news.
00:41:53And how do you feel about dancing, Francie?
00:41:54I feel pretty great about dancing.
00:41:56Also good to hear.
00:41:58Yep.
00:41:58Sounds like a plan.
00:41:59South Road's coming up.
00:42:01Yep, I know.
00:42:02And we should be passing the lobster mailbox on our right just about now.
00:42:09Oh, my God.
00:42:11Holy shit.
00:42:13Bill, stop the car.
00:42:15You sure about that, Rob?
00:42:16Yeah, yeah, it's fine.
00:42:16Stop the car.
00:42:18All right.
00:42:19What are we doing?
00:42:30Get ready for fun.
00:42:34Hey.
00:42:35Oh, it's all right.
00:42:36I got it.
00:42:36What's going on?
00:42:38I'm driving.
00:42:39Get in.
00:42:39How are you doing this?
00:42:49He's peeking through his eyelids.
00:42:50I have pretty advanced spatial awareness and memory.
00:42:53There's a car coming.
00:42:54It's okay.
00:42:54I got it.
00:42:55I got it.
00:42:55I got it.
00:42:55I don't like this.
00:42:56I don't like this.
00:43:04See?
00:43:05Everybody's fine.
00:43:06How are you guys doing?
00:43:07What's going on back here?
00:43:08Nope.
00:43:08This is stupid.
00:43:11See, it doesn't matter.
00:43:12I can go like this.
00:43:13It's the same as if I'm like this.
00:43:15Uh-huh.
00:43:15Go like that.
00:43:16Somebody should be looking at where we're going.
00:43:17Robby, can you do it with your eyes closed?
00:43:18Yeah.
00:43:38I want to go home.
00:43:41I should start a petition.
00:43:44Get the whole community behind me.
00:43:46Yeah.
00:43:47Bill thinks it would be better coming from me.
00:43:48A passionate plea of sorts.
00:43:51Mm-hmm.
00:43:51I think so.
00:43:52He and Francie seem to be getting along.
00:44:00Might finally be about to get laid.
00:44:03But he must have a lot of girlfriends, right?
00:44:06Not at all.
00:44:07He's only brought one person home in the last year.
00:44:09She wouldn't even give him her number.
00:44:10Your table is ready.
00:44:15Guys, it's dinner time.
00:44:17Hi.
00:44:18It's time for dinner.
00:44:19I really like him.
00:44:26We could marry brothers.
00:44:27And then we could live in houses next door to each other with a tunnel underneath.
00:44:32Yeah?
00:44:33What?
00:44:34So who's better looking, Rose or Francie?
00:44:47You're welcome.
00:44:49Oh, thank you.
00:44:50That's just fine.
00:44:54Your waitress will be over to take your order shortly.
00:44:57This is awkward because that gentleman lied to you.
00:45:00I will be your waitress this evening.
00:45:02Great.
00:45:02I would like a huge martini and I want you to get in it.
00:45:06No problem.
00:45:10More wine, Francie?
00:45:11Uh, yeah.
00:45:15More.
00:45:15Ah!
00:45:19What the fuck is that?
00:45:26Rob, don't.
00:45:27Excuse me.
00:45:28Do you mind?
00:45:29Trying to eat dinner over here.
00:45:30Rob, he's disabled.
00:45:32I'm disabled.
00:45:33Oh my God.
00:45:35So, Francie, do you do a bunch of volunteer stuff like Rose does?
00:45:37Oh, no.
00:45:39I'm a much worse person.
00:45:41In my free time, I mostly just watch TV.
00:45:44As a person that's been on TV, I can tell you it's very effective, recognizability-wise.
00:45:49Rob, he's been on the local news a bunch.
00:45:50Really?
00:45:51Have you?
00:45:51Wow.
00:45:52Six times, four years.
00:45:53You must get recognized on the street all the time.
00:45:57Some people think it's, like, excessive, but I'm kind of like, uh, I don't know, I could
00:46:03do better.
00:46:03Mm-hmm.
00:46:04Rose?
00:46:05Hi.
00:46:06Rita.
00:46:07Oh, don't, don't get out.
00:46:07No, please.
00:46:08Oh, how funny to see you here.
00:46:11How have you been?
00:46:12I'm just fine.
00:46:13How have you been?
00:46:14We're managing.
00:46:15Sure.
00:46:16Yeah, sure.
00:46:17We've missed you.
00:46:19Hi.
00:46:20I'm Robbie.
00:46:20I'm Rose's boyfriend.
00:46:21He's blind.
00:46:26Well, um, nice to meet you.
00:46:29Nice to see you both.
00:46:31We'll let you get on with your dinner.
00:46:32Bye.
00:46:50Why'd you tell them I was blind?
00:46:51Rose?
00:46:58Um, those were Fred's parents.
00:47:05Who's Fred?
00:47:07Fred's the boy that died.
00:47:09But why did you tell them I was blind?
00:47:11I wasn't expecting to see them, and I think I just got kind of flustered and confused.
00:47:17Did you think the fact that I was blind would make it seem less like you'd moved on and more
00:47:21like you were doing a good deed?
00:47:22No, not at all.
00:47:24I just, I, uh, I just was not.
00:47:27Because I don't need your pity, Rose.
00:47:29I know, and that's not what this is.
00:47:31Oh, okay.
00:47:31So what is this?
00:47:32I just fucked up.
00:47:36Rob, don't go.
00:47:37Robbie, I'm sorry.
00:47:38I really didn't mean to yell at you.
00:47:39I'm just overwhelmed.
00:47:41Robbie, please don't leave.
00:47:42Why?
00:47:42Why not?
00:47:43That was way out of line.
00:47:44I'm so sorry.
00:47:46Why?
00:47:46Because I made a really weird, bad mistake, and I did not want to hurt your feelings.
00:47:51I'm sorry.
00:47:52Why?
00:47:52Why are you sorry?
00:47:53I'm sorry because I, I'm, I, because I don't want to make you feel that way.
00:47:56Why not?
00:47:56Because I, I love you.
00:47:57What?
00:47:58I love you.
00:48:06Sorry.
00:48:09I, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
00:48:13Really?
00:48:14Yeah.
00:48:14I'm sorry.
00:48:17No, I'm sorry.
00:48:19You shouldn't apologize to me.
00:48:23You love me.
00:48:24Mm-hmm.
00:48:26See, folks, I'm irresistible.
00:48:28It's just a fact.
00:48:31Everyone enjoy their dinner.
00:48:36Ugh.
00:48:39So, Francie, why don't you tell me, so far, what do you think of Bill?
00:48:44Hey, what do I think of Bill?
00:48:47Um, well.
00:48:48Um, you know what?
00:48:49I actually, I'm gonna just hit the ladies here.
00:48:52Just a sec.
00:48:53Okay.
00:48:54Sorry.
00:48:54Excuse me.
00:49:01Rose.
00:49:06Yes?
00:49:07Will you let me in, please?
00:49:09No.
00:49:10Well, I'm just gonna stand out here until you let me in.
00:49:14Great.
00:49:14Are you okay?
00:49:29Yes, I'm fine.
00:49:31Try to, I'm using the bathroom.
00:49:33You can't be with someone just because you don't want to hurt their feelings.
00:49:39You just are busting into a bathroom and trying to be a hero, but you really don't know what you're doing.
00:49:44And I'm not whatever you think it is.
00:49:46I'm a very difficult person.
00:49:49And I'm hurtful.
00:49:51And I'm vain and selfish.
00:49:52And a million bad things.
00:49:55I don't think you love him.
00:49:56Who am I to decide, though?
00:49:58You are.
00:49:58You are the one to decide.
00:50:00For you.
00:50:05Excuse me, sir.
00:50:07I'm going to have to ask you to leave the restroom.
00:50:11Coming.
00:50:11You can't be in there, sir.
00:50:28So, you and Bill seem close.
00:50:36Why did you even invite me?
00:50:47What is up her ass?
00:50:50Nothing.
00:50:51Stop.
00:50:51Then why didn't she want to come back?
00:50:54Because she's tired.
00:50:56Bill, you can do better.
00:50:58Francie's great.
00:51:00Not that great.
00:51:14No.
00:51:15I feel so weird not training for something.
00:51:17I feel like I'm seizing up.
00:51:20I don't even feel like me anymore.
00:51:22I'm just waiting for you.
00:51:22I bet.
00:51:26Stop.
00:51:28Stop chasing me now, man.
00:51:30Why didn't you do this stuff?
00:51:32No, it's not what I want.
00:51:34It's very fucking there.
00:51:36What's going on in there?
00:51:38Nothing.
00:51:40It sounds like something's going on.
00:51:42No, it's nothing.
00:51:47You ever try one of these?
00:51:49No.
00:51:50You want to try it?
00:51:51No.
00:51:52First time for everything.
00:51:53It's...
00:51:54I don't want to.
00:51:55Hey, do you think I could sue them for discrimination?
00:51:58Who?
00:52:00Coast Guard.
00:52:01I mean, fuck them for deciding what's too dangerous for me.
00:52:04I mean, just because you can see it doesn't mean you're a stronger swimmer.
00:52:07Right?
00:52:09You're not.
00:52:11I'm not what?
00:52:13You're not, uh, doing it.
00:52:15Yeah, no, I'm not doing it, Rose.
00:52:17I get that.
00:52:18Excuse me?
00:52:23No, I don't, uh, nothing.
00:52:24Well, that's nice.
00:52:25Thanks, Rose.
00:52:27I don't think you'd...
00:52:28Just stop it.
00:52:30Oh, okay.
00:52:32Uh, fuck this.
00:52:34Listen.
00:52:36Where are you going?
00:52:37Out.
00:52:38This is bullshit.
00:52:39This is bullshit.
00:52:39This is bullshit.
00:52:39This is bullshit.
00:52:48Go away.
00:52:50No.
00:52:51I'm making a decision.
00:52:52Please go away.
00:52:54I can't.
00:52:55Listen.
00:53:04I'm sorry.
00:53:08I love you, Rose.
00:53:11I'm sorry.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:12I'm sorry.
00:53:18I'm sorry.
00:53:18I'm sorry.
00:53:19I'm sorry.
00:53:20I'm sorry.
00:53:21I'm sorry.
00:53:22I'm sorry.
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00:53:24I'm sorry.
00:53:25I'm sorry.
00:53:26I'm sorry.
00:53:27I'm sorry.
00:53:27I'm sorry.
00:53:28I'm sorry.
00:53:29I'm sorry.
00:53:30I'm sorry.
00:53:31I'm sorry.
00:53:32I'm sorry.
00:53:33I'm sorry.
00:53:34I'm sorry.
00:53:35I'm sorry.
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00:53:38I'm sorry.
00:53:39I'm sorry.
00:53:40I'm sorry.
00:53:41I'm sorry.
00:53:42I'm sorry.
00:53:43I'm sorry.
00:53:44I'm sorry.
00:53:45I'm sorry.
00:53:46Hey, I have an idea.
00:54:08I'm going to do it anyway.
00:54:10I mean, they can't stop me getting in the water,
00:54:11and if we don't tell them I'm doing it,
00:54:12they won't even know.
00:54:14I mean, I don't need their big boats.
00:54:15I've got you two guys, right?
00:54:17Yeah.
00:54:18I mean, it could be awesome.
00:54:20Like, man against nature.
00:54:22Like, me against the elements.
00:54:27And I'm sorry for giving you a hard time.
00:54:32I mean, I know this isn't totally your thing,
00:54:33and you're just looking out for me.
00:54:35I just didn't mean to come on so strong.
00:54:38That's okay.
00:54:39I was just stressed,
00:54:41but I think this really could be awesome.
00:54:43Mm.
00:54:45Don't you?
00:54:49Yes.
00:54:58Look, you know that I really appreciate
00:55:01what you both have done for me, right?
00:55:05Totally.
00:55:07And I know I couldn't do it without you.
00:55:09Fuck danger, right?
00:55:16Yeah, fuck danger.
00:55:32Rose?
00:55:34Yes?
00:55:34Are you coming to bed?
00:55:40Yes.
00:55:41Just a minute.
00:55:47Thanks, you guys.
00:55:48You're the best.
00:55:49I go, roll the boat ashore.
00:55:54Hallelujah.
00:55:58I go, roll the boat ashore.
00:56:02Hallelujah.
00:56:05Sister L, to trim the sails.
00:56:09Hallelujah.
00:56:11Hi.
00:56:12Hi.
00:56:13Sister L, to trim the sails.
00:56:16Thank you for coming.
00:56:20I came for Robbie.
00:56:22Not for you.
00:56:27Are you going to tell him
00:56:32you're in love with his brother?
00:56:39Hallelujah.
00:56:40Excuse me.
00:56:42Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:56:44Hallelujah.
00:56:48Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:56:51Hallelujah.
00:56:54Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:56:56Hallelujah.
00:56:57Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:56:58Hallelujah.
00:56:59Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:57:00Hallelujah.
00:57:01Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:57:03Hallelujah.
00:57:04Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:57:05Hallelujah.
00:57:06Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:57:07Hallelujah.
00:57:08Michael, roll the boat ashore.
00:57:09Hey, boys.
00:57:12Boys, the news crew is here.
00:57:16Hi, Robbie. Clarice Singer with WKGU.
00:57:19Ah, Clarice.
00:57:20Might I say you look very beautiful today?
00:57:23Just kidding around.
00:57:25I'm sure you do, though.
00:57:26Oh, thank you.
00:57:28We'd like to do an interview with you before and after, if we could.
00:57:31Great.
00:57:32You gonna make me a star, Clarice?
00:57:34That's the plan.
00:57:35Okay. Just give me one second.
00:57:37Phil!
00:57:38Yeah?
00:57:40Why don't you go get everything set up?
00:57:41I want to be ready to go in about an hour.
00:57:45All right?
00:57:46Yep. Okay.
00:57:48Okay.
00:57:50Sorry, Clarice.
00:57:50You gotta keep your troops in line, you know what I'm saying?
00:58:03Bill, you can do me a favor?
00:58:05Leave more shit lying around so I can injure myself
00:58:08before I get in the water.
00:58:09Thanks.
00:58:13Clarice seems nice.
00:58:15She's a real peach.
00:58:18Huh?
00:58:19She seems lovely.
00:58:21Just remember to triple check everything, all right?
00:58:23What's this?
00:58:33What is this?
00:58:34That's the bullhorn.
00:58:35All right.
00:58:37Towels, gloves, wetsuit, life jackets.
00:58:41What's this?
00:58:42That's the rope.
00:58:43Okay, well, don't forget that, all right?
00:58:45I don't want anything going wrong today.
00:58:49Clarice, where do you want me here?
00:58:51Where you are is great.
00:58:53Background okay?
00:58:54Yep, background's great.
00:58:55All of Robbie's warriors in the background here with me, huh?
00:58:59These are the best fans in the world, I swear.
00:59:01They've been with me the whole time.
00:59:02It's been a long road.
00:59:04Guys are the best.
00:59:06Seriously, thank you for being here, guys.
00:59:08So, Robbie, tell us what you are doing here today.
00:59:11Well, Clarice, I'm here to swim 12.9 kilometers across the lake
00:59:15to raise money for the out-of-sight foundation.
00:59:19Woo!
00:59:21Well, how will your blindness affect the swimming?
00:59:25Uh, you know what?
00:59:26It's a lot like golf.
00:59:29Big handicap, big head start.
00:59:33No, but seriously, I have a pretty dependable navigation technique
00:59:36to help me find my way.
00:59:37Hey, Bill!
00:59:37Let's show on how I get across, huh?
00:59:42Okay.
00:59:42Check this out.
00:59:48Okay, here we go.
00:59:50Left!
00:59:53Right!
00:59:57And!
01:00:01That's a danger.
01:00:01I hope I didn't hear that one.
01:00:02And Bill's your brother
01:00:05who's going to be rolling across with you?
01:00:07That's right.
01:00:08That's right.
01:00:08Hey, Bill!
01:00:09Why don't you come up here and join us?
01:00:13Bill, everybody!
01:00:14Here he comes.
01:00:15This is my brother.
01:00:16I love this guy.
01:00:17You know, he's been with me since the very start.
01:00:19Couldn't have done it without him.
01:00:21Uh, you know, it's actually Bill
01:00:23who, in a way, I have to thank for all this
01:00:25because he challenged me to a diving competition
01:00:27back in 94.
01:00:28He won.
01:00:30I hit my head on the bottom of the pool
01:00:31and went blind.
01:00:33So.
01:00:34Okay, so, uh, Robbie,
01:00:36how much are you holding a raise today?
01:00:38Well, that's a tough question
01:00:40because every dollar is a blessing.
01:00:42Look, we're not going to turn money away.
01:00:44If we raised just one dollar today,
01:00:46we'd be happy, okay?
01:00:47We're a grateful bunch.
01:00:49Bill?
01:00:53Bill?
01:00:55Yeah?
01:00:55Yeah.
01:00:58Can I come in?
01:01:05Well, I'm going to stand here
01:01:06until you let me in.
01:01:19I think we should tell him.
01:01:24Really?
01:01:25We'll tell him after the swim.
01:01:28We'll tell him after the swim.
01:01:29Bill?
01:01:35Hi.
01:01:38Everything okay?
01:01:41We should get going.
01:01:45Okay.
01:01:45On your mark,
01:01:57get set!
01:02:03Come on, Robbie!
01:02:04Come on, Robbie!
01:02:05Come on, Robbie!
01:02:06Come on, Robbie!
01:02:07Come on, Robbie!
01:02:07Come on, Robbie!
01:02:07Come on, Robbie!
01:02:08Come on, Robbie!
01:02:09Come on, Robbie!
01:02:10Come on, Robbie!
01:02:11Come on, Robbie!
01:02:12Come on!
01:02:13Go, go, go!
01:02:43Let's go.
01:03:13Let's go.
01:03:43Let's go.
01:04:13Let's go.
01:04:14Robby, stop.
01:04:20You're going the wrong way.
01:04:22Well, make up your mind.
01:04:25It's pretty much straight across.
01:04:26No, I know, but there are other horns.
01:04:28Yeah, exactly.
01:04:30One for left, two for right, three for danger.
01:04:34It's pretty easy.
01:04:36There are other boats, Rob.
01:04:38Yeah, no shit.
01:04:39We're in a lake.
01:04:40It's where boats are.
01:04:42Jesus.
01:04:43Jesus.
01:04:44Let's go.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46Let's go.
01:04:47Let's go.
01:04:48Let's go.
01:04:49Let's go.
01:04:50Let's go.
01:04:51Let's go.
01:04:52Let's go.
01:04:53Let's go.
01:04:54Let's go.
01:04:55Let's go.
01:04:56Let's go.
01:04:57Let's go.
01:04:58Let's go.
01:04:59Let's go.
01:05:00Let's go.
01:05:01Let's go.
01:05:02Let's go.
01:05:03Let's go.
01:05:04Put that down.
01:05:05That's not yours.
01:05:06Saw that?
01:05:07Yeah.
01:05:08I saw it.
01:05:09Leave it alone.
01:05:11You're doing great, Rob.
01:05:12We're like halfway there.
01:05:13Water?
01:05:14Yeah.
01:05:15Yeah.
01:05:16Water?
01:05:17Yeah.
01:05:18Water?
01:05:19Yeah.
01:05:20Water?
01:05:21Yeah.
01:05:22Water?
01:05:23Yeah.
01:05:24Water?
01:05:25Water?
01:05:26Water?
01:05:27Water?
01:05:28Water?
01:05:29Water?
01:05:30Water?
01:05:31Water?
01:05:32Water?
01:05:33Water?
01:05:34Water?
01:05:35Water?
01:05:36Yeah.
01:05:44Any time today would be great.
01:05:46I can't find it.
01:05:48What?
01:05:49Just a minute.
01:05:50Come on.
01:05:55Oh my god.
01:06:00Shit.
01:06:01Goddammit.
01:06:02Jesus.
01:06:03Ah!
01:06:03Get off of me.
01:06:04No, you're hurt.
01:06:05Bill get off of me. It's against the rules. There are no rules Robbie. Just get in the boat
01:06:12Jesus what's wrong with you, man? You're so fucking useless sometimes
01:06:18What is it man? What what you don't want me to finish is that what it is?
01:06:23You're so jealous of me. It's pathetic. Guys, please. This is not gonna help anything. Is that not why you're trying to fuck my girlfriend?
01:06:31You know what though if you really wanted her so bad
01:06:36Could have just asked
01:06:38She's really pretty easy. Watch your fucking mouth. Fuck you
01:06:43You walk around pretending to do all this shit for me, but really it's just cuz you have nothing better to do
01:06:50You don't have a life man
01:06:53Everybody knows it. No one wants to say it
01:06:56But you are a fucking loser
01:07:00Don't you tell me what I mean?
01:07:02shame on you
01:07:04Fine. Why don't you finish your bullshit swim on your own?
01:07:07Well, you're a selfish prick. I don't need you. I hope you fucking drown. Fuck you. Fuck you
01:07:13Throughの actually I don't need you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you
01:07:28Bill. Bill. Bill, stop.
01:07:36You can't leave him in the water.
01:07:40Okay. Okay. Okay, Al.
01:07:46Robbie!
01:07:49Robbie!
01:07:52Is that him?
01:07:53Yeah, I think...
01:07:58Oh, my God.
01:08:09It's a fucking buoy!
01:08:12Oh, my God.
01:08:13Robbie!
01:08:14Where did he go?
01:08:15Why wasn't I watching him?
01:08:17We need help.
01:08:19There's no signal.
01:08:23Someone help!
01:08:25Help us!
01:08:2845727, all AMC.
01:08:37Roger that, continue this, sir.
01:08:39Bye!
01:08:42I don't know.
01:09:12Rob!
01:09:24Where are you, beautiful baby?
01:09:36Robby?
01:09:38Robby!
01:09:40Where are you?
01:09:44Robby!
01:09:46Robby!
01:09:52Robby!
01:09:58Robby!
01:10:00Robby!
01:10:02Robby!
01:10:04Robby!
01:10:06Oh, God.
01:10:10Robby!
01:10:12Robby!
01:10:14Robby!
01:10:16Robby!
01:10:18Robby!
01:10:20Oh, God.
01:10:22Robby!
01:10:24What are you doing here?
01:10:26I was looking for you!
01:10:28I was looking for you!
01:10:30You left me!
01:10:31You swam off!
01:10:32You left me out here!
01:10:34Good job!
01:10:35No, I didn't!
01:10:36You swam off!
01:10:42Get in the boat!
01:10:44I'm waiting for the Coast Guard!
01:10:46Don't be an asshole!
01:10:47Just get in the boat!
01:10:48No!
01:10:50Oh!
01:10:52Oh!
01:10:54Oh!
01:10:56Oh!
01:10:58Oh!
01:11:00Oh!
01:11:01Fuck!
01:11:02Oh!
01:11:04Oh!
01:11:06Oh!
01:11:08Oh!
01:11:10Oh!
01:11:12Robbie!
01:11:14First you blind me, then you steal my girlfriend?
01:11:17It was a fucking accident!
01:11:19Rose was not an accident!
01:11:22She's the girl.
01:11:24She's the girl who wouldn't give me her number.
01:11:27And I love her.
01:11:32You shouldn't have done it.
01:11:34I know.
01:11:36I know. I let you down.
01:11:38I fucked up. I'm sorry.
01:11:41Maybe I am jealous of you.
01:11:44Jesus Christ, you're so fucking brave and I hate it.
01:11:50And I...
01:11:51I just hate how much I let my life slip away.
01:11:55But I love you.
01:11:57And I'm sorry.
01:12:00And please, please just get on the boat with me. Please.
01:12:07I'm so tired.
01:12:09I'm so tired.
01:12:11I'm right here.
01:12:14Here we are!
01:12:15Grab the boat.
01:12:16Just grab it.
01:12:18Grab it.
01:12:19Here we are, grab the boat, grab it, grab it.
01:12:49So everyone's still there?
01:13:05Yep.
01:13:08What about Mom? Is she freaking out?
01:13:10Yeah, I think she wants to have me arrested.
01:13:15Now everyone's gonna see me fail.
01:13:19You didn't fail.
01:13:21What are you talking about? I didn't make it across.
01:13:27What if you did?
01:13:45Sure you want to do this?
01:13:47Yeah.
01:13:54Hey, uh, I don't think I don't know that all this is bullshit.
01:14:03But I need it.
01:14:08Careful.
01:14:12You okay?
01:14:13You know, being blind takes a lot of energy.
01:14:21And sometimes I don't have enough space for other people.
01:14:30But I want you to know, I really do love you, Bill.
01:14:39Yep.
01:14:40But if you tell anyone about this, I will have to kill you.
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50All right, baby.
01:14:51You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:00All right, baby.
01:15:01All right, baby.
01:15:02All right, baby.
01:15:03You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:05You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:06I'm gonna have to kill you.
01:15:07Let's do it.
01:15:08You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:09You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:10You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:11You look beautiful, baby.
01:15:14Now, Robbie, was there a moment out there where you thought you wouldn't make it back
01:15:38to shore?
01:15:39Oh, absolutely, but, uh, you know, as always, I had a conversation going with the man upstairs
01:15:46and...
01:15:47You seen Rose?
01:15:48She left.
01:15:49It's like I always say, strength in numbers, he's number one.
01:15:52Thank you, Robbie.
01:15:53Thank you for being an inspiration.
01:15:54Hey, Francie.
01:15:55Uh-huh.
01:15:56You seen Rose?
01:15:57No.
01:15:58Did I say you were looking very pretty tonight?
01:16:01Rose!
01:16:03Hello?
01:16:04Come in.
01:16:09I just wanted to come and see, you know, how you guys are doing.
01:16:22We're okay.
01:16:24It's hard.
01:16:25We miss him.
01:16:26Um, there's, um, been something on my mind, uh, which is that, um, we were having an argument
01:16:39when it happened, and that's why I think he wasn't concentrating.
01:16:47So, I feel very sorry about that.
01:16:53What about?
01:16:54I'm sorry?
01:16:55What were you fighting about?
01:16:57Oh.
01:16:58We were breaking up.
01:17:02He told me he was going to, but I didn't know whether he'd done it already.
01:17:12Fred did like you.
01:17:14He just said you watch too much TV.
01:17:17No, I do.
01:17:21I do.
01:17:22Maybe he just wasn't your special someone.
01:17:25I don't know.
01:17:45Rose!
01:18:03Rose!
01:18:05Rose!
01:18:07Rose!
01:18:08Rose!
01:18:10Pye!
01:18:11Pye!
01:18:12Pull over!
01:18:13I love you!
01:18:15Dr. Bender to the mental ward, please, Dr. Bender.
01:18:26Am I paralyzed?
01:18:31Yes.
01:18:34Really?
01:18:36No.
01:18:38No.
01:18:42But you do have a concussion.
01:18:45I have a concussion.
01:18:46Yeah.
01:18:48It was very dramatic, though.
01:18:52Will you go out with me?
01:18:56You know, I've got a bad track record going out with people.
01:19:00I know the risks.
01:19:02And what if one day I start to find you very irritating?
01:19:06What about that?
01:19:07You can taunt me.
01:19:10But let's be honest.
01:19:12I have world-class nipples.
01:19:16Stop.
01:19:18And I'm nice to waiters.
01:19:20We just have to avoid buses and other forms of mass transit.
01:19:25Right.
01:19:28You want to get up on the boat?
01:19:32Yes.
01:19:33Is my family here?
01:19:49Well...
01:19:49Robbie was hungry, so they went to get something to eat.
01:19:55Good.
01:20:01Good.
01:20:02Yeah.
01:20:05Oh.
01:20:07We can watch TV.
01:20:10Hmm.
01:20:15It's the best boat ever.
01:20:16There's a new world somewhere
01:20:27They call the promised land
01:20:31And I'll be there someday
01:20:34If you will hold my hand
01:20:38I still need you there beside me
01:20:43No matter what I do
01:20:46For I know I'll never find another you
01:20:51There is always someone
01:20:58For each of us, they say
01:21:01And you'll be my someone
01:21:05Forever and a day
01:21:08I could search the whole world over
01:21:12Until my life is through
01:21:16But I know I'll never find another you
01:21:22It's a long, long journey
01:21:28So stay by my side
01:21:31When I walk through the storm
01:21:35You'll be my guide, be my guide
01:21:39If they gave me a fortune
01:21:43My pleasure would be small
01:21:46I could lose it all tomorrow
01:21:50And never mind at all
01:21:54But if I should lose your love, dear
01:21:59I don't know what I'd do
01:22:02For I know I'll never find another you
01:22:07Rumpeter
01:22:12That's right
01:22:13I love you
01:22:15I'll be you
01:22:15What do you
01:22:16I love you
01:22:17At the end you
01:22:20motherfucker
01:22:21What?
01:22:21I don't know what I'm seeing
01:22:22Where
01:22:25ely
01:22:25I'm
01:22:26I'm
01:22:27You
01:22:29What?
01:22:29Oh
01:22:30The piggler
01:22:31I'm
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