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00:00Meghan Markle and Prince Harry really stepping out.
00:03I know last week we talked about how Hollywood is kind of over them,
00:06but this week they are in the thick of it at Kris Jenner's birthday party, Charlie.
00:10Okay, yeah, Hollywood might be over them, but it turns out the reality world is not.
00:16They rubbed shoulders with some of the industry's biggest stars
00:21at Kris Jenner's James Bond-themed 70th birthday party.
00:25But, like true celebrities, or C-list celebrities,
00:31the two of them pulled double duty.
00:35They didn't just go to Kris Jenner's 70th birthday party.
00:40They actually pre-gamed, if you will, at another event, the Baby to Baby Gala,
00:47which is a charity event.
00:51They were there supporting Meghan's good friend, Serena Williams,
00:54and then just hightailed it on over to Beverly Hills,
00:57where they were guests at Jeff Bezos' Beverly Hills mansion,
01:03which was the location of Kris's birthday party.
01:06Now, if you think the Oscars is star-studded, I have to give it to Kris.
01:10Honestly, I love the woman, not just for her plastic surgery,
01:14but also for her incredible business sense.
01:18Absolutely.
01:18Who else can turn a pornographic video into a multi-billion dollar corporation?
01:23Totally empire.
01:24Exactly.
01:25Anyway, I won't go on ahead and talk about how much I love Kris Jenner,
01:28but Kris, if you're listening, bravo.
01:30Anyway, so Kris had the toast of the town attending this party.
01:35She sure did.
01:36Oprah Winfrey was there, another person who I just think is great.
01:41Meghan's neighbor.
01:42Obviously, Jeff and Lauren were there.
01:44Now, they set up an incredible, kind of ornate red tent
01:49at the back of their property, which, according to Realtor.com,
01:53they bought for $165 million.
01:56Wow.
01:56Like, this was not a backyard barbecue.
01:58Not a small backyard barbecue.
02:00I'm pretty sure that this event outdid most of the royal engagements
02:03that Prince Harry and Meghan attended
02:04while they were still members of that inner circle.
02:07I'm sure.
02:07So, needless to say, it was a great opportunity for the two of them
02:12to do a little hand shaking, a little shoulder rubbing
02:15with some people who may help them worm their way back
02:19into Hollywood's inner circles.
02:22And according to sources who spoke to Page Six,
02:24Meghan was in full networking mode.
02:28She was busy.
02:29She was giving it her all, which I've got to hand it to her.
02:32When you see an opportunity, you've got to seize it,
02:35especially when you are no longer a royal,
02:37and you are, in fact, just one of many people
02:39trying to make it in Hollywood.
02:41So, star-studded Bash, they were there,
02:43and I was kind of surprised to see them there.
02:46Were you?
02:47I was very surprised.
02:48Now, it's not the first time that Meghan and Harry
02:51have hung out with the likes of the Kardashian-Jenner's,
02:55the Bezos-Sanchez's, Sanchez-Bezo's's,
02:57I lose track, honestly.
02:59And obviously, they are incredibly good friends
03:02with Oprah Winfrey, who is also their neighbor in Montecito.
03:05But I think that this really marks a turning point for them,
03:10because this is them showing that they do consider themselves
03:16to be part of this celebrity circle.
03:19Exactly.
03:20America's high society.
03:21Yeah, exactly.
03:22No lords and ladies were present at this event,
03:25from what I could tell.
03:26Just some sensational plastic surgeons.
03:28But I think that Meghan and Harry choosing to attend this event,
03:33and choosing to do so after already attending another red carpet event
03:38earlier in the evening.
03:38Right, two big events in one night.
03:40Like, that really is a major sign to me that they are giving it their all
03:46as far as their kind of Hollywood status is concerned.
03:50Forget kings, queens, whatever.
03:53They are focused on producers, directors, actresses, actors, and reality stars.
03:58Forget their titles.
03:59They're trying to make it in Hollywood now.
04:01Exactly.
04:02And I think their titles will go a long way to helping them with that.
04:05But if, as we discussed last week, the Hollywood bigwigs are kind of tiring
04:10of the Duke and Duchess of Sussex train, well, why not, you know,
04:15the artist formerly known as Prince Harry and his wife Meghan,
04:18why not make something of that?
04:20And the more that they are photographed,
04:22and the more that they are seen with really big names,
04:26the more opportunity that the two of them have to kind of really
04:29position themselves alongside the likes of Oprah and the Kardashians.
04:35And I know that people turn their noses up at the Kardashians
04:38as reality stars, what have you.
04:41But the truth is they are among some of the most successful celebrities
04:46in Hollywood right now.
04:48They are.
04:48And they've done an amazing job of rebranding and becoming part of that elite crew.
04:54Because even though they were kind of on the outside as reality stars
04:58when they first started, they've, I don't want to say weaseled their way in,
05:01because they've hustled their way in.
05:03They've worked their way in to these big groups,
05:06which is kind of what Meghan and Harry seem to be doing now.
05:09I mean, it made sense for me for them to be at the Baby to Baby Gala.
05:13They were supporting Serena.
05:14It's a good cause.
05:15It's a very popular event that a lot of Hollywood elite go to every year.
05:20It just so happens that two hours later, they're hitting up Chris's birthday party,
05:25which was fully just a celebration for Chris, rightfully deserved by her.
05:29But a lot of fans of Meghan and Harry were kind of
05:32sparking backlash at them going to the birthday party.
05:36Well, I think it all comes back to this concept of hypocrisy.
05:40You know, Harry and Meghan have said for years now that all they want is to live private lives
05:46as private citizens, et cetera, et cetera, et cetera.
05:50They kind of still toot that horn every now and then.
05:53But I think what they have come to realize is that they can't live private lives.
06:00They can't.
06:01If they want to make any money, they need to be celebrities.
06:04That is the only avenue left to them.
06:06I think they have proven by this point that they are not brilliant business minds.
06:13Jeff Bezos, they are not.
06:15They're not coming up with the new Amazon.
06:17That's not to say that Meghan's brand, as ever, might not one day take off.
06:22But Gwyneth Paltrow revealed not too long ago that Goop still isn't that profitable.
06:28You know, it takes a very long time to turn this kind of fledgling business
06:33into a real success story, particularly when it comes to the money and not just the fame.
06:39Right.
06:39And I think that Harry and Meghan need to get off the fence, basically.
06:44It's a have your cake and eat it too kind of lifestyle that they are no longer going
06:49to be able to continue.
06:51If they want to make money and if they want to be celebrities, they have to lean into that
06:55wholeheartedly.
06:56And they can't continue to poo-poo the paparazzi, to get annoyed with media who dare to write
07:02headlines about them that they don't like.
07:05If they want to be celebrities, they have to take the good and the bad that comes with
07:10that celebrity status.
07:12Every other A-lister in Hollywood has been through it, for better or for worse.
07:16And that's just something that Harry and Meghan are going to have to get used to.
07:20So if you are going to roll up to what you know is going to be a media circus,
07:27you have to understand that people are going to be confused.
07:31People are going to say, hey, you told us that you didn't want to be in the spotlight,
07:36that you wanted to kind of retreat to your mansion and live a quiet life with your kids
07:40anonymously or whatever it is.
07:43And now you're at one of the biggest non-red carpet events of Hollywood's entire year.
07:50You know, I understand why people were angry with them.
07:54And it was a lot of people.
07:56It wasn't just, you know, Chris's friends.
07:59It was all the kids' friends too.
08:01I mean, Hayley and Justin Bieber were there.
08:03Of course, all the sisters were there showing off their glam.
08:06Travis was with Courtney.
08:08And it was pretty much everyone they knew was invited to this birthday party,
08:12as one does with their own birthday.
08:14But they were also there being seen just basically partying.
08:20And then once they got the backlash,
08:22I think people even started to question why the photos of them were disappearing.
08:27Well, so that's so they actually appeared in Instagram photos
08:31that were shared by Chris and Kim.
08:34Which is very Chris and Kim to do.
08:36Show off party photos.
08:38They're not doing the same thing.
08:40You know, they've kind of mastered the media game.
08:42Kim Kardashian is a woman who managed to make her lunchtime salad
08:46turn into a viral shaky, shaky moment.
08:48Like the woman knows how to produce content like no one else in Hollywood.
08:53So, yes, if you go to a Kardashian-Jenner event,
08:58you really expect to be on Instagram.
09:01You know, like that's just kind of how it goes.
09:03It's an honor.
09:04I was going to say, I would love to be featured in a photo from them.
09:08It's an honor that many people would absolutely relish.
09:10But then, rather than just leaving well enough alone,
09:14and this is what always irritates me,
09:16just, just, shh, don't do it.
09:19Because oftentimes when you try and unring a bell,
09:23it makes matters worse.
09:25And lo and behold, the pictures of Harry and Meghan
09:29suddenly disappear from these Instagram posts.
09:31Because for those of you who are old like myself and didn't realize,
09:35you can now delete specific photos from Instagram carousels.
09:40You can.
09:40Which has proven to be, it's proven to be a real bonus
09:44for celebrities who are kind of looking to be like,
09:47oh no, you can tell I facetuned that.
09:50So the images of Harry and Meghan disappear.
09:53And immediately, headlines are being plastered across every publication
09:57across the darn planet, questioning why, speculating why.
10:02Some sources said that it was because Meghan was not wearing a poppy
10:06for Britain's Remembrance Day,
10:08which is on the same date as Veterans Day here in the US.
10:12It is a very big tradition that in the UK,
10:17those who wish to show their respect for the military,
10:20for the armed forces, wear a poppy in the lead up to
10:25and on the day of Remembrance Day.
10:27And Harry was wearing his poppy.
10:30Meghan was not.
10:31So some sources suggested that that was the reason why they asked for the images to be taken down.
10:37However, other sources told Page Six that it was actually Meghan's publicist who got in touch with Chris.
10:44I can't imagine how that phone call went because can you?
10:48I can't.
10:49I mean, maybe Chris took it as an opportunity to give some advice.
10:53Maybe.
10:53One can only hope.
10:55Maybe, you know.
10:56The momager herself.
10:57Exactly.
10:58Maybe Chris should become their manager.
11:00That would be a relationship for the ages.
11:03That would be iconic.
11:04I'm manifesting.
11:05I'm putting it out there.
11:06We're moving on.
11:06Come on, Chris.
11:07Give it to us.
11:07But yes, so sources told Page Six that Meghan's publicist phoned Chris, phoned Kim, whoever it was,
11:14asked them to take the images down because they worried that Meghan and Harry's appearance at this party
11:22could do further damage to their relationship with the royal family,
11:27particularly given that it comes at a time when all kinds of reports are surfacing about
11:32the fact that Harry is working towards some kind of reconciliation, at least with his father.
11:39So I understand that.
11:42I think the image of Harry and Meghan attending an event like this on Remembrance Day weekend,
11:48and also it kind of jars that Harry, I understand why,
11:52but it jars to me that Harry wore a poppy to an event like that that has nothing to do with
11:59Remembrance in any way, shape or form.
12:01I don't know.
12:02It just seems a bit bizarre that at a party where there were kind of, you know,
12:06James Bond style gun montages and all of that kind of stuff that everything was themed 007D for her birthday.
12:15It's just a little bit of a weird correlation for me.
12:19But again, you can understand how the royal family might find that image jarring when you've got Kate
12:25and Prince George attending a Remembrance Day celebration in the UK,
12:30and then you've got Harry and Meghan bopping along with Kim Kardashian and Lauren Sanchez Bezos.
12:35It is a difficult image to kind of stomach.
12:39It is.
12:39And I think that it's, again, a fine line for them to have to walk.
12:43But like you said, they sort of need to decide where they're at.
12:46Because then when it was Veterans Day here in America the next morning,
12:52Meghan did post about Harry, his experience in the service, thanking veterans.
12:57So they knew it was going on.
12:59He wore the poppy.
13:00She made that post.
13:02I mean, it is sort of, do you wear the poppy?
13:05Do you not wear the poppy?
13:07For both reasons, but one wearing, the other one not.
13:11And then photos disappearing.
13:12It was like, ah.
13:13When again, it's kind of that toe in, toe out situation where Harry and Meghan have repeatedly
13:20refused to commit to one kind of lifestyle.
13:24And look, I'm not saying that you can't be a mother, a businesswoman, a homemaker.
13:30Like you can do it all.
13:31For sure.
13:32Man, woman, and you can do whatever you want to do.
13:36However, if you are going to live a life that centers, at least financially, around being
13:44in the public eye, producing content and products that rely on the public to make them a success,
13:52you have to understand that everything you do is going to be second guessed.
13:57There is always going to be criticism about your appearance, about your decision,
14:02making.
14:02Right.
14:02And that extends to everyone.
14:05Oprah Winfrey got so much flack for doing the interview with Harry and Meghan all those
14:10years ago.
14:10Yes.
14:11Beloved Hollywood celebrities who were, you know, Tom Hanks gets criticism every now and
14:17then.
14:17Who could forget that viral video of him at Cannes, like telling someone off.
14:20Right.
14:21So no one is immune to criticism, I think is what I'm saying.
14:25I'm sure there will be comments aplenty on this video about how awful I am.
14:29I agree with you, by the way.
14:30But I think that for Harry and Meghan, it's kind of that, oh, we want all of the benefits
14:37of this lifestyle, but none of the disadvantages.
14:40Right.
14:40And that continues to be, in my opinion, the foundation of why they attract so much criticism
14:49and backlash.
14:50Especially in today's day and age with influencer culture, social media being so popular, influencer
14:56marketing and media really kind of taking over.
14:59These influencers have made it accustomed to brands being able to partner with them and
15:07they get a lot of views and they're kind of monitoring all of that.
15:10Our old ways of Hollywood aren't here anymore.
15:12So they sort of have to be able to lean in or maybe the brand might not do well.
15:17But then if they lean out, who knows what would happen, but people wouldn't criticize.
15:21But where is the line and how do they do it?
15:24Especially at a party like Kris Jenner's birthday, because it was not a calm party.
15:29No.
15:30Hello.
15:30The cops turned up twice.
15:32Twice.
15:33For goodness sake.
15:34I mean, first for a noise violation.
15:37Now, for those of you who don't know, Beverly Hills takes its noise regulations very seriously.
15:43Pages and pages of documents about noise violations in Beverly Hills.
15:47Wow.
15:48Basically, I'll TLDR it for you.
15:50You cannot make any kind of raucous noise that would affect anyone with a normal hearing
15:57level after 10 p.m. local time.
16:00Oh, wow.
16:01Now, from what I understand, this party raged on a lot later than 10 p.m.
16:07Sure seemed that way.
16:08Kylie was posting about being drunk at 2 a.m.
16:10Now, according to reports, a lot of the noise kind of complaints that came from Bezos's
16:16neighbors, can you imagine being the person who picked up the phone to the cops being
16:20like, oh, the Amazon billionaire is kicking off again?
16:23I mean, I just want to be a fly on that wall to have the guts to be like, Jeff Bezos is
16:28having a party again.
16:29We've got to call the cops.
16:31Well, apparently a lot of the noise complaints came after Bruno Mars took to the stage and
16:36left the audience screaming in excitement with his undoubtedly saucy dance moves.
16:42I hope you can blame them.
16:43Yeah.
16:43Smooth lyrics, saucy dance moves.
16:45Why wouldn't you scream in response?
16:46So the police turn up.
16:48They issue a warning to the security guards.
16:50Obviously, they didn't get anywhere near the front door, but they spoke to the security
16:53guards, issued them a warning.
16:55And I think the noise may have died down somewhat after that.
16:58However, the police then went back to the property because they noticed that a number of very
17:05large fake hedges had been erected outside of the property in an apparent bid to kind
17:10of guard the celebrities from view.
17:13Undoubtedly, Meghan and Harry hoped they had worked a lot better than they did.
17:17Right.
17:17But basically, these hedges were erected without permits.
17:22And so the police came back and said, excuse you, you've got these hedges, you're blocking
17:26the street, you aren't allowed to have them here.
17:28Please take them down.
17:29Just as all of the celebrities were starting to filter out of the party.
17:33So the paparazzi ended up getting a full view.
17:36The hedges proved to do nothing.
17:37And, you know, the saga continues.
17:40But again, the idea of Meghan and Harry, and I'm taking it down very much to the most
17:45basic level here.
17:47Meghan and Harry effectively went to a house party that got busted by the cops.
17:50It's very American pie.
17:52Very American pie.
17:53It really is.
17:54I mean, they were walking into Kris Jenner's birthday party.
17:58That was bound to get a little rowdy.
17:59We've seen her Christmas parties.
18:01I mean, my goodness.
18:02My goodness.
18:03We've seen her Christmas cards.
18:05You know, that's all it really takes to know that she's going to have a corker of a
18:08celebration.
18:09Yeah.
18:09An amazing one at that.
18:11Well, and I have to point out that obviously while Meghan and Harry were having this kind
18:16of fun-loving weekend, again, Princess Kate and Prince George were attending a Remembrance
18:22Day service over in the UK.
18:25And then Prince William pops up on Tuesday night, kind of proving, I guess, how royalty,
18:31I don't want to say should do celebrity interactions, but how a member of the royal family can appropriately
18:39carry out a kind of celebrity appearance when he popped up on Dancing with the Stars.
18:46I literally almost fell over.
18:48I was like, oh, when he popped up because they had prefaced it by, oh, we have a special
18:53message from someone.
18:54In my head, I'm like, oh, it's going to be someone cute.
18:57I thought it was going to be his sister.
18:58His sister or someone.
19:00Oh, it was Robert Irwin, by the way.
19:01That is who Prince William shared a message of support for.
19:05It was their connection because he does all this conservation work, and then that's why
19:11Prince William sent in this message because it was the Earthshot Prize weekend week, events
19:16happening.
19:17And so he got this message because they're pals.
19:19But like you said, they were sort of using their celebrity for a good cause.
19:23It was the way that William and Kate always sort of involve social media and the new age
19:30into the way that they handle their different outings and appearances and stuff.
19:34It was just a sweet little FaceTime call or Zoom with Prince William.
19:40It was giving dad, really.
19:42The angle was all wrong.
19:44The lighting was abysmal.
19:46But again, it was just a very natural, candid moment.
19:50I mean, William has never been one to look particularly comfortable on camera.
19:54Um, but, you know, like you said, it was just meant to be a kind of sweet interaction and
20:01an opportunity to promote what is a very worthwhile cause.
20:04For sure.
20:05You know, one that both William and Robert support.
20:08Or Rob, can I call you Rob?
20:09Oh!
20:09Um, and I think that that kind of juxtaposed with the Prince Harry and Meghan Markle weekend
20:17extravaganza.
20:18Right.
20:19It just kind of makes the difference in their new lifestyle all the more stark and all the
20:25more difficult for people to get their heads around.
20:29Now, we discussed it last week, the importance of a rebrand.
20:33I think now more than ever would be the best time for Harry and Meghan to just go on vacation,
20:42go take the kids.
20:43Christmas is coming.
20:45Go.
20:45They can't because she has her Christmas special coming out on December 3rd.
20:48December 3rd.
20:48Right.
20:49So December 4th, off you go.
20:51Offline till the new year.
20:52You know, go and take three, four weeks off, disengage from social media, disengage from
20:58photographers, disengage from interviews, and just take some time away.
21:03You know, I think we could all do with a palate cleanser.
21:07A palate cleanser, I think, would give the public an opportunity to kind of take a breath.
21:14You know, the world's media wouldn't have to kind of sit on the edge of their seat worrying
21:18about what Meghan's going to post next.
21:19I mean, every time she posts something, I think every journalist on the planet kind
21:23of inhales like this, thinking, oh, goodness.
21:25What is it?
21:26What could it be?
21:27But I think that even just for like a month, just take a break.
21:32I know, because then also we would be like, oh, what have they been up to?
21:35At least I would.
21:36And then, you know, Megan can celebrate the one year anniversary of her return to Instagram
21:41by sharing a little video montage.
21:44We know how she loves those.
21:45A little video montage of what they got up to on whatever vacation they went to.
21:48We can all be upset about how much they spent on whatever five star hotel they stayed in
21:52and the world will carry on as normal.
21:54But at least that kind of gives a bit of separation.
21:59Right.
21:59You know, and and then they can come back and they can say, hey, new year, new us.
22:04We are hitting the Netflix train really hard.
22:07We're going to make as ever into like the world's biggest corporation.
22:10Watch out Gwyneth Paltrow.
22:12Watch out Martha Stewart.
22:13Whatever it is, whatever they want to do, do it.
22:16But just keep in mind that you can't keep one foot in the royal puddle
22:21while also hopping the fence over to Hollywood superstardom.
22:25Right.
22:26And not only that, they do have projects with Netflix that are coming out.
22:30Megan did just post a trailer for a new project that they're working on.
22:35So and it seems like an amazing project.
22:38So the attention should really be on that.
22:41However, we're all still over here talking about them being at Chris's party
22:45and photos being deleted, the personal side of things getting a little messy and crazy
22:51and not the project they're working on.
22:54And it's the deleted photos that I come back to, honestly, because just leave well enough alone.
22:58That would be my key piece of advice here.
23:02Right.
23:02The photos are out there.
23:03Accept it.
23:04You can be annoyed about it.
23:06You can be upset about it.
23:07If you must, make a call to whoever at Buckingham Palace being like, whoops-a-daisy, you know.
23:13Yeah.
23:13But we didn't approve that or, you know, whatever the reasoning may be.
23:16We promised a quick stop by.
23:18I mean, listen, we don't know how long they were technically there.
23:20They could have been there for 10 minutes.
23:22Can you imagine that to whoever might be needing to know that they deleted the photos or didn't
23:26For all we know, Harry and Meghan could have been the one calling the cops and being like,
23:29we need an help.
23:30We hate it here.
23:31Could you imagine?
23:32You know, you don't know.
23:32You have no clue.
23:33Okay, so now that we made our mark, let's get the whole party shut down.
23:36The cops revealed that it was a British man who...
23:39No, but listen, I think the truth of the matter is right now they are in a kind of very awkward
23:46limbo and that limbo will not end until they take steps to end it.
23:53And those steps really do require the two of them figuring out what they're doing, figuring
24:00out what they want to achieve and how they want to achieve it.
24:03Because I think right now they and us are all still confused about what it is that they
24:09are kind of aiming for.
24:12We are.
24:12I just get the emails about what my Christmas plans are for my gifting purchases from as
24:18ever.
24:19I'm sure you have already pre-ordered.
24:20Gifting handled.
24:21Many jars of spread.
24:23I'm going to bring them in.
24:24A bag full of flower sprinkles.
24:26Yeah.
24:26Oh, you know, I need those flower sprinkles for sure.
24:28Yeah.
24:29Watch how everyone in my inner circle, that's what you are all getting.
24:31It's like the equivalent of coal this year in your stocking.
24:34You get some flower sprinkles instead.
24:35But they're edible.
24:37I know.
24:37Gross.
24:38You know, I'm just saying it.
24:39Like, I don't need some crusty dead petals peppered on my cookie.
24:43Give me some chocolate chips, for goodness sake.
24:46Anyway, don't get me started down that road.
24:49Edible flower is not my thing.
24:51Sorry.
24:51It'll be like chocolate chip cookies that are made from scratch that have ingredients
24:56a la Nara Smith.
24:57Oh, my goodness.
24:58Megan will make the chocolate.
25:00Come on.
25:00My kids this morning were craving ladybugs, so I got some tomatoes in here.
25:04Again, I can't go down this road again.
25:06We will be here for 10 hours.
25:08And we only have a few weeks before Megan's Christmas special comes out, so I need to save
25:11it.
25:11I need to save it.
25:12I can't wait to see what happens in that special.
25:14We were speculating before, and it's like maybe a little appearance from Oprah would be
25:19great.
25:19Or maybe, who knows, maybe they filmed some segments inside Kris Jenner's party.
25:23Maybe Megan whipped up some Christmas canapes inside Kris Jenner's party.
25:27She's like, here's what to do if the canapes run out at a party, and she's there making
25:32like Kris's face out of crackers.
25:33And then Kris is off screen with the phone saying, you're doing amazing, sweetie.
25:36Exactly.
25:37Come on.
25:37You're doing amazing, amazing.
25:39Oh, I love it.
25:40You're doing amazing, duchess.
25:41Oh, God.
25:43Yeah, Megan being like, it's not Markle anymore.
25:45It's Sussex.
25:47Well, honestly, what a weekend.
25:49I know.
25:50You know?
25:51Honestly, I feel exhausted for the two of them.
25:53Me too.
25:53They've been busy.
25:54Maybe they'll take your advice and take a break and step back.
25:57Enjoy the holidays with the kids.
25:58What would we talk about?
26:00I know.
26:01We've kind of shot ourselves in the foot there.
26:03I've been like, oh, no.
26:04We're like, the plan is for you guys to just go away for a while.
26:07Well, maybe then we can take a vacation.
26:09That would be nice.
26:09There we go.
26:10We'll all have a nice holiday season, calm, cool, collected, no noise violations here
26:15in New York because it is always loud.
26:18Well, and I'm also in bed by 9 p.m. every night, so no chance of a noise violation on
26:22my end.
26:24As you can tell, not a party animal.
26:26Unlike Harry and Megan.
26:27Maybe I need to take a leaf out of their book.
26:29If Kris Jenner invited us to her birthday party, though, we would be there.
26:33I would have flown over there in a heartbeat.
26:35I would have had my booty on the next airplane.
26:38I would have stayed in a Motel 6 if I needed to.
26:41I would have been there.
26:42We would have partied all night long.
26:44We would have taken a red eye home from the party and just never even had to stay.
26:48I would have been the person who was like passed out on Jeff Bezos' what I presume is
26:52like $100,000 couch.
26:54He's there like poking me with a stick in the morning like, excuse me?
26:56He's like, could you leave?
26:58It's time to go home.
26:59The cops are here.
27:00My makeup just like smeared all over his cushions.
27:03Oh my gosh.
27:04Well, you know, maybe for her 75th.
27:07Fingers crossed.
27:08Chris, if you're out there, I'm ready.
27:10We're ready for the invite.
27:11Come on.
27:12I'm going to get some sleep in now.
27:14Five years time.
27:16I'll be well rested enough to attend your next birthday party.
27:19She's partying all night long at her 70th birthday party and we're over here like, we
27:24would be so tired.
27:25I'm here at the ripe old age of something.
27:28Just being like, oh, give me a blanket.
27:29Below 70.
27:30Yeah.
27:31Yeah, I am under 70.
27:32Hopefully you can tell.
27:33We are below 70.
27:34Hopefully my Botox is working well enough for that to be apparent.
27:36Somewhere in between like 23 and 70 because we are employed, but, you know, we're not
27:4170 yet.
27:41Okay.
27:42I like that metric.
27:42That's nice.
27:43Yeah.
27:43Anyway, we've gone vastly off topic.
27:45We have.
27:46I think, you know, long story, long story short.
27:50Harry and Meghan had a wild, wild weekend.
27:52They did.
27:52And people were mad about it.
27:54They were.
27:55And they'll continue to be.
27:56So we're going to have to keep watching and seeing what they do next.
27:59We know the holiday season is coming.
28:01We're looking out for December 3rd for that With Love, Meghan Christmas special.
28:07I can't wait.
28:08And more cookies for everyone.
28:10I can't wait.
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