A Hollywood Life Full

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00:00:00Shots

00:00:26Shots

00:00:28Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots! Shots!

00:00:32You lucky son of a bitch.

00:00:34It's a hard life, but someone's gotta do it.

00:00:42Don't forget about me, Harry.

00:00:48Oh, what?

00:00:58Look who decided to finally join me.

00:01:14What do you want, Mark?

00:01:16I need to go to Batman's killing me.

00:01:18Listen, Brody!

00:01:20You've got to cool it with this party boy attitude.

00:01:24Nobody, and I mean nobody, wants to touch you with a ten-foot pole.

00:01:28Look.

00:01:30Clean up your act or I'm done.

00:01:35You can't ditch me.

00:01:36I'm paying you to do a job.

00:01:38Oh, I can.

00:01:40And I will.

00:01:42Look, I'm here, Brody.

00:01:44It is time for you to settle down.

00:01:46Settle down?

00:01:47Yeah. Find yourself a girlfriend.

00:01:49Brody doesn't do girlfriends.

00:01:51Brody doesn't do girlfriends.

00:01:52Okay, well, Brody better start.

00:01:56Look, if you want to be taken seriously,

00:01:59and you want to keep landing those big jobs,

00:02:02this is the way to do it.

00:02:05Or do you no longer dream of winning your first Oscar?

00:02:11I don't see how a girlfriend is going to help me do that.

00:02:15Brody, it's good for optics.

00:02:18All right, look, you've got to get out of here.

00:02:21You're already late for your appointment at the rehab clinic.

00:02:28Oh, shit.

00:02:30Brody, come on.

00:02:31Get some pep on your step.

00:02:32Let's go.

00:02:33Get out of here.

00:02:34Shut up.

00:02:35Oh, your glasses.

00:02:36These are nice.

00:02:40I cannot believe that Henry put me on this assignment.

00:02:57I've been here for over an hour, and the only thing I've caught is a mouthful of bugs.

00:03:14Starting to think that maybe saving up to start my own lifestyle magazine isn't worth all this.

00:03:28Oh, that's it.

00:03:29I'm out of here.

00:03:30Oh, my God.

00:03:31It's payday, Mikayla.

00:03:32Oh, my God.

00:03:33It's payday, Mikayla.

00:03:34What the hell are you doing?

00:03:53What the hell are you doing?

00:04:07What the hell are you doing?

00:04:09I could ask you the same thing.

00:04:11I'm not the one jumping out of bushes and scaring people.

00:04:14Yeah? Well, maybe you'd be less jumpy if you weren't getting caught leaving rehab.

00:04:19Maybe you should mind your own business.

00:04:23Oh, you're a cat.

00:04:27Great. That's just what I need right now.

00:04:30I prefer the term investigative journalist.

00:04:34Who could possibly top this?

00:04:38Chance to be my girlfriend.

00:04:41What?

00:04:42How do you even know I would want to date you?

00:04:46Considering you already know who I am, I think you have your answer.

00:04:49I have no interest in dating celebrities, especially you.

00:04:54Ouch.

00:04:56That's a bit harsh, don't you think?

00:04:58It's just the truth.

00:05:00Wait.

00:05:02Please.

00:05:03I think this could be mutually beneficial for both of us.

00:05:09Oh, that's right.

00:05:11I forgot.

00:05:12You're not used to hearing no, are you?

00:05:15So let me spell it out for you.

00:05:17N-O.

00:05:19No.

00:05:20You might be a catch to the rest of the women in America, but you're not to me.

00:05:25Again, with the insults.

00:05:26You know you catch more flies with honey than you do with vinegar.

00:05:30You have enough people propping up your ego.

00:05:33You certainly don't need my help.

00:05:36Actually, I do.

00:05:38My agent says I need to find a girlfriend to clean up my image.

00:05:42Yeah, well, you could have anybody.

00:05:44Why me?

00:05:45Truthfully, because I need these images to disappear.

00:05:49Do you have the key?

00:05:51I still don't see what's in this for me.

00:05:55Access.

00:05:56Access to all the stars in Hollywood to fill whatever tabloid magazine you work for.

00:06:04You could be Hollywood's old lady, Whistledown.

00:06:11I'm going to regret this.

00:06:13But fine.

00:06:14I'll consider your offer.

00:06:16However, I have a few rules of my own.

00:06:23I have a few rules of my own.

00:06:24If you know anything about my reputation, you know I'm not really a rule-following kind of guy.

00:06:31Yeah?

00:06:32Well, if you want these pictures to get deleted, you better be Tom one.

00:06:38Let's hear them.

00:06:39One.

00:06:39We keep this strictly professional.

00:06:42Do not expect me to be the next notch on your belt.

00:06:46I wouldn't dream of it.

00:06:47Anything else?

00:06:49Yes.

00:06:50No feelings involved.

00:06:52I can't have you falling for me.

00:06:53Trust me, you don't have anything to worry about that.

00:06:55Flattery will get you everywhere.

00:06:59And finally, do not embarrass me.

00:07:04I won't.

00:07:06I'm serious, Brody.

00:07:07No cheating.

00:07:09How could I cheat if we're not even technically dating?

00:07:12You know what I mean, Brody.

00:07:14If you can't stay faithful to our little deal, and you end up embarrassing me in front of the whole world,

00:07:20I will out this bizarre agreement in a heartbeat.

00:07:27Okay, I get it.

00:07:29I won't embarrass you.

00:07:31But I have a rule of my own.

00:07:33Which is?

00:07:35No one.

00:07:37It's no about our agreement.

00:07:39It stays between me, you, and my agent, Mark.

00:07:43The rest of the world will be the real deal.

00:07:46Smaller problem for me.

00:07:48It's you who can't keep it in his pants.

00:07:52Do we have a deal or not?

00:07:57We have a deal.

00:07:57I think we need to seal this deal with a kiss.

00:08:08I think we need to seal this deal with a kiss.

00:08:14Any dreams, Broderick Weston?

00:08:19First of all, if we're going to be dating, it's Brody.

00:08:22Broderick is reserved for the bedroom.

00:08:23If this is going to work, I'm going to need my girlfriend's phone number.

00:08:33Now you have something most women would kill the kid.

00:08:42I don't know.

00:08:44Oh, yay.

00:08:46Lucky me.

00:08:47Text you later, sweetheart.

00:08:49Goodbye, Brody.

00:08:50Oh, my God.

00:09:00I can't believe this.

00:09:02Relax.

00:09:02It's just Brody Weston.

00:09:04Relax?

00:09:05My best friend is dating the hottest celebrity in Hollywood, and you're telling me to relax?

00:09:10Where?

00:09:10When?

00:09:11Why?

00:09:11How?

00:09:12Tell me everything.

00:09:13Yes, you heard me correctly.

00:09:26I already found myself a girlfriend.

00:09:28How's that for taking you seriously?

00:09:30Where is she?

00:09:31Anastasia?

00:09:33I look good.

00:09:33Oh, Marlo Bobby.

00:09:35You don't know her.

00:09:36She's not a celeb, but she'll be perfect for the job.

00:09:38I told you to settle down.

00:09:40I didn't mean to nab the first woman you saw on the street to do it.

00:09:44Mark, you worked for me.

00:09:46I'm going to follow your stupid plan.

00:09:47I'm going to do it my way.

00:09:49Do you understand?

00:09:50Just don't screw this up.

00:09:52You may be in my office, so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.

00:09:56See you soon.

00:09:57Just don't screw this up.

00:10:05You may be in my office, so we can figure out the hard launch of your relationship.

00:10:09See you soon.

00:10:15So, you're telling me you just so happened to bump into Brody Weston, and he just so happened to ask you out?

00:10:23Yeah, that's literally what happened.

00:10:25Oh, I can't believe it.

00:10:28Some of the girls got all the luck.

00:10:29Yeah, well, we'll see how lucky I am after he takes me out on our first date.

00:10:34It doesn't matter if you feel lucky.

00:10:35You'll be getting lucky, if you know what I mean.

00:10:38Really?

00:10:38What kind of girl do you think I am?

00:10:40A girl who's about to get screwed by Hollywood's hottest playboy.

00:10:46A pack.

00:10:47Brody, you decided to date a pack.

00:10:50Oh, my...

00:10:51What the hell are you thinking?

00:10:53Listen, I didn't have a lot of time.

00:10:55You know, she had pictures of me leaving rehab.

00:10:58You think me being too friendly with the ladies is what's going to decimate my career?

00:11:01These photos will decimate it.

00:11:03And what makes you think she won't print them anyway?

00:11:06You want to complete it?

00:11:07I made her delete the photos in front of me and I took the memory card.

00:11:13Okay.

00:11:14Okay, well, at least sometimes you think with your proper head.

00:11:18And she just did this per your request.

00:11:20Well, I may have told her I would give her access to other slubs to write about.

00:11:28Quarter to the book.

00:11:30You are only thinking with your other head.

00:11:34Hi, Mark.

00:11:35Can I breathe, breathe, breathe?

00:11:37Okay.

00:11:38Okay.

00:11:40Here is what we're going to do.

00:11:42Oh, my God.

00:11:48It's...

00:11:49It's from Birdie.

00:11:54It's from Birdie.

00:11:56Don't be shy.

00:11:57What does it say?

00:11:58He wants to take me out.

00:12:00Today.

00:12:00We have no time to waste.

00:12:01We have to get you looking perfect for Hollywood royalty.

00:12:04Come on.

00:12:14Oh, my God.

00:12:17Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.

00:12:25Oh, my God.

00:12:26You weren't kidding.

00:12:27You're actually eating Brody Weston.

00:12:30Nice to meet you.

00:12:32Brody.

00:12:33Selena, Selena, Brody.

00:12:35I'm sure you two will be seeing a lot of each other.

00:12:37Okay.

00:12:40Wow.

00:12:41Can we go now?

00:12:43I have to get you, sweetheart.

00:12:44Oh, my God.

00:12:45You're so nice.

00:12:47Okay.

00:12:47Bye.

00:12:48See you guys later.

00:12:49Bye.

00:12:49Yeah.

00:12:49Oh, okay.

00:12:50Oh, yeah.

00:12:50Yeah.

00:12:51No, I know.

00:12:51Okay, I'll see you around.

00:12:53I'll see you.

00:12:53Not there, but around.

00:12:55I'll see you everywhere around.

00:12:56Okay.

00:12:57Bye.

00:13:03You could at least pretend to like me.

00:13:14No one's going to believe we're dating with that perma-scowl.

00:13:17I do not have a perma-scowl.

00:13:19Tell that to your face.

00:13:21How long do we have to date for anyways?

00:13:25I didn't tell you the rest of the plan.

00:13:29We have to get married.

00:13:30How long do we have to date for anyways?

00:13:39I didn't tell you the rest of the plan.

00:13:42We have to get married.

00:13:46Nice try.

00:13:47That is definitely not happening.

00:13:50Oh, yes.

00:13:51I know.

00:13:52I know.

00:13:52Most of them would kill them to have a proposal from you.

00:13:56And let me guess.

00:13:58Do you not like other girls?

00:14:00Yeah.

00:14:01Something like that.

00:14:07We need to get our stories straight in case people ask us how we might.

00:14:12Isn't that easy?

00:14:14I literally fell head over heels in love with you.

00:14:18You did, didn't you?

00:14:20But seriously, we need to be on the same page in case people ask.

00:14:25Well, I'll just give them a version of the truth.

00:14:28We literally ran into each other.

00:14:30And then you were so captivated by my beauty that you just had to shoot your shot.

00:14:36And you turned me down.

00:14:38Because you're an arrogant son of a bitch.

00:14:40But eventually I won you over with my charm.

00:14:42See?

00:14:43See?

00:14:43Something's a walk in the end of it.

00:14:45Hey!

00:14:49See?

00:14:49Something's a walk in the end of it.

00:14:52Hey!

00:14:53No, no, no.

00:14:55What do you think you're doing?

00:14:55My whole life is in that bag.

00:14:57I have to go get it.

00:14:58Oh my god, you did it.

00:15:10You got it back.

00:15:10Why do you have two?

00:15:12Why do you have two?

00:15:15My purse.

00:15:17Oh my god, you got my purse back.

00:15:19Thank you so much.

00:15:20I was just stopping for a drink of water and then Brody Weston?

00:15:28Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

00:15:32Here we go.

00:15:38No one, no one will ever believe this.

00:15:41Can we please get a photo together?

00:15:44Yeah, of course.

00:15:45Nothing for gorgeous hair.

00:15:54Everybody say, playboy.

00:16:03Thanks again.

00:16:05Bye, everyone.

00:16:19So, this must be what it's like to date a famous movie star.

00:16:24The perks that way the minor inconveniences?

00:16:27Perks?

00:16:28What perks?

00:16:30This?

00:16:33Okay, I think they got the shot that they needed.

00:16:56Did you get the shot?

00:16:58Of course I did.

00:17:00Time to hard launch your relationship, Brody baby.

00:17:03Time to hard launch your relationship, Brody baby.

00:17:20Well, if it isn't my lovely new girlfriend calling.

00:17:23Already breaking the rules and it's only the first day.

00:17:25What do you mean?

00:17:30Keep a professional, Brody.

00:17:32I won't tell you again.

00:17:34Good night, sweetheart.

00:17:35Good morning, Michaela.

00:17:50What do you want, Stephen?

00:17:52Oh, come on.

00:17:53Can't a guy say hi to his co-worker?

00:17:55Not if it's the same guy he's been getting from my job ever since he started here.

00:17:58Oh, receptive as always, Mickey.

00:18:02Oh, listen, the boss wants to see you.

00:18:07Ooh, I think you're in trouble.

00:18:17Oh, listen, the boss wants to see you.

00:18:21Ooh, I think you're in trouble.

00:18:22Well, well, well.

00:18:37Look who finally decided to show up.

00:18:45What do you want, Henry?

00:18:46You want to tell me what this is about?

00:18:54What about it?

00:18:55How the hell am I the last to know about this?

00:18:57Why is my reporter being featured on my competitor's magazine?

00:19:02Oh, I'm sorry.

00:19:03I wasn't aware that I needed your permission to date, boss.

00:19:07It is not about that, and you know it.

00:19:08We literally have the inside scoop on Brody Weston's newest relationship, and you let it be featured on Entertainment Weekly first?

00:19:17What happened?

00:19:19Was his tongue so far in your mouth that you let it affect your brain?

00:19:22That's enough, Henry.

00:19:25Michaela, I like you.

00:19:26You've done a great job selling my magazine, even though you think this job is beneath you.

00:19:31You pull a stunt like that again, and you're out.

00:19:34But I didn't do anything.

00:19:35Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.

00:19:43I didn't do anything.

00:19:44Get me dirt on Brody Weston, or it will cost you your job.

00:19:50I can't.

00:19:54Brody's off limits.

00:19:56Excuse me?

00:19:58I can't give you information on Brody.

00:20:01This is my personal life in my business.

00:20:05Then you're fired.

00:20:06Wait.

00:20:07By spending time with Brody, I am going to meet a lot of other celebrities, so I can use my connection with him to get you dirt on other celebs.

00:20:21There's the Michaela I remember.

00:20:23You have one month to get me something worthwhile.

00:20:27Now get out there and sell me some magazines.

00:20:28So, who's the new broad?

00:20:35A barista.

00:20:36Nope.

00:20:37Your dental hygienist.

00:20:39Pardon me?

00:20:41Come off it, Brody.

00:20:43Social media's blowing up.

00:20:44You practically broke the internet.

00:20:47Making out with a grocery store clerk.

00:20:50You're giving all these basic chicks all over America false hope that they can get with guys like us.

00:20:57You mean guys like me?

00:20:59Besides, Michaela's unique.

00:21:02Oh, she has a name!

00:21:05When's the last time you remember a fling's name?

00:21:07Like, 2012?

00:21:09And then I met Michaela and things changed.

00:21:19Oh, I call bullshit.

00:21:22I know you better than you know yourself, so I know something's off.

00:21:26What's really going on?

00:21:29I know something's off.

00:21:31What's really going on?

00:21:34Clearly, you don't know me as well as you think you do.

00:21:36I guess that's exactly what I said it was.

00:21:40Michaela's a special girl.

00:21:42Right, so, um, I guess you're into monogamy now?

00:21:46You know it.

00:21:48Well, then I guess you're more than happy to stay home playing house instead of going to the Fun Bunny anniversary party next week.

00:21:54That's next week?

00:21:56It sure is.

00:21:58Too bad your new ball and chain won't let you go.

00:22:02Straight flush.

00:22:04Bam!

00:22:06Bam.

00:22:07I can't believe you get to go to a red carpet event.

00:22:11I've been to, like, a hundred of these.

00:22:12Yeah, but it's some sleazy, heartless paparazzi.

00:22:15Gee, thanks.

00:22:16Not the same attraction.

00:22:17All eyes will be on you.

00:22:19I'm sure Steven will be jealous as hell.

00:22:22Oh, I'm jealous as hell.

00:22:29Go get him, tiger.

00:22:30Mwah!

00:22:32Ah!

00:22:32Mikaela, it's been one week since your relationship with Brody Weston went public, and now you're at the biggest art gala of the year.

00:22:59How's it been?

00:23:00I would say I'm not used to all the attention, but it's been great so far.

00:23:05Brody, does this mean an end to all the parties and women?

00:23:07What can I say?

00:23:08Once you've found the right one, there's no need to look for more.

00:23:12Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last-ditch effort to save your career.

00:23:16What do you have to say about that?

00:23:21Brody, my sources tell me that this relationship is your last-ditch effort to save your career.

00:23:26What do you have to say about that?

00:23:30I would say that your sources are beating you bullshit, Lila.

00:23:35Anyone with eyes can see that Brody's career doesn't need saving.

00:23:38Yours, on the other hand...

00:23:40Well, keep trusting sketchy sources, and you'll be the one needing to take a date to save your job.

00:23:46That's my girl. See why I can't resist her?

00:23:47This is brilliant.

00:24:02Oh, this is just brilliant.

00:24:05America is evening the two of you up like an all-you-can-eat buffet.

00:24:08Come on, Brody, look at these headlines, huh?

00:24:11A true Hollywood Cinderella story, America's newest sweethearts.

00:24:15This is my favorite.

00:24:17Has the mysterious Michaela finally tamed Brody Weston.

00:24:22These are great.

00:24:23You say that like you're surprised.

00:24:25If you and your impulsive ass...

00:24:27Hello, of course I'm surprised.

00:24:29But this is really good.

00:24:31This is really, really good, Brody.

00:24:33My phone's been ringing off the hook.

00:24:35I smell the next big blockbuster hit.

00:24:41Did I come down?

00:24:43Did I come down?

00:24:43But, uh, hey, oh, just, um, make sure you do some romantic gesture to keep that momentum going.

00:24:50Get out of here.

00:24:52Come on, let's go.

00:24:54Okay, okay, okay, fine, fine.

00:24:57But only looking.

00:24:59No touching.

00:25:00Right, right, right.

00:25:01Yeah?

00:25:01Yeah.

00:25:02I don't know, let me go, Brody.

00:25:03Whatever, Bro.

00:25:04Hey, hey, hey, all right, ladies and gentlemen, we got Brody back.

00:25:14Ripped you from the old Voluntary.

00:25:17Go, go, go.

00:25:18Why don't you join me in the hot tub, Brody?

00:25:21Lead the way, sexy.

00:25:22Go, go, go.

00:25:24I just want one chill night in.

00:25:31Why is that so hard for anyone to understand?

00:25:38You've got to be kidding me.

00:25:47Get dressed, Selena, I'm picking you up.

00:25:48I know you did not just call me at midnight to do a celebrity stakeout.

00:26:03Go, confirm Brody.

00:26:05I have to make sure he's even here first.

00:26:08You know how real your eye is these days.

00:26:10I also know your boyfriend isn't exactly known for his fidelity.

00:26:13Given half the chance, you would definitely date them.

00:26:17I sure would.

00:26:17Yeah, the way, you owe me for this.

00:26:23Wait, I see some people headed down to the pool.

00:26:29That fucking asshole.

00:26:32What do you see?

00:26:37Oh, hold it right there.

00:26:38Hey, oh, hey, hey, hey, relax.

00:26:39Hey, you need to hide inside of Brody Weston.

00:26:41You don't need to come in here.

00:26:42You're not supposed to be here.

00:26:43No, let me in.

00:26:44I need to talk to Brody Weston.

00:26:45Get out of here, dude.

00:26:46Brody fucking Weston.

00:26:47Get your cheating ass out here.

00:26:49Right now, Ruff.

00:26:50Stop.

00:26:51Get out of here.

00:26:51Get your hands off of me.

00:26:52Go. Get out.

00:26:53Ruff.

00:26:53Get out of here.

00:26:53Get your cheating ass out here.

00:26:55Now, Ruff.

00:26:55Get out of here.

00:26:56Stop.

00:26:57Get your hands off of me.

00:26:58Go. Get out of here.

00:26:59Go. Get out of here.

00:27:01Bro, your woman's here.

00:27:05I don't know what, woman.

00:27:07Have you forgotten about Mikayla already?

00:27:12Fuck, she's here.

00:27:16How the fuck did she get in?

00:27:18Beats me, but it looks like she's causing a scene.

00:27:20Security won't let her in.

00:27:22Yeah, yeah, we should do that.

00:27:24Let me in, I need somebody Weston.

00:27:26Rudy fucking Weston, get your cheating ass out here right now, Rudy!

00:27:31Get out of here now!

00:27:37I ask you to do one thing for me, one.

00:27:40Do not embarrass me, and you couldn't even do that.

00:27:42Mikayla, uh, please.

00:27:46I'm tired of the fucking explanations, Brody.

00:27:49Mikayla, don't say that. Please, we can fix it.

00:27:52No, I don't want to fix this.

00:27:55We're finished.

00:27:59Come on, Sina.

00:28:00I don't want to fix this.

00:28:09We're finished.

00:28:13Come on, Sina.

00:28:13What the fuck is this?

00:28:27Hmm?

00:28:28I will tell you what the fuck this is.

00:28:31This is the complete opposite of what I told you to do.

00:28:35I can explain.

00:28:36I don't want a fucking explanation.

00:28:40I gave you a task.

00:28:42Find yourself a girlfriend.

00:28:44Not somebody that I choose, but somebody that America would fall in love with.

00:28:49And you fuck it up within a week.

00:28:50Wait, this is unbelievable.

00:28:52Mark, I can explain.

00:28:53Oh, God.

00:28:54It's not that serious.

00:28:56No.

00:28:57It's not that serious?

00:28:58It is not that serious?

00:29:01I gave you the rule of a lifetime.

00:29:02I'm talking Oscar-worthy.

00:29:05Now you might as well just kiss her goodbye.

00:29:07I didn't do anything.

00:29:09God, that is not what the tabloids say.

00:29:12You and I both know that the tabloids aren't exactly the moral compasses of truth.

00:29:17It doesn't matter.

00:29:18People believe them.

00:29:19And no studio is going to hire you if you keep making bad press.

00:29:23I thought bad press was still good press.

00:29:26On this day and age of cancel culture and social media.

00:29:30All these studios care about is safety.

00:29:33And your fuckboy behavior is a major liability.

00:29:37You gotta fix this, Brody.

00:29:39And you better fix it now.

00:29:43I'll fix it.

00:29:47You gotta fix this, Brody.

00:29:48And you better fix it now.

00:29:53I'll fix it.

00:29:54How can you do this to me?

00:29:59And now I'm the laughingstock of the entire world.

00:30:02No, you're not, sweetie.

00:30:06Really?

00:30:07Because this headline says something different.

00:30:10Bunny, I'm home.

00:30:12Brody Weston's seen partying without his honey.

00:30:16This only looks bad on him.

00:30:17He was the bastard who got cheating.

00:30:19Yeah, well, I'm the one who knew his reputation and willingly went into this arrangement, I mean, relationship with him.

00:30:28And I mean, I'm a fucking paparazzi for crying out loud.

00:30:32I know how scummy and selfish celebrities actually are.

00:30:36Yeah, but celebs are people too.

00:30:38Oh, please don't give me that empathetic therapy mumbo jumbo.

00:30:42Brody Weston messed with the wrong woman this time.

00:30:44And if I never see him again, I'll be happy.

00:30:49Well, you're about to be very unhappy.

00:30:50Brody is coming to your door.

00:30:52Tell him I'll hold.

00:30:54What?

00:30:54What are you, 13?

00:30:56Go, answer the door.

00:30:58Oh, my God.

00:31:00You owe me for this.

00:31:03She wants me to tell you that she's not home right now.

00:31:06Selena.

00:31:06But it's the truth.

00:31:08Well, I, oh, I, my, my kettle, yeah, it's calling.

00:31:18I gotta answer.

00:31:19Okay, bye.

00:31:24Okay, well, I fucked up.

00:31:29Okay, well, I fucked up.

00:31:33Well, that's putting it mildly.

00:31:34I knew about that party way before I met you.

00:31:39My friend Jack reminded me about it.

00:31:42Did he also tell you to take body shots off of half-naked models?

00:31:47No, that's on me.

00:31:52Brody, I don't want to do this anymore.

00:31:54I mean, I knew it was a bad idea from the beginning,

00:31:56and this has only proved me right.

00:32:00I don't know why you're making such a big deal about this.

00:32:02It's not like we're a real couple.

00:32:04You know what?

00:32:09You're right.

00:32:10We're not a real couple.

00:32:12So why don't I go in and get my face plastered all over every magazine

00:32:15with my tongue stuck down some other guy's throat

00:32:18and see how you feel about it?

00:32:19Since we're not a real couple.

00:32:23Okay.

00:32:24I get what you mean.

00:32:26Please, why?

00:32:27Hey.

00:32:30I'm just not used to this whole girlfriend thing.

00:32:33Let me make it up to you.

00:32:37You've helped me so much, and I haven't returned the favor yet.

00:32:44Fine.

00:32:44I guess I'll give you another shot, but it's going to cost you.

00:32:59Cost me what?

00:33:00First of all, I want dinner at the fanciest restaurant in Hollywood.

00:33:16Consider it done.

00:33:18Two.

00:33:18I want a new wardrobe.

00:33:20If I'm going to be your girlfriend, I have to play the part.

00:33:22I have to look the part.

00:33:23Anything else, princess?

00:33:27I need a story to publish.

00:33:30Unlike you, some of us have to work for a living.

00:33:33I work.

00:33:36But I can get you an exclusive story that I guarantee you no one has written yet.

00:33:42Do we have a deal?

00:33:46Yes.

00:33:48But you're going to have to make a pretty damn big gesture for the rest of the world to believe that you and I actually made up.

00:33:56No problem.

00:33:57Timber.

00:34:26Timber.

00:34:27what the hell is this i can't believe you do this

00:34:35michaela what do you think of brody's apology

00:34:38michaela what do you think of brody's apology um i i think that whatever happens between brody

00:34:49and i is for us to know and you to find out come on is that any way to treat an old friend

00:34:53you know just as much as i do that i will not be volunteering any info

00:34:57nice food brody

00:35:08brody brody brody

00:35:14look you're gonna have it in your pants just a few more weeks

00:35:18nothing happened mark yeah because michaela showed up

00:35:21i don't know whether to thank her for doing damage control or bring her night for causing

00:35:26such a colossal scene

00:35:27i've got it handled

00:35:33how

00:35:34okay all right all right this is uh this is a good start

00:35:45but you two need to be seen together as a united front

00:35:49the book is reservation for pasta now tonight

00:35:51oh nice okay you're learning from the best

00:35:56and by the best i mean me oh which reminds me

00:36:00what's this the next big blockbuster hit

00:36:06and they want you to stall

00:36:09but only and i mean only if you cool it with your play boy antics

00:36:16you two need to be seen together as a united front

00:36:22i booked this reservation for pasta now tonight

00:36:25oh nice okay you're learning from the best

00:36:29and by the best i mean me

00:36:31watch your step

00:36:33you're good you're good keep coming

00:36:39can i open my eyes now

00:36:41yes you can open your eyes now

00:36:44yes you can open your eyes now

00:36:46pasadonos

00:36:47you understood the assignment

00:36:50welcome mr weston your table's ready

00:36:54brody this is not nearly enough to make up for the way that i treated you

00:37:00yeah and that's how i got the award-winning shot of you know who

00:37:22kicking his nose and eating it

00:37:24that's disgusting

00:37:25i still can't believe you got into this work

00:37:30well i mean you gotta pay the bills somehow

00:37:33after graduating from college i needed to find a way to pay my student loans

00:37:38do you like it

00:37:41no not at all

00:37:44but i mean until i can venture out on my own

00:37:48i gotta do what i gotta do

00:37:50what

00:37:55dance with me

00:37:58dance with me

00:38:03brody there's no cameras around

00:38:07we don't have to do this

00:38:09don't leave me hanging

00:38:10cameras and no cameras no one likes to be rejected

00:38:13that's right

00:38:17i forgot

00:38:19you're not used to hearing a woman say no

00:38:22well that may be the case but maybe this time i just like you to say yes

00:38:26i get it

00:38:29you're trying to play the part of the remorseful romance take boyfriend

00:38:33no

00:38:35i just wanted a chance to dance with you

00:38:38where'd you learn to dance like this

00:38:41what am i blowing you away with my stellar dance moves

00:38:45i'm truly sorry to interrupt mr weston

00:38:57you asked me to let you know when this week was leaving

00:39:00thank you

00:39:02what's that about

00:39:05i'm going to give you that story

00:39:07i'm truly sorry to interrupt mr weston

00:39:26so are you going to tell me about what happened at the restaurant

00:39:53call this number tomorrow at 9 a.m sharp

00:40:00who is it

00:40:01orlando windfell

00:40:05no

00:40:07no

00:40:08you got me

00:40:11interview with orlando windfell

00:40:13she doesn't give interviews to like

00:40:14anybody

00:40:15ever

00:40:16and she practically broke the world of

00:40:18ungiving interviews

00:40:20okay

00:40:20do i even want to know what you had to do to get this

00:40:25orlando owed me a favor

00:40:29and i decided to cash in on it

00:40:31you didn't

00:40:32i did

00:40:33oh my god

00:40:35thank you thank you thank you

00:40:36i don't

00:40:43i'm sorry i don't know

00:40:44i don't know what just came over me

00:40:46i didn't want

00:40:46um

00:40:48i should

00:40:49it's a big day

00:40:51thank you so much for meeting me on such short notice miss windfell

00:41:06your generosity has not gone unnoticed and i am so glad that i get to write about it

00:41:11oh my pleasure

00:41:13brody has spoken very highly of your work

00:41:16and after today i have to agree

00:41:18you have a real talent for real journalism

00:41:21really

00:41:23oh yes

00:41:24i see a bright future ahead of you

00:41:26that means a lot

00:41:29thank you

00:41:30oh

00:41:31you're welcome

00:41:32any friend of brody's is a friend of mine

00:41:34and it is so nice to see him finally settling down

00:41:46just made the deadline

00:41:59yes henry

00:42:09my office

00:42:10now

00:42:11yes henry

00:42:25my office

00:42:27now

00:42:28you gave me a month henry

00:42:47yeah well i'm shortening it

00:42:50why

00:42:50hmm

00:42:52let's see

00:42:52rather than capitalize on your boyfriend's stupidity at the fun bunnies party

00:42:57you get caught up in the drama

00:42:59and become the main headline in my competitor's magazine

00:43:02that's not exactly fair is it henry

00:43:04and to top it off

00:43:05you didn't bring me any dirt

00:43:07that little stunt you pulled with orlando at the daycare workers giveaway

00:43:12is hardly dirt

00:43:13that's a newsworthy piece

00:43:15people don't care about charity events and bait sales

00:43:19they want dirt michaela

00:43:21and we sell it to them

00:43:22yeah well there's more to life than spying on celebrities

00:43:25and hoping to catch their mistakes

00:43:27i know you've always thought yourself to be above this sort of journalism

00:43:29and yes i said journalism because that's what it is

00:43:32that's what we do

00:43:34that's what pays the bills

00:43:36so if you want to keep making money

00:43:39i suggest you find me more salacious content to publish in my magazine

00:43:44are we clear

00:43:45crystal clear henry

00:43:49good

00:43:50don't come back here until you have something worthwhile that i can publish in hot goss daily

00:43:56what are you doing here

00:44:08can't a guy come see his girlfriend

00:44:13i'm not in the mood brody

00:44:15what event do you need me to attend this time to make you look good

00:44:18what happened

00:44:19i had a crappy day at work

00:44:23my job's on the line unless i can find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish

00:44:28yeah

00:44:29i may have just a babe

00:44:35my job's on the line unless i can find a scandalous piece of hot gossip to publish

00:44:41yeah

00:44:43i may have just a babe

00:44:48what are we doing here

00:44:58we're not pretty patient are we

00:45:00i'm glad this is

00:45:03time is for me

00:45:04and right now

00:45:04we're wasting time

00:45:06no no

00:45:07you're never ready

00:45:13holy shit

00:45:15is that true

00:45:17oh this is good

00:45:26this is too good

00:45:28do you think this will make your boss happy

00:45:31this is going to sell issues for sure

00:45:35thank you brody

00:45:36selling up my end of the arrangement

00:45:39right

00:45:42the arrangement

00:45:44so

00:45:46what is it that you need me to do

00:45:49that is why you came over isn't it

00:45:51maybe i just wanted to come to you

00:45:54excuse me

00:45:55what is it that you need me to do

00:45:59that is why you came over isn't it

00:46:02maybe i just wanted to come to you

00:46:04excuse me

00:46:06nice try brody

00:46:09what do you really want

00:46:10the plan's working

00:46:13mark out me a rule and stole my movies

00:46:16it'd be huge

00:46:17you couldn't have just sent that in a text

00:46:19I wanted to invite you to say

00:46:22the optics I get it

00:46:28just tell me where and when

00:46:29just be ready around 10 a.m

00:46:31I'll send a car and I'll come pick you up

00:46:33it's going to be something you have to start

00:46:36and this is where the magic happens

00:46:50wow

00:46:51your workplace is infinitely cooler than mine

00:46:54it's a hard life

00:46:56but someone has to do it

00:46:57check it out

00:47:03it's going to air anybody for the movie

00:47:05hmm

00:47:06do you want to touch her

00:47:07hmm I'm not really in the mood to touch your little buddy

00:47:12maybe I could convince her in the future

00:47:14ha

00:47:14don't feel

00:47:16darling darling there you are

00:47:21are you darling there you are

00:47:27Anastasia this is Michaela

00:47:31Michaela this is

00:47:32Anastasia Carmichael

00:47:33everybody knows who she is

00:47:35am I interrupting something

00:47:37uh yeah

00:47:39I'm just giving Michaela a tour of the set

00:47:42hmm

00:47:43my apologies

00:47:45I just wanted to come create my new co-star

00:47:47before we can film

00:47:48can you believe we're going to be working together again just like old times

00:47:55isn't that exciting

00:47:56you need something

00:47:57anyways I won't keep you too much longer

00:48:00I've got to do makeup and all that jazz

00:48:02but uh I just want to let you know how excited I am to be working with you

00:48:06you always make our intimate scenes very special

00:48:09hmm

00:48:10see ya

00:48:12I just want to let you know how excited I am to be working with you again

00:48:19you always make our intimate scenes very special

00:48:23hmm

00:48:24see ya

00:48:25she's uh

00:48:29charming

00:48:31she's an acquired taste

00:48:32surprisingly she's one hell of an actress

00:48:35yeah you have to say that

00:48:37you dated her

00:48:38you know you can't believe everything you read the tabloids

00:48:41right

00:48:42speaking of tabloids

00:48:44um

00:48:45you know when I first met you

00:48:46you were walking out of that rehab clinic

00:48:48but

00:48:48I've yet to see you around any drugs

00:48:51so what's that all about

00:48:53uh

00:48:55easier

00:48:57we have work to do it

00:48:59uh

00:49:00just like that

00:49:02just like that

00:49:03I don't think it works like that

00:49:04I'm telling you it does

00:49:05but

00:49:05drop it Michaela

00:49:07drop it Michaela

00:49:09okay

00:49:12geez

00:49:13consider it dropped

00:49:14you should head home

00:49:16yeah you should

00:49:17thank you

00:49:20I'm sorry

00:49:21you don't have to

00:49:22no it's fine

00:49:24I have work I need to do anyway

00:49:27I'm sorry

00:49:44Brody

00:49:47you didn't have to come over here

00:49:49you don't owe me anything

00:49:51no

00:49:52sure enough

00:49:55screamed at you like that

00:49:57it's just

00:49:58it's complicated

00:50:01okay

00:50:02complicated

00:50:03because I'm a pap

00:50:05no

00:50:06no I just

00:50:08I haven't really talked to anyone about it

00:50:11tell you what

00:50:13why don't you come with me to set tomorrow

00:50:18and I'll tell you a little bit about it

00:50:20you don't have to do that

00:50:23I think I want to

00:50:24why

00:50:26because

00:50:28you're asking me

00:50:33Michaela

00:50:33you're smart

00:50:36you're smart

00:50:36talented

00:50:38extremely beautiful

00:50:40I like you

00:50:45I like you a lot

00:50:50and since we both know I'm not a real follower

00:50:57I'm gonna do this

00:50:58I like you a lot of people

00:50:59I like you a lot of people

00:51:00I like you a lot of people

00:51:02I like you a lot of people

00:51:03I like you a lot of people

00:51:04I like you a lot of people

00:51:05I like you a lot of people

00:51:06I like you a lot of people

00:51:07I like you a lot of people

00:51:08I like you a lot of people

00:51:09I like you a lot of people

00:51:10I like you a lot of people

00:51:11I like you a lot of people

00:51:12I like you a lot of people

00:51:13I like you a lot of people

00:51:14I like you a lot of people

00:51:15I like you a lot of people

00:51:16I like you a lot of people

00:51:17I like you a lot of people

00:51:18I like you a lot of people

00:51:19Buddy.

00:51:33Buddy.

00:51:36Why the hell are you with her?

00:51:42Excuse me.

00:51:44Hollywood royalty like us should be together.

00:51:46Arthur, you shouldn't be hanging around peasants, let alone paparazzi.

00:51:51Watch it, and I stay here.

00:51:57Please, you don't think anyone actually buys your little pathetic romance, do you?

00:52:01It's textbook PR.

00:52:03But you should really fire your manager for this one, because he did you kind of dirty.

00:52:07You don't know anything about me or my relationship.

00:52:10I actually happen to like Michaela a lot.

00:52:14Oh, please.

00:52:16You've always been a no feelings kind of guy.

00:52:18It doesn't just change overnight.

00:52:20And even if you did suddenly want to settle down, you could just settle down with me.

00:52:26We would be the power couple of the century.

00:52:29You don't need that little nobody.

00:52:31Well, she has a name.

00:52:33It's Michaela.

00:52:35I don't really care what her name is.

00:52:38The only name I want to hear coming from your mouth is my name.

00:52:43In your dreams, Anastasia.

00:52:46See?

00:52:47Just like that.

00:52:51What the fuck, Brody?

00:52:56What the fuck, Brody?

00:52:58Again?

00:52:59Michaela, this is what it looks like.

00:53:02He never is with you.

00:53:03It's a...

00:53:05She kissed me.

00:53:07Only because you were practically begging me to.

00:53:11That's bullshit and you know it, Anastasia.

00:53:14Michaela, I didn't kiss her.

00:53:15I swear I don't even like her.

00:53:16When has that stopped you before?

00:53:18You're dating me and you don't even like me.

00:53:20What?

00:53:21No.

00:53:22What about last night?

00:53:23I told you I liked you.

00:53:25Brody.

00:53:26Don't touch me.

00:53:27They need us back on set.

00:53:29Tell them I'm dealing with something.

00:53:30Brody!

00:53:31I swear to God, Anastasia.

00:53:33If you keep this up, I'm dropping this movie.

00:53:35Help me not.

00:53:36Try me and find out.

00:53:41I don't know what kind of dirt you have on him,

00:53:43but whatever it is, I'm going to find it.

00:53:46He may have stayed loyal to you this time, but it won't last.

00:53:49Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.

00:53:53Brody couldn't stay faithful if his life depended on it.

00:54:12It's like I never fucking learn.

00:54:14Michaela, I swear to you I didn't.

00:54:15You heard Anastasia.

00:54:16I stayed faithful to you.

00:54:17Yeah, because the words coming out of your ex's mouth

00:54:20are the ones that I'm going to take to heart.

00:54:22She's telling the truth.

00:54:23I swear.

00:54:24She knows that I have dirt on you.

00:54:27We agreed that we weren't going to tell anyone about that.

00:54:30I didn't.

00:54:31She's lying.

00:54:32Let me get this straight.

00:54:33Let me get this straight.

00:54:34You want me to believe that she's lying about that, but telling the truth about the other thing?

00:54:43Yes.

00:54:44Yes.

00:54:45Anastasia is not the brightest crown in the box.

00:54:49She doesn't know anything about us.

00:54:51I don't really care if she does know.

00:54:53Honestly, I mean, it would hurt you more than it would hurt me.

00:54:56But what I do care about is when she said that you stayed loyal to me.

00:55:03Did you really not kiss her?

00:55:05I didn't.

00:55:07I didn't.

00:55:08I swear on my life.

00:55:12I didn't.

00:55:13I have no interest in an escape to you.

00:55:18I never did.

00:55:19Besides, I promise you, I will never hurt you again.

00:55:24Michael, I didn't really hold a lot of hope on that boss.

00:55:31I'm not the bad guy.

00:55:33I'm just misunderstood.

00:55:35Is that what you're calling it now?

00:55:37My favorite happy couple.

00:55:42This is exactly what I want to say.

00:55:45Mark, what are you doing here?

00:55:46I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.

00:55:53No, they dropped me from the movie. Why the hell would I support it?

00:55:56Because it's good for publicity.

00:55:58And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.

00:56:03Don't you, Michaela?

00:56:09This is exactly what I want to say.

00:56:11Mark, what are you doing here?

00:56:13I know you said you did not want to attend the premiere of Hurricane Thunder, but I'm here to tell you that you will.

00:56:19No, they dropped me from the movie. Why the hell would I support it?

00:56:22And because it's good for publicity.

00:56:24And because Michaela wants an opportunity to dress up and feel glamorous.

00:56:29Don't you, Michaela?

00:56:31Sorry, you're enjoying your first premiere party.

00:56:44You mean my first premiere party on the inside?

00:56:48It's not too bad.

00:56:50Just not bad.

00:56:55Shit, that's okay.

00:56:56Welcome to the premiere of Hurricane Thunder.

00:56:59It's my pleasure to be your host this evening.

00:57:02Cheers.

00:57:03Enjoy.

00:57:05Oh my gosh.

00:57:06Orlando told me that she would help me look into starting my own magazine, so I'm going to go and say hi to her.

00:57:15Now I have got to hand it to you.

00:57:20The two of you look like a real couple.

00:57:22And she's not even an actress.

00:57:24A real couple?

00:57:29I knew it.

00:57:30I knew this was all a PR stunt.

00:57:32To be honest, I'm not sure it's even fake anymore.

00:57:35Well, has Brodie Weston finally come for your life.

00:57:47Do I even want to know what you two were talking about?

00:57:49It just works though.

00:57:52Mark doesn't even know the meaning of the word party.

00:57:56Sure, get out here.

00:57:58Ready whenever you are.

00:58:03I know exactly I'm going to break those two up and get Brodie all to myself.

00:58:18I know exactly I'm going to break those two up and get Brodie all to myself.

00:58:32Thank you for another very eventful night in Tinseltown.

00:58:37You seem to be really enjoying yourself.

00:58:41Maybe celebrity life is for you after all.

00:58:45I wouldn't bet on it.

00:58:48But I am starting to find certain celebrities somewhat tolerable.

00:58:54Really?

00:58:57Who?

00:58:58Orlando Windfeld.

00:58:59Orlando Windfeld.

00:59:00For starters.

00:59:01Anyone else?

00:59:02I can't really think of anyone else.

00:59:07Fine. I guess you made the cut.

00:59:13Someone tolerable.

00:59:14I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

00:59:23Well, if it's any consolation.

00:59:26I find you so much horrible too.

00:59:28I find you so much horrible too.

00:59:29I find you so much horrible too.

00:59:31Last night was amazing, wasn't it?

00:59:55Where did it go?

01:00:11Last night was amazing, wasn't it?

01:00:20Where did it go?

01:00:21You did what?

01:00:26I might have slept with Freddie.

01:00:31What?

01:00:31Yeah.

01:00:32Where?

01:00:32When?

01:00:33I mean, I don't know.

01:00:35It just happened.

01:00:37Was it good?

01:00:38What did we want?

01:00:39Oh my God.

01:00:40A girl doesn't kiss and tell.

01:00:42Bullshit.

01:00:43We tell each other everything.

01:00:44Come on.

01:00:47Okay.

01:00:49Well.

01:00:50Oh, I heard.

01:00:52Oh, seriously?

01:00:53Save the film.

01:01:11What the fuck?

01:01:20Look, Michaela, I...

01:01:32Look, Michaela, I...

01:01:45You promised me you wouldn't embarrass me again.

01:01:51You promised me.

01:01:53Michaela, I never meant for the arrangement to come out.

01:01:56I don't give a fuck about the arrangement, Brody.

01:01:59I'm a big girl.

01:02:01I can handle the fact that the entire world thinks that I'm some opportunistic hoe who sleeps with celebrities for her own personal gain.

01:02:09Hell, I mean, it's slightly true, isn't it?

01:02:11But seeing pictures of you and Anastasia doing God knows what, that's my final straw.

01:02:18Pictures?

01:02:19What pictures?

01:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

01:02:23These are fake.

01:02:24Oh, fake?

01:02:25Like, our relationship is fake?

01:02:28What?

01:02:29I wasn't good enough in bed for you, so you had to go get a better fix somewhere else?

01:02:32I never slept with Anastasia.

01:02:34I'm a fucking photographer, Brody.

01:02:37Pictures don't lie.

01:02:40She must have drugged me, or something.

01:02:42I swear to God, I never slept with her.

01:02:44Yeah, right, because that is something so crazy, impossible, out of the realms of possibility for you, that no one would believe it, right?

01:02:54Save your theatrics for someone who cares.

01:02:58Michaela, please.

01:02:59Get the fuck out of my apartment, Brody.

01:03:01How could you not tell me your relationship was fake?

01:03:31I thought we were best friends.

01:03:34Selena, I'm sorry.

01:03:36I wasn't allowed to tell anybody.

01:03:38Best friends are always outside of the everyone rule.

01:03:41I know.

01:03:43Trust me, I know that now.

01:03:46If I could go back in time, there's a lot of things I wouldn't do.

01:03:51Like fall for Brody Weston?

01:03:55I did not fall for him.

01:03:57Slightly infatuated, maybe.

01:04:00But he made damn sure that would never develop into anything more.

01:04:08Michaela doesn't date cheaters.

01:04:10Real or fake.

01:04:11What are you going to do now?

01:04:18Move on with my life?

01:04:21Forget that Brody Weston?

01:04:25What?

01:04:27Oh, my God.

01:04:28Oh, my God.

01:04:46Uh-oh.

01:04:48You're in trouble.

01:04:49Fuck off, Stephen.

01:04:50What the hell, Henry?

01:04:56You got a lot of nerve coming in here with that attitude, Missy.

01:05:01Well, we both agreed that Brody was off limits.

01:05:04I don't know what you're smoking, but Brody Weston will never be off limits.

01:05:08The guy sells more papers in one act than most Hollywood celebrities combined.

01:05:13Just because you jumped in the sack with him doesn't mean the rest of us won't touch him.

01:05:18How did you get the pictures, Henry?

01:05:20Oh, you mean the ones you tried to delete of your drug addict boyfriend?

01:05:26You ever heard of a little thing called the cloud, Michaela?

01:05:29You should check it out.

01:05:33Just when you think something's been deleted, voila.

01:05:37Saved on the server.

01:05:40Oh, my God.

01:05:41Yeah, good thing Stephen had his wits about him to keep the company first.

01:05:47Oh, and by the way, you're fired.

01:05:50In case that wasn't obvious, get out.

01:06:00Oh, my God.

01:06:02Yeah, good thing Stephen had his wits about him to keep the company first.

01:06:06Oh, and by the way, you're fired.

01:06:09In case that wasn't obvious, get out.

01:06:19You know, I don't know why I never learn.

01:06:27I should know better than to go along with your stupid, impulsive decisions.

01:06:34What do you mean?

01:06:36Brody, I asked you to fix your ass.

01:06:39Image, so that you can book the roles you deserve.

01:06:42And what do you do?

01:06:43What do you do?

01:06:45You go out, and you find some rando to date,

01:06:49who just happens to be a pack.

01:06:52But by some miracle, somehow you make America fall in love with the two of you.

01:06:58And I think to myself, okay, okay, Mark, this is good.

01:07:01Yeah, Brody has done something right for once in his life.

01:07:06Oh, nope.

01:07:08You immediately lapse back into your old ways,

01:07:12and you piss off a pap who has published everything about you in those tabloids.

01:07:16Where is this all coming from, Mark?

01:07:20It's bad enough that you look like some asshole who broke this poor woman's heart.

01:07:26And now the whole world thinks you are a drunk addict.

01:07:30What the fuck?

01:07:34Yeah.

01:07:34She told me she deleted these.

01:07:36Well, genius, didn't anyone ever tell you not to test a pap?

01:07:41The kid and these fellas are a fucking goldmine to them.

01:07:46She didn't delete them because she was saving them for when you would inevitably break her heart.

01:07:51Oh, my gosh, Brody!

01:07:54Oh, Brody, how could you be so fucking stupid?

01:07:59How could she do this to me?

01:08:02Hell hath no fury like a woman's scorn.

01:08:05If you keep playing with fire, Brody, you will eventually get burned.

01:08:09And now, no one wants to touch you with a ten-foot pole.

01:08:12No one wants to be around you because they are worried

01:08:16about what your fake ex-girlfriend might print about them.

01:08:19You fucked up, Brody.

01:08:23You fucked up big time.

01:08:30You fucked up, Brody.

01:08:33You fucked up big time.

01:08:35I'll fix this.

01:08:50No, no!

01:08:50No, you won't.

01:08:51I don't want you to try and stop this thing because it always ends in disaster.

01:08:56Brody.

01:08:57I am in charge now.

01:09:02What's that supposed to mean?

01:09:04Well, for once, we need to tell the truth.

01:09:08We need to out your mom.

01:09:10No.

01:09:11No way.

01:09:12There is no other way to possibly spin this in your favor to help your career.

01:09:16Believe me, I have tried every possible angle.

01:09:19We have got to tell the truth.

01:09:20No, I'm not doing this.

01:09:21No, yes, you are.

01:09:22Yes, you are because I said so.

01:09:23This is the only way to save your career.

01:09:25The hell with my career.

01:09:26This is my life.

01:09:27Yeah, and you were paying me to manage it and make you look good.

01:09:31That makes this decision easy.

01:09:32What?

01:09:33I'm sorry, Brody.

01:09:34What decision?

01:09:35You're fired.

01:09:51You're fired.

01:09:51Could this bake it any worse?

01:10:20You know what I can.

01:10:21Are you really that bitter and spiteful that you had to go into something like this?

01:10:32This all may be some little fun game to you, but this is real people's lives you're messing with.

01:10:37Brody, it wasn't me.

01:10:38It was my boss.

01:10:39I...

01:10:40Oh, really?

01:10:41And you expect me to believe you?

01:10:42Like you believe me?

01:10:43With Anastasia?

01:10:44Yeah, that's right.

01:10:46And you lied to my face.

01:10:48Bullshit.

01:10:49You didn't look at pictures.

01:10:50You are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum out there looking to make a buck out of celebrities.

01:10:58Do you think we are so bad?

01:11:00Go look in the fucking mirror.

01:11:01You are just like every other opportunistic paparazzi scum out there looking to make a buck out of celebrities.

01:11:21Do you think we are so bad?

01:11:23Go look in the fucking mirror.

01:11:25McKayla, it's been a week.

01:11:40When are you going to get out of the house and out of those dingy pajamas?

01:11:45Never.

01:11:45My life is a disaster.

01:11:49Rent is due.

01:11:50I have no job.

01:11:52And Brody thinks that I leaked that article about him.

01:11:55Brody's a dog.

01:11:57Who cares what he thinks?

01:11:59I do.

01:12:07Well, maybe things are turning out.

01:12:10Orlando Winfell is coming here.

01:12:12Oh, my God.

01:12:16That's my apartment.

01:12:17I know.

01:12:17I can't see her looking like this.

01:12:19Yeah.

01:12:26Okay.

01:12:35Orlando.

01:12:37What are you doing here?

01:12:38Oh, I just happened to be in the neighborhood.

01:12:42Wait.

01:12:43Sit, sit, please.

01:12:45Okay.

01:12:48So, I read the article you wrote about me.

01:12:52You did?

01:12:53Yes.

01:12:54Yes, I did.

01:12:57What if I told you I was starting a new magazine and I watched you as my lead journalist?

01:13:02I would say, excellent.

01:13:05We'll start right away.

01:13:08That would be a dream come true.

01:13:11Michaela, you're a talented journalist.

01:13:13This, you've proven.

01:13:16That was a perfect saying for your first story.

01:13:18That was a perfect thing.

01:13:20You're a talented journalist.

01:13:21That was a perfect thing.

01:13:22That was a perfect thing.

01:13:23That was a perfect thing.

01:13:24That was a perfect thing.

01:13:25That was a perfect thing.

01:13:26That was a perfect thing.

01:13:27That was a perfect thing.

01:13:28That was a perfect thing.

01:13:29That was a perfect thing.

01:13:30That was a perfect thing.

01:13:31That was a perfect thing.

01:13:32That was a perfect thing.

01:14:33What are you doing here?

01:14:35We don't have a session today.

01:14:38Can't the guy just come see his mom?

01:14:41I suppose so.

01:14:43How are you doing with everything?

01:14:45Honestly, I'm not great, but you know me.

01:14:59I just keep trucking on.

01:15:07Let's go.

01:15:08Fruity, you don't have to keep my addiction a secret, especially if it's hurting your career.

01:15:24You're just getting better, Mom.

01:15:27The last thing we need is paparazzi harassing you and you relapse.

01:15:33Your dad would be so proud of you.

01:15:38So considerate.

01:15:39You and your celebrity gossip.

01:15:51Wow.

01:15:52It's the only way I can keep tabs on my boy.

01:15:54How else would I have found out about you and Michaela?

01:15:58Oh, wow.

01:16:05What is it?

01:16:06We need to see this.

01:16:07Oh, wow.

01:16:22What is it?

01:16:23We need to see this.

01:16:24Thanks for meeting me here.

01:16:51Behind the flashing lights.

01:16:52The truth about Broderick Weston.

01:16:55The misunderstood vulnerability of Hollywood's biggest star.

01:17:08You're the only person I've ever been vulnerable with.

01:17:12Besides my mom.

01:17:16That's why I was going to the rehab center.

01:17:19To see her.

01:17:20Why wouldn't you just tell me that?

01:17:26It's hard to talk about.

01:17:29My mom being an addict.

01:17:31Especially when I'm trying to protect her from the world.

01:17:33I'm sorry.

01:17:41I didn't believe you.

01:17:45I'm even more sorry for the things that I said.

01:17:51It's worth anything.

01:17:54I'm sorry, too.

01:17:55Celebrity relationships can be so messy.

01:18:06Oh.

01:18:08I know.

01:18:09I know.

01:18:19Okay, only these last few weeks have changed my life.

01:18:26I don't want to be just a headline with you.

01:18:28I'm in love with you.

01:18:41Where's the paths?

01:18:47Where are the paths?

01:18:48Where's the paths?

01:19:07Way to go.

01:19:07I know.

01:19:08I know.

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