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00:00Um, well, this isn't weird. What do you want?
00:03What is this?
00:04What do you mean, what is this?
00:06This is a piece of fake jewellery that you gifted to me on Valentine's Day.
00:15I can't even believe you.
00:20Sorry.
00:21This is literally metal from the bottom of the scrapyard.
00:26I went to the pawn shop the other day, literally yesterday.
00:30I drove about 50 miles just to get a bit of cash because I need to pay my rent.
00:36How can I go inside and the store owner is telling me that you can't even pawn this?
00:41Why?
00:43Because it's fake. F-A-K-E.
00:48Okay. But hold on a minute, yeah? Like, we've broken up. Like, why does it even matter?
00:54Yeah, well, I mean, I can still use your money.
00:57I can still use your gifts that you bought me since it literally doesn't mean anything to me anymore since you decided to break up with me.
01:03Okay, okay, that's fine. But, like, why are you here?
01:07Because I want to give this back to you.
01:10This piece of trash that you must have thought equated to our relationship.
01:14Because this is a piece of...
01:17Let me hold my mouth right here because I'm going back to the trash.
01:20Okay, but hold on a minute. Like, we've broken up, okay, yeah?
01:23Like, we're not together anymore.
01:26So, like, whatever I've got you in the past is all in the past, okay, yeah?
01:29Like, it has nothing to do with me.
01:31I can't believe you thought that I was this fake, that I deserve this with your cheap...
01:39No, no, no. It's not about what you deserve.
01:41I thought that it looked nice, okay, yeah?
01:43I never said to you that it was real diamonds or anything like that, okay, yeah?
01:47I thought it looked nice, yeah?
01:49Like, granted, okay, yeah?
01:50It may just be metal.
01:52I think it's silver or something.
01:53I don't know, okay, yeah?
01:54Yeah, it's still...
01:56I think it still cost me £100.
01:58I can't remember.
01:59Like, it was a long time ago.
02:01That's an L on you.
02:02I couldn't even get £10 for this piece of shit.
02:06Okay.
02:06Listen.
02:08Okay, that's fine, yeah.
02:09But, like, what I'm saying is, yeah, like, you need to be a bit more grateful.
02:13This is just rude.
02:15I'm so disappointed in you.
02:16Yeah, but, like, we've broken up.
02:18We've broken up.
02:19I don't care whether we've broken up or not.
02:21I still wanted to get a bit of cash.
02:23Like, I really need the money, and what?
02:26So I thought that was...
02:26Okay, but that has nothing to do with me now.
02:28That has nothing to do with me.
02:30This is literally my most prized possession.
02:33Okay, but it has nothing to do with me.
02:37What is wrong with you?
02:39Excuse me, mate, yeah?
02:40This is my ex-girlfriend here, yeah?
02:41She's complaining because...
02:43Because I got her a fake bracelet.
02:47No.
02:48Oh, a piece of trash lives here.
02:49Just leave it on the floor.
02:50No, but hold a minute.
02:51No, no, no, no.
02:51But I got it for you, yeah?
02:52Now you're complaining about it.
02:54On this piece of crap.
02:56And he's saying that you bought it for, like, £100.
03:00Can you imagine?
03:01Even he's laughing at you.
03:03Well, no, he's laughing at you.
03:05He's laughing at you.
03:06Yeah, he's laughing at me because I'm a bloody clown for putting this on me.
03:11We've broken up.
03:13I don't care.
03:14It doesn't matter.
03:16I just can't believe that you would do this to me.
03:18I have all this to my best friend's wedding.
03:21Fake.
03:21I don't care.
03:22I don't care.
03:22I don't care.
03:22I don't care.
03:23I don't care.
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