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00:00:00The End
00:00:30You're dead, bitch!
00:00:49What the hell are you looking at?
00:01:02Fuckin' hell.
00:01:17Looks like you are shit outta luck, beautiful.
00:01:32Now I'm gonna give you your C-section.
00:01:35You son of a bitch!
00:01:38Eat your vegetables.
00:01:44He's in here!
00:01:47Come on!
00:01:51There she is!
00:01:56Get outta here!
00:01:59Get outta here!
00:02:06What the fuck is that?
00:02:08What the hell are you looking at?
00:02:14Get outta here!
00:02:18Get outta here!
00:02:34Get outta here!
00:02:38Come on, push! Push!
00:03:00My hands!
00:03:03You know what I hate?
00:03:05No!
00:03:06I hate these 40-year-old jackholes wearing ponytails.
00:03:11That ponytail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.
00:03:16Okay, it's coming.
00:03:18Come on, give me one big push!
00:03:31What the fuck?
00:03:36I'll bleed! I'll bleed now!
00:03:42Quit squarming and ruining my shot!
00:03:48What a piece of crap.
00:03:53We're out of here.
00:03:54Sorry about the messy delivery, Mom.
00:04:10Bring me quiet.
00:04:12Give Junior something to drink.
00:04:13Ah!
00:04:20Ah!
00:04:28Bravo, Mr. Hero. Bravo.
00:04:34Ah, bravo, Mr. Hero, bravo.
00:04:39Why are you trying to kill this woman?
00:04:42Something funny.
00:04:44I was just remembering a limerick.
00:04:47There once was a woman who was quite begat.
00:04:50She had three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat.
00:04:53She said it was fun in the breeding,
00:04:55but found it was hell in the feeding
00:04:57when she saw there was no tit for tat.
00:05:00You have caused me no end of trouble,
00:05:03but now I shall return the favor.
00:05:06Ten for tat, right?
00:05:09Ah, see, that's the latest thing.
00:05:12The gun will only fire when it recognizes the thumbprint of the owner.
00:05:15That makes firearms safer, and it cuts down the crime, too.
00:05:18What the? Get him!
00:05:31Who are you?
00:05:33Lady, what's your name?
00:05:35Cannot?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37Ah!
00:05:38Ah!
00:05:39Ah!
00:05:40Hell!
00:05:41Ah!
00:05:42Ah...
00:05:44Ah!
00:05:45Ah!
00:05:46Ah!
00:05:47Ah!
00:05:48Ah!
00:05:49Oh!
00:05:52Ah!
00:05:53Ah!
00:05:54Ah!
00:05:56Oh, my God.
00:06:26Nice knockers.
00:06:44God damn it!
00:06:56Fuck you, you fucking fuckers.
00:07:26Tid for tat, Mr. Hero, tit for tat.
00:07:45I was going back for a bottle.
00:07:47No, I got it.
00:07:49See, I'm not the head.
00:07:50Hacho sits on his hands, warming them with his own exhaust while everybody else does the work.
00:07:55Every second counts, right?
00:08:01Now, how the heck did this happen, huh?
00:08:09Everything was going smooth at the safe house.
00:08:11When the woman draws a gun.
00:08:12I mean, who expects a pregnant lady to pull a piece on you, huh?
00:08:15And who was this man who was with her?
00:08:18I don't know.
00:08:19After the woman escaped, we tracked her here.
00:08:21This guy, he was hanging around at the bus stop.
00:08:24I mean, we decided that we'd deal with him later, but we go after the woman.
00:08:27He gets in on the action, huh?
00:08:29He took a gun.
00:08:30He started shooting at us.
00:08:31And that's...
00:08:32That's when you...
00:08:33You arrived.
00:08:34Okay.
00:08:35Take it easy.
00:08:36Sit down.
00:08:37Ah!
00:08:38Oh, you all right?
00:08:39Nothing.
00:08:40Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue?
00:08:46Well, well, well.
00:08:47This is a fine ass, huh?
00:08:50I won't make this mistake again.
00:08:52All right.
00:08:53Well, I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder.
00:08:55Well, I can appreciate that.
00:08:58Ah!
00:08:59My ass!
00:09:01Ah!
00:09:02And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.
00:09:05I said to take her two hours and everything.
00:09:08Well, well, it would be bad.
00:09:26Let's go.
00:09:56Let's go.
00:10:26Don't make me kill you to get the baby.
00:10:54Let's go.
00:11:24Back off.
00:11:50Let's go.
00:12:20Sweetie, this deal is almost done.
00:12:45Look, I've already booked my flight home.
00:12:49Okay?
00:12:51Okay.
00:12:53I love you too.
00:12:55Yeah.
00:12:55Bye-bye.
00:12:56You know why a gun is better than a wife?
00:13:04Don't know.
00:13:05You can put a silencer on a gun.
00:13:07Sir, we spotted the target at third and Jefferson heading toward the park.
00:13:18Turn us around.
00:13:19You can come down.
00:13:26You can do it.
00:13:28You can do it.
00:13:29Come on.
00:13:31Hey.
00:13:31Hey.
00:13:31You.
00:13:32You.
00:13:32Don't worry, kid. Someone good will find you.
00:14:02Oh, my God, look at this. Someone left a baby.
00:14:12Oops.
00:14:32Fuck me sideways.
00:15:02Welcome back, Mr. Smith.
00:15:19Where's Quintana?
00:15:21Wait, Smith. Mistress Dawn is with the customer.
00:15:24Wait, you can't go up there.
00:15:25Oh, yeah, baby.
00:15:27Smith.
00:15:27You like that, huh?
00:15:28Besides, I thought Mistress Mary was more your type.
00:15:31You can't go up there.
00:15:32I've got a bad boy, I'm not so right with me.
00:15:42Come here.
00:15:43I can't keep playing, but when he needs money, money makes the world go round, money, money'll make you change your sound, if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right, if the price ain't right.
00:16:09Sorry, pal.
00:16:12Sorry, pal. Bar's closed.
00:16:14Hmm?
00:16:23Wait your turn, Smith. There's plenty to go around.
00:16:27Not for me, thanks. I'm lactose intolerant.
00:16:29Just send me what you want, Smith.
00:16:32Oh, kinky.
00:16:33I want you to take care of this baby for a while. Five grand. That should keep you off your back for a couple of weeks.
00:16:51Are you clean?
00:16:57You know I'm a good girl scout.
00:16:58So you'll do it.
00:17:00Waffanculo.
00:17:01Screw yourself, Smith.
00:17:03For all I know, you snatched the kid.
00:17:05I don't want to be an accessory for kidnapping.
00:17:07I didn't steal the kid, trust me.
00:17:09Trust you?
00:17:10I don't even know your real name.
00:17:14Who are you, really, Smith?
00:17:16I'm a British nanny, and I'm dangerous.
00:17:30Just keep the baby for one day, and you can keep the whole roll.
00:17:40Forget it, Dad.
00:17:52Fine.
00:17:56Ciao.
00:18:10I don't want to be a good girl.
00:18:40Rest in mood.
00:18:58Let's go.
00:19:00This lady's baby needs to be fed.
00:19:03Find me every wet nurse, lactating hooker, and mammary on top in the city.
00:19:10I already told you, Smith, you're not welcome in the land of milk and honey.
00:19:17I need a little cream for my coffee and some answers.
00:19:24I'm sorry.
00:19:28Scram, fellas.
00:19:31Give me a moment alone here with Café La Momma.
00:19:37Relax.
00:19:38Relax.
00:19:40There was a man here with a baby not too long ago.
00:19:54Yes, a real jerk.
00:19:57He wanted me to take care of the kid.
00:19:59And what is this man's name?
00:20:05Smith.
00:20:07Mr. Smith.
00:20:08How the hell do I know his real name?
00:20:16He saw me a couple of times when I was pulling straight tricks.
00:20:20He always used the same name.
00:20:22Smith.
00:20:24I don't believe you.
00:20:25I think you'll know more about this man.
00:20:32I think you'll know more about this man.
00:20:34He was a lousy tipper.
00:20:38It gets harder the more times it's fired.
00:20:45If I had anything on him, I'd tell you.
00:20:52Then it gets a lot more painful.
00:21:01The closer I get.
00:21:02The closer I get.
00:21:08What's up, Doc?
00:21:10Oh, you're a waskily rabbit.
00:21:14But you're not waskily enough.
00:21:19Yeah?
00:21:20That's a sick shooter.
00:21:22I just counted six shots.
00:21:25You've blown your load.
00:21:28Oh, well, what about you?
00:21:36Your nine millimeter is empty, too.
00:21:40Yeah, you fired eight on the rooftop, one in the men's room.
00:21:44And your second cartridge was expended at the playground.
00:21:46And you won't be getting it up with that gun you took off my man.
00:21:49Oh.
00:21:50But you see, like my weapon, it also has the thumbprint safety device.
00:21:55Oh, really?
00:21:58I don't want to bet.
00:22:19Nothing like a good hand job.
00:22:28I can't believe it.
00:22:29But it's possible that every time I see you, there's a problem.
00:22:31But in your accident, I find you for your fault.
00:22:32You tell me?
00:22:33I don't understand the word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying
00:22:34and I refuse to apologize.
00:22:35Damn you, Smith.
00:22:36I could have been snuffed back there.
00:22:37Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:22:38Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:22:39You're a bad girl.
00:22:40You deserve to be punished.
00:22:41Which car do you want?
00:22:42What?
00:22:43I'm tired of walking.
00:22:44Look at this.
00:22:45You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:22:46I give up.
00:22:47You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:22:48I give up.
00:22:49With a car that pricks are on the inside.
00:22:50I've been snuffed back there.
00:22:51I've been snuffed back there.
00:22:52Hey, you should be thanking me for saving your sweet back door.
00:22:53Why did you wait so goddamn long?
00:22:54You're a bad girl.
00:22:55You deserve to be punished.
00:22:56Which car do you want?
00:22:57What?
00:22:58I'm tired of walking.
00:22:59Look at this.
00:23:00You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
00:23:13I give up.
00:23:14With a car that pricks are on the inside.
00:23:19Tell me about it.
00:23:30Hello, honey.
00:23:42Oh, good, good.
00:23:43I'm glad you like the flower.
00:23:46Listen, sweetie.
00:23:48I've run into a small hitch.
00:23:51I think I'm going to have to be out here for a while longer.
00:23:55But don't worry.
00:23:57I will be back in time for Timmy's birthday party.
00:24:00I swear to you.
00:24:01Hugs and kisses.
00:24:03Bye-bye.
00:24:06So what was I supposed to do?
00:24:08These guys were stalking this pregnant lady.
00:24:10I couldn't just stand there.
00:24:14Did you see that?
00:24:15I fucking hate that.
00:24:16What?
00:24:17This guy changing lanes without signalling.
00:24:19I mean, how hard is it to use your signal?
00:24:24So you started shooting at them?
00:24:26No.
00:24:27I don't carry a piece.
00:24:28I went to the woman.
00:24:29She had a gun.
00:24:30They started firing.
00:24:31I shot back.
00:24:32He's done it again.
00:24:35I moved my finger one inch to use my turn signal.
00:24:38Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely?
00:24:45You want to know why?
00:24:46Not particularly.
00:24:47Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money.
00:24:50So when they get on the road they can't out themselves.
00:24:52They've got to be callous and inconsiderate drivers too.
00:24:55It's in their nature.
00:24:56Why don't you take the baby to the police?
00:24:58I can't go to the police.
00:24:59Why not?
00:25:00I'm the Unibomber.
00:25:01They caught the Unibomber.
00:25:03That's what they think.
00:25:05Stupid.
00:25:06Right.
00:25:07That's it.
00:25:20You are the angriest man in the world.
00:25:23If I don't remember right, you used to like it like that.
00:25:29Well how many freelancers have you got?
00:25:32How many local boys?
00:25:35I need men, you understand?
00:25:38I need a lot more men.
00:25:58I want four mags.
00:25:59A box of 9mm 147 hollow points.
00:26:02And give me 50 FMJs.
00:26:12You're a little short.
00:26:13You lied.
00:26:14You said you had $5,000.
00:26:17How about we make up the difference with food stamps?
00:26:20You want to buy bullets with food stamps?
00:26:22It's as good as cash.
00:26:23You're pathetic, Smith.
00:26:25We'll wait for you outside.
00:26:27Look, why don't I sign over this check I got as a blood bank to you for more than covering?
00:26:32Throw in that check you got from the sperm bank and got yourself a deal.
00:26:36I don't get that check till Wednesday.
00:26:39Listen, why don't you take a half a box of shells and I'll give you the other half when you bring me the rest of the money on Wednesday.
00:26:44Deal.
00:26:45Game掌MIES
00:26:46Game掌MIES
00:26:47ilves
00:26:48Ilves
00:26:49Ilves
00:26:53GIS
00:26:54il
00:27:15What are you doing?
00:27:16Making some money.
00:27:17Making some money?
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19To buy something for the baby.
00:27:21Something for the baby?
00:27:27A bulletproof vest is a better investment than a crib.
00:27:31Makes me think what you do to get him in the right school.
00:27:37So this is it.
00:27:39It's not the Ritz, but it's home.
00:27:43Same old Smith.
00:27:45Down and dirty.
00:27:46Glad you like it.
00:27:57Say hello to Mickey.
00:28:07Maybe I should take the baby to the police.
00:28:09No, you'd never make it.
00:28:11They'll be watching all the precincts.
00:28:13Probably got some of the boys in blue on Paola too.
00:28:29I've rounded up 50 guys.
00:28:31Well, I guess that's just going to have to do, huh?
00:28:42Stop the car.
00:28:43He was here.
00:28:44Come on.
00:28:45What makes you think he was here?
00:28:46Trust me.
00:28:47I know what people do and I know what people think.
00:28:49I always have.
00:28:50Even as a kid, I had this gift.
00:28:52You should have seen the playground herd I laid down playing rock, paper, scissors, buddy.
00:28:56Now stop the car.
00:29:00Who do you think wants this baby dead?
00:29:02I have no idea who's trying to kill it.
00:29:04Don't call him an it.
00:29:06It's an it to me.
00:29:12Tell me, Smith.
00:29:13Is there anything you like?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16My privacy.
00:29:22Tell me something I don't know per una volta, brutto figlio di puttana bastardo.
00:29:26I love it when you talk like that.
00:29:30Can I offer you anything?
00:29:33Carrot?
00:29:36It's good for your eyesight.
00:29:43Of all the squats in the city, how does he know Smith's in this one?
00:29:46Another lucky guess?
00:29:48Nah.
00:29:49He doesn't guess.
00:29:50He sees things we don't.
00:29:51He was once an FBI profiler.
00:29:54Forensic behavior consultant.
00:29:57My God.
00:29:59How many times do I have to tell you guys details?
00:30:04Make all the difference in this business.
00:30:07Hey, but...
00:30:09Don't you think you should hang back, sir?
00:30:12The leader who stays in the rear takes it in the rear.
00:30:19Besides...
00:30:23Violence is one of the most fun things to watch.
00:30:28Shh, shh.
00:30:29No, no, no, baby, no.
00:30:31We could call him Oliver.
00:30:32Oliver?
00:30:33Yeah.
00:30:34Like Oliver Twist.
00:30:36Because he's a Norfolk?
00:30:37Because I like the book.
00:30:38You like the book?
00:30:39I didn't hate it.
00:30:41That's a first.
00:30:47Which bird they could, do you think I should go with here?
00:30:49Uh...
00:30:51Cute and cuddly?
00:30:53Or the one that says,
00:30:54You're becoming a man now, son.
00:30:57Yeah.
00:31:00So, Mr. Hurts.
00:31:01Mm-hmm.
00:31:02How old is your son?
00:31:03He's eight.
00:31:05That it had to be large and powerful...
00:31:08Can you believe it?
00:31:09There's nothing on the TV about any of this.
00:31:11A better place.
00:31:12Roadside bomb wounded.
00:31:17We have it in our...
00:31:21Hey.
00:31:22Did you notice that?
00:31:23No, this works.
00:31:25Look.
00:31:27Lame-ass politician rants about gun control.
00:31:30He cries.
00:31:32So tonight...
00:31:33Switch to this channel with this heavy metal music.
00:31:36He shuts up.
00:31:39That's so weird.
00:31:44You must find it comforting.
00:31:47Sir.
00:31:48Yeah?
00:31:49Men are in place on the roof.
00:31:50That's good.
00:31:52Anybody know what a Jimmy Cagney love scene is?
00:31:55Hmm?
00:31:56It's where Cagney lets the good guy live.
00:31:58And if that happens in this show...
00:32:06I'm gonna do a lot more than ask for my money back.
00:32:10Alright?
00:32:12Let's kill this mother.
00:32:13Go.
00:32:17It doesn't surprise me that Oliver's into death metal.
00:32:21Look at his surrogate parents.
00:32:23No.
00:32:24I'm telling you.
00:32:25This means...
00:32:27Go! Backward!
00:32:31Fuck!
00:32:56It's going under the floor.
00:32:57It's all a game to me.
00:33:06Seven or eleven.
00:33:08Snake, that's what you do.
00:33:13Double up a fight.
00:33:15Snake as fuck.
00:33:16The evil of the blades.
00:33:18The evil of the blades.
00:33:19The evil of the stones.
00:33:22Ah!
00:33:26Black!
00:33:27The evil of the blades.
00:33:28It's a evil of my blade.
00:33:29Aaaaaah!
00:33:30Please cover your body.
00:33:31I will think of your body as you can.
00:33:32The evil of the blades.
00:33:49No.
00:33:51No.
00:33:52Oh my god!
00:33:57Oh my god!
00:33:59Oh my god!
00:34:01Oh my god!
00:34:03Oh my god!
00:34:05Oh my god!
00:34:07Oh my god!
00:34:10I know you've got to see me!
00:34:13I'll leave the dead!
00:34:15Oh my god!
00:34:22Oh my god!
00:34:25Oh my god!
00:34:27Oh my god!
00:34:29The only thing is to know it's never the ace!
00:34:34The ace is my end!
00:34:37Oh my god!
00:34:39Oh my god!
00:34:41Oh my god!
00:34:43Oh my god!
00:34:45Oh my god!
00:34:48Oh my god!
00:34:55Oh my god!
00:34:57Oh my god!
00:34:58Do we really suck?
00:34:59Or is this guy really that good?
00:35:01Come on boys!
00:35:03He ain't out of the briar pets yet!
00:35:18Oh my god!
00:35:24Shoot the dog!
00:35:25Shoot the dog!
00:35:26No!
00:35:28Why not?
00:35:29I like dogs!
00:35:48Oh my god!
00:35:49Oh my god!
00:35:50Wait a minute!
00:35:52Oh...
00:35:53Oh that rat bastard!
00:35:58Oh my god!
00:36:03What is it?
00:36:04It's a baby's diaper.
00:36:06Oh my god!
00:36:07Oh my god!
00:36:08What is it?
00:36:09It's a baby's diaper.
00:36:10What is it?
00:36:14It's a baby's diaper.
00:36:17Not a bit of its diaper.
00:36:23This idea blows, Smith.
00:36:25It's the only idea we've got.
00:36:27You actually think that Oliver's mother lived near a heavy metal club
00:36:32and that he could hear the music while he was still inside the womb?
00:36:35Yep. That's why he doesn't cry when he's listening to some headbangers' bash.
00:36:39Ridiculous.
00:36:40Well, he isn't crying now.
00:36:42So this is the only club near where I encountered the baby's mother?
00:36:49I still say this is a wild hunch.
00:36:51Yeah? So how do you explain all these boxes of diapers?
00:36:54Somebody's not stuck enough.
00:36:56Let's find out who.
00:37:12Why I know?
00:37:13Why I know?
00:37:14Why I know?
00:37:15You're the owner of this place.
00:37:16Who's asking?
00:37:17I am.
00:37:22Can I buy you a drink?
00:37:23No.
00:37:25Ooh.
00:37:26No.
00:37:27No.
00:37:28Just as I suspected.
00:37:30You're really into jewelry.
00:37:34He occupies the room upstairs.
00:37:36Go to hell.
00:37:38Don't mess with me.
00:37:39You ain't got the cojones.
00:37:47So who are these guys?
00:37:49I rented the place to some suit 11 months ago.
00:37:53He paid the whole year in cash.
00:37:55I never saw him again.
00:37:57I just figured they would use the back way.
00:38:05Read it.
00:38:09Oh, madonna.
00:38:25Che orrore.
00:38:27This is pretty fucked up.
00:38:39Sir, it's your go-to guy.
00:38:41All the mothers have been killed.
00:38:43Only one escaped temporarily.
00:38:45We found her body and confirmed that she did deliver a child.
00:38:49The babies were supposed to be delivered covertly.
00:38:51I guess setting up this maternity factory on top of a heavy metal club wasn't particularly secret.
00:38:53What a fine lot of babysitters we turned out to be.
00:38:55When Mr. Go-To Guy passes, head to the left.
00:38:57Yes, sir. I already made the call.
00:38:59I'm sorry.
00:39:00I'm sorry.
00:39:01I'm sorry.
00:39:02I'm sorry.
00:39:03I'm sorry.
00:39:04I'm sorry.
00:39:05I'm sorry.
00:39:06I'm sorry.
00:39:07I'm sorry.
00:39:08I'm sorry.
00:39:09We'll clean this mess up and try to piece together everything that happened.
00:39:10Thank you, sir.
00:39:11I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:12Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:13Thank you, sir.
00:39:14Thank you, sir.
00:39:15I appreciate your confidence.
00:39:16Gentlemen.
00:39:17Let's find some answers.
00:39:35Watch where you step.
00:39:36Gentlemen, let's find some answers.
00:39:42Watch where you step.
00:39:45The ice cream is melting.
00:39:47What?
00:39:48I thought donor sperm was your department.
00:39:51These freezers are full of samples.
00:39:54This is weird.
00:39:57There seems to be only one donor.
00:39:59One donor?
00:40:00Yeah, and a generous one at that.
00:40:06This is bone marrow blood.
00:40:13It must be for some kind of cure.
00:40:17How do you know that, Smith?
00:40:19You didn't hear about my Nobel Prize.
00:40:28See, what it is, it's hard to find marrow that matches that of the recipient.
00:40:32The odds are much better if the donor marrow shares the same DNA
00:40:35with the person receiving it.
00:40:38You mean these people were harvesting babies for some guy's bone marrow transplant?
00:40:44Exactly.
00:40:45And somebody wanted to make sure he didn't get it.
00:40:47That's why they want Oliver dead.
00:40:49No, my baby, no.
00:41:17So I called that guy I know at NBC.
00:41:21That's good.
00:41:23And then I got to thinking.
00:41:25You know what I hate?
00:41:27Here we go again.
00:41:28I hate those lame action movies where the good guy calls just one person who ends up betraying him.
00:41:33Yeah, that's right up there with killing baby seals.
00:41:36I called ABC, CBS, the Post, the Times, the local news channel and the FBI.
00:41:45So, what do we do next?
00:41:47I figure we hang here and watch the news.
00:41:49Once the story goes public, maybe we'll be safe.
00:41:51Look, he finally went to sleep.
00:41:56Yeah, you just wait.
00:41:58The moment you close your eyes for a nap, he'll start screaming.
00:42:02You can't take a little pleasure in anything, can you?
00:42:05You just hate everything.
00:42:07I don't hate you.
00:42:09Is that why you picked me?
00:42:11You know why I picked you.
00:42:12You have no idea what you've done to me.
00:42:15We're going to get out of this, trust me.
00:42:18You just don't get it.
00:42:19What?
00:42:22You bring me this child so I can feed him, take care of him.
00:42:29A baby that could be dead at any moment.
00:42:32And you never even think to ask me what happened to my own child.
00:42:41You're right.
00:42:42Don't forget, Mama.
00:42:49No.
00:42:51It's my fault.
00:42:53It's like what my mama always said.
00:42:56The wolves don't have to dance with the stones.
00:43:00If I say I'm sorry, will you tell me what that means?
00:43:04Eggs have no business dancing with stones.
00:43:07You know, Smith, I figured out what you hate the most.
00:43:36What happened to your baby?
00:43:38What happened to your baby?
00:43:43Forget about it.
00:43:45Tell me.
00:43:46My baby.
00:43:46My baby hit me in the stomach.
00:43:52My baby was delivered stillborn.
00:43:59Get off of me!
00:44:01Hey, I like this, do you?
00:44:20It's called a gun.
00:44:26Grip, slide, breech, barrel, trigger.
00:44:33Now, this is the business end.
00:44:36You should never point this at anything you don't intend to kill.
00:44:41Now, this is important.
00:44:42This is called your safety.
00:44:44You have to keep this on to make sure the gun doesn't go off accidentally.
00:44:49But really, this is your number one safety.
00:44:59Are you hungry?
00:45:00I'm hungry.
00:45:01I'm hungry.
00:45:30I'm hungry.
00:45:31I'm hungry.
00:45:32I'm hungry.
00:45:33I'm hungry.
00:45:34I'm hungry.
00:45:35I'm hungry.
00:45:36I'm hungry.
00:45:37I'm hungry.
00:45:38I'm hungry.
00:45:39I'm hungry.
00:45:40I'm hungry.
00:45:41I'm hungry.
00:45:42I'm hungry.
00:45:43I'm hungry.
00:45:44I'm hungry.
00:45:45I'm hungry.
00:45:46I'm hungry.
00:45:47I'm hungry.
00:45:48I'm hungry.
00:45:49I'm hungry.
00:45:50I'm hungry.
00:45:51I'm hungry.
00:45:52I'm hungry.
00:45:53I'm hungry.
00:45:54I'm hungry.
00:45:55I'm hungry.
00:45:56I'm hungry.
00:45:57I'm hungry.
00:45:58Oh, my God.
00:46:28Oh, my God.
00:46:58Oh, my God.
00:47:02Talk about shooting your lug.
00:47:11Look at this.
00:47:13This is a Hamilton night tag.
00:47:15These aren't supposed to hit the streets for six months.
00:47:19This is weird.
00:47:20All these guys have got it.
00:47:29Don't even tell me.
00:47:30Do you know how many of our men he's bloody bagged now?
00:47:33Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like that?
00:47:37Doesn't it piss you off a little?
00:47:39Getting angry releases an enzyme,
00:47:41tryptophan hydroxylase,
00:47:43which can temporarily reduce the IQ.
00:47:45That's something I can't afford to do right now.
00:47:48How do you know all that?
00:47:49My boy's hooked on the Discovery Channel.
00:47:52Take me west side.
00:47:53I need to report in.
00:47:54I got a bead on who I'm Mr. Hero is.
00:48:01No more arguments.
00:48:02I have to do this alone,
00:48:03and the only way I can do it
00:48:04is if I'm positive you two are okay.
00:48:06This is the only place I know you'll be safe.
00:48:11A tank?
00:48:12An M24 tank.
00:48:14You'll be safe from gunfire and most explosives.
00:48:17You're whacked.
00:48:18I am.
00:48:19I'm also serious.
00:48:21But nobody's allowed to get in it.
00:48:23Don't worry.
00:48:24When I create a diversion,
00:48:26you climb inside.
00:48:27You should have enough of that baby food
00:48:29to last your couple of days.
00:48:31The, uh,
00:48:32pureed carrots are the best.
00:48:34Now you know how to use those, right?
00:48:36Yes, but
00:48:39what if you don't come back?
00:48:41That's not gonna happen.
00:48:42There is no way to be sure.
00:48:46Yes, there is.
00:49:02I'm a star.
00:49:04My star.
00:49:06Stop whining.
00:49:11If you don't behave,
00:49:12I am going to spank you.
00:49:13Stop whining.
00:49:16Stop it.
00:49:17I hate it when parents hit their children.
00:49:19Let go of my arm.
00:49:20Not until you stop hitting your kid.
00:49:22I will discipline my child as I see fit.
00:49:24How would you like it if I spanked you?
00:49:26What?
00:49:26Ow!
00:49:27Ow!
00:49:28See?
00:49:29Ow!
00:49:29Doesn't feel so good, does it?
00:49:31Ow!
00:49:31Ow!
00:49:32Ow!
00:49:32Ow!
00:49:33Ow!
00:49:33Ow!
00:49:34Ow!
00:49:34Ow!
00:49:35Ow!
00:49:35Ow!
00:49:36Ow!
00:49:36Ow!
00:49:37Ow!
00:49:37Ow!
00:49:38Ow!
00:49:38Ow!
00:49:39Ow!
00:49:39Ow!
00:49:40Ow!
00:49:40Ow!
00:49:41Ow!
00:49:41Ow!
00:49:42Ow!
00:49:42Ow!
00:49:43Ow!
00:49:43Ow!
00:49:44Ow!
00:49:44Ow!
00:49:45Ow!
00:49:45Ow!
00:49:46Ow!
00:49:46Ow!
00:49:47Ow!
00:49:47Ow!
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:48Ow!
00:49:49Ow!
00:49:49Ow!
00:49:50Ow!
00:49:51Ow!
00:49:52Ow!
00:49:53Ow!
00:49:54Ow!
00:49:55Ow!
00:49:56Ow!
00:49:57Ow!
00:49:58Ow!
00:49:59So what you got on this all-star ground-pounder?
00:50:02Well, anybody this good had to start out young.
00:50:05And it's usually because their pop was good at it, too.
00:50:08You know, like MacArthur's dad was a general.
00:50:10And Mickey Mantle's father played pro ball.
00:50:12My son is a video game whiz.
00:50:14And I wasn't too bad at pong myself.
00:50:16Just follow me, if you will, Mr. Hammerson.
00:50:20In 67, the Limeys got hard ass on gun control.
00:50:24So a lot of Brit gunsmiths moved to the States.
00:50:28Now, I've got an inside man at immigration working on which of these guys had sons.
00:50:33And if any of the boys were crack shots.
00:50:35I think the pucker factor's getting to you.
00:50:38You got diddly!
00:50:41Yes, Duchess, you're a good girl.
00:50:44Sit.
00:50:45Yes.
00:50:46Now's your treat.
00:50:47Now you get your treat.
00:50:48My man has been running the name down and he recalls one of these gunsmith kids, actually.
00:50:55National sports pistol champion at age 10.
00:50:58Olympic, hopeful, recruited by the army.
00:51:00But after that, the kid is never heard from again.
00:51:05Well, that sounds like black ops got him, trained him.
00:51:08This leads me to a theory.
00:51:10Theory?
00:51:11Theory is bull nookies.
00:51:13All you got is a man with no name.
00:51:17Riding into town on a pale horse dispensing his own brand of justice.
00:51:23Oh!
00:51:24Eh?
00:51:26Eh?
00:51:28Ah.
00:51:30Uh?
00:51:31Uh?
00:51:32Uh?
00:51:33Uh.
00:51:34Uh?
00:51:37Uh?
00:51:39Uh, uh...
00:51:40Eh?
00:51:41Uh, uh.
00:51:43Ah!
00:51:45Oh!
00:51:51Uh...
00:51:52Hurtz, you know why people in this country love guns?
00:51:59And it's got nothing to do with all that.
00:52:01Phallic mumbo-jumbo like cocking your gun.
00:52:05No, Hurtz, people love guns
00:52:07because America is a land of opportunity
00:52:11where a poor man can become rich.
00:52:15And a pussy can become a tough guy
00:52:18if he's got a gun in his hand.
00:52:23I'm hoping you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
00:52:28Oh, no, sir, no. No, I'm not.
00:52:30I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.
00:52:34Hm.
00:52:38I want you to give this guy and the kid a dirt nap.
00:52:44Yes, sir.
00:52:49Right away, sir.
00:52:50Shh.
00:52:53Amorimio.
00:52:55Shh.
00:52:56Don't worry.
00:52:57Daddy will be back soon.
00:53:00Okay.
00:53:01Hold it! Hold it!
00:53:19Well, well, well, Mr. Bunny,
00:53:25you just keep going, going, going, don't you?
00:53:28So do you.
00:53:29I promise to, uh,
00:53:31to spare your life if you tell me where the woman and child are.
00:53:33Forget it.
00:53:34Oh, boy.
00:53:47Hey, who trains you?
00:53:50Hmm?
00:53:51NSA black ops, CIA, the army?
00:53:55Well, whoever.
00:53:56It seems you haven't lost your aim, champ.
00:53:58You think that's good?
00:54:00You should see me spell my name in the snow.
00:54:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:54:04Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:54:05Hey, you know, my boss here thinks that you're the Lone Ranger or something.
00:54:09Well, I believe I have a better idea about who you are.
00:54:15I found out how your wife and son were killed.
00:54:19My God, what a tragedy.
00:54:21Some guy walks into a burger joint.
00:54:24He starts shooting up the place.
00:54:25Oh, my God, what a shame
00:54:27that your wife and son were there
00:54:29having their chicken nuggets.
00:54:39What's the matter?
00:54:40You don't like that story?
00:54:45Well, then why don't you tell me one?
00:54:46Hmm?
00:54:47Children's story, please.
00:54:49Oh, I know.
00:54:50Tell me my favorite, yeah.
00:54:52Tell me the one about the baby.
00:54:55Maybe later,
00:54:57when I put you to sleep.
00:55:03Go, girl!
00:55:25Go, girl!
00:55:33Go, girl!
00:55:33Go, girl!
00:55:34Go, girl!
00:55:35Go, girl!
00:55:35Go, girl!
00:55:36Go, girl!
00:55:36Go, girl!
00:55:37Go, girl!
00:55:37Go, girl!
00:55:38Go, girl!
00:55:38Go, girl!
00:55:39Go, girl!
00:55:39Go, girl!
00:55:40Go, girl!
00:55:40Go, girl!
00:55:41Go, girl!
00:55:41Go, girl!
00:55:42Go, girl!
00:55:42Go, girl!
00:55:43Go, girl!
00:55:43Go, girl!
00:55:44Go, girl!
00:55:44Go, girl!
00:55:45Go, girl!
00:55:45Go, girl!
00:55:46Go, girl!
00:55:47Go, girl!
00:55:48Go, girl!
00:55:49Go, girl!
00:55:50Go, girl!
00:55:51Go, girl!
00:55:52Go, girl!
00:55:53Go, girl!
00:55:54So what do you think of the Second Amendment now?
00:56:16Okay buddy, drop your weapon.
00:56:24Think we got him?
00:56:54God damn it, Smith!
00:57:01So I found out who's trying to kill our baby.
00:57:04Who?
00:57:05A man named Hammerson.
00:57:07Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
00:57:09He inherited the Hammer Firearms Corporation from his old man and makes millions manufacturing
00:57:13weapons.
00:57:14Does this give you any new ideas about who needs Oliver's bone marrow?
00:57:19No.
00:57:20It's okay, little Oliver.
00:57:21Shit.
00:57:22It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:27If he's elected president, he'll put Hammerson out of business.
00:57:34It makes sense, but how can you be sure?
00:57:36Mr. Gotoh guy called his men a fine love of babysitters.
00:57:40The Secret Service calls their agents who guard VIPs babysitters.
00:57:43It's him, Senator Rutledge.
00:57:45He's the guy that needs this baby.
00:57:47So we contact this man and then we're safe.
00:57:50It's over.
00:57:51Are you crazy?
00:57:52This means that we've got Hammerson and the whole of the US government after us.
00:57:55I think you two have got to get out of town.
00:57:58Until I get the answers, you'll never be safe.
00:58:00They'll be watching the trains, the bus stations, and the airports.
00:58:03So I think this is the safest way to get out of town.
00:58:06I'm gonna check all of this out and if everything's okay, I'll get you before you board the bus.
00:58:11But what if you don't get to us before we leave?
00:58:14Where should I get off?
00:58:16I think it's better if I don't know.
00:58:19What?
00:58:20Trust me.
00:58:22I can't know.
00:58:30Smith, do you really think this is gonna work?
00:58:33Just stick to the plan and everything will be alright.
00:58:38Run!
00:58:50Not even in the game.
00:58:51Find out.
00:58:52No.
00:58:53It'll be mine.
00:58:54No.
00:58:55It's just a lot of time to run one, so.
00:58:56Well, I don't like it.
00:58:57No.
00:58:58No.
00:59:00No.
00:59:01We're not going to win one limit.
00:59:02No.
00:59:03No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05No.
00:59:06No.
00:59:07No.
00:59:08No.
00:59:09No.
00:59:10No.
00:59:11No.
00:59:12No.
00:59:13No.
00:59:14AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:59:44Oh
01:00:14Oh
01:00:44So much for wearing your seatbelt
01:01:14What in the hell is that?
01:01:37Oh my god, that is twisted
01:01:40That sick son of a bitch
01:01:43Oh that sick son of a bitch suck at us again
01:01:46It's time to go
01:01:53Put me through to whoever's protecting Senator Rutledge
01:02:00Just tell him there's a man with a baby calling
01:02:08Hello, is this Smith?
01:02:09That was a nice job covering up your baby hatchery downtown
01:02:13Not a word about it anywhere
01:02:15Only you guys in Washington have that kind of pull
01:02:18I'm telling you, we're on the same side
01:02:20Now listen, we can do this the easy way
01:02:22Or the hard way
01:02:24I want to see the Senator
01:02:26All right
01:02:28He wants to see you too
01:02:30He's leaving for North Carolina the primaries
01:02:32In three days
01:02:34You can fly with him, runway seven
01:02:36Two hours
01:02:38If you see anything I don't like
01:02:40I'm blowing this big time
01:02:42What were you doing in there?
01:02:44Cleaning my gun
01:02:46Really?
01:02:48You know we were never really trying to kill you
01:02:50We only wanted to scare you into surrendering
01:02:52Well that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight
01:02:54In the latest polls, Senator Rutledge continues to be the Democratic frontrunner headed into the next week's season to the primary
01:03:04He leaves his rival by...
01:03:06I owe you my life
01:03:08I owe you my life
01:03:10I owe you my life
01:03:12I owe you my life
01:03:14I owe you my life
01:03:16I owe you my life
01:03:18I owe you my life
01:03:20I owe you my life
01:03:22I owe you my life
01:03:24I owe you my life
01:03:26So this is where you get to do all those hookers
01:03:28I heard about you
01:03:30You look worse than you do on TV
01:03:32Yes, it's amazing
01:03:34What a little makeup can do
01:03:36And a lot of morphine
01:03:40So
01:03:42You've pieced the whole thing together
01:03:44Very clever, Mr. Smith
01:03:46Very clever
01:03:48Simple
01:03:50You're the Democratic frontrunner for president
01:03:52And your sweeping gun control proposals
01:03:54Are pissing the wrong...
01:03:56People off
01:03:58Yes, well if they're pissed now
01:04:00Wait until I'm elected president
01:04:02We got so many goddamn gun lobbies out there
01:04:04That we're gonna have to set up just as many commissions
01:04:06Then maybe we'll get our bill passed in the first year
01:04:08Unfortunately
01:04:10You're sick and the gun Nazis found out
01:04:12They discovered your baby hatchery and boom
01:04:14Problem solved
01:04:16They kill you by killing the babies
01:04:18Correct
01:04:20So where's my savior?
01:04:22You know what I hate most?
01:04:28Liars
01:04:29What the hell are you doing?
01:04:30You've made a deal with Hammerson
01:04:31No, you're crazy
01:04:32Am I?
01:04:33When you got into bed with him
01:04:34You also let his dog up on the mattress
01:04:36Looking at those dog hairs on your trousers
01:04:37I'd say old duchess took a liking to you
01:04:39I don't know what you're talking about
01:04:41Save the life for when you're in office, Rutledge
01:04:43If he ever makes it there
01:04:44You know what else I hate?
01:04:46Hypocrites
01:04:47And you're the biggest one of all
01:04:49Do you blame him for selling out?
01:04:52His operation to find the baby
01:04:54Had been tits up from the get-go
01:04:56You see, Rutledge called us
01:04:58And he offered us a proposition
01:05:00That we had never dreamed was possible
01:05:02In exchange for his life
01:05:04The senator promised to protect our rights
01:05:06To go deer hunting with an Uzi
01:05:08Oh, come on, Smith, come on
01:05:10Guns don't kill people
01:05:12But they sure help
01:05:14Back up
01:05:15Back up
01:05:16Back up
01:05:17Back up or I'll kill him hopefully
01:05:19I had to do it
01:05:20I want to live
01:05:21I am meant to be president
01:05:23Yeah, well you got what it takes
01:05:24You put yourself before the people
01:05:26I can still do good
01:05:27In other areas
01:05:28How you gonna square it with the public?
01:05:30It is
01:05:31It is a constitutional right
01:05:32Back off
01:05:33Get back
01:05:34I've come around to their way of thinking
01:05:36Come around
01:05:37They had you at hello
01:05:38Let me give you a piece of advice
01:05:41Never trust the people who stand to profit
01:05:43Plain and simple
01:05:44They're the bad guys
01:05:45Come on, Smith, don't be a fool
01:05:47The game is over
01:05:48You rolled the dice
01:05:49You lost
01:06:15Let him go, Smith
01:06:20There's no escape
01:06:21Maybe not for me
01:06:22But there is for the woman and baby
01:06:24If I kill Rutledge
01:06:26No one will need to find them
01:06:28They'll be saved
01:06:30Your assassination, Rutledge
01:06:32Will create a public outrage
01:06:34And trigger immense support for your proposals
01:06:36The sympathy vote in the Congress
01:06:38Will give your anti-gun bills passage by a landslide
01:06:42Your legacy
01:06:44Will live on
01:06:46Don't do it
01:06:47Then do it
01:06:49Let me regain some honor
01:06:52This is my
01:06:53Son of a bitch
01:07:00Son of a bitch
01:07:01Son of a bitch
01:07:03He's our friends
01:07:04Son of a bitch
01:07:07Goddammit
01:07:08Goddammit
01:07:13It's them I know
01:07:16It's them I know
01:07:17It ought to be a fire
01:07:18It's them I know
01:07:19There ought to be a fire
01:07:20It's them I know
01:07:22It's them I know
01:07:25If they're gonna kill
01:07:26His enemies
01:07:27It's them I know
01:07:28It's them I know
01:07:29It's them I know
01:07:30You're not right!
01:07:34We got fighting!
01:07:37We got to get back!
01:07:40We got to get back!
01:07:43We got to get back!
01:07:50You got to get back!
01:07:54You got to get back!
01:07:56Come on!
01:07:59We got to get back!
01:08:00We got to get back!
01:08:02Who will it be?
01:08:04We got to get back!
01:08:05We got to get back!
01:08:07This is how I got to get back!
01:08:09We got to get back!
01:08:11You got it!
01:08:41You got it!
01:08:57You got it!
01:09:02Don't move, Mr. Hero.
01:09:22Can't talk right now, honey.
01:09:23I'm right in the middle of something.
01:09:25Bye-bye.
01:09:32Don't you worry, Duchess.
01:09:53This ain't gonna happen to you.
01:09:56Not for a few years, anyway.
01:09:59Well, well, well, well, well.
01:10:03Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb.
01:10:07Looks like you and I have finally traded places, huh, Sport?
01:10:12Yes, indeed.
01:10:15The circle of life.
01:10:18The circle jerk of life.
01:10:21Well, you have such a way with words.
01:10:24Well, I want you to tell me where the woman and the child are.
01:10:34Tell me or I will be forced to cause you considerable agony.
01:10:39Believe me.
01:10:40Nothing could be more painful than listening to you jamming on and on.
01:10:45Oh.
01:10:50Again, I ask.
01:10:52Where are the woman and child?
01:10:54Well, that's the last time you'll be doing that.
01:10:59No!
01:11:01Just tell me what I want to hear.
01:11:04It's your choice when the pain stops.
01:11:06Why are you doing this?
01:11:08It's over.
01:11:10Yes, shortly it will be.
01:11:14No, I really should thank you.
01:11:16I just got a bigger contract because of you.
01:11:19I mean, I wasn't just on Hammerson's payroll, you know.
01:11:24What are you babbling on about now?
01:11:26Do you really think the people that employ me were just going to bend over and take your
01:11:31little stunt killing the senator?
01:11:33There's no way that you can cover up this whole thing.
01:11:36No.
01:11:37Haven't you heard the news?
01:11:38Hmm?
01:11:39The senator's plane crashed into the East River.
01:11:41They haven't been able to find the body of Senator Rutledge.
01:11:44So you see, once I silence you and the woman, the cover-up will be complete.
01:11:48So once again, I ask you, where are the woman and child?
01:11:52You know how I'll break your finger?
01:11:55My boy told me this one, you'd punch me in the nose.
01:11:58I'd kick you in the ass.
01:12:00Very amusing.
01:12:02I give that one the old thumbs up!
01:12:08What if he didn't get to us before we leave?
01:12:10Oh, I know your whole story.
01:12:12That man who went on the shooting spree in the restaurant.
01:12:15He visited the little gun shop that you inherited from your dad.
01:12:19You sold him a pair of shotguns, killed your own wife and boy.
01:12:26I'm not telling you that goddamn thing.
01:12:31Where are you, Smith?
01:12:37Well, well, well, well.
01:12:39We're gonna need something a little more invasive.
01:12:58Invasive.
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:10Oh!
01:13:11Oh!
01:13:12Oh!
01:13:21My gun's just fucking great.
01:13:23Hold on a second.
01:13:24Oh!
01:13:49Yes!
01:13:51Hey, who's a hot shot now, huh?
01:14:21Oh, yes sirree Bob, it certainly has been a pleasure, but before we part ways, tell
01:14:50me one thing, I am dead on about who you are, right?
01:14:57Say that again?
01:14:58I said I am dead-
01:15:00Stop!
01:15:01That part of it you got right.
01:15:20It's the wife.
01:15:39Hey honey, she's leaving me.
01:15:49You know what I really hate?
01:16:00What I really hate is a pussy with a gun in his hand.
01:16:23What happened?
01:16:30What happened?
01:16:36What happened?
01:16:42Investigators discovered the body of Senator Rutledge today.
01:17:08The FBI stated an anonymous tip, the limit remains...
01:17:38Shh, don't worry little boy. Mama will be watching you while she's working.
01:17:45Oliver, that love...
01:18:00What took you so long?
01:18:06What took you so long?
01:18:13All right, this is a robbery! Empty the drawer element!
01:18:35Everyone else freeze! Don't! I'll fucking blow your head off!
01:18:38He said freeze! That means don't even pucker your butthole!
01:18:43That's right, no puckering, nobody dies, so don't fucking move!
01:18:46We're kinda in a rush here, and come on!
01:18:48You know what I hate?
01:18:49Shut up and sit on this asshole!
01:18:51That's right, you heard him!
01:18:53No!
01:18:58No!
01:19:02No!
01:19:09Oh, God!
01:19:14No!
01:19:15No!
01:19:16No!
01:19:21No!
01:19:39No!
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