00:19God, I can't believe I transferred you for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day!
00:25Shit!
00:27I'm sorry.
00:31I thought that this was my...
00:37car.
00:45So who do you need me to kill?
00:52I didn't... I didn't realize.
00:57You're losing blood.
00:59Sit.
01:01It's... it's fine.
01:03It's fine.
01:17Suck on it.
01:19What?
01:21Um, it's really not a big deal.
01:31It is a big deal.
01:35You hurt yourself.
01:39Neuroscience PhD should know better than to punch a window.
01:44How do you know my major?
01:48We only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program.
01:56Which means...
01:58that you're a brilliant young woman.
02:00What?
02:04My boyfriend doesn't think so.
02:07What happened?
02:09I caught him cheating on me.
02:11He's the only reason I moved here, so...
02:14Now I'm all alone.
02:15You're not alone.
02:18You're not alone.
02:20You're here because of you.
02:22Not him.
02:23Plus...
02:24You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
02:28So if you ask me...
02:30Your ex is an idiot.
02:31You can either go to your dorm...
02:50And cry over your ex...
02:53Or you can come home with me.
03:02Can you shut the door, please?
03:05Okay, so your ex, this asshole, is my son.
03:08And this was part of your master plan.
03:10This is what your little PhD mind came up with.
03:14Is getting back at your ex by sleeping with his dad.
03:17I had no idea that you were his dad.
03:20Did your little PhD mind not think about the possibility
03:23that I could be your student before taking me home, Professor Hayes?
03:26I did not think, Miss Miller.
03:32Seeing you like that...
03:34Seeing you...
03:35Stopped me from thinking.
03:38Do you...
03:41Regret...
03:42Not thinking?
03:44No.
03:45I don't regret it.
03:47And I don't know what's worse.
03:50Sleeping with my son's ex.
03:52My student.
03:53Or the fact that I want to do it again.
04:05Right here.
04:07Right now.
04:15I can't do this, okay?
04:17It's not right.
04:19And I'm warning you.
04:22Don't tell anybody.
04:24You're...
04:25Warning me?
04:27Really?
04:28You really think I want to start the semester by telling the whole school that I screwed my professor?
04:33Don't say it like that, okay?
04:35Sounds dirty.
04:36The moment you step out of this room...
04:45I'm your professor.
04:48And you're my student.
04:53My relationship ends there.
04:55I shared my secrets with you, professor.
05:12Now you've become one.
05:17Emily.
05:20I'm sorry about Jack.
05:22Don't think it's your fault that he only knows how to think with his dick.
05:28Sorry.
05:30That's your son.
05:32Don't apologize.
05:34It's an embarrassment.
05:38I'm gonna die if I don't have him right now.
05:43Emily.
05:47What happened?
05:49Power outage?
05:51I'll check it out.
05:53Wait, professor.
05:55Don't go.
06:12What do you think you're doing?
06:19What feels right?
06:23What we both want.
06:34You really didn't have to do that, professor.
06:38I do.
06:40You know I do.
06:42Why do you push me away?
06:47Tell me.
06:50What is it you're not telling me?
06:52Nothing.
06:53I have to go rewrite my report.
06:56Forget your report.
07:04Professor.
07:05I know.
07:06No, no, you don't.
07:08Emily, stop crying, please.
07:11Tell me what's wrong.
07:13What am I supposed to say?
07:15Professor, we're having a baby and I want you to give up your career and raise it with me?
07:21Say something.
07:23It's nothing.
07:25You won't understand.
07:26Emily.
07:28It was a one night stand, professor.
07:30A mistake.
07:32We don't have a relationship, so stop acting like we do.
07:33You don't mean that.
07:34I'm sorry, I have to go.
07:35Charles Hayes.
07:36Charles Hayes.
07:37What's wrong with you?
07:39Are you in love with her?
07:41No.
07:42No.
07:43No.
07:44No.
07:45No.
07:46No.
07:47No.
07:48No.
07:50No.
07:51No.
07:52No.
07:53No.
07:54No.
07:55No.
07:56No.
07:57No.
07:58No.
07:59No.
08:00No.
08:01No.
08:02No.
08:03No.
08:04No.
08:05No.
08:07Mr. Collins?
08:08Deadson is best friend?
08:16No.
08:25No.
08:26No.
08:27No.
08:28No.
08:29No.
08:30No.
08:31No.
08:32No.
08:33No.
08:34No.
08:35carpet for you or what? Let's go!
08:45I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like...
08:48five Christmases?
08:56Something wrong?
08:58Um...
09:00Your arm is...
09:05Wet.
09:07From the rain.
09:10Wipe it then.
09:29There's no rain up there.
09:32Rafe, sorry.
09:36So why'd my dad send you anyway?
09:40Thought you'd be...
09:41busy running your nightclub or...
09:44beating up...
09:45sleazebags not picking up some guy's daughter.
09:53Come to think of it...
09:55I actually...
09:56don't think I've seen my dad in months.
09:58I don't do small talk.
10:03Okay then.
10:08Wait, wait, wait, stop.
10:09I need to pick something.
10:10No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
10:12I am 22 years old.
10:14Exactly, kiddo.
10:15Shut up!
10:16You're not that much older than me.
10:19Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
10:26And nobody...
10:27If I take you, will you shut up?
10:32Yes.
10:33Yes.
10:41I'll be quick.
10:42You're not going out there dressed like that.
10:54It's not safe.
10:56Has it been like this the whole time?
10:58Yeah.
10:59Why didn't you say something?
11:01I just did.
11:02You...
11:03freaking creep!
11:05Give me a jacket or something.
11:12When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
11:38I was not checking you out.
11:40That was a yawn.
11:41Sure it was, kiddo.
11:42It's past your bedtime.
11:44Stop calling me kid.
11:46Let's go get down.
11:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
12:11You're jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
12:30You were supposed to get rid of him!
12:32You're jealous and you're jealous.
12:33You are jealous of him.
12:34Please tell me you're gone.
12:36You're jealous.
12:37You're jealous of him.
12:38You're jealous of him.
12:39What are you?
12:40You're jealous of him.
12:41That's not a little girl.
12:42I know.
12:43I know.
12:44I know.
12:45Oh, you're jealous.
12:46in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
12:48I don't care what my dad says.
12:58God.
13:05What?
13:12What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
13:17No.
13:21No, no, no, no, no, no. It's gonna not be happening. He's gonna be back in any second.
13:33You know, if he wanted to play, he could have just asked.
13:39I don't wanna... I don't wanna play. What do you even do with these, you perv?
13:43Oh, I'm the perv?
13:45You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
13:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
13:56Uncuff me.
13:57Uncuff me.
14:01What are your manners?
14:04Say please.
14:09I don't have time for your games, old man.
14:11Give me the key.
14:21What the...
14:22Establish some ground rules.
14:24Are you ready to listen?
14:25Like a good little girl?
14:27Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
14:33Rule number one.
14:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
14:40You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
14:43So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
14:49I can take care of my...
14:51Rule number two.
14:53No talking back.
14:55I am the last guy.
14:57You want to piss off.
15:01Rule number three.
15:04Don't start any games.
15:07You're not ready to play.
15:23So what else do you have planned today?
15:30My plans are none of your concerns.
15:32Here in the regular, no violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
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