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00:00Leah, this proposal is...

00:18What are you looking at?

00:21Um, nothing.

00:22Let me see.

00:23Shit, my super strict boss just caught me browsing for sperm donors during work hours.

00:28I'm so screwed.

00:29Are you seriously looking for a sperm donor through a cheap-looking website?

00:33I was just...

00:34You know these are all scams.

00:35I was just taking a look.

00:37Besides, someone on there could be legit.

00:39There's not. Leah, I'm your boss. Trust me on this.

00:42Yeah, you might be my boss, but it doesn't give you a right to snoop around in my personal affairs.

00:47Mr. Lawrence, you're overstepping.

00:50Are you really looking to get pregnant through a sperm donor?

00:52Yes, I am.

00:54I want my kid to have good genes, but not everyone can afford to go through a fancy sperm bank.

00:58This is my business. It has nothing to do with you.

01:03How is it only your problem?

01:05Leah, if you want to have a baby, you should do it with me.

01:08What if I give you my sperm?

01:11I'm... I'm sorry. My ears must be playing tricks on me.

01:15What did you just...

01:16No, you heard me right.

01:18What if I donate my sperm to you for free?

01:21No, no. No, that's not a good idea.

01:24You're my boss.

01:25Thank you for the offer, but no, I can't.

01:37What was I thinking?

01:39She must have been horrified.

01:41Boss, you have had your eye on her since day one.

01:44Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

02:03Alec, just be honest with her, okay? Stop torturing yourself.

02:07I say this as your assistant and as your friend.

02:11Jerry, you don't understand.

02:13Leah sees me as her boss only, nothing more.

02:16If I tell her how I feel, she'll just quit her job.

02:20I don't want her to leave.

02:22I can't take that risk.

02:24If my bro is going to get the girl of his dreams, I might need to play the wingman.

02:33I handled all the paperwork and I found this bank when Mr. Lo...

02:37A friend throws his sperm.

02:39The clinic is professional, super reputable.

02:42So I thought I'd just pass that along as a reference for you.

02:46Wait, wait, wait. How did you...

02:48I'm happy to help.

02:49But if you want to thank me, just buy me a coffee.

02:54Hey, Ben.

02:56I am going to send you a photo of a woman named Leah Gray.

03:00Now, she's going to come to you asking for a sperm donation.

03:04I need you to give her Mr. Lawrence's sperm.

03:07Okay.

03:08Okay, yeah.

03:24You must be Ms. Gray.

03:27Jerry's already explained your situation to me.

03:29My job is to make sure this whole process goes smoothly for you.

03:33So, these are our most highly coveted daughters.

03:38I personally recommend this one in the middle.

03:41Oh.

03:42Check the book.

03:45Brown eyes.

03:46Six foot two.

03:48Harvard Business School graduate collegiate basketball player.

03:52Why does this sound like my boss?

03:55Um...

03:57Is something not to your liking?

03:58Oh, no, no.

03:59I just want to see if any of the others catch my eye.

04:02Ma'am, as a future mother, don't you want what's best for your child?

04:07It's clear just from a quick glance that this donor is head and shoulders above the others.

04:13Of course I want what's best, but a man that perfect, I mean, he must be expensive.

04:18Don't worry about the price.

04:20We're having a sale right now.

04:23And, seeing as you're Jerry's friend, we can give you a double discount.

04:28Oh, wow, that's actually not that bad.

04:32In that case, I'll take him.

04:34When can we do the procedure?

04:36Today, if you're ready.

04:37We just ask that you rest 15 minutes afterwards,

04:40and we recommend you get a pregnancy test in about two weeks.

04:45I'm ready.

04:46Let's do it today.

04:50Sorry, that dress was all that I could find for you.

05:07Leah, after what happened, I think it's best you take tomorrow off.

05:13You need some time to rest.

05:15No, I'm fine.

05:17I, yeah, no, we should discuss the next steps for our project.

05:21I promise I'll find a new investor as soon as possible.

05:24Okay, sure.

05:25I trust your judgment.

05:30Leah.

05:32About the whole sperm bank.

05:33Mr. Lawrence, that's a private matter.

05:36Okay, I don't want to discuss it with you.

05:38It won't affect my work.

05:40It's not the right time to tell her.

05:44But it's not the right time to tell her.

05:45This is not the right time to tell her.

05:48You too, Jackson.

05:50Letís have a Czyniã petunydown.

06:03Maybe he'll kill herνα or her agent?

06:04You aren't sure what doesn't happen...

06:05but the one whoается may be lying to herself.

06:07But it is not the right time to tell her.

06:09It's not the right time to tell her...

06:10Why don't you survive?

06:11Why don't you survive?

Caught slacking off by CEO while browsing a sperm donor website. | My Boss Is My Secret Sperm Donor

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