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00:00miss gray i'm sorry but the chances of you getting pregnant on your own are near zero

00:12god why why are you so cruel to me i lost my parents when i was young and i will never even

00:21be a parent myself there's no need to despair infertility is still treatable really yes

00:28in your situation the easiest way to get pregnant is through artificial insemination

00:33the only thing is it's a bit expensive um well i have to talk it over with my fiance but um

00:41i'm sure he'll support me

00:43tony

00:56leah why are you here babe who's this

01:02she uh she's that one ex i told you about the the clingy one who's broke and can't have kids

01:12but ex you just proposed to me two weeks ago since when am i your ex you proposed to her

01:19of course i didn't she she threatened to kill herself if i didn't get back together with

01:24her so i felt bad i gave her a stupid little ring

01:27what look at her she's a infertile orphan girl why would i marry her your outfit probably

01:33costs more than her whole net worth you're such a liar that is not what happened at all

01:39you think i would have ever offered to marry you if you hadn't lent me that 50 grand

01:43off leah i only dated you because i felt sorry for you i'm with amanda and we're engaged

01:49and you're a childless orphan that nobody loves have fun dying alone wait an asshole like you

02:00doesn't deserve to be the father of my child a beautiful baby and live a beautiful life

02:09if you don't want to be a part of that go to hell

02:14cookie it's just gonna be you and me for a while you don't need that loser tony

02:35good boy come on eat your breakfast mommy has to go to work

02:42leah this proposal

03:03what are you looking at um nothing let me see

03:09shit my super strict boss just caught me browsing for sperm donors during work hours

03:14i'm so screwed are you seriously looking for a sperm donor through a cheap looking website

03:19i was just you know these are all scams

03:21i was just taking a look besides someone on there could be legit

03:25there's not leah i'm your boss trust me on this

03:28yeah you might be my boss but it doesn't give you a right to snoop around in my personal affairs

03:33mr lawrence you're you're overstepping

03:35are you really looking to get pregnant through a sperm donor yes i am i want my kid to have good

03:41genes but not everyone can afford to go through a fancy sperm bank this is my business it has nothing

03:47to do with you how is it only your problem leah if you want to have a baby you should do it with me

03:54what if i give you my sperm

03:55i'm sorry my ears must be playing tricks on me what did you just

04:02no you heard me right

04:03what if i donate my sperm to you for free

04:07no no no that's that's not a good idea

04:10you're my boss thank you for the offer but no i can't

04:14what was i thinking she must have been horrified

04:27boss you have had your eye on her since day one why don't you just tell her how you feel

04:32like just be honest with her okay stop torturing yourself i i say this as your assistant and as your

04:56friend jerry you don't understand leah sees me as her boss only nothing more if i tell her how i

05:04feel she'll just quit her job i don't want her to leave so i can't take that risk if my bro is

05:12gonna get the girl of his dreams i might need to play the wingman

05:15i handled all the paperwork and i found this bank when mr lo a friend throws his sperm the clinic

05:25is professional super reputable so i thought i'd just pass that along as a reference for you

05:32wait wait how did you i'm happy to help but if you want to thank me just buy me a coffee

05:37hey ben i am gonna send you a photo of a woman named

05:45leah gray now she's gonna come to you asking for a sperm donation i need you to give her

05:51mr lawrence's sperm okay okay yeah

05:55you must be miss gray jerry's already explained your situation

06:14my job is to make sure this whole process goes smoothly for you so these are our most highly

06:23coveted donors i personally recommend this one in the middle

06:27brown eyes six foot two harvard business school graduate collegiate basketball player why does this

06:39sound like my boss um is something not to your liking oh no no i just uh want to see if any of the

06:47others catch my eye ma'am as a future mother don't you want what's best for your child it's clear just

06:54from a quick glance that this donor is head and shoulders above the others worse i want what's best

07:00but a man that perfect i mean he must be expensive don't worry about the price we're having a sale right

07:07now and seeing as you're jerry's friend we can give you a double discount oh wow that's actually

07:16not that bad in that case i'll take him uh when can we do the procedure today if you're ready

07:23we just ask that you rest 15 minutes afterwards and we recommend you get a pregnancy test in about

07:29two weeks i'm ready let's do it today so we plan to open the resort just next month my team is

07:38extremely excited and we hope that everything goes according to plan and we're expecting incredible

07:45results so you and leah are gonna have a baby together what the hell are you talking about yeah i

07:54introduced her to the sperm bank or use froze your sperm i'm told them to use your sample the

07:59procedure is already done and she is gonna be pregnant soon what you did that without her consent

08:06or mine you're not helping me you're fucking me over i swear to god if you weren't my best friend

08:12i would fire you right now boss i i misread this i i'm so sorry i have to tell her no

08:22if she knows she'll resign but i can't just keep hiding it from her what do i do i can figure this

08:30out okay it's going to go away resort develops according to plan we are looking at a profit of

08:34at least five billion dollars in the first year you don't say well miss gray turns out you got some

08:40brains to go with your looks mr keen please come on we both know you're in for a fat paycheck if you

08:47land a client of my stature at least give me something in return how about this get your hands

08:53off

08:53apologize to her now alice did you just punch me over this my investment in this project can change

09:09everything for your firm if you think i'm gonna apologize or you're out of your fucking mind

09:14besides she came on to me first

09:16if you ever insult me like that again consider your company bankrupt you understand me now apologize

09:26to her or i'll kick your ass into this pool okay i'm sorry

09:32i'm sorry you're a idiot

09:40it's okay it's okay it's okay i got you

10:05break his hands and feet and then kick him out and i better hear of his company going under this

10:25week yes boss if anything happens to leia i will saw your

10:31sorry that uh that dress was all that i could find for you

10:52leia after what happened i think it's best you take tomorrow off you need some time to rest

11:02no i'm fine i yeah no we should discuss the next steps for our project i promise i'll find a new

11:10investor as soon as possible okay sure i trust your judgment

11:14leia about the whole sperm bank mr lawrence that's a private matter okay i don't want to discuss it

11:25with you it won't affect my work

11:28it's not the right time to tell her

11:32wait it's been two weeks since the procedure

11:50the meeting won't start for another 20 minutes i'll just take a test right now

11:54oh my god i'm finally pregnant i'm gonna have a baby a real baby

12:07i'm gonna have my own family

12:09i'm gonna have my own family

12:22oh my god

12:23oh my god

12:27oh my god

12:29oh my god

12:31oh my god

12:33oh my god

12:35oh my god

12:47so leia's pregnant with my childhood

12:49oh my god

12:51oh my god

12:55oh my god

12:59oh my god

13:01mr lawrence i am so sorry i was just joking around with a friend you were

13:05You're not meant to see them.

13:07Lea, please stay behind after the meeting.

13:10We need to have a chat.

13:17Everyone saw what I said about Mr. Lawrence.

13:20I'm so fired.

13:35Lea, wait there a moment, please.

13:39Mr. Lawrence, I'm so sorry.

13:42Why is it that you think I'm asexual?

13:45That's not what I meant.

13:47What did you mean then?

13:49I mean, if you really think that, you could...

13:52You could find out for yourself.

13:57God, he has really nice lips.

14:05Oh, um, if you'll excuse me.

14:10I have to get back to work.

14:18What was that, Lea?

14:20You're really about to kiss him.

14:23Sure, he may be ridiculously handsome,

14:26but he's your boss.

14:35Tony, you shouldn't be in there. Let me in!

14:54Tony, it's that dirt poor ex of yours again.

14:59Does she not understand that no means no?

15:02Lea, everything you own is on the front porch.

15:05Pack it all up and leave.

15:07You want me to leave?

15:08I pay off the rent.

15:10Cookie, Cookie, what are you doing?

15:14Let him go, please.

15:15He can't breathe.

15:16Please, let him go.

15:18God, chill out.

15:19It's a fucking dog.

15:21The real problem is you won't stop stalking my fiance.

15:23Fine, fine, okay.

15:25I'll forget about the rent.

15:27You two will never have to see me again, please.

15:29Just go.

15:30Geez, you really love this little monster, don't you?

15:40Tell you what.

15:41If you get down on all fours and need a full serving of dog food,

15:45I'll give him back to you.

15:47What?

15:48You're being absurd.

15:49I'll call the police.

15:51Wait, no.

15:52And what's that gonna do?

15:53It's Tony's dog, and we don't want him,

15:55so we're taking him to the pound.

15:57Are we breaking any laws?

16:01Guess you're not eating the dog food, then.

16:03Too bad.

16:04That cookie will have to suffer in your place.

16:06Stop right now.

16:20Stop right now.

16:25Let me go.

16:40You're trespassing on my property.

16:42Just trying to take my dog to the pound.

16:45Mommy's got you.

16:46I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you ever again.

16:48Cookie is my dog.

16:50I had him before I met you.

16:52You think you could feed him a few times and call yourself his owner?

16:55Wow, you really do get around.

16:57You were begging Tony to go back to you a few days ago,

17:00and now you ask some guy you're hooking up with to attack us?

17:03You'll pay for this.

17:04Show them what happens when they talk to Leah that way.

17:08You can't just hit me!

17:12The cops are on their way.

17:14You'll both be convicted of animal cruelty.

17:16Enjoy prison for it.

17:26Thank you for that, Alec.

17:28God, who knows what would have happened to Cookie if you didn't show up.

17:30Please.

17:31How could I see this little guy being bullied and not intervened?

17:37She's a dog mom now.

17:39But she's gonna be a real mom soon.

17:41It won't be easy for her on her own.

17:44Maybe I should tell her the truth.

17:46Leah.

17:48About the sperm that you bought.

17:51I'm...

17:53Hey, are you okay?

17:55Jesus, Jerry!

17:57Cookie, are you okay?

17:59Careful!

18:00She's pregnant with my child.

18:02What?

18:03family

18:07With my child who died.

18:08He's dead in sleep.

18:09Good.

18:10She's dead in sleep.

18:11Are you okay?

18:12Don't go away.

18:13We're too late.

18:14Maybe we're too late.

18:15We're too late.

18:16She's dead in sleep.

18:17Are you okay?

18:18What?

18:19You're too late.

18:20I need to be in the car.

18:21I've been a car.

18:22We're still here.

18:23Hey.

18:24I'm a bad boy.

18:25Alright?

18:26I'm a bad boy.

18:27I'm a bad boy.

18:28Gonna do my life right here.

18:29I'm a bad boy.

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