00:00Yo, let's fucking go!
00:16I've been living below Brady Wilder for two months now.
00:19To any other girl, being so close to the most popular hockey star at Lockwood Prep would be a dream.
00:24But for me, it's been nothing short of a nightmare.
00:30Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
00:37No!
00:38No, no, no, no, no! This was on a yearbook!
00:43That's it!
00:46Haken!
00:48Shut!
00:49Up!
01:00What is my nemesis doing here?
01:07Sorry to barge in, but I gotta dare to win.
01:13Damn, Brady! You already got her pants off? Man, you are fast!
01:18What are you talking about?
01:22What are you doing, Puckhead?
01:24Could you just trust me for a second? Harper Honey?
01:26It's Harper Honey.
01:29Hey Brady, where are you going? The dare was to make out with nerdy Harper in front of us.
01:33This will be better. I promise.
01:45You better start explaining.
01:46Oh, I thought you knew everything.
01:48About science. Not about you and your degenerate friends. Now talk.
01:52Didn't you just yell me to shut up? I think the whole dorm heard that.
01:55If you don't start talking, I'm screaming for help in three, two...
02:05Okay, fine. I need a favor. I need your underwear.
02:10Ow! Did you just bite me?
02:13Did you seriously just ask for my underwear?
02:15Have you taken too many pucks to the head, hockey star?
02:18Listen, we were playing truth or dare, and when you interrupted, they dared me to make out with you.
02:24In front of everybody.
02:26But we don't actually have to do that.
02:28If you just give me your underwear, people will think we did.
02:32So, you're welcome.
02:34In your dreams, Puckhead.
02:41I mean, I'm looking at them now, there's nothing special.
02:44Listen, I don't want to touch you, and I know for a fact you don't want to touch me either.
02:48But, I mean, they're expecting something out there if you wanted to love to run.
02:53Or, you know, we could just stay in this bathroom together all night.
02:57It's your choice.
02:59I'll have my fun either way.
03:01In the dormitory bathroom out back, a wild nerd hub her honey keeps her most secret possessions in her drawer.
03:13Don't go through my stuff!
03:14What will we find?
03:15Fine, Puckhead.
03:16Just stop.
03:17I'll do it.
03:18But you owe me.
03:19You wish.
03:20Yeah.
03:21Let's do.
03:22What do I owe you?
03:23Fine, okay, just stop do it, but you owe me
03:29You wish
03:44Yeah, let's do
03:47What do I owe you?
03:50A kiss
03:52Would it be your first?
03:53Hilarious, but all I want is for you to keep it down when you party upstairs and just leave me alone
04:00For good
04:03Deal
04:07Oh, one last thing
04:17God, why are you staring at your nemesis Harper? Look away
04:22Oh, you like the view?
04:24I just thought this would help sell the story, don't you?
04:28So long, honey
04:29It's honey
04:36Thank God that's the last time I will ever have to speak to you, Brady Wilder
04:40It may be senior year, but colleges work at everything
04:47And frankly, all of you should be very concerned
04:51That is, except for the one student that got an A
04:57Harper honey
05:00Hey, nerd
05:01Here's one
05:10Beautiful
05:20, no
05:21Sour time!
05:28Water.
05:29We need to talk.
05:34You're in big trouble, son.
05:36You may be the best damn hockey player
05:38the sporting school I've ever seen,
05:39but you would not be the laziest.
05:41Lazy?
05:42Coach, are you serious?
05:43I've been busting my ass out on the ice.
05:45I'm talking about your studies, son.
05:47If you don't get at least a beat
05:50on your chemistry final,
05:52you're gonna lose your spot on the team.
05:54And trust me,
05:56it'll hurt me more than it'll hurt you.
06:01That is, except for the one student that got an A,
06:04are for fun.
06:09Don't worry.
06:10I've got a plan.
06:12This team comes for you, son.
06:18Huckhead, what are you doing?
06:20I'm sorry, but this is the only way
06:21I know how to get you to talk to me.
06:23This is my hostage until you hear me out.
06:28I need you to tutor me in chemistry.
06:32Brady, I need my camera back.
06:33These pictures are for the yearbook.
06:35Look, don't worry.
06:36I've got good photos of you
06:37and your game-winning smile.
06:39You like my smile?
06:40As much as I like you talking to me.
06:42I know, I know.
06:43We've never really gotten along.
06:44But I was thinking, let's call it a truce, you know?
06:47Let's end the year as friends.
06:51Absolutely not.
06:52Honey, please.
06:53It's honey.
06:56Honey suits you, sweetie.
06:57I mean, I also, if I fail my final,
07:00I get kicked off the team.
07:02Please, please, please, please, please, please, please.
07:05As much as I like watching you beg,
07:07still, no.
07:10Harper?
07:11Is this the first time anyone has ever told you no?
07:13Look, I've always been my own ally, Brady,
07:15and I'm the only senior on scholarship.
07:17If my grades lift, so does who I need my financial aid.
07:23Um, I'm sorry.
07:24I didn't know.
07:27But you're my only hope.
07:30Can't you ask one of your girly fans?
07:32Puck bunnies?
07:33Right.
07:34Can't you just ask one of them to tutor you?
07:42You're the only one who got an A.
07:44Okay, your first chemistry sample question.
07:48What is the periodic symbol for Bispa?
07:53It's bi.
07:54As in...
07:56Bye-bye.
08:05Brady Wilder thinks he can flirt his way out of everything, doesn't he?
08:08Well, good thing he's not my crush.
08:10Good thing I like...
08:17Jack Watson.
08:18Sorry.
08:21Do I know you?
08:23Oh, I, uh...
08:25No.
08:26I mean...
08:27I'm Harper.
08:34I, uh...
08:35I work yearbook.
08:36I took pictures at the concert you put on last semester.
08:39At the charity gala.
08:41Cool.
08:42Yeah, galas are important.
08:44Definitely.
08:46I was saying definitely, and I just tried the same.
08:48Totally legit.
08:49I mean...
08:50God, she's giving me second-hand embarrassment.
08:53Yeah, yeah.
08:54Hey.
08:55See you around, Hannah.
08:57It's hard.
09:00You might be good at school,
09:01but you get a big fat F at being cool,
09:03because that...
09:05is truly pathetic.
09:06Leave me alone, Brittany.
09:08Oh, what's the pathetic loser virgin gonna do?
09:09Cry?
09:11Oh!
09:13How's it feel?
09:14Being the poorest kid at Lockwood Pratt.
09:18I mean, you're lucky that we wear uniforms,
09:19and the only thing to show how truly poor you are
09:21is that fugly backpack.
09:24Stop, what are you doing?
09:25My own studies.
09:26Hand me down?
09:27I have always wondered
09:28what pathetic loser virgins carry around in their bags.
09:33What do we have here?
09:35No.
09:36That's my chemistry homework.
09:37I was working all night.
09:38It's due tomorrow.
09:39It's not like you had anything better to do.
09:41Sorry that my daddy didn't donate a building
09:43so I can get into school here.
09:44Sorry that I don't party all night
09:46because I want to get into a good college
09:47and I don't hook up with jocks.
09:48Oh, yeah.
09:49Well, you couldn't hook up with a jock
09:50even if you wanted to.
09:51No one will touch you.
09:52Hand me down.
09:55Well, seeing as you've been with the whole school,
09:56I wouldn't want to anyways,
09:57and oh, just a thought.
09:58Study if you don't want to fail.
10:01Oh, and here's another balance
10:02and you won't get wet.
10:13Oh, did you want your stuff back?
10:15Okay, swim for it, bitch.
10:24Oh, did you want this, Terrell?
10:26No.
10:27Did you?
10:28Did you want it?
10:29Okay, go grab it.
10:30Leave her alone!
10:42Take it on.
10:50You good?
10:51Just peeking.
10:54You guys think it's funny
10:55to gang up on someone so defenseless?
10:57Oh, come on, Brady.
10:58We were just having some fun with our girl.
11:00You're so cute when you're mad.
11:02Us jocks have to stick together.
11:04Delete those pictures, Brittany.
11:05Oh, what?
11:06What is she gonna do to us?
11:08She won't do anything.
11:10I, on the other hand?
11:15My phone!
11:16Oh, my God!
11:17Oh, my God!
11:22My hair!
11:24My makeup!
11:27Help me!
11:28Girl, I gotcha!
11:30Oh, my God!
11:33You are so dead.
11:36It's better than being so, so stuck in the fountain.
11:39No.
11:51You don't have to do this.
11:52These guys are looking at you like a piece of meat.
11:56Well, I wouldn't have to wear this pink bra if someone didn't still have my white one.
12:00Alright, let's go.
12:01Tell me that at least not.
12:22God, you are so bad at this.
12:24What's up, Hudson?
12:30Oh.
12:34Hey, Walter.
12:36Hi, Hannah.
12:37Harper.
12:38Right.
12:39Harper.
12:40Oh, my God.
12:41He's never said my name before.
12:43It's like he really sees me.
12:46What are you doing?
12:47You're ruining my chances with him.
12:50I'm the only reason your artsy little crush even noticed you.
12:54What?
12:55I'm the only girl.
13:05Just hear me out.
13:07Look.
13:08I'm grateful that you saved me just now, but we're not friends.
13:12Whoa.
13:13Honey, listen.
13:14I'm not saying we should be friends.
13:15I'm simply proposing it to you.
13:17I already told you.
13:18I'm not gonna tutor you.
13:19You know, for someone so smart, you really are a terrible listener.
13:26Do you know what quid pro quo means?
13:28Or do you need a Latin lesson sign in school?
13:31I scratch your back, you scratch mine.
13:33Except there's nothing that you can offer me.
13:35I think there's something you want.
13:46How about Jack Hudson?
13:48I mean, you like him, don't you?
13:49Don't try to deny it.
13:50I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
13:51And that little wave.
13:52You're such a jerk.
13:53A popular jerk.
13:54One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge
14:00you.
14:01I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but, I mean, I'll help you
14:03land him.
14:04But if I did...
14:05I could definitely tell you that you're a good guy.
14:06How about Jack Hudson?
14:07I mean, you like him, don't you?
14:08Don't try to deny it.
14:09I mean, I saw that pathetic excuse for flirting.
14:10And that little wave.
14:11You're such a jerk.
14:12A popular jerk.
14:13One who can boost your social status so another popular guy like Jack will actually acknowledge
14:14you.
14:15I mean, I don't know why you want to date that scrawny art freak, but I mean, I'll help
14:20you land him.
14:21But if I did, I wouldn't even know what to do with him.
14:25Okay.
14:26How about this?
14:27You tutor me in chemistry, so I get at least to be past the final and stay on the team.
14:32And in return, I'll fake date you to make Jack jealous.
14:37Let's just say your plan works.
14:39Then I'll teach you how to hook up.
14:42What?
14:43You know, like, kiss and other stuff.
14:49You're crazy.
14:50This is crazy.
14:51Oh my God.
14:52I can't even believe I even considered this.
14:53I'm going.
14:54I can see you need more convincing.
15:01So, how about a preview of your first lesson?
15:05How about this?
15:07I'm out.
15:08How about a preview?
15:10I'll talk to you later.
15:11In my life.
15:12How about this?
15:13Just a minute.
15:15I can't even see you next time.
15:17I can't even find you in a way.
15:18I can't even see you next time.
15:19If you go ahead and make me listen.
15:21I can't even see you next time.
15:22But I can't do everything.
15:24And I can't keep you in the next step.
15:26But you can see the guys' future.
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