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00:00Oh, my God.
00:06Um, Stella, can you please fill this car down?
00:11You know, according to the California Motor Department of Vehicles.
00:13Christ, why'd you bring this fucking loser?
00:15He's really killing my life.
00:16If I don't keep him on a leash, then we don't get his daddy's fancy car.
00:19If I flirt, then we get to ride our left with luxury.
00:22Savage. God, I love you.
00:24No, no, Stella, please.
00:25He's, he's, he's, he's, he's.
00:27Relax, Enzo.
00:30I'm just having a little fun.
00:32I thought you liked having fun with me.
00:36No, I do. I do.
00:38Seriously, it was just, you know, we need to...
00:40What did I do?
00:47What was that?
00:48Did I just kill someone?
00:50Oh, my God.
00:51No, no, no, no.
00:52You didn't do this.
00:54This car is technically in Enzo's name.
00:56So, actually, it's on him.
00:59What?
01:00No, no, I wasn't the one driving.
01:02Yeah?
01:03But you let a drunk minor behind the wheel.
01:05So this is your fault!
01:06No, no, no, no.
01:07Enzo, Enzo, please.
01:09You are the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
01:11If you plead guilty, you'll get off with a slap on the wrist.
01:15Meanwhile, I am just the daughter of your family's chauffeur.
01:18A low class, nobody.
01:20They'll take me to jail, and then I'll never see you again.
01:23Yeah, dude.
01:24What kind of man lets a girl take the fall?
01:27Enzo, I'm begging you.
01:28I know how you feel about me.
01:30I'll make it worth your while once you're free, and then we can finally be together.
01:33How does that sound?
01:41Okay, we'll do it.
01:42Wait for me.
01:45I'll be back.
01:46Okay.
01:46We have to go.
01:53Wait!
01:54Wait!
01:55Put your hands in the air!
02:00Oh, Stella!
02:02Oh, my gosh!
02:03I'm so happy to see you.
02:06Oh, you finally came to be on the other.
02:07I'd love to, but I don't have the money right now.
02:11Oh, you know, that's okay.
02:12You can just grab my dad's checkbook.
02:14All right?
02:16Here, it's in the safe.
02:18Behind a painting in the closet.
02:20The code is 0814.
02:23And he's on a business trip, so he shouldn't notice.
02:25Perfect.
02:26Don't tell anyone about it, all right?
02:29The account is linked to my father's trust, which has billions of dollars.
02:33So, it's basically a blank checkbook.
02:36You don't say.
02:40Tony, the code is 0814.
02:43Write yourself a check for however much you want.
02:45This moron basically said it's a bottomless well.
02:49What are you talking about, Stella?
02:50What are you doing right now?
02:52Don't look at me like that.
02:53You offered to help.
02:54Because I'd do anything for you.
02:56I gave your father a job.
02:57I let you both move in with me.
02:59I paid you.
03:01I fed you.
03:01So, I'm in love with you.
03:05How sweet.
03:09But I'd rather die than be caught with a fugly, weak nerd like yourself.
03:13Your family might be rich, but you're social suicide.
03:16So, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to spend your family's fortune with a man of my dreams while you rot in jail.
03:22Bye-bye.
03:24No.
03:24Stella, please.
03:25Please, why?
03:27Why?
03:28Why, Stella?
03:29Enzo Quinn, heir to the Quinn fortune, has been found guilty of vehicular manslaughter.
03:35Facing a 10-year sentence, Quinn will be held in a juvenile...
03:38Enzo!
03:40Lily?
03:41Give me a second, please.
03:42Please give me a second, please.
03:44I didn't do it.
03:46I didn't do it, okay?
03:47You have to blame her.
03:47I know.
03:48Of course you didn't.
03:50This isn't you.
03:50Just give me some time.
03:51My dad's a lawyer.
03:52I'll figure out a way to get you out.
03:55I never even give you the time of day.
03:58I was a jerk to you.
03:59Why would you help me?
04:01Well, when you love someone, you don't need a reason.
04:06Here.
04:08Just take this, okay?
04:08That's enough.
04:12Let's go.
04:13I'll prove you're innocent, Enzo.
04:15I'll leave no stone unturned.
04:17I should have noticed you.
04:18I should have been there for you.
04:19Let's go.
04:26That little tramp.
04:27What a fucking simp.
04:33What should we buy first?
04:34A new getaway car?
04:35No, we need to be smart about this.
04:37That troll Lily's already sniffing around.
04:40Dead set on freeing her little Romeo.
04:43Shit.
04:45And Enzo already knows it's us as soon as he kicks her off.
04:49Then we'll just have to make him disappear.
04:51How do we do that?
04:53Babe, we have all the money in the world.
04:57We'll just pay someone to do it.
05:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
05:03Please, don't leave me.
05:04No, no, no, no.
05:05Stella, send her regards.
05:19I'm so sorry, Lily.
05:22If I could go back in time,
05:24I would cherish every moment with you.
05:27And I would make Stella pay.
05:29Enzo, are you all right?
05:56Oh, thank God, it's you.
06:10Oh, that must have been a dream.
06:12Are you feeling okay?
06:13You just fainted while we were studying.
06:15Studying?
06:15Five, seven, one.
06:27Enzo, what's wrong?
06:30Why are they still practicing the season out of October 30th?
06:33It's the 30th of August.
06:35The season just started.
06:36Is everything okay?
06:37Okay?
06:37Holy shit.
06:43Did this thing take me back in time?
06:50There's no blood, no scar.
06:52I can give him another chance to make things right.
06:56What the hell, Tony?
06:57You could have broken his nose.
06:58Oh, chill out.
07:00Come on, I barely tapped him.
07:01Besides, broken nose would only improve his face.
07:04I'm fine, Lily.
07:05You know, maybe you'd actually win if you learned how to throw.
07:08What did you just say, you PBS-looking bitch?
07:15Stella, I think these bottom feeders forgot their place.
07:18No, they know where they stand on the food chain.
07:21Enzo, go get Tony a soda.
07:25Stella, send her regards.
07:29I'll never forget this narcissistic bitch destroyed my life and tried to end it.
07:33After all I've done for her, all the gifts and money, a room in my family's mansion,
07:38she took me for granted.
07:41But now, I can get revenge.
07:43Stella, is your little lapdog going to obey?
07:46What?
07:47No, he's literally obsessed with me.
07:49He does whatever I say.
07:51Watch.
07:52Enzo, forget about Tony.
07:55Why don't you look at me at soda?
07:56That's so hot out here.
07:59And is it anything I wouldn't do for a drink?
08:02Sure.
08:04Stella, anything for you.
08:06Whoa, you've got him completely wrapped around your finger.
08:08You've never seen a guy so down bad before.
08:10I know, he's so cringe.
08:12He's one step away from getting Stella tattooed on his forehead.
08:15I give his life purpose.
08:17I consider him a charity case.
08:19Shh.
08:19He's coming back.
08:20He's practically drooling like a dog.
08:22Careful, he may start umping your leg.
08:25What took you so long?
08:26No wonder you're not on the football team.
08:32Give it to me.
08:33Here.
08:40Must be thirsty.
08:41Thanks, Enzo.
08:43Whoa.
08:44I think your doormat's going a pair of balls.
08:46Stella, you gonna let him play you like that?
08:49What are you doing?
08:49That was for me.
08:50No.
08:51I actually bought it with my own money, so I can give it to whoever I want.
08:54Are you on your last brain cell?
08:56Who do you think you're talking to?
08:57Who do you think you're talking to?
08:58Or did you forget my family's name because you were singing an awfully different tune
09:04when you begged my dad to write you that college recommendation letter?
09:07Stella, isn't he the son of one of your family's servants?
09:12What are you doing with the college recommendation letter from his dad?
09:16Oh, is that what she said?
09:17Fine.
09:18Why don't I just call my driver and let everyone know who's really the child of a servant?
09:22Or how about I stick my fist down your throat for being such a jackass?
09:25Hey, leave him alone.
09:27Aww.
09:28They're protecting each other.
09:30Just like stray dogs at the pound.
09:34Tony, save your energy.
09:36Just let me talk to him.
09:41Listen, I don't know if this is because of Tony or what,
09:44but if you expose me, I'll never speak to you again.
09:47And I know how you really feel about me,
09:49so do you really want to jeopardize us?
09:53Why don't I tell you how I really feel about you?
09:55I can't just cut her off now.
09:58If I want her to suffer like she made me suffer,
10:02I need to draw this out.
10:04But you're right.
10:06I'm just jealous because I'm madly in love with you.
10:11I knew it.
10:12You never could resist me.
10:15This isn't how to get my attention.
10:18I like the soft boy who obeys my every command.
10:22Think you can do that?
10:24Of course.
10:25Good.
10:26Now, if you just buy me new pom-poms
10:28and pick up my drive cleaning
10:30and wax my Cadillac,
10:32then maybe I'll forgive you.
10:36And fuck it up.
10:38She'll make you lick her shoes.
10:40Oh, you're just feeling his wet dreams.
10:43Guys, we've wasted enough time with these losers.
10:45I'm going to get a jinx on the big game.
10:47Oh, speaking of,
10:49we should celebrate after the Casa Calabria.
10:51My treat.
10:52Every meal there's like $200.
10:54What, like that's expensive?
10:56Invite everybody.
10:57Let's make it a party.
10:59Except for you two
11:01because they have a dress code
11:02and I don't think you'd get in.
11:11Stella is such a snake.
11:13After everything you've done for her,
11:14she's going to humiliate you
11:15for being her servant's son.
11:20Sorry.
11:21I shouldn't have said anything.
11:22I know you like her.
11:28Nope.
11:30She means nothing to me now.
11:36Never realized that
11:37you're always by my side
11:39and I will never ignore you again.
11:43Do you mean it?
11:44I promise.
11:48Let's go.
11:52Lily!
11:54Hey!
11:55How many times do I just have this mouth breather?
11:57I don't drink milk.
11:59And why would I care about that?
12:01I got this tray for Lily.
12:02You're just making me jealous?
12:04This is payback for Tony.
12:05Definitely payback of some kind.
12:07He's just like a lap dog
12:08just begging for her crops.
12:10I could have any guy that I want.
12:13You should feel lucky
12:13to have the privilege
12:14of getting my lunch.
12:15Oh, yeah?
12:16Yeah, I'm sure all these guys
12:18line up for you
12:18around that street corner
12:20where you work.
12:21You want to say that again?
12:26You guys, come on.
12:27Stop.
12:28It's going too far.
12:30If you don't want to end up
12:31like your freak friend,
12:32I suggest you keep your trap shut.
12:34All right, guys.
12:35Bring your leftovers over here.
12:37I'm worried this beta cuck
12:38doesn't get enough to eat at night.
12:42Tony, come on.
12:42Stop it.
12:43What's the matter?
12:44I strike a nerve?
12:48This little lap dog can bite, huh?
12:51Get him, Tony.
12:51I'll pay for his medical bill later.
12:55There's a limit to my patience.
12:57Tony, people are watching.
12:58What are you,
13:06some kind of fucking edgelord now?
13:08Come on, then.
13:09Fight back.
13:10You're a pussy.
13:11A nobody.
13:12Bitch son of a broke servant.
13:17Oh, fuck!
13:19If you think fighting's
13:20going to get my attention,
13:21you're pathetic.
13:22Oh, no.
13:23I am not fighting for you.
13:25Hey, what is going on here?
13:28Enzo, you're bleeding.
13:30I'm fine.
13:30I'm fine.
13:31Principal Harris,
13:32Enzo started it.
13:33It's his fault.
13:34I don't care who started it.
13:35All involved will be punished.
13:38Including you,
13:39little miss...
13:40Stella Quinn.
13:41As in,
13:42heir to the Quinn Corporation.
13:44You know,
13:45the family that funded
13:46the Bright Star Education Foundation.
13:48You mean,
13:49your family is the anonymous donor
13:51that gave $100 million
13:52to the school?
13:53Yep, I am.
13:55If that little simp
13:56wants to marry me so bad,
13:57he won't mind
13:58if I take his family's name early.
14:00That two-faced bitch.
14:03Now she's just blatantly
14:04stealing my identity.
14:06Fine.
14:06She can dig herself
14:07into a pit of lies.
14:09It'll feel even better
14:10to watch her fall.
14:11Principal Harris,
14:12I trust you'll deal
14:13with this matter
14:14accordingly.
14:17Listen, young man.
14:18This is grounds for expulsion.
14:20I'm going to call
14:20your parents right now.
14:21He didn't do any...
14:22No, no, no, no, Lily.
14:23This is unacceptable.
14:25You're right.
14:25We should call
14:26all our parents involved
14:27right now
14:28and settle this mess.
14:29Yeah, call Stella's family
14:30while you're at it.
14:31I'm sure they'd want to know
14:32why their own servant's son
14:34is picking fights
14:34with their daughter.
14:35Nice one, Enzo.
14:37Now you're going to get
14:37your family thrown
14:38out on the streets.
14:38That's okay.
14:40They're used to tents
14:40and park benches.
14:42No, yeah,
14:42why don't I just call my dad
14:43right now
14:44to smooth things over?
14:47If Enzo's dad comes,
14:48I'm ruined.
14:49Everyone will know
14:50I'm not the real heir.
14:51I can't let that happen.
14:53I'll save you the suffering
14:55if you apologize
14:55in front of everyone.
14:57I'll forgive you
14:57for this little misstep.
14:59Stella,
14:59why are you acting nervous?
15:01Isn't he the son
15:02of your servant?
15:03Stella,
15:04make this punk suffer.
15:06Enzo knows what he did wrong
15:08and my family taught me
15:09to give everyone
15:10a second chance.
15:11No, no, no, no, no, no.
15:13I have not learned my lesson.
15:15You should get my dad here
15:16immediately to settle this.
15:18Can you just drop it?
15:19Stop playing this out
15:20just to get my attention.
15:22I'm going to leave
15:23before you say anything else
15:24to risk your family's livelihood.
15:28Come on.
15:30You okay?
15:31Do you need to say anything?
15:32I'm fine.
15:33I'm fine.
15:33You okay?
15:35The cracks in her stories
15:36are already starting to show.
15:39Yo, look at that beauty.
15:41Sex on wheels.
15:42I think that's Stella's chauffeur's car.
15:44I've seen her get in it before.
15:46If I had a car like that,
15:47maybe Tony would notice me.
15:48Hey, if you're that desperate,
15:50then...
15:51I might know a guy.
15:57Hey, unlock the door, man.
16:01Hey!
16:03Kevin, what are you doing, man?
16:05I said unlock the door.
16:09I don't have time
16:10to drive you home today.
16:11I promised my daughter
16:12I'd drive her and Tony around.
16:13Hey!
16:15Hey!
16:16No, excuse me.
16:17Man, I pay your salary,
16:18not Stella.
16:19Watch your tone, kid.
16:21I know you've been pining
16:22after my daughter.
16:24If you want to get with her,
16:25I'd say it's in your best interest
16:27to keep your future father-in-law happy.
16:30Besides, you two seem more suited
16:31for the bus.
16:32If anything.
16:35Kevin!
16:36What?
16:36I'm not messing around.
16:38Open the door.
16:39God, he's shameless.
16:41Hey, guys.
16:42You wanted to meet Stella's father, right?
16:44Here he is.
16:44A penniless fucking driver.
16:46Keep bluffing.
16:48We all know you're going to start
16:49wagging your tail the moment
16:50Stella shows up.
16:51Oh, yeah, right.
16:52I totally forgot.
16:53I'm so madly in love with her.
16:55I'm so madly in love with her.
16:57That's right.
16:59No matter how rich you are,
17:01as long as you keep
17:02groveling at my daughter's feet,
17:04she'll eventually replace you
17:05as the heir to the Quinn Corporation.
17:11Kevin,
17:12I'll say this one more time.
17:14Open this door
17:15or I'd be happy to call my father
17:17that you don't know
17:18who the big boss is, okay?
17:20Everyone is replaceable.
17:22What's up with this kid today?
17:24He's got more attitude than usual.
17:27Great timing, Stella.
17:28You're Stalker and his raggedy girlfriend
17:30and you're trying to hitch a ride.
17:31Well, here comes Stella.
17:34She can teach this sucker a lesson.
17:36Oh, no.
17:37It looks like we don't have room
17:38for you guys today.
17:40Since I'm so giving,
17:42here's some bus fare.
17:46You know, Stella,
17:47I really underestimated you.
17:48How'd a girl with nothing
17:49become such a spoiled brat?
17:51You want a repeat
17:52of the cafeteria, buddy?
17:54Seriously, Enzo,
17:55I just forgave you
17:56for what happened earlier.
17:58If this is your big attempt
17:59at getting my attention,
18:01newsflash, Enzo,
18:02I'm not going to fall
18:03for your little tantrum.
18:04Oh, yeah?
18:05Let's see who really throws a tantrum
18:06when they find out
18:07who owns the car, huh?
18:08Tony, open the door.
18:13Have fun with your
18:14fugly church mounts, busboy.
18:15Hey, look, it's fine.
18:24I can make my own way home.
18:25It's fine.
18:25No.
18:26From now on,
18:26I'm going to start
18:27taking care of you, okay?
18:29Beginning with this.
18:34Dad, it's time
18:36to exterminate some guests.
18:38Dude, you can stop
18:39pretending, man.
18:40They're already gone.
18:42You and your little virgin friend
18:43can go hurry up
18:44before you miss the bus.
18:45God, Lily,
18:46are you brain dead?
18:47Or really just that desperate
18:49you'd choose this reject
18:50over a whole school of guys?
18:52Come on, Lily, stop.
18:53Aw, I think they're meant
18:55for each other.
18:56Like bacneum body odor.
18:59Keep laughing, guys.
19:01Any moment now,
19:02you're going to find out
19:02who's really the heir
19:03to the Queen Corporation.
19:04Stop pretending, man.
19:06We all know that Stella's
19:07keeping your bargain bin family afloat
19:09because of her bleeding heart.
19:10What a moron.
19:12If you just kept kissing
19:13the ground she walked on
19:14like a good little simp,
19:15she'd continue to pay your way.
19:17Aw, instead you went
19:18and spazzed out.
19:19And you'll have to live
19:20with that guilt and humiliation.
19:23The only person
19:24who's going to regret
19:25anything today
19:25will be Stella.
19:28Just you wait.
19:29Watch.
19:30That car will be turning around
19:32in three?
19:34Let's stay back.
19:35I want to watch this
19:36blow up in his face.
19:37Two?
19:38Dude's really committed
19:38to the bit.
19:39One.
19:41Yeah.
19:41You're right.
19:42One.
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