00:00I know you told me she's a poor orphan, but you didn't tell me she's also trailer trash.
00:28Funny, you didn't tell me his new girlfriend was a slut, either.
00:32Bitch! Cut the crap, Maya. You called, we're here. What do you want?
00:36I just don't want a two-time and asshole in my life anymore.
00:40Here's the bill for everything you owe me. Tuition, half the rent, expenses.
00:47$25,750.75. How petty can you be?
00:53Very. But, just because I don't want to see either of your faces ever again, $25,000, we'll call it even.
01:01You've become such a greedy skank.
01:03Me? Greedy? You're the one who cheated on me after mooching off me for years.
01:09Hey!
01:11Maya, please tell me the numbers you're punching in aren't for Brooks.
01:17It's just for him to stay in school.
01:19You know how he can stay in school? It's if he gets a job.
01:21I mean, why is it up to you to get him through law school anyway?
01:25Maya, are you okay?
01:29Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just lightheaded.
01:35You're selling blood? On top of working three side hustles? Are you crazy?
01:39Liz, I'm fine. It's just for him to stay in law school.
01:43Please don't tell anyone.
01:45I supported you for five years, Brooks. I put you through law school. I believed in you. I loved you. And how do you repay me? By crawling into her bed?
01:55Don't play the victim card. I didn't ask you to do all that.
01:57Oh my god.
01:59You think Brooks will stay with you for $25,000? You're so desperate. How's $30,000? A little extra just for you.
02:09Money can't buy you class, but now you can try.
02:13Why? It's not like it worked for you.
02:17Is that so?
02:19There you go.
02:21Now kneel down on the ground and pick it up. Like the little desperate peasant girl you are.
02:29Pick it up. Or what?
02:33You'll get your pore on me.
02:39Maya, apologize right now.
02:41Sorry. I heard you were lactose intolerant.
02:45Don't. People are watching.
02:51This is far from over.
02:55Ethan Armstrong, I have had it with you. You promised me a wedding today.
03:01Grandma, it's not my fault. She never showed up.
03:04Oh, please. Like I don't know you're still holding out for your childhood love, Stella Everett.
03:11Ethan, it's been 17 years. It's time to move on to get married.
03:17I completely agree.
03:19Baby, there you are.
03:25What?
03:27Remember, we were supposed to meet Grandma today?
03:31Yes. Grandma, I'm your future granddaughter-in-law.
03:35She reminds me of Stella.
03:37I will always find you.
03:39It's so nice to meet you.
03:41It's so nice to meet you.
03:43It's so nice to meet you.
03:45It's so nice to meet you.
03:47It's so nice to meet you.
03:49It's so nice to meet you.
03:51It's so nice to meet you.
03:53It's so nice to meet you.
03:55Maya, Maya Moore.
03:57You didn't tell your grandma about me?
03:59I wanted to surprise her.
04:01And what a wonderful surprise it is.
04:03So, what time are you two getting married today?
04:07Should I play along?
04:09Right now.
04:11Right, right now.
04:13Yep.
04:15Oh, that's wonderful.
04:17I always thought there was something romantic about eloping to a courthouse.
04:27Definitely.
04:29I like him.
04:31I guess he is kind of hot.
04:33Congratulations.
04:35So, Mr. Armstrong, do you know any good divorce lawyers?
04:45Thank you so much for your help.
04:49Maya, is it?
04:51Yeah.
04:53Maya.
04:55Or I could call you Mrs. Armstrong.
04:59What?
05:00Do you mind if we keep this thing going?
05:02Because my grandma is going to be on me like a hawk.
05:07Um...
05:08Oh yeah.
05:09I almost forgot.
05:11This is for all your troubles.
05:13Passcode is six zeros.
05:15And it would be way more convincing if you moved in with me.
05:20I'm sorry.
05:22What?
05:23Oh, I didn't even ask.
05:25Do you have a boyfriend?
05:26Not anymore.
05:28He's dead to me.
05:29Perfect.
05:32I have to go.
05:34I'll talk to you later, Mrs. Armstrong.
05:41Wait, but when are we getting divorced?
05:46Hello, Ethan, my boy.
05:48Mr. Everett.
05:49You ever going to call me Grandpa?
05:51You know, you practically lived at my house when you were a kid.
05:53Mr. Everett seems more appropriate now that we're going to be working together.
05:58Are you telling me that the Armstrong-Everett merger went through?
06:03How did you ever convince your grandma to get those board votes that you needed?
06:08I gave her what she wanted.
06:11I got married.
06:15Married?
06:16Yes.
06:17To a great girl.
06:18That's just great.
06:19I didn't think you'd ever get over Stella's disappearance, but I'm glad you did, son.
06:31Well, I want you to have a good life.
06:33Thanks, Grandpa.
06:34Well, I guess we'll discuss this more when I see you at the office.
06:38Alright.
06:46My beautiful granddaughter.
06:48I can't believe it's been 17 years since you disappeared.
06:51So, did you take care of that cheating rat and his Minnie Mouse?
07:05Of course.
07:06You should have seen that bitch's face when I threw a coffee in it.
07:08Maya Moore.
07:09I don't know how you find the time to gossip when your KPIs are in the toilet.
07:18We want to interview with the CEO of Armstrong Enterprises.
07:21Make it happen or you're fired.
07:23Mr. Armstrong is the youngest tycoon on Wall Street.
07:26Even the New York Times needs months in advance to get an interview with him.
07:29Oh, I'm sorry.
07:30Did anyone hear me ask Liz for her opinion?
07:34You have 72 hours.
07:36Oh, and there are some boxes in the storage closet in case you want to get a head start in clearing out your desk.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:51That's my husband.
07:52Armstrong is known for being a dick in interviews.
07:55What did you do to piss the old witch off?
07:57I didn't do anything.
08:01Auntie Teresa, you have to kick her out of the company.
08:04Maya Moore is ruining my life.
08:06Oh, don't you worry, Pumpkin.
08:08I'll deal with her.
08:10Thank you, Auntie.
08:11Anything for my favorite niece.
08:21Miss me already?
08:23You're THE Ethan Armstrong?
08:25Why didn't you say anything?
08:27You never asked.
08:28Is something wrong?
08:29No.
08:31Well, I do have a small favor to ask you.
08:35A big favor.
08:37You're my wife.
08:39There's no such thing as a favor between us, Mrs. Armstrong.
08:43Well, the publication I work for would like to invite you to do an interview with us.
08:48I am a very busy man.
08:49Oh, no, of course.
08:50It's impossible to get an interview with you for good reason, obviously.
08:51Maya, relax.
08:52I'm just playing with you.
08:53Of course I'll do it.
08:54That's it?
08:55No need to think it over?
08:56What's there to think about?
08:57You're my wife.
08:58If you ask, I'm there.
08:59Well, that's very kind.
09:00I'll see you later, Mrs. Armstrong.
09:04I could get used to this whole marriage thing.
09:11What do you want?
09:12I just got us an exclusive interview with Ethan Armstrong.
09:13What do you want?
09:14I just got us an exclusive interview with Ethan Armstrong.
09:15What's there to think about?
09:16What's there to think about?
09:17You're my wife.
09:18If you ask, I'm there.
09:19Well, that's very kind.
09:20I'll see you later, Mrs. Armstrong.
09:21I could get used to this whole marriage thing.
09:36What do you want?
09:37I just got us an exclusive interview with Ethan Armstrong.
09:40Sorry, I just got us an exclusive interview with Ethan Armstrong.
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