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00:00Traveling halfway around the world for my missing husband is probably the craziest thing I've ever done.
00:08Mikhail, where are you?
00:14Do you speak English?
00:18I'm looking for my...
00:20American girls love sex.
00:22You do me right here?
00:24Not that kind of girl!
00:26Ah!
00:28Grab it!
00:29What are you saying?
00:30Stop!
00:31He's not getting out!
00:43Oh, fresh meat!
00:46Hands up.
00:47This is for Mr. Anne.
00:49Did somebody call for Magic 5?
00:53Woo!
00:54Hey, bitch!
00:55We have to be like a horse.
00:56Take, take...
00:57Prrp!
00:58I'll kill you.
00:59We don't have a horse.
01:00We don't have a horse.
01:01Oh, yes.
01:02We are like a horse.
01:03Woo!
01:04That's me.
01:10Mikhail!
01:13Mikhail, thank God I found you!
01:16Mr. M, you know this tacky bitch?
01:19Mikhail, you're too good for this disgusting hellhole.
01:21Come on, let's get out of here.
01:22No!
01:26What are you doing?
01:27I'm your wife!
01:28A poor, boring country bum like you?
01:30How could you be my wife?
01:33What's gotten into you?
01:34You said that it didn't matter that we were poor,
01:36that we'd be happy if we loved each other.
01:41It's not we, or poor.
01:44It is you!
01:46Who are you kidding?
01:49Is that a fantasy?
01:50What is it?
01:51Tell me to these idiots who are in the real world.
01:53Mr. M!
01:55Mr. M!
01:56Mr. M!
01:57Mr. M!
01:58Mr. M!
01:59Mr. M!
02:00Mr. M!
02:01Mr. M!
02:02Mr. M!
02:03Mr. M!
02:04Mr. M!
02:05Mr. M!
02:06Now hurry up.
02:07Take off your clothes and sit on the policy.
02:14Will be my best girl.
02:19Pastor? Why would you marry me?
02:26Green card, bitch.
02:29Now I can fuck around worldwide, right?
02:33Yeah, bitch!
02:37Well now, sign the divorce contract and get the fuck out of here.
02:49You fucking asshole.
02:57My turn.
03:00No! Get off me! Get off me!
03:04Bitch! Grab her!
03:11No!
03:13Stop! Stop my ghost! Stop!
03:18Put her down!
03:48I said put her down.
03:50Put her down.
03:52I said put her down.
03:54On your own business, for you regret it.
03:58No!
03:59No!
04:00No!
04:01No!
04:02No!
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04:09No!
04:10No!
04:11No!
04:12No!
04:13No!
04:15No, Hammer!
04:17No!
04:18No!
04:19No!
04:28No!
04:30No!
04:31I am not dead.
04:55Medican.
05:01You sound like you are too.
05:06I used to study there when you were in diapers.
05:19Wait.
05:20They took my passport.
05:21Can you take me to the police station?
05:24They own the cops.
05:27It's gone, little girl.
05:28Well, can you give me a ride?
05:30Well, what am I supposed to do?
05:31Please, I know you're a gentleman.
05:35What makes you think I'm a gentleman?
05:42You know, these aren't just used for bad guys.
05:48Listen, little girl.
05:49In this world, you cannot trust anyone.
05:55Tomorrow morning, you go to precinct 54 and you ask for Officer Olga.
06:01That is all I can offer you.
06:02Let go.
06:03Please.
06:04Just take me to a cheap hotel.
06:05You sure you want to ride with me?
06:06Mm-hmm.
06:07No.
06:08No.
06:09No.
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06:38No.
06:39Okay.
06:40Hold on tight.
06:41It's gonna be a wide ride.
06:43Can't decide what smoke polluted
06:51Your mouth or your brain
06:53And once again
06:54To the confidence created
06:56Surrounded by frozen friends
06:59And who to say they
07:01I'll go down your way
07:04I cannot afford this place
07:08Can we go somewhere else?
07:09Wait, come back
07:13Welcome back, General
07:26General
07:30Is this real?
07:39I'm in a Russian General's mansion
07:42Uh, Mr. General
07:55I promise it's only one night
08:02Just one night?
08:08Yes
08:09I'll leave first thing in the morning
08:10Once I find my luggage
08:12And I'll find a way to pay you back
08:14And how will you pay me back?
08:18You know what?
08:19I should find a motel
08:20I shouldn't be here
08:21Are you afraid of me?
08:26No
08:26No, I, you're
08:29An, an
08:33A respected general
08:34A real war hero
08:36I, I
08:37Why are you blushing?
08:40American girl
08:41Are you lying to me?
08:43No, no, I
08:45I
08:46I
08:46You're hurt
08:49Let me help you
08:52Mr.
08:54Uh, General
08:56Sergei
08:57Petrov
08:58Petrov
08:59Funny
09:03It's my husband's last name too
09:06Hmm
09:07Ex-husband
09:08Followed him halfway around the world
09:10Turns out
09:12He's nothing but a lying piece of shit
09:15Do you want me to kill him?
09:21Or cut off his balls?
09:27No
09:27Thank, thank you
09:29You can't do that
09:30But
09:30Thank you
09:32You don't have to stay if you don't want
09:34You can leave anytime
09:35But be careful
09:40The bears come out at night
09:43Stay
09:51Who is it?
10:03Good evening, miss
10:04The general sent some wine to warm your blood
10:07These Moscow nights can be bitter cold
10:10These two is for you
10:12Thank you
10:13So he does have a heart after all
10:21God knows I need this after the day
10:25The general, we've captured this man
10:36Attempt him to seduce you
10:38What was your plan?
10:41Get you drunk
10:42Dominate you in bed
10:43You'll tell me everything
10:45Perfect
10:47Except only one thing
10:50I've got vodka in my blood
10:52That's why I spiked your wine
10:55Makes you very horny
10:57Send this to Amber's room, please
11:00Dastard
11:01No
11:04What's wrong with me?
11:11I'm so dizzy
11:12I'm so freaking hot
11:14Oh my god
11:15Oh my god
11:15Oh my god
11:16Oh my god
11:44You shouldn't be here
11:54Come here
11:56Take that off
11:59I'm so hot
12:02Help me
12:03Hey, come with me now
12:06Hey
12:14Come with me now
12:16You're gonna regret this tomorrow
12:21No
12:23No I won't
12:25That's not the way you wear our uniform
12:29Show me how
12:32General
12:35Are you sure?
12:42Yeah
12:42Are you sure?
12:46Good morning
12:58Good morning
13:12What are you doing?
13:18Miss
13:19We are here to dress you
13:21General Petrov
13:22Is inviting you
13:23To the Moscow Gala
13:24Oh my goodness
13:29You've brought all of Paris Fashion Week here
13:31The general did
13:32For you
13:33Oh no
13:35I'll be fine in jeans
13:37Besides, why would the general want to bring me to the gala?
13:39I'm nobody
13:39The general's date is not a nobody
13:42His date?
13:44It's no secret
13:46We all hear you last night
13:47That really happened?
13:54I thought it was a dream
13:55No more wine for me
13:57You must have heard wrong
13:59I
13:59No
14:00Miss
14:00These outfits
14:02Were tailored for you last night
14:04He has never done this for anyone before
14:06It would be a perfect fit
14:08He knew my size
14:11Please
14:11Do not refuse his kindness
14:13He put a roof over my head
14:17There's no way I can say no
14:19Okay
14:22I'll go
14:24Who's that beautiful girl?
14:54Who's that beautiful girl?
14:58Who's that beautiful girl?
15:00That necklace she's wearing
15:01It's a priceless antique
15:03Tears of the moon?
15:04Couture room
15:06By Mrs. Marie
15:07I heard general Petrov invited a VIP tonight
15:10Could it be her?
15:12The general never brings a date
15:14Why is everyone staring at me?
15:17Who the hell let you in?
15:24Who is this woman, Mikhail?
15:32This bitch won't leave me alone.
15:36She's a professional stalker!
15:39That's not true, I...
15:41Shut up, Jan!
15:42Just shut the fuck up!
15:44Why are all these peasant girls so obsessed with me, huh?
15:47Come on, you cheated on me!
15:49Why I'd ever fall for a scumbag like you?
15:52Grew a backbone, right?
15:54So...
15:55How did you get so rich?
15:56Which part did you sell first?
15:58Those little titties?
16:00Or...
16:01Dead ass?
16:03Huh?
16:10You crazy bitch!
16:17So, here was that little American whore who stole my man?
16:22Who are you?
16:25I'm Mikhail Real Girlfriend!
16:33I'm Mikhail Real Girlfriend!
16:35Five years!
16:36Hands off my man, you chief slut!
16:38What?
16:39No, he's a cheating liar!
16:41You have no idea what he's really li-
16:43Shut up!
16:44You're a gold digger!
16:45Give it back!
16:46Huh?
16:47Did you see that?
16:48The Trump tried to steal my diamonds!
16:50Mikhail?
16:51Why'd you invite this homeless hooker here?
16:52She's disgusting!
16:53Pretending to be rich so she can scam the sucker!
16:54No, that's not true!
16:55Someone invited me!
16:56By who?
16:57The only people here!
16:58General Petrov!
16:59Oh boy!
17:00Oh boy!
17:01Oh, Shliss!
17:02Next you will say the President sent you!
17:03You don't need to lie, Amber!
17:04If you lick my shoes, I'll give you an invitation!
17:05Oh, good idea, Mikhail!
17:06Oh, good idea, Mikhail!
17:07Teach this ignorant bitch a lesson!
17:10No!
17:11Yeah!
17:12Let go!
17:13No, no, let go of me!
17:14Yes!
17:15Yes, yes, yes!
17:16Yes, yes!
17:17Yes!
17:18Yes!
17:19Yes, yes, yes!
17:20Oh boy!
17:21Oh boy!
17:22Oh, Shliss, next you will say the President sent you!
17:24Hmm...
17:25You don't need to lie, Amber!
17:27If you lick my shoes, I'll give you an invitation!
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh, good idea, Mikhail!
17:31Teach this ignorant bitch a lesson!
17:32No!
17:35Yes?
17:36Let go!
17:37No, stop, no!
17:38Yes?
17:39Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
17:52Stop.
18:09Dad?
18:16You're here?
18:20Dad?
18:25Dad?
18:26Oh, my God.
18:28Sergei is my ex-husband's father.
18:33The hell are you doing?
18:34I'm teaching this bitch a lesson.
18:39General, this gold digger forced Mikhail to marry her.
18:43She's obsessed with him.
18:44No, that's not how it is.
18:45She's a fraud, and she had the audacity to claim she was invited here.
18:50She's just an American regular rat.
18:55Don't tell me she was invited?
19:01Amber is my guest.
19:03I invited her.
19:08Dad?
19:09Are you out of your mind?
19:11General, she only wants your money.
19:14Oh, she's a con artist.
19:16Leave my family alone, you evil bitch.
19:19Dad.
19:22Kick you out.
19:25Now.
19:26The ones that should be thrown out of here.
19:32Or all of you.
19:34What kind of man sleeps with his son's ex-wife?
19:46You think I knew?
19:47You think I wanted to sleep with my ex-husband's baby?
19:50You think I wanted to sleep with my ex-husband's dad?
20:04They said you seduced Mikhail.
20:06Seduced.
20:08He pursued me.
20:09He pretended to love me for a green card.
20:13And then he dumped me like trash right after our wedding.
20:19What?
20:22That bastard.
20:25I'm his father.
20:27And I've always known he's a rotten egg.
20:28Is that why you're with me?
20:40To seek revenge on Mikhail?
20:44Revenge?
20:45No, you are just like your son.
20:50You are so full of yourself.
20:53You think a poor girl like me would want to use you?
20:56You know what?
20:57When I found out that you were Mikhail's father, it made me sick.
21:15Sergei, you're not a fool.
21:18What have you done?
21:24Sorry, miss.
21:25Your luggage is gone.
21:26So is your passport.
21:28The American Embassy will assure you a new one in one month.
21:33A month?
21:34Can't you do anything to speed it up?
21:36I've got nowhere to go.
21:37No money.
21:39No nothing.
21:40I'm sorry, miss.
21:41We must follow the procedure.
21:45How am I going to survive here for a whole month?
21:58No work.
21:59Permit.
22:00No job.
22:01Get up.
22:01Please.
22:02I was a waitress in America.
22:03Just give me a chance.
22:05Get up.
22:05I'll work for half the pay.
22:07Oh, Luke.
22:15Cinderella.
22:17Hey, Amber, what's wrong?
22:18Run out of man to sleep for money?
22:24No man wants to be near her.
22:27She smells like trash.
22:28Who let her sink up the place?
22:31She must be in the toilet.
22:32I'm so done with you airheads.
22:35Move.
22:35I'm getting a job.
22:37How dare you insult me?
22:43Yana, let's teach this bitch a lesson.
22:45Let's make her suffer.
22:50No, let go of me!
22:58Sergei, you idiot.
23:00Why did you let her leave?
23:02What are you doing?
23:04What's the sad part of the stink of?
23:15What's wrong now?
23:17Do you start to eat?
23:18Yeah?
23:18Oh, drink more, fucking bitch.
23:23Oh, 21.
23:24Yeah?
23:26Yeah.
23:26Yeah.
23:27Oh.
23:28Oh.
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23:34Hey!
23:34Let her go!
23:39I said, let her go!
23:44Do you know what you're doing, Harry?
23:55You suck a mouth.
23:56I should drown all of you.
23:58Let evil the family come after!
24:00I don't give a shit about your rotten family.
24:06Tell me who hurt him or who hurt him.
24:14Slap this bitch.
24:17You'll live.
24:19Slap her!
24:24Don't you do it.
24:26I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry!
24:28You're a fucking bitch!
24:32You did this!
24:34You're not killed. You're my son.
24:38That's so good!
24:52General, what are you doing here?
24:54You'd rather wait tables than keep me company.
24:58You knew.
25:00I searched the whole city for you.
25:02You don't think I'm a lousy gold digger?
25:06I was wrong, Amber.
25:20And I'm sorry.
25:22For everything that Mikhail has done to you.
25:24He grew up with my ex-wife.
25:26So I didn't have a proper chance of raising myself.
25:30You don't deserve any of this.
25:32Can you ever forgive me?
25:38He's nothing like his evil son.
25:43Last night was a mistake.
25:46A spy drugged a wine and I...
25:51I couldn't control myself.
25:54Do you regret sleeping with me?
25:56Never.
25:58You were, um...
26:00You were more than good.
26:02...
26:08Make sure you luck-o.
26:10The bears will get you.
26:13You...
26:14You...
26:16I want the bear that lives inside the house.
26:20I want the bear that lives inside the house.
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