00:00Chris, I can't marry you. It's not because I don't want to. I mean, you're gorgeous.
00:16Your true bride, Gertrude, who you've never met, hired me to pretend to be her while she was having a baby.
00:22Focus! I have to tell the truth today in front of everyone.
00:30Focus!
01:00Today's the big day. And tonight, I'll officially make you my wife.
01:07Chris, I need to tell you something.
01:11Chris Connor, do you take Gertrude to be your lawful wedded wife?
01:15Oh, God, I have to tell him. I have to stop this madness.
01:16To love and to cherish for the rest of your days?
01:21I do.
01:22Okay, I'll pretend to faint. That'll do the trick.
01:25And do you, Gertrude, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband, to love and to cherish for the rest of your days?
01:32One.
01:34I do.
01:37By the power of this in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kiss the bride.
01:42Miss Gertrude, is everything all right? Do you need any help?
02:05Gertrude, when will you be back?
02:08The baby's overdue, Emily. What do you want me to do? Push it out on command? There's three more days.
02:14The wedding is in four days. Why don't you come back and do this yourself?
02:18Because I'm busy growing your rent money. Now be a good stand-in and keep my arranged marriage fiancé happy. Will you?
02:25Okay, this isn't swapping shifts at work. This is your fiancé. He talks. He notices things.
02:31And he has a fiancé who looks exactly like you. Relax, Emily. Just three more days. Stick to the script. Make him happy. Keep him busy. And keep your mouth shut.
02:42I'll leave her with the bed.
02:43Are you okay?
02:50Wait, what happened? Did I faint?
02:52Yeah. You scared me. I thought we lost you to those heels.
02:57Are you sure you're okay? Maybe you should lie back down.
03:00No, I'm fine. I think this dress is just tight.
03:02Better?
03:14Yeah.
03:19You know, you had me really worried.
03:22Now that we're officially married.
03:43Please, um...
03:44What? What's wrong?
03:45Actually, I'm on my period.
03:47Oh.
03:48Yeah, I have this really bad cramp, actually.
03:50All right. I'll, um...
03:53Stay here. I'll get you some crampillers.
04:03Where the hell were you?
04:05I told you I was in labor.
04:08Oh, how are you? How is the baby?
04:10The baby's okay, but I had some complications.
04:14I can't leave yet.
04:15You're gonna have to stay for another month.
04:17What?
04:18How? He wants to sleep with me tonight.
04:24We're women.
04:25We have a thousand reasons to say no.
04:28Oh, I'm tired.
04:30Oh, I'm not feeling well.
04:32Uh, my back hurts.
04:33Figure it out.
04:35But I...
04:35But I...
04:36Just keep stalling him.
04:37Dad!
04:48Hey.
04:48Hey.
04:50You had a lot on your plate today.
04:52Here.
04:54Take some of these.
04:56Feel better.
04:56Take some of these.
05:13Bye-bye.
05:18Bye-bye.
05:20Bye-bye.
05:22hey whoa whoa look at you two getting cozy and here I thought we'd find you
05:40stressed out not whatever this is don't you not funny that anyway it's time to
05:47drink all right here's to me the bride who barely survived her own wedding
06:05to my husband to the wedding
06:17to my wife Gertrude
06:24who today made me the happiest man in the world
06:32do you want to get out of here of course but first
06:40should he down it
06:43I can't wait when we get inside you are gonna make me happiest man alive
07:02because we're married that means I've already won
07:08oh my god oh my god are you okay are you okay are you okay
07:12just promise me one thing what
07:15you'll never stop making me laugh like this
07:18I'll do my best
07:21great
07:23fine fine because I think
07:33you might be my favorite person
07:37and now I feel terrible how do I keep lying to this guy
07:41you're different
08:02what do you mean
08:06when I first met you I
08:08oh you okay
08:13false alarm
08:16I spent my whole life surrounded by people that are constantly calculating
08:24trying to get something and you were just kind of flustered and
08:31straightforward completely yourself
08:34and I couldn't stop thinking about you
08:39you couldn't stop thinking about me
08:43yeah
08:44something about you
08:47felt
08:48real
08:50different from
08:52anyone I've ever met
08:53you were a little awkward
08:56very cute
08:59honest
09:02and completely
09:05unforgettable
09:06you are not just
09:10the woman I married
09:12you are the woman
09:14I want to spend the rest of my life with
09:16I'm gonna take a shower
09:35no no no stay
09:37I'm going
09:40why is it so hard for you to say no
09:50I guess you don't want to say no
09:52silly girl
09:53Chris I'm sorry but
10:05I'm sorry
10:06I'm sorry
10:07I'm sorry
10:08I'm sorry
10:09I'm sorry
10:10I'm sorry
10:11I'm sorry
10:12I'm sorry
10:13I'm sorry
10:14I'm sorry
10:15I'm sorry
10:16I'm sorry
10:17I'm sorry
10:18I'm sorry
10:19I'm sorry
10:20I'm sorry
10:21I'm sorry
10:22I'm sorry
10:23I'm sorry
10:24I'm sorry
10:25I'm sorry
10:26I'm sorry
10:27I'm sorry
10:28I'm sorry
10:29I'm sorry
10:30I'm sorry
10:31I'm sorry
10:32I'm sorry
10:33I'm sorry
10:34You made all this?
10:44Good morning.
10:46I figured you might be hungry after last night.
10:58Chris.
11:00Chris, are you okay?
11:04Yeah, sorry.
11:06I didn't mean to do that.
11:11You know, when I was a kid, Sundays were all about family meals like this.
11:15My mom didn't cook, but she would make sure we all sat together.
11:18The chef would always make something up or mess up the seasoning,
11:22but my mom would just laugh about it.
11:26It was really loud, full of life.
11:30And one day it got quiet.
11:35I was only six years old when I got into that car accident.
11:39I feel like after all this time, I should be fine.
11:44Sometimes it feels like it's just me.
11:49I'm all alone.
11:51You're not alone, Chris.
11:57Not anymore.
11:59Not anymore.
12:18Probably just work stuff.
12:20I'm not alone.
12:21I'm not alone.
12:22I'm not alone.
12:23I'm not alone.
12:28I'm up to work with you.
12:29Okay?
12:30La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
12:42Dr. Morgan's office, how can I help?
12:44Emily, we need you back at the hospital. There's been an emergency. I was short-staffed.
12:49Okay, I'll be right there.
12:51Well, your surgical wound is healing nicely. Just get lots of rest and you'll be fine.
13:01Well, Doc, can we have sex anytime soon?
13:03You can't just ask that. It's embarrassing.
13:05What's the big deal? I'm your wife. I care about that. Why do you think I married you anyway?
13:10No, not yet. I'm sorry to say.
13:17What a wonderful idea.
13:21Hey!
13:25Where are you going in such a hurry?
13:28If I'm not mistaken, your period should be all gone by now.
13:34Actually, I really pulled my surgical wound today. The doctors, they fixed it, but they said I need a rest.
13:41You had surgery?
13:42Yeah, today.
13:43Where did you get this report? It actually looks pretty real.
13:53What are you talking about? That is a real doctor's report.
13:57Oh, is it? Really? When exactly did you grow a prostate?
14:02Shit, I packed the wrong report.
14:09Do you want to explain this? Why are you lying to me about having surgery?
14:17I did have surgery. Appendicitis surgery.
14:21All right. Let's see it.
14:24What are you doing? No, you're going to pull my wound!
14:28I told you I didn't lie.
14:40Sorry.
14:41I must have just taken one of the wrong reports. I mixed them up.
14:46Are you sure it's not just a sticker?
14:51Ow!
14:52I got the sticker from a friend in the plastic surgery department.
14:57It cost me $100 for God's sake!
15:04You know, I'm your wife.
15:07I love you.
15:08And it really hurts me that you don't believe me.
15:27Rise and shine.
15:32Chris, I told you I can't get intimate right now. The doctors...
15:37It's not about that.
15:45Drink that, and then we got to get ready.
15:48Grandma invited us for lunch to celebrate Jessica returning from London.
15:51Wait, who's Jessica?
15:53She's an old family friend.
15:55Her father did a lot of business with ours, and...
15:58She's my ex-girlfriend.
16:03I heard that Gertrude actually has a long-term lover.
16:06And even got pregnant.
16:08From what I know about her and some of her wild stories,
16:11Chris won't be happy in this marriage.
16:14Well, Jessica, it is an arranged marriage promised many years ago.
16:18You know how it is.
16:19We all have that rebellious phase, but...
16:22Once they get married, they'll fall in love.
16:25Grandma Beatrice, there's no way the Gertrude I know could actually attend this wedding with Chris.
16:30It must be a scheme.
16:32You've got to stop looking at those soap operas, dear.
16:35Come on.
16:48Whoa, whoa, whoa.
16:50Hey, don't be so nervous.
16:52Grandma's a sweetheart.
16:54Gertrude said they've never met.
16:57It should be fine.
16:58I'm not joking.
17:00I can prove it.
17:01Prove what?
17:04Grandma.
17:05This is my wife, Gertrude.
17:08Gertrude?
17:09Grandma Beatrice.
17:10Hi, Beatrice.
17:12It's really good to meet you.
17:14Let's adjourn to the dining room.
17:23How is it?
17:28This is my seat.
17:31I'm sorry, but this seat is for family.
17:34My family has been friends with Chris's for decades.
17:37How dare you indicate otherwise?
17:48And how dare you sit beside Chris when you're not even Gertrude?
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