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00:00You know, I might not be a genius, but I do know that sheets belong on the bed.
00:10I know. I'm getting the floor ready for you to sleep.
00:13Oh, you're joking, right?
00:16Doesn't look like I'm joking.
00:17Oh, maybe not.
00:19Because then you would be crazy because I'm not sleeping on the floor with the sheets that you put on the floor.
00:26Because you know what? We're both adults, we're both married, and we are both going to sleep in the bed.
00:32Fine. But if you snore, I'm kicking you out of the bed.
00:35Yeah, well, you know what? The same thing goes for you, sweetheart. Go to the store.
00:44What are you doing?
00:46I'm getting comfortable.
00:47You can't be serious.
00:55Go ahead and put your PJs back on.
00:58Pajamas!
00:59No.
01:01I only sleep naked.
01:02Yeah, not tonight.
01:03Oh, I'm sorry.
01:05Not tonight.
01:06What are you going to do? Are you going to come over here and put the clothes on for me?
01:11Alright, well, I'm not sleeping in the bed with you naked, so I'll just take the floor.
01:15Okay, fine, fine.
01:17Fine, fine, fine, fine.
01:21Fine.
01:24I'll put boxers on, alright?
01:27They're going to make you happy, sweetheart?
01:31It's starting.
01:36You going to get the sheets?
01:41Just leave them.
01:42Yeah, I was thinking that was my idea.
01:49Okay, let's call it a...
01:56Shut up.
01:56I'm...
02:04I love you.
02:06I love you.
02:13I love you.
02:44Hey, nerds. Come here.
02:49Well, congratulations.
02:52The client loved your pitch and your flexibility with staying with him over the weekend.
02:57So we have secured the deal.
03:00Yes.
03:01That's great, Mr. Hartley.
03:03So, as a token of his appreciation, he has asked me to give you this.
03:10One month of luxurious living in his stunning condo.
03:15Uh, wait.
03:17I already have a place to live, so...
03:19Yeah.
03:20So do I.
03:21Yeah.
03:22Well, now you have two.
03:25And you cannot insult Norm by turning this down.
03:30Remember, it is your little marriage that helped seal this deal.
03:34So do not mess it up.
03:38Oh, okay.
03:57Okay.
03:58I'll get the door for you.
04:05That's okay.
04:05I got it.
04:06Oh, okay.
04:07Okay.
04:08Ooh.
04:09My lady.
04:10Hmm.
04:15Hmm.
04:15Hmm.
04:16Hmm.
04:17Hmm.
04:17You can take the couch.
04:28Oh, come on.
04:28Really?
04:29It'll do your squad some good to live like the common folk for once.
04:32Oh, you see?
04:33I just think you're scared that you might give into your urges if you were to sleep in bed with me.
04:39Hmm.
04:40I don't think that'd be a problem.
04:44I do.
04:45Hmm.
04:45Hmm.
04:47I don't think that'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I don't think it'd be a problem, but I
05:17so you can cook
05:24a little bit
05:27my grandfather taught me
05:29he was all about
05:31family dinners
05:33maybe I could
05:39help
05:41well did he teach you how to cook
05:49for dates too
05:50maybe
05:52is it a date
05:55I don't think you can date your wife
05:59well I don't think
06:01anything about our marriage is conventional
06:03yeah
06:05do you want to say a trick
06:08yeah
06:09pretty impressive
06:15a little something
06:16let me take it for you
06:27what are you doing
06:35so Norm imported a special brand of ice cream
06:38and I want you to try
06:40I
06:41I
06:42okay
06:43what's amazing
06:50I
06:50have a
06:55I
06:56I
07:05I
07:05I
07:08I
07:10I
07:11Should we take this to the bedroom?
07:32Nice try, but no.
07:35Your little tactics for all you work here.
07:37Okay, what tactics?
07:38Trying to weasel your way into my bedroom?
07:41The catch is all yours, hubby.
08:03Victoria, what a pleasure seeing you here.
08:05Um, hi Douglas, it's nice to see one of our top investors.
08:10How are you?
08:10Very well, thank you.
08:13You know, Victoria, I've heard so much about you.
08:15I'd love to get some coffee sometime and discuss business.
08:19Um, maybe, but...
08:23Well, if it isn't my favorite Playboy.
08:28Playboy?
08:29Ha!
08:30Um, I don't know what you're talking about.
08:31Does that mean you're free for me to steal you again?
08:35Not exactly.
08:37No.
08:41Oh, I see.
08:42Have you got something going on with Miss Lockhart?
08:47It's complicated.
08:48Well, let's uncomplicate things.
08:53Don't you think?
08:54Come on.
08:57You know what?
09:11Maybe I'll take you up on that coffee.
09:13It might be nice to talk business.
09:16Maybe even more.
09:17That sounds great.
09:18I'll make sure it's worth your while.
09:20What's your availability next week?
09:22Uh, let me check the calendar.
09:26Okay.
09:27Um, uh, Charlotte, um, okay.
09:30Like I said, I am a little bit occupied, okay?
09:33It's a little complicated.
09:35Listen, I want to help you, Gavin.
09:37I know you're having a meeting with Duo Star Group.
09:42I just so happen to have some inside information that'll make your presentation stand out among the rest.
09:47You know what, Charlotte?
09:58Why don't we get together and, um, rekindle things?
10:01Perfect.
10:03Perfect.
10:13Hey, you two dummies.
10:15Come with me.
10:16I have a couple of very influential clients that I need to introduce you to.
10:20Come on.
10:20You know, I've got some insider info on those clients.
10:26If you still want the CEO position, this could be your ticket.
10:29Have a nice night with, uh, Douglas, huh?
10:43Why?
10:44Are you jealous?
10:45Me?
10:46Jealous?
10:47No.
10:48Funny, because it sure sounds like you are.
10:51Not jealous.
10:52Just concerned.
10:55Concerned?
10:55Mm-hmm.
10:56About what?
10:57I'm a big girl.
10:58I've lived my whole life without you.
11:00Maybe just concerned that you're trying to use him to get ahead.
11:03That's all.
11:04Oh, here we go again with the sleeping to the top rhetoric.
11:06Nope.
11:07Didn't say that.
11:08And you're one to talk.
11:10You've been using people for years.
11:12You're just mad that I'm playing the game smart.
11:15Okay, you know what?
11:16Forgive me for looking out for you.
11:18All right?
11:19Looking out for me?
11:21Yes.
11:22How could you possibly do that with your tongue down Charlotte's throat?
11:26Okay, you know what?
11:27Forget it.
11:28All right?
11:28Good night, Victoria.
11:35Good night, Calvin.
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11:59Wow, this is actually really good.
12:29Thanks, Kevin.
12:59What the hell?
13:15Good morning, sunshine.
13:22You can't join me?
13:24As delightful as that looks, I'll pass.
13:29You're lost.
13:31Maybe later.
13:32I'm going to go for a run.
13:35You have time to do that before work?
13:37Yeah, my meeting are canceled.
13:40Okay.
13:42Well, I guess I'll see you at the office.
13:44Dinner tonight?
14:02I've got some new clients that I think would be a great fit for Harley Industries.
14:07Sure.
14:08Just send me the place in time and I'll be there.
14:10Where's Kevin?
14:17Oh, um, something came up.
14:19But don't worry, he's prepped me on the presentation, so we're not going to waste your time.
14:24Please go ahead and take a seat.
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