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00:00:00EGG TIME!
00:00:07Walk in, chat! I don't know what I'm getting myself into, but it can't be good!
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00:00:57Checkpoint. Drone pad. Checkpoint.
00:01:04GG.
00:01:13Egging on.
00:01:16Chad, if we beat RV there yet, this is going to be no challenge.
00:01:19An egg outside the hen house. That's unusual.
00:01:24How I move.
00:01:27Wait. It's moving.
00:01:32Yeah, it's moving.
00:01:33Hey, egg. Can you hear me? Jump if you can hear me.
00:01:37You can.
00:01:38Yeah.
00:01:39That changes everything. But what are we doing down there?
00:01:43That's not your place. Let's head inside the hen house.
00:01:47It's cold.
00:01:48Oh my goodness, did I beat the game?
00:01:49But it's not quite as it used to be.
00:01:52Everything here seems different, but it's hard to explain.
00:01:56It's over.
00:01:56If you climb to the rooftop, you'll get the idea.
00:01:59I'm never going to make it to the rooftop, though. That's what you don't understand.
00:02:06Oh, lord.
00:02:07Wait. Some of your jumps seem to launch you higher.
00:02:10Clean.
00:02:14I get it.
00:02:15Clean.
00:02:15You jump higher when you cut from your tip.
00:02:18Am I right?
00:02:19No way.
00:02:22By tip, I mean the point.
00:02:24Are they serious?
00:02:25By the head?
00:02:26This can't be the way I need to go.
00:02:28You're not much of a talker, are you?
00:02:29That's fine.
00:02:30Chad, help!
00:02:36We gon' crack!
00:02:41That was so clear!
00:02:43Oh my goodness, this is the easiest game I've ever played.
00:02:56I'm not going to fail a single time.
00:02:57Do you see the amount of locket?
00:03:24Oh, are you okay?
00:03:26Your shell just cracked.
00:03:28I can see your insides?
00:03:31Okay, it's fixed.
00:03:33That's a relief.
00:03:35I was worried that you might start leaking.
00:03:37Can you stop talking?
00:03:41Not gonna lie, can you stop?
00:03:45Wait, shortcut!
00:03:47Wait, this is a shortcut right here!
00:03:50Chad, on everything I love, that's a shortcut!
00:03:54I can make that!
00:03:55Yes, I can!
00:03:59Oh my goodness, I told you!
00:04:02When I skipped the tutorial, wait, what?
00:04:04I didn't mean to do that.
00:04:07I don't know if this looks difficult, but I promise you it is.
00:04:36This is the dude!
00:04:45Queen!
00:04:51I'm glad you've decided to keep the climb go, Egg.
00:04:55Don't get me wrong, Nib.
00:04:57This feels like home.
00:04:59That's great.
00:05:00But the real world is up there.
00:05:02You'll see it from the rooftop.
00:05:05Ooh!
00:05:06Ooh, it's a ooh!
00:05:08Move!
00:05:09Move, it's a thing!
00:05:10I can get a bonus!
00:05:11This!
00:05:29Do you see...
00:05:29Take your time, man.
00:05:30Let's try again.
00:05:31Hey, don't you start doing that like they do in getting over it.
00:05:36don't you start talking me like that don't talk down to me almost fell oh it's on your shell now
00:05:44is that my ip
00:05:48that's my ip okay good job game thank you
00:05:53that was a beautiful jump and y'all know it that was it that's fine i'm here
00:06:06witness
00:06:26witness
00:06:36calm down
00:06:54just relax
00:06:55type one if you're currently relaxed see everything's under control right now chat i'm telling y'all
00:07:17witness
00:07:32Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful egg!
00:07:43No matter what, it really takes a lot to say goodbye to your nest, but it often ends the
00:08:06same. Chicken out and do nothing. Too often, I would say.
00:08:13I'm cooking!
00:08:18Oh my goodness, Shat, are you witnessing?
00:08:33Okay, that's fine. That's a little sketchy right there, but it's okay.
00:08:49Shat, it's okay, that's a little sketchy. The controls, if you had any idea.
00:09:01No, no, no, no, no! No, please! That's fine, that's fine. We didn't fall. We didn't fall.
00:09:17It is okay. Lord have mercy!
00:09:33Right back!
00:09:55Right back!
00:10:01Shat, I'm right back, dude! Do you see me? Do you see...
00:10:13See me!
00:10:21You gotta get the timing just right with the...
00:10:25Beautiful!
00:10:35Beautiful!
00:10:39Beautiful!
00:10:43It's okay!
00:10:45This is a learning...
00:10:52Relax!
00:10:53Relax!
00:11:06If I get past this part right here, I'd beat the whole game. I'm serious.
00:11:09And I did! And I did!
00:11:15See the can over there? Looks like a shortcut.
00:11:19One precise jump and you'll be on the roof in no time.
00:11:23What do you think?
00:11:25I see. You wanna do things your own way?
00:11:31No, hold on! I can take that shortcut! I see I can go right there!
00:11:47Ah, no. This... This can't end like this. Please don't leave me, Egg.
00:12:07Amy with the five, thank you.
00:12:11Y'all remember when I said RV there yet? What's up? Nevermind.
00:12:21Remember when that game was the hardest getting over it type game? Yeah, this is bad.
00:12:25This is bad.
00:12:27This is bad.
00:12:33Chat. Chat, you gotta do something.
00:12:37I will get naked.
00:12:55Any Twitch staff in here? Am I allowed?
00:12:59Would the band be permanent?
00:13:05And be permanent.
00:13:13Relax.
00:13:18That's beautiful right there. I don't care what nobody says.
00:13:27I'm excited.
00:13:29Do you see how quick...
00:13:41Do you see how quick...
00:13:43Do you see how quick...
00:13:47Do you see how quick...
00:13:53I wanna grab something?
00:13:55Do you see how quick...
00:13:59Do you see...
00:14:01Do you see how quick...
00:14:03Do you see how quick the ball is?
00:14:05Do you see how quick the ball is?
00:14:07Chat, should I try for the KAN shortcut?
00:14:09cut if I can master the single roll boost jump I would be nasty like like
00:14:22watch you ready for a single roll boost jump watch this you see that if I could
00:14:27get that down oh my goodness Chad I'm gonna go for it
00:14:47I shouldn't have oh no egg please tell me you can still regenerate egg are you there
00:14:59it's about time I was starting to panic
00:15:17should I go for that stamp chance should I go for it no I should not no you got me
00:15:33all the way messed up
00:15:47I got it down now I got it down I got it I for real got it I got it now it's
00:16:00over it's over now seriously do you see that
00:16:09I wanted to do this part again to make sure I got it
00:16:39another stamp forget you and that other stamp
00:17:09oh my goodness Chad do I go for a shortcut
00:17:39breathe breathe for a second breathe for a second breathe for a second breathe
00:17:45for a second
00:17:52what I gotta go there are you kidding you can't be for real ski
00:17:59how am I gonna oh my goodness breathe breathe breathe breathe
00:18:24breathe
00:18:36oh
00:18:37oh
00:18:38oh
00:18:42oh
00:18:44oh
00:18:44oh
00:18:44oh
00:18:45ah
00:18:47oh
00:18:50oh
00:18:51oh
00:18:51Look, Egg, I know it's not easy heading into the unknown.
00:18:58It would be much simpler if you were just laying still like a regular egg.
00:19:04The hens wouldn't treat you like an outcast.
00:19:07But then, you would never make it to the roof.
00:19:13Was that unpleasant?
00:19:15I hope not.
00:19:16I don't want to lose you, Egg.
00:19:18My stamp is gone.
00:19:26Three cans of white beans, one ketchup bottle, two cup noodles, any spicy ones, two candy bars.
00:19:35Oh, that's a grocery list.
00:19:41The good news is we didn't fall far, Chad.
00:19:44That's the good news.
00:19:45Right?
00:19:48Everybody's okay right now.
00:19:51Everybody is okay.
00:19:59Beautiful.
00:20:00No, no, no, please.
00:20:19Bank shot.
00:20:20You see that?
00:20:20I'm gonna panic.
00:20:32I'm gonna cry.
00:20:33I'm gonna cry.
00:20:33I'm going backwards.
00:20:34Nope.
00:20:35No camera.
00:20:37Chad, please help.
00:20:40Y'all just...
00:20:40Help me, please.
00:21:05Help me, please.
00:21:05What have you done?
00:21:18I thought I was dead!
00:21:27Chad, please relax.
00:21:28Yay, purple!
00:21:45What you doing?
00:21:46What you doing?
00:21:46I need everybody to relax right now.
00:22:05Are you relaxed?
00:22:06I need everybody to relax right now.
00:22:09Are you relaxed?
00:22:10Beautiful! Beautiful!
00:22:26Chat, we're almost there. We almost beat the game.
00:22:40Do you think I have to hit the blue and bounce all the way over there?
00:23:02You're so close. You're so close. Look, you can almost see the rooftop.
00:23:10No matter how often you do that, I'm terrified at first and then amazed.
00:23:30Oh no, I can imagine how you're feeling right now.
00:23:34But look, even though this kind of fool hurts, both physically and emotionally, I know you'll keep going.
00:23:41Because you have a purpose. You'll reach the rooftop. And more.
00:23:46This dude has some nerves trying to speak positive vibes right now. You got some nerve, buddy. Trying to speak some positive vibes. Read the room!
00:24:08Read the room!
00:24:16Jay Erickson with the five, thank you.
00:24:21Chat, does he not know how to read the room?
00:24:23Chat, do you know how to read the room?
00:24:25Chat, do you know how to read the room?
00:24:39Chat, do you know how to read the room?
00:24:52You notice how I haven't gotten mad yet? Do you notice that?
00:24:58Chat, notice how I haven't gotten mad yet.
00:25:00Should I go for it again? I am.
00:25:06I am so-
00:25:10im so locked in it's not even funny, like seriously.
00:25:15The shell.
00:25:20I am right back to where we was.
00:25:27Nobody fret.
00:25:39Okay, that's fine.
00:25:40That's fine.
00:25:41That's fine.
00:25:45Are you fretting?
00:25:47Absolute perfection.
00:26:03Do you see the technical ability?
00:26:14Witness!
00:26:17Look around.
00:26:27The hen house was already unrecognizable, but this, this is something else.
00:26:33Not too long ago, everything was in place, but then this thing happened and changed it all.
00:26:39I called it The Distortion.
00:26:42These poor eggs.
00:26:45The distortion has frozen them here, it looks like for eternity.
00:26:49I wanted you to see this.
00:26:51You could just stop here and pretend to be like the other eggs, but it doesn't feel quite right.
00:26:57Does it, Egg?
00:26:58No.
00:26:58Clearly, this isn't your place.
00:27:00No.
00:27:01I think you belong somewhere else.
00:27:03No.
00:27:03We just have to find out exactly where.
00:27:06Are they serious with this?
00:27:07Do you want to climb higher?
00:27:09I'll take that as a yes.
00:27:15Help me.
00:27:18Oh, Lord.
00:27:18Oh, Lord, help me.
00:27:25Lord!
00:27:27I can't believe.
00:27:28So, this is what's left of the rooster's home.
00:27:33No wonder he's not here.
00:27:38I wonder where he is.
00:27:41Imagine, you're just sitting comfortably on your roost, minding your own business, when suddenly your whole world turns upside down.
00:27:49I hate to hear it.
00:27:50I'm guessing he tried to make it out, but I doubt he made it.
00:27:53I hate to hear it.
00:27:54Yo, Joseph with the tin.
00:28:03Dudes over here talking about some random chicken.
00:28:17Chat, I am terrified right now.
00:28:19I am terrified.
00:28:24You think I should go this way?
00:28:36Eat, eat.
00:28:42Chat, I ain't making that.
00:28:45I made it.
00:28:46No, I didn't.
00:28:47Please.
00:28:47Oh, my goodness.
00:28:53That would have been a death drop.
00:28:56Lord.
00:28:57Stop!
00:29:09Egg.
00:29:10This is too stressful.
00:29:16I can't do this.
00:29:18Chat, this is too stressful.
00:29:19I can't really.
00:29:25Nuh-uh.
00:29:26Nuh-uh.
00:29:27Nuh-uh.
00:29:28Nuh-uh.
00:29:28Chat, scale of one to ten, am I doing good?
00:29:44Be honest.
00:29:45Scale of one to ten, am I?
00:29:48The chickens seem to be
00:30:18in denial of what's happening.
00:30:21The world is falling apart
00:30:22and they are just sitting in their roosts.
00:30:26They have probably never seen an egg
00:30:28moving by itself, too.
00:30:30As long as you're not getting too close,
00:30:33they just pretend you aren't there.
00:30:35If you make them confront reality,
00:30:37they might lash out.
00:30:48This ain't very good.
00:30:58This ain't good.
00:31:00It is okay.
00:31:15Chat, it is okay.
00:31:19Do you think it's okay?
00:31:21I'm back.
00:31:46Chat, I am back like I never left.
00:31:49Chat, I am back like I never left.
00:32:03Witness.
00:32:07I shouldn't have looked over it, Chad.
00:32:09I'm a simpleton.
00:32:11Everything that's happened is my fault.
00:32:13And I will accept responsibility.
00:32:18It's okay,
00:32:19because I didn't fall that far.
00:32:26Why am I rolling sideways?
00:32:27What are you doing?
00:32:42Stop!
00:32:43What are you doing?
00:32:52What are you doing?
00:32:52You've been reborn from the ashes,
00:32:59like a phoenix.
00:33:01Some say the first step
00:33:03is always the most difficult.
00:33:05Well, that's not entirely true.
00:33:08As the past is a past
00:33:09and the future is a vague possibility,
00:33:12the hardest step will always be
00:33:15the next one.
00:33:16If somebody don't get this dude to shut up,
00:33:18there's going to be a problem.
00:33:19It doesn't matter.
00:33:41Did I seriously dismiss that jump?
00:33:43Chat, did that really just happen
00:33:45or am I dreaming?
00:33:48Am I dreaming?
00:33:49Oh, my goodness.
00:34:05What'd you do that for?
00:34:06Man, the guy that just said rock bottom.
00:34:24Come on.
00:34:49Queen.
00:34:54Cheers.
00:35:24I'm back, Chad, I'm back, I'm back, I'm back, stop.
00:35:52What am I doing, what happened?
00:35:57No guts, no glory.
00:35:59Or no y'all?
00:36:01No glory?
00:36:02Good one.
00:36:11I was about to try a shortcut right there.
00:36:13Did you see what I was thinking?
00:36:16What happened?
00:36:22I am the best player of this game in the world.
00:36:27There is no excuse for this performance.
00:36:31Actually, yes, there is an excuse.
00:36:33I just started playing this game like 30 minutes ago.
00:36:42That's beautiful!
00:36:55That's not, yes it is.
00:36:59That's not, yes it is.
00:37:06This is gonna be aight.
00:37:08You see that, Chad?
00:37:10Did you see it?
00:37:12Not that, the other part.
00:37:14Yeah!
00:37:23So clean!
00:37:33Yes!
00:37:35Yes!
00:37:37What happened?
00:37:39What are you doing?
00:37:41Can you stop?
00:37:45Shadow with the tin, thank you!
00:38:05Why are you doing that?
00:38:07Why are you doing that right there?
00:38:11I just figured out a shortcut
00:38:13Watch this!
00:38:15Nevermind
00:38:17Beautiful!
00:38:35Beautiful!
00:38:47I can't believe you've done this!
00:38:53I can't believe you've done this!
00:39:09I'm back!
00:39:11Oh my goodness, I'm back like I never left!
00:39:13Stop!
00:39:17Chat, I'm back!
00:39:21Chat, I'm back!
00:39:23Why the egg not broken?
00:39:25Cuz I'm built different!
00:39:27If I was...
00:39:29If I was an egg,
00:39:33this would be what I would be doing!
00:39:37Like if I was an egg,
00:39:39this would be me right here!
00:39:41Witness!
00:39:53Witness!
00:40:01I'm about to take my drawers out!
00:40:05No!
00:40:15Perfect!
00:40:17And just like that,
00:40:19look where we are again!
00:40:27Look!
00:40:29I'm gonna live once
00:40:31Why'd I go backwards?
00:40:35Pfff!
00:40:37Pfff!
00:40:39Pfff!
00:40:41Pfff!
00:40:43Pfff!
00:40:45Pfff!
00:40:47Pfff!
00:40:49Pfff!
00:40:51Pfff!
00:40:53Pfff!
00:40:55witness greatness
00:41:17why'd i go backwards again
00:41:21why is it sending me backwards
00:41:24renegade with the five thank you
00:41:28how y'all doing now y'all doing good chat
00:41:50y'all having a good night
00:41:50y'all having a good night
00:41:53yo lou with the 25 gifted give me some
00:42:02w's for lou with the 25 gifted thank you
00:42:05lou w lou for the 25
00:42:06ban lou for the slight distraction
00:42:11there it is beautiful thank you for the 25
00:42:18there it is just like that i'm back where he was
00:42:31nobody nobody nobody panic
00:42:34surprise the dude ain't started talking
00:42:40that's the cleanest thing i've ever seen
00:42:53where are you taking me
00:42:57yo cool ladies with the five thank you
00:43:06bob with the five thank you
00:43:27i'm back
00:43:34look at me go
00:43:41look at me
00:43:43egg
00:43:48calm down right now cool ladies with the five thank you
00:43:58they said i can't they said you're just a regular egg
00:44:14you can't go make a life for yourself
00:44:16you're gonna be in somebody's omelet tomorrow
00:44:18i said no i said watch this
00:44:22i said watch this
00:44:34i'm not gonna be an omelet
00:44:37i'm not gonna be an egg sandwich or scrambled eggs
00:44:40i'm getting out of here
00:44:43marvelous
00:44:58marvelous
00:44:58rilax dude
00:45:27is this where we fell last time i think it is
00:45:38that we fell last time i think it is
00:45:44like a management board
00:45:47and caso
00:45:49it is
00:45:51that will happen
00:45:59for instance
00:46:01next
00:46:02evening
00:46:05Garfield's lasagna with the five, thank you.
00:46:35That was almost so clean, oh my goodness, that was almost so clean.
00:46:58I'm gonna try to do that same strat right here.
00:47:26Do not squander this.
00:47:30I'm about to squander it.
00:47:40That's a drop, that's a drop!
00:47:46I'm panicking, I'm panicking so bad!
00:47:51I'm scared, dude!
00:48:02Can you hear that thumping?
00:48:05That doesn't sound good.
00:48:09I'm sure it will be fine.
00:48:12Don't worry, Egg.
00:48:14Your journey will be filled with unknown obstacles you'll need to overcome.
00:48:18Okay!
00:48:20Your shell can still regenerate though, right?
00:48:27What do you mean?
00:48:28You made the game!
00:48:29Are you sure?
00:48:30Just be careful, alright?
00:48:34It looks strange, I'm not sure.
00:48:46What do you mean?
00:48:47You made the game!
00:48:48Are you sure?
00:48:49Just be careful, just be careful, alright?
00:49:08Close and tie me!
00:49:38Was that the right way?
00:50:06Chad, Chad, I'm cooking, Chad, I'm cooking for real!
00:50:16Are my hands sweating, Chad?
00:50:18Y'all hands sweating?
00:50:19Please!
00:50:20You see that shortcut?
00:50:32They're mine!
00:51:00It's so scary, dude!
00:51:02It's fine, Chad, it's fine, I can get back there in just a second.
00:51:06Just chill.
00:51:08Nothing's wrong!
00:51:18Are you sure?
00:51:19Yes!
00:51:20Aren't you sure in my ability, Chad?
00:51:24Whoever just asks for permission to sleep, no, and you're banned.
00:51:38Who ever just asks for permission to sleep, no, and you're banned.
00:51:50For even considering to ask.
00:52:02Beautiful, I tell ya!
00:52:04What's up?
00:52:14I'm sorry.
00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:18I'm happy.
00:52:20I'm happy.
00:52:22I'm happy.
00:52:24Make it!
00:52:51Renegade with the fire, thank you.
00:52:54Ted, is this what you envisioned your life being?
00:53:07I can't believe what's happened.
00:53:21Relax, man!
00:53:24Why'd you do that?
00:53:34Why'd you do that?
00:53:36Why'd you do that?
00:53:38I don't know.
00:53:39I'm sorry.
00:53:40I'm sorry.
00:53:41I'm sorry.
00:53:42I'm sorry.
00:53:43I'm sorry.
00:53:44I'm sorry.
00:53:45I'm sorry.
00:53:46I'm sorry.
00:53:47I'm sorry.
00:53:48I'm sorry.
00:53:49I'm sorry.
00:53:50I'm sorry.
00:53:51I'm sorry.
00:53:52I'm sorry.
00:53:53I'm sorry.
00:53:54I'm sorry.
00:53:55I'm sorry.
00:53:56I'm sorry.
00:53:57I'm sorry.
00:53:59I'm sorry.
00:54:00I'm sorry.
00:54:01I'm sorry.
00:54:02I'm sorry.
00:54:04He's a bunch of hardship each other, kid.
00:54:06Don't worry.
00:54:08There it is.
00:54:10I'm going to dream about this game.
00:54:22Here it is.
00:54:37Uh-oh.
00:54:38Stop!
00:55:05Uh-oh.
00:55:06Jack, you don't understand how difficult this is, dude.
00:55:17Oh, buddy.
00:55:29Oh, buddy.
00:55:31I'm about to lose it.
00:55:32I've only cracked a dozen times?
00:55:46No way!
00:55:49I'm him!
00:55:50Don't you say anything!
00:56:16I deserve that one.
00:56:28Oh!
00:56:28Look at this.
00:56:30Oh, my goodness.
00:56:46Oh, my gosh.
00:56:48Oh, my gosh.
00:56:50I'm back from a tire.
00:57:20Y'all want me to lock in for real?
00:57:42I guess I will.
00:57:50I guess I'll for real lock in now.
00:57:57I'll for real lock in, I guess, if y'all want me to that bad.
00:58:11Starting now, I'm going to lock in.
00:58:18Starting now, I'm going to lock in for real.
00:58:36I'm starting now like I'm dead serious, I'm locking in right here.
00:58:59I'm going to lock in for real life.
00:59:28Told you.
00:59:58I have become angry.
01:00:28Frosty with the five, thank you.
01:00:58I'm there!
01:01:26This is the last time I'm trying on everything I love.
01:01:54Spooky town.
01:01:59Spooky town.
01:02:03Spooky town.
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