WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW

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WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW HD

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00:00:00I haven't been happy since all these mistakes have been made here on SmackDown.

00:00:25But by the end of this night, you're going to see a big damn smile on my face.

00:00:31I'll guarantee it.

00:00:34Mr. America meets Sean O'Hare.

00:00:37If Sean O'Hare loses...

00:00:38Read my lips, Roddy Piper.

00:00:42You're fired.

00:00:44If Mr. America loses...

00:00:46Mr. America will submit to a lie detector test.

00:00:50In a big loop!

00:00:52Here we go!

00:00:53Piper's going to be gone!

00:00:54A leg drop!

00:00:55Piper's career's on!

00:00:57Two!

00:00:58Piper just may have saved his career!

00:01:00Wait a minute!

00:01:01Okay!

00:01:02Mr. America, I don't want to interrupt your match.

00:01:04But listen, I came out here with these officers for a reason.

00:01:07Because someone has broken the law.

00:01:10Officers, arrest that man right there!

00:01:12SmackDown!

00:01:13What?

00:01:14No!

00:01:15For what?

00:01:15You're trespassing on my personal property!

00:01:18And you personally assaulted me!

00:01:21At Judgment Day, you put your hands on me!

00:01:24He's got a weapon!

00:01:25He's got a weapon!

00:01:26Arrest him!

00:01:27Kill him, damn it!

00:01:28Zach Gowen is a guest of Mr. America here tonight.

00:01:31General Manager Stephanie McMahon had no problem with Zach Gowen being here tonight either.

00:01:35The referee's counting!

00:01:37What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:38They're counting you out!

00:01:40You're up to eight!

00:01:41What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:42Come on, Hogan!

00:01:43You're up at nine!

00:01:44What's it going to be, Hogan?

00:01:45What's it going to be?

00:01:46Oh, no!

00:01:48Oh!

00:01:48Mr. America!

00:01:49He's been counted out!

00:01:50No!

00:01:51Mr. America has lost!

00:01:53Mr. America has to undergo a lie detector test!

00:01:57The boss guaranteed he didn't smack down with a smile on his face!

00:02:01And there it is!

00:02:08Come on!

00:02:12Come on!

00:02:42The future of Mr. America!

00:02:52And perhaps Hulk Hogan hanged to the balance tonight on SmackDown!

00:02:58Nothing in Pensacola, Florida!

00:03:00Michael Collins has it ringside!

00:03:02And what a physical main event!

00:03:04R-U-A kidded the returning of the tank-off!

00:03:08Along with champion Brock Lesnar!

00:03:10In a handicap tag team match against a full-blooded Italian!

00:03:14That's tonight on SmackDown!

00:03:24What a way to kick off SmackDown!

00:03:29For the lovely Stable!

00:03:33Stable looks great!

00:03:35Don't doubt it!

00:03:37I know you're going to say something!

00:03:38Go ahead!

00:03:39The D.Va really cooled you down last week, partner!

00:03:42Oh, yeah, I know!

00:03:43That's the line!

00:03:44She pulled me down!

00:03:45Oh, yeah, she did!

00:03:45Stable is on the cover of the Raw magazine!

00:03:47She's hot, Dad!

00:03:48What if she's full-blooded?

00:03:49Everybody's head in the Raw magazine!

00:03:51I think so!

00:03:52All I can say is Stable looked great during that bikini challenge at Judgment Day that, well, you judged!

00:03:58Well, I judged it!

00:03:59I mean, I guess I should have let the King judge it!

00:04:01The King put me off route there, and Stable looks too happy with the way I judged it, and Stable danced on the table in front of last week!

00:04:10What's the problem with that, though?

00:04:11She can do it again if she wanted!

00:04:12I loved it!

00:04:13Well...

00:04:14Wow!

00:04:22Now I ask you, what would SmackDown be without me?

00:04:35Sable.

00:04:41Hi, Taz.

00:04:45Did you miss me?

00:04:49Kind of like a bad rash, but hey, what's up, Sable? How are you?

00:04:53Since I am the diva on SmackDown, I thought to myself,

00:05:00Self, who better to introduce the next match than me, Sable?

00:05:07Hailing from Loserville, USA, and weighing in at way too much, Tori Wilson!

00:05:25So Sable is the special guest for this matchup, and I don't think Tori's from Loserville, USA.

00:05:32And today, Tori actually, well, in your estimation, won the bikini challenge at Judgment Day.

00:05:39But Tori, I'm not an expert in judging government.

00:05:41See, I never went to bikini judging school.

00:05:43How difficult is it to judge a bikini?

00:05:45Hey, look, the girl, Tori took a second bikini off, Charlotte went berserk, how was the judge?

00:05:51I had the power to stick in my hand.

00:05:53It's a judgment call!

00:05:54You had your stick in your hand?

00:05:55You had your stick in your hand?

00:05:56I had my power.

00:05:57What the hell?

00:05:58I just had a stick in my hand.

00:05:59I said I had the, you know, the gavel, and the rock, and the...

00:06:02I get it.

00:06:03I get it.

00:06:04Hot water.

00:06:05Don't say water.

00:06:06I have bad nightmares.

00:06:08And her opponent being accompanied to the ring by her boyfriend, Jamie Noble.

00:06:15And by the way, we need to get together a little later to discuss a little thing called fashion.

00:06:24Nydia!

00:06:25I guess Sable has nothing good to say about anybody here tonight on SmackDown.

00:06:30I mean, she's fast, one of the denim shorts.

00:06:35You got the same hair at home, don't you?

00:06:37I thought Sable meant fast if he was talking about you.

00:06:39He looks like a cool response every week down here.

00:06:41That's another story.

00:06:42Well, it's Nydia and Tori Wilson one-on-one to kick off what should be an exciting evening

00:06:47here on SmackDown.

00:06:49Jamie Noble.

00:06:53Noble.

00:06:54Noble's the man, Cole.

00:06:55All right, Noble.

00:06:56Noble and Nydia sitting in the tree.

00:06:58You know, Nydia and Tori with a long-storied history with each other.

00:07:02Many bikini challenges between Nydia and Tori in the past.

00:07:07This should be another good one, but...

00:07:10Hey.

00:07:11Whoa.

00:07:12Wait a minute.

00:07:13Hey, that's Mr. America's biggest fan.

00:07:15Zach Gowen's here tonight.

00:07:17Big night for Mr. America, the lie detector test.

00:07:20And I guess Zach's future hangs in the balance as well.

00:07:22Look at Noble.

00:07:23What's Noble saying?

00:07:25What's Noble saying?

00:07:26What's he doing?

00:07:27Talking bad about it?

00:07:28Yelling to you.

00:07:29Hang a little water in your head?

00:07:30Hey, look at that.

00:07:31Tori knocking Jamie Noble off the apron of the ring, and this matchup is underway.

00:07:37Here we go.

00:07:38What a shoulder kick out, Mike.

00:07:39Maybe Noble better worry about Nydia and Tori instead of talking jump to me.

00:07:43We saw Zach Galvin here in the audience exceedingly enjoying this first matchup.

00:07:48There's a lot on the line tonight for Mr. America and Zach Galvin.

00:07:53Mr. America's fate is in the hands of that lie detector test tonight.

00:07:58If Mr. McMahon proves that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one of the same, Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are out of the WWE.

00:08:06That means Mr. McMahon would never sign Zach Galvin to that contract that Zach Galvin's dreaming about.

00:08:11The lie detector test, I can't wait to see it.

00:08:13Whoa.

00:08:14Wow, nice shoot flex by Nydia into the cover on Tori, and Tori kicks out.

00:08:19It's going to be a wild night here tonight.

00:08:24Two on three FBI against the Undertaker, the WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

00:08:29Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri to defend the tag team titles against Team Angle here tonight.

00:08:34And also the debut of a new tag team, the Basham Brothers, right here tonight on SmackDown.

00:08:39Tori might have a treat for Nita on that leap for all that front.

00:08:42Nydia would own that, I think Tori.

00:08:44See referee Mike Sparks checking on Tori and Jamie Noble and

00:08:48Jamie Noble instructing Nydia to go on the attack.

00:08:51Nydia, Nydia, Nydia.

00:08:53Nydia is going after that left knee as Sable looks on.

00:08:55And ever since Sable's return here to the WWE, she's been playing these head games,

00:08:58these mind games with Tori Wilson.

00:09:01Nice submission here.

00:09:03The next submission is stretching apart the patella to knee area of Tori Wilson by Nydia.

00:09:08Sable, the special guest ring announcer for this matchup, gotta like what you've seen here.

00:09:13Will Tori Wilson tap out?

00:09:14I don't like what I'm seeing.

00:09:15And they don't do good.

00:09:16I think Sable may be a bit jealous of Tori.

00:09:18I think Sable may be a bit jealous of Tori Wilson perhaps.

00:09:34I could be, I'd buy that, I guess so.

00:09:36Showed it last week with me.

00:09:38I don't know why I got in trouble, but.

00:09:40And look at Nydia really going to work on that.

00:09:42That left knee of Tori Wilson.

00:09:44As you mentioned, Tori may have tweaked a bit earlier in the matchup.

00:09:47And that leapfrog to get Tori landed kind of weird.

00:09:50Pisted a knee up and Noble instructing Nydia to point it out.

00:09:53Nydia getting right on it.

00:09:55And Nydia taking control of Tori Wilson.

00:09:58See Nydia's boyfriend Jamie Noble shouting instructions.

00:10:03Here on SmackDown from Pensacola, Florida.

00:10:06I can appreciate Noble being out of ringside for his squeeze named Nydia,

00:10:09but Noble needs to relax.

00:10:11So Tad's in Florida, I'm in a good mood this week,

00:10:13but shouldn't be talking junk to me.

00:10:15You're in a good mood.

00:10:16Look at Tori taking Nydia down.

00:10:18There we go.

00:10:20Everyone, look at him.

00:10:21Come on.

00:10:23And Mike Sparks, the luckiest man in America.

00:10:25Look at Mike Sparks.

00:10:27Look.

00:10:28Well, he got some action.

00:10:30Been about a month and a half.

00:10:31And Mike Sparks.

00:10:32What the hell?

00:10:34I don't know what Noble's all upset about.

00:10:36He's been in that position before.

00:10:37Mike Sparks almost broke the top turnbuckle pin.

00:10:39Nydia a little upset.

00:10:40Look at Jamie Noble from behind.

00:10:43Just hit Tori Wilson from behind.

00:10:45Distracting Tori.

00:10:46And Nydia picks up the win.

00:10:48That was a thanks to Jamie Noble.

00:10:50And the winner of the night's back, Nydia.

00:10:55Where are you going?

00:10:57Nydia.

00:10:58What the hell is that all about?

00:11:01Taz just took out Jamie Noble.

00:11:03And now Nydia's got Taz.

00:11:06What is going on?

00:11:08I can't do that, partner.

00:11:10Look at Tori.

00:11:12Tori taking the shorts off of Nydia.

00:11:16Oh, and Sable with water to Taz again, and this time it was a picture full.

00:11:29Well, Sable not endearing herself to my partner Taz.

00:11:35Tori Wilson may have lost the matchup because of Jamie Noble, but

00:11:40Tori Wilson got the last laugh here tonight.

00:11:43And now Tori Wilson with a bottle of water.

00:11:46In pursuit of Sable.

00:11:47All hell is broken loose, and we're just getting started here on SmackDown.

00:11:53I appreciate it if you'd, like, open my door in the future, please.

00:12:15All right, man, Mr. McMahon, I'll be right back.

00:12:19Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:12:20You'll be right back?

00:12:21What do you mean by that?

00:12:22Parked in a handicapped zone.

00:12:24I don't give a damn if you're parked in front of a handicapped zone.

00:12:28I'm Mr. McMahon.

00:12:29You'll stay right here for me.

00:12:31I won't be gone long because it won't take me long to prove that Mr. America really is Hulk Hogan.

00:12:39Stay put.

00:12:43The lie detector test is tonight.

00:12:46Will Mr. McMahon prove Mr. America is Hogan?

00:12:52Answer only yes and no questions.

00:12:55Is your name Stephanie McMahon?

00:12:58Yes.

00:12:59Have you ever cheated on your taxes?

00:13:01Okay.

00:13:02You go right for the gusto, huh?

00:13:04I think this thing definitely works.

00:13:06So this is...

00:13:07Just get myself straight.

00:13:09This is the lie detector test.

00:13:11Correct.

00:13:12This is the machine that administers the test.

00:13:13Correct.

00:13:14Okay.

00:13:15And you operate the machine?

00:13:16Yes.

00:13:17And you ask the questions?

00:13:18That is correct.

00:13:19All right.

00:13:20You guys ready?

00:13:21Ready.

00:13:22Hey, if they want to see if that lie detector really works, they should ask if you like Sable.

00:13:30Nonetheless, folks, the lie detector is tonight.

00:13:33Will Mr. McMahon prove that Mr. America and Hulk Hogan are one in the same?

00:13:37I mean, this is it.

00:13:38This is it.

00:13:39It's the time to find out.

00:13:40And that lie detector...

00:13:41I get nervous when I lie detector test, by the way.

00:13:43You know what?

00:13:44No, you gotta tell the truth.

00:13:45Also tonight, Team Angle trying to regain their WWE Tag Team Championship as they take on Tajiri

00:13:50and Eddie Guerrero in a rematch.

00:13:52This is what happened last week.

00:13:53It looked like Team Angle had the victory, but Eddie Guerrero hit the referee with a chair.

00:13:57And then Charlie Haas got caught with the proverbial smoking gun in his hand, but Haas didn't do anything.

00:14:03Haas was a victim of, you know, lying, cheating, and stealing.

00:14:06Haas got busted for nothing.

00:14:08Well, Eddie Guerrero didn't try to hurt the referee with a chair shot.

00:14:10He tried to, well, have a distraction so he could frame Charlie Haas.

00:14:14But because of what happened last week, a rematch has been set for tonight.

00:14:18It will be Team Angle against Eddie Guerrero and Tagiri here tonight.

00:14:23Well, I'll tell you, we gotta see what Eddie Guerrero's got up his sleeve tonight.

00:14:27Tonight's the night.

00:14:28Tonight, we get our titles back.

00:14:30And we'll curse back next week.

00:14:32We can't let him down.

00:14:33We can't let ourselves down.

00:14:35Team Angle hit the nail on the head.

00:14:40Kurt Angle's back next week.

00:14:42They don't want to let their captain down.

00:14:44Hey, look at Jerry.

00:14:45What's taking so long, Holmes?

00:14:46I want to check out how you're looking, Holmes.

00:14:49You look good, Jesse.

00:14:54Yeah, man.

00:14:55Jesse, now I'm feeling you, Jesse.

00:14:58You know, Chavito, he would be so proud of you, Holmes.

00:15:02And I'm proud of you, too, Jesse.

00:15:04You know, you're starting to feel more like Familia.

00:15:08Yeah, man.

00:15:10I even feel a little Latino heat coming out of you, Jesse.

00:15:14You have Latino shit, I have serious shit.

00:15:18Don't dare you.

00:15:19Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

00:15:20Not me, Holmes.

00:15:21That me, them out there, Team Angle, hey.

00:15:23Yeah, yeah.

00:15:24This is about the, speaking of Team Angle, come on, let's go.

00:15:26Wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:15:27We are not walking to the ringer.

00:15:30What do you mean we're not walking?

00:15:33What?

00:15:34What?

00:15:35What?

00:15:37Jesse, you got some wheels, Jesse?

00:15:40Oh, man.

00:15:41Where'd you get the wheels?

00:15:43We ride.

00:15:44We cheat.

00:15:45We steal.

00:15:46It's it!

00:15:47Oh, Levato!

00:15:49Oh, man.

00:15:51He's learning so fast.

00:16:13We win.

00:16:14We win.

00:16:15We win.

00:16:16We win.

00:16:17We win.

00:16:18We win.

00:16:19We win.

00:16:20We win.

00:16:21The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the WWE Tag Team Championship.

00:16:26In the ring, the challengers had a combined weight of 489 pounds, Team Angle.

00:16:35Team Angle is focused tonight.

00:16:39Well, WWE SmackDown is being brought to you by Taco Bell.

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00:16:58We've got the wheels we've got here, Cole.

00:16:59Let's check this out.

00:17:00See what we've got.

00:17:01Oh!

00:17:02And that's the combined weight of 434 pounds, and on the Tag Team Champions, Eddie Guerrero

00:17:05and Tajiri.

00:17:06Talk about arriving in style.

00:17:07Lowrider style.

00:17:08Cole, I got the same one in Orange.

00:17:09Oh, look at that.

00:17:10I'm not going to fix the shocks on that, dude.

00:17:22What the hell is going on?

00:17:23Hey, Kyle, I got the same one in Orange.

00:17:28Oh, look at that.

00:17:29He'll fix the shocks on that, dude.

00:17:32What the hell is going on?

00:17:35Look at Tajiri hanging on for tier life.

00:17:46Look, Tajiri's laughing.

00:17:47He loves it.

00:17:48He's laughing as well.

00:17:49Never try to have a Japanese tall pole.

00:17:51They're always bouncing over the road.

00:17:52And Team Angle trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

00:17:56I've never seen a Cadillac pickup truck.

00:17:58What about you, Corio?

00:17:59A lot of farmish cattle with Cadillacs, you know that?

00:18:02What are you talking about?

00:18:03Trying to be funny, you're not helping me with it.

00:18:06Lenny and Tajiri defending the WWE Tag Team titles here tonight.

00:18:12Eddie Guerrero in his surprise party.

00:18:14And look at this, Team Angle wasting little time.

00:18:16The desperation showing early for Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin.

00:18:20Again, let's set the stage.

00:18:22The captain of Team Angle, Kurt Angle, will return to SmackDown next Thursday night

00:18:27in Anaheim, California, which means Team Angle would like to show up in Anaheim

00:18:32with the tag team goal to impress their captain, Kurt.

00:18:34Kurt will not be happy if Team Angle does not get the goal tonight, right now.

00:18:39Eddie Guerrero, Tajiri the champion.

00:18:41Defeating Team Angle in a hell of a ladder match 11 days ago at Judgment Day.

00:18:45Remember, Tajiri was the surprise partner after Chavo Guerrero.

00:18:50Eddie's nephew tore his biceps over the United Kingdom.

00:18:53Team Angle taking responsibility for that injury.

00:18:57Look at this big bounce, huh?

00:18:59Very unique, you know, and dynamic tag team, Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero.

00:19:03But right now, Team Angle, Charlie Haas in control.

00:19:07A very focused Team Angle here tonight.

00:19:10Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas realized, Taz, that this may be,

00:19:14may be their last opportunity to regain the goal.

00:19:17Eddie Guerrero a moment ago, you could tell, was grabbing his right knee, I believe.

00:19:21Perhaps twisting in as he was tossed out of the ring by Charlie Haas and Eddie Guerrero

00:19:26as Charlie Haas goes on the attack after damage was done

00:19:29by Shelton Benjamin outside the ring.

00:19:31And here's the tag from Shelton Benjamin,

00:19:34All-American from the University of Minnesota.

00:19:37I mean, it's no secret, former tag team champions, Team Angle,

00:19:41tremendous wrestlers, ground control, Matt Grappler-style wrestlers.

00:19:46That's what these two athletes are.

00:19:48Again, they lost their tag team titles in a ladder match,

00:19:50which is not a type of match that Team Angle had any experience in.

00:19:54This is a straight wrestling match, and that's a straight front face

00:19:57like applied by Benjamin, then goes Eddie Guerrero.

00:20:00And Eddie Guerrero, a drop kick to the chest of Shelton Benjamin.

00:20:04Tag made to the Japanese Buzzsaw, and here comes Tajiri.

00:20:07Watch the kicks, I'm telling you!

00:20:09The feet of Tajiri, the Japanese Buzzsaw.

00:20:13I'll tell you, Eddie and Tajiri have only tag teamed a couple of times together,

00:20:17but they look like a well-oiled team.

00:20:18And the champions, Cole, they better be well-oiled.

00:20:20And Tajiri.

00:20:22Look at this.

00:20:23Oh, nice!

00:20:24Lake scissors to Shelton Benjamin.

00:20:26And Tajiri is on the attack.

00:20:28Tag team titles on the line.

00:20:29Team Angle, the challenger.

00:20:30Look at this.

00:20:31Shoulders down.

00:20:32They have him.

00:20:33Tajiri.

00:20:34Tajiri.

00:20:35Trying to spin the senses out of Shelton.

00:20:38Looks like a little bit of like an egg roll type one, you know.

00:20:40That'll make it, Dizzy.

00:20:41Shoulders down.

00:20:42Shelton had the wherewithal to kick out before the count of three.

00:20:44Look at Shelton Benjamin.

00:20:46They never did that in a wrestling at University of Minnesota.

00:20:48Wow!

00:20:49What a drop kick to the chest of Shelton Benjamin yet again.

00:20:52What'd you call that, an egg roll?

00:20:54Well, like an egg roll, like, you know, you know.

00:20:56I don't know.

00:20:57Yeah, like an egg roll.

00:20:58Oh!

00:20:59An elbow.

00:21:00Back of the head by Tajiri.

00:21:01Elbow, egg rolls.

00:21:02And another.

00:21:03Neck rolls.

00:21:05It's tough to beat Team Angle in a straight wrestling match.

00:21:09And right now, Tajiri with a side hitlock to fly.

00:21:11I mean, it's tough.

00:21:12These guys are great mat workers.

00:21:13Well, they are.

00:21:14But Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero pulled out all the stops last week

00:21:16and got the job done.

00:21:17Now, look at this.

00:21:18Tajiri misses.

00:21:19Right hand.

00:21:20Shelton misses as well.

00:21:21Oh!

00:21:22Oh!

00:21:22Wow!

00:21:23Wolfman had the same thing in mind.

00:21:24I thought you'd lose a battle with kicks with Tajiri.

00:21:27Wolfman it down.

00:21:28The tag team titles hang in the balance.

00:21:30Will Team Angle regain the gold when we come back?

00:21:37Oh!

00:21:38Straight drop kick to the face of Benjamin by Tajiri.

00:21:40We are back on SmackDown Tag Team.

00:21:42Titles are on the line.

00:21:43Tajiri and Eddie Guerrero.

00:21:44Got caught.

00:21:45Got caught.

00:21:46Oh!

00:21:47Against Team Angle.

00:21:48And what a double team by Team Angle.

00:21:50Did you see that?

00:21:51I'm telling you, I think Tajiri's knee is blown out.

00:21:53What a shot!

00:21:55And Charlie Haas, man, knows it, and he is on that knee.

00:21:58Wow.

00:21:59And this is where Team Angle will be dangerous.

00:22:01They realize Tajiri's knee is in deep trouble here.

00:22:04Oh, man.

00:22:05Charlie Haas on the attack.

00:22:06Team Angle will single it out.

00:22:07You saw the concern in the eyes of Eddie Guerrero as well.

00:22:10I'm telling you, Team Angle's gonna probably apply

00:22:12some late submissions here.

00:22:14I don't know if they suck.

00:22:17I mean, that was a heavy-duty kick right there

00:22:20in the joint of Tajiri's knee by Shelton Benjamin.

00:22:23Oh, wow.

00:22:24Charlie Haas continues to work on Tajiri.

00:22:26There's the submissions I'm talking about,

00:22:28and that's the strategy you need to use.

00:22:30Kurt Angle, home in Pittsburgh,

00:22:32getting ready for SmackDown, Nick.

00:22:34Next week, gotta be proud of Charlie and Shelton.

00:22:37Aren't you proud of him, Paul?

00:22:38Yeah, I'm real proud of him.

00:22:39Charlie Haas goes to work on Tajiri.

00:22:42Kurt Angle, of course, makes his return next week

00:22:44in Anaheim on SmackDown.

00:22:46Will Team Angle be the Tag Team Champions

00:22:49at that point in time?

00:22:50If this keeps up, they will be.

00:22:52As you can see, Tajiri just grimacing in pain.

00:22:55Tajiri needs to get Eddie Guerrero in that.

00:22:56Oh, wow.

00:22:57Beautiful knee breakup by Charlie Haas,

00:22:59and here comes Shelton Benjamin.

00:23:00What's he got?

00:23:01Oh!

00:23:02And across the knee again.

00:23:03Double axe being blown by Shelton Benjamin.

00:23:05Double axe handle right across the knee of Tajiri.

00:23:09Tajiri, in a bad, bad way,

00:23:11needs to get Latino heat into this matchup.

00:23:14You can see the desperation in the eyes of Team Angle.

00:23:17They realize that this is the moment here, perhaps.

00:23:20They've got Tajiri on the ropes, shoulders down.

00:23:22Wow.

00:23:23Count of one, Tajiri got the shoulder up,

00:23:24but the pressure continues on the injured knee of Tajiri.

00:23:29You can see that inverted leg ball right there by Shelton Benjamin.

00:23:33Shelton and Charlie so well-versed in submission.

00:23:36Once these men get you on your back, you're in trouble, man, and Tajiri is hurt.

00:23:41Soldiers were down again.

00:23:42A one count by referee Brian Hefner.

00:23:44Tajiri trying desperately to break this hole, this predicament he's in.

00:23:48Shelton Benjamin, though, isolating Tajiri from his partner,

00:23:51makes the tag to Charlie Haas, and the assault continues.

00:23:54This is like a guy who's a good monster with a gun for.

00:23:56You take the bullet from him, he can't shoot.

00:23:58Tajiri is a great kicker in that ring.

00:24:00His legs are his arsenal, and Team Angle have taken out,

00:24:04taken out the knee of Tajiri.

00:24:06Looks like a half Boston Crom.

00:24:07Eddie Guerrero has seen it up.

00:24:09Into the ring to knock Charlie Haas down.

00:24:10Eddie Guerrero going to work by Charlie Haas.

00:24:13Referee Brian Hefner does his job, and look it,

00:24:15shot him into the ring without a tag being made.

00:24:18With that single leg Boston Crom right there,

00:24:20and what Eddie Guerrero trying to do, Coach,

00:24:21is buy some time for Tajiri.

00:24:23But how mile long can he stay in there if a referee would not count you out?

00:24:27Referee Brian Hefner asking if a tag was made.

00:24:29A tag was never made, and referee Brian Hefner doing the right thing here,

00:24:33giving the legal man Charlie Haas back in the ring.

00:24:35The reality is Hefner's not colorblind.

00:24:37And look at this now.

00:24:39Charlie Haas stopping Tajiri just before he could make a tag to Eddie Guerrero.

00:24:44Tajiri trying to crawl his way to his partner.

00:24:47Charlie Haas and Shelton Benjamin protested,

00:24:50almost cost them a tag by Tajiri.

00:24:52I thought Haas was gonna go for an Indian death lock,

00:24:54but this is like an inverted, kind of like a four leg lock.

00:24:58Tajiri, Tajiri might have to tap out here.

00:25:01Tajiri, that knee has absorbed a tremendous amount of punishment

00:25:07at the hands of Team Agle.

00:25:08Tajiri is trying to battle out of this.

00:25:10Tajiri's all locked up here.

00:25:12Tajiri's in trouble, I'm telling you.

00:25:14Both frequent tags in and out.

00:25:16Haas Benjamin, Benjamin Haas getting on the knee.

00:25:19Watch this, ladies and gentlemen.

00:25:21Team Agle keeping one another fresh,

00:25:23while continuing to wear out Tajiri.

00:25:25Cover, hook of the leg, tag titles are on the line.

00:25:28And if you notice, the leg that Benjamin hooks is the injured leg,

00:25:31the left leg, to just even tweak it and torque that knee even more.

00:25:34When you go for a pin cover, Tajiri can't even stand.

00:25:38Shelton Benjamin continues the pressure.

00:25:41You make a great point.

00:25:42Tajiri is literally battling on one leg.

00:25:45And he was able, somehow, to hook in the leg scissors.

00:25:49But can Tajiri get to his partner and make the tag?

00:25:52Spinning head scissors right there.

00:25:53Tajiri needs to get Eddie Guerrero in.

00:25:56Eddie's got that tag rope.

00:25:57Eddie can get tagged in here.

00:25:59And here comes Eddie Guerrero over the top, knocking Charlie Haas down.

00:26:03Eddie Guerrero, the fresh man.

00:26:04Eddie Guerrero's on fire with his tag team titles on the line.

00:26:09Whipped into the corner by Shelton Benjamin.

00:26:11And overzealous Benjamin get caught.

00:26:12Experience of Eddie Guerrero, monkey flip.

00:26:15Monkey flip right in to Benjamin's partner, Charlie Haas.

00:26:19Eddie Guerrero's on fire, that Latino heat.

00:26:21And Eddie Guerrero is dropping team angle like they're a bad habit, bro.

00:26:28Charlie Haas shot to the midsection.

00:26:30Eddie Guerrero in suplex.

00:26:32Wait for the suplex.

00:26:33Hammered by Guerrero.

00:26:34Shot to the midsection again.

00:26:36There you go.

00:26:37Suplex to Charlie Haas connects.

00:26:39Eddie Guerrero, the triple dose right here.

00:26:42Spinning those hips.

00:26:43Here's the number two.

00:26:44Here comes three.

00:26:45Eddie Guerrero has team angle on the ropes.

00:26:49Alan Thornton suplex.

00:26:51That takes it out of you.

00:26:52And Latino heat is firing up.

00:26:56Pensacola's going nuts for Latino heat.

00:26:59And someone's feeling froggy.

00:27:02Shelton Benjamin knocked down.

00:27:04Eddie Guerrero to the top rope.

00:27:06Splash connects.

00:27:07Hooks the leg.

00:27:08There's one.

00:27:09There's two.

00:27:10And Shelton Benjamin saves the matchup for team angle.

00:27:14That was close.

00:27:16Man.

00:27:17So close for Eddie Guerrero.

00:27:20But Shelton Benjamin got involved.

00:27:22Got a shot.

00:27:24Cover.

00:27:25Shoulders down.

00:27:26Tajiri saves the matchup for the champions.

00:27:29Almost crowned new tag team champions there.

00:27:32What a matchup.

00:27:34I'm telling you what to say.

00:27:36Both teams are all over the place.

00:27:38Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri trying to retain the gold right now.

00:27:41Team Angle trying to get back the gold.

00:27:43But the champions are literally on the ropes.

00:27:45Team Angle as Eddie Guerrero tries to battle out.

00:27:49He's doing a pretty good job.

00:27:50I'm not trying, Corey Guerrero swinging.

00:27:52Guerrero and Tajiri the champions.

00:27:54Eddie Guerrero tries to make it to his partner.

00:27:56Uh-oh, uh-oh.

00:27:57Look at this double team maneuver.

00:27:58What a game.

00:27:59What a counter.

00:28:00Double DDT.

00:28:01That's right.

00:28:02Great counter by Eddie Guerrero.

00:28:04And now can Eddie make a tag to his partner.

00:28:08The Japanese busts on Tajiri.

00:28:10Tajiri still favoring that left knee.

00:28:12But he needs to make the tag.

00:28:14And how effective can Tajiri be with that knee all twisted up and banged up that left knee of Tajiri.

00:28:21And here comes Tajiri.

00:28:23And off the tag, a kick.

00:28:25And shots to Charlie Haas using the right and left as well.

00:28:29Using the hands, one, and the feet.

00:28:31And Charlie Haas again.

00:28:32That picks an ankle small.

00:28:34And it hits Tajiri.

00:28:35The good leg connected to the back of the head.

00:28:37Tajiri's on one leg here.

00:28:39He's in trouble.

00:28:40But he's a fighter.

00:28:41Tajiri's a fighter.

00:28:43Charlie Haas misses with the right.

00:28:45Blocked by Tajiri.

00:28:46Look at this.

00:28:47Tornado over.

00:28:48Blocked.

00:28:49And there's a tornado DDT.

00:28:50Right counter by Charlie Haas.

00:28:51There's two.

00:28:52Eddie Guerrero just saved the tag team titles.

00:28:56Guerrero busted up that bridge and that Northern Lights suplex.

00:28:59Just a second off from winning the championship for Team Eagle.

00:29:04But Eddie Guerrero made the save for his team.

00:29:06Benjamin's out.

00:29:07He's gone.

00:29:08And a shot to the chin.

00:29:09What a blow by Tajiri.

00:29:11Was that the good leg of the bad leg?

00:29:13I couldn't tell Cole.

00:29:14And Eddie Guerrero going up to the top rope.

00:29:17Eddie Guerrero from the top rope.

00:29:19No man's land.

00:29:20Shot and heads up.

00:29:21Take it out.

00:29:22Shot to Benjamin.

00:29:23Shoulder first.

00:29:25Both men wiped out Eddie Guerrero.

00:29:28Desperation maneuver.

00:29:29Tajiri measuring Charlie Haas for a finishing blow.

00:29:32Charlie Haas takes out the bad knee.

00:29:34Tajiri's in trouble.

00:29:35Here it comes.

00:29:36Haas of pain.

00:29:37The Haas of pain.

00:29:38A sufficient maneuver locked in.

00:29:39Team Angle pulls it away.

00:29:40That's gonna be it.

00:29:41Tajiri's done.

00:29:42That shit is good.

00:29:43I think it's gonna tap.

00:29:44Will Tajiri tap out?

00:29:45There he is.

00:29:46And the bell rang.

00:29:47And Charlie Haas, I guess he tapped, I guess the jury team angle.

00:29:57Wait, wait, wait.

00:29:58Brian Hefner not holding on.

00:30:00Hold on.

00:30:01I didn't ring the bell.

00:30:03Brian Hefner said he didn't ring the bell.

00:30:05I did not ring the bell.

00:30:07What's going on?

00:30:08He didn't tap.

00:30:10Eddie Guerrero.

00:30:11Eddie Guerrero's got that tail tail.

00:30:12He's got a championship.

00:30:14Missed with it.

00:30:15The tug of war ensues.

00:30:18Whoa.

00:30:19What is going on?

00:30:20The referee.

00:30:21Look at Eddie.

00:30:22Eddie playing possum.

00:30:25No, no, no.

00:30:26No, no, no.

00:30:28The smoking gun.

00:30:32Team Angle got framed again.

00:30:37The winners of this match have ruined all of a disqualification.

00:30:41And still tag team champions.

00:30:44Oh my God.

00:30:45Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri.

00:30:48I'm trying to figure this out.

00:30:50Eddie Guerrero framed Charlie Haas again.

00:30:53But who the hell rang the bell?

00:30:55I don't know.

00:30:56Why?

00:30:57I think now.

00:30:58Look at the lower left hand of the screen.

00:31:02For evidence.

00:31:04Eddie Guerrero rang the bell.

00:31:06Tajiri never tapped out.

00:31:08Charlie Haas on Team Angle 1.

00:31:11Again.

00:31:12Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri have pulled one over on Team Angle.

00:31:17There's Mr. America keeping good.

00:31:21The rear's on the line tonight.

00:31:23That line detector test.

00:31:24Mr. America obviously getting ready for this fly detector test.

00:31:36I don't quite know how you get ready for one of those things, but he doesn't look happy.

00:31:39It isn't just Mr. America's fate that hangs in the balance either.

00:31:42It's Zach Galwin, Mr. America's biggest fan.

00:31:45He's standing by with our own Josh Matthews.

00:31:47Zach, are you at all concerned that in just a few moments Mr. McMahon, the man who had

00:31:53you arrested just last week, is going to be making his way out here?

00:31:56Yes.

00:31:57I'm very concerned.

00:31:58But even though the charges were eventually dropped by the police, what can you do?

00:32:03You know what I mean?

00:32:04But I know the rules now.

00:32:06And I don't have a backstage pass.

00:32:09I don't have a contract.

00:32:10That's why I bought myself a front row ticket.

00:32:14Well, Zach, obviously right now is a very hard time for you right now because Mr. America,

00:32:19if he fails this lie detector test, then Mr. McMahon has said that you will never, ever

00:32:23live your dream of one day signing a contract with this company.

00:32:27Yeah, I'm aware of that.

00:32:29And frankly, Josh, I'm nervous as hell.

00:32:32But right now, it's out of my hands.

00:32:36It's up to Mr. America.

00:32:38All I can do right now is watch Mr. America take that test and pray that he passes.

00:32:46Well, Zach Gowen's dreams do hang in the balance.

00:32:49You see the lie detector test, the equipment being set up in the ring.

00:32:54Mr. America takes the lie detector test next on SmackDown.

00:32:59And because of what happened last week, Mr. McMahon is all smiles tonight.

00:33:16Ladies and gentlemen, the chairman of WWE, Mr. McMahon.

00:33:24If Mr. McMahon can prove tonight being this lie detector test that Mr.

00:33:29America and Hulk Hogan are one of the same, contracts are null and void.

00:33:33Mr. America and Hulk Hogan will never be seen in the WWE again.

00:33:39Now, Mr. McMahon is all happy hat, top of the wall.

00:33:42Look at the boss.

00:33:43Well, it was an ingenious plan last week.

00:33:45I have to give the boss that.

00:33:47He's a genius.

00:33:49Come on.

00:33:50Well, I've still got that smile on my face.

00:33:59Welcome to a very special edition of SmackDown.

00:34:05And the reason this edition of SmackDown is so special is because this will be the last night that you ever see Hulk Hogan in any form whatsoever in this ring.

00:34:22That's right.

00:34:24You see, I've hired these two officers to conduct a lie detector test here tonight.

00:34:30And Mr. America will sit right in this chair.

00:34:34Mr. America, will he be subjected to questions that he cannot answer?

00:34:41No!

00:34:42No!

00:34:43No!

00:34:44No!

00:34:45No!

00:34:46No!

00:34:47No!

00:34:48No!

00:34:49No!

00:34:50Once Mr. America has failed his lie detector test, that means Mr. America will be proven to be a fraud.

00:34:58This lie detector test will prove that Mr. America really is Hulk Hogan.

00:35:06And once that's done, that then means Mr. America's contract is null and void.

00:35:12Which then means Hulk Hogan's contract is null and void.

00:35:16Which then means I can get rid of both Hogan and Mr. America on the very same night.

00:35:23So with that in mind, allow me to introduce you to, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:35:36Hey, uh, isn't that Hulk Hogan's little buddy over here?

00:35:46And that news there, Zach, last time I saw you, you were being arrested, thrown out of my building.

00:35:56We know, Zach, apparently you and Hogan have a lot in common.

00:36:01But I can tell you this, the one thing you and Hogan will have in common tonight after I conduct this lie detector test,

00:36:09neither one of you will have a leg to stand on.

00:36:16I can't believe I just said that, but I did.

00:36:23So without in mind, allow me to introduce you to Mr. America.

00:36:28Are we experiencing the end of an era here tonight?

00:36:47Well, obviously, Taz, Mr. America doesn't seem himself tonight.

00:36:56Not the showman he usually is.

00:36:59Doesn't have that exuberance that he usually has heading to the ring.

00:37:03Well, Mr. America's gotta face that lie detector test.

00:37:08You see Mr. America looking over at Zach, Mr. America's biggest fan, Zach Gowen.

00:37:14What a ticket to be here tonight.

00:37:18Not only- Whoa, whoa, whoa, look at this call.

00:37:20Mr. McMahon, right in the face.

00:37:24All right, cut the music, cut it.

00:37:26Well, Mr. America, sit right over here in this chair.

00:37:37USA!

00:37:39USA!

00:37:40Come on.

00:37:41USA!

00:37:42USA!

00:37:43USA!

00:37:44USA!

00:37:45USA!

00:37:46We're gonna conduct ourselves a lie detector test here.

00:37:53All the Mr. USA's in the world can't help Hogan, because that's who you are, Mr. America.

00:38:00And tonight, we're gonna prove it.

00:38:01Hook him up.

00:38:02Now, Hogan, by the way, just for the record, I don't want you to think I'm singling you out

00:38:12because I make all my corporate employees take the very same lie detector test.

00:38:19Because the one thing I can't stand, Hogan, is a liar.

00:38:27This is gonna be the end of your little charade, Hogan.

00:38:30All right, now get your reading here on him.

00:38:35Let me know when you got a reading.

00:38:36USA!

00:38:37USA!

00:38:38USA!

00:38:39USA!

00:38:40USA!

00:38:41USA!

00:38:42USA!

00:38:43USA!

00:38:44USA!

00:38:45USA!

00:38:46All right, we've got a reading here.

00:38:50Don't be nervous.

00:38:51All I want you to do is, for the first time in your life, tell the truth.

00:38:59We can begin the interrogation.

00:39:01Officer, if you would, please.

00:39:05Are you the man known as Mr. America?

00:39:09Yes.

00:39:10Yes.

00:39:11Are you currently sitting in a wrestling ring in Pensacola, Florida?

00:39:16Yes.

00:39:17Look, ask him the question.

00:39:18I'm tired of the fun and games.

00:39:24Ask him the question.

00:39:25I'm tired of the fun and games.

00:39:26Ask him the question.

00:39:27Mr. McMahon, there is a method to this.

00:39:31Let's get on with it.

00:39:33Are you currently employed on SmackDown?

00:39:34Yes.

00:39:35Now, listen.

00:39:36You either ask him the question.

00:39:37You either ask him the question.

00:39:38I want you to ask him, or I'll find somebody else that'll ask him.

00:39:42Now, damn it.

00:39:43Ask him the question.

00:39:44Ask him.

00:39:45Ask him.

00:39:46Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:39:50Yes.

00:39:51Yes.

00:39:52Yes.

00:39:53Now, listen.

00:39:54You either ask him the question.

00:39:56I want you to ask him, or I'll find somebody else that'll ask him.

00:39:59Now, damn it.

00:40:00Ask him the question.

00:40:02Ask him.

00:40:07Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:40:13Can I please have a drink of water?

00:40:41Hogan, you can drink all the water you want.

00:40:48You can drink water until you're waterlogged.

00:40:51I can tell you this.

00:40:52That's not a truth serum, okay?

00:40:54That's just simply water.

00:40:55And it's not going to change the answer.

00:40:57Now, damn it.

00:40:58I'll ask the question this time.

00:41:01Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:41:06No.

00:41:27No.

00:41:28What's this mean?

00:41:37It means he's telling the truth, sir.

00:41:39The hell he's telling the truth.

00:41:42The hell you say.

00:41:44Ask him the question again.

00:41:46Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:41:59No.

00:42:00No.

00:42:02Now, listen to me.

00:42:05I don't know what you're doing, but you're not asking the questions properly.

00:42:09Now, damn it.

00:42:10Ask the question properly.

00:42:11I know the answer.

00:42:12I know that SOB is lying to me.

00:42:14Now, ask him.

00:42:16Mr. America, are you Hulk Hogan?

00:42:21No.

00:42:22Damn it.

00:42:23Ask him again.

00:42:24It's Hogan, Hogan, Hogan, Hogan.

00:42:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:42:26What the hell's going on?

00:42:39What's going on, Mr. McMahon, is that Mr. America has passed this lie detector test.

00:42:44All right.

00:42:45I don't quite know what to say.

00:42:49Honestly, I'm dumbfounded.

00:42:51I don't know about you.

00:42:52Not me, Cole.

00:42:53I knew it the whole way.

00:42:55Mr. American Hulk holding two different people.

00:42:57Come on.

00:42:58Mr. America lives on.

00:43:03You know, Jack Gallin, he's happy.

00:43:05Well, his dream, Jack Gallin's dream, someday competing in the WWE may live on as well.

00:43:11Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait just a minute.

00:43:13Cut the music.

00:43:14Oh, no.

00:43:15I'm not done with you yet.

00:43:16Cut the music.

00:43:17I don't know what you've done, Hogan.

00:43:19I don't know how you pulled this off.

00:43:21Well, you're lying through your teeth and you know it.

00:43:24Maybe it's because you two are incompetence.

00:43:26I don't know.

00:43:27But I'll tell you this.

00:43:28If you can pass the lie detector test, damn it, I can pass it.

00:43:32You put that on me.

00:43:33Come on.

00:43:34Put it on me.

00:43:35I'll prove I can pass the lie detector test.

00:43:37Come on.

00:43:38I don't have all night.

00:43:39If you can pass this thing, any of these people can pass it.

00:43:42I can pass it.

00:43:43And by the way, just for the record, just for the record, these damn lie detector tests

00:43:49are not admissible in court for a very, very good reason.

00:43:53And that reason is because people like you can lie through their teeth.

00:43:57I don't know how you did that.

00:44:00All right.

00:44:05Come on, get a reading.

00:44:06Let me know when you got a reading.

00:44:10You got a reading.

00:44:15You got a reading.

00:44:16Pick up the microphone, officer.

00:44:18I don't care what you ask me.

00:44:20You ask me anything in the world you wanna ask.

00:44:22Are you Vince McMahon?

00:44:26Yes, I am.

00:44:29Are you the chairman of the WWE?

00:44:34Yes, I am.

00:44:36Wait a minute.

00:44:37Hold on.

00:44:38Wait a minute.

00:44:39Let me ask you something, brother.

00:44:44Now I'm gonna ask this nice and slow so you can comprehend the question and answer it correctly.

00:45:01Are you the biggest ass on God's green earth?

00:45:09No.

00:45:14I am.

00:45:19Are you a sick, perverted, power hungry freak?

00:45:32No.

00:45:37Wait, wait a minute.

00:45:44I don't know what you guys are doing here or what's going wrong with this test.

00:45:49But look, the one thing I can state unequivocally.

00:45:52Look, I'm a very well-respected businessman the world over.

00:45:56What I do in this business, I do it for each and every one of you all over the world.

00:46:06All right, perhaps that was an overstatement.

00:46:12I do it for most of you all over the world.

00:46:15Some of you.

00:46:21All right.

00:46:23I do what I do for me and me only.

00:46:28Yeah, you got one right.

00:46:30But let me tell you this.

00:46:32I am no pervert.

00:46:41Oh, you're not.

00:46:45Well, don't you spend most of your leisure time pleasuring yourself by looking at pictures of Tory Wilson's Playboy brother?

00:47:00What?

00:47:01No, I don't.

00:47:07All right.

00:47:13But it was a long time ago.

00:47:18It was last month.

00:47:22It was earlier this morning, quite frankly.

00:47:28It was in the car in the limo on the way over.

00:47:35But that doesn't mean I'm a pervert because, quite frankly, anyone could lust after Tory Wilson.

00:47:41Anyone could have a fantasy about Tory Wilson.

00:47:44At least I don't fantasize about the Mae Youngs of the world.

00:47:49Now, damn it, this is ridiculous.

00:47:53I don't know what you're trying to prove, any of you.

00:47:56I hate you, Hulk.

00:47:58Get this crap off me.

00:48:03Get this crap off me.

00:48:05Get this crap off me.

00:48:07I'll tell you, Mr. America has done it again.

00:48:10He's succeeded in an embarrassing Mr. McMahon here tonight.

00:48:15Wait a minute, McMahon.

00:48:18This proves one thing.

00:48:21That Mr. America is telling the truth.

00:48:25And you're nothing but a liar.

00:48:33The icing on the cake, ding, for Mr. America tonight.

00:48:38Mr. America lives on.

00:48:41The dreams of Mr. America's biggest man, Zach Gowen, live on.

00:48:47Mr. America has humiliated the boss again tonight.

00:48:54Look at that look.

00:48:56Look at that look, Hulk.

00:49:01What the hell?

00:49:02Dad!

00:49:03Did you just see what went on out there?

00:49:16Did you see?

00:49:17I was made an ass off!

00:49:18Shut up!

00:49:20Shut up!

00:49:21Yeah, well shut up anyhow.

00:49:23Don't get smart with me.

00:49:25You were the one who was responsible for hiring those detectives.

00:49:28Yes.

00:49:29You were the one responsible for making sure that lie detector equipment worked properly.

00:49:34Ding!

00:49:35You were the one who hired Mr. America in the first place.

00:49:42And you know what, Stephanie?

00:49:44I'm beginning to wonder.

00:49:45I'm beginning to wonder what's going on around here.

00:49:50Dad, I mean what do you want me to do?

00:49:52You don't believe me?

00:49:53You want me to take a lie detector test?

00:49:55Oh, cute.

00:49:58Oh, that's real cute.

00:50:00And you know what?

00:50:02Things are going to change around here.

00:50:04Yeah.

00:50:05Next week?

00:50:06Next week, things are going to get changed alright.

00:50:09For the better.

00:50:11Smartass.

00:50:12What does Mr. McMahon mean by that?

00:50:13I don't know, Cole.

00:50:14It doesn't sound good, though.

00:50:15Well, Boston's gone off the deep end.

00:50:16Oh, no.

00:50:17Anaheim, brace yourself for SmackDown next week.

00:50:18Following contest, he's scheduled for one fall approaching the ring.

00:50:19They accompanied by Rowdy Rowdy Piper.

00:50:20From Parts Unknown, weighing in at 374 pounds, Sean O'Hare.

00:50:49And Piper's looking for Zach.

00:50:53Zach Gowen, and that's where Zach was standing right over there.

00:50:56Maybe he had to go to the bathroom.

00:50:58What kind of statement is that? I don't know.

00:51:00Nonetheless, Ronnie Piper out here with his protege, Sean O'Hare.

00:51:05And you know, O'Hare and Piper cannot be happy with what transpired a few moments ago.

00:51:09Mr. America passing the lie detector test.

00:51:14From Edmonton, Alberta, weighing it into 29 pounds.

00:51:19Chris Benoit!

00:51:21This is a true test here tonight for Sean O'Hare.

00:51:24Hey, no doubt, if we can knock off an international superstar like Chris Benoit,

00:51:30which is a tall order, you got my respect, I'll tell you that.

00:51:33Benoit and Sean O'Hare are going to lock it up tonight.

00:51:36Yeah, Chris Benoit realizes he's going to have to keep an eye on Ronnie Piper,

00:51:40the mentor of Sean O'Hare, who will be at ringside.

00:51:43So Benoit and O'Hare set to go one-on-one in this matchup

00:51:47on what has been a wild night already.

00:51:50Mr. America somehow passing the lie detector test here on it,

00:51:55while making an ass of the boss, Mr. McMahon.

00:51:59Of course, Eddie Guerrero and Tajiri holding on to the tag team titles

00:52:01and still to come tonight.

00:52:03Brian Lesnar, the team of The Undertaker,

00:52:05to take on the FBI in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

00:52:08Well, right now, both men with that smash-mouth style.

00:52:12I mean, how physical this one's going to be.

00:52:13Oh, this is why both these guys like to hurt people.

00:52:16Sean O'Hare goes 6'6", 280 pounds.

00:52:19He is a powerhouse with martial arts skills.

00:52:22And there's a boot to the gut of Chris Benoit.

00:52:26Yeah, I don't doubt O'Hare's got an extensive

00:52:28tempo karate background.

00:52:30Big dude that can get four feet on hands.

00:52:32And Chris Benoit is in there with one of the best,

00:52:47not only in SmackDown, but in the entire world.

00:52:50Oh, Sean O'Hare's aware of that.

00:52:52I'm sure Piper, nice new tie-like kick right to the chest of Benoit.

00:52:56Hook of the leg, and a kick out by the Rabid Wolverine.

00:52:59You know, you've got to figure Piper probably smart and dumps

00:53:01Sean O'Hare saying, hey, this is Benoit, he ain't no joke.

00:53:03And a right hand from O'Hare to Chris Benoit.

00:53:07Well, that's a simple ground and pound right there.

00:53:09You got your man in the back here, stop pounding him.

00:53:11Sean O'Hare, of course, in a roundabout way,

00:53:14responsible for the continuation of Rodney Piper's career.

00:53:17O'Hare defeating Mr. America last week via that disqualification.

00:53:21That's right.

00:53:22Piper's still here, and look at Sean O'Hare really putting it to Chris Benoit.

00:53:26I thought O'Hare was gonna put a real naked choke on,

00:53:28but that's like a head crank of a fighter right there,

00:53:31working the neck, that neck, that surgically repaired neck of Chris Benoit.

00:53:37And Chris Benoit knows that every wrestler,

00:53:40every athlete he gets in this ring with is gonna go right through his neck.

00:53:43I'm sure Benoit prepares himself for that.

00:53:45Well, how do you prepare for that?

00:53:46Just keep it, when you train, you get your neck strong,

00:53:49so when athletes do get on your neck as a whole in your game plan,

00:53:52you can just combat it by being in condition.

00:53:55Speaking of game plans, Rodney Piper smiling, likes the way this is going thus far,

00:54:02a clubbing blow to the back of Benoit's head.

00:54:04And Chris Benoit in trouble, O'Hare misses with a kick.

00:54:07Jump and spin, jump and spin, DDT.

00:54:10Lance O'Hare, but can Chris Benoit take advantage, both men down in the ring,

00:54:16as Rodney Piper tries to will his man, Sean O'Hare on.

00:54:20Benoit trying to fight some time for himself.

00:54:22Come on, Sean, you're doing great.

00:54:24Desperation to move that straight forward plant.

00:54:26Come on, man.

00:54:27O'Hare with that DDT.

00:54:29Referee Mike Sparks has begun the count.

00:54:32First man to his feet, could gain the momentum in this matchup.

00:54:36O'Hare trying to shake the cobwebs, he's to his feet first.

00:54:38Yeah, O'Hare's old Gugragi and whatnot.

00:54:41Benoit.

00:54:41Oh, man, the chomps definitely through the arena.

00:54:45Here they come, Cole, the chomps.

00:54:47Shot again to Sean O'Hare, reversal.

00:54:49Benoit, off the line, O'Hare telegraphed him.

00:54:51The veteran takes control.

00:54:53Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, German.

00:54:55And a release, German, by Benoit.

00:54:57Cover, hooks the legs.

00:54:58Here's the shoulders down.

00:54:59Kicked out by O'Hare after two.

00:55:01That might be all Chris Benoit needs to turn this match around in his favor,

00:55:05is that one big high-impact German suplex.

00:55:08Sean O'Hare made one mistake, the veteran took control.

00:55:11Nice, twisty neck breaker.

00:55:13On O'Hare.

00:55:13Cover again.

00:55:15There is two, and O'Hare got some shoulder right here.

00:55:17Chris Benoit's going after O'Hare's neck.

00:55:19Turnabout's fair play.

00:55:20That German suplex land on the back of your beam, and then right there.

00:55:24Oh, watch Benoit!

00:55:25Knockin' O'Hare down.

00:55:26Yeah, running back elbow.

00:55:27And look at Piper grabbing the leg of Benoit.

00:55:30O'Hare took a shot, and the rabid Wolverine is in pursuit of Roddy Piper.

00:55:34It's not too chic of Piper ain't no Carl Lewis, that's for sure.

00:55:38And Sean O'Hare missed with the kick, Benoit with the right hand.

00:55:42And look at this!

00:55:43Oh, man!

00:55:43Look at this!

00:55:44Piper's in the crossface!

00:55:45The crossface locked into Piper!

00:55:47The crossface is locked into Piper!

00:55:50Benoit defending himself, and O'Hare kicked to the back of the head!

00:55:54Roddy Piper injected himself in this match-up!

00:55:56Here's the cover!

00:55:57O'Hare's got the tights, and O'Hare with a huge win!

00:56:01What a huge win!

00:56:02Sean O'Hare, with the help of Roddy Piper, has pinned Chris Benoit here tonight!

00:56:04And take another look!

00:56:05Benoit is defending himself!

00:56:06O'Hare told him!

00:56:07Oh, my God!

00:56:08Yeah, Piper got caught in that deadly crossface, and that big kick, and that big hand on O'Hare

00:56:10stacking Chris Benoit while getting a big victory!

00:56:13In my opinion, an upset victory for Sean O'Hare!

00:56:15Piper paid dividend for O'Hare!

00:56:18It's a huge win!

00:56:19And what a huge win!

00:56:20Sean O'Hare, with the help of Roddy Piper, has pinned Chris Benoit here tonight!

00:56:23And take another look!

00:56:24Benoit was defending himself!

00:56:25O'Hare told him!

00:56:26Oh, my God!

00:56:27Yeah, Piper got caught in that deadly crossface, and that big kick, and that big hand on those tights!

00:56:32Stacking Chris Benoit, getting a big victory!

00:56:35In my opinion, an upset victory for Sean O'Hare!

00:56:39for O'Hare.

00:56:41Down the line's improvement

00:56:42coming tonight on SmackDown.

00:56:43What a team!

00:56:44Lesnar and The Undertaker

00:56:45two-on-three against the FBI.

00:56:48I'll tell you what,

00:56:48the FBI better be careful.

00:56:50Undertaker and Lesnar,

00:56:51they'll be doing a little toot-toot

00:56:52on the FBI's heads.

00:56:57SmackDown has come to the Gulf Coast

00:56:58of Florida, Pensacola.

00:57:00And tonight, Brock Lesnar

00:57:02team to The Undertaker

00:57:03to meet the FBI

00:57:04in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

00:57:08But next week,

00:57:09SmackDown heads to Anaheim

00:57:11with the most anticipated

00:57:12SmackDown in some time.

00:57:14Oh, no doubt.

00:57:15Matt Hardy put the Cruiserweight Championship

00:57:17on the line

00:57:18against a human highlight reel.

00:57:21Rey Mysterio, that will be off the hook.

00:57:22How did Rey Mysterio

00:57:23get a Cruiserweight title shot?

00:57:25It all took place last week.

00:57:27Rey Mysterio,

00:57:28you found the funny

00:57:29like I'd be tonight.

00:57:31I'll tell you what,

00:57:32you can have a shot

00:57:33at the Cruiserweight title

00:57:34anytime you want it

00:57:36if you can beat

00:57:37Mya members

00:57:38in a match

00:57:39right now.

00:57:42And Rey Mysterio

00:57:43would take the challenge,

00:57:44but it became a gut check

00:57:46for Rey Mysterio.

00:57:47Rey Mysterio sucked it up,

00:57:49got a victory

00:57:49with a groin injury,

00:57:52played hurt

00:57:52right through the matchup

00:57:53and won it.

00:57:54Not only over Shannon Moore,

00:57:55but also over Crash.

00:57:58Well, ladies and gentlemen,

00:57:59we're joined by Rey Mysterio

00:58:00now.

00:58:01And Rey,

00:58:01minutes away from your home

00:58:02next week in Anaheim,

00:58:03you take on Matt Hardy,

00:58:05Cruiserweight title

00:58:06on the line.

00:58:07Your thoughts?

00:58:08Yo, Cole, Taz,

00:58:10this is important for me.

00:58:11There's no doubt

00:58:12in my mind

00:58:13that I will become

00:58:14the next WWE Cruiserweight champ.

00:58:17No doubt.

00:58:18That's all that matters

00:58:19to me, dawg.

00:58:20This match next week

00:58:22against Matt Hardy,

00:58:24this is why I'm here

00:58:25in the WWE.

00:58:27Yeah, I pulled my groin

00:58:29last week.

00:58:30Yeah, I'm hurt.

00:58:32But there ain't nothing

00:58:32stopping me now.

00:58:34I'm going to keep on going.

00:58:35Not only for me,

00:58:37but for my family

00:58:38and for my people.

00:58:42Next week,

00:58:43in Anaheim, Cali,

00:58:46the West Coast,

00:58:48is where Rey Mysterio

00:58:50va a volver a ser campeón.

00:58:52Una vez más,

00:58:53para el...

00:58:54My marriage,

00:58:54my family,

00:58:56my people,

00:58:57blah, blah, blah.

00:58:58Don't you get it?

00:58:59I already beat you

00:59:00at WrestleMania.

00:59:02And next week,

00:59:02I am going to destroy you

00:59:04in Anaheim,

00:59:05in front of all your people,

00:59:07in front of all your amigos.

00:59:10They can chant

00:59:11Rey at the top of their lungs.

00:59:12They will.

00:59:13And they can chant

00:59:13619 all night long.

00:59:16But there is no one,

00:59:17nobody, nothing

00:59:18that will stop me

00:59:20from beating your ass.

00:59:23You think you're hurt now?

00:59:24No.

00:59:25Well, next week,

00:59:26you will know the meaning

00:59:27of the pain

00:59:28known as maditude.

00:59:30You think I'm scared, huh, man?

00:59:32You think I'm scared?

00:59:34Hell no, I'm not scared.

00:59:35And say what?

00:59:36What you gonna do?

00:59:37I'm just saying

00:59:37you should be.

00:59:38Oh!

00:59:39Damn!

00:59:40Oh!

00:59:41Oh!

00:59:44Oh!

00:59:47Oh!

00:59:48Oh!

00:59:49Well, I'll tell you what,

00:59:50like him or not,

00:59:52Matt Hardy right there

00:59:53with that low blow

00:59:54straight to that injured groin

00:59:55of Rey Mysterio.

00:59:57Smart strategy,

00:59:58make the man go into the match

00:59:59even more hurt

00:59:59so he can't take

01:00:00your championship.

01:00:00Next week,

01:00:01it's Rey Mysterio

01:00:02and Matt Hardy

01:00:02in Anaheim

01:00:03on SmackDown

01:00:03for the Cruiserweight Championship.

01:00:05Also next week in Anaheim,

01:00:07the anticipated return

01:00:08of Kurt Angle.

01:00:10Everybody's buzzing

01:00:11about Kurt Angle

01:00:11coming back.

01:00:12I mean,

01:00:12Kurt's a good friend of mine.

01:00:13I'm excited he's coming back.

01:00:15A lot of people are buzzing.

01:00:16We're all pumped up.

01:00:17Angle back on SmackDown

01:00:18next week.

01:00:19I'll tell you,

01:00:40Uncle Moe Dragon,

01:00:41this guy's an international superstar.

01:00:43You fans are in for a treat.

01:00:46Wait.

01:00:47Rikishi lost weight.

01:00:48Join in.

01:00:49Oh, God.

01:00:51It's rock shaking time.

01:00:54The following tag team

01:00:55comes with the schedule

01:00:56for one fall.

01:00:59Two shakes first.

01:01:00Spanky

01:01:01and Rikishi.

01:01:05Great ovation for Rikishi

01:01:06and Spanky.

01:01:07Some of Rikishi's peeps

01:01:08here in Pensacola, Florida.

01:01:11Or what about next week?

01:01:12Anaheim, California.

01:01:14What a SmackDown

01:01:15it is shaping up to be.

01:01:16Oh, you're a great kid.

01:01:18What about what

01:01:18an Arrowhead

01:01:19Arrowhead at the pond?

01:01:21Was it Arrowhead at the pond?

01:01:22Arrowhead's mine.

01:01:23And Anaheim, right?

01:01:24Yeah, Rey Mysterio,

01:01:24Matt Hardy for the

01:01:25first-away title

01:01:26and the return of Kurt Angle.

01:01:28And what about

01:01:28what Miss McMahon said, Cole?

01:01:30What about Miss McMahon said?

01:01:31Pings are going to change

01:01:32for the battle.

01:01:33What's that mean?

01:01:33And from Columbus, Ohio

01:01:38weighing in

01:01:39at 492 pounds

01:01:42Doug and Danny

01:01:44the Basham Brothers.

01:01:46Well, debut of a new team

01:01:47here on SmackDown

01:01:48the Basham Brothers.

01:01:49Doug and Danny

01:01:50don't know too much

01:01:51about these individuals

01:01:52but we can tell you this.

01:01:54Signed to a contract

01:01:55by SmackDown

01:01:56General Manager

01:01:56Stephanie McMahon.

01:01:57Well, that has to tell you something.

01:01:59Stephanie McMahon,

01:02:00well, she doesn't sign

01:02:01Clouches, just check out

01:02:02the signage you made

01:02:03of Mr. America.

01:02:04I called some of my people calls,

01:02:06especially Joe and Numbers.

01:02:07He gave me a little lowdown

01:02:08on the Basham Brothers.

01:02:09He knew a lot about them

01:02:10but not a lot enough

01:02:11to tell me.

01:02:12So if you're Rikishi

01:02:13and Spanky go into this matchup

01:02:14against the Basham Brothers.

01:02:16How do you combat these guys?

01:02:17You don't even know

01:02:17what you're going into here.

01:02:19Well, I don't know.

01:02:20I don't know what to tell you on that.

01:02:23Rikishi's just gonna do his style

01:02:24and try and go straight forward

01:02:26at these two guys.

01:02:27This is Doug Basham.

01:02:28Doug Basham, from what we know,

01:02:29goes 6'3 for 40 pounds

01:02:31against the 350-pound Rikishi.

01:02:35Basham off the rope,

01:02:36stand up,

01:02:36stand over the top rope,

01:02:38and in comes brother Danny.

01:02:40Danny goes 6'3, 252.

01:02:42He's never tagged in,

01:02:43but Danny knows enough to get out.

01:02:44Danny knows enough to get out

01:02:46of that big ass,

01:02:47I'll tell you that.

01:02:48And here comes Spanky,

01:02:49the youngster with all the enthusiasm.

01:02:51Heads up, heads up!

01:02:52Into the corner,

01:02:53Doug Basham in all kinds of trouble.

01:02:55Nice kick to the chin,

01:02:57and Danny Basham as well.

01:02:58Quick cover to the leg.

01:02:59Spanky in a kick-out.

01:03:01A lot of resistance,

01:03:01a lot of toughness down

01:03:02by Doug Basham.

01:03:04That's his damn right kicking out of that.

01:03:05Come on!

01:03:07He's right to push down!

01:03:08Look at Danny Basham.

01:03:09Locking Spanky down.

01:03:11The brothers from Columbus, Ohio.

01:03:13Doug and Danny Basham

01:03:14making their debuts tonight

01:03:16here on SmackDown.

01:03:17I gotta really talk to these guys.

01:03:18One, two, one, three!

01:03:20Conversation with a little cast one-on-one.

01:03:22I'm gonna sit down with him.

01:03:23About what?

01:03:23I don't know.

01:03:24Talk to him about stuff, Paul.

01:03:25Nice smack in there,

01:03:27Danny with an elbow.

01:03:28You wouldn't know about that,

01:03:28Paul. It's called men talk.

01:03:30Like, men, they talk together.

01:03:31Gonna be a lot of men,

01:03:32and they ain't gonna be talking.

01:03:33They're gonna be fighting in the ring

01:03:34coming up later tonight.

01:03:35Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker

01:03:37against the FBI

01:03:38in a two-on-three handicap matchup.

01:03:40Well, that one's got physical

01:03:42written all over it,

01:03:43as does the Bastion Brothers.

01:03:45They're physical.

01:03:47Wow!

01:03:47Look at Doug.

01:03:48Here's the cover on Spanky,

01:03:49and Spanky just kicks out.

01:03:51Hey, big shout-out to the WWE

01:03:53Hall of Famer, Freddie Blassie,

01:03:54who's been under the weather as of right.

01:03:55You know, Freddie never misses a SmackDown,

01:03:57and we wanna send our wishes out to Freddie and his family.

01:04:00Get well soon, Freddie.

01:04:01No doubt, get well, Freddie.

01:04:02We love you, man.

01:04:03He never misses a SmackDown or a Raw, or a Raw, no doubt.

01:04:06Come back here, Freddie,

01:04:07to take care of this pretzelette geek, Taz, out here.

01:04:09Whoa, easy.

01:04:10That's arm dragged by Spanky on Doug Basham.

01:04:13Whoa!

01:04:14What a shot to the back of the head.

01:04:16And now's the time Spanky's gotta get Makishi in here.

01:04:18Here we go!

01:04:19Rikishi with the right hand.

01:04:23What to Doug and what to Danny is left.

01:04:26And look at Rikishi, with a kick to the chin, and Rikishi is-

01:04:29Uh-oh, wow!

01:04:31Big Simone drop by the 350-pound Rikishi.

01:04:34Rikishi is cooking here.

01:04:36This is the unique team.

01:04:37Rikishi is striking.

01:04:39Basham's the Basham, guys are in trouble.

01:04:41And Rikishi backing it on up.

01:04:44Rikishi's got enough of that bump to go around, I'll tell you that big rear end.

01:04:57Man, it's like three bald heads, four bald heads.

01:05:00Welcome to the WWE, Danny and Doug Basham.

01:05:05And here comes Spanky, I'll tell you, Rikishi and Spanky.

01:05:07They love to have fun out there.

01:05:09Uh-oh, look at this, look for it, perhaps a monkey flip.

01:05:12Great teamwork right there.

01:05:14And look at Danny holding his brother down.

01:05:16And the Basham brothers, what an upset.

01:05:19Great teamwork.

01:05:20Here are your winners, the Basham brothers.

01:05:23Not only did Doug stack up Spanky, but like you pointed out,

01:05:27Danny pushing his foot into his brother to get more leverage to pin.

01:05:32Spanky, great teamwork by this new team, the Basham brothers.

01:05:35Hey!

01:05:42What the hell is the meaning of this?

01:05:45What in the hell is going on?

01:05:47Go tell that man to put my limo down now.

01:05:50The car's impounded.

01:05:53The car's impounded.

01:05:54Now tell me something, Rufus.

01:05:56How come the car's impounded?

01:05:57Mr. McMahon, I told you that it was a handicap zone, we parked in a handicap zone.

01:06:02A handicap zone?

01:06:06Mr. McMahon, I'm going to the airport, so you go tell that man driving the tow truck that

01:06:10he's going to take me to the airport since you can't, okay?

01:06:13Now open the door here, George C. Open it up.

01:06:18Go tell him what I said.

01:06:19Now close the door, thank you.

01:06:29Mr. McMahon, didn't you know that parking in a handicap zone is illegal?

01:06:34Hey, stop the car, I want to get out, I'm going to kick his little ass, stop this damn car.

01:06:41Ice tent, stop it damn it, stop it, where the hell are you taking me?

01:06:45I'm going to beat that little punch ass, stop it, stop it.

01:06:52Well, ladies and gentlemen, up next, the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar team to The Undertaker

01:06:58to meet the FBI in a two-on-three handicap match.

01:07:02This could be a Rocket Buster call, Rocket Buster, I'm telling you.

01:07:15You're a involvement now, this is not the way I've been lost for, I can't allow it,

01:07:22you don't think you just want to go away, so turn around.

01:07:27It seems like you're going to be in a two-on-three handicap match.

01:07:32I'm still going to call the beat of the journalist from Houston, Texas,

01:07:37The Undertaker's got a pretty good partner on his side tonight for a block left of the FBI in my view, even though it's a handicap match to Trump.

01:08:02The Undertaker was definitely on the FBI's hit list. The FBI took out The Undertaker, but The Undertaker wanted to erase his name from his hit list when he returned last week.

01:08:17Big Evil Pink sick the kick in his yard.

01:08:28Well, here comes The Pink.

01:08:32And here's Parker, from Minneapolis, Minnesota,

01:08:37waiting to join in at 95 pounds, the WWE Champion, Brock Lesnar.

01:08:46After that three-out one assault at the hands of the FBI last week, Brock Lesnar with a score to settle tonight.

01:08:54What a team, the Champion Lesnar, The Legend, The Undertaker tonight.

01:09:00Brock checking out that fancy cool ride of the Dead Man.

01:09:05Oh!

01:09:06You ever think you'd see Lesnar and The Undertaker teaming together?

01:09:13Oh, this is a big-time explosive unit right here, ladies and gentlemen.

01:09:17Only on SmackDown!

01:09:18Two very dangerous human beings, if you want to call that.

01:09:21Two very dangerous human beings, if you want to call that.

01:09:25All right, here come the full-blooded Italians.

01:09:37Set for this three-on-two handicap matchup.

01:09:42Undertaker, there is gonna be a handicap match here tonight, but unfortunately, I'm not gonna be in it.

01:09:55Let me show you why.

01:09:56Yeah, last week it was the FBI had Brock Lesnar in a three-on-one situation.

01:10:00Nunzio, you're about to take Lesnar's head off.

01:10:02A very dangerous surprise came out for the full-blooded Italians.

01:10:06And just check out in one moment, would The Undertaker big evil when he does?

01:10:11To Nunzio, check this out.

01:10:13Watch, look at the top rope to the floor.

01:10:15My God.

01:10:16Oh, but look at this again.

01:10:17Take a look at this.

01:10:18Look at the impact.

01:10:19But what I did do is find a suitable replacement.

01:10:27Oh, no!

01:10:30Oh, my!

01:10:34The Big Show with Stambali in Palumbo.

01:10:38This is really a handicap match now.

01:10:41There's an angry giant walking to that ring with the full-blooded Italians.

01:10:47Well, maybe by himself.

01:10:49How will this play out?

01:10:50Find out next!

01:10:55Big Show and Brock Lesnar squaring off center of the ring.

01:10:58This is a two-on-three handicap match.

01:11:00Brock Lesnar and The Undertaker against Palumbo and Stambali of the FBI.

01:11:04And The Big Show has been added to the mix.

01:11:08Both men trying to get and shoving his head here.

01:11:13Now Palumbo.

01:11:14And Undertaker with the right hand.

01:11:16And Biggs have gotten underway in a hurry in this matchup.

01:11:20Well, let the beatings begin.

01:11:22The big rights and left from The Undertaker,

01:11:24who has a huge score to settle for the FBI.

01:11:27The Undertaker, part of the FBI's hit list,

01:11:29along with his provoge, Nathan Jones,

01:11:32who was taken out by the FBI as well.

01:11:34Full-blooded Italians takes people out.

01:11:36FBI does that very well.

01:11:38Well, I'll tell you what, if you mess around with Big Evil,

01:11:41you're gonna have some problems.

01:11:42The 280-pounder with an elbow to the 305-pound Undertaker,

01:11:48knocking The Undertaker down.

01:11:50Well, Palumbo's a big boy, ain't no doubt.

01:11:52He's tweaking four hands, too.

01:11:53Palumbo's got a big dangerous right hand.

01:11:55The right hand's for Palumbo.

01:11:57Now the kick's to the gun of The Undertaker.

01:11:59And don't forget that gnat, so to speak,

01:12:01Nunzio floating around at ringside.

01:12:04This could turn into a four-on-two affair.

01:12:06I mean, Palumbo getting the beat down right there on Undertaker,

01:12:09that's not seen much.

01:12:10It's a big dunk of that clothesline.

01:12:11Undertaker taking Palumbo out.

01:12:13Shoot a hype right there, that big evil guy.

01:12:16Here's the cover on Palumbo who gets his shoulder up.

01:12:21Brock Lesnar bouncing around in the apron like a caged animal.

01:12:25Can't wait to get him.

01:12:26Oh, there's an old school here, Cole.

01:12:28Old school dead man, baby, I love it.

01:12:34Bad-ditch Undertaker with a clubbing blow to the shoulder of Palumbo.

01:12:44The Undertaker taken out by the FBI last month.

01:12:47And now here's the tag to the champion, Brock Lesnar,

01:12:50who also has a big score to settle with the FBI.

01:12:53Remember, that show's a big score to settle with the FBI.

01:12:55Look how fast and strong Lesnar is.

01:12:57Those big deltoids in the top.

01:12:59Remember, Palumbo was driving that forklift that trapped,

01:13:04that trapped Brock Lesnar in that closet.

01:13:07It was a favor the FBI did for the Big Show.

01:13:09Perhaps Big Show repaying the favor here tonight to the FBI.

01:13:13I think that's a fair, safe assessment or assumption, whatever the word is.

01:13:17The WWE Champion suffering from the right hands here of Palumbo.

01:13:21And here's the tag to the strongest member of the football in Italian.

01:13:26Well, not the brightest, but he is the strongest.

01:13:28Johnny Stamboli plugging away with the champion Lesnar.

01:13:32It was Stamboli and Lesnar in a matchup last week.

01:13:34Whoa!

01:13:35Brock Lesnar led to the return of The Undertaker.

01:13:37And did you feel and hear that impact?

01:13:39Brock just running right through Johnny the Bull Stamboli.

01:13:43Big time, wow!

01:13:44The power in that Brock Lesnar.

01:13:45Look at how Brock pops his hips to just bring his opponent right over.

01:13:50Look at how Brock pops right back to his feet.

01:13:52And again is on the attack of the Bull Stamboli.

01:13:55The tag to The Undertaker, and here comes the Deadman.

01:13:59Well, the strategist Brock Lesnar, very smartness, park the corner,

01:14:02isolate Johnny the Bull, and bring him right to the Deadman.

01:14:05And now Big Evil in control of Stamboli.

01:14:08What a good time.

01:14:10The face of the Bull.

01:14:12Well, that's a sucky way to spend a Thursday night, I'll tell you that.

01:14:15The face of Stamboli, covered by The Undertaker.

01:14:19Stamboli on instinct alone kicks out.

01:14:22Stamboli is Stamboli.

01:14:24Right, I'm thinking it's like a strumboli, you know what I mean?

01:14:29Undertaker slamming the Bull center of the ring.

01:14:32Full body slam, boom, into the elbow.

01:14:34Remember, Undertaker underwent elbow surgery.

01:14:38Stamboli again on the attack of The Undertaker.

01:14:40Good point, good point, Cole, good point.

01:14:42Undertaker whipped into the rope.

01:14:43Look at what he has seen.

01:14:44The Undertaker so fluid, covered.

01:14:48And look at Palumbo, just saving the match out for his teeth.

01:14:52I'll tell you what, Big Knife almost so far in this matchup looking good.

01:14:56Big Show can't wait for him to get in this matchup.

01:14:58Talk about Big, seven foot, 500 pounds.

01:15:01Here we go.

01:15:02Biggest athlete in the world today.

01:15:04Both these men have a big time passing each other.

01:15:07Yeah, remember The Big Show tossing The Undertaker off the stage a few months back.

01:15:12Look at, Big Show wants Brock though.

01:15:15Big Show had Brock in a stretcher match.

01:15:17Brock wants in, Brock Lesnar and The Big Show gonna square off again tonight.

01:15:21Brock in a tough guy to find though.

01:15:24Here we go, two big bulls gonna hook it up.

01:15:26And who will ever forget the brutality of that stretcher match?

01:15:29It took a forklift for Lesnar to get Big Show out of the arena.

01:15:33This is bad for show, Brock's behind him.

01:15:35Like I said, Brock can't capitalize on his behind show.

01:15:38But there's the quickness of Lesnar.

01:15:39And now the champion driving the shoulders into the gut of the big man.

01:15:42Brock needs to rely on his quickness against The Big Show.

01:15:45Big Show.

01:15:46Big Show!

01:15:47What a close line!

01:15:50What?

01:15:51What the thing about Lesnar's damn near 300 pounds, 6'3", 6'4", whatever he is.

01:15:56He looks kinda small next to The Big Show.

01:15:58Oh, my God.

01:15:59A blow bringing Lesnar to his knees.

01:16:02What a shot.

01:16:03And a headbutt knocks the champion down.

01:16:06That massive Volkswagen type head off to Big Show right into Lesnar's face and head.

01:16:12Physical domination by The Big Show.

01:16:15You think Big Show has a big score to set up here tonight after that stretcher match?

01:16:19You think Big Show wants to send a message to the champion?

01:16:22Big line drop!

01:16:24And Lesnar just scooted out of the way.

01:16:26A moment ago the way Big Show body slammed Brock with E's, a 300 pound athlete with E's getting body slammed by a giant.

01:16:33Lesnar with the rights and lefts, off the roll with the momentum, trying to knock the big man down.

01:16:37Big Show still on his feet.

01:16:38Lesnar with another close line.

01:16:40He's still on his feet.

01:16:41Brock's relentless.

01:16:42Here comes Lesnar.

01:16:43And Undertaker saying take it to him, Brock.

01:16:50And five times.

01:16:51And five already.

01:16:52And the ball, wow.

01:16:55With a distraction, something to Spinebuster.

01:16:57Columbo knocked off the apron.

01:16:59How strong is Brock just lifting, firing, carrying.

01:17:02Oh, look out.

01:17:03Look out.

01:17:04Big Show and E's.

01:17:05Big Show.

01:17:06Watch out for Lester.

01:17:07Watch out Brock Lesnar.

01:17:09Cover, put to the leg.

01:17:11And Undertaker saves the matchup.

01:17:13The veteran, the veteran Big Evil saving the WWE Champion right there.

01:17:19Big Show off the choke slam.

01:17:21You ain't kicking out of the choke slam by the Big Show.

01:17:23Big Show rolling Brock Lesnar to the wall.

01:17:25Oh, watch out.

01:17:26And now, the assault, the monkey, the three-on-one attack by the FBI.

01:17:31Well, a couple of Italian wolves, dream wolves.

01:17:33And look at the referee get the Undertaker back.

01:17:37The FBI talks to Lesnar back to the Big Show.

01:17:39What about the Kyoda show on that tanker?

01:17:41Well, Kyoda can't got eyes in the back of his head.

01:17:44There's a lot of mega control.

01:17:45I guess I can't blame Mike Kyoda.

01:17:47Lesnar back to his feet.

01:17:48A right hand by the Big Show.

01:17:49Lesnar's in no man's land.

01:17:51He's in the enemy corner.

01:17:52And the FBI, Palombo Muzio and company taking it to Lesnar.

01:17:57Well, it just says Brock isolated the bull in the corner of him and

01:18:00the Undertaker's gonna, now Brock.

01:18:02Look at this.

01:18:03I told you, this was gonna break down into a four-on-two.

01:18:06Right now, it's a four-on-one.

01:18:08Now Brock finds himself isolated by the FBI.

01:18:11The double team, a shot to the midsection.

01:18:15Palombo shot to the temple.

01:18:16Straight kick right to the face right there.

01:18:19Nothing fancy.

01:18:20Nothing fancy by Palombo.

01:18:21And look at the Big Show.

01:18:22Not fancy, but effective.

01:18:23The giant driving from Lesnar's spine first into the steel post.

01:18:28Ain't no giving that steel.

01:18:30Look, look, look.

01:18:31Undertaker with those steel steps.

01:18:33Undertaker picked that thing up with a napkin holder.

01:18:36And that nuns you look like a haita, picking at the carcass of Lesnar.

01:18:40The FBI and the Big Show have assaulted the champion.

01:18:45Well, Brock can take a lot of punishment.

01:18:48We're gonna see how much he can take.

01:18:49Cover by Palombo.

01:18:50Hook of the leg.

01:18:51And Brock Lesnar grabbed the bottom rope.

01:18:53Perhaps his only chance to keep this match going.

01:18:56Tremendous ring presence.

01:18:57And Matt sensed by the WWE Champion Brock Lesnar to grab that bottom rope to prevent a pin cover.

01:19:03And Brock Lesnar being helped on his feet by Palombo.

01:19:06Palombo.

01:19:07With a big right hand.

01:19:08Knocking Lesnar down.

01:19:09The FBI in the Big Show dominating the champion.

01:19:13Tell you, that right hand's the move.

01:19:14I don't like that big discus punch.

01:19:16And the double team.

01:19:17Are making a wish.

01:19:18And now the Bull, who will be relentless as well.

01:19:21The Bull right there trying to get up.

01:19:23Looked like he was trying to get up like a real chinlock or a real naked choke on Lesnar, but didn't.

01:19:27Desperation clothesline by the champion.

01:19:32Can Lesnar get to that man?

01:19:34His teammate, The Undertaker.

01:19:37Here we go.

01:19:38Petrico was feeling it.

01:19:39Brock Lesnar ran right through the bull, trying to play the match for Brock and The Undertaker.

01:19:44Lesnar trying to crawl to his corner.

01:19:47The champion trawling toward The Undertaker.

01:19:51The Bull trawling as well.

01:19:53The Bull makes the tag.

01:19:54Here we go.

01:19:55And here comes The Undertaker.

01:19:57The rights from The Undertaker to The Big Show.

01:20:00The body shots.

01:20:02The dead man's far left, right, right, left.

01:20:05Big clothesline in the corner.

01:20:08There's another one.

01:20:09And The Undertaker's rolling.

01:20:11Undertaker's on the move, baby.

01:20:15And The Bull gets a shot to the midsection.

01:20:18Wicked into the corner.

01:20:19The Bull's in trouble.

01:20:20Uh-oh.

01:20:21There's The Undertaker.

01:20:22Snake out.

01:20:23Rack him up.

01:20:25Here's The Undertaker.

01:20:26Shot to the face of The Bull.

01:20:28Big boot heads up.

01:20:29Palumbo.

01:20:30Uh-oh.

01:20:31Watch your back.

01:20:32Big Show with a clothesline.

01:20:34That's the difference maker.

01:20:36That big angry giant known as The Big Show.

01:20:39The numbers game.

01:20:40Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:41Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:42Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:43Dragon Sleeper.

01:20:44Taking care of business locked in.

01:20:46Lester with a shot.

01:20:48Undertaker has got it locked into The Big Show.

01:20:51Big Show's gonna get choked out.

01:20:52And a shout out of the back of The Undertaker by Nunzio.

01:20:55Uh-oh.

01:20:56Uh-oh.

01:20:57Man on the knee.

01:20:58Goodbye.

01:20:59You're in trouble.

01:21:00Nunzio made all kinds of trouble.

01:21:04Nunzio.

01:21:05Nunzio better get some help from the family.

01:21:08Shot slammed to Nunzio.

01:21:11And look at this.

01:21:12The Undertaker just got whacked by a kickball.

01:21:16Great catch and kick right there.

01:21:17I think there was a tag, Paul.

01:21:18I think there was a tag, Paul.

01:21:19I think there was a tag right there.

01:21:21From Lesnar there was.

01:21:26F5.

01:21:27F5.

01:21:28Heads up the pain.

01:21:29The F5 connects.

01:21:30The F5 connects.

01:21:31The F5 connects.

01:21:32Big Show took out The Undertaker.

01:21:34Look at this.

01:21:35Now the F5 coming.

01:21:37The ball.

01:21:38F5 to the ball.

01:21:39And look at The Big Show.

01:21:41Uh-oh.

01:21:42Big Show into the ring.

01:21:43Watch your back, Brock.

01:21:44He's legal.

01:21:45The legal man, The Big Show.

01:21:47And Brock's legal.

01:21:48Man.

01:21:49Shulk slam to Lester.

01:21:50Hook of the leg.

01:21:51The Big Show has pinned the WWE Champion.

01:21:56Here are your winners of Big Show and the F5.

01:22:04The numbers game caught up to The Undertaker and Brock Lester tonight.

01:22:09But Big Show has sent a message to the champion.

01:22:13The momentum was in the favor of Brock.

01:22:16Brock Lester and The Undertaker.

01:22:17Brock peeled off those F5.

01:22:18Gives the F5s.

01:22:19Out of nowhere.

01:22:20The Big Angry Big Show appeared.

01:22:21And just like that.

01:22:22Bam.

01:22:23Shulk slam.

01:22:24That's all it took.

01:22:25You gotta give it up to the FBI.

01:22:26The FBI.

01:22:27Turned this match up into a four-on-two affair.

01:22:29At many points.

01:22:30Wearing The Undertaker and Brock Lester down.

01:22:31Right here, she's a F5 on Carumbo.

01:22:32And then outside, you see The Undertaker getting taken out.

01:22:33Spot strapped you by The Big Show.

01:22:34Taken out to Deadman on the outside.

01:22:35To cover the ring.

01:22:36And from behind.

01:22:37Shulk slam.

01:22:38Shulk slam.

01:22:39Gets the victory.

01:22:40The FBI.

01:22:41Impressive.

01:22:42Invencio's surprise.

01:22:43The Big Show has sent a message to the champ tonight.

01:22:46To the champ tonight.

WWE SMACKDOWN 29 MAY 2003 FULL SHOW

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