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The new owner of a sinister house gets involved with reanimated corpses and demons searching for an ancient Aztec skull with magic powers.
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00:00:00Thank you very much.
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00:03:29Thank you very much.
00:03:59Give me the skull.
00:04:25Thank you very much.
00:04:56It's definitely not built to code.
00:05:04How many generations of your family lived here?
00:05:07I don't know.
00:05:08I don't know.
00:05:09I don't know.
00:05:11Who decorated this place?
00:05:13Who decorated this place?
00:05:14Who decorated this place?
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00:05:45Wow.
00:05:46Wow.
00:05:47Looks like something's missing.
00:05:52Looks like something's missing.
00:05:53Great.
00:05:54Looks like something's missing.
00:05:55Great.
00:05:56Great.
00:05:57I thought the electricity was supposed to be on, Jesse.
00:05:58Yeah, it is.
00:05:59Yeah, it is.
00:06:00The switch must be on.
00:06:01Is there a phone in here?
00:06:03Great.
00:06:04Great.
00:06:19Great.
00:06:20Great.
00:06:25Great.
00:06:30John Statman, please.
00:06:36Hello?
00:06:37John, hi, it's Kate.
00:06:38Hey.
00:06:38Sorry I couldn't call you earlier.
00:06:40The car phone doesn't work out here.
00:06:41What's the house like?
00:06:43Well, it's a pit, but Jesse's completely in love with it, of course.
00:06:48How'd the meeting go? Is he interested?
00:06:51No?
00:06:52Great. You know, we could have had him recording in the studio by early next month.
00:06:56Well, I don't know. We've got to find somebody fast.
00:06:58Did you go see that new band down from Iris Club?
00:07:01Yeah, it's kind of a raw energy, don't you think?
00:07:04You're absolutely right.
00:07:06Hey, did you get that letter from me?
00:07:07I don't believe it.
00:07:08Well, they really need someone else.
00:07:09That's my mom and dad.
00:07:12That was pretty cute.
00:07:17That was my grandfather.
00:07:21So he must have been my great-great-grandfather.
00:07:29Jesse McLaughlin.
00:07:31They named me after him.
00:07:32I don't believe it.
00:08:50What on earth were you doing?
00:08:55I couldn't sleep, so I went downstairs to just look around.
00:09:03What is that?
00:09:07I knew it.
00:09:08You did that.
00:09:14But I don't do it.
00:09:17Oh, my God.
00:09:22Oh, my God.
00:09:31Happy birthday to you.
00:09:35Happy birthday to you.
00:09:40Oh, hey, you didn't have to do this.
00:09:42Sure I did.
00:09:44You're the only person I know who's ever been famous, huh?
00:09:47Hardly famous, Charlie.
00:09:48Nobody reads this magazine.
00:09:50Oh, well, you know, I mean, I have to admit, I don't look at the pictures.
00:09:54I only read it for the interviews.
00:09:56What?
00:09:57Hey, look at this couch.
00:10:01Nice and comfortable.
00:10:02I'm better.
00:10:03Right, right, right.
00:10:15Yeah.
00:10:17Here.
00:10:17Yeah, yeah.
00:10:18Can you hold on for just a second?
00:10:32That I'd be taken up to hyperspace.
00:10:42It seems so strange.
00:10:44It seems so strange.
00:10:46I only judge you.
00:10:49And then you move right.
00:10:54Forgive me.
00:10:56Oh, I can't.
00:10:57Hey, is it too loud?
00:10:59Oh, really?
00:11:00Really?
00:11:00What is this you're playing?
00:11:04That's Puse Glitz and the Avoiders.
00:11:06Puse Glitz?
00:11:08Yeah, that's my stage name.
00:11:09This is you?
00:11:10Uh, yeah.
00:11:11And, uh, I'm her manager.
00:11:14Uh, Kate, I don't feel compelled to tell you.
00:11:16We are weighing several offers from some big producers.
00:11:19But to drop names would be tacky.
00:11:22But you don't have a contract yet.
00:11:24I mean, you haven't signed anything yet, have you?
00:11:26Oh, no.
00:11:27We don't believe in success.
00:11:28Yeah, we want to make a lot of money and be real famous, but no success.
00:11:32No, there's a very subtle difference, you know.
00:11:36John, I've got to get back to you.
00:11:38I think I may have found what we're looking for.
00:11:40Sweet sensation.
00:11:44Sweet vibration.
00:11:45Sweet ADHD seat.
00:12:01Sweet compassion.
00:12:01Sweet vanished.
00:12:02Sweet Alzheimer's.
00:12:04Oh.
00:12:06They're different.
00:12:08this one's got jewels in its eyes
00:12:14they're not the same skull
00:12:22hey Jeff what you doing there huh
00:12:26come on Charlie give it it's uh private
00:12:29hey this is cool looks like it's old
00:12:31come on Charlie give it
00:12:32no no no not until you tell me what it is
00:12:34it's nothing
00:12:35promise you won't laugh yeah
00:12:40you'll never leave
00:12:42sure I will here okay here
00:12:45see this guy it's my great great
00:12:49grandfather he has the same name as me
00:12:52he was an outlaw in the old west
00:12:54I buy that yeah look at the skull he's
00:12:57holding it's made completely out of raw
00:12:59crystal and this guy in the background
00:13:02this is Jesse's partner Slim Reeser
00:13:04uh-uh now he and Jesse had a falling out
00:13:07over the skull and became bitter enemies
00:13:10Slim died without ever getting the skull
00:13:12from Jesse
00:13:13all right now look at this see the skull
00:13:16and now it's different from the one here
00:13:18in the book right I mean this one has got
00:13:20jewels in the eyes
00:13:21wait wait a minute
00:13:21but listen to this
00:13:23okay um all right
00:13:26legend has it that there was a second skull
00:13:28that had untold powers that could unlock the
00:13:30mysteries of the universe and bring
00:13:32eternal life to those who possessed it so
00:13:34question is if this is the legendary second skull
00:13:41where is it
00:13:44why are you asking me I mean how am I supposed to know
00:13:50Charlie Charlie um there's an old cemetery up on the hill
00:13:55Jesse was buried there in 1916
00:13:58now look here it says that when the Aztecs buried their dead
00:14:03they wrapped the bodies in several layers of cloth
00:14:05and they surrounded them with their weapons and jewels
00:14:09it was worth millions
00:14:11it wasn't a lot
00:14:13I say let's go for it
00:14:21there's nothing down here
00:14:30let's quit
00:14:33I don't care
00:14:34if all the money in the world is down here
00:14:37I just want some sleep
00:14:39I'm really tired
00:14:40Charlie
00:14:51huh
00:14:52you got it
00:14:54oh no
00:14:55that Charlie
00:15:05I give up
00:15:13I can't let's do nothing
00:15:15please
00:15:16let me down
00:15:17please
00:15:18let me down
00:15:20let me down
00:15:22let me down
00:15:23let me down
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00:15:49I don't have time for this, Jess.
00:16:07It's in there.
00:16:08Jess!
00:16:28You idiot.
00:16:38Jessy!
00:16:52It's me.
00:16:54I'm your great-great grandson.
00:16:57They named me after you.
00:16:59My name is Jessy, too.
00:17:08My great-great grandson.
00:17:22What year is it?
00:17:24I don't know.
00:17:26Now, don't you mess with me, boy.
00:17:281986!
00:17:30October 30th, 1986!
00:17:32Oh, damn!
00:17:37You know, I've been waiting over 70 years for some jackass to get the sense to come dig me up.
00:17:44Thank you, boy!
00:17:46Well, there she is.
00:18:01There's something special about this old house.
00:18:05Can't you feel it?
00:18:07I can.
00:18:09Let's go this way.
00:18:28Where are you going?
00:18:34There.
00:18:39Remember, boys.
00:18:50This house is a temple.
00:18:53As fantastic as any pyramid or castle you've ever seen.
00:18:58You don't know time or space or any of that hogwash.
00:19:02But the forces of evil are always after this skull, and you've got to help me to protect it.
00:19:06So don't let no one touch the dang thing, you hear?
00:19:23You can sleep on this.
00:19:26Is this the way you treat family?
00:19:29Making them hide down in the basement like some slimy old lizard?
00:19:33Well, I'm sorry. I must be out of practice.
00:19:36I don't have any family, sir.
00:19:38Don't call me sir. I ain't no politician.
00:19:42Heck, I'm your great-great-grandfather.
00:19:46You can call me Gramps.
00:19:49That's what your granddaddy used to call me.
00:19:52All right.
00:19:54Gramps.
00:19:55Well, uh, we better hit the hay.
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:02But I'm not tired.
00:20:04I don't need no sleep.
00:20:06Well, let's get me cleaned up and then we can go out on the town and do a little high-stepping.
00:20:11I don't know if that's such a good idea.
00:20:15Well, why not?
00:20:17There's nothing wrong with me.
00:20:19No.
00:20:20There's nothing wrong with you.
00:20:23Well, something's bothering you.
00:20:24I can see it in your eyes.
00:20:27Look, I'm just as fit as a fiddle.
00:20:30I'm...
00:20:38Oh, no.
00:20:40Oh, no.
00:20:42I...
00:20:43I'm supposed to be young again.
00:20:49Gramps, maybe she...
00:20:51Look at me.
00:20:54I'm a hundred and seventy-year-old fart.
00:21:04A goddamn zombie.
00:21:08Well, um, you look really good for a hundred and seventy-year-old zombie.
00:21:12Gramps, really great.
00:21:16Well, I ain't gonna die if it's the last thing I do.
00:21:24I ain't gonna die.
00:21:26I'm gonna die.
00:21:27I ain't gonna die.
00:21:29I ain't gonna die.
00:21:30I ain't gonna die.
00:21:32All right.
00:21:34I ain't gonna die.
00:21:36Let's go.
00:21:38Just half a minute.
00:21:40The Davids Club on the right way.
00:21:43No, no.
00:21:45What?
00:21:46No, no?
00:21:48Don't die.
00:21:50Eh...
00:21:51What in tarnation is it?
00:22:14Gramps, this is a 1986 Alfa Romeo spider.
00:22:21Zero to sixty, seven point three seconds.
00:22:36Let it out slow, there you go, real slow.
00:22:50Yee-haw!
00:22:57Look at them stars.
00:23:04You know, they were clearer back in the old days.
00:23:11You know, they were clearer back in the old days.
00:23:18Sometimes it was so bright you couldn't get to sleep.
00:23:22Wait, no cramps.
00:23:23It's the ozone.
00:23:25I mean, you know, insect repellence, you know, under under reodorants, maybe just a pinch
00:23:33of communism.
00:23:34It's making the stars fade away.
00:23:37You're drunk.
00:23:41You're drunk.
00:23:42You're drunk.
00:23:43You're drunk.
00:23:44You're drunk.
00:23:46You're drunk.
00:23:47You're drunk.
00:23:48You're drunk.
00:23:49You're drunk.
00:23:51You're drunk.
00:23:52You're drunk.
00:23:53You're drunk.
00:23:54You're drunk.
00:23:55You're drunk.
00:23:56You're drunk.
00:23:57You're drunk.
00:23:59You're drunk.
00:24:01You're drunk.
00:24:02Oh, my God.
00:24:32Jesse, you old golf bag. How are you?
00:24:41Uh, John, what are you doing here?
00:24:44Oh, well, your beautiful lady informed me that she's found the Madonna of the 80s.
00:24:48I thought I'd better come by and check it out.
00:24:50Hey, I thought Madonna was the Madonna of the 80s, huh?
00:24:54Very good. Who's your friend, Bozo the Clown?
00:24:57No, Bozo the Death Machine.
00:25:00Uh, Charlie, Charlie, this is John Statman, Kate's boss.
00:25:04He's the president of Heretic Records.
00:25:09Okay.
00:25:12Okay. Okay, John Statman.
00:25:14Of course.
00:25:15This is really a pleasure. I'm really happy to meet you.
00:25:18Charlie Correale, manager of Pew Splits and the Avoider.
00:25:21Kate!
00:25:22Ta-da!
00:25:23Here she is.
00:25:24Great. You have the tape? Where are you going?
00:25:26We're doing lunch.
00:25:27John made a special trip out here to meet Lana and listen to her demo tape.
00:25:33See you later, Jesse.
00:25:34This is great.
00:25:41They just keep coming and coming and coming.
00:25:46Where the hell are they all coming from, anyhow?
00:25:50Hey, I broke it.
00:25:55Risky gramps.
00:25:56Thanks.
00:25:56I hate this doggone box.
00:26:01Got all them channels and got nothing interesting to watch.
00:26:05Well, there I was, right out in the middle of Kansas, facing 500 crazy fanatics heavily armed.
00:26:10And me with only 15 soldiers.
00:26:13Now, you take this Ronald Reagan, brother.
00:26:16He sure is a pansy.
00:26:18He wouldn't have lasted 10 minutes back in the old days.
00:26:21My dear young lady, there comes a time in every soldier's life when he must stand or fall alone.
00:26:26And if you knew the army, you'd understand that he...
00:26:28It wouldn't do no good to tell you how it was.
00:26:31You had to be there.
00:26:32In all them movies and books and crap, they don't tell you how it really was.
00:26:37It was rough.
00:26:38Well, I got a question for you.
00:26:40Whatever happened to Slim Reeser?
00:26:46Slim Reeser ain't part of my vocabulary no more, son.
00:26:49We had a disagreement about who the skull belonged to.
00:26:58What did you do?
00:27:00I shot the scallywag, is what I did.
00:27:03Well, he took a shot at me first, so I had to teach him a lesson.
00:27:07Then I left him to die in the Mojave Desert.
00:27:12And that was that?
00:27:14Yeah, that was that.
00:27:16Gramps, did you ever rob a stagecoach?
00:27:23Sure.
00:27:25Right.
00:27:26All the time.
00:27:28I robbed a stagecoach once, just outside of Dodge City.
00:27:33Now, every day at about 5.30, it used to come into the bank with a bag of money that would give an elephant a hernia.
00:27:40We set up on both sides of a little gorge just outside of town.
00:27:45And when the stagecoach come on through, we hit home.
00:27:49And they chased me around them hills and clean across the border into Arizona territory.
00:27:56And I was arriving for about two weeks without ever getting out of the saddle and trying to lose them, fellas.
00:28:02Now, I was holding a wolf with just two feet and a wind shatter.
00:28:08Now, all of a sudden, I'm taking that right through the lake.
00:28:11Right there.
00:28:12Right.
00:28:12And another one just under the shoulder.
00:28:14Oh, right there.
00:28:16The caves were never uncovered again.
00:28:19And there must have been a billion dollars in diamonds and jewels down there.
00:28:24Now, that's something I intend to search for just as soon as I get rejuvenated.
00:28:32Shh.
00:28:34What?
00:28:35I hear something.
00:28:37Yeah, it sounds like music.
00:28:44What time is it?
00:28:45Bring back some more beer.
00:28:47I invited some people over for Halloween.
00:29:15I forgot.
00:29:17I'm sorry.
00:29:19I'm back.
00:29:21Enjoy.
00:29:23Hey, get over here.
00:29:25Hey, get over here.
00:29:30I'm sorry.
00:29:31You guys can't sit.
00:29:33Guess who?
00:29:43I'm sorry.
00:29:47Rochelle.
00:29:47Long time no sin.
00:29:51Oh.
00:29:52Oh.
00:30:00It's been so long since I've seen you.
00:30:02I, yeah, sure has.
00:30:09Excuse me.
00:30:13Hey, we're good!
00:30:15How long you out here for?
00:30:18Like a week.
00:30:32Would you hold this trash for a minute?
00:30:34You look great.
00:30:38Yeah, I know some, uh, some people down in Hollywood.
00:30:41Charlie! Charlie!
00:30:42What?
00:30:43Look, Gramps.
00:30:44He looks like he's about to score.
00:30:48Yeah, but how did he get up here?
00:30:50We can relax. It's Halloween. He blends right in.
00:30:54All right, Gramps! Go for it, pal!
00:30:56Hey, excuse me, Lee. Hey, I see you, Ben!
00:31:05Isn't he great?
00:31:06Yeah, he's an old friend.
00:31:09From way back.
00:31:26Hey, excuse me.
00:31:51Hey, watch it.
00:31:54Tizzy!
00:31:57Hey!
00:32:23Tizzy!
00:32:24Uh, can I talk to you?
00:32:31Out in back?
00:32:32Sure.
00:32:33We'll meet you there.
00:32:35Okie dokie.
00:32:54Hey, you better pack your ass in a suitcase and head for Paymore.
00:33:03You jerk!
00:33:09I knew it for sure!
00:33:10Hey, hey, oh no!
00:33:11No, please, that's all right.
00:33:14I knew it for sure!
00:33:24Oh, stop, stop!
00:33:28Hold it!
00:33:31Stop, stop!
00:33:32Look out!
00:33:32Charlie, there's a junkie.
00:34:02There's a jungle in there.
00:34:04Get you something, dear.
00:34:06Get me Valium!
00:34:08Whiskey. Get me whiskey.
00:34:21I need the skull.
00:34:23Without it, I'm a goner for sure.
00:34:25Don't let him get away.
00:34:27Cramps, there's a jungle upstairs.
00:34:30He took it in there.
00:34:32He's from the Stone Age, kid.
00:34:34You gotta stop him.
00:34:36Don't worry, he's a pushover.
00:34:38Cramps, I don't think you understand.
00:34:40There is a jungle!
00:34:42Jesse, in the wrong hands,
00:34:44that skull could cause trouble.
00:34:46Now go!
00:34:56Charlie!
00:34:58Charlie!
00:35:00Charlie!
00:35:02Charlie, don't sneak up behind me like that.
00:35:04Well, I just happened to have this in the trunk of the car.
00:35:06You never know when you're gonna need one in a pinch, huh?
00:35:08What is it?
00:35:10This is an Uzi semi-automatic firing weapon.
00:35:12Charlie, this is a machine gun!
00:35:14So?
00:35:15So?
00:35:16So, what about me? What do I get?
00:35:18I only had the one Uzi, you know.
00:35:19But, uh...
00:35:20I got one of these.
00:35:21What do I do with this?
00:35:22Light cigars?
00:35:23No, you shouldn't.
00:35:24No, you shouldn't.
00:35:25I got one of these.
00:35:27What do I do with this? Light cigars?
00:35:28No, you shoot people with it.
00:35:30Duh.
00:35:31Okay.
00:35:32On the count of three,
00:35:33you're gonna kick the door open,
00:35:35run in the back of the car.
00:35:37And that's it.
00:35:38And that's the right thing.
00:35:39You know, you've got one of these.
00:35:41You know, you got one of these.
00:35:43But, uh...
00:35:44I got one of these.
00:35:47What do I do with this?
00:35:49Light cigars?
00:35:50You know, you shoot people with it.
00:35:51Duh!
00:35:53Okay.
00:35:54On the count of three,
00:35:56You're gonna kick the door open, run in there blindly, and I'll cover you, okay?
00:36:01Guy with the big gun goes first.
00:36:05Okay.
00:36:09Ready?
00:36:12One, two...
00:36:14Hold on, hold on.
00:36:19One, two, three.
00:36:26One, two, three.
00:36:56One, two, three.
00:37:00Oh!
00:37:01What are you doing?
00:37:07Oh, what are you doing?
00:37:24Making sure you're not dreaming.
00:37:37Charlie!
00:37:55Nobody's home.
00:37:57What do we do? We need a plan.
00:38:00Yeah, let's get the skull and get the hell out of here.
00:38:03Good plan.
00:38:07Thanks, Charlie.
00:38:37Take your best, Charlie.
00:38:49No!
00:38:51No!
00:39:01No!
00:39:03No!
00:39:05No!
00:39:07No!
00:39:11No!
00:39:13No!
00:39:19Huh?
00:39:21No!
00:39:29Coward!
00:39:31Come back and fight like a man!
00:39:33Come back.
00:39:53Where'd he go?
00:39:54He ran away with his tail between his legs, chicken-chip barbarian!
00:39:58Charlie, we're good.
00:39:59All right!
00:40:01Let's go!
00:40:02Here, Jack!
00:40:04Come on!
00:40:07Come on!
00:40:09Come on!
00:40:11Come back!
00:40:12Hurry!
00:40:13Hey, Jack!
00:40:14Hold on, Jack!
00:40:24It's this one.
00:40:43Go on, hurry up.
00:40:50Jack, Jack, don't worry.
00:40:51If you fall, you'll die real fast.
00:40:53Thanks, Charlie.
00:41:23You're doing great, Jess!
00:41:50Keep going!
00:41:52Ow!
00:41:53What an idiot.
00:41:55Oh, shit!
00:41:58Oh!
00:41:59Oh!
00:42:03Oh!
00:42:03Hey, Jess, looking good.
00:42:32Wish I had a camera.
00:42:33Wish I had a camera.
00:42:40Okay.
00:42:43Nice bird.
00:42:50Nice birdie.
00:42:55Geez.
00:43:00All right.
00:43:07Come on, Jess.
00:43:14Jess.
00:43:21Jess!
00:43:23Get out of here!
00:43:30Come on!
00:43:32Come on!
00:43:33Come on!
00:43:34Jess!
00:43:35Get out of here!
00:43:36Come on!
00:43:37Get out of here!
00:43:41Come on!
00:43:42Come on!
00:43:43Come on!
00:43:44Come on!
00:43:45Come on!
00:43:47Come on!
00:43:52Come on!
00:43:53Come on!
00:43:54Get me!
00:43:55Get me!
00:43:56Get me!
00:43:57Get me!
00:43:58Get me!
00:43:59I got it!
00:44:00I got you, Jess!
00:44:02what the hell was that it sounded like a bomb why didn't you use the stairs
00:44:20it's early it's early all right
00:44:32i guess
00:44:36just get him off he's in my life
00:44:44get him
00:44:46just
00:44:47he's in my life
00:44:49charlie
00:44:59charlie
00:45:01can we keep him
00:45:13well who's gonna take care of him charlie
00:45:16i'll feed him
00:45:17don't forget the beer
00:45:29come on
00:45:47come on
00:45:49come on
00:45:51get him
00:46:03hey uh jesse
00:46:13damn
00:46:15carlie hi
00:46:20hi john
00:46:21come on give it back
00:46:32we heard a noise
00:46:36noise
00:46:37oh
00:46:39the really loud
00:46:41crashing noise
00:46:43what's the kitchen
00:46:54yeah
00:46:54look we just want to know everything's okay
00:46:56i couldn't do that
00:46:58listen i wanted to tell you before the evening got away you are a funny funny guy and i mean that is the hardest commodity to find in our business really look at this shirt is this great is this ember? the bananas
00:47:14the bananas
00:47:24the bananas
00:47:24the bananas
00:47:24where's the beer
00:47:29what are you're doing
00:47:30what are you doing
00:47:30what are you doing
00:47:30what are you doing out here
00:47:31what are you doing out here
00:47:31quick
00:47:31somebody's coming
00:47:32they go all the way around
00:47:34the back
00:47:34they do
00:47:35hi john
00:47:39hi buddy
00:47:41what's cooking in the kitchen
00:47:42nothing
00:47:43no
00:47:44no
00:47:44and what might be in that closet there
00:47:46nothing
00:47:47nothing
00:47:47well can i see
00:47:49john
00:47:51i just told you there's nothing in the closet
00:47:54well let me see nothing in the closet
00:47:56it uh
00:47:58wouldn't happen to be your old friend rochelle in there would it
00:48:01john what is it you are accusing me of in my own house
00:48:04i'm not accusing you of anything
00:48:07i'm just asking a question
00:48:09but i do think kate
00:48:11would like an explanation
00:48:12you want an explanation
00:48:14all right
00:48:16all right i'll give you an explanation kate
00:48:18kate get in here
00:48:19kate i need to talk to you
00:48:20why are you yelling
00:48:21i'm not yelling
00:48:22now kate
00:48:22you know that since we got here
00:48:24there's been some strange things going on in this house
00:48:26charlie
00:48:28charlie
00:48:29they want an explanation
00:48:30i'm gonna give them one
00:48:30all right
00:48:31now listen
00:48:31all right now charlie and i
00:48:33last night
00:48:34went to the cemetery
00:48:35and we dug up my great great grandfather's grave
00:48:37because we were looking for a crystal skull
00:48:40it's supposed to be magic
00:48:41anyway we dug it up
00:48:42and we got the skull
00:48:44but we also found my great great grandfather
00:48:45he's dead but
00:48:47but he's alive
00:48:48i mean he's a mummy
00:48:49and and we brought him back
00:48:50and he's been staying in the basement
00:48:52and charlie and i've just been running through this jungle
00:48:55trying to get the skull back
00:48:57and that's who's in there for your information
00:48:59mr sherlock holmes
00:49:01hi rochelle
00:49:09what are you doing in here
00:49:11there's been a mistake
00:49:13apparently
00:49:14uh you don't understand
00:49:15i understand perfectly
00:49:16no kate listen to me
00:49:17i have no idea what she was doing in there
00:49:19well who did you think was in there
00:49:21a mummy
00:49:22or maybe even a baby pterodactyl
00:49:25shame on you jesse
00:49:35look
00:49:41it's a prehistoric bird
00:49:43kate
00:49:47here let me get this from you
00:50:02good riddance
00:50:04she's out of here
00:50:05now we can do whatever we want
00:50:07run around our underwear
00:50:09phony phone calls
00:50:10shut up charlie
00:50:13why can't you shut your mouth just once
00:50:15shepraise
00:50:23gramps
00:50:24where's rochelle
00:50:25watch this
00:50:27jesse
00:50:32please
00:50:35who want for you
00:50:36rochelle
00:50:38it's great to see you
00:50:40but i'm having some family problems right now
00:50:43understand
00:50:43charlie
00:50:46can you call rochelle a cab
00:50:48hey chucky
00:50:49don't call me chucky okay
00:50:51it's very sweet of you to come
00:50:55thanks
00:51:00hey there birdie
00:51:14how about a little trade huh
00:51:18okay
00:51:18i think he wants some more
00:51:37i don't have any more stay
00:51:39now i know that smells good
00:51:45i know it smells good
00:51:46daddy's gonna have it ready right away
00:51:48right away
00:51:49that's a fact
00:51:50yep yep yep
00:51:52i know
00:51:52i know daddy knows
00:51:55i'll open your mouth
00:51:57there
00:51:58gramps
00:52:08i'm sorry i yelled at you
00:52:10you got me a little upset
00:52:12you know i
00:52:15i was
00:52:16just hankin' to
00:52:18play a joke on somebody
00:52:20and
00:52:20i'm sorry
00:52:25it turned out to be you
00:52:27that's enough
00:52:29that's enough
00:52:29bippy
00:52:29bippy
00:52:30bippy
00:52:31that's enough
00:52:32don't get
00:52:33bippy
00:52:34now look
00:52:38go on out and play
00:52:40that's it
00:52:42there you go
00:52:43um
00:52:44gramps look
00:52:45i gotta get to bed
00:52:46do you want me to put the skull back in the fireplace
00:52:49i'll take care of that
00:52:52i'll take care of that
00:53:04i'll take care of that
00:54:06You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:10You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:40You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:44You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:50You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:54:56You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:55:00You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:55:02You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:55:06You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:55:08You scared the bejesus out of me.
00:55:14Charlie, get up.
00:55:16Charlie, come on.
00:55:18Charlie, wake up.
00:55:20Get up.
00:55:22Charlie, come on.
00:55:24Come on.
00:55:26Oh, Jesus.
00:55:28Charlie, come on.
00:55:30Get up.
00:55:34Justice better be real important.
00:55:36Rams lost the skull.
00:55:38What?
00:55:39Somebody.
00:55:40I don't know who stole it.
00:55:41He's dying, Charlie.
00:55:42We gotta get it back.
00:55:43After all he did for him, he loses it?
00:55:45I can't believe he did that, Jess.
00:55:47I mean, I've never met anyone so irresponsible.
00:55:49You know, I risked my life that...
00:55:50Charlie!
00:55:58Yeah.
00:55:59Bill.
00:56:00Bill Towner, electrician.
00:56:01Jesse McLaughlin.
00:56:02Nice to meet you, Jesse.
00:56:03A young lady called, said you needed some work done.
00:56:04She did, huh?
00:56:05Oh, right.
00:56:06What is the fuse box down in the basement?
00:56:07Uh, listen, Bill.
00:56:08Um, I'm sorry to trouble you, but this really isn't the right time.
00:56:11Hey, it's all right, Jess.
00:56:12I'm not gonna get in your way.
00:56:13You just, uh, show me what needs fixing.
00:56:15This is quite a room you got here.
00:56:17Yeah.
00:56:18Very, very nice.
00:56:19It's a weird fireplace, though.
00:56:21Yeah, uh, Bill.
00:56:22Uh, Bill.
00:56:23What do we got in here?
00:56:24Ah, there it is.
00:56:28Fremont 240.
00:56:29These old houses are loaded with them.
00:56:30So, uh, is this a room you having problems here with, Jess?
00:56:33Uh, yeah.
00:56:34All along this wall, uh, but the rest of the house...
00:56:36Yeah, I wouldn't worry about that, Jess.
00:56:39Didn't look too valuable.
00:56:44Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
00:56:45Just as I had expected.
00:56:47Jess, you got a problem here.
00:56:49But, uh, hey, like with any problem, you know, you don't want to go to get the best of you.
00:56:52You know, I've been working on these houses for about 20 years now,
00:56:56and I've seen enough tragedy and disaster to make you want to upchuck in your shorts.
00:57:00You see, these old houses, they, uh, they just got minds of their own, you know?
00:57:04And you just gotta teach them who's boss.
00:57:06You know, sort of give them a spanking.
00:57:08Huh, must be foreign made.
00:57:11Well, I'm gonna fix this old house up for you, Jess.
00:57:14Just like it's a grand spanking new.
00:57:16Uh, what is that?
00:57:31Shh!
00:57:38Uh-huh.
00:57:39Uh-huh.
00:57:42Uh-huh.
00:57:52What, what, what, what do you hear?
00:57:54Ah, Jess.
00:57:55Jess, Jess, Jess, Jess.
00:57:56It's not good.
00:57:57I've seen this before, and it's always made my adenoids curdle.
00:58:01Oh, hey, don't monkey with those switches, Jess.
00:58:03It'll blow us both to Milwaukee.
00:58:06Eh, it's touch and go from here, pal.
00:58:08Could go either way, Jess.
00:58:09Oh, hey, uh, yeah, Jess.
00:58:10Want to, uh, step into my office here for a second?
00:58:13Listen, buddy, uh...
00:58:16I like to be alone with my work, so if you don't mind...
00:58:20You got something to do?
00:58:22Sure.
00:58:23Go do it, buddy, go do it!
00:58:25Go do it!
00:58:26Go do it!
00:58:27Nice kid.
00:58:56Go do it.
00:59:02Oops.
00:59:18Weird.
00:59:26You see anything?
00:59:32Forget it.
00:59:34I'm not going up there, Gramps.
00:59:35He's going to get his own damn skull.
00:59:37Come on, Charlie.
00:59:38Gramps said they weren't here, so don't wimp out on me.
00:59:40Hey, buddy!
00:59:43Oh, scared you, huh?
00:59:45Relax.
00:59:46Oh, God, Bill, are you all right?
00:59:47Yeah, fine, fine, fine.
00:59:49Who is this?
00:59:51Uh, Bill.
00:59:52Bill Towner, electrician?
00:59:54Charlie Correale.
00:59:55Bill, entrepreneur.
00:59:57Yeah, uh, uh, listen, fellas, we got a little problem in the other room.
01:00:00I think you better come have a look.
01:00:01Uh, look, Bill, I'm sorry, but this really isn't a good time.
01:00:04Why don't you pack it up and come back tomorrow?
01:00:06I think we better go in the other room and have a look.
01:00:17Yep.
01:00:19There it is.
01:00:21Looks like you got some kind of alternate universe in there or something.
01:00:25Thanks.
01:00:28Come on, Charlie.
01:00:31Guess I'm next.
01:00:33Just let me spy this in there because, you know, I really...
01:00:35You coming, Charlie?
01:00:38Yeah, I don't know you guys.
01:00:40Look, that's an alternate dimension in there or something.
01:00:42And, uh, incredible.
01:00:43Well, hold on a second, will you?
01:00:47Uh, I've been through this kind of thing before.
01:00:50Don't touch anything till I get there.
01:00:54Looks like you're gonna need the help.
01:00:56I'm a professional.
01:00:56You got a flashlight?
01:01:04Yeah.
01:01:17You know, son, I'm incredibly scared right now.
01:01:21Don't be a fag, okay?
01:01:23Shh!
01:01:24Listen.
01:01:26I think it's coming from over there.
01:01:28There it is.
01:01:39There it is.
01:01:41There it is.
01:01:53Yep.
01:01:55Mushy, mushy, mushy.
01:01:58Well, it's gonna be easy.
01:01:59They're not gonna sacrifice you, aren't they?
01:02:08Hey, Jess, now, now, is she a virgin?
01:02:10Because I've never seen one before.
01:02:12She's really mad.
01:02:13I'm gonna lie.
01:02:15I'm gonna lie.
01:02:16I'm gonna lie.
01:02:16Hey!
01:02:17Oh, no!
01:02:20No!
01:02:20No!
01:02:22Hey, boy.
01:02:24Hi.
01:02:25Well, hey, hey, come on!
01:02:27Come on!
01:02:28Well, I'm sorry.
01:02:29We thought she was somebody that we knew.
01:02:31Go ahead.
01:02:32Enjoy.
01:02:32It's okay.
01:02:33It's okay.
01:02:42What?
01:02:46It's gone.
01:02:56Oh, indeed, huh?
01:03:26Come on, come on.
01:03:40Get her out of here.
01:03:41I don't remember which way.
01:04:09Just follow the street.
01:04:13Don't worry about me.
01:04:15I've got to get home.
01:04:17It's my kid's little late night.
01:04:18I don't see him.
01:04:28Come on, come on.
01:04:29Bill.
01:04:30All right.
01:04:35Hello, Charlie.
01:04:36Good to see you back.
01:04:37I started to get a little concerned here.
01:04:39Hey, hey, Bill, what are you doing here?
01:04:41No, you guys throw one heck of a party.
01:04:43And I'd really like to thank you for inviting me along.
01:04:47Jess, it's been a pleasure.
01:04:49And, miss, it was a pleasure to meet you.
01:04:53Oh, and, Jess, listen, if you need any more work done, just give me a call there, huh?
01:05:00Take care, Charlie.
01:05:02See ya.
01:05:03Who was that man?
01:05:18Well, where the hell is the food?
01:05:19Hey, Ann, tell him we're starving.
01:05:25You know, I've been watching her, and she really likes you.
01:05:30Here's what she likes you.
01:05:32Come on, Charlie.
01:05:33I'm serious.
01:05:35Watch.
01:05:37Who do you like better?
01:05:39Me or him?
01:05:41Me, Charlie, fun, you know, crazy guy, nut, or him.
01:05:46I rest my case, Jess.
01:05:55Ow!
01:05:58All right.
01:05:59Well, if everybody's hungry, dig in while the talk.
01:06:02Jess, shouldn't we say grace, you know, say some nice words about God or whatever?
01:06:13All right.
01:06:14Uh, I guess I'd just like to thank everyone for their special contribution to the meal.
01:06:24And to say that I guess I think of all of you as well, my family now.
01:06:33That was well put, son.
01:06:35Now let's eat.
01:06:36Oh, my God.
01:07:06blow down weasel
01:07:12I've been waiting for you
01:07:14long time
01:07:16he's mine
01:07:26I knew you'd catch up with me sooner or later
01:07:36cramps
01:07:52bitch
01:07:54hey
01:07:58after all this time
01:08:18he got me
01:08:21you're gonna need this
01:08:26he's the one that
01:08:31killed your ma and pa
01:08:33what
01:08:37what
01:08:40what
01:08:41what
01:08:44what
01:08:46what
01:10:22Oh, my God.
01:10:35Charlie!
01:10:36I'm scared.
01:10:37Corps of water!
01:10:39I'm scared.
01:10:40Oh, my God.
01:10:40I am scared.
01:10:55Oh, my God.
01:11:25Oh, my God.
01:11:55Oh, my God.
01:12:25Oh, my God.
01:12:55Oh, my God.
01:13:25Oh, my God.
01:13:55We've got a place surrounded.
01:13:57Why don't you come out peacefully and give yourself up?
01:14:00We don't want anybody to get hurt.
01:14:30Oh, it's mine.
01:14:37Oh, it's mine.
01:14:54Oh, it's mine.
01:15:24Can't be the worst.
01:15:51Hold it fast!
01:15:54Did you blow his head off?
01:16:21That's a good boy.
01:16:24I thought for sure he'd kick your ass.
01:16:33But I didn't let on, though, did I, son?
01:16:36No, you didn't, Grants.
01:16:44This is it, kid.
01:16:48No, you're not gonna die.
01:16:51The skull's right here.
01:16:54Oh, don't make no difference no more, son.
01:17:01I've done all I can do in this world.
01:17:04And it's time to move on.
01:17:09No, no, don't.
01:17:14You get what you want from this old skull.
01:17:17I got something real special.
01:17:24I got to meet my great-great-grandson and had a hell of a time.
01:17:31You figure what you want.
01:17:37You didn't get rid of the goddamn thing.
01:17:42No.
01:17:46Come on.
01:17:47Come on, Gramps.
01:17:52Hold on.
01:17:56Hold on, Gramps.
01:18:00I love you, Gramps.
01:18:05I love you, too, Jesse.
01:18:07Jesse, this is your last chance.
01:18:28Come out with your hands up.
01:18:30I'm going to count to ten, and they were coming in firing.
01:18:36One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, five.
01:18:53Take cover!
01:18:56One, one, one, ten, one, ten, nine, ten, ten, ten, ten, ten...
01:19:01Keep in your head!
01:19:04Here, one, ten, ten.
01:19:12Now, you're going to pay my pay.
01:19:15Here, one, ten, ten!
01:19:17Go!
01:19:18Here, one, ten, ten!
01:19:19Go!
01:19:20Go!
01:19:21Oh, my God.
01:19:51Oh, my God.
01:20:21Oh, my God.
01:20:51Oh, my God.
01:21:21Oh, my God.
01:21:51Oh, my God.
01:22:21Oh, my God.
01:22:51Oh, my God.
01:23:21Oh, my God.
01:23:51Oh, my God.
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