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00:00:00What?

00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:00:08Here, place your mind.

00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.

00:00:11Ahem.

00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?

00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.

00:00:16Sorry.

00:00:17Hey, Amelia.

00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.

00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?

00:00:25You started.

00:00:26Asshole!

00:00:27Crazy bitch!

00:00:28You told her?!

00:00:29She's my sister!

00:00:30I don't care!

00:00:31That violates our agreement!

00:00:32How?!

00:00:33What the fuck?!

00:00:36What?!

00:00:37Michelangelo?

00:00:38Don't worry.

00:00:40You're such a hypocrite!

00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:00:43I fucking hate you!

00:00:45I fucking hate you more!

00:00:53How was it?

00:00:55Well...

00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:00:59Wait.

00:01:00What are you doing?

00:01:01That is an original.

00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit!

00:01:05Oh, fine!

00:01:06I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one!

00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:01:12You're treating me like shit!

00:01:14That's from the Renaissance!

00:01:16You are history's worst nightmare!

00:01:18I tried to make this work with you.

00:01:19We signed a contract!

00:01:20For an arranged marriage!

00:01:21Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:01:25You are such a simpleton!

00:01:27Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:01:28Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:01:29I tried to get along with you.

00:01:30You brought this on to yourself.

00:01:31I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement!

00:01:32Right back at you!

00:01:33I fucking hate you!

00:01:35I fucking hate you more!

00:01:40Right back at you!

00:01:42I fucking hate you!

00:01:44I fucking hate you more!

00:02:06So, you were arrested.

00:02:08Again.

00:02:12To be fair,

00:02:14we thought I was legal. We'll just swim there.

00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.

00:02:18It says here that you broke in

00:02:20using bolt cutters.

00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me,

00:02:26I wouldn't have came.

00:02:30Come on, Gucci. Come on.

00:02:32Good boy.

00:02:34Oh!

00:02:38Okay.

00:02:40Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:42Hey, Amelia.

00:02:44Hey, Jake.

00:02:46Come on, Gucci. Let's go.

00:02:52You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy,

00:03:00it reflects on me.

00:03:02It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.

00:03:06The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.

00:03:10I make my own money.

00:03:12See, see.

00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.

00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.

00:03:18That means free underwear for life.

00:03:20For life.

00:03:22Some parents would be proud.

00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.

00:03:28You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.

00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?

00:03:36Hmm.

00:03:38All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?

00:03:40And don't be late.

00:03:42Bye.

00:03:44Bye, Dad.

00:03:54Excuse me.

00:04:02Eww.

00:04:04Hello, my Gucci.

00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?

00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?

00:04:13Like you, Amelia.

00:04:17Good one, Romulus.

00:04:35These are great.

00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.

00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?

00:04:41No problem.

00:04:42Cool.

00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you on that leopard print.

00:04:49Hi.

00:04:51I'm Michelangelo.

00:04:53Chantal.

00:04:54Nice to meet you.

00:04:55I couldn't notice how hot you are.

00:04:59I've got tickets to the premiere...

00:05:01Hold that thought.

00:05:05Hey, Dad.

00:05:07Where the hell were ya?

00:05:09Dad, I'm on a photo shoot.

00:05:11You're supposed to be at the office.

00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.

00:05:17I can meet him later.

00:05:19Ah, two ladies back on the plane again.

00:05:21Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.

00:05:23Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.

00:05:25You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.

00:05:27You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.

00:05:31You interned.

00:05:33You went to business school.

00:05:35You have potential, okay?

00:05:37But you say you wanna be the CEO?

00:05:39Well, you're gonna have to prove it.

00:05:41Cause so far...

00:05:43I ain't seen the ante from you.

00:05:45Bye, Dad.

00:05:47Hey.

00:05:49You okay?

00:05:51Yeah.

00:05:53Um, but...

00:05:55I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:05:57I don't know if you'd go out with me tonight.

00:06:11So, it's a really rare form of cancer.

00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.

00:06:21Oh, my God.

00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.

00:06:25But it's really expensive.

00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.

00:06:30Don't worry about that.

00:06:32I have money saved.

00:06:34I'll find the rest.

00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?

00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.

00:06:41Oh, yeah.

00:06:51Shaoguchi!

00:06:52Did she have a good walk?

00:06:54What's wrong?

00:06:55Yeah.

00:06:56I'm sorry.

00:06:57This...

00:06:58No, no.

00:06:59Forget about it.

00:07:00I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:01The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:02I have a savings.

00:07:03For my doggy daycare.

00:07:04My dream.

00:07:05But...

00:07:06No, no.

00:07:07Forget about it.

00:07:08I'm sorry about your sister.

00:07:09The treatments are just really expensive.

00:07:10I have a savings.

00:07:11For my doggy daycare.

00:07:12My dream.

00:07:13But...

00:07:14It's only enough for one treatment.

00:07:15And who knows how many she's gonna need.

00:07:16Betsy practically raised us.

00:07:17After our parents passed, I would do anything for her.

00:07:35Amelia.

00:07:36I think I might know how to get you that money.

00:07:39You do?

00:07:40Hmm.

00:07:41Hmm.

00:07:42Come back...

00:07:43Tonight.

00:07:44And, uh...

00:07:45Make something nice.

00:07:49Come on.

00:07:50Okay.

00:07:51Thanks.

00:07:58Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.

00:08:03Except for the dog hair.

00:08:06Well, come with me.

00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.

00:08:10Are they from Italy?

00:08:11Yes.

00:08:12Wow.

00:08:13Yes, of course.

00:08:14Everything's from Italy here.

00:08:17Well...

00:08:18Amelia, meet...

00:08:19Michelangelo, my son.

00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.

00:08:24Mm-hmm.

00:08:25Yeah.

00:08:26Aren't you the cleaning lady?

00:08:27I'm a dog walker.

00:08:29Don't be so defensive.

00:08:32I wasn't.

00:08:33Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.

00:08:34I have some unfinished business to do.

00:08:35Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?

00:08:36I'm really happy.

00:08:37Hey.

00:08:38Arrivederci, huh?

00:08:39Hey.

00:08:40Arrivederci, huh?

00:08:41Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:43What exactly?

00:08:44How does it look?

00:08:45How does it look?

00:08:46Not half bad.

00:08:47I mean...

00:08:48It's fine.

00:08:49Whatever.

00:08:50Or...

00:08:51It's too tough like me.

00:08:52I'm a thief...

00:08:54...you can't do nothing.

00:08:55Do you want to do me a favor?

00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?

00:09:00What exactly?

00:09:02How does it look?

00:09:03Not half bad.

00:09:04I mean...

00:09:05It's fine.

00:09:06Whatever.

00:09:09It's too small, right?

00:09:10How do I do it?

00:09:11How do I do it?

00:09:12Not half bad.

00:09:13I mean...

00:09:14It's fine.

00:09:15Whatever.

00:09:16It's too small.

00:09:18What a researcher.

00:09:19Let's do some sexy ones, okay?

00:09:22Or not.

00:09:23I don't feel like being your photographer all night.

00:09:25You work for my dad.

00:09:27You have to do what I say.

00:09:28You don't look like Romulus to me.

00:09:30Just a few more pictures.

00:09:32I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.

00:09:34I don't need Tinder.

00:09:36I'm an underwear model.

00:09:37My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.

00:09:41Whatever.

00:09:47Pour me another.

00:09:47I told you, I'm...

00:09:50Fine.

00:09:59See, dog walker.

00:10:01That wasn't so hard.

00:10:04What the fuck?

00:10:07This is fucking product!

00:10:13Asshole!

00:10:14You crazy bitch!

00:10:15Amelia!

00:10:19Whoa!

00:10:20What's wrong?

00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!

00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.

00:10:27I'm gonna be leaving.

00:10:28No, no, no, please.

00:10:29I apologize.

00:10:30My son, he's just immature.

00:10:33All right?

00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.

00:10:37Please.

00:10:38All right?

00:10:38Just have a seat, all right?

00:10:40And I promise, he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.

00:10:43Won't you, son?

00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.

00:10:50Cancer?

00:10:50And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.

00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.

00:11:00Okay.

00:11:01I want the business.

00:11:03I think we can make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.

00:11:10What kind of deal?

00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.

00:11:15No.

00:11:16You two just have to get married, that's all.

00:11:19What?

00:11:21What?

00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?

00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.

00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.

00:11:30Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.

00:11:33Angela, look.

00:11:35You have to grow up before you can run our business.

00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.

00:11:40We're not even a match.

00:11:42We hate each other.

00:11:43At least I do.

00:11:44Obviously.

00:11:45I see.

00:11:46There's something uncommon already.

00:11:48Look, you know, my wife and I, we were opposites.

00:11:53We were like pizza and Hawaiian pizza.

00:11:57She sure drove me crazy when we first met.

00:12:00I know you're probably thinking I'm just some old fool, huh?

00:12:03But I learned a thing or two in 70 years.

00:12:07You two have chemistry.

00:12:09Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.

00:12:11As if.

00:12:12Romulus, isn't there another way?

00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.

00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?

00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.

00:12:24Come on.

00:12:25What's it going to be?

00:12:31What's it going to be?

00:12:34What's it going to be?

00:12:35Fine.

00:12:38I'll do it.

00:12:40For Betsy.

00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.

00:12:49If you're not going to agree to marry her, then you're going to lose the business.

00:12:55And you're also going to lose your inheritance.

00:12:58What the hell, Dad?

00:13:02Fuck it.

00:13:03Fine.

00:13:04I'll do it.

00:13:05Now, let's just go into the office now.

00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.

00:13:11And, son, we are going to need some champagne.

00:13:14You're in my market.

00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent now.

00:13:21You will be engaged for a period of 30 days.

00:13:24Followed by a wedding planned by me.

00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's going to be a big one for the ages, too.

00:13:31I hope the Halloween Bowl's not booked.

00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.

00:13:39Look, there's nothing wrong with an unarranged marriage.

00:13:42But, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?

00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.

00:13:49Are we agreed?

00:13:51Sure.

00:13:52All right.

00:13:53Sign in.

00:14:08All right.

00:14:12Salute to the new couple.

00:14:24So, your place or mine?

00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.

00:14:29Fine.

00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.

00:14:31So, this is Michelangelo's place.

00:14:44It's like a museum in here.

00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.

00:14:49Ugh.

00:14:50Whoa, what was this?

00:15:06Put it in the trash.

00:15:07This isn't trash.

00:15:08These are my sisters.

00:15:09She's an artist.

00:15:11So, put them in your room.

00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.

00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.

00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?

00:15:17That's man-thong.

00:15:19It's trademarked.

00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.

00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.

00:15:30It's electric.

00:15:31Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.

00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.

00:15:43Gee, thanks.

00:15:45Welcome.

00:15:45You're getting married?

00:15:54Shh, Betsy.

00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.

00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.

00:15:59It's just...

00:16:01It's not like you.

00:16:03You're saying we're...

00:16:04Reserved.

00:16:06Safe.

00:16:07Like I always taught you.

00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.

00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.

00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.

00:16:22Michelangelo?

00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?

00:16:25No.

00:16:27Michelangelo...

00:16:28Dino Valeno?

00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?

00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?

00:16:33Shh!

00:16:38So, like, it was...

00:16:39Like, start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?

00:16:42How did you even meet?

00:16:43And his dad is one of my clients.

00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.

00:16:51He's so...

00:16:52Toxic.

00:16:55Speak of the devil.

00:16:57Oh, yeah.

00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.

00:17:02This is a doctor's office.

00:17:06Amelia.

00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?

00:17:11Doctor's ready.

00:17:11We'll talk about this later.

00:17:14We'll talk about this later.

00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?

00:17:37We're already wet.

00:17:40Where did that come from?

00:17:58Nice place.

00:18:08I love the artwork.

00:18:12Nice place.

00:18:25I love the artwork.

00:18:26Thanks.

00:18:27Finally.

00:18:29Ooh, good taste.

00:18:32No, I'm good.

00:18:34You had plenty at dinner.

00:18:36Far from me.

00:18:36You know, if you'd like it down here, you should see the bedroom.

00:18:53Who are you?

00:18:58Who are you?

00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.

00:19:04Amelia.

00:19:06Whatever.

00:19:07Can you guys just keep it down?

00:19:08I have work tomorrow morning.

00:19:11This is my house?

00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.

00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!

00:19:19You've got to be kidding me.

00:19:20What's wrong, Dog Walker?

00:19:23Who's jealous?

00:19:24Jealous?

00:19:25I'm not jealous.

00:19:29Sweet dreams.

00:19:30I can't believe he said I was jealous.

00:19:39How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?

00:19:42Even if he is kind of hot.

00:19:43See you later.

00:20:04And, um, don't worry about last night.

00:20:08Sorry.

00:20:09I had one too many to drink.

00:20:10It won't happen again.

00:20:11You better not.

00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?

00:20:26Not now.

00:20:27My head's killing me.

00:20:29We need to talk about last night.

00:20:30No.

00:20:31What we need to do is order a three-egg omelet and home fries.

00:20:33I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.

00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.

00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.

00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.

00:20:45Fine.

00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.

00:20:47Just give me my phone.

00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.

00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.

00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.

00:20:57Yeah, no shit.

00:20:59I'm serious.

00:21:01Don't screw this up.

00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.

00:21:06I know what I'm doing.

00:21:08Dog walker.

00:21:09And just so we're clear, I will fuck whoever I want.

00:21:12Whenever I want.

00:21:13Wherever I want.

00:21:15Fine.

00:21:16Do whatever you want.

00:21:19Sorry.

00:21:20It's a bit harsh.

00:21:21Just really hungover.

00:21:27That could have gone better.

00:21:32Hey, baby.

00:21:35You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.

00:21:38You're rich now.

00:21:40I know.

00:21:41I like it.

00:21:42Oh, that's good to hear.

00:21:43You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.

00:21:47Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?

00:21:51Oh, fine.

00:21:53Yeah.

00:21:53We're still getting to know each other.

00:21:55All right.

00:21:56Well, give him time, all right?

00:21:58Oh, and listen.

00:21:59He is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?

00:22:02Look, I promise.

00:22:04I wouldn't be so sure.

00:22:06Yeah, you're right.

00:22:08Well, we'll see you later.

00:22:09Come on, Gucci.

00:22:11Come on.

00:22:12Bye, Gucci.

00:22:16Hey, Amelia.

00:22:17Hey, Jake.

00:22:20Gucci, no.

00:22:21Royce.

00:22:23Say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.

00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.

00:22:29Yeah, same here.

00:22:31Sorry, Gucci's, um, a bit crazy.

00:22:42His whole family, actually.

00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.

00:22:46I should make a reality show.

00:22:48A little dog owner is Beverly Hills.

00:22:52Do you want to walk together?

00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?

00:22:56Yeah.

00:22:58I'd like that.

00:23:01So, how long have you been a dog walker?

00:23:07A couple months.

00:23:08I like it.

00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.

00:23:12Barista.

00:23:13Uber driver.

00:23:14Delivery guy.

00:23:16Movie extra?

00:23:18You were in a movie.

00:23:19Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.

00:23:21It was trying to impress you.

00:23:23How about you?

00:23:24How long have you been doing this?

00:23:26I don't know.

00:23:27My whole life, I guess.

00:23:29It started as a summer job, and

00:23:30then I've turned it into my own business.

00:23:33I want to open a doggy daycare someday.

00:23:35Wow.

00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.

00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.

00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.

00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.

00:23:49Do you want to go?

00:23:50And I have to admit, I had a crush on you.

00:23:56You did?

00:23:58Yeah.

00:24:00I still do.

00:24:04He's cute.

00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.

00:24:07Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.

00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.

00:24:17Hell yeah.

00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.

00:24:21Yeah.

00:24:22I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.

00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.

00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?

00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.

00:24:41Looks pretty big.

00:24:42It was a big school.

00:24:44Public schools.

00:24:46Am I right?

00:24:46I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.

00:24:55Me?

00:24:56Engaged?

00:24:57No.

00:24:57Are you kidding?

00:24:58I'm 24.

00:24:59I'm practically still a baby.

00:25:00I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.

00:25:05Nope.

00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.

00:25:08Okay.

00:25:12Royce pooped.

00:25:13Should pick it up.

00:25:14Where?

00:25:15I don't see it.

00:25:16Just over there.

00:25:19Come on.

00:25:24Do I have to wear a suit every day?

00:25:27Of course.

00:25:27It's an office.

00:25:29You want to be CEO, you've got to look the part.

00:25:31You mean, like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?

00:25:36Very funny.

00:25:37You know I'm retiring next year.

00:25:39Yes, I know.

00:25:39Yeah.

00:25:39That means you've got to get up to speed rapidamente.

00:25:42So today you're going to be my shadow, you'll be my extra hands,

00:25:45and we've got a lot to do.

00:25:46Can I get to Starbucks first?

00:25:47Fuck no.

00:25:49Come on, Dad.

00:25:59Wow!

00:25:59Oh my goodness.

00:26:04Are you okay?

00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.

00:26:12You're engaged, remember?

00:26:13And this is our new palette.

00:26:18It's Matt's collection.

00:26:20He really liked these colors, so we did them twice.

00:26:24But yeah, that's the presentation by me, Michelangelo.

00:26:29What, Dad?

00:26:39What a day, Dad.

00:26:41It's not even lunchtime yet.

00:26:43Look at you.

00:26:43You got so lazy just sitting around taking pictures of yourself all the time.

00:26:47Just stick with it, will you, kid?

00:26:49Hard work does pay off.

00:26:51Let me just look at Amelia.

00:26:53What about her?

00:26:54She comes from nothing, son.

00:26:56Nobody taught her how to run a business,

00:26:58but she just worked hard,

00:26:59and now she earns money doing what she loves.

00:27:03I guess that's impressive.

00:27:05Yeah, see.

00:27:06See, it is.

00:27:07I hope she rubs off on you a little, you know?

00:27:10I just hope I don't get that uptight.

00:27:18Break's over.

00:27:19Well, not too bad, huh?

00:27:36One day down.

00:27:38Forty more years to go.

00:27:42Now, this is the time

00:27:43when you go home with Amelia,

00:27:46you talk about the day's work,

00:27:48and raise you closer together,

00:27:50comfort each other,

00:27:51just like your mom and I used to do.

00:27:55You know, I'm thinking,

00:27:56it's time for the world to meet Amelia.

00:28:02Tonight.

00:28:04Tonight?

00:28:05Shit.

00:28:06When am I going to tell Chantel?

00:28:07I promised we'd Netflix a bang tonight.

00:28:09The L.A. Zoo fundraiser.

00:28:11Lights, camera, red carpet.

00:28:13Perfect time to announce our lovely new addition

00:28:15to the dear Virginia, Amelia.

00:28:19Don't you think it's a bit soon, Dad?

00:28:21I mean, we just signed the contract.

00:28:24What's the matter?

00:28:25You're getting along, aren't you?

00:28:27Yeah, yeah.

00:28:28Just really starting to warm up to each other.

00:28:32All right, so it's all settled.

00:28:33I'll see you at 8 o'clock tonight,

00:28:35in the limo,

00:28:35and don't be late.

00:28:40Well, why, Dad?

00:28:42Mm-hmm.

00:28:52So, remind me,

00:28:55why are we getting makeovers done again?

00:28:58Because I want to do something nice

00:29:00for my favorite big sister.

00:29:02And?

00:29:04And...

00:29:05You know I never splurge on stuff like this.

00:29:08But, since I'm part of the Dina Levino family now,

00:29:10I think I can afford to let my hair down.

00:29:13You better not let that hair down.

00:29:15Sorry.

00:29:16Just an expression.

00:29:24How's it going in there?

00:29:26I'm coming out.

00:29:27Is that bad?

00:29:38I've never seen a dog walker

00:29:41look this hot.

00:29:43Buy that dress.

00:29:45ASAP.

00:29:49Leave me alone, party boy.

00:29:51I've got my own function tonight.

00:29:57good.

00:30:06Bye.

00:30:08See you.

00:30:13Goodbye.

00:30:16Bye.

00:30:19Bye.

00:30:22Bye.

00:30:23Bye.

00:30:25What are you looking at?

00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.

00:30:32Thanks.

00:30:32Um, I...

00:30:35Did you forget my name?

00:30:37No, it's just something different.

00:30:41Did you change your hair?

00:30:43Why do you care?

00:30:44The manwhorehouse is yours tonight.

00:30:46I'm going out.

00:30:46I just forgot my charger.

00:30:48Awesome, thanks.

00:30:52I'm taking this.

00:30:54Wait, I've been calling you.

00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.

00:30:56I told you, I'm busy.

00:30:58Hold on.

00:31:02Amelia!

00:31:10All right, hey.

00:31:11Look who's right on time.

00:31:13Nice.

00:31:14Where's Amelia?

00:31:16She's sick.

00:31:18She can't make it.

00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:31:21If your fiancé's sick, you know, you can't go out and party.

00:31:23Yeah, you've got to stay home with her.

00:31:26Give her some nice soup.

00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.

00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.

00:31:33Poor thing.

00:31:35Okay, Dad.

00:31:36See you in the office.

00:31:37Stupid dog walker tricking me with her makeover.

00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.

00:31:56Hey, it's Michael Angelo, Dean Levino.

00:31:58You still track people?

00:31:59Wow.

00:32:16Amelia.

00:32:17Hi.

00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway without a dog.

00:32:24Sorry.

00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.

00:32:27I kind of panicked.

00:32:27No worries.

00:32:29I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.

00:32:32Yeah.

00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.

00:32:35Talk to the bartender.

00:32:37Wow.

00:32:37VIP treatment.

00:32:39You look like one.

00:32:41Thanks, David.

00:32:43Hey, lover boy.

00:32:45We're on.

00:32:47Gotta go.

00:32:49Find me in the green room after.

00:32:51Hope you like it.

00:32:52Break a leg.

00:32:53Lovely boy.

00:32:54Bye.

00:32:56Bye.

00:32:57Bye.

00:33:13Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.

00:33:25Good.

00:33:25Nothing from Michelangelo.

00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.

00:33:30One more, please.

00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.

00:33:46Jake, you guys were great.

00:33:49You really think so?

00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.

00:33:53The who?

00:33:54You don't know the strokes.

00:33:55You don't know the strokes.

00:33:56You don't know the strokes.

00:33:59Are they older?

00:34:00I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.

00:34:04It's all right.

00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.

00:34:08You want some of that a drink?

00:34:10Yeah.

00:34:11No, they're so happy.

00:34:18Sorry.

00:34:19I call in a hippie.

00:34:23I killed my girl.

00:34:25Thank you very much.

00:34:27I love who's paisanoi and I'm like, oh.

00:34:31I do.

00:34:33That's awesome for me.

00:34:33Yeah?

00:34:35We really like for you, but I am a soloporte.

00:34:35You quit dog walking? I thought you liked it.

00:34:38I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.

00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much. I'm more of a cat person.

00:34:46A cat person?

00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs? Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.

00:34:54I don't want to talk about work tonight. I just want to relax. Have a good time.

00:35:00You're beautiful, you know that?

00:35:05I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake. Now I'm not sure. We have nothing in common.

00:35:10Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?

00:35:16The heck. I'm tipsy, and he's cute.

00:35:19Michelangelo had his fun. Now I can have mine.

00:35:35Looks like someone needs obedience.

00:35:39What's going on?

00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.

00:35:44He's not.

00:35:45You coming with me, dog walker?

00:35:47Don't make me get the leash.

00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?

00:35:50Back off, dude. Back off.

00:35:53Grubby little hipster. She's my fiancée.

00:35:56So that was an engagement ring.

00:35:58Jake, I can explain.

00:36:01Let's go.

00:36:03I'm really sorry, Jake.

00:36:05I'm not Jake.

00:36:06This is for making me uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.

00:36:17And this is for making me listen to Andy.

00:36:19I can't believe you did that after your high and mighty speech.

00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.

00:36:28Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.

00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.

00:36:34I'm not following you around.

00:36:36You know what? I get it.

00:36:37You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.

00:36:41Me jealous?

00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?

00:36:45Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.

00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.

00:36:50I have a name.

00:36:52Wait, what are you doing? That is an original.

00:36:54I'm so sick of your bullshit.

00:36:57Oh, fine.

00:36:58I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.

00:37:01I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.

00:37:04You're treating me like shit.

00:37:07That's from the Renaissance.

00:37:08You are history's worst nightmare.

00:37:10I tried to make this work with you. We signed a contract.

00:37:12For an arranged marriage.

00:37:14Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?

00:37:17You are such a simpleton.

00:37:19Oh.

00:37:22Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:37:24Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.

00:37:26I tried to get along with you.

00:37:27You brought this onto yourself.

00:37:29I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.

00:37:31Right back at you.

00:37:33I fucking hate you.

00:37:34I fucking hate you more.

00:37:41What the hell okay?

00:37:42Let's go.

00:38:12Uh, where am I?

00:38:41Who's spooning me?

00:38:46Is that Jake?

00:38:48How drunk was I?

00:38:50Michelangelo?

00:38:54Dog walker.

00:38:56Oh, I forgot we did that last night.

00:39:00Must have been all those free beers.

00:39:04We don't have to talk about this, right?

00:39:08Well, we had too many drinks, just forget it ever happened, if that's what you want.

00:39:15Definitely.

00:39:16Um, I have to go to work.

00:39:20I should get up too.

00:39:23Oh, my head.

00:39:25There's Pedialyte in the fridge.

00:39:28Thanks for coming today, sis.

00:39:30Of course.

00:39:31My doctor did say I needed lots of exercise.

00:39:35Well, you look great.

00:39:37Thanks.

00:39:38I don't feel great.

00:39:41The treatment's taking a lot out of me.

00:39:44But you, on the other hand, are glowing today.

00:39:49What's going on?

00:39:52So, Michelangelo and I had sex last night.

00:39:56Wait.

00:39:57For the first time?

00:40:00Yeah.

00:40:01We're taking it slow.

00:40:03Michelangelo, the male gigolo, is taking it slow.

00:40:08Maybe I did misjudge him.

00:40:13And?

00:40:14How was it?

00:40:16Well?

00:40:17Really bad.

00:40:18Right?

00:40:19I knew it.

00:40:20Actually, it was the best sex I ever had?

00:40:25Well, that explains the glow.

00:40:29I am happy for you, sis.

00:40:32Physical chemistry is important.

00:40:34That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.

00:40:37I don't get it.

00:40:38He and I are nothing alike, and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons.

00:40:42I feel like an arcade game, and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and...

00:40:47You get the picture.

00:40:50Hey.

00:40:52Opposites attract.

00:40:54I mean, that's why you guys love each other so much.

00:40:58Because you're so different.

00:41:00Something like that.

00:41:07What was that about?

00:41:08Must be the hangover.

00:41:09What was that about?

00:41:10Must be the hangover.

00:41:11What was that about?

00:41:12What was that about?

00:41:13Must be the hangover.

00:41:14What was that about?

00:41:16Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:17Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:18What was that about?

00:41:19What was that about?

00:41:20What was that about?

00:41:22What was that about?

00:41:23What was that about?

00:41:29What was that about?

00:41:31What was the hangover?

00:41:32Must be the hangover.

00:41:42Hey, I'd like to hang out tonight.

00:41:44Maybe we can finish what we started last time.

00:41:58Hey, unfortunately something came up.

00:42:02I can't make it tonight.

00:42:06Why can't I stop thinking about the dog walker?

00:42:08And why hasn't she texted me yet?

00:42:11I don't know.

00:42:12I don't know.

00:42:13I don't know.

00:42:14I don't know.

00:42:15I don't know.

00:42:16I don't know.

00:42:17I don't know.

00:42:18I don't know.

00:42:19I don't know.

00:42:20I don't know.

00:42:21I don't know.

00:42:22I don't know.

00:42:23I don't know.

00:42:24I don't know.

00:42:25I don't know.

00:42:26I don't know.

00:42:27I don't know.

00:42:28I don't know.

00:42:29I don't know.

00:42:30I don't know.

00:42:31I don't know.

00:42:32I don't know.

00:42:33I don't know.

00:42:34I don't know.

00:42:35I don't know.

00:42:36I don't know.

00:42:37I don't know.

00:42:38I think we should talk about Leslie.

00:42:39I'm not very good with words.

00:42:43Me neither.

00:42:44But last night I-

00:42:46You don't have to say anything.

00:42:47We both know it was a mistake and we can just go back to hating each other like nothing

00:42:53ever happened.

00:42:54I don't think you understand if you would just listen to me for a second.

00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.

00:42:59I'm a big girl.

00:43:00I've had a one night stand before.

00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.

00:43:05Okay.

00:43:06I get it.

00:43:07I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.

00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.

00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night that you would.

00:43:18I mean-

00:43:19Frankly, so would I.

00:43:20I mean, you're driving me nuts.

00:43:21You don't understand.

00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.

00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.

00:43:28Wait.

00:43:29Did you just call me Amelia?

00:43:32I-

00:43:33What happened to Dog Walker?

00:43:36I have a confession to make.

00:43:42Last night-

00:43:43I don't know how.

00:43:45I don't know why.

00:43:46That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.

00:43:49Really?

00:43:50Do I look like I'm lying?

00:43:54I'm not a good actor.

00:43:56I could even do reality TV.

00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.

00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.

00:44:07You sound like you're reading a horoscope.

00:44:11Amelia.

00:44:12Please.

00:44:13I know you felt it too.

00:44:17Amelia.

00:44:18Amelia.

00:44:19Please.

00:44:20Don't act like you didn't feel it too.

00:44:21I felt it too.

00:44:22So why are we fighting it?

00:44:23I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:24Me too.

00:44:25I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:26Me too.

00:44:32I can't.

00:44:33I can't.

00:44:34I can't.

00:44:35I can't.

00:44:36I can't.

00:44:37I can't.

00:44:38So why are we fighting it?

00:44:39I've been thinking about you all day.

00:44:42Me too.

00:45:13So, I set the kitchen on fire?

00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?

00:45:20It's not my fault.

00:45:21They should change the name.

00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's super yacht.

00:45:27If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.

00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis, and he almost sinks the boat.

00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag?

00:45:43You're not so bad.

00:45:45Thanks?

00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.

00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.

00:45:54I'm serious.

00:45:56The wedding's coming up.

00:45:59We could give it a shot.

00:46:00You mean, like, you and me.

00:46:03Together, together.

00:46:05Why not?

00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?

00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?

00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.

00:46:31Jake?

00:46:32How's it going?

00:46:34Good.

00:46:35Yeah.

00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...

00:46:38Crazy.

00:46:39I know.

00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.

00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.

00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.

00:46:48Is he always like that?

00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?

00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.

00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.

00:46:58Well, I am his woman.

00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.

00:47:03And I don't blame him.

00:47:05Oh, my God.

00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Di Novolino?

00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.

00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.

00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.

00:47:17Thanks, Jake.

00:47:18But I'm engaged.

00:47:20Remember?

00:47:21And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancée.

00:47:25Well, we had a connection.

00:47:27You're a cat person.

00:47:29It never would have worked.

00:47:31Come on, Gucci.

00:47:32Let's go.

00:47:36Cats are awesome.

00:47:37Wow.

00:47:40That was a great presentation.

00:47:44The marketing director loved your ideas for the new line.

00:47:47You think so?

00:47:48Ooh.

00:47:48Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.

00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:47:53Now, listen.

00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.

00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?

00:47:59Gucci?

00:47:59Sure.

00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.

00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.

00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.

00:48:09At the dog park?

00:48:10Mm-hmm.

00:48:11I just texted her.

00:48:12It's all set.

00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.

00:48:16I just want to go get her, lover boy.

00:48:17I just want to go get her, lover boy.

00:48:27So, you just throw it, and he brings it back?

00:48:30You've never played fetch before?

00:48:33It's my dad's dog, not mine.

00:48:37Let me try.

00:48:38That's okay.

00:48:39I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.

00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?

00:48:50No.

00:48:51I like my work.

00:48:53What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?

00:48:58You're right.

00:48:58I should work less.

00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.

00:49:04Fetch, Gucci.

00:49:14I've got a big surprise.

00:49:16A surprise?

00:49:18Just wait and see.

00:49:27Gratian, sir.

00:49:28Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.

00:49:29What's that?

00:49:37Special delivery from Masteryone's Italian Deli.

00:49:42But, Gucci?

00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.

00:49:47You know, that's awful for dogs, right?

00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.

00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.

00:49:55I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.

00:50:02I'm kidding.

00:50:04This is for us.

00:50:05Why don't you get us a corkscrew?

00:50:07What else is in the bag?

00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.

00:50:13You can cook?

00:50:14That was so good.

00:50:30I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.

00:50:34How did you do this?

00:50:36I can't cook at all.

00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.

00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?

00:50:42No.

00:50:43My mom taught me.

00:50:44Tell me about her.

00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.

00:50:50Sorry.

00:50:51I don't mean to pray.

00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.

00:50:56Breast cancer.

00:50:58But I have a lot of good memories of her.

00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany.

00:51:05She taught me everything I know about cooking.

00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.

00:51:11I still have all of her recipes here.

00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.

00:51:19That's really special.

00:51:22I miss her.

00:51:23And this might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.

00:51:30It's not corny.

00:51:33But I didn't know you were such a softie.

00:51:34Just don't tell TMZ.

00:51:37What about your parents?

00:51:40My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.

00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.

00:51:47I'm sorry.

00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.

00:51:53I don't want to lose her, too.

00:51:57I'm sorry.

00:51:58Your story made me emotional.

00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.

00:52:02I'll help you.

00:52:02No.

00:52:03No, it's fine.

00:52:04I like doing the dishes.

00:52:05It relaxes me.

00:52:07Good.

00:52:08Because I hate them.

00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.

00:52:11Is it just the wine?

00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?

00:52:20Her.

00:52:23You don't want espresso.

00:52:25That's not my fault.

00:52:33Hey.

00:52:34Hey.

00:52:36Do you want an espresso?

00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.

00:52:40No, thank you.

00:52:41Me and Dad have a morning meeting.

00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.

00:52:43Okay.

00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.

00:52:45How could I?

00:52:48Ready, bro?

00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.

00:52:53What do you know about ties?

00:52:54You wear t-shirts to work.

00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.

00:53:00Touche.

00:53:01There you go.

00:53:03Okay, bye.

00:53:04Bye.

00:53:07Love you.

00:53:08Love you, too.

00:53:11Sorry.

00:53:19It's reflex.

00:53:20I didn't mean to say that.

00:53:22Me neither.

00:53:23Too soon.

00:53:25Talk about it later?

00:53:27Yeah.

00:53:28Okay.

00:53:29Okay.

00:53:30Could that have been any more awkward?

00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?

00:53:35Look who's here.

00:53:42Hey, my little guy.

00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.

00:53:47Look at this right here.

00:53:49Huh?

00:53:50Let's try it.

00:53:52Oh, yeah.

00:53:53Now, here's mine.

00:53:56Just like that, huh?

00:53:58Yeah.

00:53:58Even got one for big brother.

00:54:00Right there.

00:54:01Come to Papa.

00:54:03Yes, my boy.

00:54:06All right, all right.

00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?

00:54:10This is two weeks off.

00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.

00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.

00:54:17He says the band is free.

00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?

00:54:21Dad, we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.

00:54:24Well, all right, then we'll book the Magic Castle.

00:54:29How about that?

00:54:30Not too big.

00:54:30Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?

00:54:33Dad, let's just pump the brakes.

00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.

00:54:37Why?

00:54:37Something wrong with Amelia?

00:54:39No.

00:54:41Everything is great.

00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.

00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.

00:54:48That's our thing.

00:54:50It's not Amelia's thing.

00:54:52I think it'd make her uncomfortable.

00:54:55Wow, I never thought of that.

00:54:58You know, you have a very good point there.

00:55:02I'm very impressed.

00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.

00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.

00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.

00:55:15Love?

00:55:17Yeah, love.

00:55:18I don't know.

00:55:21He's cute.

00:55:22All right, all right.

00:55:24Change of deal.

00:55:25Gonna cancel the Hollywood Bowl, all right?

00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair, a wedding with Coldplay.

00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.

00:55:35No Coldplay.

00:55:36So, it's about my cancer treatment.

00:55:46It's not working.

00:55:48I know it.

00:55:49I talked to my doctors yesterday.

00:55:52And I'm cured.

00:55:54I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.

00:56:06It only took two sessions?

00:56:09I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.

00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.

00:56:16What's wrong, sis?

00:56:17We should be celebrating!

00:56:20I brought Prosecco.

00:56:20Michelangelo.

00:56:21No.

00:56:22Yeah.

00:56:23No, I'm good.

00:56:24Yeah.

00:56:25Amelia, I'm your sister.

00:56:28You can tell me anything.

00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?

00:56:32Is everything okay?

00:56:34If that punk pretty boy hurts you, I will take that man thong and give him a wedgie so far

00:56:40up his butt that it will cut him in two.

00:56:42It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.

00:56:47It's me.

00:56:50I have to tell you something.

00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage?!

00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?!

00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.

00:57:05And you know that I would do anything for you.

00:57:09Actually, he's not that bad.

00:57:13I kinda like him.

00:57:15Yeah.

00:57:16Babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.

00:57:18We need to get you out of there.

00:57:21Betsy.

00:57:22I have real feelings for him.

00:57:26But...

00:57:28What about the tabloid stories?

00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.

00:57:33They banned him for life!

00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.

00:57:37He's not actually like the stories.

00:57:39Or at least not to me.

00:57:42He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.

00:57:46If you marry Michelangelo, he will make your life a living hell.

00:57:53What if you meet him?

00:57:54Yeah!

00:57:56Meet him!

00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.

00:57:59Maybe...

00:58:00Maybe you'll actually like him.

00:58:01Don't count on it.

00:58:03Please...

00:58:04Me...

00:58:05Just give him a chance.

00:58:07Fine.

00:58:08Yes.

00:58:09Only one.

00:58:10Yes.

00:58:13You won't regret it.

00:58:14I'm gonna go get the Prosecco.

00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.

00:58:23Thank you for making dinner.

00:58:25Of course.

00:58:26I'm glad she's cancer free.

00:58:28We need to celebrate.

00:58:29Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?

00:58:37You mean besides me?

00:58:39I'm serious.

00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.

00:58:43Have a glass of wine.

00:58:46Tonight's gonna be great.

00:58:47It's...

00:58:57Enormous.

00:59:00Why would anybody need so much room?

00:59:05It's nice to see you too, sis.

00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.

00:59:12Hmm.

00:59:14So...

00:59:15This is the...

00:59:17Infamous, uh...

00:59:18Michelangelo.

00:59:22How about we start off with a glass of champagne?

00:59:2596 Domperion?

00:59:26Amelia said that's the year that you were born.

00:59:29Yeah...

00:59:30Sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.

00:59:32It's worth more than my car.

00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?

00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.

00:59:39It's delicious.

00:59:42This was made in France.

00:59:44Sorry.

00:59:45Can't touch that stuff.

00:59:47So...

00:59:48Who wants a drink?

01:00:10You...

01:00:11Hardly touch your food.

01:00:13It's...

01:00:14A little too...

01:00:15Rich...

01:00:16For me.

01:00:18Mine tastes great.

01:00:21So...

01:00:22Michelangelo...

01:00:23I...

01:00:24Have some big sister questions to ask about the prenuptials coming up.

01:00:28You...

01:00:29Don't mind, do you?

01:00:30Fire away.

01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...

01:00:35Fun.

01:00:37Um...

01:00:38But...

01:00:39What's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?

01:00:44I don't think it's going to.

01:00:47That's cute and all.

01:00:48But...

01:00:50What about her career? Are you gonna support her?

01:00:52Or kids? What's your stance on that?

01:00:53Or...

01:00:54Are you just gonna...

01:00:55Jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?

01:00:58Betsy!

01:00:59Look...

01:01:00I know I have a past...

01:01:02But...

01:01:03I'm committed to it.

01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but...

01:01:07I'm open to anything.

01:01:08See, Michelangelo, that's my point.

01:01:10You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.

01:01:14We know enough.

01:01:15Easy, Betsy.

01:01:16I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.

01:01:21And if you really cared about Emilia, you would give her the time.

01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?

01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.

01:01:30Michelangelo!

01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.

01:01:33It's no wonder Emilia was so uptight when I met her.

01:01:35She gets it from you.

01:01:37Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Emilia?

01:01:40You started it.

01:01:46Why don't we all just...

01:01:49Calm down?

01:01:50Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.

01:01:52No.

01:01:53She's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.

01:01:56That's not fair, Michelangelo.

01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.

01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.

01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.

01:02:05You know what?

01:02:06You can't talk to Betsy like that.

01:02:08That's my sister.

01:02:09She just survived cancer.

01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.

01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.

01:02:19Not to me!

01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.

01:02:21I don't like this side of you.

01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,

01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.

01:02:28You told her?!

01:02:29She's my sister.

01:02:31I don't care. That violates our agreement.

01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?

01:02:34A contractual agreement? Some kind of obligation?

01:02:37It's not what I meant. It came out wrong, Amelia. I love you.

01:02:42You love me? Don't listen to him. He doesn't even know what that means.

01:02:47Shut the fuck up!

01:02:49You know what? Maybe she was right.

01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract. It's over.

01:02:59We need to get out of here.

01:03:02I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix

01:03:04to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.

01:03:10Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.

01:03:17You do so much better than him.

01:03:20Yeah.

01:03:21But he isn't a monster. I shouldn't have said that.

01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.

01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.

01:03:31Lay low for a bit.

01:03:32Mexico?

01:03:33Or Canada. Whatever.

01:03:35It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.

01:03:39Or worse.

01:03:40I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.

01:03:43I mean, I only told you about the contract.

01:03:46It's not like I told the media.

01:03:48You don't know that.

01:03:50We're liabilities.

01:03:52Loose ends.

01:03:53Loose ends.

01:03:54You should listen to more True Kind podcast.

01:04:00Get rid of that thing.

01:04:02They could be tracking us right now.

01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the Echoplex the other day.

01:04:10See?

01:04:12He could have a sniper on us.

01:04:13It's Romulus.

01:04:14Hey, Romulus.

01:04:15What?

01:04:16What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:20What?

01:04:21What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:23What?

01:04:24What do you mean Gucci's missing?

01:04:25You came.

01:04:39Against my better judgment.

01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.

01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.

01:04:50You should punish me for straying.

01:04:54You make me sick.

01:04:56I make me sick.

01:05:06Nice underwear.

01:05:09It's a great craftsmanship.

01:05:15Okay, let's get this over with.

01:05:21Is that all you have to say?

01:05:24Do you even realize how hot I am?

01:05:26I'm sorry.

01:05:28Chantel.

01:05:30I thought I wanted this.

01:05:34But I don't.

01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.

01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.

01:05:43It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.

01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for dog walk with my hair.

01:05:55I am fucking devastated.

01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.

01:06:02And she just wanted to come back to me.

01:06:04I'm so sorry.

01:06:05She's gone.

01:06:06I'll be right there.

01:06:10Amelia.

01:06:16Hi Dad.

01:06:18Gucci's gone?

01:06:19I'll be right there.

01:06:29Romulus.

01:06:30What? Hold on.

01:06:32Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.

01:06:37We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.

01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!

01:06:45Well, we can help you find him.

01:06:48Yeah?

01:06:49Right?

01:06:50Oh.

01:06:51Good, thanks.

01:06:53Gucci!

01:06:54This better not be a trap.

01:06:56Just come on.

01:06:59Gucci!

01:07:00Gucci!

01:07:01Gucci!

01:07:02Hey, hey, hey! Where's Michelangelo?

01:07:04Huh? I thought you were both together. Why isn't he here with you?

01:07:07Oh, um, he's...

01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.

01:07:10Where were you?

01:07:12I had a stop for late-night delivery of Mastriani's.

01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.

01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding. Nothing will.

01:07:20Smart move, dude.

01:07:22Here, ladies, take a piece of this prosciutto.

01:07:24Yeah, that's it.

01:07:29Amelia.

01:07:30Gucci!

01:07:31He's hopeless. We've been looking for him all night long. We're never gonna find him.

01:07:42Don't give up, Dad. He's just off having a little adventure. Keep looking. He'll turn up in a few minutes.

01:07:47See? They're not gonna kill us.

01:07:48I do have to admit, though, I didn't expect to see this side of him.

01:07:52He's really there for his dad. His dad's dog.

01:07:54So you approve now?

01:07:55They didn't say that.

01:07:56Gucci!

01:07:57Gucci!

01:07:58Gucci!

01:07:59My boy's back!

01:08:00Oh!

01:08:01C-

01:08:03Coochie!

01:08:04Coochie!

01:08:05My boy's back!

01:08:06Oh...

01:08:08Coochie!

01:08:09Coochie!

01:08:12dog. So you approve now? They didn't say that.

01:08:18Coochie! Coochie! My boy's back!

01:08:26Oh!

01:08:32Okay, okay. I'm a little closer to approving.

01:08:42I might have possibly misjudged you. A little.

01:08:53It's okay. Most of what the tabloids publish is true.

01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.

01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?

01:09:05Please?

01:09:09Okay.

01:09:16Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight. I shouldn't have attacked your sister.

01:09:20And I shouldn't have blown up at you for mentioning the contract. I hope that you know you mean so

01:09:27much more to me than just a business agreement.

01:09:42Thanks for saying that. I needed to hear that. And I'm sorry for calling you a monster. You're not one.

01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you. Most of them are good. I'm happy we signed the contract.

01:10:03I'm not.

01:10:05You're not? What do you mean?

01:10:10Amelia, this might sound crazy, but I meant it when I said that I love you.

01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper to be the reason that we stay together.

01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.

01:10:29Dad.

01:10:30What is it, son?

01:10:32I want to cancel the contract between me and Amelia.

01:10:35Why, son?

01:10:37Because I want to ask her to marry me.

01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation, but because she wants to.

01:10:53Consider our contracts null and void.

01:11:03Amelia.

01:11:05What will it be?

01:11:08Will you marry me?

01:11:12Will you marry me?

01:11:15Yes.

01:11:16I'll marry you.

01:11:23You've made me the happiest underwear model in the world.

01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.

01:11:39Look at me.

01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.

01:11:44All right, all right, you two.

01:11:46That's enough, all right?

01:11:48We spent this whole night together.

01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?

01:11:51We'll have a nice breakfast Italian style.

01:11:55Hopefully it's not too rich for you.

01:11:58I think I can get used to it.

01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?

01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved.

01:12:05Especially Coldplay.

01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.

01:12:09It was worth a try.

01:12:21And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.

01:12:38Michelangelo?

01:12:39I want to talk to you.

01:12:43Do you want to talk to you?

01:12:45Emilia.

01:12:47Even though we're far from a perfect couple, we're...

01:12:49..perfect together.

01:12:51I've...

01:12:52learned so much from you in...

01:12:54..such a short amount of time and...

01:12:56..not just about dogs.

01:12:57I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.

01:13:04I'm looking forward to your support and counsel

01:13:09as I take over the family business from my father this year.

01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband

01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.

01:13:27I, um, Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.

01:13:36I love you so much.

01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model,

01:13:48but here we are.

01:13:50Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell

01:13:53and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,

01:13:55something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.

01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together,

01:14:06it feels like a lifetime in a good way.

01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.

01:14:11Te amo, Michelangelo.

01:14:13I love you.

01:14:14With the power vested in me by Almighty God

01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,

01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.

01:14:22You may kiss your bride.

01:14:32Thanks.

01:14:34I'm Betsy.

01:14:35Amelia's sister.

01:14:37I'm Jake.

01:14:38Another dog walker.

01:14:39It's crazy, you know, giving my sister,

01:14:43but I've always been more of a cat person.

01:14:46Me too.

01:14:52Aw.

01:14:55Aw.

01:14:58Aw.

01:14:59Aw.

01:15:00Aw.

01:15:01Aw.

01:15:05Aw.

01:15:06Aw.

01:15:07Aw.

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