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00:00:00You're not supposed to fall for your students.
00:00:03Who wrote this?
00:00:05Psychology of Love.
00:00:06The Psychology of Love paper is not based on any hard data.
00:00:09How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:00:12Step one to Mia's love theory?
00:00:14Create controlled chaos.
00:00:16He's a total fuckboy, and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:00:20Do you have a boyfriend?
00:00:21I found something on her list.
00:00:24Step number three?
00:00:25Spice things up with a little physical contact.
00:00:28You're not really my type.
00:00:30I've dropped into your divorce papers.
00:00:32We were both named Mia, so we were obviously friends.
00:00:35You know, uh, Mia?
00:00:37What?
00:00:38Same name, hometown, and birthday.
00:00:41See that?
00:00:43My son gave this to you, right?
00:00:45My friend, she lost this necklace trying to get it back to her.
00:00:48Do you want a divorce?
00:00:50Leto!
00:00:51How would you do that?
00:00:53He's playing.
00:00:54Do you like me?
00:00:55Actually, I'm married.
00:00:57Leo, Brian, and Mia Rose.
00:01:00He's my husband.
00:01:01You're the real Mia.
00:01:03My Mia.
00:01:04As a student of love philosophy, today is the first time I've been invited to a costume party.
00:01:21And I'm gonna wow them all.
00:01:24Until...
00:01:26What is she wearing?
00:01:28Oh my god, this is so embarrassing.
00:01:30I didn't think you'd come.
00:01:34This outfit is a choice.
00:01:37Did I come to the wrong place?
00:01:40Everyone?
00:01:41Our love expert, Mia.
00:01:43She's dressed a bit special today.
00:01:46So it's the perfect time for everyone to get to know her.
00:01:49Well, you think you write the psychology of love and use some kind of love group?
00:01:57I thought this was Professor Brian's costume party.
00:02:00Oh, you received this invitation?
00:02:04Sorry.
00:02:05Yours is fake.
00:02:08We made it for you, Dr. Love.
00:02:11Love?
00:02:12Let's post it.
00:02:13And title it, The Funny Girl Breakdown.
00:02:16The Love Psychologist Exposed.
00:02:19That's enough.
00:02:35What are you all doing here?
00:02:38Weren't you supposed to be welcoming the school's sponsor?
00:02:41Yes, we are welcoming the sponsor, but...
00:02:45I've seen how you're welcoming me.
00:02:48Are you okay?
00:02:50I was seriously over the line.
00:02:52Yeah, they used my research against me.
00:02:55Screw them!
00:02:57I mean, you're amazing.
00:02:58They're just jealous of how brilliant you are.
00:03:01Still pretending to be an academic?
00:03:04Maybe your next paper should be titled,
00:03:07How to Pathlike Yourself Under Embarrassed.
00:03:11Alright, Amy.
00:03:12Let's make this interesting.
00:03:15Ten seconds, and I'll have Leo falling all over me.
00:03:20Are you dreaming?
00:03:22You're crazy.
00:03:24If you're wrong, then you have to apologize to me in front of everyone.
00:03:29And if I lose, then I will delete my thesis, and I will admit that I'm a fraud.
00:03:37Do.
00:03:38Leo.
00:03:39Right?
00:03:40It was really cool what you did over there.
00:03:43Mia?
00:03:44And do you remember my name?
00:03:45It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:03:50I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:03:51Or is that just a theory?
00:03:52I know what you did.
00:03:53I know what you did.
00:03:54I know what you did.
00:03:55I know what you did.
00:03:56I know what you did.
00:03:57I know what you did.
00:03:58I know what you did.
00:03:59Right?
00:04:00It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:01It was really cool what you did over there.
00:04:02Mia?
00:04:03And do you remember my name?
00:04:04It's hard to forget someone who comes to a reception dressed as a Vegas showgirl.
00:04:07I thought excellence came from boldness.
00:04:10Or is that just a theory?
00:04:23Wait.
00:04:28Your earring is caught on my couch.
00:04:37It's in your eyes.
00:04:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:04:57There's something in your eyes.
00:05:02I can't take no more lies
00:05:10There's something in your lies
00:05:15Find out everything you can about Mia
00:05:20Oh, and call my wife
00:05:24I want to meet her
00:05:25You got it?
00:05:32You said ten seconds
00:05:41I counted six
00:05:42I mean, that was insane
00:05:44You had the whole room holding their breath
00:05:46Even Leo
00:05:46Step one to Mia's love theory
00:05:49Create controlled chaos
00:05:51And what was the result?
00:05:53Chemistry 1A
00:05:54Dopamine activation
00:05:56Hello?
00:06:02So she crashed an exclusive dinner
00:06:06Forged the invitation
00:06:08Put on a performance
00:06:11And calls it research
00:06:12I think there might be some misunderstanding
00:06:14I mean, she was at the top of her psychology department
00:06:18Perfect GPA
00:06:19No disciplinary record
00:06:20Place of birth, Oregon?
00:06:26Just like her
00:06:27How's it going with the meeting with my wife?
00:06:30Oh, all set
00:06:31It's today
00:06:32My husband wants to meet me today
00:06:38Seriously?
00:06:40That prick didn't even go to the wedding
00:06:42You're going to see him
00:06:43Nope
00:06:44Love is the last thing I need to be happy
00:06:47Do you take this man to be your husband?
00:07:00I do
00:07:05There, Mom
00:07:11Now I am married to a stranger
00:07:13Who lives thousands of miles away
00:07:15I hope you're happy
00:07:17My parents arranged the marriage before they died
00:07:21I haven't even met the man
00:07:23I need to get a divorce
00:07:25I need to get a divorce
00:07:25ASAP
00:07:26Lily?
00:07:32Oh my gosh
00:07:34Long time no see
00:07:35What are our plans?
00:07:39I need you to pretend to be me
00:07:42And divorce my husband that I've never met
00:07:44Hold on
00:07:45Why me?
00:07:46Because you know me better than anyone
00:07:49And you have a ton of experience handling jerks
00:07:54Girl, you called me because of that
00:07:56No, wait, Lily, Lily
00:07:57Say no more
00:08:05Girl, when are we going to do that?
00:08:07Well
00:08:08Oh my God
00:08:26Mia's husband is just my type
00:08:29Are you Leo Bryan?
00:08:34Yes, please
00:08:35Sit
00:08:36I'm sorry I've been MIA since we got married
00:08:46I'll make it up to you
00:08:49This marriage was our parents' idea
00:08:51But I'll put you through college
00:08:53You can divorce after you graduate
00:08:56Actually, I
00:08:58I know you have a lot of student debt
00:09:00And you're welcome to move in with me
00:09:04Let me think about it
00:09:15Let me know when you thought it over
00:09:17Oh, it's okay, I've got this
00:09:25See you later
00:09:30See you later
00:09:45Oh my God, girl
00:09:49Lily
00:09:50Oh my gosh, tell me everything that happened
00:09:52Your husband is so ugly and dirt poor tooth
00:09:56I mean, he even tried to fill me up
00:09:58You dodged a bullet
00:09:59Wait, Lily
00:10:00I'm so sorry
00:10:01Are you okay?
00:10:03Well
00:10:03No problem
00:10:05Because I just kicked him right in the family's nose
00:10:08So just forget that he ever existed, okay?
00:10:11Okay
00:10:12Well, let me at least make you dinner
00:10:15Wait, it's the least I can do
00:10:18Rejected
00:10:22The psychology of love paper is not based on any hard data
00:10:26Then what do you want me to do?
00:10:30Find the perfect man
00:10:31Bag the perfect man
00:10:33And then get back to me
00:10:34Good luck with that one
00:10:35Who is the perfect guy?
00:10:50What are you going to do?
00:10:51Graduation's in three months
00:10:53Yeah, and don't forget about your student loans, girl
00:10:55I mean, you need a guinea pig and fast
00:10:57Leo Brian
00:11:04He's a visiting professor here
00:11:07Wow
00:11:08Fate is working overtime with you two
00:11:11Mr. Brian
00:11:20You're not supposed to fall for your students
00:11:23Back to Arrhythmia
00:11:32It'll be a piece of cake
00:11:35I'll just implement step two of Mia's
00:11:38Wrong
00:11:39Men are visual creatures
00:11:41We need to catch his eye first
00:11:43Brian Technologies is investing in a new research project
00:11:51On companionship AI
00:11:53This is mortifying
00:11:55I thought he was the only one here
00:11:57And I'm looking for an assistant
00:12:00We are the obvious choice
00:12:17Amy and I are the perfect choice for this project
00:12:20As you may know, Amy's dad is the CEO
00:12:23Stop
00:12:24Connections won't get you anywhere with me
00:12:26Go
00:12:26I'm not repeating myself
00:12:29He really is the perfect guy
00:12:35You
00:12:36Go
00:12:38Me?
00:12:41Why?
00:12:42I don't want anybody working for me
00:12:43Who's more concerned about clothes than research
00:12:45Who wrote this?
00:12:55Psychology of Love
00:12:56You're right?
00:12:57That's one of the best reports I've ever read
00:13:04Your full name is Mia Rose
00:13:09The one and only
00:13:11It says here you were born in Oregon
00:13:13Sister city
00:13:14To be exact
00:13:15Do you have a boyfriend?
00:13:19Absolutely
00:13:19Positively
00:13:21100% no
00:13:23Holy shit
00:13:25He's interrogating me about my love life in front of everyone
00:13:29Oh, he is so in love with me
00:13:33Her name is identical to my wife's
00:13:36And she's from the same city
00:13:38You got the job
00:13:45Everyone else can go
00:13:47Sorry
00:13:48Thank you, Professor Brian
00:13:51Just keep things professional
00:13:54Or you're done
00:13:56Just do your job
00:13:59Step number three
00:14:03And Mia's guide to romance
00:14:05Spice things up with a little physical contact
00:14:09Just making sure my boss looks good
00:14:16I wanna hold you
00:14:20Under the red moon
00:14:25Me?
00:14:27I'd be more worried about yourself
00:14:29My grandma wouldn't wear that dress
00:14:32Well, your grandma should wash your mouth out with soap for talking to me that way
00:14:36Anson
00:14:37Familiarize her with the projects over the next few days
00:14:42Understood
00:14:43Listen up, Lily
00:14:48Rents on me this month
00:14:51What?
00:14:52You became a
00:14:53Miss Moneybags all of a sudden?
00:14:55This is Leo Brian
00:14:57And I'm gonna be his research assistant
00:15:01Um
00:15:02Leo Brian?
00:15:04Do you know he's your husband?
00:15:05Kenny Pink?
00:15:06Yeah
00:15:06I have to make him fall in love with me if I'm gonna pass this semester
00:15:10Girl
00:15:11Listen to me
00:15:13I've heard he's a total fuckboy
00:15:15And he hooks up with girls all night
00:15:18Please
00:15:19Stay away from him
00:15:20I have nowhere to go
00:15:42You said you would take care of me
00:15:44Cause we're married, right?
00:15:52Cause we're married, right?
00:15:56Cause we're married, right?
00:16:01So
00:16:02Where are we sleeping to?
00:16:07Just stay in your own lane
00:16:08We can have the upstairs
00:16:10This
00:16:19All gonna be mine one day
00:16:21Leo
00:16:22You're gonna fall for me
00:16:24Whether you like it or not
00:16:26Professor Brian still hasn't asked you out
00:16:30No?
00:16:32You know, I'm starting to think that maybe my method doesn't actually work
00:16:37You should ask your roommate Lily
00:16:39Guy's over
00:16:40Not my roommate anymore
00:16:42She just moved in with her new boyfriend
00:16:44They're so jealous that you're like this
00:16:48With Professor Brian
00:16:49Listen
00:16:51I hate to be a bummer
00:16:53But everyone's saying this dude's way out of your league
00:16:55Bullshit
00:16:57I am nice
00:16:59I am hardworking
00:17:00And I have my masters
00:17:01But I'm out of that moody weirdo's league
00:17:05I know
00:17:06I am Professor Jackoff
00:17:08And I'm a total asshole
00:17:10You're right
00:17:11I never shut up
00:17:13And I love to hear the sound of my own voice
00:17:15He aggravates me more than anyone I have ever met
00:17:19Well, what a coincidence
00:17:36Stephen isn't my favorite professor.
00:17:39I didn't realize you were so two-faced.
00:17:43I came here to invite you to the club tomorrow, but...
00:17:55A fancy date! It's happening!
00:17:58I mean, I can't believe it! Leo really asked you out!
00:18:01Finally! It's my turn!
00:18:06Hmm, Mia, I've heard you're going to the country club with Mr. Leo Bryant tomorrow.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:16You don't have to worry about me. You're such a good friend.
00:18:21But now, I need to go pick out my outfit for tomorrow!
00:18:25Go, girl!
00:18:27Oh, I'm sorry, Mia.
00:18:35Leo is mine.
00:18:37Step four in Mia's Guide to Romance, ABS. Always be smiling!
00:18:45Hi!
00:18:46This is a very important meeting. I'll keep up the samples I mentioned in my notice.
00:18:49Peter?
00:18:51Leo!
00:18:53Leo!
00:18:54What the fuck?
00:18:55Come on, hurry up!
00:18:56His notes must have been in the invite, but where did it go?
00:18:58Mia, come on! Get your head in the gate!
00:19:00Get your head in the gate!
00:19:01Come on, what the hell?
00:19:02Say it.
00:19:03Idris, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:19:04Yeah, I'm sorry.
00:19:05He's sorry.
00:19:06I'm sorry!
00:19:07Let me know what ficou the tape.
00:19:09Okay, here we go.
00:19:10See you next day, there's a couple of samples that I mentioned in my notes.
00:19:13Come on, hurry up.
00:19:16This note must have been in the invite, but where did it go?
00:19:19Mia, come on.
00:19:21Get your head in the gate.
00:19:33How's it done, Brian?
00:19:34Good to see you.
00:19:35Long time no see.
00:19:36How have you been?
00:19:37Good.
00:19:38Should we have a ghost?
00:19:39We could, thank you.
00:19:40Oh, I brought the samples that you asked for.
00:19:43Yeah.
00:19:44Mia, you wanna show them?
00:19:45Mia, samples.
00:19:56Sample?
00:19:57You must be starving.
00:20:05Honey, I'm not feeling well.
00:20:07I shouldn't have drunk on an empty stomach.
00:20:11Um, research shows that skipping breakfast is a big no-no.
00:20:16So, why don't you eat first and we'll talk later.
00:20:20Mr. Brian, your girlfriend is such a sweetheart.
00:20:23Everyone is all about business.
00:20:25It's just a nice change of pace.
00:20:27Ah, yeah, she's a great girl.
00:20:30One second.
00:20:32We should eat.
00:20:33Let's talk over there, shall we?
00:20:38Are you trying to embarrass me?
00:20:40I thought this was a date.
00:20:43A date?
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You're into your professor?
00:20:50I...
00:20:54I...
00:20:55Don't misunderstand this.
00:20:56You're only here because Anne's busy.
00:20:57Of course.
00:20:58It's professional.
00:20:59The jetty's ready.
00:21:00Let's continue the conversation on our island, Mr. Brian.
00:21:01Great.
00:21:02Lead the way.
00:21:03I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:04Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:05Not good.
00:21:06I am an idiot.
00:21:07I thought it was a date and it's not.
00:21:08And I'm out on my ass.
00:21:09Fuck this.
00:21:10Fuck this.
00:21:11I'm not a bad guy.
00:21:12I'm not a bad guy.
00:21:13I'm a bad guy.
00:21:14He's a bad guy.
00:21:15I'm a bad guy.
00:21:16You're not a bad guy.
00:21:17I'm a bad guy.
00:21:18I just can't get to break, can I?
00:21:23Hey, how are things going with Professor Hottie?
00:21:25Not good.
00:21:26I am an idiot.
00:21:27I thought it was a date and it's not.
00:21:28And I'm out on my ass.
00:21:30Fuck this.
00:21:38This day just keeps getting worse and worse.
00:21:41I'm thinking how loud I'm thinking.
00:21:49I don't even wanna play this game.
00:22:02Leo?
00:22:03You came?
00:22:08Run and don't make a sound.
00:22:10I don't wanna be found.
00:22:11Just keep my love on me down.
00:22:13But when I make it, I'm you.
00:22:20I couldn't leave you here alone.
00:22:22You are my assistant after all.
00:22:25That is very nice of you.
00:22:29I'm sorry about it earlier.
00:22:30I didn't explain myself quite clearly.
00:22:33But you did well.
00:22:36You shouldn't push yourself.
00:22:37Here, take this.
00:22:40I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:22:43Don't worry about me.
00:22:44I got this.
00:22:45I need to trip Leo forever.
00:22:46Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:22:50Once I was a lover.
00:22:51It's okay.
00:22:52I can do it myself.
00:22:53I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:22:54I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:22:55Don't worry about me.
00:22:56I got this.
00:22:57I'm gonna get you all wet.
00:22:58Don't worry about me.
00:22:59Don't worry about me.
00:23:00I got this.
00:23:01I need to trip Leo forever.
00:23:03I need to trip Leo forever.
00:23:04Tonight's the night we make an air.
00:23:05Once I was a lover.
00:23:06It's okay.
00:23:07I can do it myself.
00:23:08You want something to drink?
00:23:09I'm good.
00:23:10What's wrong?
00:23:11I got it.
00:23:24What's wrong?
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:35Damn it.
00:23:41Do you always have random hookups?
00:23:45There's a lesson from your professor.
00:23:48Every conclusion needs evidence.
00:23:54Let's back it up.
00:24:00Would you like to find out?
00:24:12He is so sexy.
00:24:18I almost forgot what his lips taste like.
00:24:24How many girls have just melted looking in those eyes?
00:24:28But I'm a professor.
00:24:34I won't take it that trivial.
00:24:36Seems like a gentleman to me.
00:24:38I've heard he's a total fuckboy and he hooks up with girls all night.
00:24:44So why did Lily say that?
00:24:52Miss Rose, I've drafted your divorce papers.
00:24:54Thank you, Harvey.
00:24:58Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:00Mia is married?
00:25:06Thank you, Harvey.
00:25:08Was that your parents?
00:25:12No.
00:25:14Actually, my parents are dead.
00:25:16I'm sorry.
00:25:17I'll take you home.
00:25:18You really don't have to do that.
00:25:22Thanks for the ride.
00:25:23Where were you?
00:25:24We were waiting for you.
00:25:25It's kind of a thing.
00:25:26Sorry.
00:25:27It's okay.
00:25:28We were just...
00:25:29I'm scared shitless.
00:25:30Okay?
00:25:31I'm glad you're all right.
00:25:33Hey!
00:25:34Miss Rose got home safe.
00:25:36So, I'm off to the bar.
00:25:38Oh, there was some guy there, though.
00:25:39He was, like, pushing her around.
00:25:40What?
00:25:41Who?
00:25:42I could have get a good look at him.
00:25:43I'll take it.
00:25:44I'll take it away.
00:25:45I'm sorry.
00:25:46I'm sorry.
00:25:47I'm sorry.
00:25:48I'm sorry.
00:25:49I'm sorry.
00:25:50I'm sorry.
00:25:51I'm sorry.
00:25:52I'm sorry.
00:25:53Hey.
00:25:54I'm sorry.
00:25:55I'm sorry.
00:25:56I'm sorry.
00:25:57I'm sorry.
00:25:58I'm sorry.
00:25:59I'm sorry.
00:26:00I'm sorry.
00:26:01I couldn't get a good look at him, but they went inside together.
00:26:06Now, she is obviously after you, so why don't you just fire her?
00:26:12We need her expertise, and as a professor, I should keep an eye on her.
00:26:17Yeah, good excuse.
00:26:20Look into her supposed husband.
00:26:31We haven't spent any time together.
00:26:43Could you please sleep with me tonight?
00:26:47We're getting a divorce after you graduate, so don't get any ideas.
00:26:54I'll come back after you're dressed.
00:27:01I won't let real near take you away from me.
00:27:16Wait, so he carried you home?
00:27:17He's totally in love with you.
00:27:19Advance congratulations on graduating early.
00:27:24It's him!
00:27:25Oh, no!
00:27:26Stay the fuck.
00:27:31Walk away from me.
00:27:33We are never going to happen?
00:27:36He's playing me like a damn puppet.
00:27:40You know how men are.
00:27:41They treat women like easy come, easy go.
00:27:45It's textbook Matthew effect.
00:27:47I showed my hand too soon.
00:27:49Don't give up that easy.
00:27:51We still have plan B.
00:27:53The cold shovel there!
00:27:56Maybe he's just stubborn.
00:27:57Take this.
00:28:03It was developed by my department.
00:28:04It can monitor the wearer's heartbeat and brain waves.
00:28:09Emma, you are a genius.
00:28:13Leo Bryan?
00:28:14You ain't seen nothing yet.
00:28:16I'm done.
00:28:38Breathe.
00:28:39Eating alone, Professor Brian?
00:28:42I usually lunch on my own, but you're welcome to join me.
00:28:46Just sorry for the misunderstanding.
00:28:48I just wanted to borrow this.
00:28:51You're not really my type.
00:29:07Oh, yeah. Nice work.
00:29:10He's definitely jealous.
00:29:26How can feelings just disappear like that?
00:29:30No.
00:29:34How can Mia say I'm not her type?
00:29:36It seems like you care about her more than you should, Professor.
00:29:41I found something on her husband.
00:29:49Seems like she's secretly married.
00:29:52None of her classmates know.
00:29:54We need a P.I.
00:29:59She's too innocent.
00:30:00I'm afraid that's someone who's going to take advantage of her.
00:30:03I've heard a lot of guys on campus are after her.
00:30:07She lives in a shady part of town.
00:30:10Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:30:18Professor Brian, I need the afternoon off.
00:30:22Why?
00:30:22Well, if you must know, I have a date.
00:30:27With who?
00:30:28Now, that is really none of your business.
00:30:32You can't.
00:30:33I need you this afternoon.
00:30:36Miss Assistant.
00:30:37And it's totally working.
00:30:47Please take me to shelter.
00:30:50Careful.
00:30:52What are you talking to?
00:30:54It's private.
00:30:56And what, are you trying to spy on your assistant?
00:30:58Why don't you help me pick something out?
00:31:00Which one do you like?
00:31:10Try it on.
00:31:12It's for a birthday present.
00:31:14How did you know that tomorrow's my birthday?
00:31:18Tomorrow's your birthday?
00:31:19And I'm starting to think that we are now.
00:31:43These are gorgeous.
00:31:48Are they really for me?
00:31:50I, um, actually they're a gift for someone else.
00:31:57If I didn't know better, I think this Mia was my wife.
00:32:01Sorry.
00:32:03Um, my mistake.
00:32:05Shit, is he interested in someone else?
00:32:10Pick up the pace, Mia.
00:32:25Mia.
00:32:26Hold on.
00:32:33You look beautiful on them.
00:32:34Now, why would you give me something so nice?
00:32:38If you don't look good, it makes me look like a bad boss.
00:32:42Here.
00:32:44Have this fitness bracelet as a gift.
00:32:54Hey, what's up?
00:32:56Yes, I will see you at the bar later tonight.
00:33:02Who are you going out with?
00:33:04Who are you going out with?
00:33:08I am off the clock, boss.
00:33:11Don't worry about me.
00:33:14She lives in a shady part of town.
00:33:17Girls in bars get harassed there all the time.
00:33:20You can't go out to a bar at night.
00:33:23It's dangerous.
00:33:24What, what, do you like me or something?
00:33:29Just admit you're jealous.
00:33:32You're not going out tonight.
00:33:34You're going back to the lab to run some tests.
00:33:39But I need to be with SAP.
00:33:40What is this?
00:34:00What is this?
00:34:01What is this?
00:34:05That is a luminol test.
00:34:11The hydrogen peroxide reacts with the alkaline.
00:34:14It makes this oxidization with the iron, which...
00:34:18Explain it like I'm five.
00:34:21Take us, for example.
00:34:24We reacted before we even knew it.
00:34:27Kind of looks like a galaxy, don't you think?
00:34:31It does.
00:34:32Your heart is racing.
00:34:40It must be broken.
00:34:45Midnight.
00:34:48Happy birthday.
00:34:51You've worked hard today.
00:34:53Make a wish.
00:34:55I haven't even begun to think about that.
00:34:58I have an idea.
00:35:02You know, it's a shame that the stars aren't out tonight.
00:35:25I'm wrong.
00:35:28Mia.
00:35:32Oh, my God.
00:35:33It's beautiful.
00:35:34Well done for sharks.
00:35:43I don't know.
00:35:51I don't know.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:35:57You know, I haven't really gotten a chance to look at the stars since my parents passed.
00:36:09So, thank you, Professor Greta.
00:36:13It's my pleasure.
00:36:22Professor, I'm a dreamer.
00:36:26You're drunk.
00:36:27You're drunk.
00:36:29Step number five, and Mia's called to romance, take risks.
00:36:36Mia's called to romance, take five minutes.
00:36:40Why are you naked?
00:36:59What happened last night?
00:37:04Are you afraid we forgot to cuddle?
00:37:06Oh, dumbass.
00:37:07Remember.
00:37:08Remember.
00:37:09Remember.
00:37:10Remember.
00:37:11Remember.
00:37:12Remember.
00:37:13Maybe.
00:37:14Never.
00:37:14Bye.
00:37:19Bye.
00:37:21Bye.
00:37:21Bye.
00:37:23Bye.
00:37:23oh god that was close why are you so relieved back up professor you getting cold feeds
00:37:54remember it was you that kissed me the day we met total accident i swear my bad
00:38:01let me go shower
00:38:14this data is all over the place
00:38:22maybe he does like me
00:38:27holy shit they slept together
00:38:36i need another favor
00:38:53can you take some divorce papers to my husband
00:38:57oh sure bessie let's meet at the bar
00:39:03utilizing the halo effect is step nine in mia's guide to romance
00:39:08edward l thorndyke theorized that we completely overlook red flags when we're in love
00:39:14no no i i'm i'm not in love with him
00:39:22careful ma'am
00:39:24oh it's blinding
00:39:26um i have to go write some essays
00:39:38my old thesis is out the window science is a joke
00:39:42you got me there certainly no scientific explanation for that hello
00:39:55hello
00:39:56lily oh my gosh how are you
00:39:59i'm feeling great my boyfriend is so obsessed with me he's showing me with cash so lucky
00:40:07yeah you must have really good taste
00:40:10see that
00:40:11that's beautiful he must love spending money on you yes he does oh i do have a favor to ask you
00:40:25would you mind giving these divorce papers to my husband please please don't rush me
00:40:34actually is that it i have to go lily what's gotten into you you've been acting different
00:40:40ever since you started dating that guy can i at least meet him or it's okay he's a very busy
00:40:47man i i have to go uh hi you sure have some generous friends mia what's that supposed to mean
00:40:57she saw you like the necklace so much she let you keep them and for free too
00:41:04i should give this back
00:41:05hey cutie you're here to pick me up i was on the way
00:41:17uh i feel so sick what's wrong
00:41:23uh can we go
00:41:25yeah professor brian what are you doing here my friend she lost this necklace trying to get back to
00:41:38her
00:41:46i gotta find her sorry
00:42:01she has a necklace i gave you how do you know her
00:42:05i know her from high school we were both named mia so we were obviously friends
00:42:11why are you hiding from her
00:42:14she wants me to lend her some cash not interested
00:42:18yep she's the worst should stay away from her
00:42:24i know her what you're saying doesn't sound like you two are friends
00:42:29i guess i'll give it to her later
00:42:41may rose i'm grace your mother-in-law
00:42:44sweetheart i heard you want a divorce
00:42:55that's true but you don't have to worry about me
00:43:02my son gave this to you right no actually that's my friend lily's impossible i helped them pick it
00:43:10out i'm positive lily accepted a gift from him mia i promised your mom i'd look after you
00:43:20please talk to my son
00:43:30good luck sticking how's your experiment coming along well if you look at the graph here you can see the
00:43:35time and location cut to the point okay he kissed me and his heart rate reached 130.
00:43:40130. mine would reach 132 if i got one million in grants what more do you want from me how about a
00:43:47video of him saying that he loves you what who's in love with mia
00:43:51she has a secret admirer i think we need to congratulate her really who i have no idea my office now
00:44:08am i here just so you can watch me work running a launch for the new ai next week after that
00:44:24i'm leaving what remember about your credits mia you've been a great assistant is he really leaving
00:44:33so he wants to make leo admit that he loves you the old farts playing matchmaker but he's leaving so
00:44:41soon do you have enough time never fear david is here quick what's step six to mia's guide to love
00:44:52make your target jealous exactly we need the perfect rival
00:45:06you need the perfect rival for leo
00:45:12the perfect
00:45:13we need to flirt so much that we make everybody jealous what are you doing you have got to be
00:45:25kidding me most influential authors of the center that's making me think like hey babe
00:45:35you up for lunch
00:45:36cat you're coming to the cafe with me i'm actually a little busy sounds fun
00:45:57you're coming to the cafe with me
00:46:01dang mia i can't get over just how gorgeous you are i feel the same way
00:46:08i just love how open and honest you are too slow time for the final blow you dare
00:46:17can't you see she's not into you you wish dude i know the code to her apartment we're like close close
00:46:32is that so yeah of course
00:46:40fine enjoy your dessert
00:46:42what just happened did we screw up don't worry about it we still have plan b
00:46:50david was telling the truth but he was spotted at her house
00:46:54so is he your husband uh no but the bi is still investigating go back to the office
00:47:03professor leo what a coincidence
00:47:05what's up for a match david here has been boxing ever since he was a kid you're on
00:47:25so no one cares about me
00:47:48don't worry i'll be careful just
00:47:49he seems to have you all riled up
00:48:07you're my assistant why can't you just be honest
00:48:14oh i'll get that
00:48:19i finally took the leap but
00:48:26could you get that it might be important
00:48:32looks like it's your mom
00:48:38mom oh hi um your wife and i are meeting up tonight i want you to come you and mia
00:48:44you and mia
00:48:51i can't i'm busy all right i'll see you there tonight hon
00:48:55um professor i need the night off
00:49:09fine i'll take you home
00:49:11you live here too yeah this is the place you know uh mia what
00:49:25i've got the research results on david he's actually
00:49:28who's david to you i've known him forever it's always been really good to me
00:49:37i've got somewhere to be
00:49:39i've got somewhere to be
00:49:44he seems upset
00:49:46i know it seems like it's working
00:49:54yeah
00:49:55hello sweetheart
00:49:57i'm great
00:49:58i'm sorry looks like leo stood us up
00:50:01it's okay no worries good now i don't have to explain why i had lily pretend to be me
00:50:07you were all alone at your wedding a year ago
00:50:20i do
00:50:24my son messed up because he was on humanitarian trip overseas i understand
00:50:30give him another chance he's working at your school now
00:50:34maybe it's fate
00:50:38really
00:50:43professor what are you doing here stay away from david he's
00:50:53you are wasted
00:50:55he's playing you yeah i know what they're my friends they always get drunk and stay at my place
00:51:01yeah yeah yeah yeah
00:51:03there are ways you bring him
00:51:05it's really no big deal
00:51:09no no no no no no no please
00:51:10yeah drink
00:51:11no no no no no no no no no please
00:51:14whoa whoa
00:51:16whoa
00:51:17leo
00:51:19what the hell is wrong with you
00:51:21he is drunk why would you do that
00:51:23i don't like when he takes advantage of you
00:51:36i'm gonna ask you one more time do you like me
00:51:43then start acting like my professor
00:51:47i'm sorry
00:51:48why am i disappointed i don't have feelings for him
00:51:56right
00:52:00i've been waiting for you forever
00:52:02sorry i missed dinner with my mom today
00:52:05i met your mom today i'm sure it's it's so bad that you couldn't come we had a great conversation
00:52:15she always wanted that ring
00:52:17um what ring the one she traded with your mom
00:52:22oh
00:52:27lily what's wrong can i ask you something
00:52:32you know the ring that your mom gave you
00:52:35you know the ring that your mom gave you
00:52:44yeah could you please borrow this to me
00:52:47oh lily you know i would do anything for you but
00:52:52that's the last thing my mom gave me before she passed away so
00:52:55it's fine but at least can you drink with me
00:53:01okay cheers to me
00:53:05cheers
00:53:25i'm so tired
00:53:39i'm so tired
00:53:51I need you to come to MIT tonight with me for a seminar.
00:54:03Why is everything so last minute with you?
00:54:06I have a life too, you know?
00:54:08So stop meddling.
00:54:10I am so pissed off.
00:54:13He always gets me heated.
00:54:18Is that Emma and David in there?
00:54:21I have a life too, I have a life too, I have a life too.
00:54:51Okay, actually, they are just...
00:54:53Oh no! You caught us!
00:54:58I won't let them take you from me, and you know what?
00:55:01Emma's hotter than you anyway, Mia!
00:55:02Oh my god!
00:55:08God, I hope I didn't get my ass kicked for nothing.
00:55:12And she still owes us big time, right, Emma?
00:55:16Emma, why are you so quiet?
00:55:22God!
00:55:22Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:25Who said you can kiss me?
00:55:27Emma!
00:55:28Wait!
00:55:28So you followed me because you were worried about me?
00:55:37You were right.
00:55:38I have to be honest.
00:55:48I'm meaning to ask.
00:55:50What is this actually for?
00:55:53It detects your heart, right?
00:55:54So you giving it to me was intentional?
00:56:14Shit, he can't see my plan.
00:56:16No!
00:56:29Professor Bryant.
00:56:34Professor Bryant.
00:56:37Call me Leo.
00:56:38Leo?
00:56:39Don't you think that's dangerous?
00:56:42I think we crossed that line a long time ago.
00:56:46What do you mean by that?
00:56:48I can't take my eyes off you.
00:56:50I'm always worried about you.
00:56:53Why?
00:56:54I don't need your sympathy.
00:56:59Do you know that I've been dreaming?
00:57:02Dreaming of a place away from home.
00:57:08A paradise in fear.
00:57:16What more do you want from me?
00:57:18How about a video of him saying that he loves you?
00:57:21Do you love me?
00:57:24I need some time.
00:57:32Okay, how's 24 days?
00:57:35That's oddly specific.
00:57:38I just can't wait.
00:57:42I need to take care of something first.
00:57:44What is it?
00:57:46Actually, I'm married.
00:57:54It was something my parents arranged.
00:58:01I swear, I haven't touched her.
00:58:06I'm going to handle it as soon as possible.
00:58:08It's too late for that.
00:58:11Get out.
00:58:12If I had known he was married, I never would have gone after him.
00:58:29Sorry, I sent the wrong picture.
00:58:31This is my son.
00:58:32Let's go diving sometime.
00:58:34You look so familiar.
00:58:35I am on the wilderness safari.
00:58:43Leave a message if you need anything.
00:58:44Do you want a divorce?
00:58:56I shouldn't have had you move in.
00:59:00Take this as an apology.
00:59:02Let's talk about this later.
00:59:03I don't feel very good.
00:59:07Can we stay like this?
00:59:13It's my parents' death anniversary very soon.
00:59:18I've already made up my mind.
00:59:27I'm not moving out.
00:59:30Then I'm leaving.
00:59:39It's her.
00:59:45Again.
00:59:48What do you want from me?
00:59:51Well, we both hate Mia, right?
00:59:55Such a bitch took my spot on Professor Brian's project team.
00:59:59Not to mention, she's a homewrecker.
01:00:02Such a bitch.
01:00:04What do you think about revenge?
01:00:07Let's take her down.
01:00:08What's the plan?
01:00:09Here are the plans for the press conference.
01:00:35Professor, what's your wife like?
01:00:37She means nothing to me.
01:00:41Then why did you marry her?
01:00:44Mia.
01:00:46Sorry, I...
01:00:47If I crush this press conference,
01:00:50then can you promise me something?
01:00:54What?
01:00:55Promise me you'll introduce me to your wife.
01:00:57You really want to meet her?
01:01:07This is going to be the best press conference anyone has ever seen.
01:01:11All right.
01:01:18Ross.
01:01:21Whoa, he really does look like Liam.
01:01:24What, are they twins or something?
01:01:25Did Lily give your husband those divorce papers?
01:01:29No.
01:01:30She's been avoiding me for some reason.
01:01:35Do you think Lily's new boy toy is your husband?
01:01:40I want to put it past her.
01:01:41There's no way.
01:01:42We've been best friends for forever.
01:01:45Anyway, can someone help me with the conference?
01:01:49I need to figure out how to get more engagement.
01:01:53Oh, my God.
01:01:55What's wrong?
01:01:58Someone's calling Mia a homewrecker on the campus forums.
01:02:01Shit.
01:02:01No one's going to believe her.
01:02:03What are we going to do?
01:02:04Those people are so crazy.
01:02:13Talking about you are disgusting.
01:02:16You shouldn't have to go through this.
01:02:19Thanks.
01:02:20It's like every time I open my phone.
01:02:22Oh, wait.
01:02:25Take this.
01:02:28This guy helps me a lot.
01:02:30He helped me to delay the application once.
01:02:33He's a kind of weird person, but he's also reliable.
01:02:39Are you sure?
01:02:40Absolutely.
01:02:41Just tell him Wilson to you, and then he might be giving you a discount.
01:02:48Okay.
01:02:51Remember to say a good word for me to Professor Brian.
01:02:56Yeah.
01:03:03I've already wiped 90% of the search results.
01:03:22Want me to take care of the Twitter mirrors, too?
01:03:25Um, yeah, for sure.
01:03:30It's amazing.
01:03:31You're amazing.
01:03:33People have no idea what real digital control means.
01:03:36You know?
01:03:36I can even make every man forget you've ever existed.
01:03:51Wait.
01:03:53Picture on row.
01:03:54No.
01:04:03Nelson, come with me now.
01:04:09What are you doing?
01:04:11What are you doing?
01:04:12Somebody help me.
01:04:14Stop it.
01:04:19Somebody help me.
01:04:21I'll take care of you, all right?
01:04:33The police are on the way.
01:04:37Come on.
01:04:37Get the hell out of here.
01:04:39Go.
01:04:40It's okay.
01:04:41You're safe now.
01:04:44You're safe now.
01:04:48I'm so glad you're okay.
01:04:49Okay.
01:04:51Thank you for saving me.
01:04:54I'm still so scared even now.
01:04:57I was afraid I might lose you.
01:05:02You should get some rest.
01:05:03Follow you right wherever you go, whatever you do.
01:05:32No kissing.
01:05:34No kissing.
01:05:34Not yet.
01:05:36Why?
01:05:38You have a wife.
01:05:41Hello.
01:05:41In the middle of the night, no matter what dream I was.
01:05:55See you at the conference tomorrow, Professor Byron.
01:05:59In the middle of the night.
01:06:01In the middle of the night.
01:06:04Follow you right.
01:06:08Humans crave intimacy.
01:06:11Unfortunately, we find it hard to express ourselves.
01:06:15The Bryan Group's AI uses emotional computing to expand the limits of virtual cocaine each other.
01:06:20And I can't believe I did it.
01:06:27I can't believe I did it.
01:06:29You did a great job.
01:06:31I'll keep my promise.
01:06:32Please welcome Mr. Leo Bryan, CEO of Bryan Group.
01:06:41And thank you to Mia Rose for a wonderful speech.
01:06:45I couldn't have said it better myself.
01:06:48The Bryan Group is at the forefront of AI companionship technology.
01:06:53And with your help, we plan to continue that for many years to come.
01:06:58Leo, Bryan, and Mia Rose.
01:07:01He's my...
01:07:06He's my husband.
01:07:17Hello, everyone.
01:07:23Let me introduce myself as Leo's wife.
01:07:29What were you doing?
01:07:30How long are you going to hide me, baby?
01:07:34Hey, let's go this way.
01:07:35Come on, babe.
01:07:35Let me go!
01:07:37Leo, I love you!
01:07:40Let me go!
01:07:41Leo, baby, I love you.
01:07:43Why are you doing this to me?
01:07:52What are you doing this to me?
01:07:54Let me go!
01:07:56I mean, what happened?
01:07:58We just saw Mia running out.
01:08:00Where did she go?
01:08:01Where did she go?
01:08:01You're useless as ever.
01:08:04You're useless as ever.
01:08:20Once a crybaby, always a crybaby.
01:08:23Really?
01:08:23Actually, I should thank you, because Mia and Leo hit it off, and I moved in with him.
01:08:34What?
01:08:36Well, you know him.
01:08:38He's icy.
01:08:40But not with me, of course.
01:08:42You are ruining everything.
01:08:47Why wouldn't you tell me sooner?
01:08:51He didn't want to hurt your feelings.
01:08:53But he said he would get rid of you.
01:08:56I know, Leon.
01:08:58He would never do that to me.
01:09:00Oh, yeah?
01:09:02Well, let's wait and see who we all choose.
01:09:05Mia!
01:09:21Mia!
01:09:21Mia!
01:09:25Where the hell is Mia?
01:09:28I know where she is.
01:09:30Where?
01:09:35Why did you crash the press conference?
01:09:45She's there.
01:09:46You did that on purpose.
01:09:56Yes, and if I can't have you, no one can.
01:10:02Mia!
01:10:09The final step in Mia's guide to romance.
01:10:12An avoidant attachment style can protect you.
01:10:16From getting hurt.
01:10:19Mia, I'm sorry.
01:10:21I didn't mean to get you wrapped up in all of this.
01:10:25Nothing happened.
01:10:27Please, believe me.
01:10:28Leo, it's all my fault.
01:10:31I'm not good at expressing myself.
01:10:35I kept ignoring my feelings for you.
01:10:38I'm sorry.
01:10:39I started all of this.
01:10:42You don't have to forgive me.
01:10:43Just, please, let me come in and make sure you're okay.
01:10:48Mia?
01:10:48Guess what?
01:10:56I have a bunny to open.
01:10:58I have a bunny to open.
01:10:58I have a bunny to open.
01:11:09I have a bunny to open.
01:11:10I have a bunny to open.
01:11:11I have a bunny to open.
01:11:12Maya, I have a bunny to open.
01:11:13Professor Bryan?
01:11:13I need to come clean.
01:11:15this has been an experiment all along an experiment i've been using you as a guinea
01:11:24pig to prove my research yeah what are you talking about i've been planning this from
01:11:30the beginning this fitness tracker i've been using it to collect data i never really loved
01:11:38you so now we're even i don't believe you experiment is over we're over
01:11:48you couldn't your experiment why i just can't do it at worst case scenario just graduate late
01:12:00okay graduate late that's not like you sorry to disappoint you professor
01:12:07wait are you crying what's wrong
01:12:26me i don't have much time i'm going away on a business trip safe travels please i want to
01:12:34tell you something just listen to me i what's that i know you have a wife and i know she's pregnant
01:12:45take care
01:12:46you look like a mess man thanks why don't you expose lily for the bitch that she is
01:13:09because she used to be my friend and besides she's pregnant now
01:13:15how do you know it's leo's it doesn't matter okay leo left and he's already dead to me
01:13:26stop moving around
01:13:27yeah you know what get your ass up we're going to the graduation party tonight
01:13:34all i remember is we stayed up way past three
01:13:40i think we're falling hard and i blame gravity
01:13:44now it's morning to catch your breath
01:13:47hold your breath
01:13:49not the halo effect again
01:14:06split the wishbone to the straws
01:14:14i had no idea professor brian was going to be here tonight
01:14:18i heard he's a starry knight
01:14:20that's a stupid name
01:14:22come on the starry night fall is a school tradition
01:14:26every year the student council picks three nights and at the end of the ball we get to bid for it to see who gets the chance to dance
01:14:33it's fun isn't it
01:14:35it's today you should place a bid or are you going to watch him dance with somebody else
01:14:39emma cut it out okay i didn't come here to dance with leo
01:14:43i came here for the student lineup photos so he can dance with whoever he wants to
01:14:49come on mia it's been a whole week
01:14:51are you really going to wear this gorgeous dress just to hide in the corner like some paint on the wall
01:14:55are you really okay with this
01:14:59look at him standing there like nothing ever happens
01:15:03taking up all that attention from those love-struck girls
01:15:06even if you are moving on
01:15:09you should at least tell him to his face
01:15:11where's the careless mirror from before
01:15:12don't you want to know he's thinking
01:15:14don't you have the guts to place a bid
01:15:17hey everybody welcome to the starry knight party
01:15:25first up please welcome our knights of the starry knight
01:15:29first up we'll auction off sir leo bryan
01:15:34five hundred
01:15:42six hundred
01:15:44eight hundred
01:15:49one thousand
01:15:52one thousand five hundred
01:15:54one thousand five hundred
01:15:56look they're about to get what they want
01:15:58maybe he's waiting for you
01:16:00don't you want to know what he has to say
01:16:01two thousand
01:16:03two thousand a year
01:16:05or maybe he'll tell amy that ria is such a fool
01:16:09three thousand dollars
01:16:19three thousand coin once
01:16:24three thousand coin twice
01:16:26and soul
01:16:29three thousand
01:16:32five thousand
01:16:34and
01:16:38and
01:16:39oh
01:16:40and
01:16:42You can hurt me as much as you like.
01:17:00You paid for me.
01:17:03Should we end this now?
01:17:06Don't be so hasty, doctor.
01:17:09What's that supposed to be?
01:17:12You're the real Mia.
01:17:18My Mia.
01:17:21Although I'd have to admit, getting someone to pretend to be you is creative.
01:17:29Lily isn't pregnant.
01:17:31Anson checked.
01:17:34The tests were fake.
01:17:37What?
01:17:40Should we get out of here?
01:17:42Mrs. Bryant.
01:17:53Are you in a rush or something?
01:17:55I'm just trying to make up for lost time.
01:17:58We can't turn back the clock.
01:18:01So let's make the most of every moment now.
01:18:03To face this wild world.
01:18:09So, what's your theory behind our love?
01:18:12So shine bright.
01:18:16Let me run some calculations.
01:18:22And then?
01:18:24You have to say the magic words.
01:18:26I love you.
01:18:32Nothing can stop you.
01:18:35No, nothing can stop you.
01:18:39Follow your heart and we'll stay wrong.
01:18:42Go, get out.
01:18:51You can't do this to me.
01:18:53You're just a maid.
01:18:55I'm going to say this to Leo.
01:18:57I'm not a maid.
01:18:59I am his mother.
01:19:00There he is.
01:19:02Go ahead.
01:19:03Tell him.
01:19:05Leo!
01:19:05Leo!
01:19:05Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:15Mia, you tricked me to!
01:19:18Then why did you steal her ring?
01:19:21Mia, I'm so sorry.
01:19:23I missed you.
01:19:23Don't ever speak to me again.
01:19:27Don't touch me.
01:19:29Mia!
01:19:29If you change your mind, you have three more days to submit your paper.
01:19:40Thank you so much, Professor.
01:19:42What was that?
01:19:47So, congratulations, Dr. Rose.
01:19:50Thank you, Professor Hugo.
01:19:56Congratulations, baby.
01:19:58Hey, looks like my experiment is over.
01:20:02I am not done researching.
01:20:04How much have I been here?
01:20:11Hey!
01:20:12You stole something.
01:20:14What?
01:20:15Come closer.
01:20:16Closer.
01:20:21There.
01:20:22Now we're even.
01:20:25Emma!
01:20:26Wait!
01:20:27I've been waiting for you.
01:20:35If you don't know what to do with you, please.
01:20:38Leo?
01:20:38Are you here?
01:20:48Leo?
01:20:50Are you here?
01:20:52Are you here?
01:20:56You're just in time.
01:21:01Leo, you did all of this for me.
01:21:04I'll never be alone again.
01:21:16Me, Rose.
01:21:18Will he be my wife?
01:21:21Again.
01:21:26Me, Rose.
01:21:29Will he be my wife?
01:21:31Again.
01:21:33Of course.
01:21:50By the way, I saw your little whiteboard experiment the first time I came here.
01:21:57What?
01:21:58I'm just glad I was your guinea pig.
01:22:00Looks like you've been standing up on me as a guide to romance.
01:22:04I've done some research of my own.
01:22:08Can we talk about anything else?
01:22:12No.
01:22:13Your professor has some academic theories he'd like to discuss with you.
01:22:17For example, where he should begin kissing you.
01:22:25Here.
01:22:26Here.
01:22:30Here.
01:22:35Here.
01:22:40It's all that I want.
01:22:42All that I'm asking.
01:22:44Here.
01:22:44Right, Professor Bryant.
01:22:53I think we should continue this conversation elsewhere.
01:22:56Love, love, love me as I am.
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