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00:00I can't believe we're doing this.
00:10You should have let me pick out a better place.
00:12I mean, I could have got one set up at the Ritz.
00:15No, this is perfect.
00:18And if you'd like to fill in your names,
00:21I can then marry you here in the Chapel of Aphrodite.
00:25Uh, Carter, what's your last name?
00:32You're getting married and you don't know his last name?
00:46Too bad this is a completely fake marriage,
00:49because I could get used to that.
00:51I understand, sir.
00:53You just want to get straight to the honeymoon.
00:55I'm glad you understand, sir.
01:04Excellent.
01:05Now if you'd just walk this way.
01:10Stop!
01:11Stop the wedding!
01:15Stop the wedding!
01:17I've finally got you, Boston.
01:22Ooh!
01:26We're good?
01:27Yeah?
01:28Alright.
01:31Uh, you got me flowers?
01:33You're doing me a favour.
01:34It's the least I can do it.
01:36Trust me, I'm not.
01:38You're the one helping me.
01:40Weyland.
01:45Where are you hiding my cash, bitch?
01:47You gambled it all away!
01:50Liar!
01:53Hey!
01:54My golem heart!
01:55Come on!
01:56Get up!
01:59Well, look who's here.
02:00If it isn't the ungrateful fucking brat!
02:02Ghostbusters!
02:03I now pronounce you man and wife!
02:04You may now kiss your bride!
02:05You may now kiss your bride!
02:06You may now kiss your bride!
02:08I'm just sorry.
02:09This dude...
02:10Jaha...
02:11Wait, does this birth work?
02:24Who is she?
02:30Right.
02:31What is your birth work?
02:34Who is she?
02:36who is she your birthmark it's a unusual oh yeah um I always wondered if my
02:49birth mom had one like it that ever find her that way um I was a foster kid I was
02:56found after being hit by a car and I don't remember anything before that
03:02is it important to you my family was Carter listen to me she's the one I can
03:13feel it in my bones if I agree to do this you promise you will take your meds
03:20all right if I guess my grandpa take his meds I'd marry a troll gee thanks I guess
03:32I got lucky what's this these are the keys to my home it's her home now and I'll
03:40charge whatever you want under this credit card as long as you keep my
03:43grandpa happy your grandpa only said we needed to get married he didn't say we
03:48have to live together if you're gonna be my wife we're gonna live together and
03:54when I'm not what do I do that answer that I'll meet you later sign
04:08mom grab your things I'm coming to get you we're moving out
04:14it's just a match and this is a perfect arrangement no sex no emotional
04:29attachment no complications
04:31it should look okay
04:34mom oh my god you're bleeding you should go now no no come he needs to get out of
04:47here come on I'm taking you with me look Donnie your wife is home
04:51you know there is something useful you could do Donnie's offered me three grand if I give you to
05:06him you can't you wouldn't oh Mia you look just as fresh and tasty as ever
05:15so we got a deal oh yeah I'll wait to wrap this pretty present don't you
05:24fucking touch me you will do as you're told you ungrateful fucking brat
05:29thank God this is the last time I will ever see you mom we're leaving and we're never coming back
05:39okay you will do as you're told or I'll fucking make you I'm calling the fucking
05:50cops like they're gonna listen to a skank like you maybe they'll listen to my
05:55husband's that
05:59you're trying to fucking get me well do it buddy now
06:06the bitch is lying I'll show you
06:18this is Mia's parents house I can't why she's so desperate to get away from this
06:22dumb
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