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00:00It's my last year at school. Everyone is in love.
00:25Except me.
00:30Let's see what little loser Lindsey's writing about. Is she calculating the probability of ever getting a date?
00:41Give me back my notebook.
00:43Oh my god. You wanna lose your virginity before graduation?
00:48You're still a virgin?
00:51I have the perfect guy for you.
00:53See that little fatty over there?
00:55I think maybe if we cover up your ugly face in some chocolate, you might just have a shot.
00:59I'm not like you. I don't fall for guys who are as dumb and shallow as your boyfriends.
01:04Are you saying I have bad taste in men?
01:06I'm saying it's not my fault that your two-timing ex-boyfriends gave you an STD.
01:14What's that Lindsey?
01:15You're gonna get a boyfriend with an 8-pack and make out with him in front of the entire school?
01:20And if it doesn't happen this semester, you're gonna run around naked for everyone to see?
01:26Wow, Lynn!
01:27I never said that.
01:28She couldn't even bag a loser from the robotics team, much less a guy with an 8-pack.
01:32Yeah, that prude little version would never agree to a dare like that.
01:37Who said I wouldn't?
01:38I guess we'll see then, won't we?
01:40Either you show up with your boyfriend with an 8-pack, or you run around naked for everyone to see.
01:47I'd get a boob job now if I were you.
01:53You just wait and see.
01:55Kyle, why can't you pretend to be my boyfriend?
01:58We don't even go to the same school, no one would know.
02:01Do you want me to commit social suicide?
02:03Sorry Liz, I just can't be your fake boyfriend because...
02:07I'm... well...
02:11Are you kidding me?
02:13We are supposed to be best friends!
02:16You guys are dating behind my back!
02:18How could you not tell me?
02:20Hey, uh, it's your 18th birthday, just blow out the candle and wish for a boyfriend.
02:25Yeah.
02:26God, please send me a hot boyfriend.
02:31I don't want to run around the school naked.
02:44What the heck?
02:46My wish came true.
02:56Hey, Linz, I'll be working late tonight.
03:07Happy 18th, little sis!
03:10I've got a special gift to kick off your first year of adulthood.
03:13It's one of my company's latest high-tech products.
03:16It's designed to feel just like real skin.
03:18Honestly, it might be better than a real boyfriend.
03:21Enjoy! XOXO!
03:23Better than human.
03:26You can talk, too?
03:29God, technology's impressive.
03:32Julie must have spent a fortune on you.
03:35You're the most hyper-realistic robot I've ever seen.
03:38What?
03:40Aren't you a... a sex robot?
03:44I'm not a robot.
03:48You're real?
03:49And why are you naked in my bed?
03:52You pervert!
03:56Can you stop?
03:57This is Coach Johnson's place, right?
03:59Yeah. I'm the new starter.
04:01You know my dad?
04:02Yeah.
04:03I've never seen you before.
04:05And?
04:19Go get it!
04:20Oh shit!
04:22Can you just be quiet, please?
04:23And I will explain everything.
04:36So, why are you in my house?
04:39I'm here to play football at Maple Hill Academy.
04:42Coach Johnson, he got me a scholarship and said that he'd house me here.
04:45So, I'll be staying here until the end of the season.
04:47So, you're like an exchange student.
04:50But why are you in my room?
04:53A naked, no less total pervert!
04:56Okay, you're the one who thought I was a sex robot and got to second base without my consent.
05:00So, who's the pervert here?
05:02It was dark in my room.
05:04But you shouldn't be my bed anyway.
05:06Come on, I'll show you to the guest room.
05:07No, no, no!
05:29Geez, his eyelashes are longer than mine.
05:33He's gorgeous.
05:34Wait, why don't I ask him to be my boyfriend?
05:37I could totally kill my sexless loser image if I slept with him.
05:41What are you doing?
05:44It's my dad.
05:46Lindsey!
05:49Lindsey!
05:50Wayne!
05:51Looks like you two have already met.
05:53Getting along just fine.
05:55Um, that's not the point, Dad.
05:58Didn't he want to tell me that a stranger was living in our house?
06:00Sorry, Lindsey.
06:03Wayne's scholarship didn't cover boarding.
06:05I had no choice but to take him in.
06:07So you just stuck him in my room?
06:09Oh, I'm sorry.
06:10That was...
06:11That was my bad.
06:12I went into the wrong room.
06:13I didn't know.
06:14Your door's first door on the left.
06:16Have a good night, Wayne.
06:17Need to talk to Lindsey.
06:19Thanks, Coach.
06:21Have a good night.
06:25Thanks.
06:26Dad?
06:31Lizzie, Wayne is a star player.
06:34It took a lot of hard work to get him here.
06:36He's going to take our team to the next level.
06:39I hope you can leave him alone and not distract him.
06:43Me? Distract him?
06:45Dad, it's my birthday today and the first thing you say when you walk in is to not distract your star player.
06:51God, you only care about football.
06:52You were too busy with the team to see mom before she dies.
06:56You know what?
06:57I should have never thought you were going to change.
06:59I won't distract your star player.
07:07Does she not remember me?
07:10Blueboard 2!
07:11Wayne, stay focused!
07:13Ready!
07:14Yes!
07:18That must be the new kid, Wayne Adams.
07:20Everyone says he's getting approached by all the top universities.
07:26Okay, well everybody knows that all the hotties at this school are mine.
07:30Wayne Adams is no exception.
07:32No one is to go after him.
07:34Understood?
07:39Watch out!
07:40No!
07:41No!
07:42No!
07:52Hi!
07:53Hey, Lindsay!
07:54You okay?
07:55Let me bring you some help.
07:56Come on.
07:57What a pick-me girl.
07:58She clearly just did that to get Wayne's attention.
08:02Lindsay, hey!
08:03You okay?
08:04You okay?
08:06What do you think?
08:07It hurts.
08:08Why did you throw yourself in front of the ball?
08:10The girl was in a wheelchair.
08:13What was I supposed to do?
08:15None of this would have happened if you didn't throw the ball off the field.
08:19Okay, I will take ownership for that problem.
08:22He's tall, cute, gentle...
08:41He's just my type.
08:43But Dad said not to get involved with him.
08:46with him. Hey, Lindsay, I have a party later tonight, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted
08:57to join me. Dad! Wayne! Coach, practice isn't over. You can't leave in the middle of practice.
09:07If you skip out again, it just might affect the college recommendation letter. I'm writing for
09:11you. Dad, it wasn't Wayne's fault. Lindsay! What did I tell you last night? Dad, I'm hurt.
09:18I'm literally bleeding. Show us how much you care about your daughter.
09:22Hey! If I'm not mistaken, you had the nerve to talk to Wayne Adams in class today. So if I were you,
09:44I would go to the bathroom and see what you actually look like, because you probably scared him half to
09:49death. Can you leave her alone? Lindsay, I'm fine. Don't worry, I got your back. What do you want?
09:57I want to make an announcement. I, the captain of the cheerleading team, am going to win over
10:03Wayne Adams, the new football star. And all you losers better stay far away from him. You're all
10:09too basic for him anyway. Fine by me. Cut the act. I know you're into him.
10:14See, I knew it. Face it, Lindsay. He's way out of your league. He wouldn't give you a second glance,
10:23even if you were naked in his bed. Everyone is sick and tired of looking at those badly drawn,
10:31uneven eyebrows. What? Well, with the way that you worship the ground Wayne walks on,
10:36I would think that you're his dog. I'm sorry. Maybe. The world doesn't revolve around empty-headed
10:41clout chasers like you. How dare you. That's better. Now you're not so horrible to look at.
11:03What's going on? Wayne, she did this to me. She ruined my clothes. She put disgusting spaghetti all
11:10over me. You know, I'm pretty sure I wasn't talking to you. Lindsay, are you okay? Never better.
11:18And for you, don't bother her again, because I'm pretty sure Lindsay wouldn't do something like this
11:23unless she was provoked. Come on. This isn't over, Lindsay. Hey, I brought you something.
11:33Thanks. Lindsay, Wayne is a star player. Leave him alone. Lindsay, he's way out of your league.
11:42They're right. He deserves someone better. If I can't be with him, I could at least ask him to hook
11:48me up with one of his buddies. Is everything okay? Yeah, it's just petty girl stuff. Look, so you know
11:56how you invited me to that party? Are you still willing to take me? Of course, yeah. Why?
12:02Maybe you can introduce me to your friends. Why are you suddenly interested in my friends?
12:07I don't want to admit that I'm hoping to find a boyfriend through him.
12:10Hmm. That sounds a bit lame. Well, we live together now. And I want to get to know you better.
12:17She wants to get to know me better? And your friends are probably just as hot as you.
12:22That's a great sign. Hmm. Yeah. Sure. I'll, uh, I'll see you after school.
12:30Great. I'll see you.
12:34Hey, Wayne. What do you think about my outfit? Do you think you're
13:04friends are going to like it? Yeah. Okay, great. Let's go then.
13:12Hey. What's up? What's up, bro? How are you? I won't have to streak as long as I find a boyfriend
13:17today. What's up, cutie with the glasses? You guys want to play a game? Definitely. All right.
13:24Hey, guys.
13:29Lindsay. Oh my God. You're never going to find a boyfriend wearing that. You look like you're going
13:37to a church bake sale. You better be working on your angles because I'm bringing the whole damn
13:42paparazzi to your streak across campus. Was that you, Alyssa? Sorry, I didn't recognize you without the
13:48pasta on your head. Why don't you worry less about me and more about that bird's nest on your head?
13:55Lindsay, what streak is Alyssa talking about? Oh, it's nothing.
14:02All right. I broke into my dad's liquor cabinet. Who wants to play Spin the Bottle Truth or Dare?
14:07Oh, yeah. Let's go.
14:17Oh.
14:21Truth. Name the last three people you've kissed.
14:25I've never kissed anyone.
14:31Oh my God. I mean, I knew you were a virgin, but I didn't know you've never even kissed anybody.
14:36Oh.
14:47Oh. You already picked Truth. Gotta do a dare.
14:52Wait, I know. How about I help you get your first kiss?
14:56Since you're the only girl wearing glasses, how about you kiss the only boy wearing glasses?
15:01Dorks gotta stay together, right?
15:06What? Suddenly not down to play anymore? Well, go do a handstand if you can't kiss a social reject.
15:16You can't be serious and wearing a mini dress. Say you're a coward. Who said I was?
15:22Lindsay, we can go home if you don't want to continue playing.
15:25It's okay. Everyone deserves to be kissed.
15:28We shouldn't talk down on Jeremy.
15:33That nerd has a name.
15:39So the bet is that Lindsay has to kiss the only boy wearing glasses, right?
15:43Wait, no.
15:43I can help.
15:45Wayne, that's cheating.
15:46Hey, Lindsay. Hey, the dare is to kiss somebody wearing glasses. Are you gonna kiss Lindsay?
15:52Wayne, that's cheating. If you want to help her so bad, then kiss that Jeremy guy.
15:56That's my dare. Nothing else counts.
15:58Wayne, I appreciate you trying to help, but I can't drag you into this. I can handle it.
16:03I'll protect you.
16:18You are still the same brave girl I've always known.
16:21I have to handle this on my own.
16:23Hold on. Just give me one second.
16:27Jeremy, you do think I can borrow your glasses?
16:32Thanks, buddy.
16:33You ready?
16:43Just to be clear, the dare is that Lindsay has to kiss the only boy wearing glasses, right?
16:48You ready for your first kiss?
17:03Your first kiss?
17:04Yes.
17:04If you were!
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