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Love Island Australia S7 EP 10
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00:00the boy that I would like to couple up with is make Tamara and Mateo made a steal the girl
00:16I would like to couple up with is lazy lazy you look pretty sharp weather yeah
00:24and after a recoupling the boy I would like to come up with is Rossi baby Connor Jocelyn
00:33Jana made a heartbreaking decision the boy I'd like to couple up with tonight is
00:39Kai and Cooper and his cowboy hat went bye bye yee-haw
00:47I can't tell if he likes me or not does Ross give a toss he physically seemed distant to me I
01:02thought we've just been a bit and the islanders sample some forbidden fruit it was sexy it was
01:11fun we're normally so vanilla but not everyone makes me look like a mug to compare that guy in
01:18likes the taste if you're gonna kiss your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex
01:25kiss your ex kiss your ex I'm done what do you mean you're gonna suck his face like what do you want
01:30me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off but how is that fair Kai just off just go
01:36what a joke hey
01:39a night of high drama and recoupling saw Jana having to choose between Cooper and ex-boyfriend Kai it was a
02:02simple choice her ex who allegedly cheated on her and has been macking on with her best friend in front
02:07of her or Cooper with whom she had no beef unfortunately for Cooper Jan is an absolute carnivore
02:15her ex-boyfriend I feel yeah I feel yeah I'm good yeah okay feeling
02:43don't think I like you
02:50I know
02:53sit
02:54um yeah I'm
02:58speechless eh
02:59oh that's a bit wet
03:04before anything I just want to let you know I didn't pick you
03:07to be with you I picked you because I know that you have a connection in here
03:12yeah I'm very grateful that you chose me yeah but that wouldn't have been easy
03:17for you yeah and I want you to pursue that because I know she likes you a lot
03:22and you like her a lot and I know that Cooper didn't really have a connection
03:28in here and I wouldn't feel comfortable um trying to get a connection with him
03:34so yeah
03:35I wanted to give you the chance with her even though it fucking kills me to watch
03:46but
03:46I appreciate that I actually really do that's actually really nice
03:53um yeah I'm actually stunned I don't even have a lot to say thank you
03:59um
04:00I don't even know how I met you actually no if I'm honest with you
04:05yeah I wanted to see you walk out of those doors so badly I'm not gonna lie
04:09but um yeah at the end of the day I'd rather hurt one person than two so
04:18that's very mature
04:21I hope Kai has the smarts tonight to know that I have the bed and he's on the day bed
04:29because yeah he owes me a solid after that
04:33fabulous
04:35I'm so good at this
04:36actually how many pillows am I getting there's gonna be no chair left
04:39there you go
04:39take a seat
04:41I've got a nice sort of thing going on with Tamara you know it's kind of
04:44what I wanted a model tall skinny beautiful coming in picking me
04:50it's great you know
04:52did you have an idea of who Mateo was gonna pick
04:55no
04:56I could not
04:58well yeah
04:59I thought he was gonna pick you on it
05:00I did too
05:01yeah that surprised me
05:03and then I knew she was gonna pick hard to be honest
05:06although yeah I did too
05:08I did too
05:09okay anyway
05:11give me a cuddle
05:12you're still a
05:32I swear to god fucking still I still hate your fucking guts
05:35oh my goodness me
05:38I think
05:39I'm just walking with his hand
05:41yeah he's still a gentleman
05:43still a gentleman but they literally hated each other
05:46yeah but that's a nice story isn't it
05:48that's like real love coming back
05:50do you think
05:51do you think that they could possibly
05:53like yeah
05:54I don't know if I meant to say that but I think it
05:58I know
05:59hey guys
06:00come hang out
06:01I don't really want to hang out with that
06:03if I'm honest with y'all
06:07I don't think
06:18I'll go have a chat
06:20after you do it on
06:22of course
06:22yeah
06:23yeah this whole situation
06:29has been really messy
06:31and I can understand that would have been really hard
06:34and weird thing for Jana
06:36yeah of course
06:37weird thing for him
06:38weird thing for me
06:40like
06:40it's the whole thing is just
06:42the biggest headache
06:44and a mess
06:45like
06:46that
06:47ex situation
06:48oh my god
06:49Mateo
06:50picking me
06:51I was not expecting that
06:53like
06:53babes
06:54the titties
06:56were in fact
06:56very blindsided
06:57especially my right one
06:59cause this one's like
07:00more like
07:01stronger
07:02like very more powerful
07:03she was blindsided babe
07:05your face
07:09but down there
07:09you'll fuck it
07:10babe I was not expecting that
07:12yeah
07:12yeah
07:13I didn't think you would be anyways
07:14but do you know what
07:14I feel like we did
07:16have a
07:17really cool chat
07:18mm
07:19you excited
07:19I'm curious
07:21yeah I'm
07:22honestly
07:23honestly honestly
07:24mixed emotions
07:26like
07:27yeah
07:27yeah mixed emotions
07:29um
07:30what do you mean
07:31like
07:33I
07:36I
07:36I don't know
07:40yeah
07:42cool
07:43yeah it's a weird
07:46weird situation
07:47like I feel like no guy
07:48wants to pick a girl
07:49and them having like
07:51that mixed emotions
07:52about that choice
07:53I know it was so like
07:54sudden and she hasn't
07:55had time to process it
07:56but it also gave me
07:57a sense of
07:58she doesn't really know
07:59100% what she wants
08:01so could you put it on me
08:03baby you've got one night
08:08so could you put it on me
08:10yeah
08:12and so you're sleeping
08:14on the day bed
08:15yeah I don't know
08:17I'm sleeping yet
08:17but yeah
08:18because I could go back to bed
08:19with old mate
08:19if you want
08:20no I don't know
08:21I don't want anything
08:21oh I don't want anything
08:23okay
08:24not at all
08:26hmm
08:26I genuinely did think
08:32that Kai was going to
08:33be going home tonight
08:34so I never want to take
08:35a kiss from Kai
08:37for granted again
08:38what
08:42um
08:44I'm happy
08:46I'm happy
08:49take your bloody hands
09:04out of your bloody pants
09:05shh
09:05stop making it sauce
09:07you just make it sauce
09:08yourself babe
09:09no I'm drawn
09:10down boy
09:12his peepee went yay yay
09:19and I was like
09:21nay nay
09:22sorry
09:23speaking of small erections
09:25did you know
09:26the villa team erected
09:27the teepee
09:28in just 30 minutes
09:29they're the best
09:30Irish queen Tamara
09:31now sits on this erection
09:33to chat to Mateo
09:34it's attention
09:35perverts
09:36hi
09:36how are you
09:37good how are you
09:38I just wanted to give you
09:39a minute
09:39to
09:40to breathe
09:42just yeah
09:42yeah
09:43nah
09:43I've kind of processed it
09:45and stuff
09:45I'm like
09:46happy now
09:47how do you feel
09:47I feel like
09:49Mick
09:50yeah of course
09:51who obviously I picked
09:52who's right there
09:54yeah
09:54he's very funny
09:59yeah he is
09:59he's got really good banter
10:01and I don't think
10:02everyone gets his humour
10:03what it do baby
10:04yeah
10:05but I think his humour
10:06is so funny
10:06like I think he's hysterical
10:08definitely
10:08so yeah I definitely
10:09was like
10:10out of everyone
10:11I was like
10:12I'll be the most comfortable
10:13yeah of course
10:14like with him
10:15or would you say
10:16your like
10:16ideal man is
10:18that you'd bring home
10:18to mum
10:19I feel like I just like
10:20someone who's funny
10:21and nice
10:22yeah okay
10:23who's got good family values too
10:24definitely
10:25looks wise
10:26tall dark and handsome
10:28tattered
10:29really
10:30like how tattered
10:32as tattered as possible
10:33yeah we definitely vibe
10:37like definitely vibe
10:38hey boys
10:39yeah
10:39Nancy boo
10:40hi
10:41how are you
10:41good
10:42you look happy chubby tonight
10:44do I
10:45yeah
10:45oh smiley
10:47I'm happy for you
10:48thanks babe
10:48she had a bit of a chat
10:50to Mateo down there though
10:51you alright
10:52no I feel good
10:52I think she has a vibe
10:54with um
10:55Mateo
10:56I find him mighty boring
10:57I don't really see Mateo
11:00as a threat
11:01if I'm honest
11:01like
11:02if anything
11:03he's a bit of a mini me
11:04but maybe not as cool
11:05so
11:05at the end of the day
11:06I'm in bed with her tonight
11:07and he's not
11:08what car do you drive
11:10an Audi
11:10really
11:11yeah
11:12yeah
11:12nice guess what I'll drive
11:13oh
11:14please
11:14okay
11:14no one ever guesses
11:16okay
11:17is it
11:18is it like a van
11:19it's a van
11:20oh my god
11:21nice look
11:21brand new fucking
11:22oh my god I win
11:23all the cars I've owned
11:24I've named right
11:26all the same
11:27nice
11:28my Audi's Anastasia
11:29my 50 shades
11:32yeah
11:32nice
11:33yeah
11:33nice
11:34come on
11:34it's an Audi
11:35and then the vans are
11:36because it's a French vanilla colour
11:38it's like a baguette
11:39because it looks like a baguette
11:41a baguette
11:42yeah
11:43I don't even know if it's baguette
11:44or baguette
11:45I say baguette
11:46oh my god
11:49oh my god
11:53oh my goodness
11:53I'm definitely surprised
11:55with how good my first chat
11:57is going with Mateo
11:57I definitely think I get
11:59butterfly vibes
12:00he makes me very like
12:02smiley
12:03and yeah
12:04I definitely feel like
12:05I kind of light up around him
12:06a little bit
12:06yeah I know
12:08sorry I'm just getting
12:09fucking lost in your eyes
12:11Jesus Christ
12:12it's crazy
12:23guys the Spanish culture minister is here for an inspection
12:34they think we're making a cooking show
12:36no kissing for the next 10 minutes
12:38I said no kissing
12:40no kissing
12:41what am I
12:41a joke to you
12:42so you're a saint or a sinner
12:46I don't know babe
12:47what's a saint
12:48a good person
12:50babe I think a saint
12:51no you're wrong
12:52you're wrong
12:53babe a saint is a devil
12:55and a sinner is a good person
12:56purple
12:57devil
12:58purple
12:58pink
12:59angel
13:00devil
13:01yeah mate are you colour blind or something
13:03that's purple
13:04and that's purple
13:04that is pink
13:05and that is pink
13:06yeah well you're a loser
13:07devil
13:08and you look awesome
13:09yeah so
13:10so what's your plan tonight
13:11get a whole bed to yourself
13:13yeah I want a bed to myself
13:14on a starfish
13:15I should be bleach blonde
13:19it looks like
13:20like obviously brunette
13:22but like golden
13:22aww
13:23you're so sweet
13:24is that yeah
13:25is that good
13:25I'm glad that's where you're going
13:26how are you going
13:27good
13:28chocolate
13:28I just feel like
13:31look
13:33I just feel like we're really vibing
13:36yeah
13:36I'm loving it
13:38yeah
13:40I don't feel like this is forced at all
13:43I know I was not expecting this coming into the villa
13:45I know I think that's what's like taking me back the most
13:48is like
13:49I'm just so open
13:50so I knew like the possibility was there
13:52but for it to be like the first girl a couple of people
13:55it was just like
13:55no it wasn't
13:57what's the plan here
13:58like what's going on
13:59yeah
13:59but
14:00I'm loving it
14:02like I can't actually really put it into words to be honest
14:04it just feels good
14:06I'm just like
14:08I always find myself just like
14:10looking for you
14:11100%
14:12yeah
14:12everyone's noticing the girl's like
14:14oh look we know so he looks at you
14:15and so like
14:16yeah
14:17aww well that's our cute quota done for the day
14:22lady you're up
14:23now
14:24now
14:25I don't know if you're like a cuddly kind of guy
14:29in the bed
14:30yeah
14:31so if you are you're going to hate me for this
14:33why
14:33oh you're so cute
14:35why
14:36so Kai is going to sleep in the day bed
14:40really
14:41cause like him and Jana
14:43yeah of course of course
14:44of course
14:44it's pretty
14:44that's totally fine
14:46so I'm thinking I'm going to go
14:48to sleep in the day bed with him
14:49that's fine
14:50yeah
14:50but like
14:51I don't want you thinking
14:53oh my god
14:54I'm completely off here
14:54no no no
14:55not at all
14:55not at all
14:56it was just obviously like
14:57cause I do like your vibe
14:57and I do really really like our chats
15:00and I think you're really cool
15:02um
15:03Lacey telling me this
15:06I feel like it's kind of like
15:08turned me off a bit
15:09I'm not going to lie
15:09like I'm
15:10all about you know
15:12finding a true connection
15:13for everyone in here
15:14so if that's where her
15:15obviously head and feelings are at
15:17that's fine
15:18um
15:19but I won't be making an effort
15:21no
15:21I won't be
15:22I want to give you a cuddle
15:30you're an absolute legend
15:33you've got big balls babe
15:35I'll give you that
15:36I've been a little bit crazy
15:38I've been a little bit hurt
15:40now I'm looking for somebody
15:43to live again
15:44hi
15:46here come the cuddle buddies
15:48can you lie down please
15:51you want me to lie down
15:53I have to grab my pillow
15:54sorry babe
15:57oh sorry
15:58sorry babe
15:59oh no your hair is wet
16:00yeah I just had a swim
16:02oh my god
16:03night Lacey
16:04night babe
16:06have a good seat
16:06bye Kai
16:07night guys
16:08night guys
16:09love you all
16:10oh already kicking my pillow off
16:12nice
16:13yeah
16:13oh
16:14goodnight everyone
16:17goodnight
16:18love you
16:18see you inside Bella
16:19I couldn't leave him out in the freezing bloody cold with those cockroaches and moths and
16:25flies and mozzies
16:26so princess over here is in fact non-princessing right now for a man which I thought I would
16:36never be having to do in my life ever
16:43a little birthday boy
16:47oh
16:54I know you think that it makes it better
17:18Hey Pinky, I speak flamingo
17:23Give us the juicy goss from last night
17:25What you see?
17:30Quiet, Lacey can hear you
17:32Oh Christ
17:34Morning people
17:42Morning
17:43Have a day in the villa
17:45Good morning
17:46How did you sleep?
17:48I slept good
17:49Yeah, you can build me a princess castle
17:52for sleeping out here with you
17:54This is my eyebrows
17:59Yeah, they look crazy
18:00They're pushy?
18:01No, not pushy
18:02I think you just slept on them
18:03They're all going in different directions
18:05Sharing the day bed with Kai
18:11outside last night
18:12was actually really romantic
18:14I feel like it did make us closer
18:17Say all the things you wanna say
18:20Memories we melt away
18:23It's real
18:24What it do, baby?
18:27What it do, baby?
18:34So what do you think
18:35What do you think Matty-O's gonna do
18:37with your missus?
18:38I don't know, ba
18:39Honestly
18:40Do you reckon you'll win her over?
18:41Nah
18:42No way, mate
18:43Look at me, ba
18:44Handsome man he is
18:45I don't fall second, mate
18:47Nice
18:54Nice
18:55Bit swiggy
18:56That killed me, eh?
18:58I don't know why
19:00Teal's body's hard as fuck, eh?
19:01Do you reckon?
19:02Yeah
19:03Oh
19:04Oh
19:05Man
19:06I think he's into my missus
19:08I think he's into my missus
19:09Yeah
19:10He definitely is into her
19:11Yeah
19:12They had a chat there
19:13I think last night
19:14Yesterday, yeah
19:15Yeah
19:16Matty boy's come in
19:17Big little Mateo
19:18Uh, Mick 2.0 I'd say
19:19Mick Junior
19:20You know
19:21He's seeming like he's seeking a bit of inspiration from me here
19:23And um
19:24Maybe even trying to get my girl
19:29But
19:32Back yourself
19:33See how you go
19:34Back myself
19:35If he wants to make his moves on Earth
19:37Like, I'm happy for him
19:38Like, go ahead, brother
19:39Game on
19:44Oh, he's in budgies
19:46Oh, my God
19:47Baby's so zesty
19:48Sorry
19:49He needs to pull them down a little bit
19:51Yeah, they're like, too high
19:53They're very distracting over there
19:54They're so distracting
19:55Stop looking at them
19:56It's kinda hot
19:57Girls
19:58Okay, sorry
19:59Trying to get the girls' attention
20:00But all they can do is stare at the men like
20:02Oh my God, wow, he is so hot
20:03I mean, respectfully
20:04Fair enough
20:05I would too
20:06What about you and Rossi?
20:07Um
20:08Yeah, how's this going?
20:09I don't know
20:13I can't tell if he likes me or not
20:15Like, even in bedtime, like, as well
20:17It's just like, alright, goodnight
20:18Roll over and go to sleep
20:20Like, we're not very intimate
20:21So I'm actually dead-ass
20:23I'm just like, babe
20:24If you like me, I can't tell
20:25No
20:26But if you don't, then maybe just let me know
20:27So I can stop
20:28Yeah, I feel like you just need to have like an actual serious chat
20:30Correct
20:31Like, having all this fun, like friendly banter
20:32But like
20:33We haven't had a serious chat
20:34What's he doing?
20:35Like, and if someone walks in tomorrow
20:37Exactly
20:38If someone walks in tomorrow, like, solved
20:39Like, he needs to realise that he can lose you
20:41Yeah
20:42And like, I'm sorry, but you're a bad bitch
20:43Wait
20:44He really needs to step up his game
20:45I love you, Roscoe
20:46And I want the best for you
20:47Because there's always a bomb around the corner
20:49They need to remember that
20:50Yeah
20:51Wait, where is he?
20:52Wait, where is he?
20:53So I'm paranoid
20:54He's right behind you
20:58You alright there, doll?
20:59Are you trying to eavesdrop?
21:00What are you doing there?
21:01Oh, no
21:02No, I'm just like, trying to figure out my entry point
21:04Go on, we're talking about you
21:07Hurry up
21:10He was definitely trying to fucking eavesdrop
21:13Rossi, baby, we know what you're doing
21:15Okay, don't make out you're trying to hear something in the water
21:18Because there's no sounds under there, okay?
21:20So then, I woke up this morning and I just sort of like
21:23I was like, affectionate, but I just sort of let him be
21:25And then he just wasn't very affectionate or anything
21:27No, I was observing it this morning because I wasn't
21:29Yeah
21:30I noticed it last night without you having to tell me
21:32Yeah
21:33And went, hmmm
21:34Yeah, so
21:35I'm just saying, like, I'm not saying it to get in your head
21:37But I'm saying it to validate you and I can see where you're coming from
21:39Yeah
21:40Can you please go to that end of the pool?
21:42What?
21:43Oh, oh, oh, oh
21:44I'm trying to talk about you
21:45I'm doing laps, like, take a private, take a private
21:47Do laps over near the flamingo
21:49He's so funny
21:51You can whisper, you want?
21:53Anyway
21:54Okay, well, so today, I think I need to talk to you
21:58Basically say, babes, do you like me?
22:00Cannot tell
22:01What do you think of the Ross and Sharon sage, Pinky?
22:04Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah
22:06Blah, blah, blah, blah
22:07Blah, blah, blah, blah
22:08Never mind
22:09Coming up
22:10Give it to me
22:11Give it to me
22:12A juicy challenge
22:14A juicy challenge
22:16Turns from sweet
22:18To sour
22:19Yay!
22:21What's going on?
22:23If Connor is being disingenuous, adios amigos
22:26Because I do not tolerate that fucking shit for a second
22:28There's romance everywhere on the streets of Spain
22:45How lovely
22:46There's romance in the villa too, you know
22:49Look
22:50See?
22:51Romance
22:52And
22:53Motor
22:54Boatmance
22:55Well, it's diminishing returns really
22:57We work with what we have
22:58Except Sharon
22:59Your energy was so flat this morning
23:01But I suppose you did just wake up
23:03I was just getting used to being around all these people
23:06Yeah
23:07And all this energy, like
23:08I understand that
23:09But I did say to the girls
23:11Just then and they noticed it too
23:13So
23:14I was like
23:15I actually can't tell if Ross likes me or not
23:18Because you're so
23:19Really?
23:20Yeah
23:21Because you're so
23:22You're too chill
23:23And you're not overly affectionate
23:24And you're not very overly
23:26Like
23:27Like
23:28You physically seem distant to me
23:30Like
23:31Do I?
23:32Like physically
23:33Not right now
23:34But like
23:35Yesterday
23:36During the day
23:37Like
23:38We're not really like
23:39Ever together
23:40We're sort of off
23:41Doing our own thing
23:42So I'm like
23:43Ooh
23:44Maybe he doesn't actually like me
23:45Because he seems to be
23:46Not around me
23:47No
23:48No
23:49I do like you
23:50Of course
23:51Okay
23:52Well maybe just make
23:53It more obvious
23:54That you like me
23:55I'm sorry
23:56What
23:57What would it look like?
23:58More
23:59More
24:00You don't even kiss me in bed
24:01Like
24:02You don't even
24:03Like
24:04We don't
24:05We're not very physically affectionate
24:06I love cuddling you in bed
24:07Yeah
24:08But like
24:09Bro
24:10We like kiss goodnight
24:11Well the first night
24:14You literally told me
24:15And you're like
24:16I'm not gonna hook up
24:17I'm not gonna make out with you
24:18Like in bed
24:19Well it was day one
24:20Yeah but
24:21Well still
24:22I mean well
24:23It just put me on the back foot of like
24:24Okay maybe she doesn't like
24:25That much forward affection
24:26Oh no I do
24:27Well I thought it was more just like
24:28That wasn't what you wanted to do
24:29I didn't know it was
24:30Cause it was night one
24:31No it was night one
24:32Right
24:33She made it clear that she does want to make out in the bed
24:37And I guess I just had in the back of my mind
24:39That's not something she wants to do
24:40Cause that's what she told me
24:41You know
24:42Yeah I feel like we've been very
24:44I'm glad we've cleared that up
24:45Yeah
24:46I feel like we've just been a bit
24:48Stagnant the last few days
24:50We haven't
24:51You want to take it to the next level
24:52Or
24:53You know
24:54Some night time kisses
24:55Some night time kisses
24:56A little girl hook up
24:57If you want my love just ask me
25:00No pressure
25:01Oh yeah what princess would I be like do you think Cinderella do you think
25:19Cinderella do you think
25:20Or wait
25:21Do you know princess
25:22Not really
25:23Maybe like fucking
25:24Tangled with short hair or something
25:25Cause she's a bit of a bad bitch
25:27Was her name
25:28Tangled
25:29Was her actual name
25:30Yeah yeah
25:31Was her actual name
25:32Is her real name Rapunzel
25:34Oh yeah that's the one
25:35Honestly I feel like I'm a mix of princesses
25:39I feel like I have every single ball sack from each princess
25:43And I've just like built like this batty girly little pink princess
25:47With these fat big juicy balls
25:51That's the princess I think I am
25:53I really want to tan today
25:56Princess ball sack and her best friend's ex coming to a theatre near you
26:01Also currently playing Tamara and Matteo chat while Mick rubs his face in a hat
26:07How do you feel about Lay sleeping out here?
26:12Like I obviously understand it
26:14Um
26:15Do I think she's as open as she said she was to me? Maybe not? Does that make sense?
26:20Okay so did she tell you she was open for you?
26:23Oh 100%
26:24Okay
26:25Like I probably wouldn't have picked her if it wasn't for that
26:26No I totally get that
26:27Yeah
26:28Because I feel like when they're talking I feel like they tell each other they're pretty locked in
26:34Yeah
26:35So I don't, it's interesting
26:37It is interesting eh
26:38How are you feeling towards your like couple?
26:42Good
26:43Good
26:44But I definitely feel like
26:45What's going on baby?
26:46He doesn't take a lot of stuff seriously
26:48Okay
26:49So like even sometimes I'll ask him a serious question he'll answer with a joke
26:52And I'm like okay but are you gonna give me the actual answer and he doesn't
26:56So I'm just like okay
26:57I'm like
26:58And what do you do you like that or do you like like what
27:00Not like I like the humour for sure
27:02Of course
27:03But I'm like it can't be all jokes all the time I feel like
27:04Yeah yeah of course of course
27:05So like I feel like when I talk to you you actually
27:07When push comes to shove yeah
27:08Yeah like I feel like when I talk to you you actually give me genuine answers
27:11So yeah I'm like I feel like I don't know a lot about him
27:14Okay interesting
27:17I'll tell you one thing
27:19Yeah bro
27:20I fucking
27:21I think I got a nick
27:22Oh no
27:23Yeah
27:24Physical lick
27:25Yeah
27:26No just this fake tan on the hands really
27:29Oh yeah
27:30I can't unsee it bro
27:31Yeah yeah
27:32It is like she just dipped her hand in a honey jar
27:34Yeah well
27:35I'm icked out bro
27:38Nah I
27:40Sometimes I've been able to overcome an ick
27:42Nah nah mate
27:43She's gonna need some like bicarb soda and lemon on those hands
27:45Hey that's fine
27:46I mean look
27:47Sian's probably a bit on the demanding pushy side for my kind of chick too
27:51Can I see
27:52Darn is?
27:53Yeah
27:54You feel that?
27:55Yeah
27:56But like she's not perfect I'm sure I'm not perfect in her eyes
27:57Like
27:58I've gotten over icks before like quite quickly
28:01When you really think about it and it's not a big deal
28:03It's really not because it's a temporary thing
28:05But like she's Irish bro so she's always gonna be white
28:08And I like tans
28:10Oh
28:12It's a very very minor ick to have
28:15But I do truly think that he's setting himself up for
28:18Maybe she's into Matteo and if he gets dropped from that couple
28:23At least he'll have a reason that he's pre-empted and he'll be okay with it
28:26Do you know what I mean?
28:27Like it's a defence mechanism to protect his ego I think
28:30He's gone for it mate
28:32I'm joking
28:33I'm joking
28:34I'm joking
28:35Fair play to him he needs to
28:36Let him yeah
28:37Yeah I know but like
28:39I think I need another bomb
28:43Yeah for sure
28:44It's early days too
28:45It is it is
28:46I mean I only talked to you last night for the first time
28:48Yeah yeah
28:49Yeah I was like this is like our second conversation
28:50I feel like that kind of like was like what the fuck I didn't expect that at all
28:54What?
28:55I just didn't expect us to click
28:56I feel like coming in like we just probably just kind of shut each other off
28:59Because we're like the new bombshells and whatnot
29:01And then I feel like you and I get along
29:03Yeah we definitely do
29:04Kind of just like you know when you kind of just get someone
29:06Yeah I feel like we're kind of somewhat on the same level for sure
29:09Yeah yeah yeah yeah
29:10It helps
29:11Same like maturity
29:12Same racial maturity
29:13Same bet
29:14Like it's just like it's all there
29:15We're balancing out pretty well
29:17Yeah I agree
29:18Mateo just got this really calm energy about him
29:22I think he shares a lot more more voluntarily
29:25Without you kind of having to dig as much
29:27And it's been really nice getting to know him
29:31Don't worry our Irish queen
29:33Your fake tan hands are perfect
29:36As the Islanders play about
29:38Ross has decided to start the girls primary school education from scratch
29:43Gabby
29:44Gabby and I'm Lacey this is a strawberry okay
29:46Oh
29:48Ross
29:50I got a text
29:52I got a text
29:53Oh no I'm sick
29:55Islanders prepare your peaches and plums
30:01It's time to find out what the super fans really think about you
30:05Oh
30:07You're off to the Garden of Eden
30:09For today's challenge
30:11Forbidden fruit
30:13Hashtag original sin
30:15Hashtag rotten or right
30:17I'm guessing we're all going to hell
30:21Super fans God what have they been seeing
30:23I'm a little bit nervous
30:24I do have a bit of a loud mouth so
30:26Ah sorry
30:28I wish I had an ass
30:29Maybe I should put another pair of undies on under the inches
30:31Yeah I'll be patting the backside more than the front mate
30:34Yeah
30:35Now's the time to strike the blade to not blame
30:38Do you think that this could like possibly stir the pot between people a little?
30:42I think so yeah
30:44You're literally rocking us off
30:48Oh yeah baby
30:52Well it looks alright doesn't it?
30:54Does it look fake?
30:56Is there going to be drama?
30:58Is there going to be tears?
30:59Is there going to be laughing?
31:01I actually have no idea
31:03It's bloody different every single day in here
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31:35Oh, undies stuffed with socks and happy faces
31:54I can't see either staying intact
31:56Because a die hard group of fans known as the super fans
32:00Have been watching a feed from the villa
32:02And now the islanders are about to get their first insight into what the super fans think of them
32:08It's Forbidden Thrill
32:14Couples will make a sexy entrance to the Garden of Eden
32:17An apple a day keeps the doctor away
32:19And one big bite of my banana is going to keep you up on that baby girl
32:25Oh my god
32:26Give it to me
32:27Was it hot and sexy?
32:30I would say it was more messy and gross
32:32But that's part of the fun isn't it?
32:34They then read a question that was put to the super fans
32:38What percentage of super fans thinks Tamara and Mick could win Love Island as a couple?
32:44I really don't know what the super fans are going to be thinking
32:47But we're going to run with high
32:49We think the answer is 70%
32:52We think the answer is 17%
32:57We've known each other for 24 hours love
32:59It's boys versus girls and the islander closest to the correct percentage wins
33:05The correct answer is 15%
33:09I think it was a fair reflection
33:13We've had a good initial connection but so new and fresh
33:16I think Tamara and I would definitely have better chemistry
33:22Let's to fondle some forbidden fruit
33:24It's Sharon and Ross
33:26Oh Ross
33:27Yes darling
33:28My papaya is throbbing for you
33:30Oh baby
33:35It was my first time going down a papaya and I kind of liked it
33:39Always a good move to see the men
33:41Pleasure the papaya first
33:43Ladies first
33:44Please and thank you
33:48Ross and I are very excited to spice this challenge up
33:50We're making it extra wet baby
33:53What percentage of super fans think that Sharon and Ross have good sexual chemistry?
33:58Oh that's rough because we've been talking about it
34:03Earlier today we chatted this all out
34:06I definitely know that this one will be low
34:08Ross and I have not been on the same page about our intimacy
34:11We think the answer is 18%
34:16We think the answer is
34:1730%
34:20Hmmm
34:21The correct answer is
34:2324%
34:27Whoa
34:28Smacked bang in the middle
34:29Pretty good
34:30Wow shit
34:31Yeah
34:32But I know I feel differently babe
34:33So do I
34:34Moving forward
34:35That 24% is way too low in my mind
34:37my mind I think more kissing and a bit more PDA let's get that shit up let's
34:43get that shit up I'm so hungry I need some food can I offer you some fresh
34:53melon I was up in there like melon melon oh my god I kiss it Jotham is sexy spicy it's
35:12spicy what percentage of super fans think Gabby could have her head turned by a
35:18new farm I am literally with Jotham 24 7 in here I think we have probably one of
35:26the strongest connections in here but I don't know how I'm coming across we think
35:30the answer is 50% oh we think the answer is 50% the correct answer is 69%
35:48sorry 70% of them think I'm gonna have my head turned 69 69% I'm like actually
35:55shocked never say never but I feel like I'm really locked in with Jotham and I
35:59don't think another man could turn my head
36:04look I think that her head would change I'm not gonna lie if someone gave her
36:09enough attention you know anything could happen
36:16be juicy page
36:27the kiss is Connor it was actually so good it was sexy it was pretty it was fun we're
36:36normally so vanilla what percentage of super fans think that Connor is genuinely
36:41looking for love 100 100% what do you reckon I think I think 90 plus Connor's a lover boy this
36:51one's high for sure we think the number is 92% we think the answer is 91% I'm in here for the
37:03right reasons this one's gonna be high the correct answer is 11%
37:1011%
37:21we're not boys look look what do they know it's a bit of a what the fuck I'm here
37:29for love but believe what you want to believe oh
37:33oh she didn't kiss back oh I feel so rattled if Connor is being disingenuous one
37:41thing I've learned since coming to Spain is how to say adios amigos because I do
37:46not tolerate that fucking shit for a second and I never will
37:54mmm what a lovely pair thanks babe I grew them myself
38:03it's a pretty passionate kiss we had a bit of fruit on us so it was like even more kind of
38:14saucy yeah it was fucking hard to watch Lacey like wants high standards and shit from me and doesn't
38:24want me to kiss anyone but can go and kiss who she wants makes me look like a mug what percentage of
38:30super fans think Mateo is the most genuine Islander in the villa
38:35I'm genuinely in this villa looking for love that answer should be like a million percent
38:4311% 15% yeah all us girls think that this is going to be low we think the answer is 65% we think that
38:53the number is 11% oh fuck you that's crazy that's crazy it's hard not to be insulted by that I literally
39:03stopped my life to come on here for love and for that to kind of get shoved in your face I don't
39:08know it was like a kick in my dick the correct answer is 90% 90 Mateo let's go sorry we love you
39:24don't be sorry yeah he's one of the most genuine people I've ever met so I understood why he was
39:30upset that the girls put his percentage so low help me my plums are leaking
39:40oh yeah I definitely knew like she would have been looking at me but fuck off her kitchen from the
40:01tail to compile that guy oh my god if you were gonna go tip for tap mate I'll always win that
40:16game so yeah that's what it is because he told me he wouldn't touch her again Kai if you're gonna kiss
40:25your ex don't promise me that you're not going to kiss your ex you know what I mean like don't make
40:30a promise that you can't keep what percentage of super fans think Jana and Kai will end up boyfriend
40:38and girlfriend again this one's so hard I am absolutely on the edge of my seat things with Kai and Lacey
40:49going well but Kai and Yana the exes in one bedroom together sharing a bed we think the answer is 85% I
40:59agree we think the answer is 70% the correct answer is
41:0852% split the group split the group I think the super fans would like to maybe see a love story come out of
41:24this but yeah I don't know what are you guys getting back together I mean Yana and Kai is exciting
41:30definitely like I like the idea of it I think it's cute I think it's like a romance movie really maybe a
41:35bit of a tragic one but uh nonetheless still a good story
41:38he has been telling me that he's all for me he doesn't want anyone else and he wants nothing to do
41:48with her I just feel like why can't there just be one time where I don't have to get hurt I just don't
41:58understand like all I want it was just a normal relationship
42:04the forbidden fruit challenge has left a sour taste thankfully work experience Lucy is out
42:28inside with the Catholic fraud to make sure the Islanders look happy upon their return
42:33yes five hit let's chat girls let's chat how is everyone how are you feeling because I was quite
42:42intense and I don't feel about your answer I don't know I feel like I can't I think you guys know me
42:47the best that was the biggest curveball of the night yeah yeah I don't think I've faked myself
42:51once in here what is him again 11 11 oh do you know what I think it is is the thing of coming
42:58here with a game plan of just staying in love and staying yeah because you haven't opened yourself up
43:02enough to different people yeah I haven't given other people chances yeah but why would you when
43:05you got something strong going on that's my point it obviously doesn't sound great the last thing
43:10I'd want Izzy to think is that I'm just sort of in here to play a game um I'm just pretty desperate to
43:15have a chat to her and just see where her head's at are you wigged out yeah yeah are you ready yeah
43:19a little do you doubt it or um because I just don't know what's being said behind my back and
43:23that rings me up because I feel like oh I've been around so many ingenuine people in my life and I'm
43:28like just don't want to like yeah have that happen to me again do you I'm like actually starting to
43:32catch feelings yeah that one deep down I've been feeling is this too good to be true
43:38I feel like my God is coming down and to hear that just makes me feel really uncomfortable
43:43and vulnerable and exposed right yana babe oh yeah me um I think 50 50 is like fair enough for
43:51them yeah like I have been upset yeah you are exes it was recent yeah it is exes it was recent
43:56they're not sure so like it's not like they're sure or anything really how are you feeling doll
44:01um oh I don't know I feel like I feel like this just happens to me sorry it's not I'm not upset at you
44:11babe yeah like sorry no I knew this is coming like it's okay baby take your time
44:17oh I wanted to fuck off from that debrief
44:21talk to us that was how are you feeling talk I think it's like the fact that like every time I'm
44:27happy with someone it just gets taken away like I'm always the one that like puts on my heart
44:35baby no that's okay I feel like he's like it's okay I just feel like I feel like I get more upset
44:43at myself because when I do like someone I do kind of just really love so easily and like like that's
44:51why I just get hurt because like I just I want to talk about the next big thing was um Lacey's
45:00reaction yeah yeah I feel like Lacey's burning eyes into you as if it's your choice look like she
45:06got in there they got into it like juicy all that shit like if she can challenge right if she can go
45:11in there and just do that like what do you find I'm just gonna go oh yeah cool like you know what
45:14I mean it's like it's a double standard there like she's going and getting into her kiss but then
45:18you're not allowed to yeah I mean I can see why Kai's upset like she's painting him a bit as the bad
45:23guy again like what which is kind of what happened to me in a sense you know I don't know man
45:28like it's a it's given off quite immature vibes to be honest with you um I just think of Lacey's
45:33going around in circles she doesn't know what she wants and going from one triangle to another
45:37and I don't really want that in a woman at all so yeah you honestly doll like conserve your energy
45:43yeah and only give it to the people who deserve it when they deserve it yeah give me a mirror to
45:48the I reckon wait for him to speak to you about it don't go calling him I'm not gonna send the day
45:52with the girls like yeah yeah don't say anything to me yeah and reassure me yeah I don't want that
46:00no I would have that wait for him to come reassure you yeah yeah oh no we don't care don't need a
46:08billionaire don't need only 11% of the superfans think Connor is genuinely looking for love in the
46:15villa don't worry pal only 11% of viewers think my jokes are funny I still have a job you'll be fine
46:21I wasn't expecting that like I'm a good judge of character yeah but then like obviously everyone
46:28else has seen a different thing and it like kind of like stresses me out of course yeah it's not nice
46:33to hear well why do you think that they rated you 11% I try not to read into it because I know what
46:38we've got yeah I just don't want you to like I just don't want to be with someone who's like coming
46:42on here for exposure and like yeah playing the game because like I'm not staying with you to
46:46play it safe I'm staying with you because I genuinely like you for me it's just making me
46:50question how genuine he actually is because my biggest fear is that I'm being partnered up with
46:55someone who's not actually coming to this villa for love if I wanted to be in here and stay in
47:01here as long as I could I think I'd be keeping my options a bit more open like I didn't even talk
47:05to Tamara when she come in do you know what I mean like I haven't I haven't even showed half the
47:09people in here who I am because I'm set on you like I want to get to know you trust is so important
47:16in a relationship and I don't expect her to just give it to me but I think I've earned it pretty
47:21well in here there's nothing you're not telling me there no okay yeah like I said we just have to
47:26trust each other yeah because it will come out exactly and I will find out yes exactly like I said
47:31baby keep on keeping on when you're a dad you're gonna make the most embarrassing jokes I feel like
47:39he was very honest with me so I'm gonna trust Connor but I still will have my wits about me I don't fuck
47:44around I'm glad we talked it it's nice and cold is it let me have a nice hit I'm very happy with the
48:01way that conversation ended and it ended on kiss so super fans Lacey was upset that Kai kissed Jan
48:09Anna so passionately in the challenge and has been waiting so long for him to come chat to her that
48:14she's fallen into a deep sleep things are real mysterious man I think there's a full number
48:19side to you that no one knows ah priorities guy princess ballsack needs true love's kiss
48:25I feel like he's a copper mate I feel like he's in it a real life
48:29so tired
48:30the fact that he didn't really try to pull me for a chat I think I'm done
48:37I'm ready to turn lesbian so sign me up I'm just very protective of where I put my energy
48:43of where I put it or maybe I'm not gonna have anyone I don't know what the word is for that
48:50but what's the word when you're just into yourself and you're into no one else because that's where I'm
48:53at
48:54you okay babe I girls I just need to sit on the toilet and fart for a second okay
49:00anything not I'm just done like I can't be fucked I mentally checked out with everything I think
49:12you really need to chat to him first before you try to be he's showing that he doesn't give us like
49:18yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah more shit comes out of his mouth and he's also a lot for sure yeah
49:23more shit comes out of car's mouth then he's awesome he's got no balls it's actually inverted dick
49:37what a little shit um I think his behavior is giving like inverted dick behavior like your dick
49:48is actually inverted through your asshole and it's pushing the shit right up through your mouth
49:59that's why he talks so much shit
50:01you can fuck right off hey more shit comes out of your mouth than your asshole babe
50:10what do you mean you can't say that I'm done
50:13what do you mean you sit there and fucking say you're gonna be neutral about it and not do that
50:18and you go and suck his face like nothing get get him pretty much suck your tits like what do you
50:22want me to do just go oh yeah cool and just get mugged off okay but we both said like we wanted to
50:26be neutral about it and like you go and do that like it's pretty shit he just kind of stood there and
50:31was like yeah we should go for it I don't even know what he really said to be honest because his
50:34vocabulary is like the vocabulary of a two-year-old do you not get where I'm coming from I feel like if I
50:40just didn't do anything then I'll just look like an absolute mug you can just leave just go
50:44what just actually just go I don't really want I actually don't want anything to do with you
50:50anymore but how is that fair it's a different situation babe it was what so like so you want
50:57you just want to neck on with everyone you want just go fucking piss take that fuck me dude
51:03you're a fucking piss take hey what a joke hey what a joke mate
51:09handsome prince inverted dick has come to the pool
51:39having just told princess ball sack she was a joke after she told him to f off if disney doesn't
51:46bid for the rights to make this film they can kiss next year's box office goodbye
51:51oh that's just said just not done what who
52:00Um, yeah, I just told Kai to fuck off because
52:29I did just want him to fuck right off.
52:34Yeah, how was that fair?
52:35So much, yeah.
52:35How was that fair, bro?
52:36And that was, like, she just pretty much called me in,
52:38just, like, kind of embarrassed me, and I was like,
52:40well, how's that?
52:41Like, she called you in just to tell you that.
52:43She goes, you're a fucking joke.
52:44And I went in there and just threw him at the door going,
52:45like, how's that fair?
52:46Yeah.
52:48Kai walking down to the pool, he was definitely quite heated.
52:51Like, you think you're going to fucking treat me like that?
52:54Just not really making sense of himself either,
52:56just spitting words out kind of thing.
52:57It's definitely a familiar act,
53:02so I know what was going on there.
53:12Oh, Lace.
53:14We're going to cut off, babe.
53:15No, I'm OK.
53:16I think I'm just so done.
53:18Like, I'm so mentally deranged, babe.
53:19I think you guys need to have a proper chat, though.
53:21Like, just, whose idea was it to bring in cockhead Kai?
53:30I think you guys need to just have a chat when you both aren't.
53:33Like, obviously, it's heated right now.
53:35Come and have a normal conversation with me.
53:37Don't walk past murking at me.
53:38I'm sick and tired of the male's species.
53:47Every single conversation I have with a man,
53:50I somehow lose more brain cells.
53:53And it's almost as if I don't, like,
53:57I already don't have brain cells,
53:59but I'm just going in the negatives.
54:02I know you guys are heated right now.
54:04Don't settle.
54:05You guys need to have a proper chat when you both aren't heated.
54:08I'm just slow and drain, babe.
54:09I have no...
54:10I have nothing left in me to, like...
54:13I know how you feel.
54:14...have another, like...
54:15I'm literally becoming a therapist for my ex-boyfriend
54:18and my best friend to get together.
54:19Like, what's going on here?
54:22Ah.
54:23Another day in paradise, eh?
54:24Another day in paradise.
54:25Another day in paradise.
54:30Kai!
54:32Am I...
54:32Huh?
54:34Kai!
54:37Do you want to go for a chat?
54:39Hmm...
54:42Where?
54:46Where are I?
54:49There?
54:50Sure.
54:51The fact that I had to pull you for a chat
54:53is fucking pissing me off.
54:54What do you mean?
54:55I've been trying to talk to you
54:56and you said no, like, three times.
54:57You literally just...
54:58Like, you didn't really try.
54:59Let's be real.
55:00Come on.
55:01Ah!
55:04Look, I feel like it's so dull.
55:05I get where you're coming from,
55:06but I feel like it's such double standards
55:08when we both say, like, let's not...
55:10But you said to me,
55:11you promise you won't do that again,
55:12knowing how much it hurt me the same time.
55:13Yeah, if you show me mutual respect
55:15and you're on the same basis...
55:17I have, Kai. I have.
55:21Then you go and suck his face.
55:23It was not to that extent.
55:25But how does that lay out?
55:26You know that.
55:27How does it lay that out, babe?
55:28You know that.
55:30I've never tried to intentionally hurt you,
55:33whereas you've intentionally hurt me.
55:34I'm not intentionally doing anything.
55:36I'm intentionally not hurting myself.
55:37Well, yeah, you did, babe, because you literally said,
55:38oh, well, she kissed old mate,
55:39so I'm going to...
55:40Yeah, let's do it.
55:41Well, look, I'm not going to make a mug out of myself.
55:43But this is what I'm saying.
55:44You're saying that I'm playing games,
55:45but that, to me, is playing games.
55:46You think this is...
55:47Yeah, I'm playing...
55:47I'm just playing what you're playing.
55:49That's how I say it.
55:49I'm not playing games, Kai, though.
55:50This is what I'm saying.
55:51Well, then, I don't know what you're doing, then.
55:52You tell me one thing there,
55:54and then you do the opposite.
55:55You've done it the whole time.
55:58So, do you get where I'm coming from?
55:59I have not done it the whole time.
56:00I never wanted to do that.
56:02Well, then, don't do it.
56:03This is what I'm saying.
56:04You don't have to do it just to get back at me.
56:06That's what I'm saying.
56:07It's like childish behaviour.
56:13The whole time you've been playing games with me.
56:15Are you fucking kidding me?
56:17It's been tit for tat the whole fucking time.
56:19It hasn't, Kai.
56:20It has.
56:20It's not been tit for tat.
56:21It has the whole fucking time.
56:22No, it hasn't.
56:24It's just him being a gaslighting motherfucker.
56:27Like, it just makes no sense to me at all.
56:30And, like, it just doesn't.
56:31It just...
56:32Oh.
56:33Honestly, I would not have cared if it was anyone else.
56:37It's just the fact that you have said you want nothing to do with her.
56:39And I am, yeah.
56:40And, like, look at the situation.
56:41And every single time you've been put in a position to prove that to me,
56:44you've, like...
56:44Yeah, and you're not proving it to me either.
56:46But the banana snap is sort of...
56:47Oh, you're actually a joke.
56:48Oh, man.
56:49It's actually a joke.
56:50I don't know.
56:51We'll have fun with you and you boys.
56:52I can't wait.
56:53Because I'm done with this shit.
56:54Like, I don't know what you want me to do.
56:56Treat me like a mug.
56:57As much as I sound like a complete fucking idiot...
57:03I was really, really starting to like him.
57:10Sure, it looks like there's a lot of turmoil in the villa,
57:31but I can assure you next time there is plenty of romance.
57:36Oh, and a massive fire pit with a dumping.
57:38No-one will see you coming.
57:38Next time...
57:42There's high romance on horseback.
57:46Wait, mine's gone to the toilet.
57:48Oh, yeah.
57:50Let it go, baby.
57:52And in the hideaway...
57:55Can't believe we're having alone time.
57:56I have been thinking about alone time with Jotham so much, like...
58:00Oh, he's so sexy.
58:01I wish I was here for a chit-chat, but unfortunately, this isn't a social visit.
58:09A selfie-sized surprise.
58:12Will all the boys please stand up?
58:15Tonight, someone will be dumped.
58:18Holy...
58:24Holy...
58:25Holy...
58:26Sweet woman.
58:31Bye, bye.
58:33Bye, bye.
58:34Bye, bye.
58:35Bye, bye.
58:35Bye, bye.
58:40Bye, bye.
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