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Matrimoney Extended
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00:00:00What?
00:00:01Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:00:05Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:00:08Here, place your mind.
00:00:09I'm not staying in a doghouse.
00:00:11Ahem.
00:00:12Can you guys just keep it down?
00:00:14I have work tomorrow morning.
00:00:16Sorry.
00:00:17Hey, Amelia.
00:00:20Looks like someone needs obedience school.
00:00:23Are you gonna let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
00:00:25You started it.
00:00:26Asshole!
00:00:27Crazy bitch!
00:00:28You told her?
00:00:29She's my sister.
00:00:30I don't care.
00:00:31That violates our agreement.
00:00:32How?
00:00:33What the fuck?
00:00:36What?
00:00:37Michelangelo?
00:00:38Oh.
00:00:40You're such a hypocrite.
00:00:41I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:00:43I fucking hate you.
00:00:45I fucking hate you more.
00:00:53How was it?
00:00:55Well?
00:00:56That was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:00:59Wait.
00:01:00What are you doing?
00:01:01That is an original.
00:01:02I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:01:04Oh, fine.
00:01:05I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:01:10I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:01:13You're treating me like shit.
00:01:16That's from the Renaissance.
00:01:17You are history's worst nightmare.
00:01:19I tried to make this work with you.
00:01:20We signed a contract.
00:01:21For an arranged marriage.
00:01:22Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:01:27You are such a simpleton.
00:01:31Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:01:32Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:01:35I tried to get along with you.
00:01:36You brought this onto yourself.
00:01:38I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:01:40Right back at you.
00:01:41I fucking hate you.
00:01:43I hate you.
00:01:44I fucking hate you more.
00:02:06So, you were arrested.
00:02:09Again.
00:02:10To be fair, when we thought I was legal, we'll just swim there.
00:02:16There is a fence around that reservoir.
00:02:19It says here that you broke in using bolt cutters.
00:02:24If I had known you invited me over here to lecture me, I wouldn't have came.
00:02:31Come on, Gucci. Come on.
00:02:33Good boy.
00:02:35Oh.
00:02:40Okay.
00:02:41Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:42Hey.
00:02:43Amelia.
00:02:45Hey, Jay.
00:02:51Come on, Gucci. Let's go.
00:02:56You know, every time the paparazzi catch you acting crazy, it reflects on me.
00:03:01It reflects on the company that your mother and I built with our bare hands.
00:03:07The same one that pays for your ridiculous lifestyle.
00:03:09I make my own money.
00:03:10I make my own money.
00:03:12Oh, you see, you see.
00:03:14Underwear modeling, Lord.
00:03:16I am the spokesperson for man thumb.
00:03:18That means free underwear for life.
00:03:20For life.
00:03:22Some parents would be proud.
00:03:23Yeah.
00:03:24Other parents would be prouder if you went to your real job now and then.
00:03:26You are next up to be CEO at Dino Verlino Cosmetics.
00:03:32Now, how can I give you that job if you keep acting like a Kardashian, huh?
00:03:37Hmm.
00:03:39All right. Don't forget the meeting this afternoon, all right?
00:03:41And don't be late.
00:03:44Bye, Dad.
00:03:45Excuse me.
00:04:02Ew.
00:04:04I know, my Gucci.
00:04:06Why won't Michelangelo just grow up, huh?
00:04:09He needs to settle down and find himself a nice girl, huh?
00:04:14Thank you, Amelia.
00:04:17Good one, Romulus.
00:04:34These are great.
00:04:37I still don't have what I'm looking for.
00:04:39Do you guys mind staying a little longer?
00:04:42No problem.
00:04:43Let's take five and then I want to see you in that leopard print.
00:04:46How?
00:04:50Hi.
00:04:52Michelangelo.
00:04:53Chantal.
00:04:54Nice to meet you.
00:04:56I...
00:04:57couldn't notice how hot you are.
00:05:00I've got tickets to the premiere...
00:05:04Hold that thought.
00:05:07Hey, Dad.
00:05:09Where the hell were ya?
00:05:10Uh...
00:05:11Dad, I'm in a photo shoot.
00:05:13You're supposed to be at the office.
00:05:15Geppetto came here all the way from Milano.
00:05:18I can meet him later.
00:05:20Now the shoe lady's back on the plane again.
00:05:22Well, you're the one who planned the meeting during my shoot.
00:05:24Michelangelo, you are 31 years old.
00:05:26You gotta stop acting like an idiot teenager.
00:05:29You could be running the world's largest cosmetic company right now.
00:05:33You interned, you went to business school, you...
00:05:36You have potential, okay?
00:05:38But you say you wanna be the CEO?
00:05:40Well, you're gonna have to prove it.
00:05:41Cause so far...
00:05:43I ain't seen the end tape from you.
00:05:46Bye, Dad.
00:05:50Hey.
00:05:52You okay?
00:05:54Yeah.
00:05:56But...
00:05:57I'd be a lot better if you'd go out with me tonight.
00:05:58So, it's a really rare form of cancer.
00:06:17Luckily, my doctors did catch it early.
00:06:21Oh my god.
00:06:22There is an experimental treatment.
00:06:25But it's really expensive.
00:06:27And my insurance doesn't cover it.
00:06:30Don't worry about that.
00:06:32I have money saved.
00:06:34I'll find the rest.
00:06:35We will figure this out, okay?
00:06:37We're gonna get through this together.
00:06:42Yeah.
00:06:52Oh.
00:06:55Ciao, Gucci.
00:06:57Did she have a good walk?
00:07:01What's wrong?
00:07:07I'm sorry.
00:07:09This...
00:07:10No, no, forget about it.
00:07:11I'm sorry about your sister.
00:07:13The treatments are just really expensive.
00:07:16I have a savings.
00:07:18For my doggy daycare.
00:07:19My dream, but...
00:07:22It's only enough for one treatment.
00:07:24And who knows how many she's gonna need.
00:07:27Betsy practically raised us.
00:07:29After our parents passed,
00:07:32I would do anything for her.
00:07:35Amelia...
00:07:37I think I might know how to get you that money.
00:07:40You do?
00:07:42Come back tonight.
00:07:44And, uh...
00:07:46Buy something nice.
00:07:49Come on, baby.
00:07:52Oh, Amelia, you look bellissima.
00:08:02Except for the dog hair.
00:08:05Well, come with me.
00:08:08I have someone I want you to meet.
00:08:11Are they from Italy?
00:08:13Yes.
00:08:14Wow.
00:08:15In the middle of here.
00:08:17Well...
00:08:19Amelia, meet...
00:08:20Michelangelo, my son.
00:08:22I believe you both bumped into each other yesterday.
00:08:25Mm-hmm.
00:08:26Yeah.
00:08:27Aren't you the cleaning lady?
00:08:28I'm a dog walker.
00:08:30Don't be so defensive.
00:08:32I wasn't.
00:08:33I don't.
00:08:37Well, I suppose I'll let you two get acquainted.
00:08:40I have some unfinished business to do.
00:08:42Why don't you give yourself a glass of vino?
00:08:45Amelia.
00:08:47Arrivederci, huh?
00:08:48Huh?
00:08:56Do you want to do me a favor?
00:09:02What... exactly?
00:09:11How does it look?
00:09:12Not half bad.
00:09:13I mean...
00:09:15It's fine.
00:09:16Whatever.
00:09:20Let's do some sexy ones, okay?
00:09:22Or not.
00:09:24I don't feel like being your photographer all night.
00:09:26You work for my dad.
00:09:27You have to do what I say.
00:09:29You don't look like Romulus to me.
00:09:31Just a few more pictures.
00:09:33I'm not here to update your Tinder profile.
00:09:35I don't need Tinder.
00:09:37I'm an underwear model.
00:09:38My DMs are flooded like Florida in a hurricane.
00:09:41Whatever.
00:09:44No.
00:09:47Pour me another.
00:09:48I told you I'm...
00:09:49Now!
00:09:59See...
00:10:00Dog Walker.
00:10:02That wasn't so hard.
00:10:06What the fuck?
00:10:07This is fucking product!
00:10:08He brought him!
00:10:12Oh!
00:10:13Asshole!
00:10:14You crazy bitch!
00:10:18Amelia!
00:10:19Whoa!
00:10:20What's wrong?
00:10:21I asked her to pour me another drink, and she flipped out!
00:10:25I'm sorry, Romulus, but your son is a prick.
00:10:27I'm going to be leaving.
00:10:28No, no, no, please.
00:10:29I apologize.
00:10:30My son, he's just immature.
00:10:33All right?
00:10:33And that's why I invited you to put forward it.
00:10:37Please.
00:10:38All right?
00:10:39Just have a seat, all right?
00:10:40And I promise he'll be on his best behavior for the rest of the night.
00:10:43Won't you, son?
00:10:45So, Amelia needs money to pay for her sister's cancer treatment.
00:10:50Cancer?
00:10:52Yeah.
00:10:53And you need to settle down and prove that you're worthy of running the family business.
00:10:57Make my own money, Dad.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:01I want the business.
00:11:02Now, I think we can, uh, make a deal whereby everyone gets what they want.
00:11:10What kind of deal?
00:11:12Well, it's nothing crazy.
00:11:15No.
00:11:15Well, you two just have to get married, that's all.
00:11:19What?
00:11:21What?
00:11:22Romulus, what are you saying?
00:11:24I can't marry the male Paris Hilton.
00:11:26Yeah, and I can't marry someone who picks up dog crap for a living.
00:11:29Well, at least I don't pose in my tighty-whities for money.
00:11:33Well, Angelo, look, you have to grow up before you can run out business.
00:11:37And the best way to do that is to get married.
00:11:40We're not even a match.
00:11:42We hate each other.
00:11:43At least I do.
00:11:44Yeah, like a nuclear bomb.
00:12:11Romulus, isn't there another way?
00:12:15I don't want to be miserable for the rest of my life.
00:12:17Amelia, you do want to help your sister, don't you?
00:12:20Well, you'll be able to afford the treatment if you just agree to this arrangement.
00:12:29What's it gonna be?
00:12:34What's it gonna be?
00:12:38Fine.
00:12:39I'll do it.
00:12:41For Betsy.
00:12:45Well, Angelo, it's not polite to keep a lovely lady waiting.
00:12:49If you're not gonna agree to marry her,
00:12:52then you're gonna lose the business.
00:12:55And you're also gonna lose your inheritance.
00:12:58What the hell, Dad?
00:13:02Fuck it.
00:13:03Fine.
00:13:04I'll do it.
00:13:04Now, let's just go into the office now.
00:13:09The lorries have already drafted the contract.
00:13:11And, son, we are gonna need some champagne.
00:13:14You're in my market.
00:13:16Yeah.
00:13:16Try and make yourself look decent at once.
00:13:18You will be engaged for a period of 30 days, followed by a wedding planned by me.
00:13:27And I'll tell you, it's gonna be a big one for the ages, too.
00:13:31I hope the Halloween ball's not booked.
00:13:33Anyway, you must move in together immediately to avoid any suspicion, you know.
00:13:38Look, there's nothing wrong with an arranged marriage, but, well, it can't do any good if word got out to the public, right?
00:13:46That's why this has to be our own secret.
00:13:49Are we agreed?
00:13:51Sure.
00:13:52All right.
00:13:54Sign in.
00:13:54Salute to the new couple.
00:14:24So, your place or mine?
00:14:27I'm not staying at a doghouse.
00:14:29Fine.
00:14:31Then we'll stay at yours.
00:14:42So this is Michelangelo's place.
00:14:45It's like a museum in here.
00:14:47A Michelangelo museum.
00:14:49Ugh.
00:14:54Whoa, what was this?
00:15:06Put it in the trash.
00:15:07This isn't trash.
00:15:09These are my sisters.
00:15:09She's an artist.
00:15:11So put them in your room.
00:15:12I said you could live here, not decorate.
00:15:14Oh, I'm sorry.
00:15:15Is it clashing with your banana hammock?
00:15:18That's man-thong.
00:15:19It's trademarked.
00:15:24Look, I gotta go meet somebody.
00:15:26If this isn't cleaned up by the time I get back, I'm throwing it all in the fireplace.
00:15:30It's electric.
00:15:36Oh, by the way, this is gonna work.
00:15:40You might want to start wearing that.
00:15:44Gee, thanks.
00:15:45Welcome.
00:15:45You're getting married?
00:15:54Shh, Betsy.
00:15:56Don't tell the whole world.
00:15:58Sorry, Amelia.
00:15:59It's just...
00:16:01This isn't like you.
00:16:03You're saying we're...
00:16:04Reserved.
00:16:05Safe.
00:16:07Like I always taught you.
00:16:10Well, things change when you find out your sister has cancer.
00:16:14And besides, Michelangelo offered to help pay for some of your treatments.
00:16:19So, I'm okay with a quick proposal.
00:16:22Michelangelo?
00:16:23The Ninja Turtle?
00:16:25No.
00:16:27Michelangelo...
00:16:28Dino Valeno?
00:16:29Maybe you've heard of him?
00:16:32Michelangelo Dino Valeno?
00:16:33Shh!
00:16:38So, should I have to start a hundred cancel Bravo shows?
00:16:42How did you even meet?
00:16:43His dad is one of my clients.
00:16:47It's been a whirlwind of a romance.
00:16:51He's so toxic.
00:16:55Speak of the devil.
00:16:57Oh, yeah.
00:16:59You know, that's probably an old issue.
00:17:02This is a doctor's office.
00:17:06Amelia.
00:17:08Betsy Carlisle?
00:17:11Doctor's ready.
00:17:11We'll talk about this later.
00:17:14We'll talk about this later.
00:17:36Ready to get wet, baby?
00:17:37We're already wet.
00:17:55Where did that come from?
00:17:58Nice place.
00:18:02I love the artwork.
00:18:12Thanks.
00:18:13Finally.
00:18:24I love the good taste.
00:18:26No, I'm good.
00:18:27You had plenty at dinner.
00:18:28Yeah, a woman with good taste.
00:18:32No, I'm good.
00:18:34We had plenty at dinner.
00:18:36More for me.
00:18:40You know, if you like it down here, you should see the bedroom.
00:18:56Who are you?
00:18:58Who are you?
00:19:00Chantel, this is Amelia, my roommate.
00:19:06Whatever. Can you guys just keep it down? I have work tomorrow morning.
00:19:11This is my house?
00:19:13We will be as loud as we want to be.
00:19:15Scream at the top of our lungs!
00:19:18You've got to be kidding me.
00:19:20What's wrong, dog walker?
00:19:22Who's jealous?
00:19:24Jealous? I'm not jealous.
00:19:26Sweet dreams.
00:19:29Sweet dreams.
00:19:36I can't believe he said I was jealous.
00:19:38How could I ever want to be with a party boy like him?
00:19:42Even if he is kinda hot.
00:19:43See you later.
00:19:44And, um, don't worry about last night.
00:19:53Sorry.
00:19:54I had one too many to drink. It won't happen again.
00:19:55You better not.
00:19:59How's the hangover?
00:20:00How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:01Not now. My head's killing me.
00:20:02We need to talk about last night.
00:20:03We need to talk about last night.
00:20:04No.
00:20:05No.
00:20:06No.
00:20:07What we need to do is order a three egg omelette and home fries.
00:20:10It won't happen again.
00:20:11You better not.
00:20:24How's the hangover, roomie?
00:20:26Not now.
00:20:27My head's killing me.
00:20:28We need to talk about last night.
00:20:30No.
00:20:31What we need to do is order a three egg omelet and home fries.
00:20:34I don't care if you're fooling around with your bimbos.
00:20:37Monogamy wasn't in the contract.
00:20:39But your dad doesn't want people knowing that this is an arranged marriage.
00:20:42And you made it pretty clear to that girl last night that you don't care about me.
00:20:45Fine.
00:20:46I'll have her sign an NDA.
00:20:47Just give me my phone.
00:20:48My sister needs this money, Michelangelo.
00:20:52And if the paparazzi find out about this, then the contract is violated.
00:20:56Then neither of us get what we want.
00:20:58Yeah, no shit.
00:20:59I'm serious.
00:21:00Don't screw this up.
00:21:02I've been dealing with paparazzi since I was a teenager.
00:21:06I know what I'm doing.
00:21:08I'm a dog walker.
00:21:09And just so we're clear.
00:21:10I will fuck whoever I want.
00:21:12Whatever I want.
00:21:13Wherever I want.
00:21:14Fine.
00:21:15Do whatever you want.
00:21:17Sorry.
00:21:18It's a bit harsh.
00:21:21I'm just really...
00:21:23hung over.
00:21:25Whatever.
00:21:26That could have gone better.
00:21:27Hey, baby.
00:21:28You know, you don't have to keep working, Amelia.
00:21:29You're rich now.
00:21:30I know.
00:21:31I like it.
00:21:32Ah, it's good to hear.
00:21:33You know, I just hope that your work ethic rubs off on my son.
00:21:34Tell me, uh, how are things going between the two of you, huh?
00:21:38Oh, fine.
00:21:39Yeah.
00:21:40We're still getting to know each other.
00:21:41All right.
00:21:42Well, give him time, all right?
00:21:43Oh, and listen, he is not as bad as TMZ says, all right?
00:21:45Look, I promise.
00:21:46I wouldn't be so sure.
00:21:47Yeah, you're right.
00:21:48Well, we'll see you later.
00:21:49Yeah.
00:21:50Come on, Gucci.
00:21:51Come on.
00:21:52Bye, Gucci.
00:21:53Bye, Gucci.
00:21:54Bye, Gucci.
00:21:55Bye, Gucci.
00:21:56Bye, Gucci.
00:21:57Bye, Gucci.
00:21:58Bye, Gucci.
00:21:59Bye, Gucci.
00:22:00Bye, Gucci.
00:22:01Bye, Gucci.
00:22:16Hey, Amelia.
00:22:17Hey, Jake.
00:22:20Gucci, no!
00:22:21Royce!
00:22:23I'd say bad dog, but I'm not actually mad about this.
00:22:27It's to see you up close for once.
00:22:29Yeah, same here.
00:22:38Sorry, Gucci's a bit crazy.
00:22:42His whole family, actually.
00:22:44All these rich people are nuts.
00:22:46They should make a reality show.
00:22:48Real dog owners in Beverly Hills.
00:22:51Do you want to walk together?
00:22:54Let these two get to know each other?
00:22:56Yeah.
00:22:57I'd like that.
00:23:04So, how long have you been a dog walker?
00:23:07A couple months.
00:23:08I like it.
00:23:09I had a bunch of terrible gigs before.
00:23:11Barista.
00:23:13Uber driver.
00:23:14Delivery guy.
00:23:15Movie extra?
00:23:17You were in a movie.
00:23:18Actually, it was a toothpaste commercial.
00:23:20Just trying to impress you.
00:23:23How about you?
00:23:24How long have you been doing this?
00:23:26I don't know.
00:23:27My whole life, I guess.
00:23:28It started as a summer job, and then I turned it into my own business.
00:23:32I want to open a doggy daycare someday.
00:23:35Wow.
00:23:36I guess you really like dogs.
00:23:38Well, they're easier to hang out with than humans sometimes.
00:23:43If you want to hang out with this human sometime.
00:23:46My band's playing at the Echoplex tonight.
00:23:49Do you want to go?
00:23:52I kind of have to admit I had a crush on you.
00:23:56You did?
00:23:58Yeah.
00:24:00I still do.
00:24:04He's cute.
00:24:05I wish he'd asked me out before I got legally engaged.
00:24:09Then again, that fuckboy has been out having fun.
00:24:15I'd love to go to the concert.
00:24:17Hell yeah.
00:24:19I mean, uh, regular.
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:24I know it's risky, but I'm not a socialite like Michelangelo.
00:24:28I won't have to worry about paparazzi spotting me at the show.
00:24:33Hey, what's your ring?
00:24:36Um, it's just a class ring from high school.
00:24:41Looks pretty big.
00:24:43It was a big school.
00:24:45Public schools.
00:24:46Am I right?
00:24:52I mean, it kind of looks like an engagement ring.
00:24:55Me?
00:24:56Engaged?
00:24:57No.
00:24:58Are you kidding?
00:24:59I'm 24.
00:25:00I'm practically still a baby.
00:25:01I mean, I should be wearing diapers, crawling around, drooling.
00:25:05Nope.
00:25:06Single and ready to mingle.
00:25:08Okay.
00:25:12Royce pooped.
00:25:13I should pick it up.
00:25:15Where? I don't see it.
00:25:16Just over there.
00:25:19Come on.
00:25:20Do I have to wear a suit every day?
00:25:21Of course.
00:25:22It's an office.
00:25:23You want to be CEO?
00:25:24You got to look the part.
00:25:25You mean like, you look like Willy Wonka without the chocolate factory?
00:25:28Very funny.
00:25:29You know I'm retiring next year.
00:25:30Yes, I know.
00:25:31Yeah.
00:25:32That means you got to get up to speed rapidamente.
00:25:33So today you're going to be my shadow.
00:25:34You'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do.
00:25:35Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:36Fuck no.
00:25:37Come on, Dad.
00:25:38Okay.
00:25:39Wow.
00:25:40Oh my goodness.
00:25:41Are you okay?
00:25:42Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:25:43Here in case you were.
00:25:44Here in case you're in the case.
00:25:45That's a bad idea.
00:25:46You're going to be my shadow.
00:25:47You'll be my extra hands and we got a lot to do.
00:25:48Can I get Starbucks first?
00:25:49Fuck no.
00:25:51Come on, Dad.
00:25:52Okay.
00:25:57Wow.
00:25:59Oh my goodness.
00:26:03Are you okay?
00:26:05Hi, I'm Michelangelo.
00:26:07you're engaged remember and this is our new palette it's Matt's collection he
00:26:21really liked these colors so we did them twice but yeah that's presentation by me
00:26:28what dad what a day dad it's not even lunchtime yet look at you you got so lazy just sitting
00:26:44around taking pictures of yourself all the time just stick with it will you kid hard work does
00:26:50pay off let me just look at Amelia what about her she comes from nothing son nobody taught her how
00:26:57to run a business but she just worked hard and now now she earns money doing what she loves I
00:27:03guess that's impressive see see it is I hope she rubs off on you a little you know I just hope I
00:27:11don't get that uptight breaks over
00:27:27well not too bad one day down 40 more years to go
00:27:40now this is the time when you go home with Amelia you talk about the day's work
00:27:48raise you closer together comfort each other just like your mom and I used to do
00:27:54you know I'm thinking it's time for the world to meet Amelia tonight tonight shit when am I gonna
00:28:06tell Chantel I promised we'd Netflix and bang tonight the LA Zoo fundraiser lights camera red carpet
00:28:13perfect time to announce our lovely new addition to the deal for the deal now
00:28:18don't you think it's a bit soon dad I mean we just signed the contract what's the matter
00:28:24you're getting along aren't you yeah yeah just really starting to warm up to each other
00:28:31all right so it's all settled I'll see you at eight o'clock tonight in the limo and don't be late
00:28:37so remind me why are we getting makeovers done again because I want to do something nice for my
00:29:00favorite big sister and and you know I never splurge on stuff like this but since I'm part of the
00:29:09Dina Levino family now I think I can afford to let my hair down you better not let that hair down
00:29:14sorry just an expression
00:29:17how's it going in there I'm coming out
00:29:30that bad I've never seen a dog walker look this hot buy that dress ASAP
00:29:45leave me alone party boy I've got my own function tonight
00:29:53so
00:29:54you
00:29:56and
00:30:00you
00:30:10What are you looking at?
00:30:30You're spilling all over yourself.
00:30:32Thanks.
00:30:34Did you forget my name?
00:30:37No, it's just something.
00:30:40Different. Did you change your hair?
00:30:43Why do you care?
00:30:44The man whorehouse is yours tonight.
00:30:46I'm going out.
00:30:46I just forgot my charger.
00:30:48Awesome. Thanks.
00:30:52I'm taking this.
00:30:54Wait. I've been calling you.
00:30:55We're supposed to go to a fundraiser.
00:30:56I told you. I'm busy.
00:30:58Hold on.
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:02Amelia!
00:31:10All right. Hey.
00:31:11Look who's right on time.
00:31:13Nice.
00:31:14Where's Amelia?
00:31:16She's sick.
00:31:18She can't make it.
00:31:20Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:31:21If your fiancé is sick, you know, you can't go out and party.
00:31:24Yeah, you got to stay home with her.
00:31:26Give her some nice soup.
00:31:29I'll catch both of you for the next one.
00:31:31Tell Amelia that I hope she feels better soon.
00:31:33Poor thing.
00:31:35Okay, Dad.
00:31:37See you in the office.
00:31:37Stupid dog walker?
00:31:45Tricking me with her makeover.
00:31:46I'll teach her to mess with my plans.
00:31:56Hey.
00:31:57It's Michael Lennon, Dino, and Vino.
00:31:58You still track people?
00:31:59Wow.
00:32:16Amelia.
00:32:17Hi.
00:32:19You look like you just walked off a runway.
00:32:22Without a dog.
00:32:24Sorry.
00:32:25I don't come to concerts often.
00:32:27I kind of panicked.
00:32:28No worries.
00:32:28I should have mentioned this is more of a $5 beer kind of place.
00:32:32Yeah.
00:32:33But you're drinking for free tonight.
00:32:35Talk to the bartender.
00:32:37Wow.
00:32:37VIP treatment.
00:32:39You look like one.
00:32:41Thanks, Jack.
00:32:43Hey.
00:32:44Lover boy.
00:32:45We're on.
00:32:47Gotta go.
00:32:49Find me in the green room after.
00:32:51Hope you like it.
00:32:52Break a leg.
00:32:53Lover boy.
00:32:54Bye.
00:32:58Rock stars are so much better than underwear models.
00:33:16All I do.
00:33:18You know what I want, babe.
00:33:21You know what I want.
00:33:25Good.
00:33:26Nothing from Michelangelo.
00:33:27Maybe he's learned his lesson.
00:33:30One more piece.
00:33:36But that doesn't mean I'm not hooking up with Jake tonight.
00:33:38All I do.
00:33:40Jake, you guys are great.
00:33:49You really think so?
00:33:51I just feel like we're ripping off the strokes.
00:33:53The who?
00:33:55You don't know the strokes.
00:33:59Are they older?
00:34:01I'm more of a top 40 kind of girl.
00:34:03It's all right.
00:34:06Lots of stuff to introduce you to.
00:34:08You want some of that a drink?
00:34:10Yeah.
00:34:17So, when did you learn how to play guitar?
00:34:21Since I was 13.
00:34:23Played in bands all through high school and college, but I feel like this one's finally going someplace.
00:34:28That's awesome.
00:34:29And when I get my record deal, I can finally quit my job, focus on music full time.
00:34:35You're going to quit dog walking?
00:34:37I thought you liked it.
00:34:39I do, but it's just another gig until I hit it big in music.
00:34:42I don't even like dogs that much.
00:34:45I'm more of a cat person.
00:34:46A cat person?
00:34:50Who doesn't like dogs?
00:34:52Even Michelangelo's good with Gucci.
00:34:55I don't want to talk about work tonight.
00:34:56I just want to relax.
00:34:59Have a good time.
00:35:01You're beautiful, you know that?
00:35:06I thought I wanted to hook up with Jake.
00:35:08Now I'm not sure.
00:35:09We have nothing in common.
00:35:11Is it weird that I feel a tiny bit guilty?
00:35:17What the heck?
00:35:17I'm tipsy, and he's cute.
00:35:20Michelangelo had his fun.
00:35:21Now I can have mine.
00:35:22Looks like someone needs obedience.
00:35:39What's going on?
00:35:40That's Michelangelo Dina Lavino, the Nepo Baby underwear model.
00:35:45He's not.
00:35:46You coming with me, dog walker?
00:35:48Don't make me get the leash.
00:35:49What the hell, Michelangelo?
00:35:50Back off, dude.
00:35:53Back off.
00:35:54Grubby little hipster.
00:35:55She's my fiancée.
00:35:57So that was an engagement ring?
00:35:59Jake, I can explain.
00:36:02Let's go.
00:36:04I'm really sorry, Jake.
00:36:05I'm not, Jake.
00:36:11This is for making me Uber all the way to fucking Silver Lake.
00:36:15And this is for making me listen to Andy.
00:36:25I can't believe you did that.
00:36:26After your high and mighty speech?
00:36:27You're such a hypocrite.
00:36:29Yeah, well, I don't have the paparazzi following me around.
00:36:31Just an Italian-American psycho.
00:36:34I'm not following you around.
00:36:36You know what?
00:36:37I get it.
00:36:38You saw me with Chantel last night, and now you're jealous.
00:36:40Oh, me jealous?
00:36:43Did you see the way that you were acting around Jake?
00:36:46Like, I would ever fuck a dog walker.
00:36:48I am more than a dog walker, you playboy prick.
00:36:51I have a name.
00:36:53Wait, what are you doing?
00:36:54That is an original.
00:36:55I'm so sick of your bullshit.
00:36:58Oh, fine.
00:36:59I'll just hop in my time machine, go back to ancient Rome, and get another one.
00:37:02I don't care about your art, your money, your stupid mansion.
00:37:05You're treating me like shit.
00:37:08That's from the Renaissance.
00:37:09You are history's worst nightmare.
00:37:11I tried to make this work with you.
00:37:12We signed a contract.
00:37:14For an arranged marriage.
00:37:15Did you actually think this arrangement would be anything more than a business transaction?
00:37:19You are such a simpleton.
00:37:23Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:25Well, at least I'm not a spoiled brat.
00:37:27I tried to get along with you.
00:37:28You brought this on to yourself.
00:37:30I wish I never agreed to this awful engagement.
00:37:32Right back at you.
00:37:34I fucking hate you.
00:37:35I fucking hate you more.
00:37:53I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:00I wish I didn't care about what it is.
00:38:30where am i who's spooning me
00:38:44is that jake how drunk was i
00:38:49michelangelo dog walker
00:38:56oh i forgot we did that last night
00:39:02must have been all those free beers
00:39:06we don't have to talk about this right now we had too many drinks
00:39:10just forget it ever happened if that's what you want
00:39:14definitely um i have to go to work
00:39:20i should get up too
00:39:24there's pedia light in the fridge
00:39:28thanks for coming today sis
00:39:30of course
00:39:32my doctor did say i needed lots of exercise
00:39:36well you look great
00:39:38thanks
00:39:40i don't feel great
00:39:42the treatment's taking a lot out of me
00:39:46on the other hand
00:39:48are glowing today
00:39:50what's going on
00:39:52so
00:39:54michelangelo and i had sex last night
00:39:56wait
00:39:58for the first time
00:40:00yeah
00:40:02we're taking it slow
00:40:04michelangelo
00:40:06the male gigolo
00:40:08taking it slow
00:40:10maybe i did misjudge him
00:40:12and
00:40:14how was it
00:40:16well
00:40:18really bad
00:40:20right i knew it
00:40:22it was the best sex i ever had
00:40:24well
00:40:26that
00:40:28explains the glow
00:40:30i am happy for you sis
00:40:32physical chemistry is important
00:40:34that's actually what i wanted to talk to you about
00:40:36i don't get it
00:40:38he and i are nothing alike
00:40:40and yet he knows how to push all of my buttons
00:40:42i feel like
00:40:44like an arcade game and he just keeps getting the high score again and again and
00:40:48you get the picture
00:40:50hey
00:40:52opposites attract
00:40:54i mean
00:40:55that's
00:40:56why you guys love each other so much
00:40:58because you're so different
00:41:00something like that
00:41:10here comes
00:41:12right on the schedule
00:41:13dog walker's in love with me
00:41:15i'll have to let her down easy
00:41:18weird
00:41:19i haven't heard from the dog walker all morning
00:41:21what was that about
00:41:32must be the hangover
00:41:42hey i'd like to hang out tonight
00:41:44maybe we can finish what we started last time
00:41:51hey unfortunately something came up i can't make it tonight
00:42:06why can't i stop thinking about the dog walker
00:42:08and why hasn't she
00:42:10texted me yet
00:42:19hey
00:42:21Hey.
00:42:34Hi.
00:42:36We should talk about Leslie.
00:42:42I'm not very good with words.
00:42:43Me neither.
00:42:44But last night I...
00:42:46You don't have to say anything.
00:42:47We both know it was a mistake.
00:42:49And we can just go back to hating each other.
00:42:52Like nothing ever happened.
00:42:54I don't think you understand it.
00:42:55You just listen to me for a second.
00:42:56Look, you don't have to worry about me catching feelings.
00:42:59I'm a big girl.
00:43:00I've had a one-night stand before.
00:43:02I've never been with someone like you before.
00:43:05Okay, I get it.
00:43:06I'm not one of your models or your D-list actresses.
00:43:11You don't have to give me some big speech about letting me down easily.
00:43:15I know that if you would take back last night, that you would.
00:43:18And frankly, so would I.
00:43:19I mean, you're driving me nuts.
00:43:21You don't understand.
00:43:22Let's get some takeout and figure this thing out.
00:43:25I don't need you to mansplain my own feelings to me.
00:43:29Wait.
00:43:30Did you just call me Amelia?
00:43:35What happened to Dog Walker?
00:43:36I have a confession to make.
00:43:42Last night, I don't know how, I don't know why, that was the best sex I've ever had in my life.
00:43:52Really?
00:43:52Do I look like I'm lying?
00:43:55I'm not a good actor.
00:43:57I could even do reality TV.
00:43:59But there is a fire between us, Amelia.
00:44:03Some kind of crazy cosmic chemistry.
00:44:06You sound like you're reading a horoscope.
00:44:11Amelia.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:15I know you felt it too.
00:44:22Amelia, please.
00:44:24Don't act like you didn't feel it too.
00:44:27I felt it too.
00:44:28So why aren't we fighting it?
00:44:35I've been thinking about you all day.
00:44:38Me too.
00:44:38I do.
00:44:58So, I set the kitchen on fire?
00:45:16How am I supposed to know you're not supposed to light fireball shots on fire?
00:45:20It's not my fault.
00:45:21They should change the name.
00:45:24No wonder they canceled Vanderpump's Superyacht.
00:45:27If you think that's funny, just wait until the next episode.
00:45:30The captain gets super drunk off espresso martinis and he almost sinks the boat.
00:45:39You know, when you're not acting like a complete douchebag, you're not so bad.
00:45:45Thanks?
00:45:47You know, we could actually try this.
00:45:51Hey, if the sex stays this good, I'm open for anything.
00:45:54I'm serious.
00:45:55The wedding's coming up.
00:45:59We could give it a shot.
00:46:01You mean like you and me.
00:46:03Together, together.
00:46:04Why not?
00:46:06Were you planning on marrying someone else?
00:46:07Oh, Gucci, what's the rush?
00:46:28Oh, hey, Royce.
00:46:31Jake?
00:46:32How's it going?
00:46:34Good.
00:46:35Yeah.
00:46:37Look, the other night was kind of...
00:46:38Crazy.
00:46:39I know.
00:46:41I should have told you about Michelangelo.
00:46:43We were kind of in a fight.
00:46:46I'm sorry for bringing you into this.
00:46:48Is he always like that?
00:46:50So aggressive and controlling?
00:46:52I couldn't believe the way he just dragged you off like that.
00:46:55He was like a caveman lugging home his woman.
00:46:57Well, I am his woman.
00:47:00He saw us together and he got jealous.
00:47:03And I don't blame him.
00:47:05Oh, my God.
00:47:06Am I actually sticking up for Michelangelo Dinovolino?
00:47:10I didn't mean to pry.
00:47:12I just wanted to make sure everything's okay.
00:47:15I'm here if you need to talk.
00:47:16Thanks, Jake.
00:47:18But I'm engaged.
00:47:21Remember?
00:47:22And the only person I want to talk to is my fiancé.
00:47:25I thought we had a connection.
00:47:27You're a cat person.
00:47:29It never would have worked.
00:47:31Come on, Gucci.
00:47:32Let's go.
00:47:36Cats are awesome.
00:47:37That was a great presentation.
00:47:44The marketing director loved her ideas for the new line.
00:47:47You think so?
00:47:48Ooh.
00:47:49Maybe I'm finally starting to get a hang of this CEO thing.
00:47:52Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:47:53Now, listen.
00:47:54I got to fly to Paris for a few days.
00:47:56You mind watching your little brother for me?
00:47:59Gucci?
00:47:59Sure.
00:48:00But, I mean, you know, dogs are more Amelia's specialty.
00:48:03Yeah, but that's how you impress her.
00:48:05You invite her for a romantic date at the dog park.
00:48:09At the dog park?
00:48:10Mm-hmm.
00:48:11I just texted her.
00:48:12It's all set.
00:48:13Now, go get her, lover boy.
00:48:27So, you just throw it and he brings it back?
00:48:30You've never played fetch before?
00:48:33It's my dad's dog.
00:48:35Not mine.
00:48:37Let me try.
00:48:39That's okay.
00:48:40I know you don't want to touch a slobbery ball with your dainty hands.
00:48:46Do you ever get tired of the dog stuff?
00:48:50No.
00:48:51I like my work.
00:48:52What's the point of working if you never get a chance to have fun?
00:48:58You're right.
00:48:58I should work less.
00:49:01If nothing else, you're letting me get closer to my little brother.
00:49:08Fetch Gucci.
00:49:09I've got a big surprise.
00:49:16A surprise?
00:49:18Just wait and see.
00:49:19I'll see you next time.
00:49:28Have a good night.
00:49:29Have a good night, Mr. Dino Bellino.
00:49:29What's that?
00:49:36A special delivery from Masterione's Italian Deli.
00:49:42But Gucci?
00:49:44It's your favorite prosciutto.
00:49:45You know, that's awful for dogs, right?
00:49:50I thought you were off the clock today.
00:49:54Besides, a special occasion.
00:49:57I also thought we could use his water bowl to pour a little Chianti into it.
00:50:01It's for us.
00:50:06Why don't you get us a corkscrew?
00:50:07What else is in the bag?
00:50:08Just some imported Italian ingredients so I can make you a real Italian dinner.
00:50:13You can cook?
00:50:28That was so good.
00:50:29I feel like I just went to Italy, even though I've never been.
00:50:34How did you do this?
00:50:36I can't cook at all.
00:50:38Making Italian food is one of my favorite things to do.
00:50:40Did you learn in culinary school?
00:50:42No.
00:50:43My mom taught me.
00:50:45Tell me about her.
00:50:46I never told a girl about my mom.
00:50:50Sorry.
00:50:51I don't mean to pray.
00:50:53She passed away when I was 11.
00:50:56Breast cancer.
00:50:57But I have a lot of good memories of her.
00:51:01She grew up in a little village in Tuscany and she taught me everything I know about cooking.
00:51:07We'd spend hours in the kitchen just cooking and eating and laughing.
00:51:11I mean, I still have all of her recipes here.
00:51:17Handwritten in Italian.
00:51:19That's really special.
00:51:20I miss her.
00:51:25And this might sound corny, but I feel a little closer to her when I make her recipes.
00:51:31It's not corny.
00:51:32But I didn't know you were such a softie.
00:51:35Just don't tell TMZ.
00:51:37What about your parents?
00:51:41My parents died in a car accident when I was 13.
00:51:45It's been me and Betsy ever since.
00:51:48I'm sorry.
00:51:49I just really hope these treatments work.
00:51:53I don't want to lose her too.
00:51:57I'm sorry.
00:51:58Your story made me emotional.
00:52:00I'm gonna go do the dishes.
00:52:02I'll help you.
00:52:02No, no, it's fine.
00:52:04I like doing the dishes.
00:52:05It relaxes me.
00:52:07Good.
00:52:08Because I hate them.
00:52:09Well, then I guess we make a good team.
00:52:15Is it just the wine?
00:52:17Or am I really falling for him?
00:52:20Her.
00:52:23You don't want espresso.
00:52:26It's not my place.
00:52:33Hey.
00:52:35Hey.
00:52:36Do you want an espresso?
00:52:38I just figured out how to make the machine work.
00:52:40No, thank you.
00:52:41You need to have a morning meeting.
00:52:42I'm kind of in a rush.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:43Well, don't forget Gucci.
00:52:45How could I?
00:52:48Ready, bro?
00:52:50Well, let me fix your tie.
00:52:53What do you know about ties?
00:52:55You wear t-shirts to work.
00:52:57And you wore man thongs two weeks ago.
00:53:00Touche.
00:53:00There you go.
00:53:03Okay, bye.
00:53:04Bye.
00:53:07Love you.
00:53:08Love you, too.
00:53:19Sorry.
00:53:20Reflex.
00:53:21I didn't mean to say that.
00:53:22Me neither.
00:53:23Too soon.
00:53:25Talk about it later?
00:53:27Yeah.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Okay.
00:53:30Ugh, could that have been any more awkward?
00:53:33And is Michelangelo really in love with me?
00:53:40Look who's here.
00:53:42Hey, my little guy.
00:53:45Hey, little Gucci.
00:53:47Look at this right here.
00:53:49Huh?
00:53:50Let's try it.
00:53:52Oh, yeah.
00:53:53Now, here's mine.
00:53:56Just like that, huh?
00:53:57Yeah.
00:53:58Even got one for Big Brother.
00:54:00Right there.
00:54:02Come to Papa.
00:54:03Yes, my boy.
00:54:06All right, all right.
00:54:07So, we got to talk about this wedding, right?
00:54:10This is two weeks off.
00:54:12Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:13They're waiting for an answer.
00:54:14And I bumped into Chris Martin on the plane.
00:54:17He says the band is free.
00:54:20You like Coldplay, right?
00:54:21That we can't have the wedding at the Hollywood Bowl.
00:54:25Oh.
00:54:26Well, all right.
00:54:27Then we'll book the Magic Castle.
00:54:29How about that?
00:54:30Not too big.
00:54:31Plenty of room for Coldplay, huh?
00:54:33Let's just pump the brakes.
00:54:35We cannot plan a wedding like this.
00:54:37What?
00:54:38Something wrong with me?
00:54:40No.
00:54:41Everything is great.
00:54:42It's better than great, honestly.
00:54:45But we cannot have a big, flashy wedding.
00:54:48That's our thing.
00:54:51It's not Amelia's thing.
00:54:53I think it'd make her uncomfortable.
00:54:55Wow.
00:54:56I never thought of that.
00:54:59You know, you have a very good point there.
00:55:02I'm very impressed.
00:55:04You've never acted like this with any other woman.
00:55:08I can't say I've ever felt like this with another girl.
00:55:12Sounds like you might be falling in love.
00:55:15Love?
00:55:17Yeah.
00:55:18I don't know.
00:55:21He's cute.
00:55:22All right, all right.
00:55:24Change of deal.
00:55:25Then I cancel the Hollywood Bowl.
00:55:27All right?
00:55:27And then we'll have a nice, small, intimate affair.
00:55:30A wedding with Coldplay.
00:55:33No Coldplay, Dad.
00:55:35No Coldplay.
00:55:43So, it's about my cancer treatment.
00:55:47It's not working.
00:55:49I know it.
00:55:50I talked to my doctors yesterday.
00:55:53And I'm cured.
00:55:55What?
00:55:56You're cured?
00:55:58Oh, congratulations.
00:56:02I wasn't expecting it.
00:56:04I didn't think I would be cured in only two sessions.
00:56:07It only took two sessions?
00:56:10I almost had enough in my savings to cover that.
00:56:13Maybe I didn't need the Dina Valino's money.
00:56:16What's wrong, sis?
00:56:18We should be celebrating!
00:56:20I brought Prosecco.
00:56:21No.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23No, I'm good.
00:56:24Yeah.
00:56:25Amelia, I'm your sister.
00:56:28You can tell me anything.
00:56:31Is it Michelangelo?
00:56:33Is everything okay?
00:56:35If that punk pretty boy hurts you,
00:56:37I will take that man thong
00:56:39and give him a wedgie so far up his butt
00:56:41that it will cut him in two.
00:56:43It's not Michelangelo, Betsy.
00:56:47It's me.
00:56:48I have to tell you something.
00:56:55I cannot believe that they convinced you to do an arranged marriage!
00:57:01What is this, Game of Thrones?
00:57:03It was the only way that I could pay for your treatments.
00:57:06And you know that I would do anything for you.
00:57:07Actually, he's not that bad.
00:57:13I kind of like him.
00:57:16Yeah, babe, that's called Stockholm Syndrome.
00:57:19We need to get you out of there.
00:57:21Betsy, I have real feelings for him.
00:57:26But what about the tabloid stories?
00:57:30You heard what he did to that floozy in Disney World.
00:57:33They banned him for life.
00:57:35You'll never go to Epcot.
00:57:36He's not actually like the stories.
00:57:40Or at least not to me.
00:57:43He's only acting like that to get into your pants, Amelia.
00:57:47If you marry Michelangelo,
00:57:50he will make your life a living hell.
00:57:54What if you meet him?
00:57:56Yeah, meet him.
00:57:58Maybe he'll change your mind.
00:57:59Maybe you'll actually like him.
00:58:01Don't count on it.
00:58:03Please, me, just give him a chance.
00:58:06Fine.
00:58:08Yes.
00:58:09Only one.
00:58:10Yes.
00:58:13You won't regret it.
00:58:14I'm going to go get the Prosecco.
00:58:18You better bring the whole bottle.
00:58:20Thank you for making dinner.
00:58:26Of course.
00:58:27I'm glad she's cancer-free.
00:58:28We need to celebrate.
00:58:32Michelangelo, you know that Betsy is the most important person in the world to me, right?
00:58:38You mean besides me?
00:58:39I'm serious.
00:58:40It's really important to me that you two get along.
00:58:42Have a glass of wine.
00:58:46Tonight's going to be great.
00:58:56It's enormous.
00:58:58Why would anybody need so much room?
00:59:03It's nice to see you, too, sis.
00:59:09Nice to finally meet you, Betsy.
00:59:13So, this is the infamous, uh, Michelangelo.
00:59:19Uh, how about we start off with a glass of champagne?
00:59:25$96 Dom Perignon?
00:59:26Amelia, you said that's the year that you were born.
00:59:29Yeah, I-sorry, I can't drink that fancy stuff.
00:59:32It's worth more than my car.
00:59:34Why would anybody spend that much on a drink?
00:59:38$8.99 at Ralph's.
00:59:40It's delicious.
00:59:40This was made in France.
00:59:44Sorry.
00:59:45Can't touch that stuff.
00:59:47So, who wants a drink?
00:59:49You hardly touch your food.
01:00:13It's a little too rich for me.
01:00:18Mine tastes great.
01:00:19So, Michelangelo, I have some big sister questions to ask about the pernuptials coming up.
01:00:28You don't mind, do you?
01:00:30Fire away.
01:00:32So, I know you two have been having your...
01:00:35fun.
01:00:37Um, but...
01:00:39what's this relationship gonna look like once that honeymoon phase wears off?
01:00:44I don't think it's going to.
01:00:47That's cute and all, but...
01:00:49What about her career?
01:00:50Are you going to support her?
01:00:52Or kids?
01:00:53What's your stance on that?
01:00:54Or are you just going to jump to the next person once you get bored and this gets too serious?
01:00:58Betsy!
01:00:59Look, I know I have a past, but I'm committed to it.
01:01:05We haven't talked about kids, but I'm open to anything.
01:01:09See, Michelangelo, that's my point.
01:01:10You two are getting married, and you barely know each other.
01:01:14We know it all.
01:01:16Easy Betsy.
01:01:19I just think it's a bad idea getting married this soon.
01:01:22And if you really cared about Amelia, you would give her the time.
01:01:26And what makes you such an expert?
01:01:28I don't see a ring on your finger.
01:01:31Michelangelo...
01:01:31You probably picked them apart the way you're doing me right now.
01:01:34It's no wonder Amelia was so uptight when I met her.
01:01:36She gets it from you.
01:01:38Are you going to let him talk to me like that, Amelia?
01:01:40You started it.
01:01:41Why don't we all just calm down?
01:01:51Betsy's just looking out for my best interests.
01:01:53No, she's alone and miserable and trying to drag you down with her.
01:01:57That's not fair, Michelangelo.
01:01:58She's not been fair to me since she walked through the door.
01:02:00You're the horniest bastard in Beverly Hills.
01:02:02And you're a frigid, lonely woman who cannot stand to see her sister happy.
01:02:06You know what?
01:02:07You can't talk to Betsy like that.
01:02:08That's my sister.
01:02:09She just survived cancer.
01:02:10That doesn't give her a right to insult me inside my own house.
01:02:16This is my house, too, and she can say whatever she wants.
01:02:19Not to me!
01:02:20You know, maybe she should be concerned.
01:02:22I don't like this side of you.
01:02:23See, I told you you should have spent more time getting to know each other,
01:02:26but I guess the contract doesn't allow for that.
01:02:29You told her?
01:02:30She's my sister.
01:02:31I don't care.
01:02:32That violates our agreement.
01:02:33Oh, is that all I am to you?
01:02:35A contractual agreement?
01:02:36Some kind of obligation?
01:02:38It's not what I meant.
01:02:39It came out wrong, Amelia.
01:02:40I love you.
01:02:43You love me?
01:02:45Don't listen to him.
01:02:46He doesn't even know what that means.
01:02:47Shut the fuck up!
01:02:49You know what?
01:02:50Maybe she was right.
01:02:51I shouldn't have signed that contract.
01:02:53It's over.
01:02:53We need to get out of here.
01:03:01I've seen too many true crime documentaries on Netflix to know what happens when you tell rich people secrets.
01:03:07Amelia, I know this is hard to hear, but you did the right thing.
01:03:17You do so much better than him.
01:03:19Yeah.
01:03:21Yeah.
01:03:22But he isn't a monster.
01:03:24I shouldn't have said that.
01:03:25We can talk about it on the road.
01:03:27Get packing, and if we leave now, we can get to Mexico by dawn.
01:03:31Lay low for a bit.
01:03:33Mexico?
01:03:34Or Canada.
01:03:35Whatever.
01:03:36It's that, or stay here and get sued by the Dino Levinos.
01:03:40Or worse.
01:03:41I don't think Romulus and Michelangelo would sue us.
01:03:44I mean, I only told you about the contract.
01:03:47It's not like I told the media.
01:03:49You don't know that.
01:03:51We're liabilities.
01:03:53Lose ends.
01:03:55You should listen to more True Kind podcast.
01:04:00Get rid of that thing.
01:04:02They could be tracking us right now.
01:04:05Yeah, you know, Michelangelo did manage to follow me to the ecoplex the other day.
01:04:09See?
01:04:11You could have a sniper on us.
01:04:17It's Romulus.
01:04:19Hey, Romulus.
01:04:21What?
01:04:22What do you mean Gucci's missing?
01:04:36Oh, you came.
01:04:39Against my better judgment.
01:04:41I'm not happy you've been blowing me off.
01:04:44I've just been busy, but it's over with now.
01:04:49You should punish me for straying.
01:04:52You make me sick.
01:04:56I make me sick.
01:05:06Nice underwear.
01:05:10It's a great craftsmanship.
01:05:11Okay.
01:05:16Let's get this over with.
01:05:21Is that all you have to say?
01:05:23Do you even realize how hot I am?
01:05:26I'm sorry, Chantel.
01:05:30I thought I wanted this.
01:05:32But I don't.
01:05:36I'm not the stud that I used to be.
01:05:41Amelia broke up with me.
01:05:47It feels like she's stomping on my heart with one of your shoes.
01:05:52Never in a million years did I think I'd fall for a dog walk with my hair.
01:05:55I am fucking devastated.
01:05:58And all her wishes I could take back how I acted.
01:06:01And just wanted to come back to me.
01:06:13Amelia?
01:06:16Hi, Dad.
01:06:18Gucci's gone?
01:06:19I'll be right there.
01:06:29Romulus.
01:06:30What?
01:06:30Hold on.
01:06:32Oh.
01:06:33Well, I only had him off the leash for a second, you know.
01:06:37We're practically in the house, and then all of a sudden, he just shot off like a rocket.
01:06:41I've been calling him all night, but he won't come back!
01:06:45Cole, we can help you find him.
01:06:48Yeah?
01:06:49Right?
01:06:50Oh.
01:06:51Good, thanks.
01:06:52Good.
01:06:53Gucci!
01:06:54This better not be a trap.
01:06:56Just come on.
01:06:59Gucci!
01:07:00Gucci!
01:07:01Gucci!
01:07:02Hey, hey, hey!
01:07:03Where's Michelangelo?
01:07:04Huh?
01:07:04I thought you were both together.
01:07:05Why isn't he here with you?
01:07:07Oh, um, he's...
01:07:08Sorry, I'm late, Dad.
01:07:11Where were you?
01:07:12I had to stop for late night delivery at Mastrionis.
01:07:15It's Gucci's favorite prosciutto.
01:07:17This doesn't ring out of hiding.
01:07:18Nothing will.
01:07:20Smart move, kid.
01:07:22Here, ladies.
01:07:23Take a piece of this prosciutto here.
01:07:25That's it, Dad.
01:07:26Ha, ha, ha.
01:07:29And me the urx.
01:07:30Gucci!
01:07:41Gucci!
01:07:41We've been looking for him all night long.
01:07:53We're never gonna find him.
01:07:55I don't give up, Dad.
01:07:56He's just off having a little adventure.
01:07:58Keep looking.
01:07:58He'll turn up in a few minutes.
01:08:01See?
01:08:02They're not gonna kill us.
01:08:04I do have to admit, though,
01:08:06I didn't expect to see this side of him.
01:08:08He's really there for his dad.
01:08:11His dad's dog.
01:08:12So you approve now?
01:08:15They didn't say that.
01:08:19Gucci!
01:08:23Gucci!
01:08:23My boy's back!
01:08:25Okay, okay.
01:08:35I'm a little closer to approving.
01:08:38I might have possibly misjudged you.
01:08:51A little.
01:08:53It's okay.
01:08:54Most of what the tabloids publish is true.
01:08:57They just leave out part of the story.
01:09:00Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:06Please?
01:09:08Amelia, can we talk?
01:09:14Please?
01:09:15Okay.
01:09:25Amelia, I'm sorry about earlier tonight.
01:09:29I shouldn't have attacked your sister,
01:09:32and I shouldn't have blown up at you
01:09:33for mentioning the contract.
01:09:38I hope that you know you mean so much more to me
01:09:41than just a business agreement.
01:09:44Thanks for saying that.
01:09:46I needed to hear that.
01:09:49And I'm sorry for calling you a monster.
01:09:53You're not one.
01:09:55I'm still learning new things about you.
01:09:58Most of them are good.
01:09:59I'm happy we signed the contract.
01:10:04I'm not.
01:10:08You're not?
01:10:09What do you mean?
01:10:12Amelia, this might sound crazy,
01:10:15but I meant it when I said that I love you.
01:10:18And I don't want some silly piece of paper
01:10:22to be the reason that we stay together.
01:10:25I want to know that our love is real.
01:10:29Dad.
01:10:31What is it, son?
01:10:31I want to cancel the contract
01:10:34between me and Amelia.
01:10:36Why, son?
01:10:38Because I want to ask her to marry me.
01:10:41And not because of some legal obligation,
01:10:47but because she wants to.
01:10:53Consider our contract null and void.
01:10:56Amelia, where will it be?
01:11:08Will you marry me?
01:11:12Will you marry me?
01:11:15Yes.
01:11:16I'll marry you.
01:11:26You've made me the happiest underwear model
01:11:34in the world.
01:11:36And I'm the happiest dog walker.
01:11:39Look at me.
01:11:40I'm dripping like a Roman aqueduct.
01:11:44All right, all right, you two.
01:11:46That's enough, all right?
01:11:48We spent this whole night together.
01:11:50Come over to my place, all right?
01:11:52We'll have a nice breakfast, Italian style.
01:11:54Well, hopefully it's not too rich for you.
01:11:58I think I can get used to it.
01:12:00And then we can all discuss the wedding, all right?
01:12:03I want to hear from everybody involved,
01:12:05especially Coldplay.
01:12:07We're not getting Coldplay, Dad.
01:12:10It was worth a try.
01:12:11Okay.
01:12:24And now the bride and groom would like to give their vows.
01:12:38Michelangelo?
01:12:42Amelia,
01:12:43even though we're far from a perfect couple,
01:12:48we're perfect together.
01:12:51I've learned so much from you in such a short amount of time,
01:12:55and not just about dogs.
01:12:58I don't know how I ever managed anything without you.
01:13:02I'm looking forward to your support and counsel
01:13:10as I take over the family business from my father this year.
01:13:13And in return, I promise to be patient and a loving husband
01:13:21as you turn our backyard into the doggy daycare you've always dreamed of.
01:13:25Amelia, you are the only thing better than free underwear.
01:13:36I love you so much.
01:13:44I never thought I would end up with a former man thong model,
01:13:48but here we are.
01:13:51Michelangelo, you've helped me come out of my shell,
01:13:53and you've taught me how to live life to the fullest,
01:13:55something I hope to do more of on our honeymoon in Italy.
01:14:03And although we haven't spent much time together,
01:14:06it feels like a lifetime, in a good way.
01:14:09I know your mom would be proud of you.
01:14:12Tiamo, Michelangelo.
01:14:13I love you.
01:14:15With the power vested in me by Almighty God
01:14:17and the city of Beverly Hills,
01:14:19I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:14:21You may kiss your bride.
01:14:32Thanks.
01:14:34I'm Betsy.
01:14:35Amelia's sister.
01:14:37I'm Jake.
01:14:38Another dog walker.
01:14:40It's crazy, you know, given my sister,
01:14:43but I always been more of a cat person.
01:14:46Me too!
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