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90 Day: Pillow Talk - Season 32 Episode 10 -
Mind The Gap
Mind The Gap
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00:00On our rooftop deck here, the scenery, the Sea of Cortez,
00:03the mountains over here.
00:05Walking down the streets with the dogs,
00:07no worries about cars or people or anyone.
00:10And the rattlesnake.
00:11Cheers.
00:12Guess what time it is?
00:13Showtime.
00:13Showtime.
00:14Let's do it.
00:20I want you to be 100% honest with me.
00:23How much debt?
00:24What's the actual number?
00:2620.
00:27Oh, ooh.
00:28That's a lot.
00:29That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say.
00:31She's moving to Australia, right?
00:33Like, is there a debt in America?
00:34What do you think it just goes away?
00:36Hell yeah, it just goes away.
00:37Just don't go back.
00:38I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome.
00:41Where's that?
00:42Someone, like, kidnaps somebody and takes them hostage.
00:45Then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive.
00:48Facts.
00:49You are being controlled, brother.
00:51Do I have that?
00:53Do you have it?
00:54I'm the one that's held hostage here in Mexico.
00:56Before the main ceremony begins,
00:59he spread some holy water, which was mixed with a cow urine.
01:03Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water,
01:06so maybe it's just a dribble.
01:08Just the last shake of it.
01:10What the ?
01:11Hold up, hold up, hold up.
01:12Time out.
01:13Reflect.
01:14Let's hold it.
01:15Cow beat.
01:16Cow piss.
01:17That place probably smell like a New York City train station.
01:25And then, let's go.
01:26The show's about to start.
01:28Woo!
01:29I'm here.
01:30We go to India tonight.
01:32What do you have on?
01:34What do you got on that change from?
01:36From India?
01:37From real money?
01:38I love India.
01:43Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
01:45Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
01:46All right, Andy, go change.
01:47Go and hit all that racket you got going, all that.
01:51You.
01:52What a nasty ..
01:53Come on, Lisey
01:56I didn't know I looked that bad
02:11I could scare a child with my looks
02:13Alright, John
02:14The boogeyman's gonna come
02:16Yeah, you better go to bed
02:19Hey, girl
02:20Wow, you look good
02:22Am I glowing?
02:22Yeah, a little bit
02:24I'm loving the fit today
02:25I love it
02:26You look really good
02:27Rose on my heart
02:29Because I have a floral personality
02:31Okay
02:32Okay, it's the other way
02:34And I cannot wait to see Jenny and Samit
02:37I want to see what this cafe turns out like
02:38I know, I'm excited to see Greta and Matthew
02:40How they're settling in in the UK
02:42Let's go visit right now
02:44See how I did that
02:46See how I did that there
02:47Damn, look at them feet, man
02:53Hey, Jenny, swing those hips, girl
02:57We got that Jenny moves
03:00I got those Jenny moves
03:02And I'm Samit
03:04The cafe now looks like a cafe
03:07Construction's done
03:09Equipment is in
03:10And today is just final touches
03:13It's really exciting
03:15She sounds so excited
03:18She sounds so excited
03:18It's really exciting
03:20And I'm pooped
03:21I had to get up at the crack of noon
03:23To get this thing going
03:25Jenny, what do you do?
03:28Make coffee
03:29Just coffee
03:30She's going to be a barista?
03:32She's going to be a barista
03:33Apparently that's not enough in India
03:35You're a in-the-closet barista
03:38That's a new course I should take, actually
03:40A barista course
03:41Well, you took cake courses
03:42Cookie courses
03:44Balloon courses
03:45I like to learn
03:47My coffee game is really spot on
03:50I get in my car
03:51And I go to a drive-thru and order
03:53Well, you know I make coffee every day
03:55So, it's so good
03:56That's nice
03:56Yeah, I get someone to make mine
03:58See how crowded it is already?
04:01We're not even working yet
04:02This is such a small space
04:04How are we going to all fit in here?
04:07I can't cook in there
04:08I'm sorry
04:09There's too much people, man
04:10I like elbow room
04:12That's too tight
04:13It's too tight
04:14I go crazy
04:15I go crazy
04:16It's supposed to be for one person
04:18Like, what, do you got to watch each other make coffee?
04:20Once you get the groove down
04:21You can figure it out
04:22No matter what the size is
04:24I could say something dirty
04:26But I won't
04:26You just did
04:28By saying that
04:29Jeez
04:30Smell it out
04:33Smell it out
04:34Cut it here
04:35Is it in the toilet?
04:50Oh!
04:52Bathroom toilet water
04:53That's toilet water
04:54Are you kidding me?
04:55Wait, that's not the toilet though, right?
04:57No, I mean, it's tap water
04:58But just the idea of it being in the bathroom
05:00Like, I don't know
05:02This is unfiltered water
05:04The area is next to the toilet
05:06It's not hygienic at all
05:08No, that is not hygienic
05:10At all
05:11That is bad
05:12Well, you boil it
05:13No, Pat
05:14Think of people taking
05:15Are they pooping right there?
05:17I don't want it in the stall next to it
05:19I don't even want it
05:20Like, in the thing
05:21I don't need feces around the area
05:23What happened?
05:25Like, they fill the water
05:26From the bathroom
05:27And using it for cooking
05:28How you gonna open up
05:30That's true
05:31When you cook
05:32The more thing you need
05:34In the kitchen
05:34Is the water
05:35Jenny's like
05:36Ready to make coffee
05:37Jenny's like
05:38I just drank a whole cup of coffee
05:40Maybe this is why
05:43People get sick a lot
05:44When they eat in India
05:45Now you know the secret
05:51Now you know what it is
05:53If Jenny says it
05:54What do you think is gonna happen, Jamal?
05:56Do you think they'll be able to open tomorrow?
05:57I don't know
05:58They better do a rain dance or something
06:00Try to get some water that way
06:01There is no water in sight
06:02Unless it's the one where
06:04You used to wash your ass
06:05And no one wants that
06:06Australia?
06:10Australia, it has to be, mate
06:12Down under
06:13Good day, mate
06:14Oh, we're going back down under
06:16Aw, thanks
06:19James, I feel so special
06:21You are
06:22Good day, mate
06:23Say it
06:23Well, it's all for the kangaroos, mate
06:25You never know when they're going to hit the derby
06:27Patia and Dylan
06:30Ooh, ooh
06:32Stripper Dylan
06:33Ooh
06:33Wow
06:36Oh, my God
06:39This is super comfortable
06:40Is it weird?
06:42Damn, that couch is a lot of damn money
06:44Oh, the furniture shopping
06:46Well, they got a furniture up the place
06:49The new place
06:50Furniture up the place
06:51Yeah, how do you say it?
06:53Furniture it up?
06:54Furnish the house
06:56Point big place
06:57That doesn't sound as fun
06:58Oh, here it is
06:59That's what I like
07:00You really like that one
07:02It looks like a movie theater, I think
07:03It does
07:04Beautiful
07:05That's what I should have got, Jamal
07:06I wish
07:07I have to say
07:08You did a really good job with this couch
07:10Like, it's comfy
07:11It's got memory foam
07:13You did a good job
07:15Thanks, I'm glad you like it
07:16I love it
07:16When I'm shopping for furniture
07:20I look for quality
07:21I look for comfort
07:22And I look for durability
07:24You do need to look at the price tag also
07:27That does come into it, my love
07:28Look at her face
07:31As soon as it says that price tag
07:32She like
07:33She like turned down
07:35You like stinging
07:36Hey, it's called being conservative with the dollar
07:40That's all
07:40You know, sometimes I don't like to look at price tags either
07:45You can't help it that you want nice things
07:48Yeah
07:48Sometimes I think price tags are just a suggestion
07:50I am that kind of shopper too
07:53I don't look at prices
07:54If I like it, I like it
07:56And if I gotta pay what I gotta pay
07:57It's what I gotta pay
07:58But usually you don't have that much money in the bank
08:00And then you say, baby, look
08:01Well, I gotta swipe your card
08:03But that means I still got what I wanted
08:05Without checking the price
08:06So this is like $2,699
08:08And this one is $2,099
08:11Say what?
08:13Who's paying for it?
08:14What do you think is a reasonable price to spend on a couch?
08:16$800
08:17The last couch I had was like $5,000
08:19Yeah, that's not talking about
08:21Nuts
08:22Who wants to spend $5,000 on a couch?
08:23Seriously
08:24Sometimes cheaper is quality
08:26That's how a cheap person sounds
08:28That's what I say
08:29This is quality stuff
08:30Patia's relationship with money is reckless
08:33She would have these big spending sprees in Vegas
08:37Where she'd drop $5,000 to $10,000
08:39What you'd buy?
08:40On what?
08:41You know, I will say
08:42Even myself
08:43When I go to Vegas
08:44I don't look at my bank account
08:45The entire weekend
08:47Yeah
08:47Let's just enjoy it
08:48She'd walk into these clothing stores
08:51And the shop assistants would just absolutely love her
08:54Throwing clothes at her
08:56She'd buy one of every color
08:57I'm really bad about that
08:59I have this one shirt that I really like that I wear to work
09:02And I bought it in four more colors
09:04And my purses are expensive
09:05But
09:06And my shoes
09:07If I ever meet Patia
09:09I'm going to take Patia to a thrift store
09:11I'm going to take Patia to the thrift store
09:14She can go ball all out
09:16She can go shop
09:17Till she drop
09:19That's horrible
09:21She's going to get money
09:22You know, with Megan
09:23I'm a little lucky
09:24Because she loves thrift shopping
09:26She likes the deal
09:27You know, I think it's all garbage
09:29But, you know, she loves it
09:31You're more of a shopaholic than I am
09:33I know how to budget stuff
09:35But I'm not a shopaholic, am I?
09:37Let's look at your cart and see if you are
09:39Shut up
09:40God
09:41I want you to be 100% honest with me
09:44How much debt
09:46What's the actual number?
09:4720
09:47Oh, ooh
09:49That's a lot
09:50That is a pretty penny on the barbie, I'd say
09:53What?
09:54$20,000
09:55You kidding?
09:56Patia
09:57My fear is that this spending thing is never going to stop
10:01I don't know
10:04Well, I can say one thing
10:05I don't think they're getting a couch today
10:07Not today
10:08I don't think they're going to decide on the right price one
10:10Until you pay your debt, yeah
10:12She's moving to Australia, right?
10:14Like, is there a debt in America?
10:15Well, you think it just goes away?
10:17Hell yeah, it just goes away
10:18Just don't go back
10:20You're good
10:20Matthew's mother has invited me to tea
10:23With Matthew's grandma
10:25And Matthew's brother's fiance
10:28Wow
10:29The whole family looks like they're part of parliament
10:31It's very posh
10:35You know, if I was a journeyman that was opening up a cafe
10:39I know exactly what I'll name it
10:41No, I'll name it Annie's Cafe
10:45That's whack
10:50Annie's Cafe sounds more like a loving, touching hand making your food
10:54Like touching my ass
10:56Who the hell want to go to the Caribbean spot?
10:59Annie's Cafe sounds way nicer
11:02It sounds like a warm welcome
11:03If I put it in any cafe, it has to be elegant
11:05Everything like women's going hard
11:07It has to be something like
11:09It's a cafe, Annie, you want to care about the money
11:11It ain't fine dining
11:12Everything has to be pink
11:14Who the hell want to go in there and see everything pink?
11:17And full of rosas, pink, red, and full of water
11:19The out of here
11:20Your restaurant going to go down like the Titanic
11:22Ain't nobody going to go there
11:23Open, closed
11:25Uh-oh, we in England
11:30Because let's see the tea
11:31Ooh, I like this
11:33Damn, I want some of that
11:34I want some of that
11:35Where are we?
11:37Come on, boy
11:38Ooh, Greta and Matthew
11:39I've been wanting to see them
11:41Oh, she'd like this
11:42Come here, they love cats
11:43Greta loves cats
11:44Oh, yeah, say hi, Frida
11:45She'll take you in a heartbeat
11:47Matthew's mother has invited me to tea
11:51With her, Matthew's grandma
11:53And also Matthew's brother's fiance
11:57Wow, the whole family looks like they're part of parliament
12:01It's very posh
12:04Mom, is your chicken pot pie posh?
12:07It's very posh
12:07This is a really good idea
12:09You can't imagine Darcy over there with them women
12:11They're going out talking about this
12:13Wasted dress
12:15Darcy's going to be at the table like
12:16I'm used to it
12:22So these are the vegan ones?
12:23These are vegan
12:24We're not saying you're abnormal
12:25It's okay, I realize I probably am
12:28So this is the vegan plate here
12:30That's the vegan
12:30Oh my goodness
12:31Wow
12:32Oh, cheesecake
12:33Yo, that is my weakness
12:35It's vegan
12:36Ain't no meat and cheese
12:37This meat is the best
12:39No, it ain't
12:39It's the milk for the boo
12:40You can get milk from anywhere
12:42It could be human milk
12:43Yeah, I can't sell in my meat
12:45I feel like vegans are really missing out on the luxuries of meat
12:48I can do it
12:49I've lived without meat this long
12:51I went to a fancy place on the Cape
12:55It was a tea-like thing
12:57And they had the finger sandwiches
12:58John, I could just see you doing that
13:00It was a steak sack
13:02You know, had like cucumber in the sand
13:04It was disgusting
13:05I was like, what kind of bull crap is this?
13:07Greta, I just want you to know how welcome you are in our family
13:10And how much it means to have you with us
13:12I've said to Matthew, I think you're his soulmate
13:14Oh, we never hear that from the mom's start now
13:18Yeah, look at this
13:19A positive mom and possibly daughter-in-law experience
13:23Until she tells her she don't want no grandchildren
13:25Oh, well, you're my soulmate, man
13:27Am I yours?
13:28Yes, because you make damn good drinks
13:31But you're my soulmate, you know that
13:33Do you think I'd move across the world for you?
13:36Well, not across the world
13:37The next country over
13:37I get it
13:38You ain't my soulmate
13:39You my partner in crime
13:41We like the Wonder Twins
13:43What my roommate?
13:45No, we like the Wonder Twins
13:46But we ain't brother and sister, though
13:49I'm hoping there's going to be lots and lots of little babies and children
13:53Yeah, I mean, I think, like, when we first met, we both wanted children, like, a lot
13:59But I've been having, like, a lot of anxiety about having children lately
14:04Uh-oh
14:05Maybe soulmates was a little premature
14:07We'll see how good this tea potty is now after if she tells us what's going on here
14:13The last time Matthew and I talked about kids was almost six months ago
14:17I feel nervous that I'm going to now have to bring this news to Matthew
14:22Because it could really determine the course of our relationship
14:25If he really has his mindset on kids and she really doesn't, I say don't stay together
14:30Well, that would be tough
14:32But I do feel that they both can talk this out and come to an agreement, I would think
14:36Were you conflicted about having the kids?
14:38No, I wanted to have kids
14:40I knew that I got switcherooed by my ex
14:42She told you she wanted to have kids and then she all of a sudden didn't want to have kids
14:46Isn't that the old little move they pull?
14:48Yeah, it's the switcheroo
14:49Yeah, the switcheroo
14:51Oh, the living room
14:56They're talking about dentin' couches
14:57What a way, huh?
14:59Patilla and Dylan
15:00They're still at the furniture store
15:02Like it's their living room
15:03They're sitting there all day
15:04Discussing finances
15:06It's a chronic addiction
15:08You know, it's detrimental, love
15:10It's got to stop
15:11And it's serious
15:12You brought me to tears with it
15:14Because it's like, when is this woman going to stop spending?
15:17Come on now
15:18Let her do her thing
15:19I'm telling you, she probably gets a rush
15:21Dylan, behave, man
15:23That woman just got there
15:24You have to relax, though
15:26She's not your kid
15:26She doesn't went there for you to complain to her about her death
15:30She went there because she needs support and love
15:34You know, I think it's his accent, but it's just like, I
15:37He makes me feel concerned for her as well
15:39You know, there's been many months where you have not had the money for rent
15:43And I've had to pay it for you
15:45What are you talking about?
15:47That's because you put me in that place
15:49Oh, they're not agreeing on this
15:52It's your fault
15:54You know, it's funny how people always try to blame other people for this stuff
15:58And then when they call them out, they're just silent
16:00You've got a very deluded view of what has and hasn't happened
16:07He just used the word delusional in the most respectful way ever
16:13Your mind's just deluded sometimes, babe
16:15I hate that word
16:16You spinned
16:18You're not safe
16:20And we're just different, mate
16:21As performers, strippers, we had to look the part
16:25We had to tan, we had to do the nails, the hair
16:28You have to spin to make it
16:30But I did not spin like I used to
16:33Yeah, you can't go there looking busted
16:35Ain't nobody gonna want to tip that
16:37First of all, you know, you gotta be careful with strippers
16:40You know what I'm saying?
16:41They're usually used to trying to get money out of men
16:44Like some strippers just get like the dollars here and there
16:47Like she's at the point where she's a vet
16:48Like she's taking houses
16:50Wow, it's crazy she was a stripper for 39 years
16:53I wonder if it came with like a 401k or something, you know?
16:56Um, I don't think so
16:57They're independent contractors
16:59I don't know what more I can do or say
17:02To say, look, I'm not that high-maintenance girl
17:04Like I was back in the days
17:06He needs to move past this
17:08Because if he doesn't propose, I'm done
17:10But help me pay everything
17:12Uh-huh
17:13Wasn't it your idea to go to this luxury furniture store?
17:17That's not really showing that you're not gonna be spending a lot of money
17:20A lot of his money now
17:21Do you need a minute? Are you okay?
17:29I'm about to just send them a link for the couch that got you
17:31It wasn't $3,000
17:32No, but it's nice
17:33It is a fine couch
17:34Yeah, it's fine
17:34It's perfect
17:35I feel great on it
17:37I kind of like it too
17:38And I'm sitting luxuriously
17:40I know, I know
17:40And you're tall
17:41I'm a tall guy
17:42Yeah
17:42I know
17:43Boop
17:44Now I'm worried it's gonna take us longer to start making any money
17:49And we might be stuck living with the family forever
17:52Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
18:02Wow
18:06Yes, not so fast
18:08Not so fast
18:08These are not regular nachos
18:10Okay
18:10Greta and Matthew are vegans
18:12And they made me think
18:13Maybe we could try the vegan experience
18:16Okay
18:16So this is not real carne asada
18:19It's the fake stuff
18:20Alright, I will try the first bite
18:22You like it?
18:25It's not bad
18:25Alright
18:26I'm gonna eat it how normal people eat nachos
18:28It's just going all the way
18:30What do you think?
18:32This is terrible
18:33You want to see after that bite
18:34I just want a big old cheeseburger
18:36Extra beef
18:37One more bite
18:38And then we need to take it away
18:40Goats
18:46Look how cute they are
18:47I want them so bad
18:49Looks like we're back in India
18:51Toilet water cafe
18:52I mean family
18:54Family cafe
18:54Jenny and Sabet
18:59Let's see how the coffee shop is going
19:01Last night
19:02We were up late
19:03Preparing once again
19:05And now we all are tired
19:06Cranky
19:07And you know
19:08It's not a great way
19:09To start our first day
19:10I bet your cranky is a theme
19:12Around your house
19:13Well, you gotta roll up the sleeves
19:15To get to work
19:16It's gonna be fine
19:17Turn your little sign on
19:18Sunda Khan ceremony
19:20Is when we ask for the blessing
19:21From all the god and goddesses
19:23Which helps us to get more blessings
19:25From the god
19:26Woo, cafe ceremony
19:29Let's go
19:31What you need to do
19:32Is like
19:33Pray to the god of money
19:34Cause that's what you need
19:35You need people
19:36Show up with money
19:37He's wearing a hair net
19:38And everything
19:39He's serious about curliness
19:41You need a beard net too
19:42Beard net
19:43I used to do quality control
19:45So I know a little stings
19:46I feel like I need to take
19:47A coffee making class
19:49I'm here
19:50I'll teach you
19:51That's not an issue
19:52Jenny's lost
19:53Why are you learning
19:54The day you're opening
19:56I got no barista skills
19:57But I can figure this out
19:59I mean
19:59Yeah, I've never
20:00I've never made coffee
20:01Or espresso like that
20:02Can't be that difficult
20:03When I was a restaurant manager
20:05We had espresso machines
20:07In my restaurant
20:08And it took me a minute
20:09Because it is different
20:10If you've never used it
20:11It's different
20:12Is hers in a different language too?
20:14No
20:14No?
20:16I don't know
20:17But I was like
20:18I was making designs
20:19In the milk after a while
20:21And everything
20:21It was pretty cool
20:22I was really excited
20:24To get this coffee machine
20:26And now I'm looking at it
20:28Like
20:28What the hell?
20:31Oh my God
20:31Jenny complain about everything
20:33Jenny make Americans look bad, yo
20:36Yeah
20:36I mean, pretty much
20:37Everything's riding on
20:38Jenny's coffee
20:39Right
20:40Better not disappoint Jenny
20:42I already forget what to do
20:46I bet she did
20:48Well, she'll learn, right?
20:50Yeah
20:50Jenny, I'll come to India
20:51And teach you
20:51I don't think you need to do
20:53I don't think you need to go to India
20:54To start using a coffee machine
20:55Maybe I'll just FaceTime her
20:56They're gonna be making coffee
20:58Until the sun go down
20:59And still don't get it
21:00Before the main ceremony begins
21:04The priest come in to bless every shop
21:07Celebrating all my time
21:09I ate all my place
21:10Wow, look at that
21:12Oh, he's blessing it
21:14Oh
21:14Oh, yeah
21:16That is kind of how the priest does it
21:17Where they throw the water
21:19It's like holy water
21:20He spread some holy water
21:23Which was mixed with a cow urine
21:25Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up
21:29Hold up, time out
21:30Red flag, let's hold in
21:32You made a big fuss of your dad
21:35With that water from the bathroom
21:38And you spreading cow piss
21:40All around your establishment
21:41Where people gotta eat
21:43Come on, man
21:45Cow pee
21:46Cow piss
21:47That place probably smell like
21:48A New York City train station
21:50I do know that cows are sacred in India
21:54So sacred cow urine with holy water
21:57Spread around the restaurants
21:59Completely sanitary
22:00And I'm sure all the food's gonna be fine
22:03And up to par
22:03Great
22:05We would never do something like that in America
22:08You use holy water
22:09We use cow urine
22:10Yo, you might as well just say hey, everybody
22:15It's a restaurant and bathroom all in one
22:18Just come here and piss
22:19Well, he said they mixed it with the holy water
22:22So maybe it's just a dribble
22:23Just the last shake of it
22:26I don't care
22:27Urine is urine
22:28Pee is pee
22:29This is bad
22:31The Department of Health would come here
22:34And shut the restaurant down immediately
22:35Yeah, yeah
22:36Imagine just a flick of cow urine on your face
22:40Your Department of Health
22:41This is not adequate
22:42No, not at all
22:43Now our cafe is bliss
22:45All right
22:47Family cafe is open
22:49Bless urine spread
22:50Let's go
22:51Oh, the cafe is bliss
22:54We cow pee
22:55Yay
22:56Jenny, are you helping?
23:08Why she looks so angry?
23:10She ain't doing nothing
23:11Well, Jenny, what are you doing?
23:13Make your coffee, girl
23:14You guys, you know
23:15All I saw was food going out the door
23:20And no money coming in
23:21Oh, was it freebie day?
23:23I mean, those weren't big ones
23:25Yeah, I mean, dude
23:26They're giving away the whole restaurant
23:28Jenny's got a problem
23:31She's probably right a little bit
23:33Jenny, they giving out samples
23:35That's the way you put on most of your base in this
23:37You ain't help, Pau
23:38You just stood there
23:40And now you're criticizing everybody
23:42Like, come on
23:43Now I'm worried it's gonna take us longer
23:46To start making any money
23:48And we might be stuck living with the family forever
23:51Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
24:01I think there's a time and place for her to give her opinion
24:06And it's not on the grand opening day
24:08When vibes are high
24:09No, exactly
24:10She's killing the vibe, dude
24:11But good job with the cow urine and getting it blessed
24:14Oh, man, I'm gonna give a little one for that
24:18That needs to be under investigation, I think
24:20It's been horrible since I've moved here
24:24It's not the relationship that I had envisioned
24:26Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper
24:31Stop pissing on my floor, Luke
24:33And he like
24:33Okay, you wanted Greta's tea room
24:39I thought since we can't make it there
24:40I'd bring it here
24:42We have all these fascinators or gloves
24:45We can feel fancy like we're in the UK
24:47And we have a three-tier snack table here
24:49What the bloody hell do you make me do?
24:53Do I look lovely?
24:54Lovely, darling
24:54Oh, my darling
24:56My darling
24:57This looks absolutely scrumpt delicious
25:00What the heck's on here?
25:02Well, I put a little scones, some cucumber cakes
25:04You look cute
25:05Oh, yeah, I look freaking adorable
25:08Oh, and we have our dirty chai tea martini
25:11We can cheers with
25:12Look at our pinkies
25:14Oh, thank you, darling
25:16For such a lovely afternoon
25:18So we're gonna play a game, okay?
25:22Okay
25:22Like, whoever is the most dramatic
25:24Whoever is the funniest
25:25We're just gonna write them on the board
25:27All right, you do one
25:28Okay, so
25:29Who's the worst cook?
25:30Oh, all right
25:31Hey!
25:34Hey!
25:36Sorry, Jenny
25:37Sorry, Jenny, love you
25:38We need something other than spaghetti and chicken nuggets, babe
25:41Yeah, okay
25:42Who would you like to have a drink with?
25:43Um...
25:45Mmm...
25:46Brenna!
25:47Michelle!
25:48Who's Michelle?
25:49Chloe's mom
25:50I just think we'd be getting top shelf everything
25:54That's a good one
25:55That's what I want
25:55Oh, let's do one more
25:56Who would look the best naked?
25:58Ready?
26:02All right
26:02Johnny!
26:03Not available!
26:05Ah...
26:05It's just gross to even do that with you
26:08Okay
26:08Now I'm thinking what you're thinking
26:10And now it's gross
26:11No, he's hot though
26:12Ugh
26:12I'm gonna guess you're right
26:27You know what?
26:28It's Casa Abierta
26:28Yeah, house something
26:30Open house
26:31Lucas!
26:34Look by himself
26:35Oh, the lone soldier
26:36Brian is one of my closest friends
26:40We met in Columbia
26:41He was married to one of Madeline's friends
26:44Oh, he's meeting a friend that does not like Madeline
26:47Oh, Brian, I remember him
26:49Ah, yeah
26:50Brian was one of the guys that got Luke in hot water at the bachelor party
26:54Ah, yeah, that's right
26:55Instigator, as they say
26:57Boo!
26:58Boo Luke's friends
27:01Not a fan of the friends
27:02Madeline started a rumor that I was unfaithful to my ex-wife
27:08Just to get back at me telling Luke what happens when he's not there
27:14Yeah, Luke
27:15Yeah, Luke
27:15Luke, see?
27:17He got on a sailor cap
27:18His ship done sank a long time ago
27:20He ain't even the captain of his own ship
27:23He's lost in love with her
27:28So you've been here for a couple days now, right?
27:29Yeah, it's been dramatic, man
27:31Me and Madeline got into it a couple times
27:33She called off the wedding
27:35I mean, it's been stressful, man, you know
27:39But trying to work through it
27:41Bulls***
27:42He's not making progress, Brian
27:45That was a lie
27:47That's it?
27:48This has all happened in a couple freaking days
27:50They fought the first moment they saw each other
27:53You don't put that whole thing in your mouth?
27:55Why not?
27:56I don't think they eat it like that at the tea room
27:58You don't shove it in your mouth like that, like a baseball
28:00How do you eat it?
28:02Half of it
28:03Oh, only half?
28:05Oh, more demure
28:07Put your pinky up
28:08Pinky's up
28:09This is messy
28:10How can this be fancy?
28:12I feel like you have, like, Stockholm Syndrome
28:14You know
28:16What's that?
28:17When someone, like, kidnaps somebody
28:20And takes them hostage
28:21Then the hostage starts to fall in love with the captive
28:23Facts
28:25Stop
28:26You are being controlled, brother
28:29Do I have that?
28:31Do you have it?
28:32I'm the one selling hostage here in Mexico
28:35She's like a doggie
28:36She control
28:37Yeah, she hit him with that rolled up newspaper
28:40Stop on my floor, Luke
28:42Stop pissing on my floor, Luke
28:44And he like
28:45You're back
28:51Why do you want to be with her?
28:53Is she there for you?
28:54You haven't said one nice thing about her
28:56That's a friend
28:57We need that reality check, Luke
28:59We seen no nice things, man
29:02If you can't come up with one
29:03That's a red flag
29:05Should Luke stay or go?
29:08Ready?
29:08Yeah
29:08You said bye?
29:10I said bye
29:11He doesn't need to just go
29:13He needs to run
29:14Yeah
29:14It's not a good out
29:15How much money did you spend on Madeline in a year?
29:19Yeah, a lot
29:20I think his friend is telling him straight up
29:24What's going down
29:25And he needs to open his ears and listen
29:28Because she's taking advantage of you
29:30You know who he needs to make a phone call to?
29:33He needs to hit up Gino
29:34Oh, I know
29:35Get some advice from Gino, alright?
29:37Let him know how it is
29:38Hey, hey, hey
29:39He's afraid to hear that like
29:41Well, if you don't have any money
29:42I don't want to be with you
29:43Would you not see that being the case?
29:45Oh, yeah
29:46She doesn't want to be poor with him
29:48She doesn't want to be poor with anybody
29:49But she does not want to be
29:50She's not the type
29:51Like I told you years ago
29:52I'd live in a chicken coop with you
29:54With these on, of course
29:55With my pinky up
29:58But I'll still be in a chicken coop
29:59It's been horrible
30:02Since I've moved here
30:03It's not the relationship that I had envisioned
30:06I don't know
30:08I don't know what to do
30:10Luke never going to open his eyes
30:12He's like blowing
30:13He love with him
30:15It's open
30:16His eyes is open
30:17But it got like
30:18A Madeleine contact over it
30:20That's all he see
30:21Madeleine
30:22Madeleine
30:23Madeleine
30:24He walk the street
30:25He hallucinates
30:26He see a thousand Madeleines
30:27All of them yelling at him
30:29Ripping up roses
30:30At the same time
30:31In Columbia streets
30:32Who'd have thought that
30:35Three years after we met
30:37On a vegan dating app
30:38We would go on this journey together
30:40There's that dating app for everything
30:43Every single thing
30:44I love long toenails dating app
30:46So Jenny and Samit
30:49You know they live in India
30:50And most popular game over here is cricket
30:52And I figured why not we play
30:54I'll be the bowler
30:55You'll be the batsman
30:56So what are the rules again?
30:57There's a wickets over here
30:59I gotta knock them down
31:00And then you as the batsman
31:02Gotta protect them
31:03Come on
31:04Alright
31:05You're the batsman
31:06Remember
31:06Yeah I'll show you a bat
31:08Boom
31:10Alright
31:11One point
31:12Lucky shot
31:13Come on
31:14Lucky shot
31:15I've seen that a million times
31:16Alright little brother
31:18Throw like a little girl
31:20See what you got
31:21Boom
31:23These wickets are going down
31:26Come on
31:30Oh that's it
31:32I won
31:33Oh come on
31:34That was an accident
31:35You see this plastic piece of crap
31:37Cricket champion
31:38Cricket champion
31:39Look at that stupid game
31:41Oh piggies
31:50I love pigs
31:52I do too
31:53They taste great
31:54Oh it's Greta and Matthew
31:55Last time we saw them
31:57They were having tea
31:58You know
31:59Good old Greta with Matthew's mother
32:01Greta was spilling the tea
32:02Spilling the tea
32:05I sold you
32:06I don't think I've ever
32:07Picked apples before
32:08Really
32:09I used to do it all the time
32:11Growing up
32:11I never have
32:12You never picked an apple
32:14Oh up in Ohio
32:15In Michigan
32:16I picked so many freaking apples
32:18That'd be cool
32:19I always would see it in cartoons
32:20And I always wanted to
32:21Every fall
32:21I used to pick apples
32:22Back in the days
32:24That was fun
32:25I didn't pick apple picking
32:26In my life
32:27I feel like she's in a bad
32:29Apple picking outfit
32:30I feel like that jacket's
32:32Going to get caught
32:32In every branch
32:33You know
32:33Yeah
32:34I hear some snorts
32:36Oh my god
32:37Piggy
32:38Oh
32:39Pigs
32:41I hear
32:41Sounds like you
32:43Oh
32:44In bed
32:45At midnight
32:45Look how cute that
32:47Thing is
32:48Oh my god
32:49I'd want to take that one home
32:51I think the pigs
32:52Are adorable
32:54I don't like my pigs alive
32:56I like them deep
32:56And deep fried
32:58Man
32:58Them things can be dangerous though
33:00Cause they're out here too
33:01Yeah they eat people
33:01Yeah they eat you
33:03Would you ever wrestle a pig?
33:05For what?
33:06Just to see if you take it down
33:07You know
33:08I gotta be honest
33:09It's never crossed my mind
33:11Pig wrestling's a thing
33:12Not in
33:13Not in my
33:14Gonna do list
33:15I think in some towns
33:16You could wrestle a pig
33:17And win 20 pounds of bacon
33:18I don't like bacon that much
33:20You know
33:21Who'd have thought that
33:22Three years after we met
33:24On a vegan dating app
33:26We'd go on this journey together
33:28And share these experiences
33:29There's that dating app
33:30For everything
33:31Every single thing really
33:33I love long toenails
33:35Dating app
33:35There probably is one
33:38Do you think they have
33:39A cat lovers app
33:41Dating app
33:41I don't know
33:41But I'm gonna have
33:42A meat only
33:43If you are vegan
33:45It's not gonna work
33:46You helped me be
33:48Unapologetically myself
33:50But
33:51I've been having
33:54A lot of anxiety lately
33:55Because
33:56She's gonna tell him
33:59She doesn't want kids
34:00Don't tell him right now
34:03It's the wrong moment
34:04I feel so unsure
34:08If I do want kids anymore
34:10I don't think he even
34:12Knows what to say
34:13He's in
34:14Out of shock
34:15It's kind of like
34:16An apple pie in the face
34:17Kind of
34:18Man looks like
34:19He's already gonna cry
34:20He was blindside
34:21Yup
34:22Just like football
34:23Didn't see that hit coming
34:24I think having a kid
34:26And a family life
34:28Would be a major deterrence
34:29To being
34:31The type of advocate
34:32That I've always
34:33Wanted to be
34:34You'd raise amazing kids
34:35That love animals
34:37Respect animals
34:38You've been a mom
34:39To your cat
34:40I don't think
34:42You should see it
34:43Purely from your impact
34:44And if you don't
34:46Have the time
34:47To be a mother
34:48I will be
34:49200% of the father
34:51Wow
34:51You don't see guys
34:52Step up that much
34:54Matt's just showing her
34:56Like
34:56Look you don't have to
34:57Worry about it
34:57Like you got me
34:58I'll step up
34:59Yeah
35:00Yeah
35:00My man politician
35:02And for them kids
35:03Go ahead bro
35:05Go ahead
35:06Be the politician
35:07For them babies
35:08Yeah
35:08That spokesperson
35:09So he wants it that bad
35:12He's gonna get her that way
35:13I'll do everything
35:14Please
35:15Still to come
35:18On 90 Day Fiancé
35:19The other way
35:20Still to come
35:21It's more
35:22Oh yeah
35:23Strip clock
35:24The rest of the season
35:25More strippers
35:26This is the happiest
35:29Soxeney
35:29Since we got here
35:30She likes
35:31Strip clock
35:31That's why
35:32She said
35:32Look at the old me
35:34She better not throw
35:35No money though
35:35Because then Dylan's
35:36Gonna say something
35:36About that
35:37I have a surprise for you
35:39A puppy
35:42Look
35:44Oh my god
35:45It's like a little
35:46Theodore
35:46That's the cutest thing
35:49Come on
35:50Oh my goodness
35:51I've got one
35:52Pataya
35:53Ah
35:55Dylan's mom
35:56Is the reason
35:56Why we are not
35:57Married today
35:58I feel like
35:59You're a needy
36:00Mother Joe
36:01Oh
36:01They don't like
36:03Each other
36:03I don't know
36:04Maybe because
36:04They're in the same
36:05Age bracket
36:06You should never
36:06Tell a mother
36:07That she's needy
36:08Especially to her face
36:09You can text it
36:11You gotta text
36:13I'm not needy
36:13I'm just kidding
36:14I'm not needy
36:15Oh
36:19What's wrong with Greta
36:20Damn
36:21Why are you smashing
36:21That so hard
36:22At the beginning
36:23I felt like
36:24He was Mr. Darcy
36:26And I was Elizabeth
36:27Who the hell is that
36:28Is she done
36:29Oh no
36:30She is miserable
36:31Wow
36:33What's going on
36:33With her
36:34She cried for the onion
36:35Or she cried
36:36Because she's
36:37It's mine
36:37Nah that wasn't onions
36:38That was potatoes
36:39Bam bam
36:41I already told you
36:43Parents were moving out
36:45We are depending
36:46On them right now
36:47We cannot move out
36:48Of there
36:48If you don't want
36:49To go with me
36:50I guess I'll have
36:50To move out
36:51By myself
36:52Okay Jenny
36:52Where you moving
36:53Jenny
36:54Oh my god
36:56Yo Jenny
36:56When Jenny
36:57Start doing that finger
36:58You know it's
36:58Something serious
36:59Yeah
37:00You know how many times
37:01You know
37:02I've yelled at the TV
37:03For her to just
37:04Move back to California
37:05I know
37:05Come be my neighbor
37:06You're going to be
37:07Marrying my son
37:08But this
37:10Oh Luke's dad
37:12Is confronting Madeline
37:13They both got
37:14The same hairstyle
37:15Look
37:16They both go
37:16To the same hairdresser
37:17Yeah
37:18I still have
37:22So many doubts
37:23I even know
37:24If you're going to
37:25Marry this guy
37:26Oh it's the wedding
37:27I don't think
37:27She's going to show up
37:28Well you know
37:29What you do
37:30Take the dog
37:31The hotel room
37:32The beauty shop
37:33And just run girl
37:34Just run
37:34These aren't my
37:36Arrows
37:37Oh
37:38What did you do
37:41Johnny
37:41He probably cheated again
37:43Did he cheat
37:44On the pirate ship
37:46Did she catch him
37:46I feel like
37:48I was in
37:48A relationship
37:49With a total
37:50Different person
37:51Chloe
37:53Those are not
37:54Mine
37:55Oh my
37:56Is it over
37:57Oh no
37:58Looks like
38:00Johnny got caught
38:01Cheating
38:01No
38:03Come on
38:04Johnny
38:05Wow mom
38:06Wow
38:06Later this season
38:07Is going to be epic
38:08It's going to be crazy
38:09I'm excited
38:10I got little
38:11Loosey goosies
38:11Oh there's still
38:13So much to come
38:14Oh my gosh
38:15The rest of the season
38:16Looks so good
38:17So good
38:18Man
38:19This is getting crazy
38:20I mean think about
38:21Jenny over here
38:22Is talking about
38:22Moving out
38:23Leaving cement
38:24I know
38:24And Luke
38:25Might even get married
38:26That dog pulled the trick
38:27That is the cutest puppy
38:29I've seen in a long time
38:31I mean I might have
38:32Fell for it too
38:33And you know
38:34The season has a lot
38:36Yet to come
38:37It's still alive
38:38And it's bumping
38:39Yeah I'm so excited
38:40To get away for next week
38:41And now let's get ready
38:42For tomorrow
38:43Because it was cool
38:44Let's prepare this
38:45Lunchable
38:46And after take us
38:48And I gotta get ready
38:49Because I gotta work
38:50Tomorrow
38:51You know mom
38:52I've been thinking
38:52I saw Luke
38:53And Brian talking
38:55I think maybe
38:56I may be getting
38:57A Stockholm Syndrome
38:58From you
38:59Like I think your drug
39:00Is always trying
39:00To keep me here
39:01And keep me here
39:02I like spending time
39:03With you
39:03Yeah but mom
39:04I think I'm gonna watch it
39:05On my own next week
39:06You'll never watch it
39:07On your own
39:08I love you my boy
39:09No I don't know
39:09If you do now
39:10Alright then
39:11Well I'll see you later
39:13Alright love you
39:14Give me a hug though
39:14You feel bad
39:16You said that now
39:17You feel bad
39:19You said that now
39:19Don't forget
39:20You owe me for the nachos
39:21I don't owe you
39:22I gave you life bro
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