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Jimmy Kimmel Live - Season 24 Episode 34 -
George Clooney, Mike Tyson, Christopher Cross
George Clooney, Mike Tyson, Christopher Cross
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08:54Hesitate to do so with no payment or severance of any kind
08:58We would also like to extend that offer to you Mr. President
09:01We are not too thrilled with you either
09:09Trump's negative job rating is at 63% right now
09:13This is reportedly the line for the food bank at the Nellis Air Force Base in Las Vegas
09:19There was a big spike in military families having to line up to get food which is completely insane
09:26The same was true for our men and women overseas
09:28The army even posted and then unposted a list on their website of food banks in Germany
09:33Where Americans working on our base there could get assistance
09:37All because our politicians are busy measuring each other's Wienerschnitzels
09:41It's not just the military he's trying to starve out
09:44Trump is also doing his best to cut off SNAP benefits for civilians
09:48I think I figured out why Trump hates SNAP so much
09:51I think it's because his fingers are too small to do it
09:55Trump is...
09:58Maybe if they change the name
10:00In order to combat this we set up a big beautiful food bank in our parking lot
10:06So we've been collecting donations on behalf of two great organizations
10:13St. Joseph Center and the LA Food Bank
10:16We collected a lot of food already
10:18We're going to keep doing this until they get their act together
10:20So go to our Instagram page
10:22Jimmy Kimmel Live
10:23You can see what is needed there
10:24We take donations from 9 to 5
10:26Or if you prefer to give money
10:27You can do it at stjosephcenter.org or lafoodbank.org
10:31Thank you for all the people that have come by and donated
10:35You may remember
10:37He promised to lower grocery prices on day one
10:42And of course he hasn't
10:43But he is focused on other more important stuff like magnets
10:47Magnets
10:48If China refused to give magnets
10:52Because they have a monopoly on magnets
10:53Because they were allowed to happen over a 32 year period
10:57There wouldn't be a car made in the entire world
11:00There wouldn't be a radio
11:01There wouldn't be a television
11:02There wouldn't be internet
11:03There wouldn't be anything
11:04Because magnets are such a part
11:06Now, nobody knows what magnets are
11:08They don't?
11:13No
11:13I could have sworn I've seen them all over my mother's refrigerator
11:17Why not?
11:18I must be mistaken
11:19Nobody knows what they are
11:21Trump pulled a fast one in the middle of the night last night
11:24He gave get-out-of-jail-free cards to all his cronies
11:26Who were mixed up in the fake elector scheme
11:28He pardoned 77 people last night
11:31Including Rudy Giuliani, Sidney Powell
11:34The entire staff of the Four Seasons Total Landscaping
11:37And the Dildo Shop next door
11:39They announced the pardons in the middle of the night
11:42Because, you know, if they do this during the daylight
11:44Rudy's skin bursts into flames
11:46But Rudy Giuliani, they say he hasn't been this happy
11:50Since he almost got to third base with Borat's daughter
11:53The White House Press Secretary, Carolyn Levitt, said
11:59These great Americans were persecuted and put through hell
12:02By the Biden administration for challenging an election
12:05Which is the cornerstone of democracy
12:07Which is why they pardoned them in the middle of the night
12:10There's no such thing as shame anymore
12:12Remember those PSAs in the 80s
12:14They would tell you not to use drugs
12:15Or stay in school
12:16Guillermo, you remember the one we did?
12:18Yeah, I do
12:19Do you remember what it was about?
12:21About pornography
12:23That's right
12:23Yeah
12:24And since we are celebrating 80s week
12:26We dug it up
12:27And we thought you might want to have a look
12:29Hi, I'm Jimmy Kimmel
12:31I gave Reno one
12:32My baby is a robot
12:33And I'm Guillermo
12:34From the Miami Sound Machine
12:36We believe that children are our future
12:39Kids are so incorporated
12:41Word, G
12:41But sometimes even the raddest kids get exposed to things that are grody to the max
12:46Like Poirot
12:47That's right
12:48Kids and nudie magazines don't mix
12:51You have magazines?
12:52I do
12:53I've got magazines you should never look at
12:56Magazines like Playboy
12:58Pinhout
12:59Gent
13:00Shockers
13:01Banana Pants
13:04Cues and Boos
13:05Oy
13:06Yuck
13:07And penis time
13:09Hey
13:14Oh
13:15Oh, sometimes it's tempting to look at naked ladies
13:18But you have to say no
13:20Adult material is for adults
13:23Let's keep it that way
13:24And if we do
13:25One day in the future
13:26By the year 2025
13:28Kids will have no way to access pornography at all
13:31What are you doing?
13:35I should ask you the same question
13:37Mister, where'd you get all these magazines?
13:40You are granted
13:40No Atari for two weeks
13:42That's right
13:43Dad
13:43The guy from My Baby is a Robot is in my room
13:46Don't call you dad
13:47You want to see the dance?
13:49Get the stuff, Guillermo
13:50The robot
13:52Bye
13:53Oh, and don't forget kids
13:56A clean brain is a healthy brain
13:58This message brought to you by McGrady
14:01The Phone Helm
14:02Take a bite out of porn
14:04Alright, we got a great show tonight
14:09Mike Tyson is here
14:10We have music from Christopher Cross
14:12And we'll be right back with George Clooney
14:14And we'll be right back with George Clooney
14:44Tonight, one of the great fighters of all time
14:47He has a new one-man show called Return of the Mic
14:49Mike Tyson is with us tonight
14:51And then later
14:52A five-time Grammy Award winner
14:55You can see him riding like the wind
14:57Live on tour this spring
14:58Sitting in with the Cletones
14:59Christopher Cross is here
15:01Last time you were here
15:05You did Ride Like the Wind
15:08With Ron Burgundy
15:09Will Ferrell
15:10That was an amazing
15:12Big thrill, yeah
15:13That was fun
15:14That was fun
15:14What are you going to do tonight?
15:15What song?
15:16Do Sailing for you
15:17Oh, Sailing for you
15:17Oh, my God
15:18Alright
15:18So thank you
15:19Christopher Cross is here
15:21This week we're bringing the 80s back
15:24With totally radical guests
15:26Including Danny DeVito
15:27Jason Bateman
15:27Mr. T
15:28Debbie Gibson
15:29Morgan Fairchild
15:31Will be here
15:31We'll have music from Susanna Hoffs
15:33Howard Jones
15:34And Men at Work
15:35And tomorrow night
15:35The one and only
15:36Eddie Murphy will join us
15:37So please join us
15:38Our first guest tonight
15:41Our first guest tonight
15:41Made his television sitcom debut
15:44On The Facts of Life
15:45Back in September of 1985
15:47And he's done pretty good since then
15:49He stars alongside Adam Sandler
15:51In Noel Baumbach's J. Kelly
15:53It opens in theaters November 14th
15:55And on Netflix December 5th
15:57Please welcome George Clooney
15:58How are you?
16:26Christopher Cross is here, man
16:27Christopher Cross
16:28I'm such a fan
16:29Ever seen Christopher Cross live in concert?
16:32I have not
16:32But you know
16:33Growing up in Kentucky
16:35We started with Sailing
16:36I think was your first big one
16:37He's gonna do that tonight
16:39And then you sang the theme to Arthur
16:41Oh, yeah
16:42Which was amazing
16:42Yeah
16:43It's pretty fun
16:44Pretty exciting
16:44The moment in New York City
16:45Think of Laura
16:46Yes
16:47Yeah, we could go on and on, Christopher
16:48Go ahead
16:50Is it weird for you to think of a young George Clooney
16:53Singing along in his car to your songs?
16:56George is still young
16:57Come on
16:57That's right
16:57Thank you
16:58Thank you
16:59You know
17:01I always liked Christopher Cross
17:04Maybe he'll write a song about you
17:07Yeah
17:07What kind of car were you driving?
17:09A 76 Monte Carlo
17:11Oh, wow
17:12Wow
17:13You know, it had rust all over
17:14And it said Danger Car on the back of it
17:16Space
17:17In Space Tape
17:18Remember Space Tape?
17:19Yeah
17:20You guys don't remember
17:21Danger Car
17:21It might as well say
17:23Pull me over
17:24By the way, I did that to Pitt once
17:27I got a
17:27I got a bumper sticker on the back of his car
17:31In the shape of a pot plant
17:33And I put
17:34You know
17:34You don't ever look at the back of your car
17:35And I put it on the back of his car
17:37And on it
17:38It said
17:38Excuse my language
17:39Cops
17:40Guaranteed to get pulled over
17:45There's no way you don't get pulled over
17:47With that
17:47With that bumper sticker on the back of your car
17:49On the back of his Prius
17:51How long
17:51Yeah
17:58I enjoyed it
18:00People, I would imagine, often ask
18:02Why am I friends with you?
18:04I don't know
18:04Yes, most people
18:06What year did you move to L.A.?
18:09You said you drove out here
18:1082
18:1082
18:11And when you came out here
18:12Was it like right away you started working?
18:15No
18:15It was like
18:16You know, I think it was 84, 85
18:20Before I started getting work
18:21The first job I did was
18:22A movie
18:24This is an insane story
18:26But I did a movie
18:27With an actress that I'm working with
18:29In this movie, Laura Dern
18:2940 years ago
18:31She was 15
18:32And
18:33Yeah
18:33And that movie was called?
18:36It was called
18:36Grizzly to the Predator
18:38I get eaten by a bear
18:39And we were shooting it in
18:43Budapest
18:44It was Charlie Sheen, Laura Dern and I
18:45We get killed in the first scene
18:47And
18:47But
18:48It was a cheap, low-budget film
18:50And they ran out of money
18:51We got stuck
18:52In Budapest
18:53And this is communist, you know
18:54Iron Curtain Budapest
18:56For like two months
18:57They just left you there?
18:58We just hung out
18:59Eating like paprika chicken every day
19:02Waiting for them to fly you home?
19:05Somebody to give us some money to go home
19:07I'm serious
19:08Really?
19:08Yeah
19:08And would you be surprised to know
19:10We have a clip from that film?
19:12Yeah
19:14When's the last time
19:20You saw even a little bit of
19:23Grizzly to the Predator?
19:25Well, it never came out
19:26Oh, it didn't?
19:26It was never released
19:27And then suddenly
19:28Some knucklehead
19:29About two years ago
19:30Got a bunch of stock footage
19:32And put it together
19:33And made us all the star
19:34Of the movie now
19:35And released it
19:36And then I got a lot of
19:37Crappy reviews
19:38Which I, you know
19:3940 years later
19:40Well, let's see if there warranted
19:42It's not true
19:43Turn on noise
19:45Man, not funny
19:51So, we messed up
20:01Were you super psyched
20:03When you got that part?
20:04I was so excited
20:05It was my first job
20:06I was really excited
20:06And that's how you met Laura?
20:07I met Laura there
20:08And Charlie there, yeah
20:09And Charlie was there
20:10And Charlie, was there
20:12An actual bear on set?
20:14No, there was like
20:15A guy with a bear paw
20:16That he would do
20:17You know
20:18I mean, it was a disaster
20:20You, um
20:21I don't think we could
20:22Talk about the 80s
20:23Without mentioning
20:24Your appearance
20:25On The Facts of Life
20:26Yes, I do
20:27You've got
20:27Now, look at that hair
20:31A carpenter, right?
20:34Oh, yeah
20:35That's a mullet, dude
20:38You know, some prop guy
20:41Handed me a hammer
20:42You know that, right?
20:43Here's a hammer
20:43Of course
20:44They're like, okay
20:45You're a carpenter
20:45So here's a hammer
20:47Yeah
20:47Hold the hammer
20:48And look at me
20:49Look how willing I am
20:50To hold a hammer
20:50Yeah, because you probably
20:52Want to hit him on the head
20:53With it, right?
20:54At that point in your life
20:55Somebody hands you a hammer
20:56For a headshot
20:57And you're like, okay
20:58Take the thing
20:59And here you are
21:00With your co-stars
21:01From Facts of Life
21:02Oh, yeah
21:02The girls
21:03You notice Nancy and I
21:07Have the exact same haircut
21:08You do
21:09Look at that
21:10Blair's got the hair
21:11Yeah, you've all got the same
21:13Lisa has the same haircut
21:14Mindy's pretty close to
21:15It's like there was
21:16One hair place in the 80s
21:18And everyone
21:18Everyone went to it
21:20You know
21:21Did you have a mullet?
21:22No, I did not have a mullet
21:23No, no
21:24No, did you?
21:25Yeah, would you call it a mullet?
21:26I had a mullet, well that's the early stages
21:28Later it got longer in the back
21:30And shorter on the side
21:31As you do
21:32Who gave you the mullet?
21:34I don't know
21:35It wasn't my fault
21:35Your parents took you to the
21:36My parents weren't taking me to the barber
21:38They didn't?
21:39This was an adult mullet you had
21:41This was like three years ago
21:43Hey, I do want to say
21:46My wife and I went to see you
21:48In Goodnight and Good Luck
21:49On Broadway
21:50And man, was that just absolutely great
21:52And now that is on Amazon
21:55On Prime Video
21:56Yeah, it's on Prime Video
21:57People can watch it
21:58We did a live version of it
21:59How many shows did you do?
22:00Like 103, I think, altogether
22:02103, okay
22:03That's a lot
22:04That's a lot of shows
22:05As you get older
22:06It gets harder to remember your lines
22:08Does it?
22:08Even if you've done it 50 times
22:10You then have a problem
22:11Remembering the lines?
22:12And it gets harder to remember your lines
22:14No, it's
22:17I mean, you do really start to forget crap
22:19You know what I mean?
22:20Terrible
22:20Schmuck, okay
22:22All right
22:22Mike Tyson's back
22:23Hey, Mike Tyson is back
22:25Have you met Mike Tyson before?
22:27I haven't met Mike Tyson before
22:28I haven't
22:28I'm going to meet him
22:29When I walk out of here
22:30I want to say
22:31You know, the only person I've ever met
22:34Of that
22:34In that profession
22:36I was in Milan
22:37About 25 years ago
22:39Maybe longer
22:39And I was at a nightclub
22:41And there was a guy
22:42In like a purple suit
22:43Purple tie
22:44Really handsome
22:45Kind of strong
22:46Stocky guy
22:47And he keeps like
22:48George, man
22:49And he keeps punching me
22:49In the chest
22:50You know
22:51Great
22:51I'm like, dude
22:52What are you doing?
22:53And he's like
22:53Hey, man
22:54Hey, man
22:54And he's punching me
22:55In the chest
22:55I finally
22:57Grab him by the face
22:58I go, dude
22:58If you hit me one more time
23:00I'm going to knock
23:01Your clock off
23:02Right
23:02And he's like
23:03And he's laughing
23:06Next morning
23:07I wake up
23:07My buddy goes
23:08You were pretty drunk
23:08Last night
23:09And I was like
23:10Yeah, I wasn't drunk at all
23:12What are you talking about?
23:12He goes
23:12You grab
23:13You marvelous
23:14Marvelous Marvin Hagler
23:16By the face
23:17Oh, my God
23:18Yeah
23:18I mean
23:19I'm lucky to be here
23:20Right now
23:21You're looking at my face
23:23Look at me
23:24George Clooney
23:26His movie's called
23:27Jacob
23:27Do you have any regrets?
23:33What's your name?
23:34Phoebe
23:35You're a tough one, Phoebe
23:38I'll see you all
23:41In Tuscany
23:42Everything's so nice
23:50People are so nice
23:51By the way
23:52These are the best peanuts
23:53I've ever had
23:53A tri-mobile
23:54It's a good peanut
23:55A European peanut
23:56I didn't offer you one
23:57Because I know about your allergy
23:58That's right
23:59My throat will close
24:00And I will die
24:00How can I play people
24:02And I don't see people
24:03I don't touch people
24:05Don't touch people
24:06That is George Clooney
24:08In King Clooney
24:10With Laura Dernan
24:11Adam Sandler
24:12What a great movie this is
24:14And you guys are all
24:15Really great
24:16Were you surprised
24:17Adam Sandler
24:18Is so good in this movie?
24:19You know, Adam's
24:19A really good actor
24:20I agree
24:21And he was really wonderful
24:23In the film
24:23And we had a blast doing it
24:24And like as you see
24:26Laura and I
24:26Have been working together
24:27For nearly 40 years
24:28Yeah
24:29I mean, I thought
24:31You'd been killed
24:32By that bear
24:33I didn't realize
24:34That you survived
24:34There's still time
24:35Did you play basketball
24:36With Adam?
24:37I played a lot of basketball
24:38With him over the
24:39Over the
24:39Over like
24:40I think about 30 years ago
24:41When I was on Saturday Night Live
24:43We started playing
24:43Oh, you started then?
24:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
24:45So we haven't played a while
24:46Wow
24:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
24:47Who's better?
24:48That's a good question
24:49Since
24:50Don't tell anyone
24:51Uh-huh
24:52I'm so much better
24:54No, he's got a
24:57You know, I've gotten older
24:58And I've stopped
24:58I just shoot from the outside
25:00Oh, you do?
25:00By the way, I saw you
25:01Playing basketball
25:02Terrible
25:03Against Ted Cruz
25:03Yeah, yeah, yeah
25:04I played
25:06I played with you one time
25:07Yes, you did
25:08Yeah
25:08At my home
25:09Yeah, no
25:10Basketball's not my sport
25:11Yeah, I can tell that
25:12I don't
25:13Is there
25:14Is there a sport?
25:15Um
25:16You know, I'm okay at baseball
25:19I bet
25:20Yeah
25:20Okay
25:20Do we have
25:21Do we happen to have that clip on?
25:23Is there the clip?
25:24Handy?
25:24Now, there's a clip that I like to have handy at all times
25:26Yes, a baseball clip
25:27And here's Jimmy
25:28Oh, yeah
25:28There he is
25:29There he is
25:29Wow
25:31Oh, wow
25:32What a laugh
25:33Whoa
25:33Whoa
25:35Whoa
25:37Since you brought it up
25:42Yes
25:42It's amazing that that clip was waiting
25:45Is it always skewed up?
25:47I don't think we've showed it for two years
25:49But I'm real happy it's there
25:50I have to say
25:51Somebody back there's got quick fingers
25:53Your character, Jay Kelly
25:55Gets honored in the movie
25:57Yeah
25:57At this film festival
25:59And it's
25:59I won't give away what goes on
26:02But
26:02Everyone dies in the end
26:03But you're sitting in the theater
26:06Yeah
26:06And you're watching this montage
26:08Tribute
26:09It's tribute
26:10Films about your life
26:11Which I'm sure you've probably done in real life before
26:13Yeah
26:13Yeah
26:13From a time or two
26:15Yeah
26:15So
26:15And it's
26:16It's kind of crazy
26:17To like look at that
26:18I think there
26:19How many
26:19Like 15, 20
26:20Well they're using clips from actual films I was in
26:23Yeah
26:23And I'm playing a character
26:24Who's an actor
26:25And it's
26:26I mean
26:26It freaked me out, man
26:28And all of a sudden
26:28There's
26:29You know
26:29Again
26:29And as you can see
26:30A lot of bad haircuts
26:31That I had to get through
26:32Yeah
26:33Because it started from the early age
26:34But an amazing body of work
26:36Do you help pick those
26:38Or do you leave that to the director?
26:39I didn't even know he was going to use them
26:40Well you didn't
26:41No I thought he was going to do some CGI thing
26:43And make me look young or something
26:45Which I wouldn't mind
26:46He didn't have to
26:49Because your whole life has been recorded
26:51I know
26:51I can't
26:52I can't
26:52Unbelievable thing
26:53You know
26:54I think a lot of people make a lot out of
26:56Oh this character
26:57Because what Noah said
26:59That he wrote this
27:00Specifically for you
27:01And he wouldn't make the movie
27:03If you'd said no
27:04Yeah I kind of doubt that
27:06You doubt that
27:06I think I was the cheapest one available
27:08Goes to like Tom Cruise
27:11And he's like
27:11Nah I'm not going to do that
27:12Uh huh
27:13No I
27:13Yeah I'm just very lucky
27:15To get to work with a director like that
27:17Is that a lot of pressure though
27:18When a guy says
27:19Like hey listen
27:19I've written this movie
27:20And it's written for you
27:22And you've got to be the star
27:23And then what if you want to say no
27:25Well no
27:26It's not a lot of pressure
27:27I mean I would be
27:28I was excited to get a part like that
27:30You know when you're my age
27:31You know I'm 64
27:33You know the thing is
27:34Like
27:34Okay
27:36Now here's what happens
27:38You get to a certain age
27:39They applaud you
27:40Yeah yeah yeah
27:40It's like
27:41Thank you
27:42Oh he's still gumming his bread
27:44Wow
27:44What a thing
27:46He's still with us
27:47God bless him
27:48Look at him
27:50He walked to the chair by himself
27:52Oh
27:52Oh
27:53I'm telling you
27:55When I was 20
27:56And I heard somebody died at 64
27:57I go
27:58That's a good look
27:58Yeah that's a good run
27:59That's a good run
28:01The Beatles wrote a song about it
28:03For God's sake
28:04Yeah
28:05Well it's great to have you here
28:06You too
28:06Congratulations on the movie
28:07It's called Jay Kelly
28:08It opens at Select Years
28:09November 14th
28:10And then you can watch it at home
28:12On Netflix starting December 5th
28:14George Clooney everybody
28:15With Mike Tyson
28:17Once in your life
28:27You'll find her
28:29Some water turns your heart around
28:33Next thing you know
28:34You're closing down the town
28:38And then you're closing down the town
28:42And then you're closing down the town
28:43And then you're closing down the town
28:44And then you're closing down the town
28:45And then you're closing down the town
28:49Next in November 1986
28:55Our next guest became the youngest ever heavyweight champion of the world
28:59You can hear about that and much much more in his new one man show
29:03Return of the Mic
29:04Please welcome Mike Tyson
29:06How are you doing?
29:27Mike did you think you'd still be around after the 80s you had?
29:31No no no
29:34The 90s was pretty tricky too
29:36You haven't been here since
29:41A week before you fought Jake Paul on Netflix
29:44Yes
29:45And I just want to say something to you
29:46Tell me
29:47Because I don't know if you remember this
29:49But during the commercial break
29:50You and I had a little chat
29:51And I said
29:51Hey are you really
29:53Are you going to win?
29:53Are you like real serious about this?
29:55Because I'm going to bet a lot of money
29:57And you're like
29:57Yes
29:58I am going to win
29:59Well I bet money too
30:00You did?
30:01And I bet more money than I've ever bet on anything before
30:06Oh me too
30:07Me too
30:07You did
30:08You bet on yourself huh?
30:10Yeah
30:10Who'd you bet with in Vegas?
30:12Excuse me?
30:13No
30:13No
30:14You did it on an app?
30:15Yeah
30:15Yeah right
30:16Yeah you can't walk up to the cage and go
30:18Although if I saw you walk up to the cage and bet on yourself
30:21I'd be like
30:21Get all our money everybody
30:23He's betting
30:23He's betting on himself
30:25That fight didn't go as well as I was hoping it would
30:32I know
30:33Neither
30:34What about me?
30:36Both of us really
30:38But there was a highlight of the fight
30:39I think we have
30:40Actually it was a pre-fight situation
30:43Vicious win
30:43Vicious win
30:44Thank you Doug
30:45Love you
30:46Love you too
30:47And we all got to see you last
30:50Yeah
30:51Hey listen
31:00That's pretty customary
31:02It's just that they happen to take advantage of that situation
31:05All fighters walk around like that in their locker room
31:09That's how it is
31:10You walk around with a jock strap on
31:11No it's a cup
31:13Oh a cup
31:14Yeah it looks like chaps but it's a cup
31:17Okay
31:17And that um
31:19And you don't
31:19But you don't wear socks
31:20You do wear a cup
31:21You do not wear socks
31:22No socks
31:22No socks
31:23Never wear socks
31:24No ever
31:25Why no socks?
31:26This drives me crazy
31:27I'll be honest
31:27I only used it for fighting
31:31Where that was my image
31:32Just real hardcore
31:33No socks
31:34And then I
31:35I
31:35By somehow
31:36I discovered
31:37I had a very um
31:40Disintegrating
31:42Dose of foot fungus
31:44And um
31:46It was really bad
31:47It's still bad
31:48I got it fixed
31:49You know
31:49Come on I'm serious man
31:52So would you say
31:53That foot fungus
31:54Is your greatest opponent
31:55Of all the
31:56Well I would have to say so
31:58Because it's still kicking my ass now
32:00You should make a great commercial
32:03For Desonex
32:04Desonex
32:05Desonex can't help me
32:07Desonex cannot help me
32:09I told them that they blew up
32:13In March of 1985
32:14You had your first professional fight
32:16Yes I did
32:17You remember who you fought?
32:19Hector Mercedes
32:20Hector Mercedes
32:21I'll forget the name
32:22But
32:22You um
32:23He put up a good fight
32:25For the part of one round
32:27That he fought you
32:29Before you knocked him down
32:30And he decided not to get up
32:32Well I was only 18
32:33I was just learning to do this stuff
32:35Were you scared at that time?
32:37To death
32:37You were?
32:38Yeah
32:38How scared were you?
32:40Like did you think about backing out?
32:42100%
32:42I'm probably the most scariest guy
32:45When it comes to
32:46You know fighting
32:47Like
32:47Last night I did my show
32:48For the first time in five years
32:50You know
32:50I was sweating like
32:51And a spelling bee man
32:53We had a spelling bee here once
32:57Yeah
32:57That's right
32:58Remember my spelling bee here
33:02I had
33:02Yeah
33:02Did I pass?
33:03Did I pass?
33:04Yeah we had the kids and everything
33:05Right?
33:06Oh the kids
33:07Spelled better than me?
33:09They spelled better than both of us
33:11Yeah
33:11Yeah
33:11Yeah they were champions though
33:13You know
33:13They're champion kids
33:14I mean
33:14But believe me
33:15In the ring
33:16You could have crushed those kids
33:18Thank God
33:19Thank God
33:20You didn't flung this at all
33:22Okay so we did a little bit of math
33:25And um
33:26You fought 15 times that first year
33:29Yes I did
33:30Why so many fights?
33:31Um
33:32Good experience
33:33Experience
33:34You um
33:35You averaged two minutes and 37 seconds per fight
33:39That's how your opponents averaged two minutes and 37 seconds per fight
33:43They got paid quick
33:44They did
33:45They got paid quick
33:46No overtime
33:48Did you start to feel invincible at that point?
33:53Just mowing through these guys?
33:55Well that's what fighting um prepared to make you feel that way
34:00It does
34:01Yeah and then life humbles you
34:02Yeah I don't think it made all those guys you fought feel that way
34:07I think life humbled them pretty good
34:10But then you fought um Trevor Burbick
34:13Uh you beat Trevor Burbick to win the heavyweight title
34:16Yes I did
34:17In uh two rounds right?
34:19Yes
34:19Just under two rounds
34:20And then you got this uh belt
34:23And you like unlike a lot of people who would put the belt in a frame or something like that
34:27You wore the belt around
34:30Absolutely
34:31I used to dream about that when I was like a 14 years old
34:34I'm watching a guy wear the belt I used to dream about being the champ having that belt on my weight
34:38So you'd go to like whatever the dentist or the mall
34:42Oh yeah absolutely with the belt on my weight
34:43And you had the belt on
34:44A hundred percent
34:45And at this time you become so popular
34:52And I mean I remember it was like
34:54I remember when you were fighting how excited I was
34:58To watch you just come out and lay waste
35:01I don't I mean I felt it felt like I was the one doing it in some ways
35:05Though I was most certainly not
35:07I played the clarinet
35:08What celebs did you hang out with in that time
35:13Or you just you and you became this sensation
35:15Who were you like hanging with?
35:18Michael Anthony Hall
35:19Eddie Murphy
35:20Rick James
35:21Anthony Michael Hall
35:24That seems like an odd duo
35:25No
35:26I don't know how old these people are
35:29But do you remember Anthony Michael Hall
35:31The John
35:31Listen
35:32Now listen
35:33I was a young kid
35:3419 years old
35:35Young guy
35:36You're starting to get around the world
35:39With celebrities
35:39And this little guy comes out the limousine
35:42Comes in
35:43He sits at the table
35:44The restaurant
35:45He buys everybody food
35:47He has a credit card
35:48I never saw a credit card in my life
35:50I'm 18, 19 years old
35:51He's a little white guy
35:53Skinny guy
35:54He's got everybody falling
35:55He's like the king
35:56Hey
35:56Oh, there he is
35:57I'm like
35:58This little guy right here
36:00Yeah
36:00He's got the credit card
36:02He's by himself
36:03Everybody's falling
36:04Like the Pied Piper
36:05He looks like me
36:05Yeah, yeah
36:06Yeah, but he wasn't you
36:08No, no, no
36:09So he had a lot of swagger
36:11Oh, man
36:12You couldn't believe this
36:13He's at the fight
36:15Everybody's falling
36:16He's a little kid
36:17He's a kid
36:18He's not old enough
36:19To probably go in the fight alone
36:21He's a big kid
36:23Did you watch his movies?
36:24Yeah, I watched his movies
36:26All the John Hughes movies
36:27Oh, you do
36:28You love the John Hughes movies
36:29I'm an 80s guy
36:32An 80s kid
36:33Come on
36:33I'm an 80s kid
36:34So you went and saw
36:3516 Candles
36:36And The Breakfast Club
36:37Oh, yes
36:37All that stuff
36:38And Weird Science
36:39And Weird Science
36:40This, um
36:45I'm excited you're doing this show
36:47Because I, you know
36:47I could
36:48I could interview you honestly
36:50Until, like, the end of the year
36:52Non-stop, really
36:53And this idea
36:54That you're sharing
36:54These stories with people
36:56You have enough stories
36:58To fill many, many, many
37:00One-man shows
37:01Exactly
37:02This one is just totally
37:03Another direction
37:05Than the last one
37:06The show is going to be
37:07On Netflix
37:07The show that you're doing, right?
37:09Yes
37:09Oh, that's fun
37:10All right
37:11That's fantastic
37:11Well, it's great to see you
37:13It's always great to see you
37:14Yeah, it's always a pleasure
37:15Mr. Mike Tyson, everybody
37:17You will see him
37:17Live telling stories
37:19On the Mike Tyson
37:21Return of the Mic
37:22Kickers are on sale now
37:24We'll be back with Christopher Cross
37:26Oh, that is a nice start to 80s week
37:41You can see him on tour
37:42Starting this spring
37:44Here with the classic sailing
37:46Christopher Cross
37:48Well, it's not far down
37:57The paradise
37:58At least it's not for me
38:01And if the wind is right
38:03You can sail away
38:04And find tranquility
38:07Oh, the kind
38:09Just kind of new miracles
38:11Just you wait and see
38:14Believe me
38:17It's not far
38:22To never, never land
38:24And reason to pretend
38:26And if the wind is right
38:29You would find the joy
38:30Of innocence again
38:33Oh, the kind
38:35Just kind of new miracles
38:37Just you wait and see
38:40Believe me
38:43You're sailing
38:49Takes me away
38:51From where I always heard
38:55It could be
38:56Just a dream
39:01The wind will carry me
39:03And soon I will be free
39:05Fantasies
39:13Is the best at me
39:17When I'm sailing
39:20I'm caught up in the reverie
39:27Every word is simply
39:30To believe me
39:31Should believe me
39:32Believe me
39:33Believe me
39:34Believe me
39:35Believe me
39:36Believe me
39:37Believe me
39:38Sailing
39:39Sailing
39:40Takes me away
39:41To where I've always heard
39:44It could be
39:45Believe me
39:46Believe me
39:47Believe me
39:48Believe me
39:49Just a dream
39:50If you wait and see
39:51Just a dream
39:52The wind will carry me
39:53Soon I will be free
39:55To believe me
39:56Believe me
39:57Believe me
39:58Believe me
39:59Believe me
40:00Thank you
40:02T
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