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Big Brother (2023) - Season 3 Episode 38

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00:00That I'm doing well. I think I've never needed more advice from my mum or dad in my whole entire life.
00:10Like ever. So I just need to hear that I'm doing well.
00:14Because I know they'll tell me.
00:17I've never needed to see you more.
00:21Silly, really.
00:23It's not silly, Elsa. Big Brother understands.
00:30It's okay. There will be fun. Even if there's not a letter, I feel like there will be fun.
00:48I don't want to say it. I can buy something nice for the house.
01:00I know water that's thicker than blood. That's deeper than love with my friends.
01:21Day 43, 9.44am.
01:35Hey, how are you?
01:37Her dogs are trying to say hello to my dogs, Jenny.
01:40What the hell?
01:42So, Letters Day.
01:44Letters Day, indeed.
01:46That was actually my first thought when I woke up.
01:49Cameron, Emily and Elsa are in the bedroom.
01:52You know, because we've been living here the whole time, like, can you imagine anyone, like, walking up the stairs? I just can't.
01:58No.
01:59That's like one thing we're never going to experience as a house.
02:01It's such a random thing to want to know.
02:03I know, but this is what I always think. If I'm trying to get over a boy, I picture them walking up the stairs on all fours.
02:10Do you know what I picture?
02:11What?
02:12Them in a nappy.
02:13In a nappy!
02:15Richard has come to the diary room.
02:18Morning, Richard. How do you feel this morning?
02:20Well, I'm all right, really. Looking forward to the letters, assuming that we can afford them, but hoping that we do have enough to avail ourselves of this option.
02:32Who are you hoping to hear from?
02:34I suppose top of the list would be my son in America, because before I came in here, we would be speaking on the phone every day, virtually every day.
02:42If there was a day we didn't speak, there would at least be a text message that would go back and forth.
02:46So that would be nice, and I'd love to hear about how the grandkids are getting on.
02:50The only slight fly in the ointment is, of course, the issue with Tasia, who, rather unfortunately, finds herself without any eyes at all.
03:00They were simply replaced with a token that said, I owe you.
03:04And, of course, Emily, her letter apparently was already shredded some time ago.
03:08So it would be a little bit unfortunate if people were having letters read and, you know, with requisite quantities of tissues being dabbed into eyes and things like that.
03:20While two people have to sit there with nothing at all. That wouldn't be very nice, really.
03:26PHONE RINGS
03:3212.32pm
03:35Some of the housemates are enjoying a leet breakfast.
03:40Christian, who just made the last round of coffees there?
03:43Me.
03:45Why?
03:46Leaving stuff out?
03:48I'm eating my breakfast. I'll put it away. I always care about fucking myself, thank you.
03:52Leaving the milk is fucking criminal.
03:55What? I always do. Am I not able to eat my breakfast before it gets home?
03:58Fuck it, we've got a new salmon here.
04:01Oh, you've been sammed.
04:03Hello!
04:05You've been sammed.
04:07Sorry, no, I'm not taking none.
04:09I always clean up after myself. Hello!
04:11I just hadn't finished eating my breakfast or drinking my coffee.
04:13Don't worry. Yeah, that's how it works.
04:17So, in the vicinity.
04:20Tasia and Jenny are in the garden.
04:23How are you?
04:24Good, how are you?
04:25Good, I'm excited.
04:26Yeah, I'm really excited to see who your letter is going to be.
04:29I don't know.
04:30Because I think it will be my ma.
04:33Yeah.
04:34It will choke me if my granny writes me a letter.
04:36Aw.
04:37But I hope someone's able to buy yours, too.
04:40Yeah, it just feels sore because you'll be sat around and...
04:44Everybody else is reading.
04:45I think that's just what it is.
04:47But in terms of, like, her, like, bankrupting me,
04:50I would have had to do the same thing if I was in her shoes.
04:53You would have had it.
04:54I would have had to.
04:55Because when she said your name at first, I was thinking,
04:57if we're going off of logic, I've had something more recently
04:59and I've had a video call.
05:00See, I thought she was going to cheat.
05:01Because the reason why I was like, go and fuck off.
05:03Because I thought I'm going to start you after this.
05:05Because logically...
05:06Because logically...
05:07I spoke to mine three fucking weeks ago.
05:08You want to hold that against me?
05:09Like, are you having a laugh?
05:10It didn't make sense.
05:11But I knew...
05:12But I thought she was going to cap on.
05:13But then she went back on it.
05:14She went back on it.
05:15She knew that it wasn't right.
05:16Yeah.
05:17The call, it just fades away.
05:18And to have a letter...
05:19It fades away.
05:20...is completely different.
05:21Now she has been here.
05:22She has been here.
05:23She's been here.
05:24Like, she deserves it now as much as anyone.
05:26She deserves it more than the same as anybody else.
05:28Yeah, as much as anyone else.
05:29And, like, she has had a tough, like, go, like, the last few days.
05:32So...
05:33I hope there is something in there for her, at least.
05:35I hope so.
05:36Because I think she needs it.
05:38Emily is talking about her faith.
05:41Like, six months ago, I got reaffirmed with a baptism.
05:45But it was quite funny because I basically...
05:48When I got baptised, I did a tweet and it went viral.
05:52Because, basically, I got baptised in a jacuzzi.
05:55What?
05:56In a jacuzzi?
05:57In, like, an inflatable jacuzzi.
05:58Really?
05:59And there was, like, a guy with an electric guitar in the background.
06:02Electric guitar?
06:03So I was just getting, um, hate for it.
06:05Like, pfff!
06:06You got...
06:07You got baptised in, like, a paddling pool.
06:09Like, people were just on a mad one.
06:11But they were just like, really?
06:12They were like, pfff!
06:13But I don't care.
06:14I love the church I go to.
06:15It's very modern.
06:16Very fulfilling.
06:18I'm just...
06:19I don't care.
06:20I don't care.
06:21I don't care.
06:2212.56pm. Jenny and Cameron are in the garden.
06:29Tell me about your future. What do you really want in life?
06:32All I want in life is to be a mummy.
06:34Yeah. I remember you saying that.
06:35And I want to have about three or four children.
06:39Why three and four?
06:40Because I want a big family because I'm an only child.
06:43Yeah, fair enough.
06:43Because especially with me, you only have a mamma.
06:45In my mamma dies, I have nobody.
06:48So if anything happens to my mamma, fuck, so I want to have a big family
06:50and I want to get married and love.
06:55Yeah.
06:56I don't want to get people's hopes up,
06:58but I feel like everyone except Teja and I are getting a letter.
07:00Pretty sure.
07:01I'm telling you, the I owe you in the jar means something.
07:05What do I owe her? She can't have my balls back.
07:07I don't have a letter to buy.
07:08I bet you might be able to buy hers.
07:11A letter? Oh, yeah.
07:12I thought you were going to choose me
07:13because you don't want to look like you'd have been dead against Teja.
07:17That wasn't it.
07:18It was more because the reason that I almost went with you
07:20is because you got your little boost on Friday from the same,
07:23but then I thought you actually, that was after a horrible week,
07:25so it doesn't quite make up for that.
07:27That's why I changed.
07:28I don't think I could put my letter above Teja's.
07:31I just don't feel right with that.
07:32I don't know that you'd be like, oh, it's your mum,
07:34but I don't want to say that definitely to Teja,
07:36just in case I walked into the shop and I just,
07:38I have to take my own letter,
07:39but, like, how I feel now if, like, I would rather buy Teja's.
07:43Yeah.
07:45Elsa has come to the diary room.
07:48I've never needed more advice from my mum or dad
07:52in my whole entire life, like, ever,
07:55so I just need to hear that I'm doing well
07:58because I know they'd tell me.
08:03It's funny, actually,
08:04the things you don't appreciate on the outside world,
08:07you appreciate more than ever in here.
08:09I don't think I've ever wanted to call my family more,
08:12and it's the things you don't do in everyday life
08:15that you take for granted.
08:17You really do.
08:21I don't know why I'm getting all emotional.
08:23I've never needed to see you more.
08:32Um...
08:33..and I've never wanted a family meal more.
08:39I've never wanted a dog walk more.
08:44Silly, really.
08:48Yeah.
08:50It's not silly, Elsa.
08:52Big Brother understands.
08:53Thank you, Big Brother.
09:182.10pm.
09:20You're my only remedy.
09:21This is Big Brother.
09:27Housemates, it's that time of the week again.
09:30Yay!
09:31Good way!
09:32The Ideal Mini Mart will be open for the final time,
09:37and today, it's the closing down sale.
09:39Yay!
09:41Faggins!
09:42Class.
09:42As you know, this week, the shop is stocked with some extra special items,
09:48including irresistible letters from home.
09:51Ah!
09:53The richest housemates with the most eyes will visit the Ideal Mini Mart first.
09:59First up to browse the shelves is Cameron and Tate.
10:04Yay!
10:05Wait, how many do you have?
10:0627.
10:07We got our money up, mate.
10:08You were sitting there doing this.
10:10We got our money up.
10:10Mum was making moves.
10:11Making moves.
10:12Making moves.
10:17Last time.
10:18Oh, my gosh.
10:19This is Big Brother.
10:23Cameron and Tate, welcome to the Ideal Mini Mart closing down sale.
10:28Letters from home are now available to buy, each priced at 20 eyes.
10:34Even Emily's shredded letter is available to buy in its many pieces,
10:39with sellotape included.
10:42It's a letter from home and a puzzle all in one,
10:46all at the reasonable price of 22 eyes.
10:49Housemates are able to purchase letters for other housemates
10:55as well as their own.
10:56How much have we got together?
10:57So, 31 plus 31 is 62.
11:00Tasia's not got any, so we definitely get our letters and Tasia's.
11:04Emily, who's going to get Emily's?
11:05Well, no, I reckon whoever comes in with Emily,
11:08they'll have some spare.
11:09Yeah, that's fine.
11:10We'll be spending 60 on that.
11:12We'll have two eyes to spend.
11:13I don't mean there's nothing worth two eyes, is there?
11:16Erm, Big Brother, could we take that cheese?
11:18For two eyes.
11:20Tate, this is the closing down sale.
11:23All my prices are rock bottom.
11:25They're not.
11:26Pfft!
11:28Right, I think, Big Brother,
11:29we're going to get our own letters and Tasia's,
11:32so Tasia can hear from our cap'n.
11:35LAUGHTER
11:36Tate, that'll be 60 eyes, please.
11:40One.
11:43Two feet.
11:49Oh, they've got a bag?
11:50Oh, I wonder what they've got then.
11:52Do you want the good news or the bad news?
11:54The bad news is like you're back.
11:56The good news is I'm back,
11:57the bad news is it's 30 eyes each for a letter.
11:593-0?
12:01Joking.
12:02Whee!
12:03And guess what, Tasia?
12:05LAUGHTER
12:06Oh, my God!
12:08You are not!
12:10No sailor left behind.
12:13It's a pirate code.
12:15And, Boz, that's actually made, maybe.
12:17That's so nice.
12:19That's lovely.
12:19That's so nice.
12:21Octasia!
12:22That's my conscience, Claire.
12:24Next to enter the Ideal Mini Mart
12:29are Jenny and Marcus.
12:31One of us could buy Emily's
12:33and she has more potential buying ours back,
12:35but I don't know.
12:36She's got 18.
12:37Somebody's bound of two left.
12:38So if I buy Emily's...
12:41She can buy yours.
12:42And you'll just have to tell her when you go out,
12:43buy mine.
12:44Right.
12:45Because somebody else has to give you two.
12:46You get the half-minute highlights.
12:48Right, I'll get this.
12:49And then...
12:50And then I'll get Emily's.
12:52She'll be buzzing.
12:53She doesn't know.
12:54I really hope there's something in there for you.
12:56No, no, it's OK.
12:57I'll be happy for everyone else.
12:59Yeah, but...
13:01You can be happy and you can be sad for yourself.
13:04Oh, don't.
13:07Oh, Emily.
13:12I don't think...
13:12I'm actually really happy for you.
13:14No, but I don't think they would leave you with nothing.
13:16It's OK, though, I'll be fine.
13:17Even if there's not a letter, I feel like they're...
13:19I don't want to say it.
13:20I can buy something nice for the house.
13:24Why'd you look?
13:27Have they changed the pricing?
13:30No, they're playing.
13:32Emily, your letter?
13:33Oh, you know my letter?
13:35The joke is.
13:36And Marcus got...
13:37You have to buy a house.
13:37Hold on.
13:39You're going to be serious.
13:40Elsa, you have to give her two eyes for her to buy Marcus's on the show.
13:44Marcus, thank you so much.
13:45Sorry.
13:47Thank you so much.
13:52Have you seen what I've got?
13:53Post my payments.
13:55Oh, thank you, Marcus.
13:56Thank you so much.
13:58That is far.
13:59This is Big Brother.
14:01Emily.
14:02Yeah.
14:03You must choose a housemate to stick your letter back together
14:07and then read it out loud to you later on today.
14:10Who do I trust most?
14:11Who's got a steady hand?
14:12Oh, God.
14:14I think Richard, because he's, um...
14:17He plays instruments and stuff, so he's quite handy on his hands.
14:21All right.
14:23I'll try my best.
14:24Thank you so much.
14:27The final housemates to enter the mini-mart are Richard, Elsa and Emily.
14:33Someone that's got over 20, give me two.
14:36Well, I can do that, or you can do that.
14:37And that's it, so we can get all three of you?
14:39Yes.
14:39Of course we can.
14:40Let's do it.
14:40Oh, well, that's all right. Let me just check what else there is.
14:42Oh, there's cheddar cheese for five eyeballs.
14:44In total, then, we need 65 eyes to buy the three of those and that.
14:48Yeah.
14:48OK, right.
14:49There we are.
14:49Yes, I think we've made our decision.
14:51Yes, thank you.
14:53What the fuck is this, Patrick?
14:55Oh, that was me balancing.
14:57That's class.
14:58I thought she said it was like...
14:59Me and the Jane with Richard are talking to me.
15:02Your date.
15:03Your date.
15:04Whoa.
15:04Oh, that is actually the best thing we've got.
15:08That is class.
15:0863, 64.
15:11I always forget what comes after 64.
15:13Oh.
15:14All right.
15:1565.
15:16Yay!
15:16We've got one.
15:17Can I have this as a souvenir?
15:18Can I keep this one?
15:19No, Richard.
15:20You're very kind.
15:213.27 p.m.
15:35Well, you know, I don't know what you make, but I'm so proud of you.
15:42Live every minute to the full, as always.
15:44Yeah, you are our sunshine.
15:45Oh, that's nice.
15:46Some of the housemates are talking about education.
15:51How much is it to send a child to private school?
15:54It's a lot.
15:55Like, they pay it per a term.
15:57It does depend what school...
15:58I think my parents payed $13,000 a year.
16:02Did you all go to private school?
16:03$13,000 a year?
16:04Also, for context, my private school wasn't even near the most expensive.
16:08Yeah, there's a lot more that are more expensive.
16:10Yeah, I was going to say.
16:10That's quite cheap from private school.
16:12And how many of you went to private school?
16:14Three?
16:15Wow.
16:16So, your parents were paying £39,000 a year?
16:20Emily, what would you say is, like, the main...
16:23Because, obviously, if you paid £13,000, I'd be expecting a lot from, like, the school.
16:26Like, what is it that...
16:27Smaller classes.
16:28Yeah.
16:28The school trips you could go on were, like, a lot higher.
16:30Like, world expeditions, like, across, like, Malaysia.
16:34But you go, and, like, to the Galapagos Islands and stuff like that.
16:37Wow.
16:37And also, like, Latin.
16:38Yeah.
16:38I did Latin, which I actually think, if I was Prime Minister, I'd actually make it mandatory
16:42that every child learned Latin.
16:43Really?
16:43Because it makes your knowledge of the English language so much more developed.
16:48Yeah.
16:49One time, I went on a school trip to two private schools once, like...
16:53A school trip to a private school?
16:54Well, yeah.
16:56Diabolical.
16:57Like, and, like, the school looked like Hogwarts, for once.
16:59And then we all sat down, and even the school dinner was just turned all the way up.
17:03If you could afford to send your child to private school, would you?
17:06No.
17:06I feel like the way I've grew up, like, I wouldn't be the...
17:09And you wouldn't be...
17:10You'd be a different person.
17:11Everything happens for a reason, but I think my children will go to...
17:14It doesn't need to be a shit state school, but they will go to a state school.
17:17You can probably tell earlier if they're academic or not.
17:20Yeah.
17:20Like, see, my son's, like, banging his head against the walls and digging holes in the ground.
17:23Like, wasting the money, no way.
17:25That's definitely my son.
17:27Like...
17:28Yeah.
17:32Have you done it?
17:33Job done.
17:34Oh!
17:35Yeah!
17:35Oh, yeah.
17:36Wow, he's like a surgeon.
17:38In and out, mate.
17:39Yeah.
17:40Clinical.
17:41I knew I'd made the right choice.
17:43No offence, guys.
17:44Job done.
17:45No messing.
17:46Thank you, Richard.
17:534.49pm.
17:56This is Big Brother.
17:59Today, the Ideal Mini Mart allowed housemates the opportunity to buy their letters from home.
18:09All housemates had their letters from home purchased.
18:12Yay!
18:13Yay!
18:14Yay!
18:16Cameron, choose another housemate to read your letter aloud.
18:20No.
18:21Jen?
18:22Aww!
18:23Aww!
18:24A pocket of oxen.
18:25Do you mind doing it?
18:26I don't mind.
18:27OK.
18:28Right.
18:31OK.
18:33It's from your mum and daddy.
18:35So, it says,
18:36Dear Cam, what a time you've had.
18:38We can't believe how quickly we've all got used to watching every night.
18:42Amazing that it has seemed so long, but has gone so quickly at the same time.
18:52Everyone is well and is watching.
18:55Grandad, Grandma, Granny, Grumpy and Grandad.
19:01Oh!
19:02Written for you and we all can't wait to hear your stories.
19:05Daisy and Pap watch every night and are messing you with.
19:16Oh!
19:18The farm is ready.
19:19I'm waiting and of course, oh Jesus, Dad has lots of jobs for you.
19:24Well done for being your kind and generous self.
19:31We can see it's been tough at times, especially when you're used to being out in the fields.
19:37But what untrusting friends you've made.
19:46Excuse me!
19:47What do you mean by that?
19:48What do you mean by that?
19:49What do you mean by that?
19:50What do you mean by that?
19:51Is that a personal attack?
19:52He's trusting is great!
19:54Oh!
19:55I'm sorry!
19:56As the weeks have gone on, you've found your voice and shown your default is kindness and genuine interest in everyone.
20:04Putting hours before yourself is not easy in the BB house.
20:08We love and miss you.
20:10See you soon, Mum and Dad.
20:12Oh!
20:14You took the best of my heart.
20:16That's only one down.
20:18Thanks.
20:19This is going to be heavy, this.
20:22You're all quite interesting.
20:24Interesting!
20:25That sounded like a stray.
20:26Hey, she's watching.
20:27I hope you don't bring out the idiot.
20:33Elsa, choose another housemate to read your letter aloud.
20:39Tasia.
20:40Oh!
20:45I'm so excited.
20:46It's looking for my letter.
20:48It's from your mum and all of them from the outside.
20:50Okay, all of them.
20:51All of them.
20:52To our gorgeous Tinkerbell.
20:54You are bloody amazing.
20:56We are so, so proud of you.
20:59It's still so mad seeing you on TV.
21:01And we are all looking forward to giving you the biggest hugs ever.
21:05We haven't missed one bit of Big Brother.
21:07It has been brilliant to watch.
21:09We've loved your songs and singing.
21:11Aw.
21:12You have had us in giggles.
21:14Can't believe you named your nunny.
21:16Naomi!
21:17Oh!
21:18Oh my God, wait, wait, wait.
21:21We can't wait to meet Marcus and Tasia.
21:24Wedding bells are ready, Marcus.
21:26Oh!
21:27Oh!
21:28Oh!
21:29Oh!
21:30Oh!
21:31Oh!
21:32Oh!
21:33Oh!
21:34Well, you have lived together, so me and his mum Kirsty will have to buy a hat.
21:38Keep being you, Tink.
21:39You are an amazing and wonderful person.
21:41We love that you made Tasia a birthday ferret and attempted a cake.
21:45You are a brilliant friend.
21:47And Fifi had her own time in the diary room, too, as an honorary housemate.
21:52Mousie has her own fan face, too, outside.
21:55You are honest, loyal and a beautiful young woman.
21:59We could never be more proud of the beautiful person you are.
22:02Keep smiling, keep shining.
22:04You will always be our star.
22:06Love you always.
22:07I'm missing you loads and loads.
22:09From mum and all of us on the outside.
22:11Aw!
22:12That's so cute.
22:14Thank you, Tasia.
22:15Oh, I can't wait to meet your mum.
22:16She's gonna love you.
22:17And Malka.
22:18Mm-hmm.
22:20Thank you, Tasia.
22:21Oh, I can't wait to meet your mum.
22:22She's gonna love you.
22:23And Malka.
22:24Mm-hmm.
22:27And Malka.
22:28Mm-hmm.
22:37If you're so lucky that she lets you know her heart, be careful how you hold it.
22:485 or 1pm.
22:50She is love.
22:51She is love.
22:52She is love.
22:53She is love.
22:54Oh, God.
22:55I'm crying already.
22:58Next to hear her letter is Emily.
23:01Right.
23:02This is from Mum, Dad, Anya, Bella and Oslo.
23:08Dear Emily, we love and miss you so much.
23:13Your start in the Big Brother house was not the easiest, but we are so proud of you and
23:19the strength and resilience you have shown.
23:22You have become such a strong, independent young woman.
23:29Sorry.
23:30We are watching Big Brother every night and cheering you on.
23:33We particularly love how uplifting you are, both in the BB house and life generally.
23:39You have such a warm, bubbly personality, and even though things must feel tough at times,
23:45you continue to smile and create positivity.
23:48Continue to be your lovely, unapologetically loud, quirky self.
23:54Our house is eerily quiet without you.
23:57Live every minute to the full, as always.
24:01You are our sunshine.
24:03Love, Mum, Dad, Anya, Bella and Oslo.
24:07P.S.
24:08No hurry for you to find a husband.
24:11Yay!
24:12Thank you, Mum.
24:13Thank you, Mum.
24:14Thank you, Mum.
24:15Thank you, Mum.
24:16Thank you so much.
24:17Thank you very much.
24:18Elsa, did you want to read aloud?
24:22You don't have to if you don't want to.
24:24I'll read your letter.
24:26Sorry.
24:27I think it's from your mum.
24:28I know.
24:29OK, you ready?
24:30My beautiful baby girl, Tasia, as you know, my last words to you before you left was, quote,
24:45there is nothing you could ever do which would stop me from being proud of you.
24:50I said this with 100% certainty that if you just be yourself, you could not disappoint me, and I was right.
24:57You have made me feel like the proudest mum in the world, and it's a privilege to not just call you my daughter,
25:02but to also call you my best friend and partner in crime.
25:06I'm so amazed by your bravery at only 18 years old to go into a house for seven weeks with a bunch of strangers
25:16and be filmed 24 hours a day for the nation to see.
25:20It's been a joy to watch you having fun, making great friendships, and putting the world to rights.
25:27Keep having fun and make the most of the time you have left, as you're so lucky to have the opportunity of a lifetime.
25:33You're forever my little star, and I'm so excited for you to come home so we can snuggle up in bed
25:37and watch trash TV after you make me watch the whole season of Big Brother 2025 again.
25:43Love you so much, baby. Kiss, kiss.
25:50Thank you. That was so good.
25:52See you soon.
26:01Tamron.
26:03Of course.
26:05Thank you, interesting friend.
26:10Hey Jenny Bells, it's your wee ma here.
26:13Your family and friends, and the whole city of Derry, are all watching you every night.
26:19We have laughed so, so much, also cried with you at times.
26:25Your name is up in lights, all over the city, and in the north of Ireland,
26:31and we couldn't be any more prouder of our girl.
26:36Oh, I hear you can cook, clean, wash, wash the dishes now.
26:40Let's hope you don't forget that when you come back home, lol.
26:52Tiernan has said he loves and misses you so much, can't wait to hug you.
27:01Go smash the last few days.
27:03We will all be here waiting for you when those doors open.
27:08Love you forever, my girl, XFXO.
27:11Oh!
27:15Aw, thank you.
27:16You know I will carry you home.
27:19You know I will carry you home.
27:21Oh, thank you.
27:22Aw.
27:24Richard, as much as I love you, I think Marcus will probably match the tone of the writer to this.
27:34It's from your mum, your dad, Niamh, and the rest of your family.
27:37Aw.
27:38Oh, it's going to be nice.
27:40Hello, gorgeous boy.
27:42The whole family has been watching you every night, and we couldn't be prouder of how you've carried yourself.
27:47You've stayed completely true to who you are, grounded, genuine, and respectful, and it's been wonderful to see that shine through.
27:53Even though we're not there with you, we talk about you all the time, and love seeing how you've held your own and built meaningful friendships in the house.
28:02You've brought warmth, honesty, and plenty of funny moments, just as you always do.
28:06We always know when you're on the telly, because we can hear that unmistakable seal laugh.
28:11It never fails to make us smile.
28:15Keep being true to yourself, and remember that being real is exactly what makes you stand out.
28:21You've already made us incredibly proud, so enjoy every last moment.
28:24You truly deserve it.
28:26We'll see you soon, exclamation mark.
28:28All of our love, Mum, Dad, Niamh, and the rest of the family.
28:31We're coming.
28:34I have to shift gears for that one.
28:38Cheers, bro.
28:41Well done, ladies.
28:45In my black and white.
28:49Fuck.
28:51I'm actually, by my arm, I'm so nervous for a little.
28:53I think it's fitting like Tate, does it?
28:58After all the dirty jokes.
28:59Oh, here we go.
29:05Hi, Marcus. Mum here.
29:08My heart is overfilled with pride. Keep shining.
29:12Love you to bits and just keep being you.
29:15We're watching it all and you're entertaining.
29:18Carry on enjoying your time with Tate and Elsa.
29:21Fenton is enjoying watching his uncle too.
29:25Vaughn said him and Bec are proud of you, brother.
29:29You've got nothing to worry about other than your fantasy Premier League ranking.
29:34Nika says she's seen the pictures you took in and that she loves you.
29:37We know you're being nothing but yourself in there.
29:40She's proud. Thumbs up emoji.
29:42She says Dad couldn't be happier seeing you do your thing in there.
29:44Are you going out there?
29:45Are you going out there?
29:46Are you going out there?
29:47Are you going out there?
29:49Loads of love, as always. Mum.
29:51Aww.
29:53Bro.
29:55You go.
29:57I think it is fitting if I ask Emily to return the favour.
30:10I'd love to. I'll try and not cry, I promise.
30:12I'll try and not cry.
30:15Okay.
30:20And it's from Ken and family.
30:22Hi, Dad.
30:24I hope you are doing well.
30:27You have no idea how much we miss you.
30:30It has been such a long time without contact since we first knew each other and became family.
30:35I'm so proud of you for joining Big Brother.
30:38Dad, we are doing great and I just wanted to remind you of something you taught me.
30:45That life is not about winning, but about never giving up.
30:48That lesson you passed on to me now is the same one I'm now teaching Ricarda, Samuel and Joseph.
30:57We love you deeply and can't wait to see you and hear all about your experience.
31:07Ricarda has the following message for you.
31:12Jesus Christ.
31:14Hi, Grandpa. I miss you so, so, so much.
31:19Remember that I will be cheering you on as you go further and further in the competition.
31:28Even if things are hard, remember the fun things we have done together.
31:33I love you.
31:35With love and blessings, Ken and family.
31:37I only wish you the best.
31:41Oh, thank you.
31:43Oh, my God.
31:44Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, we told you.
31:49Oh, thank you.
31:53Thank you so much for this. I couldn't have done it without you.
32:19Thank you so much for this. I couldn't have done it without you.
32:23Of course. No, actually, that was special.
32:25No, thank you so much. That was very kind,
32:28because I was thinking, you actually risked, you didn't know.
32:31They could have chased advice. It's like, you risked my letter for yours.
32:34So, I appreciate that so much. Thank you.
32:36It's special. I'm glad we all got to do this together.
32:38Mine said, I can't wait to meet Teja and Marcus.
32:43Aww, that's adorable.
32:46Your mummy called you a star tail.
32:48I can see the wedding. I can too.
32:51Really? Yeah, and I'm going to wear a fascinator.
32:55Babe, you're a bridesmaid. You're not going to be wearing no fucking hair.
32:58Oh, yeah, fuck. OK, right. Bridesmaid, pink.
33:02Baby pink. But is your dress going to be pink?
33:04Mmm, it might be white.
33:10Thank you for reading it out. Did I read it out OK?
33:13No, it was sold out.
33:15Interesting friend.
33:16Your mum's calling me out.
33:19Interest? What the fuck's she been by that?
33:23No, I'm holding it against her. I could have said to her when I met her.
33:25What did you mean by that, love?
33:27Marcus is talking to big brother.
33:31It was really nice to hear from, like, my mum and my family and my friends and
33:42you don't really realise how much it'll mean to you until you're just sat there and you're listening
33:48and hearing names from people that you care about.
33:55Fuck!
33:59Marcus, what would you write back to your family?
34:04Just that I love them all, of course, and I'm glad that I've done them all proud and I can't wait to see them all.
34:15Like, even hearing Elsa's mum, like, use my mum's name, just that was, like, goosebumps all down my body.
34:27I was like, whoa.
34:28And I'm happy that they're happy for her and I'm happy that they've seen how close me and Elsa have got.
34:39They sound more than happy. It sounds like they're expecting a wedding.
34:43Yeah, yeah, wedding bells are ringing here.
34:48She knows it, I know it. Everyone knows it.
34:51MUSIC PLAYS
35:107.41pm.
35:13Some of the housemates are discussing hot political topics.
35:18Councils and other state-owned institutions should only be allowed to fly regional and the national flag.
35:26Wait, what? What does that mean?
35:28So, like, councils shouldn't be allowed to fly, like, flags of other countries or, like, flags that are, like, for, like, social movements.
35:35I really don't give a damn.
35:36So it's, like, Derry holds a Palestine flag, goes, you shank it shouldn't be allowed?
35:40Yeah, I just think, like, in this country, if it's a state-owned institution, it should only be our flag.
35:44So they can't put, like, things, like, social movement stuff?
35:47Yeah, I don't think it should be.
35:49Yeah, no, no, no way. It should be...
35:50What about Ukraine? I think no.
35:51No, I think...
35:53We could show our support in other ways.
35:55But, like, what does the flag show?
35:57It just shows you support, don't matter, like, a Palestine flag.
35:59Yeah, but, like, councils should be, councils should be neutral on...
36:02Yeah, I think, like, if it's the government and everyone's taxes paying it, and it's represent...
36:06Like, if you're paying tax to something in a social movement you don't agree with,
36:09you don't want to see that flag flung outside, it should be a neutral thing.
36:12It's not... It's an overreach, probably.
36:14Also, councils are here to, you know, solve the pothole crisis.
36:17They're not out here, you know, like, anything to do with what's happening in the Middle East.
36:21I think it's wildly inappropriate.
36:23I would do scotch flags and a regularity.
36:25There's a scotch flags and a regularity.
36:26There's a scotch flags and a regularity.
36:27Why?
36:28I don't fucking know, man.
36:30I don't even know what they're talking about tonight.
36:33Just a bunch of crap, really.
36:35Like, what if...
36:39I don't even know.
36:41I'm not even involved in that conversation.
36:44I'm just waiting for my roast potatoes to be honest.
36:538.22pm.
36:58The housemates are enjoying a roast dinner.
37:03Wow.
37:04This is pretty good.
37:06Very, very good indeed.
37:07Thank you, everybody.
37:08That's all right.
37:11Ladies and gentlemen, however this bonkers madcap game turns out,
37:17it is an absolute pleasure and privilege to be acquainted with every one of you.
37:22Oh!
37:23Amen.
37:24I don't have a wine glass.
37:25You don't even have a drink for tears, Richard.
37:27That was lovely.
37:28I'm so happy to have been able to get the opportunity to do it again
37:31and meet you all and get to know you all.
37:33Honestly, it has been a pleasure and I'm never going to say anything nice again.
37:37Have you, you know, asked?
37:40It would make people of a history, wouldn't it?
37:42It would.
37:43Oh, mate.
37:44Well, not many people get the chance to propose on TV.
37:46No, they don't.
37:48That was lovely, that roast.
37:49That was very, very good.
37:50Sweet corn.
37:51Oh.
37:52Hey, Cam.
37:53Wouldn't you say that sweet corn was amazing?
37:54Amazing.
37:55Woo!
37:56Woo!
37:57I have a slight phobia, at least.
37:58So, you have a phobia, now it's all coming out.
37:59How can a farmer have a phobia of corn?
38:00Where did it first develop?
38:01Sort of the whole unnaturalness of it coming out of a can.
38:03Baked beans are coming from a can, no?
38:04Oh, yeah, I can deal with that.
38:05OK.
38:06So, what's the difference?
38:07So, it's selective.
38:08It's selective.
38:09It's selective.
38:10It's selective.
38:11It's selective.
38:12Jenny is talking to Big Brother about her letter from home.
38:25I can't believe it.
38:26What the fuck do you mean my name's in lights?
38:28Like, what are they writing on?
38:29Vote for Jenny.
38:31about her letter from home.
38:34I can't believe that.
38:35What the fuck do you mean my name's in lights?
38:37Like, what are they writing on?
38:39Vote for Jenny.
38:41What other revealing letters were there, Jenny?
38:44Elsas and Marcus's mummy have been talking
38:47and they'll need to get the hats ready.
38:50Jenny whip for the wedding.
38:51I better be invited and I better be in the front row.
38:54I bring the entertainment.
38:56I bring the glamour.
38:58I bring the dancing.
39:00It'd be brilliant.
39:01And I'll have the rap prepared
39:03about Elsas and Marcus meeting in the back of our house
39:05and how I witnessed their love unfold.
39:08Jenny, drop it.
39:10Yo, it's your girl Jenny B.
39:12BB25, Marcus and Elsas entered the house.
39:15They fell in love.
39:16I watched it all.
39:20Love blossom in the bedroom.
39:22I be on the bed beside them.
39:23I can see the love unfold.
39:27Bum, bum, bum!
39:28Psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh, psh.
39:31Mic drop.
39:32BUZZER
39:419.01pm.
39:43Tiet is reading his letter from home.
39:47I don't know, Tiet...
39:50Warmth and honesty. Yeah, the honesty.
39:53You've been a dictate, but funny.
39:55Yeah, we are preaching your honesty. But funny, yeah.
39:58I'm only joking. But low-key... By the way!
40:01What? Look at the way it's written.
40:04It's very ChatGPT-like. I think it's ChatGPT.
40:07Oh, my God! Also, when they give you compliments,
40:10is it a three? Oh, my God, it is!
40:12Because the reason I know that...
40:15ChatGPT always gives three adjectives.
40:18Grounded, genuine, respectful.
40:20You've got warmth on the state and plenty of funny moments.
40:23Plus the many dashes.
40:26ChatGPT-ed that for sure.
40:31Oh, God.
40:33Wait, I haven't actually ruined it for you, have I?
40:35Oh, no, don't worry.
40:36Back in the jar.
40:37Can't let me have this one thing.
40:39Yeah, one thing.
40:41In the garden, Richard is also reading his letter from home.
40:47Big Brother, Emily's been winding me up and saying it's AI-generated.
40:56I don't think it is.
40:57But she's got me para.
40:58This isn't AI-generated.
40:59You're not pulling my leg, are you?
41:00Big Brother would never do such a thing.
41:01Okay.
41:02Yeah, she keeps saying, like, oh, look at all the dashes and the three adjectives.
41:03That's ChatGPT.
41:04I was like, surely not.
41:05But it's not.
41:06It wouldn't be.
41:07What did you think of your letter from home, Tate?
41:08I was expecting it to be from a mate, and I was bracing for just the most diabolical
41:14string of sentences to ever be put on earth.
41:16And then Marcus went, oh, it's from your mum and dad.
41:17I was like, ooh.
41:18You know, I just wasn't expecting it.
41:19So, yeah, it was a nice surprise.
41:20PHONE RINGS
41:47Oh, Elsa, should our ferrets have a little canoodle in session?
41:54Yeah, please.
41:55I'm going to bring it over.
41:56Okay.
41:57Mine's really horny.
41:58Yeah, same.
41:59Mine's really horny as well.
42:00Oh, my God!
42:01Girls!
42:02Girls, what on earth?
42:03I'm going to go get my ferret.
42:04Just tell her to wait on me.
42:05All right, where do we start?
42:06Ah!
42:07Make it stop.
42:08I can't wait.
42:09I can't wait.
42:10I can't wait.
42:11I can't wait.
42:12I can't wait.
42:13I can't wait.
42:14I can't wait.
42:15I can't wait.
42:16I can't wait.
42:17I can't wait.
42:18I can't wait.
42:19I can't wait.
42:20I can't wait.
42:21I can't wait.
42:22We're superverted.
42:24Marcus, Richard and Jenny are in the garden.
42:28Not long ago, I wrote an email to Bounty, the Bounty chocolate bar,
42:32and I said, is there any particular reason why it's so difficult
42:34to find dark chocolate bounties anymore?
42:36Oh!
42:37And they replied and said, oh, we had to take the very difficult decision
42:40because it wasn't selling very well.
42:41No!
42:42We had to stop producing it.
42:43Are you a dark chocolate man?
42:44I prefer.
42:45Well, I like either, but I tend to lean more to the dark side.
42:48Really?
42:49The dark side.
42:50That's quite rare, isn't it?
42:51It's a good job Caroline wasn't here to hear me say that.
42:53Oh, yeah.
42:54She'd be on you there.
42:55Yeah, she'd be on you.
42:56The dark side.
42:57See, I told you!
42:58I told you!
42:59I told you!
43:05Are you so happy with your letter?
43:07I don't know.
43:08A bit.
43:09Wait, what?
43:10I can't remember.
43:11What's wrong?
43:13Nothing, nothing.
43:14Why were you...
43:16What's wrong?
43:17I don't know.
43:18It just feels a bit underwhelming, do you know what I mean?
43:20What about particularly?
43:22Not a lot of, like, sort of...
43:24Wait, let me...
43:25It's hard because, like, a bit of, like, we're proud of you would be nice.
43:28But, hey, yeah.
43:29That's the one thing I said.
43:30Well done for being your kind and generous self.
43:32They're calling you kind and generous.
43:34Oh, I've had a whole childhood of trying to make them proud.
43:36They were quite serious.
43:37No, Cam, this is absolutely ridiculous.
43:40I read this, like, from start to the bottom.
43:43Yeah.
43:44And I'm telling you now that this resonates with pride.
43:46I know that, like, those particular words were important to you,
43:48but you're focusing too much on that and not seeing the overall message.
43:52Do you know what I mean?
43:54BUZZER
44:0310.42pm.
44:06Emily is in the diary room reflecting on her dear.
44:11I'm in the best mood.
44:13I've had the best day ever.
44:15Obviously, I thought I wasn't going to get a letter from home
44:18because I thought it was shredded up.
44:20However, here it is.
44:23And, you know, the alignment might not be perfect, but Richard had to spend an hour piecing it together.
44:32But here it is.
44:33And, yeah, very happy.
44:34It's very unique.
44:36But it makes it all the more wholesome.
44:38Your dad is proud of you as well.
44:43I hope he is.
44:44Yes, even if your mum didn't really hear much from him in the letter.
44:47Yeah.
44:48I just hope he hasn't seen anything that's, like, made him, like, I don't know.
44:51Like my mum said, there's nothing that I can do to make her not proud of me.
44:56And it's the same for your dad.
44:58It's unconditional.
44:59Do you know what I mean?
45:00Yeah.
45:01I just don't want him to, like, feel disappointed that I go into bed with Marcus.
45:09Yeah.
45:10I don't think he would be.
45:13Marcus is lovely.
45:14And I'm really confident that you're going to, like, make it work.
45:17Do you know what I mean?
45:18Yeah.
45:19I don't want you to be sat, like, there's only a few days left.
45:21Like, just enjoy it regardless of, like, what happens.
45:24I'm just grateful for the time that I've had so far.
45:27Because we've got all the way up to week seven.
45:54...
46:08...
46:10...
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