- 4 months ago
The film unravels within the eerie silence of a lavish estate, where glamour and danger coexist behind drawn curtains. When a sudden death shatters the illusion of perfection, a cunning plan begins to take shape—one that teeters between cold ambition and desperate survival. As lies spiral and secrets surface, nothing is what it seems, and every move could be the last. Enter a world where charm masks deceit, and witness a twisted game of power that demands your full attention.
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00:00:00Closed Captioning by Kris Brandhagen.com
00:00:30Let's go.
00:01:00Let's go.
00:01:30Let's go.
00:01:32Did you get her?
00:01:37Him.
00:01:39Only males have antlers.
00:01:40Did you get him?
00:01:43You can always burn it down.
00:01:55I'm not ready to leave yet.
00:02:07He has to be gone.
00:02:12He's eating all my Buen Via.
00:02:15You can start the breakfast now.
00:02:19Hi.
00:02:20Hi.
00:02:21We left the money on the kitchen counter.
00:02:22Great.
00:02:23If you ever want to get rid of the polar bear, let us know.
00:02:32Yeah, sure.
00:02:33Lonnie!
00:02:34Lonnie!
00:02:35Lonnie!
00:02:36Lonnie!
00:02:37Lonnie!
00:02:38Who is that?
00:02:39Your brother?
00:02:40Jesus Christ.
00:02:41Turn your eyes away.
00:02:43This is not for you.
00:02:44Are you coming or just him?
00:02:45Would you kindly fuck off?
00:02:46Come on.
00:02:47Finish up.
00:02:48Come on.
00:02:49Finish up.
00:02:50Finish him up.
00:02:51Let's go.
00:02:52Who is that?
00:03:01Your brother.
00:03:03Jesus Christ.
00:03:04Turn your eyes away.
00:03:06This is not for you.
00:03:09Are you coming or just him?
00:03:11Would you kindly fuck off?
00:03:14Come on, finish up.
00:03:19Finish him up, wrap it up.
00:03:22Ugh!
00:03:37Did you brush your teeth?
00:03:42How long's that been going on?
00:03:47What?
00:03:47Oh, hold on.
00:03:51Oh, oh.
00:03:52Okay, okay.
00:03:53Oh, oh.
00:03:55You hired him.
00:03:57Is he your boyfriend now?
00:03:58Fiance, actually.
00:04:00Yes, we're very much in love.
00:04:02Oh.
00:04:03Does Judy know?
00:04:05He's the house painter.
00:04:07So?
00:04:09So.
00:04:11Don't be dumb.
00:04:12Woo-hoo.
00:04:34Just a competition.
00:04:35Hi, Hallie.
00:04:43Hey, Todd.
00:04:45Hey.
00:04:49I'll text you when we're done, okay?
00:04:52Good luck.
00:04:53Anywhere but you, you, you, dreamy.
00:05:15Hey, yo.
00:05:17Hey.
00:05:17Almost done.
00:05:28So is she.
00:05:35Yeah.
00:05:37I think I found a buyer.
00:05:45Judy asked me to find you a buyer.
00:05:47Don't you see I'm trying to watch it?
00:05:52It's on mute.
00:05:56It's not what it is.
00:06:00I thought maybe I was going deaf.
00:06:05Chip?
00:06:11Go to camera two.
00:06:18Okay.
00:06:22Great show, Barb.
00:06:24I left every minute.
00:06:27Why do you think our ratings are such shit?
00:06:29Did you ever look through that camera?
00:06:30Huh?
00:06:34Oh, you think that's funny?
00:06:35You think it's fun?
00:06:36Get out.
00:06:37Joke's on you, babe.
00:06:38Get out.
00:06:41Out.
00:06:42Out.
00:06:43Now.
00:06:44Take a walk.
00:06:46All right.
00:06:47Say what you want to say.
00:06:48Please.
00:06:49Be my guest.
00:06:50Say what you want to say.
00:06:51Speak!
00:06:52Hey, Judy.
00:06:57Hi, Judy.
00:06:59What a day.
00:07:01I've been tense.
00:07:03It's a disaster.
00:07:05Fucking disaster.
00:07:09Just not me anymore.
00:07:10Not me anymore.
00:07:18Did you watch?
00:07:22No.
00:07:23I missed it.
00:07:24I got stuck at the mechanic.
00:07:26The car was worse off than we thought.
00:07:28Great.
00:07:30What about Lonnie?
00:07:31Did she see it?
00:07:34I don't know.
00:07:35You'll have to ask the painter.
00:07:36Meaning what?
00:07:39Use your imagination, lucky slip.
00:07:49So she's fucking him.
00:07:58You caught them, didn't you?
00:08:03Tell me what you saw.
00:08:04I want to know what you actually saw.
00:08:07Nothing.
00:08:09Fine.
00:08:10Then I'll ask her myself.
00:08:11Oh, please don't.
00:08:12She won't trust me.
00:08:13Well, she's not trustworthy.
00:08:15Fucking the help.
00:08:17It's a criminal, I might add.
00:08:21Oh, they picked up the zebra.
00:08:23I put the money in the lockbox.
00:08:25Poor animal.
00:08:27Stuck in the corner for 30 years.
00:08:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:31I'm seeing this.
00:08:32That's an appreciate.
00:08:33The mansion for one time.
00:08:34I'm a great mayor.
00:08:35A big adorable coolage.
00:08:36Uh, you may remember Stonehenge,
00:08:38from some of my appreciation class,
00:08:39anything like that.
00:08:41Oh, folks with a bass.
00:08:42Looks like not just you,
00:08:45but I'm having a fourth girl.
00:08:46He was, uh, one number three.
00:08:48Still lives here with his two grandchildren.
00:08:50And then I have a foot top,
00:08:51and I have a wheel there.
00:08:53In the driver's seat.
00:08:54There's a funny name.
00:08:55Um, I expect the unexpected, you know, buddy fun bus tours. Am I right? I told you it'd be an adventure.
00:09:10And that was it. I mean, you can't really call that an audition, can you?
00:09:14Did Holly scream? Can we hear that?
00:09:16And then they actually did make a sign up in our underwear.
00:09:18Were you wearing any?
00:09:19Yes. Why wouldn't I be?
00:09:22Holly?
00:09:23You take your clothes off for the director. And the director only. Never for these casting directors.
00:09:32To be successful in this business, the girl must always have her standards.
00:09:39What about you, Hallie? Are you the same? Stripped down for any felon that stumbles in your way?
00:09:45Uh, no. No, I went out for a different part.
00:09:49Ah! Excellent. Keep on guessing. Mystery is an actor's only friend.
00:09:59You're not eating.
00:10:03Why not?
00:10:07Your sister's not eating.
00:10:08She had a late lunch. Liquid diet, right?
00:10:15Okay, I have a speech, uh, or a toast, whatever, to Judy.
00:10:20Oh.
00:10:21After a long week, she's still...
00:10:24Oh.
00:10:25Look who it is.
00:10:27Come here, please.
00:10:29Oh, Jacob.
00:10:30Are you working hard?
00:10:36Or getting hard, I should say.
00:10:39Isn't that what happens when the old lady isn't around?
00:10:47Pull down your pants.
00:10:50I'm serious.
00:10:52Pull them down.
00:10:56I want to see what I'm missing.
00:11:07Okay, then.
00:11:09I'm sorry, Jacob.
00:11:11But if you're not willing to share the wealth, unfortunately...
00:11:14I cannot pay you.
00:11:17Why can't you pay him?
00:11:18Because that's how it works.
00:11:20But he did the work all week long.
00:11:22On you.
00:11:23Not my house.
00:11:26What?
00:11:27Your big fucking mouth, that's what?
00:11:29I figured it out.
00:11:30No, you didn't. That's bullshit.
00:11:31That's enough.
00:11:35Now.
00:11:37Jacob.
00:11:39Jacob.
00:11:40Hello.
00:11:42You're listening to me?
00:11:44I'm all for rehabilitation, but I will not be taken advantage of.
00:11:50He stole a car.
00:11:51A couple.
00:11:52Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:11:53Tomorrow, when you arrive, I'll let you know if you should continue.
00:12:00You can't be serious.
00:12:01I am.
00:12:02But that's not fair.
00:12:04Oh.
00:12:05Melanie, I'm sorry.
00:12:06He's being paid for a service.
00:12:08Not to waste time pleasing you.
00:12:14Fortune cookie?
00:12:38You will always be successful in your professional career.
00:12:54Ooh.
00:12:55You will inherit some money or a small piece of land.
00:13:01What about you?
00:13:02You'll need you.
00:13:08By the way.
00:13:10shit.
00:13:12What about you?
00:13:13what about you?
00:13:14I'mFireSixPitch.
00:13:15Who Diddy.
00:13:16I fell asleep.
00:13:17I fell asleep.
00:13:18elimin Wenn dirد 그들이
00:13:31I don't know.
00:14:01I don't know.
00:14:31I should go.
00:14:47I should go.
00:15:17I should go.
00:15:47I should go.
00:16:17She's vigorous, isn't she?
00:16:20I should go.
00:16:50You know, your sister's a pretty good actress when she wants to be.
00:17:00No, you think she likes me?
00:17:02I don't think she cares one way or another.
00:17:07I should shut up.
00:17:09No, don't.
00:17:11I won't say a word.
00:17:12I actually agree.
00:17:16I can give you a ride if you prefer.
00:17:21Yeah.
00:17:22Thanks.
00:17:24They're definitely replacing Judy.
00:17:36They're definitely replacing Judy.
00:17:46So they are.
00:17:49So they are.
00:17:51Now it's official.
00:17:57They're coming into town on Sunday.
00:18:01Who?
00:18:02Guys from headquarters.
00:18:04They're going to take us out to dinner and make some big announcement.
00:18:08Big announcement.
00:18:11Well, does Judy know?
00:18:13No.
00:18:15Do they know who's going to replace her?
00:18:22Well, I have some ideas, but nothing's said.
00:18:29Well, is it up to you?
00:18:31I have to say.
00:18:33Some recommendations I could make.
00:18:40You ever think about implants?
00:18:42Did Jacob show up today?
00:19:09Yes, he's here.
00:19:12There's lots of other ways we could be spending that money.
00:19:16I, for one, think we're spending it in the best way.
00:19:19On paint.
00:19:20We have to sell this place, don't we?
00:19:24Anyway, I could use a change of scenery.
00:19:26Oh, please, as if.
00:19:31You know, that was almost believable.
00:19:35That acting class is really paying off.
00:19:39You know, that's the one thing you want.
00:19:42Yeah.
00:19:43You're putting off.
00:19:48I know.
00:19:49I know.
00:19:50I know.
00:19:50I know.
00:19:51I know, but I don't want to change the life of my mind.
00:19:53I know.
00:19:54I know.
00:19:55Yeah, but I can't stand up.
00:19:58I know.
00:19:58I know.
00:19:59I know.
00:20:00I know.
00:20:01I know.
00:20:02Where'd you sleep?
00:20:25Tossed and turned.
00:20:32You decide about Jacob?
00:20:36Yeah, he can stay.
00:20:38I want you to watch Lonnie.
00:20:40Keep a good eye on her.
00:20:42Better than you've been doing before.
00:20:44Okay?
00:20:46Do you hear what I'm saying?
00:20:48Yeah, I hear you.
00:20:50I want you to watch her.
00:20:52I can't watch her when I'm at work.
00:20:54I can't be in two places at one time.
00:21:06You're the only one I trust.
00:21:10Oh, my God.
00:21:26Oh, my God.
00:21:34Oh, my God.
00:23:35I'll tell you everything you need to know.
00:23:36We gotta go.
00:23:37Can you just get out, please?
00:23:40Are you going to tell me where we're going?
00:23:45You're doing the show.
00:23:47What?
00:23:50Judy wants you to do the show.
00:23:58Did she pick this?
00:24:00It's what she wants.
00:24:05It's one of my favorite ones.
00:24:15You're gonna be fine. We've been watching her for years.
00:24:33I feel like she just wants me to be embarrassed.
00:24:35No, she wants you to be great, okay?
00:24:37She asked for you specifically. That's no joke.
00:24:40Just be yourself, okay?
00:24:42Where's Judy?
00:24:45She's sick.
00:24:46What? What do you mean, she's sick?
00:24:47She's sick. She wants Lonnie to take over.
00:24:49Just for today.
00:24:50What?
00:24:51Hey, can you go straight to Hera?
00:24:53Wait, no.
00:24:54No, go, go, go, go.
00:24:55What are you doing?
00:24:56She's sick.
00:24:58Okay, she's not sick.
00:25:00She's scared if she loses the show, her career's over.
00:25:02Probably is.
00:25:03She's scared she won't be able to support us.
00:25:05So get jobs. Because it's happening. She's losing it.
00:25:08Well, not if Lonnie's the one taking over. Am I right?
00:25:11Isn't that what this is about?
00:25:14Look, she just asked that you give her one chance, okay?
00:25:17On a rehearsal, maybe. Or a dry run.
00:25:20But not the actual broadcast, for fuck's sake.
00:25:22Look, okay, okay.
00:25:23If she bombs today, fine, whatever.
00:25:25Just move on and blame Judy.
00:25:26But if she's good, and she will be good,
00:25:28I promise you she will be good,
00:25:30then you take the credit and everybody wins.
00:25:32It's a live show, Todd.
00:25:34But is anybody watching?
00:25:36Right.
00:25:37Yeah, I thought that was the whole point.
00:25:40Hey, she might surprise you.
00:25:42She's not even fucking wearing shoes.
00:25:43Hey.
00:25:44She's gonna be great.
00:25:46I tried calling you.
00:25:47I have my phone right here.
00:25:49Well, you didn't answer.
00:25:54No, no, no, no, come on.
00:25:56No makeup.
00:25:57She's beautiful.
00:25:58She's my sister, and today's her day.
00:26:03Without the makeup, you're telling the audience this is me.
00:26:06This is the truth.
00:26:08Okay?
00:26:10If you look right down the barrel of the lens,
00:26:12right into their eye,
00:26:13and tell them they need to have it,
00:26:15they'll pick up the phone and call.
00:26:20Nice piece, Todd.
00:26:21I'm impressed.
00:26:22Leave it off.
00:26:23Let's go.
00:26:27Good luck.
00:26:36Okay.
00:26:37This is her first day.
00:26:38We're just gonna give this a try.
00:26:39I want you to be wide for the whole thing,
00:26:41unless you're coming in to focus on the gloves.
00:26:43You sure about that?
00:26:46Won't shooting it all in the wide
00:26:47suggest a lack of confidence in your host?
00:26:49That's exactly what it'll suggest,
00:26:50but it'll also hide our mistakes.
00:26:52I'd try the opposite.
00:26:54I don't fucking care what you would do.
00:26:57All right?
00:26:58If there's anything else, tell me now.
00:27:01Anything else?
00:27:04No.
00:27:05No.
00:27:11You could stay on the gloves the whole time.
00:27:13And what we have here are 100% authentic calf leather gloves
00:27:17from Italy.
00:27:18They come with a lifetime warranty.
00:27:21Not only will we send you two pairs,
00:27:23but you will also get a wooden box to keep them
00:27:26and to protect them from the sun.
00:27:28And so remarkably soft.
00:27:30My goodness.
00:27:32I'll never want your man to take them off.
00:27:34Can't you just see him riding around in his Ducati?
00:27:37And ladies, if you order now, in the next 20 minutes,
00:27:46we will send you two pairs.
00:27:48So why not get yourself one?
00:28:07No.
00:28:27Now, we are offering them to you.
00:28:29The comfort of your own home.
00:28:31So you don't have to make the trip.
00:28:33They are all original Italian handmade so my dear friend Fabio brought these back from Rome and I just had to bring them to show to you guys back in your own home.
00:28:46You too can feel like riding your own Ducati through the tiny streets of Italy. Aren't they lovely? They come in such colors as fox, blood, chocolate.
00:29:00Oh and this is really my favorite. Look at how lovely they are.
00:29:11Did you cut yourself?
00:29:17Lots of blood.
00:29:21Is this something you like?
00:29:24I need to close the windows. It's easy to scrape.
00:29:37Chef, all you gotta do is ask.
00:29:53I need you to take a break.
00:29:54What?
00:29:55Yeah, I need you to go get Lonnie.
00:29:56Why?
00:29:57I need you to take a break.
00:29:59What?
00:30:00Yeah.
00:30:01I need you to go get Lonnie.
00:30:02Jacob.
00:30:03Jacob.
00:30:04Hey!
00:30:06I need you to take a break.
00:30:07What?
00:30:08Yeah, I need you to go get Lonnie.
00:30:11Why?
00:30:12Well, that's what boyfriends do.
00:30:15They pick up their girlfriends in exchange for head.
00:30:19Yeah, I need you to go get Lonnie.
00:30:22Why?
00:30:24Well, that's what boyfriends do.
00:30:29Pick up their girlfriends in exchange for head.
00:30:35I think your roles is blocking me in.
00:30:41Take it, I'll get you the keys.
00:30:59Just...
00:31:09I don't know.
00:31:11I probably can do it.
00:31:13I don't know.
00:31:15I got to the people.
00:31:17I got to the people.
00:31:18Just what's what I have to do.
00:31:20I can do it.
00:31:21It's a lot of people.
00:31:22I can't do it.
00:31:23I don't want to come because I'm not going to go.
00:31:25I can do it.
00:31:26Yo, come on, anybody home?
00:31:42Hello?
00:31:44Hey, yeah.
00:31:45Can I help you?
00:31:47Uh, yeah.
00:31:48I got a delivery for Jake.
00:31:51He's not.
00:31:52Yo, uh, hey, sorry, man, I can't.
00:31:54Uh, yeah, yeah, I'm done here.
00:31:59How much is it?
00:32:02So $15.30.
00:32:05Great, okay, hold on.
00:32:07Hey, that's it.
00:32:24That's a 20.
00:32:25Can you leave that in my van on top of one of the paint cans?
00:32:35All right, all right, dude, thanks.
00:32:36All right, let's go.
00:32:56So, let's go.
00:33:56How was it?
00:34:01How'd you go?
00:34:03Ask Barb.
00:34:05Why?
00:34:06What did she say?
00:34:08Here.
00:34:09Thanks.
00:34:10Are you lunches in the van?
00:34:13No, don't.
00:34:14I took care of it.
00:34:22Hello?
00:34:23We have to meet.
00:34:24Could it take more than looking good, Todd?
00:34:26The few calls that did come in basically stopped after the first time out.
00:34:30We actually liked what you did.
00:34:32Who's we?
00:34:33Me and Judy.
00:34:34She wants to give her another shot.
00:34:35Look, it doesn't matter.
00:34:36I need to talk to her.
00:34:37Is she there?
00:34:38Put her on.
00:34:39I'll bring her to dinner.
00:34:40Fine.
00:34:41Good night at the tavern, 8 o'clock.
00:34:43Hello?
00:34:44Hello?
00:34:56Lonnie.
00:34:59Judy's giving you the show.
00:35:02She wants you to take over.
00:35:04Well, according to Barb, the callers didn't like me.
00:35:11So make them like you.
00:35:13How?
00:35:14I don't know.
00:35:15Act.
00:35:16Isn't that what you do?
00:35:21Barb wants to meet us at the tavern at 8.
00:35:23We'll discuss tomorrow's show and then I'll come and meet you.
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:33You know that pussy's old enough to be your mother's, right?
00:35:44Huh.
00:35:45I think we should drink champagne more often.
00:36:15Hello?
00:36:16I said 8 o'clock.
00:36:17Yeah.
00:36:18I'm on my way.
00:36:19Your sister's here.
00:36:20I didn't know she was coming.
00:36:21I'm leaving now.
00:36:22Okay?
00:36:23I'm on my way.
00:36:24And Judy?
00:36:25Hello?
00:36:26Oh.
00:36:27Ow.
00:36:28Ow.
00:36:29Ow.
00:36:30Ow.
00:36:31Ow.
00:36:32Ow.
00:36:33Ow.
00:36:34Ow.
00:36:35Ow.
00:36:36Ow.
00:36:38Ow.
00:36:39Ow.
00:36:40Ow.
00:36:41Ow.
00:36:42Ow.
00:36:43Ow.
00:36:44Ow.
00:36:45Ow.
00:36:50What'd he say?
00:36:51He's on his way.
00:36:58What are you doing here?
00:36:59Lonnie called me.
00:37:02I see what happened.
00:37:05What's in the bag?
00:37:06Nothing.
00:37:07Just...
00:37:08Just some laundry.
00:37:12Can you tell her I called?
00:37:13Can you tell her I called him?
00:37:17Maybe.
00:37:39Hi.
00:37:41Where's Judy?
00:37:43She can't make it.
00:37:45Can you move over?
00:37:47No, she goes.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:57You have fun?
00:38:03What is it with you two?
00:38:05How do you mean?
00:38:07Entitlement.
00:38:09Did you eat?
00:38:13Fuck you.
00:38:15You're a child making me sit here with your sister all night.
00:38:19I could have left.
00:38:21Why didn't you leave?
00:38:27Hmm?
00:38:29Why didn't you leave, Barb?
00:38:31Because I was waiting for you.
00:38:37Look, I appreciate what you're doing or trying to do.
00:38:41It's not your fault that Judy won't let go.
00:38:43It's not your sister's fault either.
00:38:45It's not your sister's fault either.
00:38:47But to force me...
00:38:49To use your talking in this appropriation.
00:38:51I have no disrespect.
00:38:53Myself and the crew undermines the show we're trying to produce.
00:38:57That was beautiful.
00:39:09I'm such a-
00:39:11Hey, come on, what are you doing?
00:39:14Hey, come on.
00:39:35You want to buy me a drink?
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:38Look, I know people here, so...
00:39:43Okay.
00:40:08I'm going to let you guys in on a little buddy fun bus tour.
00:40:13It's a secret that the property is apparently on the market.
00:40:18But look at this.
00:40:19It looks like his grandson, Todd, is going in.
00:40:23What a cute.
00:40:24Up next, this is where George Clooney takes his dry cleaner.
00:40:28It looks like he's going in.
00:40:29I'm going to let you guys in on a little buddy fun bus tour.
00:40:32It's a secret.
00:40:33The property is apparently on the market, so you've got to go.
00:40:36But look at this.
00:40:37It looks like his grandson, Todd, is going in.
00:40:38What a cute.
00:40:39Up next, this is where George Clooney takes his dry cleaner.
00:40:42He's ready to see out.
00:40:49Up next is where George Clooney takes his dry cleaning.
00:41:19You know, let me give you some light.
00:41:49She's not responding.
00:41:52It's because she's asleep.
00:41:54See?
00:41:55She took some pills.
00:41:59Hey, come on, stop.
00:42:02You look upset.
00:42:06She's fine, man.
00:42:09Really, she just...
00:42:12She had a rough night.
00:42:15You know what that's like?
00:42:18Pop some pills, get knocked out.
00:42:24What were you doing in here, anyway?
00:42:27Can't paint the windows if they're closed.
00:42:30Oh, then just say the word, and we'll get them open.
00:42:32Well, we tried enough, but nobody answered.
00:42:34Hey, check this out.
00:42:36Right? How sweet is that?
00:42:38You threw me a gun?
00:42:40It's an antique.
00:42:41My grandpa brought it over from Russia.
00:42:44I mean, why would you do that?
00:42:47Ever since he died, she keeps it beside her bed.
00:42:49I don't know.
00:42:50I guess it makes her feel safe.
00:42:51No.
00:42:52Well, why would you throw me a gun?
00:42:53I mean, it could have been...
00:42:54It could have been...
00:42:55It could be loaded.
00:42:56Shit, it could be loaded.
00:42:58No one's loaded it in years.
00:43:01How do you know?
00:43:02Because I know Judy.
00:43:06It's just for show.
00:43:14Shh.
00:43:25You're lucky she likes her pills.
00:43:27Going into a room like that uninvited.
00:43:32Don't let her catch you doing that again.
00:43:57Okay.
00:44:11911, what is your emergency?
00:44:14Hello?
00:44:18Are you there?
00:44:21How can I help you?
00:44:25Hello?
00:44:27Hello?
00:44:28Love you.
00:44:29Hello?
00:44:30Hello?
00:44:31Hello?
00:44:32Hello?
00:44:33Hello?
00:44:34Hello?
00:44:35Hello?
00:44:36Hi, hi.
00:44:37Hi.
00:44:38I'm going to let the king of my business more than me.
00:44:39Hi.
00:44:40One day.
00:44:41Hi.
00:44:42Hi.
00:44:44Hi.
00:44:46Hi.
00:44:56Hello?
00:44:57Come on in.
00:45:27That kick really hurt.
00:45:40It's your fault for pulling me in.
00:45:44I tell that to my kids when they come out with two heads.
00:45:48Who are you having kids with?
00:45:52You.
00:45:57I'm serious. It's on my vision board.
00:46:00Your what?
00:46:03What's a vision board?
00:46:14What is it?
00:46:16It's all the things I hope come true.
00:46:19Stuff I want this year.
00:46:22Have any?
00:46:25So?
00:46:28This is, uh, Grandpa and me.
00:46:32And, uh, see?
00:46:35And what? That's us?
00:46:37It could be.
00:46:39We just need to tape our faces over theirs.
00:46:42Todd!
00:46:45Todd, it went great.
00:46:52People actually called in today.
00:46:54That's great.
00:46:55I know.
00:46:56It is great.
00:46:57Guys just called.
00:46:58They want you to come to dinner.
00:46:59You too, Todd.
00:47:00Why me?
00:47:02For being so helpful.
00:47:03Who's this?
00:47:08Hallie, this is Barb.
00:47:09She produces Judy's show.
00:47:14World War?
00:47:16Uh, yeah.
00:47:17Well, I guess we now know why Lonnie needed a ride home.
00:47:24Where's Judy?
00:47:31Cops are here.
00:47:34For you?
00:47:38I'm just kidding.
00:47:39What are the cops looking for?
00:47:40What the f-
00:47:49Can I help you?
00:47:50Is everything okay here, sir?
00:47:52Yeah, I think so.
00:47:53Why?
00:47:54The 911 call.
00:47:55I'm sorry.
00:47:58My, uh, my grandmother's an actress.
00:48:00As you can imagine, she can be very dramatic.
00:48:02She does things like this to make us worry.
00:48:05And is she here?
00:48:08Well, that's my point.
00:48:09She probably made the call and left.
00:48:11She must have left when I was in the pool.
00:48:14The painter might have seen her.
00:48:15He's got all the best views.
00:48:17Hey, Jake.
00:48:20Did you see Judy leave?
00:48:23No.
00:48:26Are you sure?
00:48:30Does she have a cell phone?
00:48:33Uh, yeah.
00:48:34She does.
00:48:35It's me, usually.
00:48:36I handle all her personal affairs.
00:48:39Whenever she gets back, she needs to call us.
00:48:41So we can mark her as a false alarm.
00:48:42Yeah, of course.
00:48:43Of course.
00:48:44Uh, hey, sorry.
00:48:45I'm so sorry for wasting your time.
00:48:47No problem.
00:48:48And drive safe.
00:48:55Where'd she go?
00:49:09How should I know?
00:49:11She doesn't tell you when she's leaving?
00:49:13Yeah, usually she has to.
00:49:14I'm the one that takes her.
00:49:15I don't know.
00:49:16I guess she took a cab.
00:49:20Well, we need to find her.
00:49:22Maybe she doesn't want to be found.
00:49:26Todd, she has to be at the dinner.
00:49:28Man, I bet that's exactly why she left.
00:49:31Listen, we were just about to eat.
00:49:34Want to join us?
00:49:35I-I made sandwiches.
00:49:40No.
00:49:45Enjoy your sandwich.
00:49:50What?
00:49:53I wasn't trying to be mean,
00:49:54but it's like she doesn't even care.
00:49:56I don't believe that.
00:49:58This is Judy's life,
00:49:59and all she thinks about is that show.
00:50:02I just think she still likes you.
00:50:08Come to dinner.
00:50:10Be my date.
00:50:12I'm so sorry Judy sends her regards.
00:50:14She couldn't make it.
00:50:18Look at you.
00:50:20We certainly underestimated the intelligence of our audience.
00:50:24Who knew that they'd appreciate a hot girl in a vintage dress
00:50:28instead of a vintage actress?
00:50:29Well, we like what we see,
00:50:31so we want you to keep doing it.
00:50:33Yeah.
00:50:34Today's call center numbers were the best we had in months.
00:50:37Which is not saying much,
00:50:38considering they've been in the toilet.
00:50:40Well, key word there being been.
00:50:43All I can say is,
00:50:45what if today was a fluke?
00:50:47Actually...
00:50:49What?
00:50:51What?
00:50:52No, never mind. Go ahead.
00:50:54Spit it out.
00:50:55It's just a thought.
00:50:56And we like thoughts.
00:50:57So does Barb.
00:51:00Especially when they're good ones.
00:51:05Well, I think we should be confident
00:51:07about the fact that this is the start of something epic and new.
00:51:10And it could be.
00:51:11No, it is.
00:51:13That's the kind of attitude we need with a moonlight.
00:51:16And shouldn't Lonnie have a say in what she wears?
00:51:19Still from Judy's closet, but picked out by the host herself.
00:51:23Todd.
00:51:27I'm sitting right here.
00:51:29Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:51:38Um...
00:51:41Sorry.
00:51:42I'm gonna use the restroom.
00:51:43Excuse me.
00:51:44Hello?
00:52:02No, no, I can't...
00:52:04I'm sorry, that was fucking...
00:52:05That was bullshit.
00:52:06She can't do...
00:52:08I'm not a fucking child, like...
00:52:10No, I'm not coming back.
00:52:11Can you just...
00:52:12Can you call...
00:52:13Call Jacob to give you a ride or something?
00:52:39I'm not...
00:52:44I'm not coming back.
00:52:45I'm not coming back.
00:52:47I'm not coming back.
00:52:48I love you.
00:52:50I love you, too!
00:52:51Just a moment.
00:52:53I'm not coming back in here.
00:52:55I love you, too.
00:52:56I love you too.
00:52:57It should be a surprise.
00:52:59You won't kill them, too.
00:53:00That gives me a surprise.
00:53:02You won't kill all that!
00:53:04I love you.
00:53:06You won't kill me anytime soon.
00:53:07No, it was a surprise.
00:56:08Fuck.
00:56:10Fuck.
00:56:14Fuck.
00:56:16Fuck.
00:56:18Fuck.
00:56:20Fuck.
00:56:24Fuck.
00:56:26Fuck.
00:56:30Fuck.
00:56:32Fuck.
00:56:38Fuck.
00:56:40Fuck.
00:56:42Fuck.
00:56:44Fuck.
00:56:46Fuck.
00:56:52Fuck.
00:56:54Fuck.
00:56:56Fuck.
00:56:58Fuck.
00:57:00Fuck.
00:57:02Fuck.
00:57:04Fuck.
00:57:06Fuck.
00:57:08Fuck.
00:57:10Fuck.
00:57:14Fuck.
00:57:16Fuck.
00:57:18Fuck.
00:57:20Fuck.
00:57:22Fuck.
00:57:24Fuck.
00:57:26Fuck.
00:57:28Fuck.
00:57:30Fuck.
00:57:34Fuck.
00:57:36Fuck.
00:57:38Fuck.
00:57:40Fuck.
00:57:42Oh, my God.
00:58:12What's that?
00:58:15Your hand on my leg.
00:58:18You wanted her to see.
00:58:22So what if I did?
00:58:25I thought you didn't want to hurt her feelings.
00:58:29Maybe now I do.
00:58:34Well, I don't like being used.
00:58:37No, I won't use you.
00:58:39No being used, no drama.
00:58:42How about I help you instead?
00:58:50Help me how?
00:58:51Help me how I help you.
00:58:55OK.
00:59:26Why do you always have to perv on my friends?
00:59:30Nice choice.
00:59:32Yeah, I think so too.
00:59:34I mean, you picked it out.
00:59:35Fuck!
00:59:35What?
00:59:36Gardner.
00:59:39Hi.
00:59:41You're early.
00:59:42Hola, señor.
00:59:43Hi.
00:59:44Lost some clients.
00:59:46Is that the problem?
00:59:47Not really.
00:59:48It's just I have to go.
00:59:50Well, that's all right.
00:59:52No, it's not.
00:59:53So then what?
00:59:57You want me to come back?
00:59:59Is that all right?
01:00:01Do I have a choice, señor?
01:00:05I guess not if you don't want to lose another client.
01:00:09No problem, señor.
01:00:11Buenos dias.
01:00:12I have to stay.
01:00:27What?
01:00:28Why?
01:00:28What happened?
01:00:30Until Jacob's done, the garden can be left alone.
01:00:32Okay.
01:00:34So can you...
01:00:35You can take the car.
01:00:36Can you drop Hallie off?
01:00:38And have a great show.
01:00:40Yeah, but you're being very weird.
01:00:41I'm not being weird.
01:00:43Are you nervous?
01:00:46Don't be nervous.
01:00:46Hey.
01:00:48You're going to be great.
01:00:49Break a leg.
01:00:50All right?
01:00:52Okay.
01:00:53Okay, hurry up.
01:00:54Don't be late.
01:00:54Don't be late.
01:01:24Don't be late.
01:01:54Don't be late.
01:02:24All right.
01:02:54All right.
01:03:24All right.
01:03:54All right.
01:04:24Hey, you took my van?
01:04:28You mind?
01:04:29I have to be somewhere.
01:04:30You should ask.
01:04:31I tried, but you had phones.
01:04:39How'd you know where to find the keys?
01:04:47Kind of obvious, don't you think?
01:04:49No.
01:04:50I don't.
01:04:56Well, I'm back now.
01:04:59If you've got a problem, you're welcome to take it up with Judy.
01:05:04I found this.
01:05:07Under her bed.
01:05:08I thought you said it was never loaded.
01:05:15I guess I was wrong.
01:05:18I'll keep it.
01:05:18I took the gloves.
01:05:25Oh, I like him.
01:05:27I feel like I'm James Hunt.
01:05:29Do you know James Hunt?
01:05:30He was very famous.
01:05:33No, probably not.
01:05:34Probably too classy for you.
01:05:36When's she coming back?
01:05:40Who?
01:05:41Judy.
01:05:41Fucking quit.
01:05:55You quit?
01:06:00Who fucking quits?
01:06:02Who's the best?
01:06:03Who's the best?
01:06:04Who's the best?
01:06:05Who's the best?
01:06:06Who's the best?
01:06:06Who's the best?
01:06:06Who's the best?
01:06:07Who's the best?
01:06:07Who's the best?
01:06:08Who's the best?
01:06:08Who's the best?
01:06:09Who's the best?
01:06:10Who's the best?
01:06:11Who's the best?
01:06:11Who's the best?
01:06:11Who's the best?
01:06:12Who's the best?
01:06:12Who's the best?
01:06:13Who's the best?
01:06:13Who's the best?
01:06:14Who's the best?
01:06:14Who's the best?
01:06:15Who's the best?
01:06:15Who's the best?
01:06:16Who's the best?
01:06:17Who's the best?
01:06:18Who's the best?
01:06:19Who's the best?
01:06:20Who's the best?
01:06:21David.
01:06:39All right, Todd.
01:06:41Good to see you.
01:06:42Yeah.
01:06:44Listen, here's the money.
01:06:46Do me a favor.
01:06:47We're going to be switching routes next week,
01:06:49so if you could make the drive up, like, 30 minutes later,
01:06:51that would be great.
01:06:52And listen, hey, if Judy's in the car,
01:06:54hey, if Judy's in the car,
01:06:57double the money next time.
01:06:58Sure.
01:07:04Brat.
01:07:09F***ing people, I tell you.
01:07:19Detective Rowan.
01:07:46Oh, hi.
01:07:51Uh, thanks for coming.
01:07:53Come, uh, come right in.
01:07:54This way.
01:07:56Okay.
01:07:56Okay.
01:08:16Let's go.
01:08:17Um, let's go.
01:08:19Uh, let's go.
01:08:20I don't know.
01:08:50What happened to your face?
01:08:54It was Jake.
01:08:57I don't know why.
01:08:59You must have done something to upset him.
01:09:03Does he ever hit you?
01:09:07No.
01:09:09He barely even talks.
01:09:12He talks to me.
01:09:15Probably because you hired him.
01:09:17Other than that, he thinks you're pretty strange.
01:09:20I'm not strange.
01:09:25Yes, you are.
01:09:27You threw him a gun.
01:09:30I'm sorry, what?
01:09:33Judy's gun.
01:09:34You threw it at him and told him to catch.
01:09:39Who the fuck plays catch with a gun?
01:09:41I'm so full of shit.
01:09:45What the fuck?
01:09:46How does he even know that gun exists?
01:09:47Is he going for Judy's stuff?
01:09:49Don't.
01:09:59Barbara.
01:10:03Barbara.
01:10:04Barbara.
01:10:11I need to talk to you.
01:10:19So talk.
01:10:22Can we go somewhere?
01:10:23Can we go somewhere private?
01:10:26What happened to your face?
01:10:33Did somebody get to you before me?
01:10:52Todd.
01:10:52Something's wrong.
01:11:07Something's wrong.
01:11:09I don't know.
01:11:10I...
01:11:13What?
01:11:14What happened?
01:11:18Todd.
01:11:19Can I come home with you, please?
01:11:22I...
01:11:24I don't know.
01:11:25Could I...
01:11:26I don't...
01:11:27So much to happen.
01:11:38I just need to...
01:11:39I just need to...
01:11:40I just need to...
01:11:41To talk to someone.
01:11:42Oh.
01:11:43Oh.
01:11:45God.
01:11:52So much to us just see...
01:11:53I'm so scared of her.
01:11:54Oh, my God.
01:12:24Oh, my God.
01:12:54Oh, my God.
01:13:24Oh, my God.
01:13:54Oh, my God.
01:14:24Oh, my God.
01:14:54Oh, my God.
01:15:24Oh, my God.
01:15:54Oh, my God.
01:16:24Oh, my God.
01:16:54Oh, my God.
01:17:24Oh, my God.
01:17:54Oh, my God.
01:18:24Oh, my God.
01:18:54Oh, my God.
01:19:24Oh, my God.
01:19:54Oh, my God.
01:20:24Oh, my God.
01:20:54Oh, my God.
01:21:24Oh, my God.
01:21:54Oh, my God.
01:22:24Oh, my God.
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