00:00I have a mild case of sleep apnea.
00:14This is where I'm at.
00:15I'm gonna duct tape my mouth shut so I don't pass away in my sleep.
00:23If someone came to rob my house, they would look at me and go,
00:26someone was already here, let's go.
00:30I went to a drugstore today.
00:36I took out cash.
00:37By the way, you take out cash nowadays, like kryptonite.
00:39This kid was in his early 20s.
00:41He's like, what is that?
00:42I said, it's money.
00:43It's used for goods and services.
00:45Some people do Venmo.
00:47Maybe you went out to dinner, somebody paid,
00:49and then the rest of the group said,
00:51no, we'll Venmo you later.
00:54No, you pay me now!
00:58You ever look at Jeff Bezos?
01:0030 years ago, the guy was a complete nerd.
01:04You take a look at Bezos now.
01:06Ripped to shreds on his superyacht in the Mediterranean,
01:10and the boxes keep coming!
01:14Oh my God!
01:16Went to the doctor.
01:17Nurse comes in.
01:18She's like, we're gonna need some urine.
01:20Gotta tell you people something.
01:22My sample?
01:23Cut off.
01:25I put mine next to a guy's that look like scotch.
01:30I'm not handing in root beer as a sample.
01:35Set that horse out, even the score!
01:37Set that horse out, even the score!
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