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Live from Chicago’s iconic United Center, Sebastian Maniscalco tackles family mayhem, getting older, and life’s everyday irritations with his signature sharp wit. It Ain’t Right streams November 21 on Hulu and with Hulu on Disney+.

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00:00I have a mild case of sleep apnea.

00:14This is where I'm at.

00:15I'm gonna duct tape my mouth shut so I don't pass away in my sleep.

00:23If someone came to rob my house, they would look at me and go,

00:26someone was already here, let's go.

00:30I went to a drugstore today.

00:36I took out cash.

00:37By the way, you take out cash nowadays, like kryptonite.

00:39This kid was in his early 20s.

00:41He's like, what is that?

00:42I said, it's money.

00:43It's used for goods and services.

00:45Some people do Venmo.

00:47Maybe you went out to dinner, somebody paid,

00:49and then the rest of the group said,

00:51no, we'll Venmo you later.

00:54No, you pay me now!

00:58You ever look at Jeff Bezos?

01:0030 years ago, the guy was a complete nerd.

01:04You take a look at Bezos now.

01:06Ripped to shreds on his superyacht in the Mediterranean,

01:10and the boxes keep coming!

01:14Oh my God!

01:16Went to the doctor.

01:17Nurse comes in.

01:18She's like, we're gonna need some urine.

01:20Gotta tell you people something.

01:22My sample?

01:23Cut off.

01:25I put mine next to a guy's that look like scotch.

01:30I'm not handing in root beer as a sample.

01:35Set that horse out, even the score!

01:37Set that horse out, even the score!

Sebastian Maniscalco: It Ain’t Right — Official Trailer

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