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This Christmas, Ambitious Career Lady meets The Single Townie in the ultimate parody of every holiday movie ever made. Disney’s Hulu’s Family Guy’s Hallmark Channel’s Lifetime Familiar Holiday Movie arrives November 28 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+.

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00:00Good morning, Glenn.
00:03Morning, Lois.
00:04I don't want to speak out of turn,
00:05but when are you gonna slow down?
00:07Find a man or a dog,
00:08those being the only options since this is a Hallmark movie.
00:15Looks like that fancy car of yours is having a little trouble.
00:18Welcome to Townsville.
00:19It's not the big city, but for me, it's home.
00:24You think that's funny?
00:25You think that's funny, mister?
00:27I'll have you know that a little snow got in the wrist of my sweater.
00:30Now my wrist is wet.
00:32Wool isn't supposed to get wet.
00:34You should know that.
00:36When my beloved wife died, you divorced her.
00:38I don't know why you won't admit it.
00:40The memory of Penny.
00:41Susan kept me going.
00:42They both have a court date tomorrow.
00:44How many kids you got, Lois?
00:46None.
00:47Your uterus busted?
00:48No, I'm just focused on my career.
00:50Oh, yeah, Bonnie and me do it in the career a lot, too.
00:52That's why we ain't got no more kids.
00:54I'm on the fast track, and I plan to be CEO one day.
01:01Did you know no two snowflakes are alike?
01:04Yes, everyone knows that.
01:05All right, fine.
01:08I won all of the Stupid Hot Girl Awards.
01:11I've been on the cover of Forbes.
01:13It's Ford.
01:14And I've been on the hood of it, too.
01:16Disney's, Loose, Family Guy's, all my channels.
01:20Lifetime's familiar.
01:21Holiday.
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