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Ito na nga ba ang sikreto sa pagsikat? Ang pagsali sa kulto ni Ka Noli kung saan miyembro si Jean Garcia?! Isang teddy bear naman sa ‘Shocking Siya’ ang talagang nakakata-cute!

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00:00What happened?
00:02Hahaha!
00:08Why did I do this?
00:10Ah, three two.
00:12One two.
00:14One two.
00:22What's up, Master?
00:24This is a big thing.
00:26Oh
00:56Oh
01:26Ay
01:28Ay
01:30Ay
01:32Ay
01:34Ay
01:36Ay
01:38Ay
01:40Ay
01:42Ay
01:44Ay
01:46Ay
01:48Ay
01:50Ay
01:52Ay
01:54Ay
01:56Ay
01:58Ay
02:00Ay
02:02Ay
02:04Ay
02:06Ay
02:08Ay
02:10Ay
02:12Ay
02:14Ay
02:16Let's stick with that.
02:18Sir, dali po kayo, sir.
02:32Anyway, mga tanong ko sa inyo.
02:34Kasi nakikita ko, ang daming mga legs dito, eh.
02:37Sa inyo sa inyo, naka-stockings.
02:39Wala? Para ikaw, naka-stockings ka ba?
02:43Ba't mag-stockings?
02:45Anyway, tandaan nyo ha, mga boys, eto ang tatandaan nyo.
02:48Yung stockings sa legs, bagay yan, bagay.
02:52Pero yung stockings sa ulo, kikay yan, kikay.
02:55Kaya J4K, basok!
02:57Hi!
03:13Hello!
03:15O mga kikays, here is your mission.
03:18Gagamitin nyo ang appeal nyo para akitin ang mga boys.
03:22At sa huli, gulatin sila.
03:26Remember, we are doing this just for...
03:30Kikays!
03:37Kuya, sumaan nyo naman ako.
03:39Dito sa Escanitalika.
03:40May magpapatulong lang sana ako sa inyo.
03:43Ano?
03:44Eh, kasi ito ganyan dami kung tala.
03:46Hold up po ito.
03:49Hold up po ito.
03:50Amin na po yung pitaka nyo, yung cellphone nyo.
03:54Hold up po ito.
03:56Bakit?
03:57Anong bakit po?
03:58Hold up po, amin na po yung cellphone nyo.
04:00Hindi pwede.
04:01Bakit po?
04:02Hindi.
04:03Huwag na po kayo lumaban, may baril po ako.
04:06Barilin mo.
04:07Sige na po.
04:08O sige, barilin mo na.
04:09Sige.
04:10Hindi.
04:13Aka na yung wallet mo.
04:15Aka na yung wallet mo.
04:16Hoy!
04:21Huwag ka tumok!
04:22Nasa bito!
04:23Nangyos video ka!
04:25Sige na.
04:27Uy, paka ako naman.
04:28Sige, paka ako naman.
04:29Sige, paka ako naman.
04:30Kawa ka mo lang.
04:31Paka mo lang palito.
04:33Sandali, kailangan ko lang talaga maglagay.
04:34Sige, ito na.
04:35Pati ito na lang.
04:40Hold up. Hold up to.
04:47Hold up to.
04:48Hold up to.
04:49Dali!
04:50Dapid mo tayo.
04:51Wala ka namang maku-hold up.
04:52Dali!
04:53Kami nga yung hold up to.
04:54Dali!
04:55Dali!
04:56Dali!
04:57Dali!
04:58Dali!
04:59Dali!
05:00Dali!
05:01Dali!
05:02Dali!
05:05Hold up to.
05:06Dali!
05:07Dali!
05:10Sumbubun ko ako ng parel.
05:13Saba naman po.
05:17Hold up.
05:19Dali!
05:20Dali!
05:22Dali!
05:36Dali!
05:37Meron ka tawa.
05:38Kanya meron dito.
05:39What?
05:39Give me a hand.
05:40No.
05:41You just need to give it.
05:42I need to give it.
05:43Yes.
05:47Come on.
05:48Come on.
05:49What?
05:50What do you want to do if you have money?
05:52I have money.
05:55You have money.
05:56Why?
05:57You have money.
05:58You have money.
05:59Come on.
06:00Come on.
06:01You have money.
06:02You have money.
06:03You have money.
06:04You have money.
06:06You don't have money.
06:08You don't have money.
06:10Why are you kirection upon me?
06:11Where'd you go?
06:12Why are you going to move?
06:17Why are you going to do that?
06:19Why are you here?
06:20Why are youณ trying to move on?
06:22Why are you in line with fame okay?
06:25Why are you doing that?
06:27Why are you dyerman?
06:28Why are you a Matt아요?
06:30Why are you mad at me?
06:31I've had money.
06:32Why do you do that?
06:34You don't have money.
06:35You don't have that You don't have the cell phone.
06:36Oh, hold up.
06:39Amin na yung cellphone mo.
06:43Ah, ano yung cellphone mo? Hold up to.
06:45Ano? Ano yung cellphone mo?
06:47Hold up to. Amin na yung cellphone mo.
06:49Amin na yung cellphone mo.
06:51Amin yung cellphone mo.
06:52Ibigin mo sa'kin. Kung ayaw mo masakta, may baril ako dito.
06:55Dito, June?
06:56Amin na. Amin na yung cellphone mo.
07:01Amin yung pera mo.
07:03Cellphone mo. Amin na.
07:06Huwag kang tumakbo. Amin na.
07:08Hindi ko kalukohan. Amin na.
07:11Amin na.
07:12Sige, sir. Aka na yan.
07:16Aka na, manong. Pati yung shorts nyo.
07:17Ang dito din.
07:19Manong, dalaan ko ng shorts nyo.
07:23Anong, ako na.
07:25Sige na, manong baklaka ba?
07:27Wala, wala.
07:28Baklaka yata pa. Anong eh. Aka na, shorts nyo.
07:30Sige na.
07:32Manong, nasambito yung Spanish videos kayo.
07:36Anong hold up.
07:37Ano yan.
07:40Aka na wallet mo?
07:41Aka na wallet mo?
07:42Wala ito.
07:43Uy, huwag kang tumakbo alig ka dito.
07:45Oh, mayroon.
07:46Hold up to.
07:48Hold up to.
07:50Hold up.
07:51Ouch!
07:53Nasambito, ay funny!
07:54Ang videos ka!
07:59Manong hold up to?
08:00Anong hold up?
08:01Do you hold the ***?
08:03We're here in...
08:04Wala kang pera
08:08I see you lie
08:09Everything's going up there
08:10Everything will come down
08:14I'm gonna die!
08:15He is this white card
08:17I came here with the v parties
08:19I came here with your wallet
08:22All right now you can sit in the comments
08:24I'm stupid
08:26Fuck you and rap
08:30Okay, for the BFV, let's go to a workshop, a workshop that's happening.
08:34So you're just going to come back to BFV.
08:43You need to be in the showbiz and the artist's name.
08:46You're called a nerdy working.
08:50You're really going to be aware of it.
08:51Oh yeah, alam ko, lahat kayong nandito, nasa audience, parang may ambisyon na maging artista, diba?
09:00Diba? Kahit pa paano, kahit pa paano.
09:02Lahat naman, kahit mga bata.
09:03Bata pa, gusto naman maging artista.
09:05Kung gusto nyo mag-artista, tapos may nagyaya sa inyo na umattend ng isang workshop,
09:09tapos libre,
09:10Ako, pumunta kayo, pumunta kayo para may mangyari sa karir nyo.
09:14Ako pupunta rin.
09:16Mangyayari ako, yun ang karir ko eh.
09:21OK.
09:51Okay, very good!
10:15Very good!
10:17Okay, go!
10:19Thank you so much!
10:21Thank you!
10:23Actually guys, congratulations
10:25that we are here today
10:27for our free workshop.
10:29We would like you to help
10:31in your career
10:33and invite our special guests
10:35so you can see how
10:37an artist star will be effective.
10:39Thank you!
10:41Bye!
10:49Good afternoon everyone!
10:55Good afternoon everyone!
10:57Good afternoon!
10:59I'm going to ask you
11:01because of the workshops
11:03because of the people
11:05who want to be artists
11:07and all of them
11:09and of course,
11:11you need to be in the showbiz
11:13and artists
11:15working
11:17because we have this group
11:19called One and Spirit.
11:21One and Spirit is
11:23if you are a member
11:25in our group,
11:27we will help you
11:29or introduce you
11:31to the director or producer.
11:33So help us
11:35until you have a name.
11:37and our membership
11:39is for free!
11:40Thank you!
11:41Thank you!
11:43Thank you!
11:44Thank you!
11:45Okay, we will touch
11:46the ceremonies here
11:47for the other
11:49welcome rides.
11:51Right?
11:52We are doing this ceremony
11:54like this ritual
11:55to welcome you guys
11:57as new members.
11:59So this is kind of serious
12:01and how we are going
12:03and how we are going
12:04and how we are going
12:05this is the day
12:06that all of us
12:07will be together
12:09in one spirit.
12:11Let's go!
12:13and let's prepare
12:15to the entrance
12:17of Kano.
12:29Good day to you,
12:44gentlemen.
12:45Good day, gentlemen.
12:46Good day.
12:50You have been a doubt
12:51why this is the same
12:53in our spirit.
12:54It's also a symbol
12:56and we will be able to take a look at the face of the face of the face.
13:02So we will be able to take a look at our faces and take a look at our faces.
13:14Spirit of the brothers, we are here today to introduce you to our new camp.
13:19Thank you so much for joining us.
13:49At ang bawat isa ay mag-alay ng gamit o sa lapi para sa dakilang espiritu.
13:57Isa natin kay kapatid na Jean. Maraming salamat.
14:10Titignan natin. Titindang aktingan mamaya sa ating workshop sa magpapatuloy ng nyari ka.
14:15Kaya dyan na kayo. Magbabalik pa ang Btoys Funniest Videos.
14:19Ang teddy bear daw na nabibili sa mall, gift siya.
14:29Yung teddy bear naman na nakatambay lang doon sa mall tapos ang gu-good time, shocking siya.
14:34Kena.
14:35Yari ka!
14:48Yari ka!
14:50Yari ka!
14:55Oh
15:03Yeah
15:21Yeah
15:25Have a hard time!
15:27Hi-iting and hard time.
15:28Happy holidays!
15:30I saw you go and talk to your dayتي!
15:33Here, I go!
15:35Yo-ho!
15:36Do you want to come here?
15:38belonging here?
15:40Here, here!
15:43You're back here, dude!
15:44Aaaaaah!
15:45There!
15:46There, there!
15:48There, there...
15:50Hey...
15:52Hey, hey!
15:53Oh
16:23Oh
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17:06Kuya kahit anong mangyari wag tayong maghiwalay ah
17:09Oo sige
17:10Oh yan, pinagkabit ko na yung bike natin, tignan ko kung maghiwalay pa tayo
17:15Pilihisa mo kuya
17:17Bos, pwede ba bumili ka na ng gitara?
17:21Malapit na mapatid ang kuertas ng leg ko eh
17:30Whala na, buboy! Balagoong ka na!
17:33Ha!
17:34Ha!
17:35Oo nga, palagaw ko na.
17:37Hindi na ako matataya, buboy!
17:39Hindi na ako matataya!
17:41Tayaan bro?
17:42Ang galing!
17:44Amen!
17:47Okay, ayun mga Studio Audions, alam kong magaling din kayo pumindot
17:50dahil mahilig kayong pumindot ng keypad
17:52kaya hawakan niyo ng mga keypads niyo.
17:54At iboto na kung sino ang gusto niyong manalang
17:56first, second, and third prize.
17:58You may start voting now!
18:03Let's go.
18:33Let's go.
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19:33Let's go.
20:03Let's go.
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23:33Let's go.
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