00:01Did you happen?
00:04Why did you leave us, Ma'am?
00:13I'm tired, Manuel.
00:17This is what you can remember.
00:19What's your name, Manuel?
00:23This is Manuel.
00:31Oh, Mommy!
00:33Why are you asking me to stop laughing?
00:36I'm sorry.
00:44I'm not afraid to stop laughing.
00:47I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:50I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:52I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:56I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:58Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
01:28.
01:46.
01:50.
01:51.
01:57Oh, yes!
01:59Oh, yes!
02:00Oh!
02:13If you're sick of your body, it's kind of nice to massage.
02:16Right?
02:17But if we're making our key key,
02:19I'm gonna massage you.
02:20I'm just kidding, J4K.
02:22Come on!
02:37Mga boys,
02:38nandito na ang aming bagong key key host na si...
02:41Katrina Hallie!
02:43Hello, mga boys!
02:45Ready na ba kayo sa pag-atake ng grupong...
02:48Just 4 key, guys!
02:50Alam ko na marami pa rin dyan sa inyo
02:52ang nagmamatigas sa mga girls.
02:54Pero kapag hinawakan naman namin kayo ng ganito...
03:00Lumalambot na.
03:01Kita nyo na, nanginginig pa.
03:04Pero wag kayo mag-alala dahil patitikimin namin kayo ng special na masahe ng...
03:08Just 4 key, guys!
03:11Opo?
03:12Opo!
03:13Free po!
03:14Ganito po!
03:15Harap po kayo.
03:16Suluhod po kayo.
03:17Ayan.
03:18Tapos dito po yung mukha nyo.
03:19Ayan.
03:20Ayan.
03:21Dito po.
03:22Uriin nyo lang po yung mukha nyo.
03:23Tapos yung kamay nyo po.
03:24Dito.
03:25Sige po, bababaw po kayo.
03:26Ayan.
03:27Sige, mamasayin ko po kayo.
03:28Lagi po ba kayo nagpapamasahe, sir?
03:30Dito.
03:31Sige po, bababaw po kayo.
03:32Ayan.
03:33Sige, mamasayin ko po kayo.
03:35Lagi po ba kayo nagpapamasahe, sir?
03:46Sige po.
03:49Okay lang po, sir.
03:56Ito niyo ba ng lotion?
04:00What?
04:01Ito niyo ba ng lotion?
04:03Ito niyo ba ng lotion?
04:08Lotion?
04:13Hindi, sige po.
04:14Relax lang po kayo.
04:30Ah, oo.
04:32Sige po, ayan.
04:42Tapos po, ayan, paharap po kayo.
04:45Yung tuhod nyo po, lagay nyo dyan.
04:47Yung kamay nyo, relax lang dito.
04:49Tapos yung mukha nyo, yan dito.
04:51Ayan.
04:52Hindi po.
04:53Ito po yung bagong massage chair.
04:55Para mas ma-relax yung likod nyo.
04:58Madalas ba kayo magpamasahe, sir?
05:02Para mawala yung tension.
05:06Ayan. Ayan.
05:09Green lotion.
05:14Chair.
05:28Malang alcohol.
05:30Ito mo ng alcohol?
05:31Mhmm.
05:32Notion.
05:33Okay na.
05:34O.
05:35Masarap ditong magmasahe, sabi ito, is the funniest video.
05:39Can you drink alcohol?
05:43Notion?
05:45Okay.
05:49It's a nice massage here.
05:52It's the funniest video.
05:57Take the camera.
05:59That's the camera.
06:01Don't be shy.
06:07Hey, patikin pa lang yan ha.
06:09Dahil sa pagbabalik ng BFV, siguradong yaki ka.
06:12Magbabalik ang Bitoy's funniest videos.
06:14Diyan lang kayo.
06:25Kayo ba mga ano ba kayo?
06:27Meron tinatawag na mga party goer.
06:29Meron naman tinatawag na patay goer.
06:31Ito yung mga...
06:33Sige, paglibing.
06:35Kayo ba mahilig makipaglibing?
06:37Kahit hindi nyo makakilala, pinupuntahan nyo.
06:39Kasi maraming klasyon ng libing eh.
06:41Meron libing na puro iyakan.
06:42Meron mga libing na tahimik lang.
06:44Serious lahat ng mga tao.
06:45Meron naman mga tugtugan.
06:47Nauuso ngayon yun eh.
06:48Mga rock band, tumutugtog.
06:50Iniimbita nila.
06:52Dito sa Bitoy's funniest videos.
06:54Ito kakaibang libing to.
06:56Dito lang sa libing na to,
06:57na yung ilililibing,
06:58nang yayari pa.
07:01Dito.
07:03Dito.
07:04Dito.
07:05Dito.
07:06Dito.
07:07Dito.
07:08Dito.
07:09Dito.
07:10Dito.
07:11Dito.
07:12Dito.
07:13Dito.
07:14Dito.
07:15Dito.
07:16Dito.
07:17Dito.
07:18Dito.
07:19Dito.
07:20Dito.
07:21Dito.
07:22Dito.
07:23Dito.
07:24Dito.
07:25Dito.
07:26Dito.
07:27Dito.
07:28Dito.
07:29Dito.
07:30Dito.
07:31Dito.
07:32Dito.
07:33Dito.
07:34Dito.
07:35Dito.
07:36Dito.
07:37Dito.
07:38Dito.
07:39Dito.
07:40Dito.
07:41Dito.
07:42Dito.
07:43Dito.
07:44Dito.
07:45Dito.
07:46Dito.
07:47Madam, let's start with you.
07:52Will you wait for a long time?
07:54Okay, I'll be patient. I'll be here for you.
08:07Before we start,
08:09we will bless our dear friend, Junior.
08:13You may be able to know him.
08:15Ito po ang kanyang itrato.
08:20At bigyan mo natin siya ng kasiyahan
08:23sa inyong pagbibigay-pugay at pamamaalam kay Junior.
08:26Nak, alikan lang.
08:45Never know what to do.
08:55Let's do it!
09:03What am I supposed to be?
09:05What the hell?
09:35Hey!
09:37Come on up!
09:38Come on, come on!
09:39Thanks, everyone.
09:41You want to go with me?
09:42You want to go with me?
09:43No, I don't know...
09:56Eh...
09:57You wanna go with me?
09:58Huh?
09:59Yes.
10:05Ohhh!
10:07You can kill me!
10:09I'll kill you late!
10:11Awe?
10:12I'll kill you!
10:13Tadid to me.
10:19Tadid to me.
10:25It's also a date for me.
10:27When I'm here, I'm behind.
10:35What is the reaction of our victim when you don't have to leave the situation?
10:42You know, it's a weird thing.
10:44We know how to return the BFB.
10:46That's the case.
10:47That's it.
10:48That's it.
10:49You're welcome.
10:52You're welcome.
10:53You're welcome.
10:54You're welcome.
10:55You're welcome.
10:56It's about the baboy or the meat.
10:58When you see it coming out and coming out from the freezer,
11:03what do you think about it?
11:05You might think it's a life like this,
11:08but it's not.
11:09It's a simple explanation.
11:11It's a shocker.
11:13It's a shocker.
11:14No.
11:18Mom.
11:23It's 6 more seconds.
11:24Yes!
11:26See the lights.
11:32No.
11:34No.
11:35No.
11:36Yareka!
11:45Yareka!
11:54Yareka!
11:58xia
12:02xia
12:13xia
12:17xia
12:19sia
12:22xia
12:24I don't want to do this, I don't want to do this.
12:54Ito naman yung mga local entries na hindi magpapahuli sa pagpapatawa.
13:06Ito na ang Pinoy's Funniest Videos.
13:09The owners of the following videotape materials which you are about to see
13:12have granted GMA the exclusive rights to air and use the videos
13:15for the program, Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
13:18GMA owns the broadcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
13:22Uy, mabait siyang bakang yan. Papahuli yan.
13:27Oh, hulihin mo pala ako ah. Baka sinusuwag kita dyan.
13:30Ha? Ha? Ha? Ay, kabayo!
13:34Ano? Alamang nga?
13:37Ay, wag ka sumali sa laro namin. Babae ka eh, lampa ka eh. Baka matumba ka lang eh.
13:42Ah, gano'n ha?
13:48Ah, taya na naman si Nonong. Balagong, laging taya.
13:51Ah, ha, ha!
13:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Balagong, lapit na eh!
13:56Ano ka mo? Taya? Taya ba?
13:59Ha? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:01Tayo! Tayo! Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:02Sige, tumayo ka. Taya pala, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
14:05Eh, eh, eh, eh.
14:07Eh, eh, eh.
14:09Eh, eh.
14:11Lakas doon ah.
14:13Okay. Mga da-parka sa studio.
14:15Nasa kamay nyo. Kusin yung sakayin lamang na nalong first,
14:17second, at third prize.
14:19Hawa ka na. Sign yung mga kamay. Mga kipad.
14:21Si May start voting now!
14:35At meron daw kababalaghan na mangyayari.
14:39Dito sa Yari Ka.
14:40Kaya abangan natin yan sa pagbabalik ng Bitoy's Funniest Videos.
14:43Diyan lang kayo.
14:47Ayan, huminii ka ng patawad.
14:49O, kumahol!
14:50Ay, kumahol ka daw, sabi ni Sir.
14:52Ow! Ow!
14:53Sorry.
14:57May mga nagsasabi eh.
14:58Hindi daw totoo.
15:00Hindi sila naniniwala sa masamang espiritu.
15:02Pero ako, ewan ko ha, naniniwala ako merong mga espiritu eh.
15:06Espiritu ng pangyayari.
15:07Eto, Yari Ka.
15:26Okay na kayo, Sir?
15:29Ngayon po sa ating pamamaalam,
15:31ang ating pagpukugay
15:35at pagbibigay kasi yan sa pagbabalik ni Junior
15:38sa kaligasan.
15:41Ano ba yan?
15:43Ano ba yan?
15:46Ano ba yan?
15:47Ang lana na?
15:48Ang lana!
15:49Ano, au.
15:50Ang lana!
15:52Balyan!
15:53Kani!
15:54Ano ba yan?
15:55Ay, kipo yan!
15:56May ter-tay ka ba?
15:57May lahik kang, ano, espirituista?
15:59Spirikista?
16:05Huh?
16:06Buhay?
16:08Ano ba yan?
16:09May pumipiging yata may negative vibes dito eh.
16:14Anak, magsabi ka sa akin ang totoo.
16:16Budala-dala ka ba yun?
16:17Anting-anting o something?
16:19Kasi hindi...
16:20Bakit may tumutunog?
16:22Ha?
16:23Ha?
16:24Ha?
16:26Ipubuksan natin?
16:27Anak, anak.
16:28Ang mabuti pa, baka manahimik si Junior,
16:31magbigay tayo ng bulaklak.
16:37Gusto nitong bata, buksan natin.
16:39Mamaya bubuksan natin.
16:41Junior?
16:44Ayaw tumigil ha?
16:49Anak, magsabi ka ng totoo.
16:50Ha?
16:51Wala ka bang ano sa kula?
16:53Huwag ka maan.
16:54Ha?
16:55Eh...
16:56Humingi ka ng dispensa kay Junior.
16:57Baka...
16:58Baka ikumidala eh.
16:59Humingi ka ng dispensa.
17:00Sige nga.
17:01Sige.
17:02Sige.
17:07Ilakasan mo.
17:08Ha?
17:09Sige nakausapin mo.
17:10Sige nakausapin mo.
17:11Sige nakausapin mo.
17:12Sige nakausapin mo.
17:13Sige nakausapin mo.
17:14Sige nakausapin mo.
17:15Sabihin mo, I'm sorry Junior.
17:17Sorry.
17:18O, sa kanila.
17:19O, sa kanila...
17:20Okay, sir.
17:21O.
17:22Sige.
17:23Hindi.
17:24Hindi.
17:25Dito na lang.
17:26Kasi yung asaw eh.
17:27Sige.
17:28Lumuhod ka.
17:29Lumuhod ka tulad nila.
17:30Lumuhod tayo.
17:31O.
17:32O.
17:34This has been a challenging moment to join ourselves.
17:38Come in, let's go with a break.
17:40Mereka has pushed away.
17:42Let's go.
17:43I wasn't feeling a break.
17:43Let's go.
17:44Junior, you've got to know what you are doing.
17:46Sorry, sorry.
17:47I won't go.
17:48Let me go, listen.
17:50Come on.
17:51No, I didn't think I was dating you.
17:52I don't know.
17:53No, I don't know.
17:54Come on, oh.
17:56Let's go, oh.
17:58He's waiting.
17:59Give it to me.
18:00Give it to me.
18:01Ow.
18:02Ow, ow.
18:03Oh, Junior, sorry.
18:09Oh, Junior, sorry.
18:17Imiiyak pa din eh.
18:21Umiiyak ka kaya anak. Umiiyak ka.
18:23Ayaw ito may gili.
18:25Para makawin na tayo, natatakot ako dito.
18:27Okay, Jerry, maka na tayo dito. Ano ba naman yan?
18:30Umiiyak ka anak.
18:32Umiiyak ka anak.
18:33Umiiyak ka anak.
18:34Umiiyak ka anak.
18:35Umiiyak ka, sige.
18:36Umiiyak ka, sige.
18:37Ayan.
18:39Anak, diyan ka. Umiiyak ka, sige.
18:41Umiiyak ka.
18:43Talagay ko binatatawad na sa video dyan.
18:46Nawala na eh.
18:47Ay, salamat.
18:48Dito, Jerry, makawin na tayo.
18:50Ay, lako.
18:54Pinatatawad ka nalit, Junior.
18:55Pero ako, di ba kita binatatawad?
18:57Oh si, sir.
18:58Mayayariin kita!
18:59Mayayariin kita!
19:00Yari ka!
19:01Yari ka!
19:02Yari ka!
19:03Yari ka!
19:04Yari ka!
19:05Yari ka!
19:06Yari ka!
19:11Yari ka!
19:13Ya, ya, ya.
19:14Tidak lagi biasa.
19:15Umiiyak ka.
19:17Umiah gaul ka pa.
19:18What do you think?
19:21Jerry.
19:22Jerry, man.
19:22Let's go.
19:23Let's go.
19:23Jerry.
19:25Tao nga ko.
19:33Okay, naman.
19:34Alamin natin kung sino pinili ng audio
19:36sa maging first, second, and third place
19:38dito sa Pinoy's Funniest Videos.
19:40Ang mga nanalagdito sa Pinoy's Funniest Videos
19:42ay pinatawagan sa pamamagitan ng telepono at television.
19:45Ano mang announcement na matatanggap
19:46sa pamamagitan ng text
19:47ay hindi nanggaling
19:48at hindi kikilalani ng GMA7.
20:04Nag-enjoy pa kayo?
20:06Nag-enjoy kayo?
20:07Mabuti naman.
20:08Thank you sa inyo lahat.
20:09Maraming salamat din sa Porcupine
20:11at sa lahat ng nanonood
20:12sa mga kaniligan ng mga bahay.
20:13Ang bilis talaga ng oras, ano?
20:14Ganyan daw talaga pagka nag-enjoy kayo.
20:16Hindi mo nararamdaman, lumilipas ang oras.
20:18Pero isa lang ang siguradong hindi lilipas.
20:21Yan ay ang katatawanan
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20:24Dahil sa BFB, siguradong...
20:26Yari ka!
20:27See you next week!
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