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00:00It was GMA Kili TV,
00:05the one and only.
00:09Yeah, Rika.
00:30.
00:35.
00:40.
00:49.
00:51.
00:52.
00:53.
00:56.
00:59Grr!
01:01Grr!
01:07Grrr!
01:09Ha!
01:13Grr!
01:15Grr!
01:21Grr!
01:23Grr!
01:25Grr!
01:27R.R.A.R.A.R.
01:31R.R.A.R.
01:34C.O.A.R.
01:38No!
01:43I don't know.
02:13All your knees.
02:21Mga kapuso,
02:23invitado kayong lahat
02:24sa swimming party natin
02:25dito sa BFB.
02:26Nandito tayo ngayon
02:27sa Lago de Oro,
02:28Calatagan, Batangas.
02:30Syempre,
02:30ang handa namin
02:31ay mga nakakatawang
02:32mga videos.
02:33Kaya sumamar na kayo
02:34dahil siguradong
02:35i-yari kayo.
02:37Oh, ayan ha.
02:38Girls and boys,
02:39nakita nyo yan ha.
02:41Ang kukulit talaga
02:41nung mga yun eh.
02:42Para maiwasan yung mga
02:43ganyang pasawa eh,
02:44dito sa ating party,
02:45nag-imbita ako ng Verdugo.
02:47Verdugo na magpaparusa sa inyo.
02:50Verdugo, pasok!
02:51Ayan na.
02:52Ayan na.
02:52Ayan na sinasabi ko.
02:54Ayan na si Verdugo.
02:55Ayan, oh.
02:57Baka matanggal.
02:58Daan-daan.
03:01Ito na.
03:02Ayan na.
03:02Ayan na.
03:03Ayan na, Verdugo.
03:07Verdugo,
03:08tatanoyin kita.
03:09Handa ka na bang
03:09parusaan sila?
03:11Ha!
03:13Ha?
03:14Lagod kayo.
03:15Pero huwag kayo mag-alala ha.
03:16Dahil hindi niya kayo sasaktan.
03:17Yung parusang sinasabi ko,
03:19paihirapan niya kayo
03:20nahulaan
03:21kung sino siya.
03:22Kaya galingan nyo yung pagkilatis
03:23dahil makakahula sa kanya
03:24dito sa ating guest 2
03:26tatanggap ng
03:272,000 pesos.
03:28Oy, okay ba yun?
03:30Oh,
03:30ha!
03:30Oh!
03:30Sabi ko man.
03:33At habang busy kayo sa paghula sa kanya,
03:36eh naku,
03:36busyng-busy rin yung mga Kikay friends natin
03:38sa pagkakalat
03:39ng kakikaya nila.
03:41Kaya eto na,
03:42J4K,
03:43pasok!
03:44Ano ba sabi mo?
03:46Oh!
03:55Hi!
03:56Hello!
03:58Welcome to
03:59Just for
04:00Kikays!
04:02Mga Kikays,
04:03alam nyo na ba
04:04kung anong gagawin natin for today?
04:06Madali lang.
04:07Gagawin nyo lang,
04:08i-pro-promote nyo yung lotion.
04:10Sasabihin nyo dun sa nabiktima
04:12na bago ito
04:13at wala pa ito sa market, ha?
04:15Pampaganda ng skin.
04:16Yan.
04:17Tapos,
04:18pampatanggal ng mga tigyawat,
04:20timpo sa katawan,
04:21ganon.
04:21Ang hindi nila alam
04:22ay biktima sila
04:24ng mga Kikays
04:25sa BFV.
04:26Tapos,
04:26biglang papasok
04:27itong isang girl
04:28na puro sugat
04:29at rushes
04:30sa kamay niya
04:31at sa braso niya.
04:32Oh!
04:33Dahil yun,
04:34sa lotion,
04:35dahil expired na daw.
04:36Tingnan lang natin
04:37kung ano
04:38ang magiging reaksyo
04:39nung biktima natin
04:40kapag nalaman niya
04:41na siya ay nasa
04:42just for
04:43heat time!
04:46Hi, sir!
04:47Drama po!
04:48Free sampling ng lotion!
04:50Bango po siya,
04:51tapos smooth.
04:52Tapos,
04:53pag nag...
04:53Diba panagbabadulat kayo
04:58sa tubig,
04:59ayun ah,
04:59may protection na kayo niya.
05:01Ay, nakakuya!
05:03Manong,
05:04sabi ko sa'yo,
05:05after one,
05:05ang ganito mangyayari
05:06sa balap mo!
05:07Hindi nga!
05:07Alam!
05:08I'm not sure what you're doing.
05:10You're not sure what you're doing.
05:12No, you're not sure what you're doing.
05:14It's expired.
05:16It's expired.
05:18I don't know.
05:20Sorry, wait.
05:22It's expired.
05:24I'm expired.
05:26Oh my God.
05:28Sorry.
05:30Sorry, sir.
05:32Sorry, sir.
05:34Wait a minute.
05:36Wait a minute.
05:38Huwag ka maniwala ko yun.
05:40Huwag ka maniwala ko yun.
05:42Huwag mo nga hawakan yun.
05:44Sige, pahin na tayo.
05:46Sige, alam mo.
05:48Magdolong ka dito.
05:50Wait na, ayun ka.
05:52Ito.
05:54Pwede maglagay.
05:56Pwede maglagay.
05:58Hindi mo kaya agad sina... sorry.
06:00Oh my God.
06:02It's expired. Dapat ano ba gagamitin natin?
06:04May mga bago tayo dyan.
06:06Paginid lang po.
06:07Alam mo nating ni Festo.
06:08Alam mo nating ni Festo ah.
06:09Alam mo nating ni Festo ah.
06:10Alam mo nating ni Festo ah.
06:11Oh my God. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
06:12And then I will sue you the four of you.
06:14Sorry, sorry, sorry.
06:15Wow.
06:16Tapos yun ang mga padiyawat.
06:18Mga mamaisi mong pinit.
06:20Paginid na na yan.
06:22Ito.
06:23Ito.
06:24Ito.
06:25Ito.
06:26Ito.
06:27Ito.
06:28Ito.
06:29Ito.
06:30Ito.
06:31Ito.
06:32Ito.
06:33Ito.
06:34Ito.
06:35Ito.
06:36Sorry, kuya.
06:37Sorry, kuya.
06:38Kuya.
06:39Kuya.
06:40Ayan.
06:41Dapat po sa inyo yan o.
06:42Lalagyan pa ho natin.
06:43Minsan lang.
06:44Minsan lang naman kasito eh.
06:45Oo. Minsan lang ho yan.
06:46Diba?
06:47Pinagpalagay.
06:48Tingnan yun ka.
06:49Tingnan yun.
06:50Sino ka ba?
06:51Ang ganyan nga mamaya.
06:52Ba't kayo nagpalagay?
06:53Ba't kayo nagpalagay?
06:54Ba't kayo nagpalagay?
06:55Ba't ka ba nakikialam?
06:56Kaya sa ano yun?
06:57Wala naka sa talo mo nga yan?
06:58Ano yun nilagay nyo?
06:59Eh, yan yung expired na eh.
07:00Parang ano mga to.
07:01Yung taba ng babon.
07:02Expired na?
07:03Ay, kaya naman.
07:04Ano pala mukhang taba ng babon?
07:05Ano?
07:06Tanggalin nyo kuya.
07:07Ano yung mata niya.
07:08Ito kasi pa kayo namire.
07:09Tanggalin mo yan sa mukha mo.
07:11Expired na pala to.
07:12Itago na natin ito.
07:13Magbabay.
07:14Magbabay ang gina.
07:15Kayawan nyo.
07:16Kayo.
07:17Hayaan nyo pag may nangyari sa inyo.
07:19Iti-TV namin kayo.
07:20Iti-TV namin kayo dahil sa bito.
07:22Sabi toys, paano yung videos kayo?
07:24Yung camera namin.
07:25Yari kayo.
07:26Dahil nasabi toys ka.
07:28Kuya, kuya, wakaalis.
07:33Kuya, sabi toys, paano yung video kayo, no?
07:36Kuya to.
07:37у-у-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u-u.
07:44Dino na?
07:49Galing sigurong lumangoy nito.
07:52Kayo dito, sino marunong lumangoy?
07:53Ha? Marunong ka lumangoy?
07:54Ha?
07:56Parang di kayo marunong eh.
07:58Kung di kayo marunong alam nyo,
07:59mag-swimming lessons kayo.
08:01Siguraduhin nyo lang na
08:02hindi mangyayari sa inyo yung ganito.
08:04Well, when I'm going to talk to you, I'm sure you're going to do it.
08:34I'm sure you're going to do it.
09:04I'm sure you're going to do it.
09:34I'm going to do it.
10:04I'm sure you're going to do it.
10:34I'm sure you're going to do it.
11:04I'm sure you're going to do it.
11:34I'm sure you're going to do it.
12:03I'm sure you're going to do it.
12:33I'm sure you're going to do it.
13:03I'm sure you're going to do it.
13:33I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:03I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:05I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:07I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:09I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:13I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:15I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:17I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:19I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:21I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:23I'm sure you're going to do it.
14:25You're going to do it.
14:27Help me.
14:35Help me.
14:41Help me.
14:51Help me.
14:54Welcome.
14:56What's happening?
14:58What's happening?
15:00Come on, come on.
15:03What's happening?
15:05What's happening?
15:07Hello, Abobo!
15:09What's happening?
15:11Hi, I'm calling myself.
15:12Aray!
15:14Aray!
15:16Aray!
15:18Aray!
15:20Aray!
15:22Aray!
15:24Aray!
15:26Aray!
15:28Aray!
15:30Aray!
15:32Aray!
15:34Aray!
15:36Aray!
15:37Aray!
15:38Aray!
15:39Aray!
15:40Aray!
15:41Aray!
15:42Aray!
15:43Aray!
15:44Aray!
15:45Aray!
15:46Aray!
15:47Aray!
15:48Aray!
15:49Aray!
15:50Aray!
15:51Aray!
15:52Aray!
15:53Aray!
15:54Podcast rights to these videos worldwide and in perpetuity.
16:24Ngayon, naiwan na sila. Ako na, mauna.
16:27Ika, sandali.
16:28Doon ka, oh.
16:30Ah, doon ba? O sige, ito ko bubuelo. Sa mas mataas.
16:34Para sigurado, mauna na ako.
16:37Ah, maiwan na kayo lahat.
16:39Mauna na ako. Mauna na ako sa ospital.
16:42Yeah!
16:44Sino ba yung batang niyan? Ba't binibigyan ng award?
16:47Shhh, huwag ka maingay. Anak niya ni Spider-Man.
16:50Anak ni Spider-Man? Paano mo nasabi?
16:52Tignan mo.
16:53Sa swimming lesson, mapapag-aralan mo yung backstroke, mapapag-aralan mo yung breaststroke.
17:03Pero itong stroke namin, hindi nyo magigets to.
17:06Kasi dito, siguradong yari ka.
17:09Apo, apo, apo. Ito na.
17:14Wala ka na tayo, di ba? Sinusupan lang nga ako.
17:18Anak niya, ano? Anak niya, maturo mo lang ako. Ito ka siya.
17:21Ti! Anak un problema!
17:23Anak niya.
17:26Anak niya, napo na.
17:35Anak niya.
17:42Anak niya.
17:43Oh, gee.
18:13Oh
18:43I can't see you.
18:45Oh my god. Run!
18:51Oh my god. Run!
18:57Oh my god.
18:59Oh my god.
19:01She's there.
19:03Oh my god.
19:05Oh my god.
19:07Oh my god.
19:09Oh my god.
19:11Oh my god.
19:13What...
19:15Oh my god.
19:17Oh my god.
19:19I'll do it.
19:21Open your mouth.
19:23Open your mouth.
19:25Open your mouth.
19:27Open your mouth.
19:29You can't go.
19:31It's too loud.
19:3313.
19:4114.
19:55Okay, paagusin na natin ang papremyo.
19:58Ito na ang mga nanalo sa ating Pinoy's Funniest Videos.
20:01Okay, for me, the third place is the video number three, second place is the video number one, and the first place is the video number two.
20:24Yari ka!
20:25Ayan!
20:27O, tignan naman natin ha, kung naispatan nyo ng tama si Kay Brosa sa ating Kita K. Dito siya lumabas, panoorin nyo.
20:35Panoorin nyo.
20:36Ayan!
20:38Ayan!
20:40Ayan!
20:42Ayan!
20:44Ayan!
20:46Ayan!
20:48Ayan!
20:50Ayan!
20:51Ayan!
20:52Ayan!
20:53Ayan!
20:54Nando pala si Kay, sa shocking siya.
20:56Doon ko siya nakikita Kay.
20:58Kayo naman, o, dito.
20:59Kayo naman, oras na para kayo naman ang humula sa ating guest.
21:03Tawagin na natin ang guest natin, si Verdugo.
21:06Huhulaan nyo na kung sino si Verdugo.
21:11Okay.
21:12Bubunod na tayo, ha?
21:14Ang una ko mabubunod, huhula nang wala pang clue.
21:17So, sorry kayo, ha?
21:19Number twelve.
21:20Number twelve.
21:21Sino number twelve?
21:23Sino number twelve?
21:25Number twelve?
21:26Number twelve?
21:27Ikaw ang number twelve?
21:29Okay.
21:30Liga dito doon.
21:31Lapit ka ng konti.
21:33Lapit ka ng konti, tapos sumarap ka ng konti doon.
21:35Ayan.
21:36Okay.
21:37Sino si Verdugo?
21:38Verdugo?
21:39Walang clue.
21:40Wala pa, wala pa.
21:42Si...
21:45Si Bende.
21:48Si ano?
21:51Michael V.
21:53Sayang.
21:55Malapit na eh, malapit na.
21:56Okay, hindi na walaan.
21:58Ang first clue natin ay...
22:02Napanood nyo siya sa Encantadja.
22:06Number nineteen.
22:07Number nineteen.
22:08Sino number nineteen?
22:09Number nine.
22:10Ikaw?
22:11Okay.
22:12Sige.
22:13Sige nga.
22:14Si Alfred Vargas.
22:15Alfred Vargas nga ba ito?
22:17Tignan nga natin.
22:18Parang hindi eh.
22:20Hindi nga ba?
22:22Sigurado ka ba?
22:24Patingin nga?
22:25Patingin nga?
22:26Patingin?
22:27Patingin?
22:28Patingin?
22:29Alfred Vargas!
22:30Congratulay.
22:31Salika dito.
22:32Huwag nyo kong basahin.
22:33May microphone ako.
22:36P2,000 pesos.
22:37Ano pang alam mo?
22:38Sa Joyce po.
22:39Joyce po?
22:40Marap ka dun sa camera.
22:41Ano pang alam mo?
22:42Joyce.
22:43Okay.
22:44Paano mo nawalaan?
22:45Sabi mo nasa Encantadja eh.
22:46Ang dami nga nasa Encantadja eh.
22:48Siya lang yung pwedeng...
22:49Oo, siya lang yung pwedeng...
22:51Pwedeng yung katawan niya parang fit na fit pack.
22:54Okay.
22:55Sige.
22:56Ito ng P2,000 pesos mo.
22:57Congratulations!
22:59Thank you, Alfred.
23:00Uman sasabi mo?
23:04Thank you very much, Bitoy.
23:05Sana palagi nyo akong bine-berdugo dito.
23:08Okay.
23:09Maraming salamat, Alfred.
23:10Maraming salamat din sa Lago de Oro.
23:12Dito sa Calatagan, Batangas.
23:13Napakasaya namin dito.
23:15Maraming salamat sa inyong lahat, mga dappercats natin.
23:18Maraming salamat sa lahat ng nanood.
23:19Replay, thank you very much.
23:21And of course, next week, mag-iita-kita uli tayo dahil dito sa BNB.
23:24Siguradong...
23:25Yari ka!
23:26See you next week!
23:27Bye-bye!
23:28KIA Kicheers
23:37That's DOORVILLE
23:45ROOFILLE
23:47mom
23:49That was interesting.
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