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Situationship With My Billionaire Friend (2025) - FULL [Eng Sub]
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00:00:00Oh my god, she's insane.
00:00:12What are you doing here?
00:00:15Beth, you set me up.
00:00:20You stay away from me.
00:00:22You're insane.
00:00:25I can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:28Leanne.
00:00:30You and Asher?
00:00:32You're a great couple.
00:00:33I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:37But you've gotta go.
00:00:42They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:54And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:57How was that, baby?
00:00:59Awesome.
00:01:01We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:08Yes! Yes! Yes! No!
00:01:15We done here?
00:01:17Yes, I did. You were the best.
00:01:20You were amazing. Was it good for you?
00:01:22Awesome. What's your name again?
00:01:25Lonnie, we need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40What?
00:01:41This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lonnie.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:45I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:47I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:48This isn't working out.
00:01:49But...
00:01:50Take care, Monique.
00:01:51What am I doing?
00:01:52So, I tell her, dude, that's not a pickle. That's an okra. Like, seriously?
00:02:09So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother. I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:28How about you and I...
00:02:31Um, you're... Just excuse me for a moment. Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking, how about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:45I'm sorry. Uh, I'll be right back.
00:03:01Oh, damn it!
00:03:02Shit!
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Dad, I'm so sorry.
00:03:06Oh, my God.
00:03:07Asher?
00:03:08Oh, yeah.
00:03:09What are you doing?
00:03:10Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you?
00:03:12Damn.
00:03:13Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:16Sure.
00:03:21How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:25Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:27We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:29Pinkie spray?
00:03:31Pinkie spray.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Friends forever.
00:03:34Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinkie spray?
00:03:43Pinkie spray.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Friends forever.
00:03:46Stop doing that.
00:03:55Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01They're our biggest client.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:05Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:11Hey.
00:04:12That's cool.
00:04:19What about your love life?
00:04:20What?
00:04:21What about your love life?
00:04:24Oh, my God.
00:04:25Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:27A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate.
00:04:36How about we?
00:04:39Stop it.
00:04:40No.
00:04:41Hey, we're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:48Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:52I'll be your wing woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing man.
00:04:57You're not your wing man.
00:05:27I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:33I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:35I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:38I have that effect on women.
00:05:39Stop.
00:05:40I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:59I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:05Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:11Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:35Thanks.
00:06:47Thanks.
00:06:48Thanks.
00:06:49Thanks.
00:06:51Thanks.
00:07:22Oh my God, what are you doing here?
00:07:51I don't know, what am I doing here?
00:07:54Oh, my head. My head.
00:07:57Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:05Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:08What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Bad idea.
00:08:12What?
00:08:12Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:15Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:22Fuck, sex ruins everything.
00:08:25I suppose you're right.
00:08:28But still.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:31I have a proposition.
00:08:37What?
00:08:38Friends with benefits.
00:08:41Sex without strings.
00:08:43You do you, I do me.
00:08:46And we do each other.
00:08:47Interesting.
00:08:59Okay, sold.
00:09:03Plenty of benefits.
00:09:04And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:33Hello, ladies.
00:09:41Asher?
00:09:44You two know each other?
00:09:47Yeah.
00:09:49We know each other from college.
00:09:51He's one of my best friends.
00:09:53What are you doing here?
00:09:55He's here to see my father.
00:09:56Wait, what?
00:09:57Daddy owns the company.
00:09:59I know.
00:10:00I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:04He's worth billions.
00:10:05And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:08I've been busy since college.
00:10:10Clearly.
00:10:12Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:16Sure.
00:10:18Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:19You too.
00:10:23Oh, what a man.
00:10:25What's this?
00:10:38I took the liberty of drawing up a forensic benefits contract.
00:10:41A contract?
00:10:42It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:45Okay.
00:10:46Article 1.
00:10:47Nobody knows.
00:10:49It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:51Good point.
00:10:51Article 2.
00:10:53We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:57Okay.
00:10:58Article 3.
00:11:00Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:02Agreed.
00:11:05Article 4.
00:11:07No lies.
00:11:09No lies.
00:11:12Article 5.
00:11:14Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:19I don't like that one.
00:11:22Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:26Fine.
00:11:29And finally.
00:11:35Friends first.
00:11:37Friends first.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:38Let's see.
00:11:48Let's see.
00:12:02Let's see.
00:12:03Let's see.
00:13:06No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:14I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:16Forget the contract.
00:13:18No, friends first. Remember?
00:13:21Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:24Usher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:30Come on.
00:13:41Friends first?
00:13:51Friends first.
00:13:54So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:05Yes, you will.
00:14:06Oh my god, he asked me out, he asked me out.
00:14:23Breathe, Beth.
00:14:24Breathe.
00:14:25I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:28On Asher?
00:14:29Yes.
00:14:30He asked you out?
00:14:32Yes.
00:14:32On a date?
00:14:33Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:35Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:37Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:38You can give me some tips.
00:14:40Oh.
00:14:42Um.
00:14:43Yeah, okay.
00:14:45I gotta go.
00:14:46Getting a mighty patty ready for the big plate.
00:14:48I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:52Bye.
00:14:53Where was he born?
00:15:03Philadelphia.
00:15:05Philadelphia.
00:15:06Uh, favorite food?
00:15:08Um.
00:15:11He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:14Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:17I like your pen.
00:15:18I've never seen that color before.
00:15:20Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:22It's my favorite color.
00:15:22Heliotrope purple.
00:15:24Cool.
00:15:25What about sports?
00:15:29Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:31On your date?
00:15:32I can't do that if I'm gonna marry this man.
00:15:35He's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:39Marry?
00:15:40You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:50Me and Asher?
00:15:51Me and Asher?
00:15:52Me and Asher?
00:15:52Me and Asher?
00:15:53I'm sorry.
00:15:54No.
00:15:55No, no, no.
00:15:56Never.
00:15:57He's...
00:15:58We're...
00:15:59We're friends.
00:16:00We're best friends.
00:16:01Good.
00:16:02I love your outfit.
00:16:04Where'd you get it?
00:16:06Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:07It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:15And being an only child.
00:16:18I was an only child as well.
00:16:19Really?
00:16:20Really?
00:16:21Cool.
00:16:22Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:26I was born in Philly.
00:16:28Shut up.
00:16:29It's my favorite city.
00:16:31Well, where was the school?
00:16:33Um, I...
00:16:35Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:40Mm-hmm.
00:16:45How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:48That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:55I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:01I had a wonderful time.
00:17:04I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:07That would be great.
00:17:10Good night.
00:17:13Oh, my.
00:17:15Okay, thank you.
00:17:19Listen.
00:17:21I should really head out.
00:17:25Take care.
00:17:26Why don't you come up?
00:17:29And I will fuck you.
00:17:31It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:33Where are we?
00:17:36Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:39Why?
00:17:40Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:45I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:46No, no, no, it...
00:17:47Uh, that's not what it meant.
00:17:48It's just...
00:17:50Sex ruins everything.
00:17:53Let's wait.
00:17:55So it can be perfect.
00:17:58Yeah?
00:18:02Yes!
00:18:05Okay.
00:18:07Toodles!
00:18:08Beth?
00:18:16It was nice.
00:18:18We have a lot in common.
00:18:22Are you...
00:18:24Jealous?
00:18:26No.
00:18:27Did you, um...
00:18:31Did you sleep together?
00:18:34No.
00:18:36But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:38Beth?
00:18:40She's an animal.
00:18:42Ugh.
00:18:44God.
00:18:45Stop it.
00:18:46Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:48Not for Beth, you don't?
00:18:50Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:52I want to wait.
00:18:53Just in case she is the one.
00:18:56You never know.
00:18:58I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:04I'm never getting married.
00:19:08I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:09Oh.
00:19:15You do you.
00:19:17To each his own.
00:19:18Agreed.
00:19:20Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:21Maybe.
00:19:22Give it back.
00:19:23Come on.
00:19:24Mm-mm.
00:19:25It's not cream.
00:19:27It's my strawberry.
00:19:28Alright.
00:19:35That was rude.
00:19:39No.
00:20:06Leanne Lamont.
00:20:07You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:12You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:15True love does not exist.
00:20:18You will only get hurt.
00:20:20He is your friend.
00:20:22Don't blow it.
00:20:24Friendship first.
00:20:26Leanne Lamont.
00:20:28You do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:30You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:32True love does not exist.
00:20:34You will only get hurt.
00:20:35You will only get hurt.
00:20:36He is your friend.
00:20:37Don't blow it.
00:20:41Friendship first.
00:20:43Leanne Lamont.
00:20:44ye.
00:20:45I'm the best of the other.
00:20:47Good to have you.
00:20:48I'm the best of the other.
00:20:49I've enjoyed it.
00:20:50My friends are all of us.
00:20:51My friends are all of us.
00:20:52Yes, I want to love it.
00:20:53Hey.
00:21:15Shit.
00:21:16I'm so sorry.
00:21:18My bad. My fault.
00:21:21Hang on.
00:21:23You got a tissue?
00:21:29Here. Let me.
00:21:31Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:33Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:36Hey, Asher.
00:21:38Eric.
00:21:42Okay.
00:21:43Well, see you guys later.
00:21:48Here.
00:21:53Um, I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:21:55I'm Eric.
00:22:05That was fun.
00:22:07Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:13Both.
00:22:14Okay.
00:22:14You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:17So what?
00:22:19Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:21No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:24Oh, my God.
00:22:26Are you jealous?
00:22:28No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:29Why would I be jealous?
00:22:31We're friends with benefits.
00:22:32Remember?
00:22:32Yeah.
00:22:36You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:37Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:39You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:44I can handle myself.
00:22:47Yeah, fine.
00:22:48Be that way.
00:22:48You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:22:56Maybe we need to end this...
00:22:59arrangement.
00:23:01Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:10Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:14Maybe I will.
00:23:15Maybe I will.
00:23:18Yes.
00:23:27Flowers for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:29That's me.
00:23:30Oh, my God.
00:23:36I'm Eric.
00:23:43What are you doing here?
00:23:45I had a meeting with Best Dad.
00:23:50Mr. Merrick?
00:23:52Yes.
00:23:57They're nice.
00:24:01Listen, um...
00:24:03I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:06I was out of line.
00:24:07No.
00:24:08No, I was out of line.
00:24:10I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:18Oh, my God.
00:24:20Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:26Friends forever?
00:24:29Friends forever.
00:24:33Dinner later?
00:24:34Sounds awesome.
00:24:36Sounds awesome.
00:24:56Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:57Oh, it's just...
00:24:59I'm just so happy.
00:25:03You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:07I think he could be the one.
00:25:10Oh.
00:25:11I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:13You've only just started dating.
00:25:15Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate, that you just know?
00:25:25Yeah.
00:25:27That's us.
00:25:29You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:33He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:39I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:42Oh.
00:25:43No.
00:25:44I don't know.
00:25:45I...
00:25:45I just want him to be happy.
00:25:47By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:49It's so unique.
00:25:51What color is it?
00:25:53Paris pink.
00:25:54I love it.
00:25:56Anyway, gotta go.
00:25:57Toodles.
00:26:03Why are you so down?
00:26:09What's wrong?
00:26:12Nothing.
00:26:14Famous last words.
00:26:16Is it...
00:26:17Attic?
00:26:19Of course not.
00:26:21How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:23She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:26Yeah, you never know.
00:26:31Give me your hand.
00:26:31I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Okay.
00:26:37Okay.
00:26:38This...
00:26:39Is your lifeline.
00:26:41It's long.
00:26:43So you have a nice, long life.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Uh, this...
00:26:47Is your headline.
00:26:48For wisdom.
00:26:49Mm-hmm.
00:26:50And...
00:26:51Looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:26:58And this...
00:26:59Is your love line.
00:27:01So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:06But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:09You want to go home and fuck?
00:27:34Great idea.
00:27:35You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:36You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:37You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:37You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:38You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:38You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:39You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:40You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:40You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:40You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:41You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:41You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:42You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:43You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:44You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:45You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:46You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:47You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:48You want to go home and fuck you?
00:27:49You want to go home and fuck you?
00:28:27Looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:34Do you have a key?
00:28:41I was a kid.
00:28:48Nice trick.
00:29:04Right?
00:29:05Yeah.
00:29:06Who is that?
00:29:11I have no idea.
00:29:13Hello?
00:29:14Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:17I brought dough!
00:29:32Nuts.
00:29:34How could you?
00:29:39Beth!
00:29:40Wait!
00:29:41Beth!
00:29:42Fuck!
00:29:43What have I done?
00:29:46What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth!
00:29:48It's not what it looks like!
00:29:50Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:01I'm leaving.
00:30:02I'm getting dressed.
00:30:03I'm going.
00:30:04I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:05I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:06You didn't do anything.
00:30:07It was me.
00:30:08I fucked up.
00:30:09You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:11It wasn't.
00:30:12It isn't.
00:30:13It doesn't matter.
00:30:14I fucked up.
00:30:15Whatever it is.
00:30:16It was.
00:30:17I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:18I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:24Yeah.
00:30:25Hence first?
00:30:26Hence first.
00:30:27Hence first.
00:30:28Hence first.
00:30:29Hey, Beth.
00:30:30Hey, Beth.
00:30:31How are you doing now?
00:30:33Hmm, yeah.
00:30:34Yeah.
00:30:35There we go.
00:30:36Hey, Beth.
00:30:37Yeah.
00:30:38I hear you.
00:30:39Hey, Beth.
00:30:40I'm.
00:30:41I'm.
00:30:42You're.
00:30:43You think.
00:30:45I'm.
00:30:46You're.
00:30:47I'm.
00:30:48You're.
00:30:51There.
00:30:52That's why.
00:30:54I'm.
00:30:55You're.
00:30:58Yeah.
00:30:58Go away!
00:31:04I need to talk to you.
00:31:08I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:11You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:15No, no, it's not what you think, okay?
00:31:17It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay? I promise.
00:31:28Do you love her? Of course not.
00:31:31Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:35Really?
00:31:37Hey, I want to see what happens between us. You and me.
00:31:43Please, give me another chance.
00:31:52I suppose.
00:31:56Okay.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:12Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:14I'm so confused.
00:32:16Friends forever, remember?
00:32:23Eric!
00:32:25Hi.
00:32:26I'm sorry if it's been a while. I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:32I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:35Asher? Asher, it's me! I haven't heard from you in like four hours! What's going on? Are you with Leigh-Anne? Call me!
00:32:50Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now. If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:04Yeah.
00:33:05Yeah.
00:33:06Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:10If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:14It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:35Hey, Eric. I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what you were doing later.
00:33:45Asher? Asher, where are you? Why won't you call me back? I know you're with her, you lied to me!
00:33:54Okay, miss you. Call me, bye!
00:34:02Beth, I got your 35 messages. Listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but...
00:34:12Maybe we need to slow things down a bit. I'll call you when I can.
00:34:24AHHHHH!
00:34:27AHHHHH!
00:34:29AHHHHH!
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00:35:03AHHHH!
00:35:04had enough. How about what we had back to the mud?
00:35:13Fabulous.
00:35:16Easy.
00:35:34A lot of goodies, isn't it?
00:36:04I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:19Nah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:22You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:24No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:26Is it Leanne?
00:36:27I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:31You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:33I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:35Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:41It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:43No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:47Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:36:54I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:03It would be like this one.
00:37:05I see her popping up.
00:37:07Her
00:38:24What the fuck, Leanne? How could you miss that?
00:38:42Sorry. I'm trying my best.
00:38:44Hey.
00:38:45Your best isn't good enough. You cost us the game.
00:38:48Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:38:50Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:38:52She can handle herself.
00:38:54Remember, that part of your life is over.
00:38:57Asher.
00:38:58Look at the loser.
00:38:59So embarrassing.
00:39:03Fucking prick.
00:39:05Come here.
00:39:05Come on.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:36Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:37Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
00:39:38Come here.
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00:39:54Are you breaking up with me?
00:40:24I wouldn't call it breaking up.
00:40:27We only just got back together.
00:40:30Beth, we were never together.
00:40:33I mean, we went out like six times.
00:40:36You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:39Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:43I'm so sorry, I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:46You're fired.
00:40:48You can't fire me. I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:40:52I'm fired, Leanne.
00:40:55You can't. She'll sue.
00:40:58Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:02And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:08Yeah.
00:41:09Shit.
00:41:24Shit!
00:41:54Oh.
00:41:57Oh.
00:42:01Oh.
00:42:05Oh.
00:42:10Oh.
00:42:16Oh.
00:42:20Oh.
00:42:22Oh.
00:42:24Hey, I'm going to go to the next video.
00:42:54Eric, thinking about you. When do you want to hook up? How about a hotel this time? We need to be
00:43:07super careful that Asher doesn't find out. Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne. XO, XO.
00:43:19When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:28I can't believe you think I'm lying. Then how do you explain this text? I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:35You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:42I'm going to be so stupid. I am not seeing Eric. Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:49You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:43:52Lear, yeah.
00:43:56I am not a cheater. I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there,
00:44:01but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:08I do.
00:44:13Kate.
00:44:19Kate.
00:44:36Hey, Will.
00:44:40I will, I will, I will!
00:45:00Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert?
00:45:03Or both? Thoughts?
00:45:08Please, don't marry.
00:45:11You don't love her.
00:45:13You're rebounding.
00:45:20I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:25A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:31They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:35Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed. I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog. Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:00Oh my god.
00:46:02Oh my god.
00:46:03Hello! Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome. I have
00:46:26tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the dorm room. Could
00:46:29you run down and grab them? Sure.
00:46:50Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:46:59Okay. You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:18Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now!
00:47:23Wait. What? Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:32Who's the source?
00:47:38Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:42Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:44No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:46You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:47:53But you never speak to me again.
00:47:57So I'm stuck with you.
00:47:58Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:02It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:07You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:16Asha, you bitch.
00:48:25What?
00:48:26You jealous bitch.
00:48:28What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:30I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:36Honey?
00:48:37What are you talking about? I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:41Old job well done.
00:48:42Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:44Stay away from me.
00:48:47Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:48:50We are not friends.
00:48:53Okay, we are nothing.
00:48:56Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:00You are dead to me.
00:49:06You are dead to me.
00:49:16Subscribe.
00:49:17You're dead to me.
00:49:17I'm workers.
00:52:04Oh my god, this is crazy.
00:52:13I didn't write this.
00:52:14I didn't write this.
00:52:18I didn't write this.
00:52:23It was Beth.
00:52:29Heliotro purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:35She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:37Oh my god.
00:52:39Oh my god.
00:52:40I think it's on Saturday.
00:52:41I have to warn him.
00:52:44Come on, come on.
00:52:45Sure.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:49Come on.
00:52:50Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57Shit, he blocked me?
00:52:57I'm sorry.
00:53:24Beth?
00:53:25Oh, my God.
00:53:55Oh, my God.
00:54:25Oh, my God.
00:54:30She's insane.
00:54:32What are you doing here?
00:54:36Beth.
00:54:38You set me up.
00:54:41You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:44I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:48And I won.
00:54:51You stay away from me.
00:54:54You're insane.
00:54:58I'll scream.
00:55:00Nobody will hear you.
00:55:01I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:13I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:15I promise, Beth.
00:55:18Okay?
00:55:19You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:23He loves you.
00:55:27Why don't I just go away?
00:55:30I'll move.
00:55:31I'll quit my job.
00:55:32Just please.
00:55:35Beth.
00:55:37Don't hurt me.
00:55:39Okay?
00:55:39I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:44But you've got to go.
00:55:51I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:55But you've got to go.
00:55:56Come on!
00:55:58No!
00:55:59I can't...
00:56:02No!
00:56:04Oh, God!
00:56:05No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:26No!
00:56:26No!
00:56:26I don't know.
00:56:56Don't bother. That pipe's in there good.
00:57:15You're not going anywhere.
00:57:19You're crazy.
00:57:21You're never getting away with it.
00:57:23Oh, but I will.
00:57:24See, I'm getting married today
00:57:26and then we'll go on our honeymoon
00:57:29and when I get back
00:57:30you'll be dead.
00:57:33I hear starvation is a long
00:57:36and painful death.
00:57:41You bitch.
00:57:43You bitch!
00:57:45Oh, and by the way,
00:57:48you're fired!
00:57:49Toodles!
00:57:52Toodles!
00:57:52Oh, my God.
00:58:22Oh, my God.
00:58:52Oh, my God.
00:59:22Oh, my God.
00:59:29No, no, no. Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:44Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:45Come on.
00:59:46Come on.
00:59:48Come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:49Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:08Stop.
01:00:11Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:19What are you doing here?
01:00:24Keep going fast.
01:00:25What's going on, Beth?
01:00:27Security, take this woman away.
01:00:29She's clearly deranged.
01:00:31Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:32We are gathered here today.
01:00:33Let's go finish it.
01:00:34Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:42What?
01:00:43That's completely absurd.
01:00:47Is this true?
01:00:48Oh, she's crazy.
01:00:50Security!
01:00:52She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:00:59No, no, Asher, you love me.
01:01:00We're getting married today.
01:01:02Go, go, go!
01:01:05Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:07You're ruining everything!
01:01:08Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:15You're ruining everything!
01:01:17Beth, how could you?
01:01:19I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:21Get off me!
01:01:22I'll kill you.
01:01:29I won't kill you!
01:01:34Hey!
01:01:37No!
01:01:37No, no, no, no!
01:01:40I!
01:01:41I!
01:01:41That bottle did it!
01:01:42I'm going to be a little bit!
01:01:44You're laughing!
01:01:45You're going to be blind!
01:01:48Hey.
01:01:50You OK?
01:01:53Yeah, I think so.
01:01:55God.
01:01:55OK.
01:01:56Good.
01:01:57Good.
01:01:58Did someone grab a chair?
01:02:03You OK?
01:02:05Yeah, I think so.
01:02:07OK.
01:02:09Good.
01:02:09God, someone grab a chair
01:02:16Babe, hey wake up in maybe wake up. Hey, hey wake up wake up, baby
01:02:30And it's all over
01:02:32I'm so sorry for everything. I'm more sorry. You saved me. You're my hero
01:02:48Sure, I love you. I love you
01:02:58Let me help you
01:03:02Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you
01:03:18Will you marry me?
01:03:23Yes, yes, yes, yes
01:03:32They say that sex ruins everything
01:03:36But sometimes it makes everything better
01:03:39You
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