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Plongez dans Oscar (1967), une comédie française culte portée par le génial Louis de Funès 🤣🎬 Adapté de la célèbre pièce de théâtre de Claude Magnier, ce film nous entraîne dans une journée complètement folle où les malentendus, les valises échangées et les quiproquos s’enchaînent à toute allure ! 💼🚪😅  Louis de Funès incarne Bertrand Barnier, un riche industriel qui voit sa vie basculer en quelques heures : employés, filles, valises, secrets… tout devient incontrôlable ! 😂🔥 Avec son rythme effréné et ses dialogues explosifs, Oscar reste un chef-d’œuvre du comique français, drôle, intelligent et intemporel 🎭🇫🇷  #Oscar #LouisDeFunes #ComédieFrançaise #FilmCulte #CinémaClassique

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00:02:00Why is that?

00:02:19I would like to see Mr. Barnier

00:02:20Did you have an appointment?

00:02:21No, but I have something very important to tell him.

00:02:23Ah, it's only 8 a.m., sir isn't awake yet.

00:02:26What I have to tell him is very urgent

00:02:28Oh, okay, I'll go downstairs, but I'll never finish my cleaning.

00:02:30Yes, oh, there it is, the frive, oh, yes

00:02:37So

00:02:41The gentleman went to bed very late.

00:02:45And left instructions not to be disturbed before 11am

00:02:47The news I bring him is well worth interrupting his sleep for.

00:02:50But sir...

00:02:50I take responsibility, go wake up Mr. Barnier

00:02:52Tell him that Mr. Christian Marta is here and that I will see him immediately.

00:02:55Yes, sir.

00:02:55This is Mr. Christian Martin, sir

00:03:07This is Mr. Christian Martin, sir

00:03:20What are we talking about?

00:03:22Mr. Christian Martin

00:03:23What do you want?

00:03:24He has something very important to tell you, sir.

00:03:27Tell me, does Mr. Barnier usually eat breakfast?

00:03:46Yes, sir.

00:03:47In that case, you'll add another cup, right? We'll have it together.

00:03:49Oh no, no, no, no, no, no

00:03:50Yes, sir

00:03:51So, tell me

00:03:53Oh no, oh no

00:03:58Yes, sir

00:04:00How will you notify me?

00:04:02Do you have a doorbell?

00:04:03A doorbell

00:04:03Oh no, I don't have a doorbell.

00:04:06Along with the tray, I'll bring a small bell; all you'll have to do is ring it.

00:04:10So

00:04:10So, tell me

00:04:12There you go, Mr. Barnier

00:04:17What's happening, a catastrophe?

00:04:23Oh no, sir

00:04:24So why are you bothering me at 8 a.m. in my personal residence?

00:04:28For a major reason, sir

00:04:29But couldn't you have waited until this afternoon?

00:04:32No, sir

00:04:32No, but not reciting

00:04:34Okay, so go ahead, I'm listening.

00:04:39Mr. Barnier

00:04:42I know you are a kind-hearted man

00:04:44That you are a father to all the people who work for you

00:04:47When you know the reason

00:04:49Okay, so hurry up and let's get to the parties

00:04:52What's wrong?

00:04:55Oh well, everything's fine.

00:04:56Ah, sir

00:04:56So, what are you doing here?

00:04:59I came to ask you for a raise.

00:05:01Are you kidding me?

00:05:07Sir, I will not presume

00:05:09So you have the nerve to come and wake me up at my house at 8 a.m.

00:05:13To ask me for a raise

00:05:15When you get to which...

00:05:16I don't want to know

00:05:17My life depends on it, sir.

00:05:18I don't really care.

00:05:18But finally, you realize

00:05:19If all my employees came here to tell me their life

00:05:21You deserve to be thrown out right now.

00:05:23If you will allow me to explain the circumstances

00:05:25What motivated my essay...

00:05:26Listen, you'll explain all this to me at the office.

00:05:27So

00:05:28So, if I understand correctly, your answer is negative.

00:05:31Listen, old man!

00:05:33There's definitely something wrong with you this morning

00:05:37So, if I have one piece of advice to give you

00:05:39It's about you leaving immediately

00:05:41And prepare your apologies.

00:05:43For this arrabbi

00:05:44Breakfast

00:05:47Well, it's not a big deal.

00:05:49Why did you put the cup there?

00:06:00It was this gentleman who told me

00:06:02Who would have breakfast with you?

00:06:03But which gentleman?

00:06:05This gentleman

00:06:05I didn't think our interview would be so brief.

00:06:08If I had asked...

00:06:09Have you gone completely mad?

00:06:11Mr. Barnier, I am in love

00:06:12And what do you want me to do about it?

00:06:14She's an adorable young girl

00:06:15I have to propose marriage this very morning

00:06:16Okay, so listen, listen

00:06:17Your love stories don't interest me.

00:06:19Love stories are often linked to money stories

00:06:22So

00:06:22And would you do me the favor of going back there?

00:06:26Ah, I blame you

00:06:29Okay then!

00:06:32Well, it is absolutely impossible for me to aspire to the hand of this young girl

00:06:34If my financial situation does not allow me to maintain his lifestyle

00:06:37To which his parents were not accustomed

00:06:38Okay, that's fine...

00:06:42Listen, let's get this over with.

00:06:43How much do you currently earn?

00:06:473000 francs per month

00:06:48Plus social benefits

00:06:49And how much would you like to receive?

00:06:546000 francs per month

00:06:55Raise your arm, Mr. Barnier

00:06:57Before you give me a definitive answer

00:06:59I can give you a few minutes to think about it.

00:07:00I'm going to think everything through.

00:07:03Mr. Barnier, if you understand my reasoning

00:07:05I admit that the spontaneity of my request may surprise you.

00:07:11Mr. Barnier, I have entered your service

00:07:15Two years ago, I was a clerk, earning 500 francs per month.

00:07:20That's incredible.

00:07:21A little bit of sugar, please.

00:07:23THANKS

00:07:25Two

00:07:26THANKS

00:07:29In any case, if it's going to lead to asking me for 600,000 francs a month

00:07:34You're wasting your time and you're wasting mine.

00:07:36Thank you, sir.

00:07:37Your business, although already very successful, was far from having the importance it has today.

00:07:39It is now one of the strongest in Europe

00:07:41Has its turnover increased tenfold?

00:07:42Thanks to you, perhaps

00:07:44Partly?

00:07:45So you consider your presence here indispensable

00:07:48No one is indispensable, Mr. Barnier, but I will return to this subject.

00:07:51Because now, I would like to talk to you about love.

00:07:53To me?

00:07:55Oh, sir

00:07:55As I had the honor of announcing to you earlier, I am to propose marriage this very morning.

00:07:59Yes, well, then

00:07:59Therefore, it is not to the businessman that I take the liberty of addressing myself.

00:08:03But to the man of heart

00:08:04Finally, the man of heart, let's not exaggerate.

00:08:06Desire, sir, I know you

00:08:08Yes, but my good heart won't go so far as to give you 600,000 francs a month.

00:08:11Ah, life is difficult for a young couple.

00:08:13And that's what Mr. Muller was telling me just yesterday.

00:08:16Mr. Muller?

00:08:18How did you meet him?

00:08:20Ah, he was the one who insisted on seeing me.

00:08:22He was a little worried about the competition we were experiencing.

00:08:24That's it

00:08:25He asked me how much I earned per month

00:08:27He is a very controlling man.

00:08:29I am familiar with Muller's methods

00:08:31And that's what scared me.

00:08:32You can tell him from me that he's kidding himself.

00:08:34I would be saddened to see Mr. Barnier tremble before Mr. Muller.

00:08:36Barnier is something else entirely compared to Muller.

00:08:38There's no comparison.

00:08:39One day, I'll crush it like a common bedbug.

00:08:41But that day is not far off.

00:08:42Much better than you think

00:08:43To begin with, he'll know the look on his face when he finds out you gave me a raise.

00:08:47And so, I'm looking forward to it.

00:08:49I'm going to call right now

00:08:51Well, no, but why bother?

00:08:53To tell him that you gave me a raise

00:08:55No, no, but let's not get carried away.

00:08:57We'll think about all of this.

00:08:59Let's not get carried away.

00:09:00What is your fiancée like?

00:09:03Oh sir, he's a sweetheart

00:09:04No, but you don't have that

00:09:05His parents

00:09:07Oh, lovely people.

00:09:08No, I mean a good situation

00:09:10Very beautiful, sir.

00:09:10That's why I can't afford it with 300,000 francs a month

00:09:12To aspire to their daughter's hand

00:09:14Yes

00:09:15Okay, listen

00:09:17Uh, let's say

00:09:18You know

00:09:22550 and let's not talk about it anymore

00:09:24Oh thank you sir, I don't know what I was thinking.

00:09:26I had known

00:09:27Mr. Buller was ready to give me what I wanted

00:09:29But anyway, I prefer to stay at your place.

00:09:31Oh, I've changed a lot because of you.

00:09:33I can therefore count on an income of 558 francs per month.

00:09:35Hey, now that I've told you

00:09:37It's because of the marriage proposal, you understand.

00:09:38I don't remember you

00:09:39No, listen, listen

00:09:40You know, I'm a man of my word.

00:09:41So you can do it immediately

00:09:42THANKS

00:09:42Yes, well there you go, good luck!

00:09:44Thank you, sir.

00:09:44Mr. Barnier, I have the great honor of asking for the hand of Mademoiselle, your daughter

00:10:00Eh ?

00:10:01Yes sir, that's her.

00:10:02No ?

00:10:03If

00:10:04And allow me to offer Mrs. Barnier this expression of my profound gratitude

00:10:09Win this for me!

00:10:11Come on, it's not here

00:10:13Go there, not here

00:10:15Here, here

00:10:17If

00:10:21In my letter, do you go away?

00:10:25Yes sir

00:10:26How come you

00:10:31Fuck me when

00:10:33How did you come to know my daughter?

00:10:38Well, we met completely by chance.

00:10:41A year and a half ago, at Racing

00:10:42I didn't know it was her

00:10:44So when I found out, I didn't tell him it was me.

00:10:46How ?

00:10:47Oh no, I mean, I didn't dare tell him that I was just a lowly employee of his father

00:10:49At that time, I was only earning 1000 francs a month

00:10:51So it gave me complexes

00:10:53Well, I'll be!

00:10:55You're telling me!

00:10:56Listen, old man, you're very kind.

00:10:58But I confess that I envision a more glamorous marriage for my daughter.

00:11:01That is why, sir, I am applying today for the position of Commercial Director of Barney Enterprises

00:11:06So it's neither this title nor your 550,000 francs per month

00:11:10Which will allow you to maintain the lifestyle she has enjoyed until now

00:11:13I was told that you intended to give her a dowry of 40 million

00:11:16Who told you that?

00:11:19Herself?

00:11:21Firstly, that's absolutely false.

00:11:23Secondly, I find your mentality a bit peculiar.

00:11:26Wanting to marry my daughter in order to make a good deal

00:11:30I am not marrying your daughter for her fortune, but solely out of love for her.

00:11:33Even if she has a large dowry on top of everything else, that still can't be a reason for breaking up.

00:11:37Well, your reasoning is quite strange.

00:11:41And which this time displease me

00:11:43But then, very special, oh no!

00:11:46Mr. Barnier, to prove to you that I am not making this marriage a matter of self-interest

00:11:49I wish to assure you that I am giving my entire fortune to your daughter.

00:11:52Ha ha ha! That would do him a lot of good!

00:11:5564,723,000 francs

00:11:57What ?

00:11:59I say 64,723,000 francs or 647,230 francs, if you prefer.

00:12:05YOU ?

00:12:07Me !

00:12:09Did you inherit something?

00:12:11No, sir!

00:12:12So, where do you get all this money from?

00:12:14I stole it from you

00:12:15How ?

00:12:17I'm telling you, I stole it from you

00:12:19To me?

00:12:21Your turn?

00:12:24Oh, but that's not possible!

00:12:26Yes, yes, I assure you

00:12:27That's impossible!

00:12:29Keep your cool, Mr. Barnier, I'll explain.

00:12:32This is a joke!

00:12:34Mr. Barnier, I wouldn't dare joke with you!

00:12:37Sir asked me

00:12:38I will immediately bring Mr. Barnier some aspirin to hide.

00:12:40Sir, are you feeling unwell?

00:12:41No, not very good, hurry up!

00:12:42But who could have believed one thing, Plague?

00:12:45Nobody, obviously

00:12:46I suspected that would be a surprise to you.

00:12:48But you say, you've come to surrender yourself?

00:12:51A prisoner, me, why?

00:12:53Okay, I'm calling the police!

00:12:55The police? For what purpose?

00:12:56For what purpose? For the purpose of getting you arrested, Barnier!

00:13:00Finally, everything you're telling me is true, because I can't become a hero.

00:13:04Take some aspirin, Mr. Barnier

00:13:08Leave me alone with your aspirin, eh?

00:13:10I would not want to attend

00:13:11Are you going to keep making fun of me for much longer?

00:13:14Are you ready to bring that up again in a moment?

00:13:18I still have a few small things to announce to Mr. Barnier

00:13:2064,723,000 francs

00:13:25What are you doing?

00:13:26I'm calling the police!

00:13:27Think about it, Mr. Barnier, I have no intention of sticking to it.

00:13:31On the contrary, I came to see you to find out if an amicable arrangement wouldn't be better for you.

00:13:35For me, an amicable agreement with a thief is preferable!

00:13:38Don't forget that the Barnier company declared a profit of 31,228,000 francs for the previous financial year.

00:13:43And you know as well as I do that I managed to hide 47 million and change from the tax authorities, who never heard of it.

00:13:49How will you explain stealing 64,723,000 francs when there isn't a single penny missing from your coffers?

00:13:56Not a penny is missing from my coffers!

00:13:58No, and that's the problem!

00:14:00Your financial situation is more than favorable!

00:14:03Everyone will want to poke their nose into your accounting; the police and the auditor will ask you questions, so go ahead and answer them!

00:14:11How could you have stolen 64,723,000 francs from me if you didn't take it from the till?

00:14:16Ah, I played with the door handles!

00:14:18What are you playing at with me over there?

00:14:20The bell, sir!

00:14:21Yes, the bell!

00:14:23Yes, well, where was I?

00:14:27Who? You were telling me that...

00:14:28What were you telling me?

00:14:30Ah, I don't know anymore!

00:14:31Well, it's still fantastic!

00:14:33Ah, yes, there it is, yes, I'm here!

00:14:34Then, I played with the door handles!

00:14:35Ah, that's it!

00:14:36You can't imagine the number of door handles a large city can contain?

00:14:40No.

00:14:40Look, in our last city, there were 64,723,000 door handles.

00:14:44Yes, then?

00:14:45So, after a thorough study of the manufacturing problems,

00:14:48I had obtained from your suppliers a reduction of 1 franc on the cost price of each door handle.

00:14:52And then what?

00:14:53A typo in the contract proposal,

00:14:55and I realized that I had not managed to reduce their cost price by 1 franc, but by 2.

00:15:00So, I wanted to talk to you about it, but that day you were out hunting.

00:15:02And I myself had an appointment at 6:30 at the Glacière metro station.

00:15:05What were you going to do there?

00:15:06Your daughter was waiting for me there.

00:15:08Hmm, so?

00:15:09I suddenly realized that this 1 franc mistake could save our happiness.

00:15:12If I succeeded, she concealed it through accounting entries.

00:15:15And it increased what we commonly call the "no-bills" phenomenon.

00:15:19Shh, shh, shh.

00:15:20The telephone.

00:15:23This explains the figure of 64,723,000 francs that I mentioned earlier.

00:15:29And that you put in your pocket.

00:15:31My pocket wouldn't have been big enough.

00:15:33I'll spare you the need to be witty, okay?

00:15:35In any case, it might be a question of theft, since I acted out of love for your daughter.

00:15:38to whom I will return the entire sum if she becomes my wife.

00:15:44With the 40 million dowry you intend to give him,

00:15:46Here is a young couple starting out in life with a small fortune of 100 million.

00:15:50And since parents' biggest concern is generally for their children's future,

00:15:53You no longer need to worry about this at all.

00:15:55There is a certain logic in everything you are telling me, but still.

00:16:02Is my daughter aware of your actions?

00:16:04Of course not, sir.

00:16:06My humble circumstances, I made him believe I was a director.

00:16:10You know I'm a shy boy?

00:16:12No, I didn't know that.

00:16:13Does she love you?

00:16:26I believe it, sir.

00:16:28I can even say that I'm sure of it.

00:16:31She gave me proof.

00:16:38What evidence is there?

00:16:40But what are you still doing with that little bell?

00:16:44You ask what proof your daughter gave me, I'll get the aspirin.

00:16:47Oh well, it's a habit of yours to want to make me take aspirin.

00:16:50Mr. Barnier, I hate secrecy.

00:16:53Yes, you've proven that.

00:16:54So there you have it, this is something we can talk about amongst ourselves.

00:16:56Yes.

00:16:59I am your daughter's lover.

00:17:01What ?

00:17:02The gentleman called me.

00:17:04Get out of here, you.

00:17:05Ah, very well, sir.

00:17:06No, not you, him.

00:17:07Me.

00:17:07Or rather, no.

00:17:08You stay, you go out.

00:17:10I apologize, sir, but I didn't quite understand.

00:17:15Which of us should leave and which of us should stay?

00:17:17Go and think about that in the kitchen, you.

00:17:19Yes, sir.

00:17:22SO ?

00:17:24So, there you have it.

00:17:25My daughter has a lover.

00:17:27So, what about that?

00:17:29And for how long?

00:17:33For almost a year and a half now.

00:17:35You didn't waste any time, did you?

00:17:37Why are you telling me this?

00:17:38Well, you're telling me you've known my daughter for a year and a half.

00:17:40Now you tell me that you've been her lover for a year and a half, so I'll tell you, you haven't wasted any time.

00:17:44No, actually, we have known each other for one year, six months and four days, but I have been her lover for one year, five months and twenty-two days.

00:17:51Finally, it was a Sunday, and it was raining.

00:17:53That explains everything.

00:17:54But in the end, I maintain that you did not waste any time.

00:17:57Say, I hope you've decided to get married right away.

00:18:01No, we immediately decided to marry you, which is not quite the same thing.

00:18:04I don't know if you grasp the nuance.

00:18:05Oh, yes, right?

00:18:07If.

00:18:08Can I appeal?

00:18:10Finally, why did she never tell me about it?

00:18:12Because she's afraid of you.

00:18:14But come and see what I have to say.

00:18:15Well, first piece of news, she's going to have to explain herself, and right away.

00:18:20Sir, don't do that.

00:18:21Your daughter, he will not have my visit and she made me walk around telling you nothing before she had informed you.

00:18:24Finally, listen, we still need to get to the bottom of this.

00:18:26I thought that you might be able to gain her trust, so that she would be the one to confide in you.

00:18:30I even thought you might be able to do it right away.

00:18:33So, won't you, I'll go for a little walk, then I'll come back in a quarter of an hour to kiss Madame Barnier.

00:18:38But why do you want to kiss my wife?

00:18:40Well, it's only natural that I kiss my mother-in-law.

00:18:42Well, we'll see about that later. I need to talk to my daughter first.

00:18:45Thank you, sir. Mr. Barnier?

00:18:46Yes.

00:18:47Allow me to call you Bertrand.

00:18:49Ah no, ah no, ah no, ah no.

00:18:52Do you have a new disaster to tell me about?

00:18:54No, sir, this time it's for me. All this has given me one of my migraines.

00:19:00Well, I'm leaving you now. Goodbye, Bertrand.

00:19:05Tell me, does he call you Bertrand?

00:19:07Speak to him gently.

00:19:11See you later, Bertrand.

00:19:18Colette!

00:19:19Yes, Dad.

00:19:27What's wrong, my big duck?

00:19:29Colette, I've already asked you not to call me by animal names, there you go.

00:19:33But why? That's nice, the big duck.

00:19:35You don't call your father that.

00:19:36Oh, but you're old people, Dad.

00:19:39And you, you might be a little too modern, if I judge by what I've just learned.

00:19:45Did you just learn something, Dad?

00:19:46Yes, I know everything, believe it or not.

00:19:48But everything, Dad?

00:19:49Not the innocent one, huh.

00:19:50That's exactly what I mean, and you'd do much better to give me some explanations.

00:19:54What is it about?

00:19:55About your lover!

00:19:58About your mom!

00:20:02As for your lover, come on, forgive him!

00:20:05Ah!

00:20:05You carried me!

00:20:06You carried me!

00:20:07You carried me!

00:20:07Your bloody grigon!

00:20:09He came to ask for my hand in marriage!

00:20:11He came to ask for your hand in marriage?

00:20:14He'll be out in a moment!

00:20:16Oh !

00:20:17You carried me!

00:20:18But this time, I'm really crying, Dad.

00:20:21I hadn't heard from him for 15 days.

00:20:23I thought he had abandoned me.

00:20:24But that would be the last straw, abandoning you.

00:20:26I'd like to see that, for example.

00:20:27My mom was actually planning to talk to you about it.

00:20:31Because your mother knows?

00:20:33Yes.

00:20:33So I will always be the last to be informed of everything that happens in this house.

00:20:38So, you're okay with that?

00:20:39What? What do I want?

00:20:41That I become his wife.

00:20:43Well, listen, my little girl, we're not there yet.

00:20:45Until proven otherwise, you are not yet married.

00:20:48And if you continue to make so much noise, I'll put you in a religious institution.

00:20:54Until you reach the age of majority.

00:20:57And where is that?

00:20:59In Auvergne.

00:21:00My father doesn't want me to get married.

00:21:18But I'm fed up with living here.

00:21:20I want to live free.

00:21:21Quite simply, I'm wasting my youth.

00:21:23I just read a story about a young girl who pretended to be her parents

00:21:27that she was expecting a child in order to force them to give their consent.

00:21:30But if I tell that to my father, he'll have a heart attack.

00:21:32Yes, but once the attack has passed, he will have no choice but to accept.

00:21:35At that point, it will be too late, you will already be married.

00:21:38I would never dare.

00:21:39So, is it still going on?

00:21:58Dad, I need to talk to you.

00:21:59We'll see about that later.

00:22:01Okay, that's settled, I'm listening.

00:22:03My dear dad, there's something that's going to shock you.

00:22:05I've been falling asleep since this morning.

00:22:08Dad, we'll call him Blaise.

00:22:13Who?

00:22:14Her child.

00:22:15Whose child?

00:22:17Ours.

00:22:19Yours.

00:22:20Our little child, what else!

00:22:23You understand, don't you?

00:22:25No, no.

00:22:27I can't do it.

00:22:29Oh no, that's not possible.

00:22:33I didn't understand.

00:22:34Yes, that's too much in the morning.

00:22:38Tell me it's not true.

00:22:41You're not going to call him Blaise.

00:22:51Did the gentleman call me?

00:22:52Yes, bring me three packets of aspirin right away.

00:22:55They are already prepared, sir.

00:22:56Ah, thank you.

00:23:00Blaise.

00:23:01So, you're okay with that, Grosse-Marie?

00:23:03But I have no choice, you little hussy.

00:23:05Oh, thank you, my dear daddy.

00:23:08I'm going to tell Mom the good news.

00:23:11The doorbell rang.

00:23:15The doorbell rang.

00:23:16One second, I'm going.

00:23:18Oh, sorry.

00:23:22Mr. Barnier, please.

00:23:24Sir, there is a young girl who is asking to see him.

00:23:30I don't have time to see any young girls at the moment.

00:23:32Oh okay, I'll tell him.

00:23:34She's no longer here.

00:23:34No, she's here.

00:23:35Ah yes, she was there earlier.

00:23:36Oh no, she's here.

00:23:38Miss ?

00:23:39Are you alright, Mr. Barnier?

00:23:40As far as New Andre, yes.

00:23:42There you go, sir.

00:23:43I am in a desperate situation.

00:23:45Well, listen then, miss, me too, if that can console you.

00:23:48I like a boy named Christian Martin.

00:23:51Well, obviously, that's much more of a problem.

00:23:53Why do you say that?

00:23:54Because he just proposed to my daughter.

00:23:57Oh, sir, that's awful.

00:23:58I understand your embarrassment, my poor little one, but after all, you're young and...

00:24:01Sir, I have a confession to make.

00:24:03I lied to Christian, I made him believe that I was your daughter.

00:24:06It's not a big deal.

00:24:07But he believes you are my father.

00:24:09Well, obviously, if you told him you were my daughter, well, listen.

00:24:12But come on, sir, you don't understand.

00:24:14Oh no.

00:24:16Yes, yes, I understand.

00:24:17This marriage proposal that he came to make to you.

00:24:19That's it, I understand.

00:24:20It was for me.

00:24:21What a morning.

00:24:23And my daughter is expecting a child.

00:24:26But go ahead.

00:24:28But go ahead.

00:24:30I beg you not to tell Christian the truth right away.

00:24:32And to give me time to do it myself.

00:24:34I'm doing that.

00:24:36Stand there.

00:24:37But why did you choose me as your father?

00:24:40I have no fortune, sir.

00:24:42My mother works to live.

00:24:44Christian has a very good job.

00:24:45Yes, I know that.

00:24:46So, when he asked me my last name, I said my name is Bouillotte.

00:24:49Oh yes, first of all.

00:24:49An advertisement for the large Barnier housing complexes caught my eye.

00:24:53So I told him, my name is Barnier.

00:24:54Jacqueline Barnier.

00:24:56And when later he asked me if I was the entrepreneur's daughter, I told him yes.

00:24:59And what did he reply?

00:25:01Oh, that's funny.

00:25:02You are irresistible, indeed.

00:25:03Oh, sir, I wouldn't want him to learn the truth from anyone other than me.

00:25:07But even more so because if he knew that you were not my daughter, I would definitely lose my 60 million.

00:25:11Christian, what do you mean?

00:25:15Listen, miss, I am willing to agree not to tell Christian anything, but on one condition.

00:25:20You're not leaving here until I've had time to settle a small matter with him.

00:25:25I'd be happy to.

00:25:26And I'm even going to ask you to go hide there and not come out until I come looking for you.

00:25:32And you won't say anything to him?

00:25:33If you don't move, I promise you.

00:25:34Thank you, sir.

00:25:35See you later.

00:25:38And now I'd really like to know which pig of a pig got my daughter pregnant.

00:25:46Germaine! Germaine!

00:25:49Who's calling me?

00:25:51It's me, your husband, Bertrand.

00:25:52Ah yes, very good.

00:25:54Germaine, I'm looking forward to speaking.

00:25:55Yes.

00:25:58Your daughter has a lover.

00:25:59Me too.

00:25:59What ?

00:26:00I also say I'm eager to speak.

00:26:02Okay, go ahead then, I'm listening.

00:26:04Your daughter has a lover.

00:26:06I'm the one who came to tell you.

00:26:07Yes, but I knew that before you told me.

00:26:09Very good.

00:26:10You probably also know that she's expecting a child.

00:26:13Of course.

00:26:15Ah, well, that's his own.

00:26:16This is the fate of all women.

00:26:18Well done, you have broad ideas.

00:26:21Hey !

00:26:22Hey, no, don't hide it, I'm emulating you.

00:26:25Hey !

00:26:26Come on, get out!

00:26:27Let's go !

00:26:29Nice try, who is it?

00:26:31Who is it ?

00:26:33You know it as well as I do, since he came to tell you.

00:26:35I asked for your hand in marriage.

00:26:36Yes, yes, no, but I want to hear you pronounce his name.

00:26:40For my music, for music, finally.

00:26:42Who is it ?

00:26:42It's Oscar.

00:26:45Oscar.

00:26:50Who is this Oscar?

00:26:51Come on, Bertrand, you're losing your memory.

00:26:54Oscar is your driver.

00:26:56You're expecting a child with my driver.

00:26:59Perhaps you would have preferred your daughter to have several lovers.

00:27:02But what have I done to deserve such a cruel fate?

00:27:07I don't see why it's such a great misfortune to marry our daughter to an honest boy.

00:27:12Invite him to lunch right away.

00:27:13But how do you expect me to invite him to lunch?

00:27:15I kicked him out two weeks ago.

00:27:21But Mom!

00:27:23Come now, my little girl, don't worry.

00:27:27Your dad will fix it.

00:27:28My daughter, dishonored by my driver.

00:27:31Personally, I prefer that my daughter succumbed to the charm of a handsome chauffeur.

00:27:33rather than letting herself be approached by your ridiculous baron of plunder

00:27:37who wanted her to marry him and who is covered in pimples.

00:27:39Mom !

00:27:40My darling, go cry in your room.

00:27:43And close the window because of the neighbors.

00:27:47Madame Barnier, allow me to call you mother.

00:27:54Why does this young man want to call me mom?

00:27:56Huh? What are you saying?

00:27:58Why does this young man want to call me mom?

00:27:59I'm going to call myself Mom.

00:28:02Mrs. Barnier is unaware of this?

00:28:03Aware of what exactly?

00:28:04Then, what about in the evening?

00:28:05Ah, about my request?

00:28:07No.

00:28:08What is this about, Bertrand?

00:28:09But what is this all about, Bertrand?

00:28:11Ah, when Mr. Barnier didn't tell you that I had just had the honor

00:28:14Ask him to ask for your daughter's hand in marriage?

00:28:15Colette?

00:28:16No !

00:28:16No, the other one.

00:28:17Which other one?

00:28:18The other one, the younger one.

00:28:19The youngest?

00:28:20The youngest, the youngest.

00:28:21You're going crazy, Bertrand.

00:28:22Germaine, I'm going to ask you to go back to your room.

00:28:24And I absolutely must have a meeting with this young man.

00:28:27You're right, I'll leave you.

00:28:28You both don't seem quite yourself this morning.

00:28:30So.

00:28:34I didn't know you had two daughters?

00:28:36Me neither.

00:28:36How ?

00:28:37No, I mean, it's my wife who doesn't know what she's saying anymore.

00:28:40It's probably his emotions, we say no.

00:28:41Okay, listen, if you don't mind, let's get back to serious matters.

00:28:45In my office, there it is.

00:28:46I don't want to discuss how you got rich any longer.

00:28:50But in case, for some reason, you were to change your life,

00:28:53I would like a guarantee on the commitment you made to me.

00:28:57to return this sum of money to my daughter.

00:28:59Sir, do you doubt my word?

00:29:01No, not at all, sailor.

00:29:02However, if right now, for example, you were to write me a check,

00:29:05Well, I'd have a much easier time convincing my wife.

00:29:09who doesn't seem very keen on this marriage.

00:29:13Mr. Barnier, you can be sure that I didn't put that money in the bank.

00:29:16Where is he?

00:29:17I converted it into jewelry.

00:29:19As jewelry? But where is it?

00:29:20In a suitcase.

00:29:22Better, of course.

00:29:23A suitcase.

00:29:24An idea just came to me.

00:29:49Oh, that's not possible.

00:29:50Hey, hey, hey, sit down, sit down.

00:29:52We're going to surprise Colette.

00:29:56Hey, hey, I owe it to you.

00:29:57Ah, Jacqueline, to the younger sister, to the younger sister.

00:29:59You're going to get her jewelry, okay.

00:30:02And you will give them to her as an engagement gift.

00:30:06That way, his mother won't be able to refuse you anything anymore.

00:30:08Do you believe that?

00:30:09I'll tell you when you get back.

00:30:10No, I'm flying there.

00:30:11Wait, but Christian.

00:30:12Oh, no, no, but Christian.

00:30:14Yes ?

00:30:15I wanted to ask you, do you have any news about Oscar?

00:30:17Since he left here?

00:30:18Your driver?

00:30:20Well, finally, my old driver.

00:30:21What? You don't know what happened?

00:30:23What am I saying to what?

00:30:24He has just suffered a great heartbreak.

00:30:26That's not possible.

00:30:26Ah yes, he wouldn't tell me the girl's name.

00:30:28But apparently she was charming.

00:30:29The father is the last of the savages.

00:30:31Oh, really? You think so?

00:30:32Yes.

00:30:33The poor boy.

00:30:35Don't tell me he committed suicide!

00:30:36Oh, it's exactly the same.

00:30:37Ah?

00:30:37He left with a polar expedition.

00:30:40Oh, that's a tribute.

00:30:41Yes.

00:30:41He has six years to serve.

00:30:43Oh !

00:30:44Finally.

00:30:45Alright, see you later, Mr. Barnier.

00:30:47Oh, I...

00:30:49I need to speak to the gentleman.

00:30:53Listen, this really isn't the right time.

00:30:54Because it's very urgent.

00:30:55Oh !

00:30:56Okay then, come this way.

00:31:02Okay, then, go ahead, I'm listening.

00:31:03It was to warn Mr.

00:31:05that I could not remain in his service any longer.

00:31:07Well, that's all we needed now.

00:31:09And why are you leaving?

00:31:11I'm getting married, sir.

00:31:13Well, at least you're lucky.

00:31:15And with whom?

00:31:16Ah, sir knows him very well.

00:31:17Ah good ?

00:31:18He is often born here.

00:31:19Hold.

00:31:20And who is it?

00:31:21Honored by the forage.

00:31:24That's impossible!

00:31:25Oh, oh, oh, oh!

00:31:27The pimply one!

00:31:29I would like to point out to the gentleman that he no longer has a button.

00:31:31Ah?

00:31:32And how do you explain that?

00:31:34If the gentleman doesn't understand.

00:31:37No, I don't see it.

00:31:41Bernadette!

00:31:42You will do me the favor of leaving this house without further delay.

00:31:45I don't really like that kind of joke.

00:31:48Go and pack your suitcase immediately.

00:31:50I don't want to see myself here again.

00:31:51Yes, sir.

00:31:54Germaine!

00:31:55What is this ?

00:31:56Do you know the news?

00:31:58No.

00:31:59Honoré de la butinière no longer has a button.

00:32:02What do you want me to do about it?

00:32:04Do you know why?

00:32:07No.

00:32:08Ask the right one.

00:32:10Bertrand, every time I see you, I always wonder if you are in your normal state.

00:32:14In any case, I just sent that one back.

00:32:16That's clever.

00:32:17No, no, thank you.

00:32:18Then there is something even more serious.

00:32:20What ?

00:32:20Oscar.

00:32:21Yes.

00:32:22Oscar has left.

00:32:23Where?

00:32:23He signed a commitment for the geo-article expedition to Antarctica.

00:32:26Finally, he has six years left.

00:32:28Do you see where your extravagances are leading us?

00:32:30And in five minutes, it will be my fault.

00:32:31Well, of course it's your fault. Find her another husband.

00:32:34And in the state she's in, what do you expect me to do?

00:32:36But actually, you did tell me that a young man came to ask Colette to marry you.

00:32:43Yes.

00:32:43Who is it ?

00:32:44Well, that's Martin.

00:32:45Yours?

00:32:45That's it.

00:32:46Well, then everything's working out.

00:32:47No, because he's already engaged.

00:32:49We should try to find out if he is engaged or if he has asked for your daughter's hand in marriage.

00:32:53He didn't know it was her.

00:32:55Bertrand, explain yourself clearly and intelligibly.

00:32:58There are some things that cannot be explained.

00:33:00So.

00:33:01And what is the name of that young man who was there earlier?

00:33:06Martin?

00:33:07Him too?

00:33:08But it's the same one, come on.

00:33:10Ah, I understand why he called me mom, everything is becoming clear in my mind.

00:33:15But you're very lucky.

00:33:16You don't need to worry about that suitcase.

00:33:31You are not here to deal with the suitcases.

00:33:32There it is, come on!

00:33:33It's a pleasure to see myself again, my little Christian.

00:33:36Ah yes, yes.

00:33:36Are the jewels here?

00:33:38Yes.

00:33:39No.

00:33:40Okay, let's go to an organic store.

00:33:43Ah, let's close it.

00:33:56That's safer.

00:33:58My little Christian, we'll call him Blaise.

00:34:02Who?

00:34:04Our child.

00:34:06Which child?

00:34:08Your little child, that is.

00:34:09But you don't understand.

00:34:11No !

00:34:14If !

00:34:14It's true !

00:34:15But why didn't Jacqueline tell me about it?

00:34:17It's very recent, she confessed it to me this morning.

00:34:19Ah, Mr. Barnier, I am the happiest of men.

00:34:21Allow me to kiss you.

00:34:22Ouch!

00:34:22Oh dear!

00:34:23Oh dear!

00:34:24Oh dear!

00:34:25Oh dear!

00:34:25However, there's one small thing that bothers me about this whole story.

00:34:29Before which one?

00:34:31It's quite delicate, I don't know how to explain it to you.

00:34:34By talking, I'll draw you in.

00:34:35Well, there you have it.

00:34:37Before you can get married, there is a minimum waiting period.

00:34:40essential.

00:34:41Yes.

00:34:43No one is immune to accidents.

00:34:44Going out here, you could very well get run over.

00:34:46Yes, you too.

00:34:48For me, it was eternal to be...

00:34:49But I lost a cousin like that.

00:34:51She was...

00:34:52Well, what would become of my daughter if something like that ever happened to you?

00:34:59What would become of my grandson, my little baby?

00:35:02He couldn't even be called Martin.

00:35:05Oh no, well, I wonder, I wonder what we could do.

00:35:09Well, it's very simple.

00:35:10I'm going to the notary's office.

00:35:11Oh no, we're not going to bother a notary for something so trivial.

00:35:13Listen, you would just give me a simple little piece of paper,

00:35:17Well, I'm sure that would be enough.

00:35:19Finally, if ever, if anything were to happen to you.

00:35:22Agreed, I will write it up for you.

00:35:24Oh, if we did this little paper right away,

00:35:26We wouldn't think about it anymore.

00:35:28Ah, here you have something to write with.

00:35:32And why are you making that face?

00:35:34Because you don't give me the impression of having complete confidence in me.

00:35:38From me?

00:35:39Yes.

00:35:40These papers, these jewels.

00:35:43What makes me think that you will return this money to me once I have married your daughter?

00:35:46So, listen, if that's all that bothers you, I'm also ready to sign a commitment to you.

00:35:51Here, come this way.

00:35:52Come on, that nice armchair over there.

00:35:53It's good.

00:35:54We'll put that over there.

00:35:56No, that way.

00:35:57No, that's better.

00:35:58Good.

00:35:59So, wait for this.

00:36:01Yes.

00:36:01So.

00:36:02And there you have it.

00:36:03And you write.

00:36:04So.

00:36:05And we write together.

00:36:07Yes.

00:36:07Oh.

00:36:10Wait.

00:36:14So.

00:36:16So.

00:36:19So, you write.

00:36:20I signed.

00:36:21So.

00:36:24Christian Barnier acknowledges being the father of 64 million 4-year-old Miss Barnier.

00:36:36And you sign.

00:36:37So.

00:36:38And you sign too.

00:36:40Yes, but you're the one who signs.

00:36:44So.

00:36:45So.

00:36:47So, I am signed Barnier-Bertrand, 64 million 738 years, 4 years, 4 years, 4 years, 4 years, 4 years.

00:36:52It went through though, that's all.

00:36:53So, you give me yours.

00:36:54Yes.

00:36:55You give me yours.

00:36:56Ah, I don't want to.

00:36:56Yeah.

00:36:57So, that's better.

00:37:00Come on.

00:37:02United.

00:37:03United.

00:37:05And now, we're going to move on to much more fun things.

00:37:08Oh yes.

00:37:09We're going to surprise him.

00:37:11To my daughter.

00:37:11Come on.

00:37:12My little Christian.

00:37:13My little Christian.

00:37:14You will wait for me here.

00:37:16And in the meantime, I'll go talk to my daughter.

00:37:18You didn't tell him anything?

00:37:19No not yet.

00:37:20But you'll see the look on her face when she hears the news.

00:37:24We're going to make a real effort.

00:37:25Come on.

00:37:25Ah, miss, Christian has just arrived.

00:37:34Tell him the truth yourself.

00:37:36And when things are a little clearer, please thank him for me for having

00:37:40I brought my suitcase.

00:37:42Which suitcase?

00:37:42Don't worry, he'll understand.

00:37:44I'll go get it.

00:37:54Christian.

00:37:58Christian.

00:37:59You might stop loving me.

00:38:01It's impossible for me to stop loving you.

00:38:04So, I'll be able to tell you the truth.

00:38:06Ah, I also have a confession to make.

00:38:07No, no, me first.

00:38:08No, me, me.

00:38:09My confession will surprise you much more.

00:38:10Oh no, I don't think so.

00:38:12No.

00:38:12Well, there you go.

00:38:16Well, there you have it, I've been working for your father for two years.

00:38:19And I am not his daughter.

00:38:25But, Christian, don't you understand?

00:38:27Mr. Barnier is not my father.

00:38:28But for me, it doesn't change anything, my love.

00:38:31And he knows you're not his daughter.

00:38:32Well, obviously.

00:38:34Ah, that's wonderful.

00:38:36And what does he say about it?

00:38:37He told me to thank you for returning his suitcase.

00:38:39No, but come on, come on.

00:38:45What exactly did he tell you?

00:38:46There you go, Christian.

00:38:48When we met

00:38:49And you told me you had a very good job...

00:38:51Yes.

00:38:51I didn't dare tell you that I was just a little typist.

00:38:55When you asked me my last name...

00:38:56So, you're not Barnier's daughter?

00:39:24That's what I've been trying so hard to explain to you.

00:39:25Does he intend to keep the suitcase?

00:39:27Probably.

00:39:27But it's abominable.

00:39:28You've just been tricked.

00:39:29You've just been tricked.

00:39:31That's all the love you have for me.

00:39:35Jacqueline!

00:39:36Jacqueline!

00:39:38Jacqueline!

00:39:40Jacqueline!

00:39:44Jacqueline!

00:39:45Jacqueline!

00:39:46Don't bother looking, they're right here!

00:40:04You see what you've done.

00:40:07You're happy, aren't you?

00:40:07I am not unhappy.

00:40:08Thank you.

00:40:09You did know, right, that Jacqueline wasn't your daughter?

00:40:13Mr. Martin, you have some silly questions.

00:40:16Well done, you're very good.

00:40:18Not as strong as you.

00:40:19No, of course not, but still.

00:40:21Mr. Martin, you know that I am a man of my word.

00:40:24You asked me to give the jewelry to my daughter.

00:40:26I will do it if you also keep your promise.

00:40:30Which ?

00:40:31That of marrying my daughter.

00:40:32The real one?

00:40:33Of course.

00:40:33And why do you want me to marry her?

00:40:35Finally, you did ask for her hand in marriage.

00:40:37But I didn't know it was her.

00:40:38You shouldn't have made a mistake.

00:40:40Together, you make a bundle; the girl gets the suitcase.

00:40:42There's even something extra as an incentive.

00:40:47Thank you, you can keep everything.

00:40:49You forget, my son, that you signed a little piece of paper for me.

00:40:52So what?

00:40:53So, you are the father of my daughter's child.

00:40:55What, your daughter is expecting a child?

00:40:57These things happen.

00:40:59And why doesn't she marry her real father?

00:41:01He has disappeared.

00:41:03And you would want it to be me?

00:41:05Yes !

00:41:06But you are a scoundrel, Mr. Barnier.

00:41:09Yes, and that's why I thought we might get along.

00:41:13But you're doing it, I haven't introduced you.

00:41:14Oh, Colette!

00:41:16I'll take it!

00:41:17Did you call me, Dad?

00:41:19Look at her.

00:41:21Hmm, hmm, the charming one.

00:41:25Colette, I would like to introduce you to Mr. Christian Martin, your future husband.

00:41:29Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

00:41:30See if that makes you happy, you don't.

00:41:32Hmm, you've explained the whole situation.

00:41:33Ah, Mr. Martin?

00:41:34Absolutely all of them.

00:41:35And he was very understanding.

00:41:37He may not be as handsome as Oscar, but he's better than nothing.

00:41:40Germaine, every time you open your mouth, it's to say something stupid.

00:41:43No, but excuse me.

00:41:43Excuse me, is Oscar responsible?

00:41:45I say that the one truly responsible is my husband.

00:41:47Oh, Germaine!

00:41:48There !

00:41:49No, let's leave these children to their own devices.

00:41:52Let's give them time to get to know each other.

00:41:55Go and breathe some fresh air in the park.

00:41:56Look at the pretty park.

00:41:59Alright, see you later, my little Christian.

00:42:00Come on.

00:42:01Hmm, hmm, hmm, hmm.

00:42:04Listen, Bertrand.

00:42:05Germaine, if you utter one more word, just one, only one, I'll leave you to fend for yourself and your daughter will get married.

00:42:10But who is the right one?

00:42:11So, you're expecting a child with Oscar.

00:42:13Oscar, will you find it normal for me to become the father?

00:42:19Well, fine, the situation I find myself in forces me to give in to this blackmail.

00:42:25But I warn you, we won't have many opportunities to see each other.

00:42:27Oh, great!

00:42:29Because if I get married, it's so I can finally do everything I want, to be a free woman.

00:42:33If I understand correctly, you want to get married no matter who.

00:42:36I would prefer a handsome boy.

00:42:38Ah, in that case, I'm not suitable at all.

00:42:40Oh, why? You're not that bad-looking?

00:42:43Well, I understand, there's nothing more to be done, I'm stuck.

00:42:45Miss, go to the town hall.

00:42:55Ah, well, that's funny then.

00:42:57I was about to ring the bell, but the door opened first.

00:43:00Sir ?

00:43:01Philippe Dubois.

00:43:02Pardon ?

00:43:03I am Mr. Barnier's masseur.

00:43:04Ah, Christian Martin.

00:43:05Sir !

00:43:06Tell me, I ask you, excuse me, you wouldn't happen to be a champion of something, would you?

00:43:18Oh, three times Apollo, in the competition for the Most Beautiful Letterhead in France.

00:43:22Oh, well, all women must fall in love with you.

00:43:24Well, I hope you're not married.

00:43:26Oh, no?

00:43:26Ah, that's good.

00:43:28It was a pleasure to meet you.

00:43:29What's wrong? Did you fall?

00:43:33Yes, I came across something that will surely interest you.

00:43:38What do you think?

00:43:39He's Dad's masseur.

00:43:41Yes, well, come on, come on.

00:43:49If I were a woman, and if I had to choose between him and me, I wouldn't hesitate for a second.

00:43:55Oh, yes, it's not bad.

00:43:56And then, it was a failure for some people.

00:43:58Oh, yes.

00:43:59In that case, why don't you marry her sooner than me?

00:44:02But I was never asked for my opinion.

00:44:04Come and see.

00:44:10Ah, Mademoiselle Colette.

00:44:15Don't worry, we're not here.

00:44:18If you are here.

00:44:19Don't worry, we're not here.

00:44:21Ah good ?

00:44:26Well, if they're here.

00:44:34We need to seize this opportunity, so is that clear?

00:44:36Oh, yes.

00:44:39I will inform your father.

00:44:41Charles!

00:44:42Sir ?

00:44:43Charles, Mr. Barnier.

00:44:48So, have you reached an agreement?

00:44:50Mr. Barnier, I have just discovered the depths of your daughter's heart.

00:44:52Well done, congratulations!

00:44:54Colette, do you mind if I call her Colette?

00:44:56But now, everything is permitted to you, my son.

00:44:58And madly in love.

00:45:00Well, that's perfect.

00:45:01From your masseur.

00:45:03What ?

00:45:04Philippe.

00:45:04Philippe Dubois.

00:45:05That complete idiot.

00:45:06Since Colette was obliged to get married for reasons of diligence, she much preferred to marry Mr. Cretin.

00:45:10Oh, Mr. Dubois.

00:45:14Police !

00:45:14Not polluted!

00:45:15Colette!

00:45:18Hey you, hey you, is what he just told me about the masseur true?

00:45:22He is up there.

00:45:23I don't care, he's an idiot, I don't understand anything, I don't care.

00:45:26SO ?

00:45:27So, is it true?

00:45:31Yes, Dad.

00:45:31She thinks I'm not her type at all, eh, don't you, Colette?

00:45:34No not at all.

00:45:35So, if she prefers Mr. Dubois, him or someone else, after all...

00:45:37Yes, but that changes all my plans.

00:45:39No, Mr. Barnier, you give me back my little piece of paper and I'll leave you the suitcase.

00:45:42Let's not get carried away.

00:45:43If it doesn't work with this one, I want to keep it on hand.

00:45:45So.

00:45:45So, come back later and if everything is sorted, well, I'll give you back your little piece of paper

00:45:50And we'll take this opportunity to settle our scores before we part ways.

00:45:54Ah, Mr. Barnier, if you send me back, I must inform you of all the export problems before my departure.

00:45:59You know things are going very badly.

00:46:01Oh yes ?

00:46:03Oh yes, things aren't going well.

00:46:05No.

00:46:06It could even become catastrophic.

00:46:08We absolutely must find a solution to this.

00:46:10Perhaps it's a bit overblown.

00:46:19Go ahead, consider that you are still part of my staff.

00:46:21Go ahead, and I'm counting on you to take care of these export matters.

00:46:25On this matter, you would need to sign a few small documents for me.

00:46:28Well, how do you want it, he's only there for two minutes, on the edge of the table.

00:46:30Yes.

00:46:31Which one?

00:46:32There.

00:46:33Ah good.

00:46:34Say, it'll all work out.

00:46:36It will all work out.

00:46:36Here is the request to unlock your EFAC account.

00:46:41Yes.

00:46:42EFAC.

00:46:43SCUF import tax exemption.

00:46:46Yes.

00:46:47SMOF customs declaration.

00:46:49Oh yes.

00:46:51Hmm.

00:46:52So.

00:46:53And there, you write "read and approved".

00:46:56Where?

00:46:57There, "read and approved".

00:46:59Approved.

00:47:01So.

00:47:02And you sign.

00:47:03So.

00:47:04I'm seeing it again.

00:47:05Miss.

00:47:08He's still a very good boy.

00:47:10It's a shame you're not marrying her.

00:47:11Yes, but I prefer the other one.

00:47:13It's closing.

00:47:15I'm going to try to convince him.

00:47:20Ah, Saint-Philippe.

00:47:22Hey, oh, oh, oh.

00:47:23Hey, I'm here.

00:47:25Ah, hello, Mr. Barnier.

00:47:28How are you feeling?

00:47:29Not bad, you guys.

00:47:29Have you been working on your abdominal muscles?

00:47:30Ah, but I didn't have much time, but it shows.

00:47:32Ah, yes, because...

00:47:36A little whisky?

00:47:44Never any alcohol.

00:47:45A little coffee?

00:47:46Never any coffee.

00:47:47A squeezed lemon?

00:47:49A glass of milk would be better.

00:47:51Well, we'll see on the other one, I see.

00:47:52Ah.

00:47:53And you, Philippe, imagine, I find myself facing a serious problem.

00:47:58Still having pain in your shoulder, Mr. Barnier.

00:48:00Okay, well, I'm going to give you a little massage, then.

00:48:04Oh my God, what the hell!

00:48:05Still as cozy as ever, eh, Mr. Barnier?

00:48:08My suitcase! My suitcase!

00:48:10Where is the ma...

00:48:11Oh no, my suitcase.

00:48:13Ouch!

00:48:14The jaffe!

00:48:15The jaffe!

00:48:16The jaffe!

00:48:17Is that okay?

00:48:20That's fine.

00:48:21What is this?

00:48:27Please excuse me, sir.

00:48:29Are you still here?

00:48:30I was in my room, packing my suitcase.

00:48:33Okay, then, go away, I've warned you.

00:48:35Even though I'm going to become a baroness, I would still like my husband to pay me my monthly salary.

00:48:38Pass me my revolver, it's yours.

00:48:41Eh ?

00:48:41No, my wallet's in my revolver pocket.

00:48:44Ah.

00:48:45Okay, how much do I owe you?

00:48:47It is the 15th.

00:48:48That's roughly half the month, that is, 350 francs.

00:48:51So, keep custody of everything, and as for the certificate, you only have to see, madam.

00:48:54I don't need them, I'm going to have four servants.

00:48:57Well, my poor little thing, you haven't seen the last of my troubles, then.

00:49:00Once we are settled in our summer residence,

00:49:03I really hope you'll come and spend a weekend here.

00:49:05You will always be welcome.

00:49:06Well then, goodbye, dear friends.

00:49:10Goodbye, Baroness.

00:49:23Remember Mrs. Barnier fondly.

00:49:26Bye.

00:49:27Well, now we've seen it all.

00:49:30Come on.

00:49:31Ouch, redhead.

00:49:32Tell me, Philippe, I would like, I would like, ouch, ouch.

00:49:36I would like to talk to you about my daughter.

00:49:38Is something wrong?

00:49:39Yes, yes, it's going very well.

00:49:40She would like, she would like to, oh, she would like to get married.

00:49:45And with whom?

00:49:46With you.

00:49:46That's not true.

00:49:49With me?

00:49:53Yes.

00:49:56Ednavi, do you, do you like children?

00:50:00Is this your nightmare?

00:50:11Well, that's a good start.

00:50:12But what do you mean, your nightmare?

00:50:13But you don't like them then?

00:50:16Yes ?

00:50:17No ?

00:50:19So, yes or no?

00:50:20But wouldn't you like to have some?

00:50:23Oh well, then?

00:50:25Eh ?

00:50:28You can't?

00:50:33How so ?

00:50:35Did you have mumps at 18?

00:50:40Ah!

00:50:41Oh well, then?

00:50:42Oh yes, that's true.

00:50:45Yes, that's true.

00:50:45But don't you regret not being able to be a father?

00:50:49Ah.

00:50:50Well, perhaps we can sort this out.

00:50:54What's going on?

00:50:55I'm told that Colette has broken up with Mr. Martin.

00:50:58Charmaine, for heaven's sake, don't get involved in this.

00:51:00But let me sort these things out myself.

00:51:02So.

00:51:03Hello, Mrs. Barnier.

00:51:04Oh, you're manly.

00:51:09Bertrand?

00:51:10I am here.

00:51:11This way, that way.

00:51:12Huh?

00:51:12No, not to see.

00:51:13Ah yes, absolutely.

00:51:14No, no, there, there, there.

00:51:15Tell me, Bertrand, is this the young man Colette wants to marry?

00:51:18Yes.

00:51:19Obviously, it's not bad.

00:51:20And you haven't seen everything yet.

00:51:22Here, take off your clothes.

00:51:24Me ?

00:51:25Naturally, not my wife.

00:51:27Completely ?

00:51:28Oh no, just the shirt.

00:51:37Obviously, it's not bad.

00:51:40Ah.

00:51:42Turn around a little.

00:51:45Let me see how all this works for you.

00:51:57Keep walking, keep walking.

00:51:58And you are my sister?

00:52:10Physiotherapist.

00:52:11Oh, well, that's even better.

00:52:13And you want to marry my daughter?

00:52:15Well, I'm going to get a bottle of champagne to celebrate.

00:52:18Ah, Bertrand!

00:52:20Did you mention the situation to him briefly?

00:52:22I was about to do it and you interrupted me.

00:52:24Try not to talk nonsense.

00:52:26Hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:52:29That's something, Philippe!

00:52:31Yes !

00:52:34Philippe!

00:52:35Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

00:52:37That's something, Philippe!

00:52:39Philippe, what do you think of my daughter?

00:52:47Well, she should work on her back muscles.

00:52:49So, would you be willing to go and cultivate it for him?

00:52:55Oh, I couldn't ask for anything better, Mr. Barnier!

00:52:57Yes, no, no, but go and cultivate it legally, if I may say so.

00:53:02Do you understand me?

00:53:05Not very good, Mr. Barnier.

00:53:07No, marriage!

00:53:08If you prefer.

00:53:09Wait, I want to tell you right away that I have a very nice dowry in store for her which could certainly improve your situation.

00:53:14Oh yes ?

00:53:15Wait, don't you have a small project you'd like to carry out?

00:53:20A small project, perhaps?

00:53:20Well...

00:53:21Yes, yes, yes!

00:53:22But...

00:53:23All right !

00:53:23I would like to have a small gym, sir.

00:53:26With what I intend to give him!

00:53:28You could even have two, three, four, six, seven!

00:53:29You could even become the owner of a real little stadium!

00:53:33No !

00:53:33A stadium, that's everything, it's enormous!

00:53:35You go...

00:53:36You're going there!

00:53:37You're going there!

00:53:39It's plusiano...

00:53:43So !

00:53:44Look, look, look, look...

00:53:48There's something in there to make you happy!

00:53:55You don't believe me, do you?

00:53:56So, open it up and you'll see...

00:53:58Come on !

00:54:00Phew!

00:54:02Come on, a stadium!

00:54:04A stadium, open it!

00:54:05You open the door for me!

00:54:13Ah! Ah! What is this?

00:54:16What is this?

00:54:17It's a glove-bra.

00:54:18No, first of all, look for the maid's suitcase!

00:54:19She had to take my suitcase to the baron's house.

00:54:21Which baron?

00:54:22My daughter's ex-fiancé.

00:54:23But your daughter is engaged to a baron?

00:54:24No, she didn't win an Oscar!

00:54:25Oscar.

00:54:26Oscar, my former driver,

00:54:28one of whom she is expecting a child and who has left for the North Pole.

00:54:31The North Pole?

00:54:32When one of my employees stole 60 million from me to marry my daughter,

00:54:35which was not mine.

00:54:37And now the maid has left with the jewelry.

00:54:40Now you understand why I wanted you to marry her, right?

00:54:43Do you understand?

00:54:46Bernadette!

00:54:47What's wrong with him?

00:54:48Bernadette!

00:54:49Bernadette!

00:54:50Oh !

00:54:51Oscar!

00:54:52Oscar!

00:54:56No, nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing!

00:54:57Oscar!

00:54:58Mr. Barnier!

00:54:59It's great to see you!

00:55:00How are you, old man?

00:55:01Ah, very very good, Mr. Barnier!

00:55:02No, call me Mr. Barnier, call me Bertrand!

00:55:03So, tell us, what happened to you, you little sneak?

00:55:04Well, when Mr. kicked me out...

00:55:05No, it was just a joke, wasn't it, Bertrand?

00:55:06Yes, but it was just a joke!

00:55:07So, you wanted to go to the North Pole?

00:55:08Yes, sir.

00:55:09Oh !

00:55:10Yes, but it was just a joke!

00:55:11So, you wanted to go to the North Pole?

00:55:12Yes, sir.

00:55:13Well, but when it came time to board, I couldn't.

00:55:29My Oscar!

00:55:43Ah!

00:55:55Ah!

00:55:56Oh !

00:55:57Ah!

00:55:59Big brute!

00:56:00That's my corn!

00:56:01How beautiful love is!

00:56:06Ah!

00:56:07How come you're not Oscar?

00:56:09Where is he, Oscar?

00:56:12Oscar!

00:56:13Oscar!

00:56:14He swallowed the maid's diamonds.

00:56:16who went to the North Pole

00:56:18because she was expecting a child in a suitcase!

00:56:21What are you saying?

00:56:22And here's what I do with your sixty million!

00:56:25Oh dear!

00:56:26Ah!

00:56:30Bertrand, this physiotherapist, is a paranoid.

00:56:42Ah!

00:56:43Ah!

00:56:44So !

00:56:45Ah!

00:56:49Ah!

00:56:50Oh, Bernadette! Oh, pardon, Madame la Baronne.

00:56:51Subtitling by Radio-Canada

00:57:21She's gone again!

00:57:22Well, he'll be back!

00:57:24Yes, but then he'll leave again?

00:57:26But he will return!

00:57:27Believe me, miss, you must never despair!

00:57:30You see me, for example!

00:57:31Yes, of course! Thank you, Bernadette!

00:57:34Now I'm running away!

00:57:36I simply came to return your father's suitcase and collect mine!

00:57:39Yes, she's here!

00:57:40I couldn't open it, so I saw that it wasn't mine!

00:57:43You're so lucky!

00:57:44No, you don't!

00:57:45You too will leave here one day!

00:57:51Yes, that's it, yes!

00:57:54Because, imagine, my dear baron, I have just realized that when leaving here, Bernadette took the wrong suitcase!

00:57:59Yes, she left hers and took one of mine away with my guards!

00:58:03That's it!

00:58:03So I would like to know if it would be possible for you to have your driver bring it back for me!

00:58:08So !

00:58:08This would also allow you to have the Baroness's house taken over!

00:58:13There you go, I'm counting on you!

00:58:14Send me your driver!

00:58:16Thank you !

00:58:17Well, goodbye, dear baron!

00:58:18That's it!

00:58:18Heh heh, that's it!

00:58:21Oh !

00:58:22So, this is the story of exploitation!

00:58:23Is it all sorted out?

00:58:24In my current state, it's impossible for me to take care of it!

00:58:26I'm desperate!

00:58:27You are responsible for my despair!

00:58:29Me ?

00:58:30Heh heh, but why?

00:58:32Every single one has disappeared!

00:58:34Okay, you'll find her, don't worry!

00:58:35But how do you expect me to find her?

00:58:37I thought she was your daughter!

00:58:38That's why I don't know his real name or his address!

00:58:41Ah, what you're telling me is true!

00:58:42Come on, don't forget to get down!

00:58:44Eh ?

00:58:45Mr. Barnier, I also wanted to ask you a small favor.

00:58:47Which ?

00:58:48Could you please return my suitcase?

00:58:50Is this the jewel?

00:58:51That would make me very happy.

00:58:53I'm so annoyed.

00:58:54Well, you'll find other ways to console yourself, won't you?

00:58:56There is also something else that saddens me.

00:58:58What is it?

00:58:59I stole 60 million from you.

00:59:01I know that, you already told me!

00:59:03No, I stole another 60 million from you.

00:59:09That's not true, is it?

00:59:11But yes, alas, that's what's awful!

00:59:13And when I say steal, then this time, I really mean steal.

00:59:14in cash, in the till, at the bank, everywhere.

00:59:18What are you doing?

00:59:19I'm calling the police.

00:59:20Wait, I've finished explaining, you can notify the police afterwards!

00:59:23But how did you manage to steal another 60 million from me, huh?

00:59:27Well, there you go, I had you sign a bunch of papers earlier.

00:59:29Yes !

00:59:29But among these papers, I quickly inserted a beautiful white sheet of paper.

00:59:32I asked you to add "it is approved".

00:59:34Yes !

00:59:34Yes, and afterwards, I filled in this beautiful white sheet of paper.

00:59:37which became a power of attorney giving me full authority.

00:59:41What are you doing?

00:59:42I'm calling the police.

00:59:43Mr. Barnier, I have a deal to propose to you.

00:59:51Yes ?

00:59:53If you return these jewels to me, which I consider to be my own,

00:59:56Well, I will return those 60 million that do not belong to me.

01:00:01I accept your offer.

01:00:24Bring me the money and I'll give you back the jewelry.

01:00:29Jacqueline, I will give you her address.

01:00:31When did you first meet her?

01:00:32Yes, he left it for me before he left.

01:00:33But touch it, Mr. Barnier!

01:00:35You'll give me back my little piece of paper too, right?

01:00:36You ask me so nicely.

01:00:38Okay, let's finish this.

01:00:39I left a suitcase containing 60 million in banknotes in my car.

01:00:42There ?

01:00:43There.

01:00:43So I'll go get it and then we'll exchange.

01:00:48I still own it.

01:00:50I'm going to return Bernadette's suitcase to him.

01:00:52In a moment, the baron's chauffeur will bring me Bichoux's suitcase.

01:00:55As for Jacqueline's address, I don't know it.

01:00:57I'm going to invent one.

01:00:59She is 35 in the challenge of the ordeal.

01:01:01There you go, Mr. Barnier.

01:01:04And Jacqueline's address.

01:01:06Oh, well, that's true.

01:01:07So.

01:01:0935 rue des filles du calvaire.

01:01:10And my little piece of paper?

01:01:11Yes, the little piece of paper.

01:01:14So.

01:01:15And now, all that's left are the jewels.

01:01:17Ah, that's right, the jewelry.

01:01:18Thank you, Mr. Barnier.

01:01:30You are an honest man.

01:01:31And you too, my little Christian.

01:01:32Now, hurry up and go find Jacqueline.

01:01:34You must die of insurance.

01:01:36What a shame you're not becoming my stepfather.

01:01:38Oh, you're just saying that to make me feel better.

01:01:40No, no, I think so.

01:01:41Come on, hurry up.

01:01:42Come on.

01:01:42My respects to Mrs. Barnier.

01:01:45See you very soon.

01:01:54I'm not unhappy to have swindled this crook a second time.

01:01:58Bertrand!

01:01:58Yes ?

01:01:59I called the filing office to get a new good one.

01:02:02He's sending us one right away.

01:02:03I need to think of everything in this house.

01:02:07What else is there?

01:02:09It's because of Oscar.

01:02:09This little girl is inconsolable.

01:02:11Bertrand, we must find this boy.

01:02:12But that's impossible.

01:02:13If you hadn't sent the right one, Oscar wouldn't have gone to the North Pole.

01:02:16Well, I don't see the connection.

01:02:17In any case, it's your fault.

01:02:19Well, I'll be back to discuss this a long time ago.

01:02:20See you soon.

01:02:22That's it, see you soon.

01:02:24We'll find him, your Oscar, my little girl.

01:02:27We will find him.

01:02:28I'm never going to see Oscar again.

01:02:31Oh really? Why?

01:02:32That's true.

01:02:33To run away like that, because my dad's sister made a little comment to him.

01:02:43Hello Mrs.

01:02:44I am bringing back Mr. Barnier's suitcase, on behalf of the Baron of the butignerie.

01:02:47Oh, that's very kind. Thank you.

01:02:49The Baron asked me to take back Miss Bernadette's suitcase.

01:02:51Yes, definitely.

01:02:58Here, you will thank the baron from my husband.

01:03:02I will not miss it.

01:03:03We're going, that's it.

01:03:03We'll go, sir.

01:03:08Your father will be pleased.

01:03:10No, no, no, no, no, no!

01:03:13No, no, no, no!

01:03:15All of this seems extremely strange to me.

01:03:21Since we lost our maid, there have never been so many people coming to this house.

01:03:26Oh, my dear Philippe, how lovely it is to see you again.

01:03:30I came back to apologize for what happened earlier.

01:03:33Thank you, but you are completely forgiven.

01:03:36There was just a small misunderstanding between us, but it's not a big deal.

01:03:40Do you know my daughter?

01:03:41Oh, how silly of me?

01:03:42Colette will tell your father.

01:03:44I might have drunk a little too much.

01:03:46So when I saw your daughter in that gentleman's arms, my blood boiled.

01:03:49But that's perfectly normal. We're not going to get hung up on something so small.

01:03:53Besides, there was nothing to make you angry about.

01:03:54It was a cousin who was returning from the North Pole.

01:03:56Ah good ?

01:03:58Ah, I was thinking about something else at the time.

01:04:00It's because I'm very fiery, you know.

01:04:02Oh, dear Philippe!

01:04:04How kind of you to have come all the way here.

01:04:06I came back to apologize, Mr. Barnier.

01:04:08You are completely excused, my dear Philippe.

01:04:09There was a slight misunderstanding between us, but it's not a big deal.

01:04:13I already told him all that earlier, so try to find something else.

01:04:15I warned you that I shouldn't drink.

01:04:19Did I warn you?

01:04:20It's getting on my nerves.

01:04:22Oh yes ?

01:04:22It's driving me crazy.

01:04:24Crazy?

01:04:24Crazy!

01:04:26Ah, crazy!

01:04:28Not you?

01:04:29No, yes.

01:04:30Listen, let's talk about something else and talk about your marriage to my daughter, if you don't mind.

01:04:34Well, I was explaining to Mrs. Barnier that when I saw your daughter kissing your cousin...

01:04:40My cousin?

01:04:41But what cousin? But I don't have a cousin.

01:04:43The one who returns from the North Pole.

01:04:45Ah, you mean my driver?

01:04:47Your driver?

01:04:48Yes, but don't worry, I'll send them the parts.

01:04:50I don't quite understand, Mr. Barnier.

01:04:52Yes, but there's nothing to understand. There's nothing to understand between them.

01:04:56I feel like you're telling me incoherent things.

01:04:59Oh no, don't talk to me about incoherent statements, okay!

01:05:02Ah good ?

01:05:03Well then, I'll say nothing more.

01:05:05That's it, don't tell me anything more. Just don't tell me anything more!

01:05:07Wait, sit down over there.

01:05:14Sit down.

01:05:21So, to get back to our conversation from earlier,

01:05:25I was telling you about a very beautiful dowry for my daughter

01:05:28which would allow you to buy a very nice gym and even more.

01:05:31This dowry was represented by a set of jewelry that I had put in a suitcase.

01:05:37However, I sent my maid home because, when leaving here, she took the wrong suitcase.

01:05:43She took the one that contained her famous jewels and left her own behind.

01:05:47You understand me, yes?

01:05:49Yes, yes, Mr. Barnier, I'm with you.

01:05:51Okay, because if there's anything you don't understand, you tell me right away.

01:05:55No, no, Mr. Barnier, so far, so good.

01:05:58How are you ?

01:05:59How are you.

01:05:59Okay. So, that explains why, when you opened that suitcase, you found the...

01:06:07Bernadette's left-wing supporter!

01:06:10Bernadette is the right one.

01:06:12It's already been sent back, there you go.

01:06:14And who left, taking the suitcase with them?

01:06:15Here it is, containing the jewelry.

01:06:17That's it.

01:06:18It's very clear, isn't it?

01:06:20Absolutely, Mr. Barnier.

01:06:21Okay, so, I'll continue.

01:06:23One of my employees stole 60 million from me.

01:06:25No.

01:06:26Besides telling me why you're saying no.

01:06:27Keep your opinions to yourself.

01:06:30I'll spare you the details to keep things simple, because...

01:06:33Okay, anyway, so he brought them back to me.

01:06:35Ah, well, that's good.

01:06:35Ah, listen, don't interrupt me!

01:06:37What do you know? Why are you saying "so much the better"?

01:06:39Okay, so, anyway.

01:06:39They are in this suitcase.

01:06:41The maid's suitcase?

01:06:42No.

01:06:43They are in this suitcase.

01:06:46The maid's suitcase?

01:06:47No !

01:06:49Finally, try to understand.

01:06:50Like this, like this, like this, like this.

01:06:52The maid's suitcase, I asked the baron to have it brought back to the baron for me, just like that.

01:06:56There.

01:06:56But which baron?

01:06:58Listen, I repeat to you that my good wife is a baron, but you don't understand where that comes from.

01:07:03Yes, yes, Mr. Barnier, well, I understand very well, but still, your story is a bit complicated.

01:07:07It may seem complicated at first glance, but in the end, it's really quite simple, a plan.

01:07:11No, well, anyway.

01:07:20You have in front of you a suitcase containing 60 million in banknotes.

01:07:26But you were talking to me about jewelry.

01:07:27Oh, no, listen, you already have enough trouble understanding.

01:07:30Don't go looking for complications just yet.

01:07:32So I say 60 million in banknotes in this suitcase in front of you.

01:07:35Marry my daughter and this sum of money is yours.

01:07:37Come on !

01:07:39Okay, clack!

01:07:41You don't believe me, do you?

01:07:45So, open this suitcase and you'll see that I'm not as crazy as I seem.

01:07:48I'm just leaving.

01:07:48Come on !

01:07:49Clack!

01:07:50Clack!

01:07:51Come on !

01:07:51Clack!

01:07:52Clack!

01:07:53Come on !

01:07:53Clack!

01:07:54Open!

01:07:55Clack!

01:07:56Come on !

01:07:57Clack!

01:08:02Ah! Ah!

01:08:03Ah!

01:08:04I'm a nut!

01:08:06I'm a nut!

01:08:07Ah!

01:08:08I'm a nut!

01:08:10I'm a nut!

01:08:13Madam !

01:08:14Ah!

01:08:16Ah!

01:08:17Ah!

01:08:18I'm a nut!

01:08:21Ah!

01:08:22Ah!

01:08:23Ah!

01:08:24What's going on?

01:08:26He's a nutcase!

01:08:28What's going on now?

01:08:30Madame Barnier, I have the impression that Monsieur Barnier is out of order.

01:08:33Well, you have to file the claims.

01:08:35He made incoherent statements to me about a suitcase of jewelry, then about a suitcase of banknotes.

01:08:39He told me about an employee who allegedly stole 60 million from him and about a maid who married a baron.

01:08:43Ah! The maid who marries the baron, that's right. That's ours.

01:08:46As for the rest, perhaps you didn't quite understand.

01:08:49Ultimately, the most important thing is that you get along with my daughter.

01:08:52I'll leave you now. Try to behave yourself.

01:08:59Did Dad tell you I was expecting a baby?

01:09:01Are you expecting a child?

01:09:02No, actually, I don't expect any of that.

01:09:05But why would your dad have told me you were expecting one?

01:09:08Because I made him believe it. It was to marry Oscar.

01:09:11Do you want to marry Oscar?

01:09:12No, not anymore. I don't want a man who's always leaving.

01:09:15Put yourself in my shoes.

01:09:17Me, miss?

01:09:18But I'm tired of living with my parents.

01:09:21I want to get married. Do you understand?

01:09:24I understand perfectly, miss.

01:09:26I have a large dowry, you know.

01:09:29In a suitcase?

01:09:31In a suitcase? You're crazy.

01:09:37I'll take it!

01:09:38I am here.

01:09:39Okay, there's a mystery I want to clear up.

01:09:41What is it?

01:09:42I had a suitcase here to which I attached great importance.

01:09:46The one that contained 60 million jewels.

01:09:48Don't talk nonsense. You can see that my husband isn't in the mood for jokes.

01:09:51Silence !

01:09:52Dad !

01:09:53Shut up !

01:09:54I just wanted to let you know that Bernadette brought your suitcase back.

01:09:58When?

01:09:59A little while ago. You were in your office. She went back to hers instead.

01:10:03Ah! Ah!

01:10:04Ah! Why are you treating me like this? Everything is arranged.

01:10:07No, nothing is sorted out. On the contrary. Because it's the suitcase I returned to Mr. Martin.

01:10:11If you were so attached to that suitcase, I don't see why you returned it to Mr. Martin.

01:10:15You should have warned me, you silly little thing!

01:10:17Okay, well now that you've had all the explanations you wanted...

01:10:20It's not over yet!

01:10:21Oh dear.

01:10:22Mr. Martin had brought me another suitcase here which...

01:10:24The one that contained 60 million in banknotes.

01:10:26Ah! You're not continuing!

01:10:27Silence! I want to know where she is!

01:10:30Didn't you yourself ask the baron to have the chauffeur take it back?

01:10:35He came!

01:10:3610 minutes ago.

01:10:37Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! 600 million jewels!

01:10:4660 million from the team gone! And it's all your fault! She doesn't look so stupid if she went along with it.

01:10:53You're going crazy, Bertrand!

01:10:54Yes, I confess! Yes, I'm going crazy! I wish I were going crazy! But you won't have any others, nothing!

01:10:59But you won't get anything!

01:11:01You won't get anything!

01:11:03Look, look!

01:11:05Look, look, look!

01:11:09Look at !

01:11:13You won't get anything!

01:11:15But nothing, absolutely nothing!

01:11:17Hello! Hello, doctor!

01:11:19Hello, Baron?

01:11:21Yes, was Bernard there?

01:11:23It's Barnier! She's gone again!

01:11:25Why is that?

01:11:27If it's any of my business!

01:11:29No, but wait, what suitcase did she leave with?

01:11:31Yes, but I do care, you know!

01:11:33Yes !

01:11:35So you're another one!

01:11:37Moron! Absolute idiot!

01:11:39Spotty!

01:11:41He is...

01:11:43Spotty!

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01:12:21Why are you looking at me like that?

01:12:40So, my children, let us withdraw.

01:12:42I believe your father needs to be alone for a few moments.

01:12:46As for me, Madame Barnier, I think I'm going to have to leave.

01:12:47No, no, you're going to stay and have lunch with us.

01:12:49Colette, keep your fiancé company.

01:12:55Bertrand, your conduct has a deplorable effect.

01:13:00I wonder what your masseur will think of you.

01:13:06The suitcase! My God, please let it be the suitcase!

01:13:09Sir, it's that young girl again who...

01:13:14Oh well, she's not here anymore.

01:13:15No, no, she's here.

01:13:16Ah yes, she's here.

01:13:16She's still there, she hasn't moved.

01:13:17Don't you remember that?

01:13:18No, no, it's true.

01:13:19Go away.

01:13:20What brings you here?

01:13:21Sir, I am desperate.

01:13:22So, listen, miss, we are all becoming more and more like that.

01:13:25So, like that.

01:13:25I don't know where to find Christian.

01:13:28Wait.

01:13:29I believe that if all goes well, he will return here in a moment.

01:13:31It's true ?

01:13:32Yes !

01:13:33Because there's a suitcase story that I won't try to explain to you.

01:13:35Because everyone I tell it to thinks I'm crazy.

01:13:39Crazy?

01:13:39Crazy!

01:13:40I know everything I'm saying, it makes no sense.

01:13:42Listen, miss, if you don't mind, you're going to serve as my hostage once again.

01:13:46Please, huh?

01:13:49You will hide here.

01:13:56My suitcase!

01:13:57Charles?

01:13:59My suitcase! Please let it be my suitcase!

01:14:02Mr. Barnier!

01:14:02Mr. Barnier, what is happening to me is abominable.

01:14:04Christian, my little Christian!

01:14:05There is nothing, there is nothing, there is absolutely nothing.

01:14:07There isn't even one here.

01:14:07There's nothing there.

01:14:09Mr. Barnier.

01:14:10Yes, wait.

01:14:12Mr. Barnier, Jacqueline.

01:14:13Yes, I know, you didn't find it here.

01:14:15Where?

01:14:16The address you gave me.

01:14:17Yes.

01:14:18It's a meeting house.

01:14:20Oh, that's something!

01:14:21Yes.

01:14:22What a coincidence!

01:14:23Would you have suspected that?

01:14:24No, obviously not.

01:14:26Then I ran into the boss, a horrible woman.

01:14:28I asked him if Jacqueline was there, and he immediately told me about the price.

01:14:30Oh! And that was reasonable?

01:14:34I now understand why Jacqueline didn't want to tell me her real name.

01:14:36Now, Mr. Barnier-Lavie has no meaning for me anymore.

01:14:39I'm bringing the jewelry back to you, I'm no longer interested in it.

01:14:40Listen, my little Christian, I'm going to turn around.

01:14:50No, but I don't know.

01:14:51You will open this suitcase.

01:14:53If it's jewelry that's inside, you'll clap your hands twice.

01:14:57You know, like this?

01:14:58But then, if it turns out to be Bernadette's suitcase again, then you say nothing.

01:15:02But then, nothing, I beg you.

01:15:04I don't quite understand.

01:15:05Me neither.

01:15:06So, you know, I turn around.

01:15:07You open the suitcase and you do what I ask.

01:15:08So.

01:15:12Come on.

01:15:19Ah! This time, that's it.

01:15:21She's here and I'm not letting her go.

01:15:23Thank you, my dear Christian.

01:15:24And to reward you for this kind gesture, it's my turn to tell you the whole truth.

01:15:27Earlier, to get rid of you, I invented any address.

01:15:31Well, Jacqueline never lived there.

01:15:33And she's the most healing girl in the world.

01:15:35No !

01:15:35Yes !

01:15:35She's waiting for you in my office.

01:15:37It's true !

01:15:37So !

01:15:37Mr. Barnier, I never forgot what you did for me.

01:15:42So.

01:15:45Hello Sir.

01:15:46I was sent by the employment agency.

01:15:47What is this ?

01:15:48This is from the employment agency, sir.

01:15:51Oh yes !

01:15:52The employment agency, sir.

01:15:53No, but it's not a big deal, yes.

01:15:57Thank you, sir.

01:16:05Did the employment agency explain to you what it was all about?

01:16:07Yes sir, I am aware.

01:16:09And perhaps certificates?

01:16:10Yes, of course, sir.

01:16:13The first one dates back 24 years.

01:16:15Were you already in that position 24 years ago?

01:16:17Yes.

01:16:18It even felt really strange when the employment office asked me to come and introduce myself here.

01:16:21Why is that?

01:16:22I didn't want to come at first, but then I decided to come anyway.

01:16:26You don't want to come? Why not?

01:16:27Here, read this one.

01:16:30I, the undersigned...

01:16:31Mrs. Eugène Barnier.

01:16:35But that's my mom's handwriting.

01:16:37Yes.

01:16:39Charlotte!

01:16:39Yes, that's me.

01:16:41I worked for your parents 24 years ago.

01:16:42Oh, my goodness!

01:16:43Time passes.

01:16:45You were a very young man.

01:16:46Listen, it's not difficult, I had...

01:16:4722 years old.

01:16:48And you still live with your parents.

01:16:50But it's nice to see you again.

01:16:52Me too, Mr. Bertrand.

01:16:53I feel very comfortable now.

01:16:55At that time, I was young.

01:16:56And who have you become since then?

01:16:58I continue to serve others.

01:16:59Oh, never married?

01:17:01No, but I have a daughter.

01:17:02That's impossible!

01:17:04How old is she?

01:17:04She's getting married soon.

01:17:07But that's wonderful!

01:17:09Yes, but I feel a little embarrassed in front of her fiancé that I can't give her a small dowry.

01:17:13Okay, so listen, now that we've reunited, I hope you'll allow me to give her a nice gift for her wedding.

01:17:19You are really very good, Mr. Bertrand.

01:17:22Okay, I wanted to know now... what's the fiancé like?

01:17:24Ah, he's a very nice boy.

01:17:25He has a very, very good situation.

01:17:27Ooh! You must be happy!

01:17:30Yes, but...

01:17:31But just think, he earns 6,000 francs a month.

01:17:33He is the sales director of a very large company.

01:17:37Ooooh!

01:17:40His name isn't Christian Martin, by any chance?

01:17:42Do you know him?

01:17:43How can I know him? But I don't know him anymore!

01:17:46And especially since this morning!

01:17:47So, you're Jacqueline's mother!

01:17:50Do you know her too?

01:17:51How could I know her? She's my daughter!

01:17:54Did you know that?

01:17:56How ?

01:17:57Did you know that Jacqueline was your daughter?

01:18:00Den informatoire, it is no longer called action.

01:18:05And then, go to the family, write to you several times!

01:18:10Well, her name is you, otherwise.

01:18:12High, the years, I tell you,

01:18:14You know, I recognize you,

01:18:14enormously !

01:18:15Family is family!

01:18:17I know, don't I?

01:18:18Everything for me.

01:18:19"We're on FIRE!"

01:18:21that I �' najwię ра...

01:18:22And thanks to our customers!

01:18:23That's where he needs to check.

01:18:25Ça lekt l'éc roman à Paris?

01:18:56You seem surprised!

01:18:58But how? Is there anything to be surprised about?

01:18:59But why did you wait until today to tell me this?

01:19:02Oh, I never dared!

01:19:05Farlotte!

01:19:06Oh, Mr. Bertrand!

01:19:12What's wrong, Bertrand? Who is this lady?

01:19:16This is our new good news!

01:19:18But don't let it make you so sad, madam is in trouble!

01:19:21Oh no, madam, no! I'm crying tears of joy!

01:19:23Me too !

01:19:25We are so pleased that you are joining our service!

01:19:28Oh yes, madam!

01:19:29And you, Bertrand, are you really that happy?

01:19:31Yes !

01:19:33It's going to be fun at home if you two are having fun like this!

01:19:38She's here!

01:19:40Who ?

01:19:41Our child! Jacqueline?

01:19:43Yes, Jacqueline!

01:19:47Jacqueline!

01:19:49She's so cute!

01:19:54Mom !

01:19:55My little girl!

01:19:56But what are you doing here?

01:19:57My dear Jacqueline, I'd like to introduce you to your father!

01:20:03My father?

01:20:04Yes, I always told you that you were an orphan!

01:20:06And now you need to know the truth, Mr. Barnier is your father!

01:20:11The real one?

01:20:11No, the only one!

01:20:13Oh, Mom!

01:20:14Oh !

01:20:15Oh !

01:20:16Mr. Barnier, we need to kiss!

01:20:20Eh ?

01:20:20No !

01:20:21So, you are Mr. Christian Martin?

01:20:24Yes, Mom, it's him!

01:20:26So, let me give you a hug too!

01:20:28Oh, Dad!

01:20:29Oh, I...

01:20:30Oh, little girl!

01:20:32Oh, little girl!

01:20:34So, it's a real laugh riot in there!

01:20:36Madam, allow me to introduce myself!

01:20:38Oh no!

01:20:38No, later!

01:20:39This kind of explanation will come soon!

01:20:40Oscar!

01:20:42Ah, I wanted to leave, but I couldn't!

01:20:48Oh, Oscar!

01:21:04Mr. Barnier, I request the great honor of becoming your type!

01:21:21Tune it!

01:21:22Oh no, sorry!

01:21:23Tune it!

01:21:24But come on, Bertrand!

01:21:26Tune it!

01:21:28After all, maybe I'm the one going crazy!

01:21:29Bertrand, give me back my suitcase!

01:21:32It's yours!

01:21:33My son !

01:21:34My suitcase!

01:21:35There's something in there to make you happy!

01:21:43Okay, clack!

01:21:49Ah!

01:21:51Bernadette!

01:21:53Bernadette!

01:22:03Let's go!

01:22:13Let's go!

01:22:15Let's go!

01:22:17Let's go!

01:22:29Let's go!

01:22:31Let's go!

01:22:33Subtitling by Radio-Canada

😂 Oscar (1967) — Louis de Funès | Comédie Française Culte 🎭💼

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