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LoveIslandAustralia S 7 EP10
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00:00Since Huggawar.
00:01Huggawar.
00:02Before, not one!
00:08How the hell are you, Islanders?
00:10Now that is a f***ing hot bomb, baby.
00:13For two new bombs!
00:16Hi!
00:18This man is hotter than the sun.
00:20How's everyone?
00:21Puts all the boys to shame.
00:23We're a beast in the streets, yeah!
00:25It's about to get messy.
00:28It was a tough watch.
00:30Oh, he grabbed his mullet.
00:32You just killed that!
00:34She's gatekeeping me.
00:36I've got to spread my wings, man.
00:38Very messy!
00:40Isabella definitely caught my eye, like 100%.
00:43It was a really good kiss, it was really nice.
00:46Game on, bro.
00:52Messy.
00:58Come on then, my go.
01:10My go.
01:11Right, I'm not doing this three-way of flying the bullshit.
01:16I'm not doing this shit.
01:18Let's go for a chat.
01:19Let's go for a chat.
01:20I want to chat with my partner.
01:21Come on then.
01:22Um...
01:23I'll let you have your chat now.
01:25I want to have my chat.
01:26It's not up to you to let anyone do anything.
01:27No, I'm asking him to try and double chat.
01:29You did.
01:30So you've put yourself in this situation, so...
01:32My girl Lacey has a grin cheek-to-cheek.
01:35I know she's loving both the guys fighting over her.
01:38Mate, the problem is you're putting her in a shit spot.
01:40And I'm asking.
01:41And you're weird about it.
01:42I'm asking, like, it's got nothing to do with you now.
01:44Simple as that.
01:45Lacey, what do you want...
01:46What do you want to do now that you've been put in this shit spot?
01:48Oh, I'm sorry.
01:57Let me just quickly finish off this chat.
01:58And I'll come meet you.
01:59I'll be like ten seconds.
02:00Hold on.
02:01Okay?
02:02Count to ten and I'll be there.
02:04See, that's what I mean when it's like...
02:08Are you going to put someone in a shit position like that?
02:10Because I could have come and tried to pinch you before.
02:12But else I got a bit of respect.
02:14Yeah.
02:15Man, that was crazy to watch.
02:18Wait, so what happened?
02:19I went down and got right out and they just kept talking.
02:21I was like, fuck it.
02:22And I sat there for a minute and I said, listen here, like, this is...
02:27I'm not doing this.
02:28Like, it's my go.
02:29I just see behaviour like that.
02:31That was very controlling.
02:33Get to know him.
02:35See for yourself.
02:36But I think a good judge of character is shit.
02:39But I'll at least take you to him.
02:41Yeah, okay.
02:42So you're not sitting there having a whinge.
02:45What was I meant to do then?
02:47I wasn't just going to fold and be like, okay.
02:49You know what I mean?
02:50That's nice, Kim.
02:51There you go, mate.
02:52Oh, thanks, mate.
02:53We brought her back to you.
02:54Yeah, thanks, beloved.
02:55I guess we walk away now.
02:56All right, mate.
02:57Can you do it?
02:58Oh, wow.
02:59Clearly, you're having a jolly good time.
03:00Weekly.
03:01Well, yeah.
03:02Like, so how is your head after that trap?
03:03But, like...
03:04I don't know because, like, so, for me...
03:06You're so, like, on and off, eh?
03:08Like, you can't be like, oh, I'm so happy.
03:10And then you go, have a trap, and then you're like, now I'm lost again.
03:32I'm trying, that's what I'm trying to do.
03:35I'm trying to actually envision myself with you guys both on the outside world.
03:39Who would make me happy?
03:43And that's all I'm trying to do.
03:49Don't stress. I'm not coming to join you as well.
03:53Wouldn't let you, mate.
03:54Huh?
03:54Wouldn't let you, mate.
03:56I wouldn't bother.
04:02You're egging this on, dude. You're making this fuck all day.
04:07I'm not even going to lie. I'm kind of loving it.
04:09Yeah, I beat you up. You love this.
04:11Wait, it was actually kind of hot.
04:13Like, I was like, oh my God.
04:17Oh my God.
04:19Oh my God.
04:20I am actually into you.
04:22Like, you don't even want to give this a crack.
04:24It's like I do, but I'm scared.
04:27And it's so weird.
04:29Like, Yana and the ex.
04:31Yeah, but that's not a thing anymore.
04:33Yeah, okay.
04:34And what if there was, like, a situation where it said for you and Yana to kiss, what would you do?
04:40I'm not willingly going to kiss her.
04:43Yeah, but, like, in a challenge, like, if it said, you know, whatever, like, you can deny that.
04:47Like, you can, like, not do that.
04:48Well, like, if that's what you want, I would do that.
04:50Like, that wouldn't ever cross my mind.
04:52If you say, I don't want to do that, I would never do anything that I think that would damage this.
04:57I only want you.
04:58Well, what happened with that chat with Lizzie and, like, is she giving you a vibe, though?
05:12Mate, she's fucking so open.
05:14It's on.
05:15It's on.
05:16If by on you mean depending on the time of day, what way the wind is blowing, and if mercury is in retrograde, then yes, Cooper, it's 100% definitely on.
05:26Oh, you're fucking undies, bro.
05:39I'm hating myself.
05:40Oh, that's quite impressive, then.
05:44Tonight, with Kai and Lacey sharing a bed in the same bedroom as me, it's going to be weird.
05:51I'm just going to block that out.
05:52Like, I don't want to know what's going on there.
05:55So, yeah, it's just blocked.
05:56Oh, this is going to be a lovely sleep, my friend.
05:59Well deserved, mate.
06:01Can you not, Kai?
06:02Oh, sorry.
06:03What, I'm just going to sleep?
06:06Do you care?
06:08Yeah, let's go and sleep now, guys.
06:10I'm getting off of it.
06:12Love you all, though.
06:13Love you all.
06:13Some of you.
06:14Love you guys.
06:15Love some of you.
06:16Love you.
06:33Little production secret for you guys now.
06:56As I've mentioned before, the bodily gases of the Islanders get so intense in the bedroom overnight
07:02that the producers have to administer oxygen every morning.
07:06Wave if you want some, guys.
07:14How's this sleep?
07:16It was a little hot, didn't it?
07:19Wasn't too awkward for you?
07:21No, it just didn't look really.
07:23Block it out, pretend it ain't there.
07:26Doing a bowl.
07:27I'm a girl.
07:27I want it to be like a surprise.
07:29You think you do it really young?
07:30Oh, look, you're making it so cheesy.
07:33I'm going artistic here, guys.
07:35Yeah.
07:37I'm more of an act of service guy.
07:39The little gestures and things like that, that all just contribute to the overall strength
07:45of a connection.
07:46Just piece by piece, it's getting more and more solid.
07:50Does anyone's name start with this?
07:52Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:53Oh!
07:53He was beautiful.
07:57He made it all look so pretty.
07:58It was really cute.
07:59I will have a bite.
08:01Mm-hmm.
08:02Mm-hmm.
08:02Mm-hmm.
08:03Mm-hmm.
08:04So good.
08:05Are you stinky?
08:07A little bit.
08:08Yeah.
08:09I haven't deodorised this morning.
08:10I haven't just, like, sat down, like, and, like, just chilled.
08:20Everything's so fun in here.
08:21Like, I've had the best time.
08:22Yeah, same.
08:23Some of the aspects are fun, but, like, others are a bit stressful.
08:27Oh, definitely.
08:27There's a lot of emotions, but when you reflect, you're like, okay, it could be worse.
08:31We're in a villa in Mayorka.
08:33Like, I always think about, like, wow, like, what a blessing it is to be stressed over a
08:38guy in here because, babe, there's people dying.
08:41Oh, my God, literally.
08:42There's, like, a whole war going on.
08:44What a good problem to have.
08:46Yeah.
08:47So true.
08:48We're actually blessed to have these problems.
08:51So that's a slay.
08:52Having slept on their differences, Cooper and Kai will probably apologise to each other
08:57and move forward in a spirit of mutual respect.
09:02Probably?
09:03Yeah, look, I think, um, I was not in the wrong.
09:08No one else has interrupted anyone else's chat.
09:10He's gone, hey, it's about time we go for a chat, about time you just wrap it up.
09:14No one's spoke to anyone like that before in here, and it makes no sense to, to be honest.
09:18I'm actually a bit worried because I feel like they're very far in, like, just so much
09:22testosterone.
09:23Yeah.
09:24And they're both in there better than them.
09:25It's just, like, a cock off around here.
09:26Yeah, it literally is.
09:27They're dead set just fighting with their dicks at this point.
09:30But they will just pull her.
09:31When you were up there, you didn't see me coming in and interrupting your conversation.
09:34I'll let you have it for as long as it's what you want.
09:35It's not like you're not going to have a chat with her in bed.
09:38It's not like you didn't just chat to her for an hour before that.
09:40Well, I did come over.
09:40You can't just go, hey, you want to come for a chat?
09:43No, I did, I thought...
09:44Well, read a fucking room, man.
09:45Yeah, well...
09:46Because she looked dead awkward, like...
09:48Yeah, because we were arguing about it.
09:50Mate, because you put her in a shit spot.
09:51If you can't see that, you're an idiot.
09:53Well, look, at the end of the day, I did what I've done, like, and, like...
09:57Yeah, did...
09:58It's what it is.
09:58I don't care what I've done.
09:59I think that I'm...
10:00You probably should care what you've done, mate.
10:02Well, I think I've done right.
10:04Well, did it...
10:05If that's how you feel, mate, that's how you feel.
10:07I think I've done nothing wrong, bro.
10:09I think you barking up how you did, like, put us all in a shit spot yesterday, like...
10:12Yeah, right.
10:13True.
10:14Well, that's how I see it.
10:16Yeah, mate, well, you obviously...
10:17You've obviously got some weird vision on you.
10:20But that's all good.
10:21So, I think he is a bit stirred up.
10:23I mean, really, all this shows that you're immature and you've only got, you know, one...
10:26One gear to you.
10:27But I think Lacey might be starting to see him for what he actually is.
10:31A goose.
10:36All I can do is give you the respect to go over your charts with her,
10:40and I would expect the same thing in return just to...
10:42Because it's a respect thing.
10:43But look, bro, I've known you for two days.
10:46Yeah, you don't have to treat me like your best mate or anything like that.
10:48You don't have to treat people with a bit of respect.
10:50I want to burn it down.
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11:27While our insurance wouldn't cover Ross's face slamming into the concrete,
11:43for the sake of dramatic telly,
11:45it's a risk we're willing to take.
11:46Carry on.
11:47Kai has also taken a big risk
11:52as he walks towards his partner Lacey talking with his ex, Yana.
11:56He's gone.
11:58Do you want to come sit?
11:59Yeah, is that all right?
12:01Yeah.
12:03We're just, like, enjoying, like, peace and, like...
12:06A bit of quiet.
12:08Yeah, and, like, the sun.
12:09Like, I feel like I haven't actually tanned.
12:11This is my first day actually tanning.
12:13Even though I've been in a bikini every other day.
12:15Yeah, you've been hiding from me.
12:16I've been waiting to see a gorgeous body of yours.
12:19Yeah.
12:20Kai, that's inappropriate talk in front of your ex.
12:23Apologise to Yana.
12:27Sorry, babes.
12:28No, no, it's all good.
12:29Don't stress.
12:30I said Kai, apologise.
12:32Ah, forget it.
12:33Um, you look nice and red.
12:36Oh, yeah, thanks, Queen.
12:38Yeah, I understand that.
12:39I just genuinely want you to know
12:41that everything I have said to you
12:42is generally off my feelings.
12:45And I think that you do need to relax a little bit.
12:51Yeah.
12:52If I'm being honest,
12:54I was kind of just zoning in and out of the chat.
12:57Like, I kind of was just letting him talk.
12:59But I was just so, like,
13:02like, focused on my tan,
13:04if I'm being honest.
13:05I was just saying, like, yeah.
13:07Yeah.
13:08Yeah.
13:09Yeah.
13:10Yeah.
13:12Tan.
13:13Tan.
13:14Tan.
13:14All I know is I do
13:17know what I think I want.
13:20Yeah.
13:21Yeah.
13:22Yeah.
13:23Um, I don't know.
13:28Yeah.
13:29There was a few things that I didn't really stay in my head,
13:33but I was just really in the tanning mindset.
13:36Um, yeah.
13:37Anyway.
13:38Yeah.
13:39This is the right place
13:41And this is the right time
13:44I promise you my place
13:49Don't look to your mind
13:52This is the light
13:55I am feeling very booed up.
13:58Like, guys, like, it's so random.
14:02Like, I feel so chill and zen.
14:04You were foot massaging last night, weren't you?
14:06Foot massaging?
14:07Yeah.
14:08He's doing some shit, man.
14:09You're working again.
14:10I like a little massage.
14:11Easy, baby.
14:12Like, he's so chill
14:13And, like, I feel like he just, like, listens to me.
14:16Just, like, the little things, like,
14:17He notices me across the room.
14:19I honestly can't complain.
14:21Do you think there is many
14:22Possibilities or situations
14:24Where your head could ever be turned?
14:28Really, really enjoying it.
14:30So why would I jeopardise that?
14:36Three, two, one
14:38Daddy, let's go!
14:41Okay, baddie, baddie, baddie, baddie!
14:48The nightly toast is a chance
14:50To stamp your mark on the villa.
14:52You're up, Sian.
14:53Give us something astounding!
14:55Cheers to the summer of love.
14:58Yeah, C-.
14:59Come on, baby.
15:03Cheers, Sam.
15:04Time moves quickly in here, babe.
15:13Yeah, I know.
15:13How was your day, anyway?
15:14Um, it was nice.
15:15Oh, I'm so happy to just, like, get some sun.
15:18How are you feeling?
15:19You're, like, in a weird position.
15:21What's more weird position?
15:22I don't know what's going on.
15:24Where are your heads at?
15:25I have no idea.
15:27I don't know where my head's at, too, babe.
15:29Yeah, yeah.
15:30I feel like I'm in this...
15:31You've been tanning all day?
15:32I've been tanning, but also thinking.
15:34Like, I feel like I'm just in this constant tug-of-war.
15:37Like, you know what I mean?
15:39I feel like I have a chat with you,
15:41and then I'm, like, okay, yeah.
15:43Like, yep.
15:44And then I have a chat with Kai, and I'm, like, oh.
15:46I know.
15:46I'm very aware of that.
15:48Yeah, like, I feel like it's, like...
15:50You know what I mean?
15:52I don't know what...
15:53Oh, shit.
15:56I got a text!
15:58Guys, Lacey got a text!
16:03Islanders, it's time to take aim
16:05and shoot your shot in tonight's game.
16:07Tupus Arrow, hashtag hit the bullseye,
16:12hashtag love at first flight.
16:14Yes!
16:16Game night!
16:17Game night!
16:18Game night!
16:20Yay!
16:24Oh, but fuck it, eh?
16:27Hey, Angel!
16:29Oh, my God!
16:31Holy fuck!
16:32Bro, you're taking the action to a minute!
16:37I feel like a Victoria's Secret Angel,
16:45and I'm ready to kiss some boys.
16:48The person!
16:49Oh, magic, yay!
16:54I'm the world's first Cupid with a mullet.
16:56It's time to play Cupid's Arrow.
17:03Yay!
17:04Oh, I love it!
17:05Oh!
17:06Sheesh!
17:07One at a time, islanders are blindfolded
17:10and must take aim at a board
17:11containing three faces chosen by the others.
17:15Oh, fucking hell!
17:18Whoever they hit, they must kiss.
17:21Sorry!
17:22Think pin the tail on the donkey
17:25minus the tail, the donkey,
17:27and Annie's shred of dignity.
17:28Oh!
17:29Oh!
17:31Yay!
17:31Yay!
17:31Oh, yeah!
17:33Yay!
17:33Oh, hey!
17:34Hey!
17:37Oh, well!
17:38Oh!
17:39Yay!
17:41Oh, no, babe!
17:46Yeah, that'll do.
17:48Kissing Lacey just validates that I have a stronger connection with Gabby.
17:53There was nothing special there anymore.
18:00Oh, shit.
18:04No, no, no.
18:07I mean, it's a game. I'm here to stir the pot.
18:08Oh, do I go or what?
18:19Yeah.
18:20I don't know where this board is, mate.
18:25Where's the board, brother?
18:28Oh!
18:30Hey, bro, it could have been a lot worse.
18:34Oh, once again, I have to kiss my ex-boyfriend.
18:41I mean, like, it's a bit of a piss-ache, but is this all a game at the end of the day?
18:46Mm.
18:47Oh!
18:48Okay!
18:50Wow.
18:52I'm sorry.
18:53Well done, well done.
18:57I really feel like this was his time to show me that he really, like, doesn't want anything to do with her
19:03because that's what he's been telling me.
19:05Like, he could have literally just kissed her on the cheek or kissed her just a quick little pack.
19:10But no, he's got all his tongue in there, babe.
19:16Oh!
19:17I got a text!
19:18Wee!
19:21Islanders, you know what would add some spice to this game?
19:24Oh!
19:26A new Smoking Hot Girl bombshell.
19:28Oh!
19:29Hashtag kaboom!
19:36Fuck yeah.
19:37Let's go.
19:41I'm Tamara.
19:41I'm 28.
19:42I'm an international model from Ireland, living in Melbourne, Australia.
19:48I'm not afraid to go after what I want.
19:50At the perfect time.
19:52If I see my tall, dark and handsome man waiting for me with another woman.
19:58I have no problem in fighting for him.
20:00I haven't been rejected yet, and I'm not about to let it happen here.
20:02Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:05Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:07Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:08Oh, shit!
20:08Oh, my God!
20:09Oh!
20:10Yaaay!
20:11How the hell are you, Islanders?
20:12I love you!
20:12Okay, wow!
20:13Oh my God!
20:14Oh!
20:15She's cool.
20:15Wait, I actually...
20:16Wait, this is mixed up.
20:17Wait, oh, sorry.
20:18Oh, it's mixed up.
20:19Oh, it's mixed type.
20:20Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:22Now that is a fucking hot bomb, baby.
20:25That's what we needed.
20:27Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:28Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:30Maybe I'm flippin' at you.
20:31She walks in she looks hot she looks tall
21:01She looks like a model and then she opens up her mouth and she's Irish
21:08Oh my god you guys are so sexy I'm dying what the hell
21:13Stop it how's my luck luck the Irish on my side thank you
21:18She's the second tall isn't it
21:20Model figure stunning body gorgeous face
21:25Dark brunette hair I might have some competition on my hands here
21:30She's got the same color hair as me hello how are you
21:32I'm Tamara nice to meet you she's gorgeous I love the light eyes I love the dark hair
21:37And I do love an accent
21:39There was just six really hot men staring at me
21:42And like I was going to hug them and they're all so tall and like smell so nice
21:46I was like okay I feel like I'm gonna do okay here I was quite happy
21:50Sorry about the outfits
21:52I know this is crazy sorry I didn't dress for the occasion
21:55The boys are all glued to her I can see and I do not blame them but Connor keep your eyes over here please
22:10So was it Tamara yes Tamara and you're from Ireland yes
22:14How old are you 28 do you live in Australia live in Melbourne oh yeah
22:18How about you guys are you all Australian
22:21We're all Aussie
22:21Oh my god that's so crazy
22:24You obviously like Aussies
22:26Well apparently yeah I've been there for like four years so yeah you can't get rid of me now
22:30What's your type
22:31Oh yes what's your type
22:33Oh my gosh I don't know I feel like I've dated so many different types so I feel like just anyone that's funny
22:39And like a good time
22:40Okay
22:40Anyone that says they're into a funny guy off the bat
22:44Um my eyes kind of light up because I'm like okay I could have a chance here
22:47What about you guys
22:48Um that's my type
22:50This one
22:51She's like him
22:52She's like hands off
22:53What do you do for work
22:56I work as a model
22:57Oh
22:57Oh model
22:59She's a model I'm a model she's a model I'm a model I mean
23:02What more could you want
23:04Which boy caught your eye first
23:06That made me a little bit uncomfortable
23:17I was like okay stay in your lane
23:20He has a wife so which one caught your eye second
23:24Everyone's coupled up I'm the only single boy
23:27I am a little bit salty she picked Connor instead of me I must admit
23:31Should we get back into the game
23:32Okay let's get back into it
23:35I think it's your turn
23:36It's me
23:37Yeah I think so
23:38I mean I walked into the Love Island Villa and within the first five minutes I was
23:42Blindfolded in a pink fluffy blindfold
23:45Holding an arrow
23:46And like trying to like walk my way towards this board and not fall over
23:51Anyone's a winner there to be honest
23:53Which way?
23:53Just anywhere
23:54And yeah you could say that was a bit of an insane introduction for sure
24:02He's a really good kisser it was good I was quite happy
24:13Fun little kiss with tomorrow bit worried what Gabby might be thinking but who doesn't love
24:18An opportunity to kiss someone else especially the new bombshell
24:21He's 22 by the way
24:23Six years go
24:25Oh shit well done
24:30He's giving Coogle
24:32It was a tough watch
24:37Wait wait wait
24:40Oh I've got a really good idea
24:41If you put Cooper there
24:43I swear to fucking God
24:45Wait wait wait wait
24:47It'll be funny either way
24:49It'll be funny either way
24:51What does that even mean?
24:53Mate just be careful
24:54Go Slick
24:58Off you go
24:59Mick be careful brother
25:04Oh no Mick Mick
25:08No Mick Mick no
25:09No Mick Mick no
25:10No Mick Mick no
25:11No Mick
25:12No Mick
25:13No Mick
25:15What are you doing?
25:17Get your fucking head out of this guy
25:19Oh my god
25:21Cooper mate
25:22All I wanted was a little smooch mate
25:24On the side of the cheek
25:25On the cheek
25:26On the fucking cheek
25:27Kissing it on the cheek
25:28I'll shake it
25:29I'll shake it
25:30I'll shake it
25:31I'll shake it
25:32Are you saying the serums and snake oils and snail salami puts all over his face
25:37It's like you don't want to put your lips on that
25:40Oh baby
25:42Alright let's play ball
25:43Let's go
25:44Go take your woman
25:45Ugh
25:46I'm shooting my shot
25:47Because she's hot
25:48And I like what I see
25:49I really do
25:50Oh my god
25:53Oh my god
25:54Okay
25:56Bye
25:57Very nice steamy kiss
25:59Passionate
26:00Sensual
26:01Really nice
26:02It's a good kiss
26:03Yeah
26:04Woo
26:05Hell yeah
26:06Just worked
26:07It flowed you know
26:08It's what I've been waiting for
26:09Single boy Cooper
26:11Oh shit
26:15I looked at the board and my face was on there three times
26:18So I was like well I guess I'm going up there again
26:20I feel like I might as well just stay up here in this place
26:22Oh
26:24Oh
26:25Oh
26:26Yeah
26:27What's that hand brother
26:30I took that one in full stride and had a nice little steamy kiss with her
26:38Jump up
26:39Oh
26:40Oh shit
26:41Islanders you know what would make this game even sparkier
26:46A smoking hot new boy
26:48Boy
26:49Boy
26:50Boy
26:51Boy
26:52Again
26:53One more caboo
26:55The reaction from the girls is very interesting
26:57They were all very very excited
27:00Just back it off a little bit
27:03Yay
27:04Hey
27:05I'm Matteo, I'm 26 and I'm a tradie from Newcastle
27:13I'm tall, I'm tanned, I've got the tattoos
27:17I'm naughty to fuck around
27:19I'm ready ready to go
27:21The other boys they might be boyfriend material
27:23But I'm husband material for sure
27:25I'm ready ready to go
27:28Oh boy
27:29Oh my god
27:30Oh my god
27:31Oh my god
27:32Oh my god
27:33In walks
27:34This like tanned, tall, dark, tutted, handsome guy
27:40Damn
27:41Oh wait he's hot
27:43Oh really
27:44Yeah I think he's hot
27:45Welcome to the villa
27:47This is crazy
27:49I like your tattoos
27:50I said tattoos are so nice
27:52This man is hotter than his son
27:55He is so fucking hot
27:58Oh my god
27:59I can't even deal with it right now
28:01Puts all the boys to shame
28:03I'm gonna put on the show
28:09I'm ready ready to go
28:20We're midway through tonight's villa game
28:22Now most of the girls are at least pretty stable in their current couples
28:26So they probably don't remotely care that a new bombshell is on his way to the villa
28:32A spanking hot new boi boi
28:34Oh shit
28:36Oh shit
28:37Hey
28:38Hey
28:39Oh shit
28:43Oh shit
28:44Hi
28:45Oh my goodness
28:47What have I walked into?
28:48This is crazy
28:49Hi
28:50Hi
28:51How's everyone?
28:52Hi
28:53Holy shit
28:54Mateo lovely to meet you
28:55Nice to meet you
28:56I'll go this way
28:57I'm sure
28:58Oh my gross
28:59Oh wait he's hot
29:00He's hot
29:01Yeah I think he's hot
29:02Mateo so lovely to meet you
29:04Fuck did he have to be double sleeved up handsome and good looking?
29:09Hi
29:10Isabel
29:11Nice to meet you
29:12Mateo
29:13Mateo lovely to meet you
29:14Hi I'm Piana
29:15Nice to meet you
29:16Mateo and who's this?
29:17Hi I'm Gabby
29:18Mateo Mark lovely to meet you
29:19Welcome to Villa
29:21This man is so fucking hot
29:23He's so pretty
29:24I love his tattoos
29:25Like I just wanna like explore his body
29:29Mateo
29:30Mateo
29:31How old are you?
29:3226
29:33Yeah
29:34Where are you from?
29:35Sydney
29:36Oh my god
29:37What style Sunny?
29:38Sorry?
29:39What style Sunny?
29:40Capricorn
29:41Oh same
29:42Really?
29:43That's all the boys like
29:44The girls are frothy
29:45Look at them all
29:47Bro he smells really good
29:48Like everything
29:49I smell it now
29:50Can I smell it?
29:51Yeah
29:52It smells like a dream
29:53Delicious
29:54Um what's your type?
29:55Like
29:56Types
29:57Looks and personality
29:58Yeah I feel like two big qualities I look for in someone
30:00Uh
30:01I feel like someone who's not like a pushover
30:03So someone that has like
30:05Someone that has like cojones like balls right
30:07Then can stand up for themselves
30:08Big balls
30:09Right?
30:10Oh my god
30:11Mans is in heaven because that's all of us girls in here
30:13And someone that's ambitious has like you know something you know something to do with their life
30:18Yeah
30:19You get what I mean like work wise so
30:20Yeah
30:21So my tit is telling me he's a good guy
30:23My tit is telling me he's the kind of guy that you want to show off to your family and yeah take home to your dad
30:30How's everyone here?
30:31Like is anyone like wiped off or anything or?
30:33I'm open
30:34Yeah cool
30:35I'm very open
30:36Oh wow
30:37Wow
30:38Yeah yeah
30:39Pissed me off that
30:40Saying yeah she's really really open when um I've been getting to know her the last couple of days
30:44Should we get back to the game? We got the new bombshells turn
30:48A little fluffy pink blindfolds for you
30:51Thank you
30:52What the hell
30:53Hey Mateo how tall are you?
30:55Six on the dot
30:57Mmm
30:59So 5'10?
31:01Do you think I look 5'10?
31:03Be nice
31:04Yeah
31:05I've never been asked about like my height so that was like what the hell
31:10Like I'm dead set six foot on the dot
31:12That's wild
31:14This is crazy I can't see shit eh
31:16Swing it, swing it round
31:18Swing it round
31:19Swing it round
31:20Swing it round
31:21Swing it round
31:22Swing it round
31:23Yes
31:24Oh yeah good
31:25That's good
31:26Oh yeah
31:27Okay
31:28Isabelle definitely caught my eye like a hundred percent
31:32Okay lovely to meet
31:33Nice to meet
31:34Oh yes
31:39Oh
31:40Okay
31:41It wasn't great to watch I'm not gonna lie
31:43He looks like a pretty decent kisser
31:45Oh
31:47It was a really good kiss
31:48It was really nice
31:49He definitely has like a similar kissing style to me which I thought was really nice
31:54I can tell he is into it
31:58Game on bro
32:04I thought he was gonna throw it
32:06Oh
32:07Very good
32:08Oh
32:09Oh
32:10Get smooching
32:11Hello
32:12Okay okay okay
32:13Ooh ooh
32:14That was smooth
32:15She's so cute
32:16Guys literally
32:17Oh you grab his wallet
32:18Is that what's going to be?
32:21You killed that?
32:22Sorry baby
32:23She's gate keeping me she's protecting her mans
32:26Let me I gotta spread my wings man
32:27Look it's a little bit awkward to be honest but whatever
32:34Oh my god
32:35I got with the laughing I'm actually dead
32:37I enjoyed the kiss not gonna lie
32:40Alright go
32:41Hey
32:42Nice
32:44Yeah
32:45That's clear that's clear
32:46Oh
32:47Hey
32:48This game is just getting better and better
32:51He's definitely very very attractive
32:52This game is just getting better and better is definitely very very attractive the cheekbones. Wow
33:09Take me now
33:21Passion on with Mateo, I think that all came off me kissing fucking y'all really she really tried to make a statement with that and pissing me off
33:28He's very sensual
33:34Yeah, the kiss it was just like slow and just like I don't know it was just like little sparks
33:47Yeah, that was nice. I'm that's probably the best kiss I had tonight 100% with Lacey
33:54Yeah, he's good kiss off. Yeah
33:56You know it's so bad if it's more competition it's more competition so they're gonna make me grow and honor
34:02Kai's 100% jealous. He knows that this guy is a threat
34:26I
34:31knew bombshells have hit the villa and yes one is Irish
34:34but I was with last year I will show no favoritism whatsoever to perfect Irish Queen tamara and I hope she wins
34:42excuse me okay tell us your life story
34:48is it 60 minutes oh my god how's your relationship with your father
34:53that is an insane question i really don't want to do this to you right now dead dad's club all
35:01around here yeah yeah good on you mate and what's your relationship with your father
35:05this is what i like about tomorrow she comes in we pull her for a chat and she's the one leading
35:13us in the chat which shows either one our incompetency to chat or two the fact that
35:18she's a boss bitch i feel like we we ask such different questions to the girls i'm just saying
35:23we suck it up yeah they're probably just like so how was your day is everyone being nice
35:28can i ask you a question what hit me what made you come on love island oh good question poor love
35:33definitely definitely i would love to meet someone i'm in my absolute prime right now
35:37like i've got everything in life but that person that i could kind of share it with you know like
35:42i don't need someone but it'd be nice to kind of have someone yeah love that yeah that's nice
35:47you're so cute yeah of course i think material is really sexy yeah i think he's hot he definitely
35:53seemed emotionally intelligent and just like someone that you could sit down with and just
35:57speak for hours there's a lot of depth to that man have you had relationships in the past oh yes
36:01and what if what if they looked like like i feel like my last one yeah yeah my last one was roughly
36:07two and a half years and that was nice that was probably the first girl that i've like truly truly
36:12like loved yeah um unfortunately yeah it didn't yeah and that was when sorry how long ago like a year
36:17and a half ago roughly yeah okay she was the first woman that kind of had them like balls and stuff
36:20and like she's like a strong woman like very confident literally every single girl here is
36:25like a confident we have bigger balls than all of them like we have they have inverted balls
36:31okay so you're a model do you have you dated fellow models yeah and how was that fun exclusively
36:40actually fun or are you taking the piss both okay okay no it's good and bad easy right yeah i know
36:48that's thanks for the big answer yeah well you'll see all right yeah off to a crack of the head yeah
36:55yeah it's great should we just go through what we do i'm doing better than you coops
36:58hey it's the biggest villa rivalry right now it's me and cooper always batting heads a little bit
37:06yeah should we just say our names and how old we are you've got feathers in your hair i know cooper
37:12is infatuated he is non-stop just staring at her into her eyes thank you what is happening turn
37:20around oh okay oh mick is hard to read he always keeps his cards close to his chest but you know
37:27even i could see he's doing a bit of oogling thank you covered in feathers there you go yeah i'm like
37:32a i'm like a duck that's been fucked and it'll be interesting now to see him fight over a girl
37:37you want a snack yeah you want a snack yeah this is my palace uh-huh lacy is annoyed that kai kissed
37:52yana in the challenge kai this is your chance to show some composure and calm the tensions maybe
37:58start by saying something comforting so what was that about what was what about are you looking at me
38:04on your off me yeah what for earlier today we had a conversation i said like in a in a challenge
38:10like would you kiss rihanna and you were like well i don't want her like that was your opportunity to
38:15just kiss her on the cheek or just make it less of a like tongue thing you know what i mean i'm saying
38:20like that was your that was your time to at least show me something do you know what i mean
38:25look i think it's a bit shit that lacy is annoyed by me kissing yana in the challenge
38:33the way she went out and fucking old mate passionate on with mate i think she really
38:38tried to make a statement with that and pissing me off oh you did the same thing and then you
38:42started strutting out by her come on you started strutting out going oh i'm single oh yeah pick me
38:47pick me i'm single pretty much like it looks like shit you think fucking big me well it sort of was
38:52like that and i was like fuck right well i am disappointed in kai i feel like that was like
38:58he's time to really prove to me
39:01i think i'm gonna be able to like go and chat like it's just weird for a chat yeah sure
39:12you know that it's not in the picture i don't know that though you do i've told you so many
39:24fucking times you need to trust me for once i don't know how you don't believe me when all i
39:28have given is me to you and no one else
39:31i don't know what you want from me then because like this you just don't want it really
39:40if i didn't want anything to do with you i wouldn't be having these conversations with you
39:45does that make sense i wouldn't i just genuinely wouldn't give a fuck and i would just walk away
39:49obviously i care um i'm sorry and i don't want to hurt your feelings and i don't want you to think
39:56that you're ever so embarrassed because you're not because you're all i fucking want to do
40:00i'm not i don't even care like i look at that bone and like she's a gorgeous girl but it's
40:06like i don't even care i'm not interested
40:08how are you going um no let's think about you first why i want to cool go do you have questions
40:27or no but like yeah how are you feeling good really good yeah you seem really calm yeah what
40:33are you like looking for in the villa like attributes oh someone that's got emotional
40:38intelligence definitely confidence as well that's massive and as i said before just someone
40:43that's not a pushover a stronger woman i guess that's cool it was very flattering being asked
40:49by mateo for a chat i'm definitely open to getting to know mateo he has a lot of traits
40:56that will tick my boxes so far a little bit about me yeah yeah i was actually engaged at the start
41:01of the year yeah six months really yeah where's your head out with that though like yeah no i'm
41:09like very like content with how that relationship ended like it wasn't like toxic or anything was it
41:14like a long relo or yeah it was like five years yeah yeah right but yeah no i definitely am like
41:19prefer relationships yeah of course same definitely same this is probably the longest i've been single
41:23like yeah like content i feel like yeah but yeah what i've learned about myself since being single
41:28is that i like know exactly what i want and like i don't really tolerate what i don't want that's
41:32huge that's actually a big like green tick i'm not even taking a piece that's like yeah this is
41:37gonna sound fucking crazy um instantly when i did speak to her i got the tiniest little bit of butterflies
41:47and i feel like i haven't felt that in years not gonna lie when all of us were talking yeah he was
41:54like on his ear yeah yeah yeah like i literally said to lacy i was like does he know that there's
42:00five of us girls he was literally sitting on the chair just facing is he like yeah it's a bit
42:08like yeah it's hard it's not easy to like sort of just watch someone tune your chick obviously i am
42:24not trying to listen at all but hopefully it's not too good would you like your tea there
42:30thank you
42:41enjoy your 30 minutes in tp with her mate because i will be enjoying a lot of laughs in bed with her
42:49tonight what are you looking at you have seven seven seven i do yes i was why the necklace
42:55i'm curious because of the angel numbers and what it means but also like sevens like there's a few
43:00sevens for me this year that i'm like aligned with yeah yeah right so i've just got my necklace
43:05do you think you're lucky like you're a lucky girl
43:08100 yeah if you don't believe you're lucky you won't be lucky
43:11oh that's cracker that's awesome
43:16fucking oh you like that that was awesome i feel like i do have good instinct 100
43:21hundred percent um i think this definitely something i should pursue tomorrow if the chats
43:27get you know better and better then i'm just gonna have to swoop in there and try and see
43:32if that feeling's reciprocated
43:34i'm fucking joking i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking i'm joking i'm sorry i'm sorry
43:38what a beautiful night we've got beaming bright lights breathtaking bombshells and boys big boys
43:58brainless boys big brainless boys sorry lads i ran out of positive b words as i showed you this little part
44:04the what this little nook part yes beautiful i've had a great tour first person to get tomorrow
44:11thank you snatch that come for a chat what are you chasing in here like what's what's kind of like a
44:17guy that you're looking for i love someone's a bit nerdy yeah i'm very nerdy you read a couple books
44:22they read play video games all the time really so yeah so i like that what game machine do you like a
44:28game game because this is how people game because that's nerdy yeah this is how we game exactly
44:34she sat down and go hang on a second you're pretty and you can talk shit and you got a bit going on
44:38between your ears so i was like all right cool this is great i'll be straightforward with you there's
44:44been no one that's really gone out and grabbed me just on a like an intellectual level okay like i want
44:50something that's like mentally stimulating were you coupled up at the banning yeah i was coupled up with
44:54yana that city girls sort of okay so she was pinched by one of the bombshells okay yeah mick the guy
45:00that can't string a sentence together okay yes so i just like mind him up for fun but obviously
45:06it's too easy though like you know sometimes you don't try a little bit he's he's getting to his
45:10limits with you i think yeah yeah which makes me push it a bit more you're pushing his buttons
45:14yeah it's funny so i was kind of really hoping that someone could come in with a bit of
45:20a bit of shit about him a bit of talk okay okay i was like this is perfect because i got the text
45:26that's amazing i definitely think cooper's coming on a little strong it's definitely a lot look at this
45:32maybe it's just a little intense for me this quickly did mick get to go chat to her nah not yet
45:40i think koop's going a bit hard like i think you've just got to like obviously you want to pull her but
45:44you've got to like give her a bit of space as well yeah you can't do it for too long
45:48yeah yeah baby oh you look good babe he's back he's back he's back yeah
45:54oi you gonna steal her for a chat yeah mate so i'm desperate to speak to tamara and old mate cooper's up there
46:01fucking chatting absolute dribble like he always does development so big isn't it yeah massive
46:07there you go oh where's the angel outfit this is better isn't it i'm dressed up for you i don't know
46:13i dress up for you cooper's gonna hate this i was coming to put you for a chat but then uh
46:19looks like you're into something i'll give you i'll be back in five come back in five i'll switch over
46:23come back in five i'll switch over you got time for me after that i have time for you yeah i'll
46:27leave you with cooper troopers in here all right all right right now i feel like me and cooper
46:31have been talking for like three to five business days so i don't know what those five extra minutes
46:36were even for
46:44you got four minutes brother oh he loves scaring the pond he fucking loves it i feel like even i can't
46:49laugh too hard because koops will hate me you know i'm like oh but but it's funny
46:52funny you just got this
46:54mmm he's going back again sorry to interrupt again i don't know would you like a cup of tea
47:00please green or red or um black with milk please sugar no thank you how about yourself
47:09i'll take one brother and any milk or good luck to you mick i'm sure you'll fuck it up
47:14sorry me again back yeah look we've um we got a few options oh we've got an actual full selection
47:20yeah we don't have the one you want i thought it was jelly oh my god
47:26i love you anyway i'll be back
47:30oh yeah actually the that's my pants are falling down too honestly it was kind of hilarious
47:36he's a vibe for sure yeah someone's cup of tea pun intended
47:46and they're just like yeah i'll go like that i'm like all right
47:48you're like i can do that short exactly
47:50time's up tiger switch it over
47:52but thank you
47:54unfortunately for um for mick i've set the bar quite high cash you ladies won't drop any tea
48:00and him with tea in hand has has to try and back up
48:04this is sick by the way my belt yeah yeah i'm a bit of a fashionista
48:08yeah it's fashion oyster mick thank you and if you got that throwback congratulations you should be a love island super fan
48:14you don't want to talk to me dressed like an angel no just in front of myself right there could have been better times when you walked in i think you know maybe but anyway you're here
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