Symphony in Slang (1951)

Jessy carter

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Symphony in Slang (1951) #TexAvery

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00:00Our eyes rickled.

00:02My breath came in short pants.

00:04And I got goose pimples.

00:06I was all Tums.

00:08Mary's clothes fit her like a glove.

00:10And she looked mighty pretty with her hair done up in her bun.

00:13She had good looking pins, though.

00:15Finally, she gives me a date.

00:17I put on my white tie and tails.

00:19And brother did she put on the dog.

00:22We went around together for some time.

00:24Painting the town red.

00:26Going to the store club.

00:28And a box at the opera.

00:30After the opera, I had a cocktail.

00:33And Mary had a Moscow mule.

00:35At dinner, Mary let her hair down.

00:37And ate like a horse.

00:40By then, my money was running out on me.

00:42So I writes a check.

00:44It bounced.

00:45Brother, I was really in a pickle.

00:47The proprietor drew a gun on me.

00:50But I gave him the slip.

00:52And hid in the foothills.

00:54In no time, the law was on my heels.

00:56On the witness stand, the judge tried to pump me.

00:59But it seemed that every time I opened my mouth, I put my foot in it.

01:03So he sent me up the river.

01:05On arriving, I dropped in on Mary.

01:08And threw myself at her feet.

01:11I asked her to marry me.

01:12But she turned her back on me.

01:14And got on her high horse.

01:16I couldn't touch her with a ten-foot pole.

01:19She wouldn't say a word.

01:21Guess the cant had her tongue.

01:23So I walked out on her.

01:25After that, I went to pieces.

01:28Feeling lonely, I went down to Joe's Malt Shop.

01:31Where a bunch of the boys were hanging around.

01:33Ah, the music was nice.

01:36The guy at the piano played by ear.

01:38I felt a tug at my elbow.

01:41It was the soda clerk.

01:44We sat down and chewed the rag a while.

01:46I'd heard from the grapevine

01:48that Mary was going around with an old flame.

01:52That burned me up.

01:54Because I knew he was just feeding her a lion.

01:57But the guy really spent his money like water.

02:00I think he was connected with the railroad.

02:03As they danced, I tried to chisel in.

02:06But the guy got in my hair.

02:08So I left.

02:09Outside, it was raining cats and dogs.

02:12I was feeling mighty bloom.

02:14And everything looked black.

02:16But I carried on.

02:18And went to the Thousand Islands.

02:21There, I became a beachcomber.

02:23But I still thought of Mary.

02:25And a tear ran down my cheek.

02:28So I sends her a cable.

02:30Next day, she sends me back a wire.

02:33I rushed back to the U.S. on a cattle boat.

02:37And hot-footed it over to Mary's apartment.

02:40But when I opened the door,

02:41I noticed quite a few changes.

02:44Why, Mary...

02:45Mary had a bunch of little ones.

02:48The groom had his hands full, too.

02:51So all this struck me so funny

02:53that I died laughing.

02:55I'm not angry.

02:56I know why I killed her.

02:57I didn't kill her.

02:58I didn't kill her, too.

02:59I didn't kill her.

03:00I would never kill her.

03:01I did take a long time.

03:02I was like, oh, my asshole.

03:03I was like, oh, God.

03:04You didn't kill her.

03:05I was like, oh…

03:06I won't kill her.

03:08I'm a guy in the house!

03:09Oh my God!

03:10I've killed her.

03:11I didn't kill her and I was like, oh, God.

03:13And she just killed her.

03:15Oh, God.

03:16And she was like, oh, God.

03:18And she was like, oh, God, we're not there.

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