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Corn on the Cop (1965) - Directed by Irv Spector

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00:01Caught ya!
00:02You mean, now let me have that bag, Granny.
00:04Oh, no you don't. You're trying to get all the credit. I'll take it.
00:08You got it.
00:12Stop! Stop, thief!
00:15Thank goodness I'm home.
00:17A body isn't safe on the streets anymore with those juvenile delinquents.
00:26Open up, Granny!
00:28We want the loot you have in the shopping bag.
00:32Here's one for you, and one for you, and that's all you get.
00:37A bubble gun?
00:40Sam, you lower me down to the old lady's window. I go inside and take her by surprise.
00:47Gee, I gotta hand it to you, Sarge.
00:50Fine, fine. I'll take it easy.
00:52Little lower. Atta boy.
00:55Well, look at the little boydy.
00:58Bye-bye, boydy.
01:00Like I said, there's nothing to it. All we do is build a suspension bridge from here all the way across to the old girl's living room.
01:16Get me a couple of more boards.
01:18A couple of boards coming up.
01:22One thing I can't stand is being bad carpentry.
01:27Say, what are you doing?
01:29These nails are all bent. I'm going to put in some new ones.
01:33Oh, no. He wouldn't.
01:39Gee, I wonder if I did something wrong.
01:45You two might as well give up, because I'm just a little more stubborn than you are.
01:50She's locked the shutters.
01:53Go home, coppers!
01:55There she is, over there.
02:02She's back there again.
02:03I'm putting a stop to this, once and for all.
02:19Young man, I'm going to teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.
02:24Did you get his number?
02:25Officer Flaherty, I'm glad you came by.
02:31I've been having an awful time with these juvenile delinquents.
02:35Don't worry, Mrs. Webster.
02:36I'll take care of this one.
02:38And thanks a lot. We've been looking for him.
02:40There's two more who should be spanked, too.
02:43But I'll let their parents take care of that.
02:46Come along, young man. Where do you live?
02:49Precinct 72. Oh, cut it out, Grandma.
02:51Stop, will you? Stop or...
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