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Alien Outlaw is a 1985 science fiction film where extraterrestrial visitors descend upon a small town during a gun show. The story follows Jesse Jamison as tensions escalate and chaos ensues when the aliens begin targeting locals, creating an urgent struggle for surviva
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00:00:00I once spent a night with a lady who was as fine as could be.
00:00:13When the sun rose, I got on my horse and I was preparing to leave.
00:00:26She couldn't believe I was gone. She told me my words were untrue.
00:00:40She said I must have been telling a lie.
00:00:46Wes, do you have to leave tonight?
00:00:49I should have left this morning.
00:00:51Jesse's gonna be mad as hell at me if I don't get this show to the motel before sunrise.
00:00:55Oh, what's the rush?
00:00:59I was supposed to be there this afternoon.
00:01:04Jesse's not there to perform for at least a couple more days.
00:01:08But I think you're forgetting about practice. You know, one doesn't put on a show like this without...
00:01:24Practice.
00:01:28And then hang around and we'll practice.
00:01:31Oh, baby. We've been practicing all day.
00:01:34It's time to perform.
00:01:37Jesse is going to perform on my skull if I don't get this show on the road.
00:01:42Oh.
00:01:43Don't worry, lover. The show's only booked for a few performances.
00:01:48I'll be back here again before we take it to another part of the country.
00:01:51Another part of the country?
00:01:53And another cabin?
00:01:55Hmm.
00:01:56And another girl?
00:01:57Hmm.
00:01:58Oh, well. Who cares? I'm having a good time.
00:02:02Now, go check the trailer and make sure the doors close tight.
00:02:11When I had spoken my heart
00:02:16Tears had softened her eyes
00:02:22I grabbed the reins
00:02:27Well, how's the door?
00:02:29I'll secure it.
00:02:31Good.
00:02:32Then I guess it's time to go.
00:02:34Too bad.
00:02:36Hope you've had a good time.
00:02:39I'll have.
00:02:41This cabin in these mountains holds some beautiful memories.
00:02:44Does that mean you'll come back up here when I can get away?
00:02:47If you promise to come here every time this show is within 500 miles of this place...
00:02:51You can count on it.
00:02:53I don't believe in horses and boots
00:02:56And I don't believe in yours
00:03:02I said the love of the show
00:03:05Think this thing will get you where you're going?
00:03:08Why is Jesse so cheap?
00:03:11Each act that claims to be the best of its kind should at least have a truck to haul it around in.
00:03:16Could look better PR wise.
00:03:18But for now, we'll just be content on being the best.
00:03:21Is Jesse really that good?
00:03:23The best?
00:03:25There's always someone better.
00:03:27You can make an exception in this case, baby.
00:03:30As far as the planet Earth goes, there ain't a gunslinger on this terrain that can handle weapons better than Jesse Jameson.
00:03:37Well, let's see.
00:03:38Let's see.
00:03:39Let's see.
00:03:40Let's see.
00:03:41Let's see.
00:03:42Let's see.
00:03:44Let's see.
00:03:45Let's see.
00:03:46Let's see.
00:03:48Let's see.
00:03:49Let's see.
00:03:51Let's see.
00:03:52Let's see.
00:03:53Let's see.
00:03:55Let's see.
00:03:56Let's see.
00:03:58Let's see.
00:04:00Let's see.
00:04:01Let's see.
00:04:23Finance!
00:06:54This is crazy.
00:07:05It's got to be here.
00:07:36No!
00:07:37Go away!
00:07:56No!
00:08:00No!
00:08:01No!
00:08:03No!
00:08:04No!
00:08:12It's been a long time since I've seen anyone do that blindfolded.
00:08:15It's good.
00:08:20Hey, the sharpshooters I knew back in the old days used one exactly like this.
00:08:25Only they were so thin that when you put them on, you could see right through it.
00:08:29But it fooled the audience and some people, that's all that mattered.
00:08:34Now, let's see how sharp those pretty eyes the viewers really are.
00:08:42Now, these things blow up real pretty when you hit one just right.
00:08:49Let's see a bullseye.
00:08:51It's all yours, Miss Jessie.
00:08:59Hey, that was great, Jessie.
00:09:01I hope I please you, Sunset.
00:09:03What I've seen pleases me very much, Jessie.
00:09:07And if the rest of your show is anything like what I've seen this morning,
00:09:11I have no doubt the Diamond Theatrical Agency will sign you up.
00:09:15Jessie Jamison, fastest gun on earth.
00:09:18I never claimed to be the fastest, Sunset, just the best.
00:09:21Only the best.
00:09:23The Diamond Booking Agency is also the best.
00:09:25They book acts for all the big American amusement parks.
00:09:29All the nightclubs, rodeos, and foreign shows.
00:09:33My interview with Mrs. Diamond is still at one?
00:09:35At one o'clock.
00:09:36And because I think you've got something more on the ball that meets the eye,
00:09:39let me warn you.
00:09:41Be prepared when you walk into her office to sell your show.
00:09:45Now, she's a tough old gal, and she's never snowed by a pretty face.
00:09:49She just uses them to sell advertising or bookings.
00:09:52I understand.
00:09:53Now, a lot of her agents have seen your show, and they're well impressed.
00:09:58So, while you're in her office, do let her know you're there for business.
00:10:02Thanks, Sunset. I'll be all business at once.
00:10:05Hey, and don't forget, it doesn't hurt to look your best.
00:10:23Hello?
00:10:35Good morning, Frank.
00:10:37Good morning, Jesse.
00:10:39My business manager was up late last night.
00:10:42Yeah, I think maybe I got us some bookings. Show dates.
00:10:46Get any private bookings, Frank?
00:10:48Sounds like you had quite a show date yourself last night.
00:10:51Oh, oh, that agent's secretary.
00:10:53She was pretty, Frank.
00:10:54Did you convince her that you were a big-time booking agent
00:10:57for the greatest gun show on earth?
00:10:59Come on for Jesse.
00:11:00That girl's business.
00:11:03She's got a lot of contacts.
00:11:05Probably a long list of them.
00:11:08Better go to the health clinic, Frank.
00:11:10Oh, I'd be writing all this down if it were funny, Jesse.
00:11:14I have something else that isn't funny, Frank.
00:11:16What, Jesse? You've been making money.
00:11:19Not much.
00:11:20And speaking of not much, just where is Wes?
00:11:23You think he's not here yet?
00:11:25That's right, Frank.
00:11:26That's just what I mean.
00:11:28Well, he's probably still at his cabin.
00:11:31Why, Frank?
00:11:32Why is he still at his cabin?
00:11:34Well, we don't have a show for two more days, Jesse.
00:11:36I need to practice, Frank.
00:11:38I need my show.
00:11:39You'll be here.
00:11:41Jesse, I'm tired. I was up late.
00:11:43I'm tired. I was up late.
00:11:44I'm sorry. This is the operator.
00:11:46You'll have to deposit another-
00:11:47I'll just charge it to her room and shut up, operator.
00:11:49Sir, Frank.
00:11:50Or put it on my bill.
00:11:52I mean, who ever heard of a hotel operator charging for a room-to-room call?
00:11:55I'm not at the motel, Frank.
00:11:56Where the hell are you?
00:11:57Where the hell are you?
00:11:58I had an appointment today with the diamond book-
00:12:00I had an appointment to have the oil in my car changed.
00:12:03Oh, all right. Well, we'll talk tonight.
00:12:04We'll talk when I get back, Frank.
00:12:06Fine. Right now, I just want some sleep.
00:12:08Right now, I want you to find out where Wes's cabin is.
00:12:10Sir, I cannot put it on your bill.
00:12:12Well, I bet this operator's only 15.
00:12:14She's wearing some really tight pants.
00:12:17Sir, do you realize that this is a public utility?
00:12:20What?
00:12:21Wes's cabin!
00:12:22It's in the mountains.
00:12:23Well, that tells me a lot, Frank.
00:12:24I know it's in mountains.
00:12:25Wes has some kind of nasty cabin tucked away in every mountain in the country.
00:12:29I want you to find out where this one is.
00:12:31Go there if you have to.
00:12:33I want my show.
00:12:34I want it at the motel, and I want it tonight.
00:12:36Call Wes's uncle.
00:12:38You know, I like young girls operator.
00:12:40I must insist that.
00:12:42Uh, Wes's uncle Alex, he'll know where it is.
00:12:44Frank, you call Alex.
00:12:46Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:48Call now, Frank.
00:12:50Okay, just let me get some sleep.
00:12:52Call now, Frank.
00:12:54I can't hear you, Jessie.
00:12:55This line's too noisy.
00:12:57We'll call her your shorts off.
00:13:01Why have I put up with this for so long?
00:13:03Let's go.
00:13:04Bye.
00:13:05Bye.
00:13:06Thank you so long.
00:13:08All right.
00:13:09Bye.
00:13:11Bye.
00:13:14Bye.
00:13:16Bye.
00:13:17Bye.
00:13:27Bye.
00:13:28Bye.
00:13:29Bye.
00:13:31I'll check, that's a nice outfit.
00:13:48Hey, you can't bring it back.
00:14:01I'll check, that's a nice outfit.
00:14:31Good morning, Ms. Jameson.
00:14:34What's going on here?
00:14:35I believe it's about checkout time, Ms. Jameson.
00:14:38Checkout time?
00:14:39We're going to be here for two more days.
00:14:41I'm sorry, Ms. Jameson.
00:14:42No one made me aware of that.
00:14:44Well, you're aware of it now.
00:14:46Put my bags back in the room.
00:14:48I'm terribly sorry, Ms. Jameson, but we're all filled up.
00:14:51And I've already booked this room for the week.
00:14:53That's ridiculous.
00:14:54You must have another room.
00:14:56What about my manager?
00:14:57Where is he?
00:14:58We called him when he was late for checkout time.
00:15:00He said he wanted his room for two more nights.
00:15:02And didn't he also say that I wanted this room for two more nights?
00:15:06Apparently, you're the victim of bad management, Ms. Jameson.
00:15:11We're liberal people here.
00:15:13We understand.
00:15:14I'll have the porter take your bags down to your, uh, manager's room.
00:15:30Boy, the bags in front of 203.
00:15:33Take them down to 110.
00:15:35I'm going to lunch.
00:15:36I was leaving for lunch.
00:15:38What's that?
00:15:40I said, yes, ma'am.
00:15:41Oh.
00:15:44Well, hop to it.
00:15:46I like to see a little hustle out of my employees, especially when I'm having to pay the minimum wage.
00:15:51Boy, wait.
00:15:51Carry the bags.
00:15:55Clean the room.
00:15:56Swap the deck.
00:15:56Mop the floor.
00:15:57Take them up.
00:15:58Take them down.
00:16:01Frank.
00:16:02Frank, open the door.
00:16:04Frank, I want to talk to you.
00:16:09It's monotonous.
00:16:11I'm young.
00:16:11I need some excitement around here.
00:16:13I'm going to swing.
00:16:14I want to dance.
00:16:15I want to...
00:16:15Frank, I have a one o'clock appointment, and I need this room.
00:16:26Frank?
00:16:28Okay, Frank.
00:16:36Do you have a passkey?
00:16:40No, ma'am.
00:16:42Molly, the manager has a passkey.
00:16:44Where is she?
00:16:46Godzilla's gone to lunch.
00:17:11Never mind me.
00:17:12I'm just a porter.
00:17:12I'm just a porter.
00:17:21Frank!
00:17:23Dear.
00:17:25Dear.
00:17:27Beautiful man.
00:17:28Frank.
00:17:28Frank.
00:17:29Frank.
00:17:30Wake up, sleepyhead.
00:17:37Get the hell up!
00:17:39Come and open the door, Frank.
00:17:40He doesn't seem to hear me.
00:17:47Okay, scum.
00:17:49Open the damn door.
00:17:52That was it, Frank.
00:17:53That was your last test.
00:17:54Better be away from the door now, rip that Winkle.
00:17:57Oh.
00:17:58I've got a passkey to open all the time in.
00:18:03Take this job!
00:18:07Wake up, Paul.
00:18:08Mom, stop there.
00:18:10Come on.
00:18:13Come on.
00:18:27Come on.
00:18:30Come on.
00:18:30Let's go.
00:19:00Hey, Bozo, what are you doing in there?
00:19:19We put the door up to keep the horse there.
00:19:23To keep the door shut.
00:19:28What is this, Halloween?
00:19:30Ah!
00:19:58Hi, boys.
00:20:00Hello, Alex.
00:20:02Good to see you.
00:20:03You fellas up here for vacation?
00:20:05Uh-huh.
00:20:06Yeah.
00:20:10Oh.
00:20:12Yeah, college students always dress more for comfort than they do for working.
00:20:16Oh, she's up here for work.
00:20:18It's a study course from college, I think.
00:20:21Check her out.
00:20:21She's majoring in agriculture and farm resources, I believe.
00:20:28Maybe we should try to help her out and see that she gets the lay of the land, you know?
00:20:33Me?
00:20:34Here.
00:20:40Are you ready?
00:20:41Just a minute.
00:20:45This all looks a little strange to me.
00:20:48You ready?
00:20:49You ready?
00:20:49You ready?
00:20:50Yeah.
00:20:50Hey, hello, there.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:55You boys were looking at the girl, weren't you?
00:20:59Have you noticed she's moved over there?
00:21:01Let's go.
00:21:03Let's go.
00:21:03Let's go.
00:21:04Let's go.
00:21:05Why in the immortal hell
00:21:18Didn't you tell me they were clearing land
00:21:21Are you all right, Alex?
00:21:22Hey, is that the last one, James?
00:21:24I think so, Peter
00:21:25At least for today
00:21:26Hello, Alex
00:21:28Hello, Luger
00:21:30Why don't you let all work, Charlie?
00:21:32Oh, I got a special company coming tonight
00:21:35I had to go home and clean my house
00:21:37Well, I tell you what, Aiky
00:21:38Get through cleaning your
00:21:40Come over and help me clean mine, all right?
00:21:42Looks like you got a college girl
00:21:44Help you clean yours
00:21:45Oh, hell, she's one of them modern women
00:21:47She'd rather work out in the garden like a view
00:21:49Damn
00:21:52She's crazy, too
00:21:54I wonder why it is Luger
00:21:56Always gets those female students
00:21:57To come up and intern on his farm
00:21:59But just maybe he's got an earthy sex appeal about her
00:22:02What do you think?
00:22:03How about you, pal?
00:22:04Well, who's this special company you're expecting to see?
00:22:07Just the girl my nephew works for
00:22:09Your nephew, Wes?
00:22:11That's right
00:22:12Wes?
00:22:13Where in the hell does he find time to work?
00:22:15Every time I hear from that boy, he's shacked up somewhere
00:22:18Wes's dad left him so much money
00:22:20He bought six damn mountain cabins
00:22:21Each one of them in a different part of the country
00:22:23And he keeps them all stocked with the young lovelies
00:22:26You know what I mean?
00:22:27Hmm
00:22:27Sounds nice
00:22:28Yeah
00:22:28But, uh, who's this woman he works for?
00:22:32Well, I probably should have said work for instead of works for
00:22:36I think she's coming up to fire, man
00:22:38I can't say he doesn't deserve it
00:22:40Oh, that isn't that Jesse Jameson girl, is it?
00:22:42The one and only
00:22:42Well, who's Jesse Jameson?
00:22:44Oh, she's the Antioch of the 80s
00:22:46You never heard of her?
00:22:47The what?
00:22:47She's got a gun show, and it's pretty good
00:22:49Despite the way that my nephew and a lazy manager of hers has handled it
00:22:54Yeah, but, you know, they do a lot of low-rent stuff
00:22:58You know, perform for a supermarket, department store grand openings
00:23:01You know what those things are like
00:23:02Yeah, but with a little bigger show and a little more range
00:23:06I think she could hit the big time
00:23:07She's a fantastic lady, Peter
00:23:09And she handles a gun like nobody I've ever seen
00:23:12Well, sounds like old Alex should have us over for dinner tonight
00:23:16Definitely, definitely
00:23:17I will on one condition
00:23:18What's that, Alex?
00:23:20Tell me, where in these damn mountains are you going to find fish big enough for this rig you're carrying?
00:23:26It's big enough for the Loch Ness Monster
00:23:28This is just for casting practice
00:23:31I brought it along because I'm in a large tournament next week, and I want to do real good in it
00:23:37All right, I'll be back in a minute
00:23:38All right
00:23:42Why don't you just show him how you hang those big ones, Peter?
00:23:48Okay
00:23:48Watch this
00:23:49This man never misses
00:23:51Buffalo Bill with a fishing rod
00:23:53What the hell?
00:23:58Oh, I'll tell you one thing
00:23:59You better be glad you didn't get no skin off my hind end
00:24:02Because I'd sure take some of yours
00:24:03Maybe you should just show Jesse Jameson how you handle that to a rod of yours, Peter
00:24:08Well, so much for the humor, I'll see you boys over at my place for dinner, right?
00:24:12You got it
00:24:13See you, Alex
00:24:14Take care, Alex
00:24:14Alex, why don't you take these two turds, we?
00:24:20All right
00:24:20What's this, you boys, buddy?
00:24:22I'm about ready for a little recreation
00:24:24Looks like a beautiful day
00:24:26I can't wait
00:24:27Let's do it
00:24:27Hey, James
00:24:29Would you like to go along with us up to the creek for a little, uh, fun and relaxation?
00:24:35Me?
00:24:35Alone with you two?
00:24:37Why not?
00:24:38Besides, you'll get to see Andrew's sunbathe
00:24:40That's right
00:24:41Why don't you come on?
00:24:42We can take all our clothes off
00:24:43I think I'll be safer if I stay here and keep my clothes on
00:24:47Ah, that's too bad
00:24:48Hey, James
00:24:49You stay away from them boys
00:24:51It ain't no time for partying
00:24:53You boys leave here alone
00:24:54Anyway, I have to work, so, maybe next time
00:24:58Okay, maybe next time
00:25:00Wow, yes, ma'am
00:25:01Maybe
00:25:02Then I'll be back in the middle of the wreck
00:25:04Y'all just call them back your business
00:25:06Next time, any time
00:25:09Wow, yes, ma'am
00:25:10Okay
00:25:10Okay, see ya
00:25:12See ya, Danny
00:25:13Well, it'll be me and you, drink a few beers, do a little fishing
00:25:19I'll be able to blow a little bit to talk to you, ma'am
00:25:22They're silly
00:25:24I wonder how they pay the rent
00:25:32Just
00:25:33Small time stuff here
00:25:38Interesting portfolio, Miss Jameson
00:25:43Very interesting
00:25:45You present your credentials quite well
00:25:48Nevertheless, I've always felt that gun shows and things of that sort are about as exciting as a bowel movement
00:25:57You know what I mean
00:25:58Well, no
00:26:00I've never compared entertainment to a bodily function before
00:26:03You would if you saw some of the stuff that comes in here
00:26:06What I'm saying is
00:26:09That acts like gun shows
00:26:11Just do not have punch
00:26:14They lack sparkle
00:26:16Style
00:26:17You know what I'm saying
00:26:19I only know you're not talking about my show
00:26:21The Diamond Booking Agency needs acts with class
00:26:25We play in places besides mill towns and county fairs
00:26:31We book acts and talent for some of the most prestigious social events in the country
00:26:36You are aware of our prestige and reputation in the business, aren't you?
00:26:41That's why I'm here
00:26:42Of course
00:26:43And you know, it takes a great deal of skillful and well-schooled talent to fill the needs and demands of our clientele
00:26:51People are asking us to provide entertainment for all types of occasions
00:26:55Sounds like you need me
00:26:57We need people with something special
00:26:59People who can take something as dated and dull as a gun show
00:27:03And turn it into
00:27:05A momentous event
00:27:09A momentous event?
00:27:11Now you're talking about my show
00:27:13Oh, really?
00:27:15Oh, yes
00:27:16A momentous event
00:27:17A gun show?
00:27:20Yes, Mrs. Diamond
00:27:21Your gun show
00:27:22A momentous event
00:27:23A momentous event
00:27:25That's not exactly what I hear
00:27:28But it's pretty close
00:27:30And if what my talent scouts and advisors are telling me is true, Ms. Jameson
00:27:36Then it's time for your act to move up in the world
00:27:39With us
00:27:41With the help of the Diamond Booking Agency
00:27:44You can have
00:27:46Not only the best gun show on Earth
00:27:50But the greatest gun show the Earth has ever seen
00:27:53We are that big, Ms. Jameson
00:27:57Oh, really?
00:27:58Ms. Jameson
00:27:59With the help of Diamond Booking
00:28:01You will never have to play one of those backwards performances again
00:28:06Woo!
00:28:14Woo!
00:28:15Woo!
00:28:16This is it!
00:28:18This is great!
00:28:19This is it!
00:28:20This is it!
00:28:21I did myself again!
00:28:23We're back to nature!
00:28:24Woo!
00:28:25Give me one of those beers!
00:28:27I was in my cup, buddy
00:28:28Let's just get this old feather out right here!
00:28:33Come on, where's that beer at?
00:28:34I'm coming!
00:28:35I'm coming!
00:28:36Here!
00:28:37Yeah, let me cool that boy off a little bit
00:28:39Time to get crazy!
00:28:41Get crazy, man!
00:28:42You already look like a lunatic!
00:28:44Tattle down!
00:28:45Oh!
00:28:46Kiss my shorts, brother!
00:28:47We're in the country!
00:28:48Come on!
00:28:49It's time to let loose and have a little bit of fun!
00:28:51Damn!
00:28:52You idiot!
00:28:53What the hell's wrong with you?
00:28:54Not this gumbo!
00:28:55What's wrong with you?
00:28:56I came out here to get loose!
00:28:57Enjoy myself!
00:28:58Have a little fun!
00:28:59Well, tighten up!
00:29:00I came out here to relax, alright?
00:29:01Relax?
00:29:02This is the jungle, man!
00:29:03Wild beasts!
00:29:04Hungry predators!
00:29:05Here!
00:29:06Come on!
00:29:07Fire around!
00:29:08Loosen up a little bit!
00:29:09Come on!
00:29:10Kill some animals!
00:29:11Enjoy yourself!
00:29:12No!
00:29:13I don't feel like making a fool out of myself today!
00:29:14Okay, Andrew?
00:29:15I came out here with you to get a little relaxation and a little sun!
00:29:17And on top of that, a lot of peace and quiet!
00:29:19And to practice casting my line, alright?
00:29:20Man!
00:29:21You're already getting dull!
00:29:22We ain't been here ten minutes!
00:29:23Hmm!
00:29:24HmmâĻ
00:29:25HmmâĻ
00:29:27HmmâĻ
00:29:30Study the sun!
00:29:32Good fire!
00:29:33Well,
00:29:33then,
00:29:34the sun is leaving the sun!
00:29:35You're coming out here with me to get a little relaxation and a little sun!
00:29:38And on top of that, a lot of peace and quiet!
00:29:40And to practice casting my line, alright?
00:29:42Man!
00:29:43You're already getting dull!
00:29:44We ain't been here ten minutes!
00:29:45HmmâĻ
00:29:46MmâĻ
00:29:47I'm sorry, Peter. I won't disturb you anymore, okay?
00:30:12Man.
00:30:12Ha ha. Look at this.
00:30:23Thanks, Mr. Clean. Oh, I just really appreciate you picking up my trash.
00:30:31Ha. What can I say?
00:30:38You know, I guess you are pretty good with that thing.
00:30:40I'll tell you, Andrew, I really want to win that tournament next weekend.
00:30:45You know, they're giving away a boat.
00:30:46The grand prize is a boat.
00:30:50You got any chances of winning it?
00:30:51I don't know. I'll be up against a pretty stiff competition.
00:30:55I'm fairly good with that light line, but it's this heavier stuff that gives me the trouble.
00:31:00See, that's why I brought along this 17-pound test line.
00:31:03I need practice. I need lots of practice.
00:31:07Well, practice, practice, practice.
00:31:09Yes, sir. Thank you.
00:31:14Let's say for now we'll go find some serious targets, though.
00:31:17What?
00:31:19Let's try it over that hill, say, right there.
00:31:21I bet there's a lot of birds over there.
00:31:22So?
00:31:24So, I'm going to let you use my favorite rifle.
00:31:28I'm going to try to bring them down with this baby right here.
00:31:31Bring them down?
00:31:32Birds! Birds!
00:31:34Why?
00:31:36What the hell's wrong with you?
00:31:38I mean, what's your problem?
00:31:40I just don't like killing animals.
00:31:42Crisis.
00:31:43They're just birds, damn it.
00:31:45And there's nothing wrong with knocking off a few damn birds, or squirrels, or rabbits, or whatever.
00:31:51Then enjoy yourself.
00:31:52I could have swore we came up here on vacation.
00:31:57We are.
00:31:58Then when are we going to start having some fun?
00:32:00I am, Andrew.
00:32:01Casting your damn fishing rod.
00:32:03There's some pleasures in life that just can't be defined, and this happens to be one of them.
00:32:08You just had yourself a real blast.
00:32:10Don't kill anything you won't eat.
00:32:21Yes, sir, Mr. Game Warden.
00:32:23I just don't like waste, that's all.
00:32:25Waste?
00:32:27I'd like for you to know that if it wasn't for hunters, there'd be a lot of stinking animals running wild all over the place.
00:32:33So there's just nothing wrong with shooting a few damn birds.
00:32:35But have a good kill, Pioneer.
00:32:37You can bet on it.
00:32:38And tell Daniel Boone I said hello.
00:32:40And beware of redskins.
00:32:42You know there's potential danger behind every tree.
00:32:45That's a butt face.
00:32:46You'd be thinking a lot differently if squirrels and other animals weren't kept in control around here.
00:32:50Right.
00:32:51First you want to shoot at targets, next you want to terminate out-of-control squirrels.
00:32:55That's right.
00:32:55Why don't you go ahead and make a big joke about it?
00:32:58But you just remember this.
00:33:00It's people like me who protect people like you.
00:33:04Protect me, Andrew.
00:33:05Protect me from the deadly squirrels.
00:33:07Oh, they're falling out of the sky.
00:33:09The crazed deer.
00:33:10The vicious rabbits.
00:33:12Ah!
00:33:12Here comes a deadly woodpecker.
00:33:14Look out!
00:33:16Jackass!
00:33:18Go on!
00:33:23Act like a dildo.
00:33:42Big Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:44Peter!
00:33:45Peter!
00:33:45Peter!
00:33:45Peter!
00:33:45Peter!
00:33:46Peter!
00:33:47Help!
00:33:49Help?
00:33:51Help!
00:33:52Help you kill some poor animal.
00:33:55Why don't you try shooting at something that can shoot back?
00:33:57Shhh.
00:34:18Andrew?
00:34:22Andrew!
00:34:24You all right?
00:34:27Andrew!
00:34:30Andrew!
00:34:35Andrew!
00:34:42Oh, my God!
00:34:50Hey!
00:34:58No!
00:35:05No!
00:35:07No!
00:35:11No!
00:35:13No!
00:35:14Oh, my God.
00:35:44And this gun was given to me by my father.
00:35:54It's a Browning .22 Lever Action.
00:35:56I started shooting with that gun when I was seven years old.
00:35:59Tremendous collection.
00:36:01And you say your show is in transit at the present time?
00:36:03Yes.
00:36:04In good hands, I hope.
00:36:07So, in a week, you will have fulfilled all of your prior commitments, eh, Miss Jameson?
00:36:12Yes, Mrs. Diamond.
00:36:13I wish you could start preparing and organizing your new show with us immediately.
00:36:17But I respect your obligation with other agents.
00:36:21And I am sure you will show the same courtesies to the Diamond Agency.
00:36:25But let me caution you, Miss Jameson.
00:36:28In a week, we will be promoting you big.
00:36:31No more small-town stuff.
00:36:34You will have to stop giving those backwards performances.
00:36:37Well, I certainly don't expect...
00:36:38We will be working on an image, Miss Jameson.
00:36:42Understand?
00:36:43Yes.
00:36:44With the Diamond Booking Agency behind you,
00:36:46the scope of your little gun show
00:36:49will be stretched beyond your imagination.
00:36:52Okay, Mrs. Diamond.
00:37:07After this week, no more backwards performances.
00:37:11Oh, Jesse.
00:37:21I was wondering when you were going to come back.
00:37:24It's a good thing we don't have a show for two more days.
00:37:26Wes isn't here yet.
00:37:27Looks like we'll be going to Alex's place after all.
00:37:34Maid came in and wanted to clean up.
00:37:36I told her not to bother.
00:37:37I needed to sleep after working like I did last night.
00:37:43You know, she saw what she did to the lock.
00:37:45It looks like we're going to be buying a new door, Jesse.
00:37:52All that time and energy I spent last night
00:37:56and that agent's secretary turns out to be a real loser.
00:38:02You know, she called shortly after you left
00:38:04and said she couldn't talk her boss into booking us,
00:38:07not even for one single show.
00:38:09God, that burns me up.
00:38:12Leading me to believe she really had influence.
00:38:15You know, it's amazing how some people abuse a little bit of power.
00:38:19I understand, Frank.
00:38:21I know how you hate being abused by young girls.
00:38:24You know what I mean, Jesse.
00:38:26Yes, I do, Frank.
00:38:27I know exactly what you mean.
00:38:29You mean that you have absolutely nothing booked after this week.
00:38:33And the reason for that is you have no discipline.
00:38:36The only time you ever manage to get anything booked at all
00:38:39is by pure luck.
00:38:40The rest of the time,
00:38:42you use my show to impress some gullible young girl
00:38:45and get her into bed with you.
00:38:46Well, I'm tired of it.
00:38:49Jesse, I am shocked and offended.
00:38:51You're also unemployed.
00:38:52You're also unemployed.
00:39:04Baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:07We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:10Baby, if you can move in time
00:39:13Dance with a chance, I'll make you mine
00:39:17Sometimes you, on your own, look around you, feel you're not alone
00:39:23Stand out to find someone, but somebody else who needs your love
00:39:30Time will not pass you by, you need a love that's true
00:39:36Love's just a breath away tonight
00:39:40Parting out to you, baby, if you can dance with me
00:39:49We could be lovers, just wait and see
00:39:52Baby, if you can move in time, circle the chest, I'll make you mine
00:39:59Time will not pass you by, you need a love that's true
00:40:04I know I put it in there, Robert, I'm not lying to you
00:40:09I can't find it
00:40:10Well, I know I put it in there
00:40:12Now, where the hell is it?
00:40:13Somebody must have taken it
00:40:14Nobody drives the darn car but you, Amanda
00:40:16Well, somebody could have stolen it
00:40:18Why don't you just admit you left the darn thing at home?
00:40:20I didn't leave it at home, I put it right there in the glove
00:40:23I don't see it
00:40:24Warren, help this lady
00:40:26Right, George
00:40:27Now I'm gonna have to buy a new map
00:40:29Just fill it up, please
00:40:30Yes, ma'am
00:40:31No, Robert, I'll buy the map, you just stay in the car
00:40:34No, no, no, no, no, I'm gonna buy the map
00:40:36No, just shut up, okay, I don't want to
00:40:37I am going to buy the map
00:40:38Shut your mouth, I'll buy the darn map, Robert
00:40:40No, no, you stay in the car
00:40:41No, I'll pay for the darn map
00:40:42No, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
00:40:43I'll buy the map
00:40:44What do you think you're doing?
00:40:46What do you think you're doing?
00:40:47You come back and out of here right now
00:40:48You think that people far enough belong to port a car like this wouldn't act like school children?
00:40:53Maturity doesn't necessarily come with age or with money
00:40:57You said that right, ma'am
00:40:58A horse trough?
00:41:03Yes, ma'am
00:41:04We refuel horses as well as cars
00:41:06Quite an enterprise
00:41:07I bet we refuel old Alex Thompson's horse more than anybody else's
00:41:11Alex Thompson?
00:41:13Yes, ma'am
00:41:13His horse forever running away and coming down here to eat
00:41:16That's funny
00:41:17I'm headed for Alex's house now
00:41:19You are?
00:41:19Yes, I am
00:41:20Well, don't eat his cooking
00:41:21Even his horse can't stand it
00:41:24Just kiss my butt
00:41:31Oh, Robert
00:41:31Shut up, a man ain't gettin' the car
00:41:32How much is this map?
00:41:33I believe it's a dollar
00:41:34There's a dollar down the drain, Amanda
00:41:36Just kiss my butt, Robert
00:41:37I know I put it in the glove
00:41:39Then why wasn't it there?
00:41:40You lose everything right again
00:41:41Just kiss my butt, Robert
00:41:42Every time we go on a trip
00:41:45Here, try not to lose this one
00:41:47What are you complaining about now?
00:41:48The other one
00:41:49I didn't lose it
00:41:49Well, it wasn't there
00:41:50I put it here
00:41:51Watch, Robert
00:41:52Watch me put it in the glove
00:41:53Oh, give me that map
00:41:54Just give me the map
00:41:54I'm putting it right here
00:41:55Do you see?
00:41:55Right here, right here
00:41:56Go ahead
00:41:56It's right there
00:41:57Watch the stupid thing
00:41:58Blow out of the window
00:41:59Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:41:59And then who's gonna blame, huh?
00:42:01Who are you gonna blame then?
00:42:02Oh, just shut up
00:42:02Oh, Robert, I've had it with you
00:42:03Kiss my butt
00:42:04Oh, for God's sake
00:42:07You're Jesse Jameson, aren't you?
00:42:13Yes, I am
00:42:14I thought I knew who you were
00:42:15Alex's nephew works for you, doesn't he?
00:42:18Yes, he does
00:42:18Alex's nephew
00:42:20Wes?
00:42:24Warren, just put the lady's gas cap back on, will you?
00:42:30No, he's right
00:42:31Wes has been a little something less than an asset working for me
00:42:34Yeah
00:42:35I recall Alex saying he hoped working for you might settle his sister's boy down the business
00:42:39All ready
00:42:45You know, I saw your show about a year ago, Mrs. Jameson
00:42:54Sure was good
00:42:56I feel like every man should have a gun to protect his family
00:42:59You do?
00:43:00Yes, ma'am
00:43:01That's funny
00:43:04I think some people shouldn't even own a water pistol
00:43:07I'm out of here
00:43:20Yeah
00:43:23Yeah
00:43:27Yeah
00:43:32Yeah
00:43:34There you go, Ella.
00:43:42Damn.
00:43:47Breezy, Breezy.
00:43:50It's stupid.
00:43:56Three of them.
00:44:04Hello, Jessie.
00:44:17Hello, Alex.
00:44:18Nice to see you again, little lady.
00:44:21It's been a long time, Alex.
00:44:22How are you?
00:44:23Fine, thank you.
00:44:24Pretty good for an old mountain man.
00:44:26Oh, you're not old, and you're not a mountain man either.
00:44:28Of course I'm a mountain man.
00:44:30Look around here.
00:44:31This is all right in the middle of the mountains.
00:44:32All I see is the owner of the most popular sporting goods store in the county.
00:44:36But a mountain man at heart.
00:44:37You still living alone up here?
00:44:39Yes, I'm looking forward to your company today.
00:44:41I've fixed up the guest room, and I've invited a couple of young men to dinner.
00:44:46Oh, how young?
00:44:47Well, not too young.
00:44:48Just about right for you.
00:44:49Sounds great.
00:44:50Come on in.
00:44:51First, I'd like to find Wes.
00:44:53Is his cabin very far?
00:44:54Not very far.
00:44:55I haven't seen that boy in years.
00:44:57I'll take you up right after dinner.
00:44:58I need to go now, Alex, and alone.
00:45:00I have some business to finish with Wes.
00:45:02Do you understand?
00:45:03I understand.
00:45:04But can I wait until after dinner?
00:45:05I'm afraid not.
00:45:07Wes was supposed to meet me at a motel yesterday.
00:45:09You know how punctual he is.
00:45:11Yes, I understand.
00:45:12He has a little trouble meeting appointments that don't concern a girl.
00:45:15You said it.
00:45:16And I think he's still shacked up in his cabin.
00:45:18I want to catch him before he leaves, because if he starts down, I came up here for nothing.
00:45:21I understand.
00:45:23Come on in.
00:45:24I'll draw you some directions.
00:45:25Great.
00:45:26Fantastic.
00:45:27You areavant.
00:45:28Youatloof.
00:45:29You lie.
00:45:30Home.
00:45:31Ha ha ha ha, boy.
00:45:32Don't hear me!
00:45:33It's not.
00:45:34Deal.
00:45:35Where else he waas.
00:45:36Pues going.
00:45:37Get out of here, why not please.
00:45:38Tak to us.
00:45:39There do not.
00:45:41You should go.
00:45:42I don't know.
00:46:12I don't know.
00:46:13I don't know.
00:46:17Oh, she.
00:46:19What's it?
00:46:20I don't know what the other thing is.
00:46:22I got some food.
00:46:33Oh!
00:46:42You know, that road up to Wes's cabin is a real rough mountain road.
00:46:47I'm going to put you in some real transportation.
00:46:59What a beautiful animal.
00:47:01I thought you'd like him.
00:47:03Are you going to let me ride him to Wes's cabin?
00:47:05Well, that's a general idea.
00:47:08What's his name?
00:47:09Um, well...
00:47:11Well?
00:47:13We call him Mr. Stud.
00:47:15Mr....
00:47:16Stud.
00:47:17Mr. Stud.
00:47:18He's quite a horse.
00:47:19I can imagine.
00:47:21We'll be burning moonlight pretty soon.
00:47:23I hope you get back before the dinner gets cold.
00:47:26Well, let's saddle up Mr. Stud.
00:47:28You got it.
00:47:41A1000 has come to you after me.
00:47:50Whoo.
00:47:52Bokeys.
00:47:52Bokeys.
00:47:53Boos Roos uzze.
00:47:54Boop.
00:47:55Boop.
00:47:55Booy said,
00:47:56Boop.
00:47:57Boop.
00:47:59Boop.
00:48:00Boops.
00:48:00Boop.
00:48:01Boop.
00:48:02Boop.
00:48:03Boop.
00:48:03Boop.
00:48:04Booper.
00:48:06Boop.
00:48:07Boop.
00:48:07Boop.
00:48:08Boop.
00:48:09Damn it, Wes, that's not funny.
00:48:16Wes, is that you?
00:48:19All right, whoever's in there, I'm giving you five seconds to come out,
00:48:22and then I'm going to blow you straight to hell.
00:48:251,001, 1,002, 1,003.
00:48:30Don't shoot.
00:48:31Speak up, woman.
00:48:33What the devil's going on in there?
00:48:35Are you Jesse Jameson?
00:48:37Come out here and get my autograph.
00:48:38Get out now.
00:48:40Yes, yes, ma'am.
00:48:41But move slowly.
00:48:43Yes, ma'am.
00:48:46I thought you were them.
00:48:49They keep coming by here.
00:48:51I wouldn't have fired the gun, and I'd known that...
00:48:53But you'd known it was me?
00:48:55Damn it, woman, people kill their best friends that way.
00:48:57I didn't think.
00:48:59Obviously.
00:49:00Are you sure you're alone in there?
00:49:02Yes, ma'am.
00:49:03Who did you mistake me for?
00:49:05The monsters.
00:49:07The what?
00:49:09Monsters?
00:49:09They look like monsters.
00:49:11They...
00:49:12Where's Wes?
00:49:13Are you one of his friends?
00:49:16Yes.
00:49:17He left last night.
00:49:18Haven't you seen him?
00:49:19He left last night?
00:49:21Are you sure?
00:49:21Yes.
00:49:23I was supposed to leave this evening.
00:49:25But the monsters were in my car.
00:49:27Well, the only thing I want is my show.
00:49:29And an explanation from Wes.
00:49:31Come on.
00:49:32Where are we going?
00:49:33To the sheriff's office.
00:49:34You can tell him about your monsters.
00:49:36Put your hands down now.
00:49:38Where are we going?
00:49:39Go.
00:49:42Go.
00:49:42Go.
00:49:43Go.
00:49:43Go.
00:49:44Go.
00:49:45Go.
00:49:46Go.
00:49:54Go.
00:49:55Go.
00:50:00Go.
00:50:01Go.
00:50:03Go in.
00:50:03Go.
00:50:05Good morning, Alex.
00:50:27Good morning, Jessie.
00:50:29Did you get that little outfit in Paris?
00:50:31I guess the boots do kind of look silly with a bathrobe.
00:50:34Oh, I think it looks kind of cute on you, Alex.
00:50:37What time did you get in last night, lady?
00:50:40You know, I remember you woke me up and said something about the sheriff taking the woman out of Wes's cabin.
00:50:45It was close to midnight, but I'm afraid you're not going to be very happy with me when I tell you what I did.
00:50:50What'd you do?
00:50:51Well, while I was missing our dinner engagement last night, I asked the sheriff to find Wes for me.
00:50:56What's so wrong about that? You needed to find your show.
00:50:59Besides, Peter and Andrew never showed up.
00:51:01They've eaten my cooking before. Pretty bad.
00:51:05But it's another thing.
00:51:06Besides my cooking?
00:51:07No, I mean about Wes.
00:51:09What about him?
00:51:10Well, when they find Wes, I'm going to fire him.
00:51:13I figured that.
00:51:14You did?
00:51:14Of course. And I'm a little disappointed, Jessie.
00:51:17I was sure that you would be. I know he's your nephew and I just...
00:51:20Now, wait a minute. I was disappointed because as an intelligent young lady, you should have fired him a long time ago, along with that lazy business manager of yours.
00:51:30I sure hope your aim is better than your business, son.
00:51:41Oh, get this thing, will you? I've got to get ready for work.
00:51:45Tell whoever it is I dropped dead or I just left.
00:51:48Hello? Hello?
00:52:18Oh, my. You have just all sorts of interesting apparel, don't you?
00:52:29Jessie, please.
00:52:30Okay, Alex. That was the sheriff on the phone. He said some men called and reported finding my show.
00:52:37Good. Now get out.
00:52:38But it's odd. They found it not far from here. That woman said Wes left night before last.
00:52:44Now, why would he stop and camp so close to his cabin?
00:52:47Wes is completely irresponsible. Couldn't the sheriff tell you anything?
00:52:52No. The men called in from the car. They're investigating now.
00:52:56I think if it's all right, I'll take Mr. Stud and ride and meet them.
00:53:00Good. Now, get out.
00:53:03Unless, of course, you want to wash my back, which is not a bad idea. How old are you, girl?
00:53:14Jesse Jameis. Hey, I've heard of him.
00:53:26I wonder why whoever did this didn't take that guy's money.
00:53:34Bob, I'm going to follow this trail until the big boys get here.
00:53:37Okay, well, don't go too far. They'll be turning up here any minute.
00:53:40Yeah, I know.
00:53:41Excuse me, miss. We're conducting an investigation here. I'm going to have to ask you to move on along, all right?
00:53:58Where's the rest of my show?
00:54:00Pardon?
00:54:00Half my show's missing. Where's the rest of it?
00:54:03I don't know.
00:54:04The sheriff's not here yet?
00:54:05No, ma'am. He should be here soon, but he had to wait on the coroner.
00:54:09The coroner?
00:54:10Yes, ma'am. They won't be long.
00:54:12The coroner?
00:54:13Oh, ma'am, I'm sorry. Since you were here, I figured he told you.
00:54:18Wes. Where is he? Where is Wes?
00:54:23Over there in the front seat. I don't think you want to look in there.
00:54:28You're not his girl, are you?
00:54:30No. I'm Jesse Jameis. He worked for me. Sometimes.
00:54:35Sometimes.
00:54:39I don't think youĐēĐ°ed over there.
00:54:44You're not his girl.
00:54:46inating.
00:54:47I don't think you're going to die.
00:54:48I don't think you're going to die.
00:54:49ML print ããŧ
00:54:54Oh, my God.
00:54:59I don't know.
00:55:00After all, my life's a man.
00:55:02But I don't think you're rich in it.
00:55:04hey what are you doing out there well what the hell does it look like i'm doing i ain't mowing
00:55:21the yard i ain't cooking out in the grill and i sure as hell ain't driving in my shovel a
00:55:27you have a permit what kind of permit a fishing license hey why don't you come out here and
00:55:33check now look old man we're conducting a murder investigation now bring that boat over here
00:55:40suck worms now wait a minute now listen there are footprints coming in and out from the water's
00:55:49edge right here i need to get to the other side to see if the killer came in from over there
00:55:53there might be a trail to tell us where it came from now if you cooperate paddle me over to the
00:56:00other side i won't hassle you okay footprints right they lead to the victim's car i need to get to the
00:56:08other side see if i can find out where they came from well what if your killer went on downstream
00:56:15that's what i need to find out that's what i need to find out now wait a minute hey i don't see no
00:56:22footprints now look oh my god come in old one matt dumbass never could you use a walkie-talkie
00:56:38uh
00:56:46niin
00:56:47to
00:56:50and
00:56:52come on boy let's go it doesn't feel very safe around here
00:57:22I'm
00:57:29I'm
00:57:31I'm
00:57:34I'm
00:57:37I'm
00:57:42Oh, my God.
00:58:12Oh
00:58:42Well, it's the least I can do.
00:58:43Where's your horse?
00:58:44She ran away.
00:58:45No, we're calling.
00:58:46Who do you think I am, the lone ranger?
00:58:49Police are asking local residents to be on the lookout for three men
00:58:52believed to be dressed in skin diving suits,
00:58:54suspected of committing a rash of county murders over the past two days.
00:58:57In addition, authorities believe one of the divers is responsible
00:59:00for yesterday's attack and sexual assault of a college student.
00:59:03Based on descriptions provided by surviving attack victims,
00:59:06rumors of Bigfoot creatures have begun to circulate.
00:59:09However, authorities believe the huge footprints
00:59:11to have been caused by some type of flippers
00:59:13the skin divers were wearing when the attacks were made.
00:59:16That's news to this hour.
00:59:17Now back to more music.
00:59:18Jesse, what's going on?
00:59:20The place is like a booby trap with string and pots and pans.
00:59:24You'll have to forgive my paranoia, Alex.
00:59:27I was afraid I wouldn't be able to sleep without some kind of an alarm.
00:59:30Well, where did you get the idea for this?
00:59:33From an old western movie?
00:59:35I've never done anything like this before,
00:59:37but I have to get some sleep.
00:59:38I've got a show tomorrow.
00:59:40Jesse, do you think you can do a show with most of your guns stolen?
00:59:44I'd better be able to.
00:59:45The Diamond Agency people will be watching me very carefully.
00:59:49Tomorrow is my final backwoods performance.
00:59:52And if I don't come through and look really good,
00:59:55I'm afraid they'll go back to Mrs. Diamond
00:59:57and there goes my star-studded contract.
01:00:00Well, Jesse, if there's anything you can use in my store,
01:00:03you're more than welcome to it.
01:00:04Thank you, Alex.
01:00:05Alex, this is really something.
01:00:08Alex, that thing couldn't breathe when Peter broke the tank tube.
01:00:13Peter thinks they're from another world.
01:00:15From another world?
01:00:18Do you realize how far advanced a person would have to be
01:00:21in order to come in from outer space?
01:00:23It's not rational to think that it would be so barbaric
01:00:28and terrible as the thing that attacks you.
01:00:31If the human race is any example, Alex,
01:00:34then I think it's quite rational.
01:00:36Well, get some sleep, doll.
01:00:39Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:00:40Good night.
01:01:10Oh, excuse me.
01:01:18I'm sorry.
01:01:19It's perfectly all right.
01:01:20Are you looking for Alex?
01:01:21Yeah, is he home?
01:01:22Yeah, go on in.
01:01:23Well, what?
01:01:24What?
01:01:24What?
01:01:30Jeez.
01:01:36What in the hell is going all around here?
01:01:39I'm sorry about that, Luger.
01:01:43But if any of those young boys had come around,
01:01:47we'd have sure heard them.
01:01:48Well, I'm real, real impressed.
01:01:50Well, how'd you get so tangled up in here?
01:01:53Like damned, it's fine.
01:01:54Your name is Luger?
01:01:56Well, I sure as hell ain't beg for it.
01:01:58Well, come on, let me get the hell out of this mess.
01:02:00Now, wait a minute.
01:02:01Wait a minute.
01:02:02You're going the wrong way.
01:02:03You've got to go this way.
01:02:04Wait, wait.
01:02:05I wonder if Mr. Studd came back last night.
01:02:08He wouldn't come here.
01:02:09Why not?
01:02:09Whenever he gets loose, he goes to George's filling station.
01:02:13They feed him like he was an elephant down there.
01:02:15Wait a minute, Luger.
01:02:17Why are you, Luger?
01:02:19Well, I think I'll check on him before I leave.
01:02:21He won't be there.
01:02:22He likes George's food a lot better than he likes mine.
01:02:26By the way, did you finish breakfast?
01:02:28Sure did.
01:02:29It was awful.
01:02:31Now, I've got to get a cook.
01:02:32She sure as hell have.
01:02:34I'll help you if you'll just hold still.
01:02:37You're talking to me.
01:02:38Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
01:02:39You're pulling that arm now.
01:02:41Well, just wait a minute.
01:02:42Mr. Studd?
01:02:51Mr. Studd?
01:02:54He's not there, right?
01:02:56No, he isn't.
01:02:57Yeah, I told you.
01:02:59He knows where the food is.
01:03:01He's a different friend.
01:03:12Well, Jesse?
01:03:23Well, Alex.
01:03:24I can't say the last couple of days have been fun.
01:03:27Neither can I.
01:03:28But when things get back to normal,
01:03:30I hope you'll figure this is a good place
01:03:32to spend a few days once in a while.
01:03:33I'm sure that I will, Alex.
01:03:35Of course, I have to come back for Wes's funeral.
01:03:37You're not having guilt feelings
01:03:39about what those monsters are doing, are you?
01:03:42Oh, only a little.
01:03:44You know, running off to protect my career,
01:03:46that kind of thing.
01:03:47Listen, young lady, your career is important.
01:03:50You're not the police,
01:03:51and it's not your responsibility
01:03:53to go around looking for hobgoblins.
01:03:55Maybe not.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57You know, I just came to work out my credit problem,
01:04:00not to learn some new self-defense technique.
01:04:03Well, we were just stringing you up a little bit, Luger.
01:04:05You sure tend to look funny with me.
01:04:16Now, Jesse, drive slow.
01:04:17You've got plenty of time.
01:04:19And when you get to the filling station,
01:04:21be sure and give me a call.
01:04:23I'd like to know if Mr. Studd got in all right.
01:04:25Sure thing, Alex.
01:04:35Have you been eating candy?
01:05:05Uh, candy.
01:05:08Uh, yes, ma'am.
01:05:10Looks like a thoroughbred bar.
01:05:15Do you know what this is?
01:05:19It's a motor, ma'am.
01:05:21Do you know what's wrong with this?
01:05:26Oh, you lost a belt.
01:05:28Yeah, your battery will discharge unless you get another one.
01:05:32Do you have another one like it?
01:05:37Uh, let me ask George.
01:05:39George!
01:05:40George!
01:05:40Well, hello again, Mr. Chicken.
01:05:53You ran out on us yesterday.
01:05:56It's okay.
01:05:57I can't blame you.
01:05:59You look good.
01:06:01How are you, Miss Jameson?
01:06:02I'm fine, thank you.
01:06:03Listen, we can't afford to carry all-size belts up here.
01:06:06So we're going to have to do a little doctor in order to get this belt to fit your car.
01:06:09Well, can you just fix something for me so I can drive a few miles?
01:06:12Yes, ma'am.
01:06:13I'll fix you right up.
01:06:15I'll take care of this personally, Miss Jameson.
01:06:18Oh, and could I use your phone?
01:06:20I'd like to call Alex about Mr. Studd.
01:06:22Certainly.
01:06:23Go right inside.
01:06:24Mm-hmm.
01:06:33All right, that's all right.
01:06:35All right, that's all right.
01:06:36All right, that's all right.
01:06:53Let's go.
01:07:11Damn tiny.
01:07:14Get all to settle down with a good book.
01:07:16First thing to have, the damn phone rings.
01:07:22Up, up.
01:07:23Uh, hello?
01:07:24Luger.
01:07:28I was afraid that...
01:07:29Hey, but...
01:07:30Well, no, no, I just...
01:07:32Well, just a little involved there.
01:07:47Well, it took you so long to answer the phone.
01:07:49Uh, uh, well, you can rest assured everything's just fine here.
01:07:54Uh, it's just...
01:07:54It's timing is a little off.
01:07:55You see, I was...
01:07:56Well, I was kind of being disposed.
01:08:01Luger!
01:08:04Luger?
01:08:06Luger?
01:08:08Luger?
01:08:12Luger!
01:08:13Luger!
01:08:23What's wrong?
01:08:44What's wrong?
01:08:49What's happening?
01:08:57How come, Sheriff?
01:08:59Go get it, Sheriff!
01:09:01What the hell is it?
01:09:15There's always a thing.
01:09:16Hulp!
01:09:18Hulp!
01:09:22I need you.
01:09:22I need you.
01:09:23I need you.
01:09:23I need you.
01:09:24And you, I need you.
01:09:24Hulp!
01:09:25Hulp!
01:09:29Hulp!
01:09:30Just hold on a minute out there, Guy!
01:09:31If you wanna use the toilet, I'll be out!
01:09:33I'll be out!
01:10:03Don't make a persistent sucker!
01:10:33Run, Luger!
01:10:43Run, Luger!
01:10:55Run, Luger!
01:10:57Run, Luger!
01:11:07Come on, Alec. You get out of here, boy!
01:11:17Whoa! Whoa!
01:11:27Whoa!
01:11:30Hurry!
01:11:36What?
01:11:37Shh!
01:11:44Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:11:46Whoa!
01:12:09Whoa!
01:12:13Give him hell, Joycey!
01:12:16Come on!
01:12:20Aim for the tank!
01:12:24Right on, you devil!
01:12:33Wait a minute!
01:12:35I mean, really give it to him!
01:12:37I'll get your ammunition!
01:12:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:12:42I pull up!
01:12:49Jesse!
01:12:51The horse ride is double just fine.
01:12:52Why don't I come with you?
01:12:54Sorry, Alex. I need to practice.
01:12:57Be careful, girl!
01:12:58Hey, way to go, girl!
01:13:00I push, I owe you one!
01:13:12What happened, Alex?
01:13:13Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:14Oh, that's good.
01:13:15Uh, just shootin' off a few firecrackers.
01:13:17You know that's against the law here.
01:13:18Oh, I feel so much safer now. I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:23Heh.
01:13:25What happened, Alex?
01:13:26Did your grill catch on fire?
01:13:27Oh, that's good.
01:13:29Uh, just shootin' off a few firecrackers.
01:13:30Oh, that's good.
01:13:32Just shooting off a few firecrackers.
01:13:34You know that's against the law here.
01:13:36Oh, I feel so much safer now.
01:13:37I mean, now that the cavalry's here.
01:13:39Heh.
01:14:00Oh, my God.
01:14:30What the fuck is this?
01:14:52Yes, sir.
01:14:53We'll stay positioned here, but you better get most of your men in this area.
01:14:56That woman is supposedly chasing two of the guys now.
01:14:58One's tank exploded?
01:14:59Uh, I don't know.
01:15:00I don't think they really killed one.
01:15:02You know what fear and panic do to people.
01:15:03I'm sure Alex thought the woman shot one of them, though.
01:15:05No body near the tank?
01:15:07Uh, no, sir.
01:15:08No body.
01:15:08Just a fire.
01:15:10And I was a fireman for seven years.
01:15:11I know what burning flesh smells like.
01:15:14There's nothing here.
01:15:15The killer got away.
01:15:17It was monstrous.
01:15:19Bigger than you and me both.
01:15:21Well, maybe you and him, but I mean, not me and you.
01:15:24I mean, it wasn't that big.
01:15:25Luger, you're not normal.
01:15:26Well, I resent that.
01:15:28It was a terrible looking thing.
01:15:30Ugly as hell.
01:15:32Yes, sir.
01:15:33Double ugly.
01:15:34Seven feet tall, at least.
01:15:36Yes, sir.
01:15:37Ah, the hell with him, Alex.
01:15:39It's obvious that he doesn't believe us.
01:15:41Well, now, wait a minute now, fellas.
01:15:43I mean, maybe the policeman won't believe us when that thing walks up and bites him on the ass.
01:15:49The ass.
01:15:50And look, shouldn't you be in bed with that foot of yours?
01:15:52You think we're crazy with our monster stories, don't you?
01:15:55Well, I...
01:15:56Well, it is crazy.
01:15:58I know.
01:15:58I don't understand it.
01:16:00I mean, who are they?
01:16:02Where did they come from?
01:16:03What's their game, huh?
01:16:05We're their game.
01:16:07And if we don't do something bizarre to stand around talking about it, we're in trouble.
01:16:12Spaceman.
01:16:14Coming up out of the water, huh?
01:16:15Well, now, actually, he come at me through a toilet window.
01:16:18Yes, sir.
01:16:19Coming out of the water?
01:16:20We didn't say anything about coming up out of the water.
01:16:23Look, I was just kidding.
01:16:24Kidding?
01:16:25Why are you kidding?
01:16:26This is serious, boy.
01:16:27Now, they're supposed to be dressed like...
01:16:29But wait a minute.
01:16:30You know, they may have come out of the water.
01:16:33What?
01:16:34Well, then it would be obvious where their spaceship is.
01:16:38Oh, yeah, sure.
01:16:40I can't believe you wouldn't have at least checked that out.
01:16:44What is he talking about?
01:16:50No, that's all right.
01:17:12Three little bullets.
01:17:38Jesse, you've got to stop giving these fast-paced performances.
01:17:42Hey, Peter.
01:17:55Do you really think there's a spaceship out there?
01:17:58I know there is, Luger.
01:18:00I'm going to get a shot there.
01:18:02I'd think you were crazy if I didn't know what happened to James.
01:18:06Grab the shotgun, Alex. Come on, we're losing time.
01:18:09It'd be just like a revenue. It'd be just like blowing up a steel.
01:18:12You stay here, Luger.
01:18:14Wait, stay here. Wait a minute. I want that witty.
01:18:21But I wanted that witty.
01:18:25Oh, shit.
01:18:26I want that witty.
01:18:38I want that witty.
01:18:40Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:19:10If your crazy theory is true, I have serious doubt as to our ability to blow up anything that came God knows how far to get here.
01:19:29We can sure give it a try.
01:19:40You know, I think we should be out looking for Jesse.
01:20:00I'm not too sure we're doing the right thing at all.
01:20:03Alex, I wish you'd stopped doubting me.
01:20:05You're beginning to sound like the police.
01:20:06Listen, can you handle that stuff?
01:20:09Look, have a little faith.
01:20:10I have very little faith.
01:20:12I'm not too sure you know how to handle that stuff.
01:20:15Well, I do.
01:20:15It takes somebody that's been studying it, you know.
01:20:18What'd you bring the fishing rod for?
01:20:21Well, you're good with it.
01:20:23I brought what was there.
01:20:24What are you going to do?
01:20:25Is this the spot?
01:20:26It looks like it.
01:20:27Here, I'm going to take the line and run it back over there along with the box.
01:20:34Hang on there.
01:20:41Hold the wire.
01:20:44Peter, you better know what you're doing, boy.
01:20:47You better know what you're doing, sir.
01:21:17Peter, when you're working with powder, you have to do it in the right sequence.
01:21:31Now, are you sure you've got it in the right order?
01:21:35Hey, Alex, look.
01:21:37Hey, Jesse.
01:21:38Jesse, over here.
01:21:40Hey.
01:21:41Quiet, Peter.
01:21:42You'll wake up your monster.
01:21:43Don't worry about a thing, Jesse.
01:21:45We've got everything under control right here.
01:21:47Peter, you make too much noise to be a good hunter.
01:21:56Oh, hell.
01:21:57You see the dead one now, Jesse?
01:22:10I got him.
01:22:10You better be mad.
01:22:15Well, come on.
01:22:19It's not working, Alex.
01:22:20I knew you didn't know what you were doing.
01:22:22Jean-BīŋŊīŋŊ!
01:22:42Jean-BīŋŊīŋŊ!
01:22:44Jean-īŋŊīŋŊ!
01:22:45Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:22:55Alex!
01:22:56Alex!
01:22:59Alex!
01:23:04Alex!
01:23:11Let me have that gun.
01:23:12Alex, no.
01:23:13I think I can get him.
01:23:14There are only three bullets.
01:23:19Please, Alex.
01:23:20Get him in a hurry.
01:23:22He's killing Peter.
01:23:24Alex!
01:23:38Hang on, Peter!
01:23:40You'll take him, all right.
01:23:42Shoot him!
01:23:44You can hit him!
01:23:46Shoot him!
01:23:48Shoot him, Jesse!
01:23:50I'm sorry, Peter.
01:23:51I just can't do it.
01:23:52Kill him!
01:23:53You'll take him, all right.
01:23:55Shoot him!
01:23:56Shoot him!
01:23:57You can hit him!
01:23:58Shoot him!
01:23:59Shoot him, Jesse!
01:24:00I'm sorry, Peter.
01:24:01I just can't do it.
01:24:02Kill him!
01:24:03Kill him before he kills me!
01:24:05Keep your courage up.
01:24:06You'll take him.
01:24:07Keep your courage up.
01:24:08Keep your courage up.
01:24:09You'll take him.
01:24:10I just have three bullets left, Alex.
01:24:12Even if I'm faster, it'll never take him down.
01:24:15I wish he'd just back up and walk away.
01:24:18He's not gonna do it.
01:24:20He's not gonna do it.
01:24:22He's not gonna do it.
01:24:23He's not gonna do it.
01:24:24He's not gonna do it.
01:24:25I think he wants you to holster your gun, Jesse.
01:24:28Maybe he just wants you to get away.
01:24:30If he puts his gun away, you'll holster yours.
01:24:33It's suicide!
01:24:34Don't do it, Jesse!
01:24:36Don't!
01:24:41It's not worth it, Jesse.
01:24:43No!
01:24:46No!
01:24:50Well, how about that?
01:24:52Bilateral disarmament.
01:25:08Aim for the tanks, Jesse.
01:25:10Look at him, Alex.
01:25:11He remembers what happened at your house.
01:25:14He'll never turn it back to me.
01:25:16He don't have to.
01:25:20You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:23But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:25You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:28I've never been fast.
01:25:29I've never been fast.
01:25:30Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:31I want to watch him die.
01:25:32I've never been fast.
01:25:33Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:34I want to watch him die.
01:25:35I want to watch him die.
01:25:36I want to watch him die.
01:25:37I want to watch him die.
01:25:38You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:39But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:40You can take him, Jesse.
01:25:42But I've never been fast, Alex.
01:25:43You don't have to be fast to be good, and you're good.
01:25:44I've never been fast.
01:25:45Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:46I want to watch him die.
01:25:48Aim careful, Jesse.
01:25:55I want to watch him die.
01:25:57I want to watch him die.
01:26:01I want to watch him.
01:26:08Alex!
01:26:11You liar.
01:26:17Alex!
01:26:20Jesse, dynamite!
01:26:24Come on to hell, Jesse!
01:26:27Aim careful.
01:26:31Come on, Jesse.
01:26:33Come on, Jesse.
01:26:35Come on.
01:27:01I knew I'd watch that bastard burn.
01:27:13We distracted him.
01:27:16Now I'll never know who's the best.
01:27:18That's all right, boy.
01:27:19Now you know who's the best.
01:27:22It's a great day, boy.
01:27:23And I'll never know who's the best.
01:27:24Come on, Jesse.
01:27:26Come on.
01:27:27Come on, Jesse.
01:27:28Come on, Jesse.
01:27:29He knows you.
01:27:30Come on.
01:27:31Let's go.
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