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The 1993 film Robot in the Family follows a father, son, and a clunky robot named Gold Digger as they search for a valuable relic, clashing with a villain along the way.
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00:00:00You
00:04:02Daddy, the crazy clock is going crazy.
00:04:07And he broke the map.
00:04:09Wake up.
00:04:10Ah.
00:04:14Mommy, that's my toy.
00:04:15Jack, your gadget's did it again.
00:04:18Christina, I'm just about to finish my invention.
00:04:22You're an antique dealer, not an inventor, and we're on our way to bankruptcy.
00:04:28You've got a shop to run.
00:04:31So get up and get going.
00:04:33Well, I hate antiques.
00:04:35Honey, you promised after my father died that you'd give up these crazy inventions and take care of his house and business.
00:04:42Now get up, honey.
00:04:43Get up.
00:04:43No more inventions.
00:04:45No more inventions.
00:04:53It's the night!
00:04:55Rise inside, everyone!
00:05:05Today's the day!
00:05:07Miss G, Alex, Margie, Jingy, Christina, Donnie, come on, sweetheart, wake up.
00:05:16Today's the day.
00:05:17Miss Gina, everybody, into the living room!
00:05:20Crime, did you know that last year alone, Americans spent over $100 million on home security?
00:05:34But was it affected?
00:05:36No, right?
00:05:37They stole your bicycle.
00:05:39They stole your fishing pole.
00:05:40But I, your daddy, and you alone very much, have answered to the nation's greatest crime epidemic.
00:05:49Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you...
00:05:55Goldiga!
00:05:57Hi, Mommy, I'm your new home security robot and your sixth child.
00:06:01I'm programmed to cook, clean, and do whatever your heart desires.
00:06:05I vacuum, dust, walk the door, quiet the dishes.
00:06:08Hi, Mikey.
00:06:09Hi, Johnny.
00:06:10Hi, Alex.
00:06:11Wow, that's me, Dad.
00:06:12Hi, Richie.
00:06:13Hi, Cindy.
00:06:13Hello, my new family.
00:06:15Good morning, Goldiga.
00:06:16Good morning, Daddy.
00:06:17All right, now, there are a few important things to know about your new home security system.
00:06:22The red light lets you know if you are ever in any danger.
00:06:25If that ever happens, then the green light will go on once you yell...
00:06:30Ah!
00:06:35Dialing 911.
00:06:36See, Christina, if you are ever in any danger, all you have to do is, is, is, is scream.
00:06:46Kids tour, you scream, and Goldiga automatically gonna dial 911, police emergency line.
00:06:53Hello, someone, Daddy.
00:06:54You got order?
00:06:56Hello?
00:06:56I'll make you a judgment.
00:07:01This light, this is gold detector.
00:07:04I programmed Goldiga to detect gold.
00:07:07I'll be able to detect fakes at shop.
00:07:10Christina, soon every home in America is gonna have one of these.
00:07:14Part protector, part educator.
00:07:16Mikey, he's gonna help you with your homework.
00:07:18And I will...
00:07:19Christina, Christina, Christina, Christina, Christina, do you want to clean the house and do your homework and tell you something?
00:07:22Christina, do it!
00:07:23Look out!
00:07:24You're not my bonkers.
00:07:27Wait a minute, wait a minute.
00:07:29Make adjustments, you're done, no problem.
00:07:31No problem.
00:07:33Goldiga!
00:07:37Goldiga!
00:07:37Goldiga!
00:07:38Goldiga!
00:07:39Goldiga!
00:07:40Goldiga!
00:07:41Newspaper!
00:07:41I am programmed to get the newspaper.
00:07:43Christina, one of the beautiful things about this, what's Goldiga, Goldiga stand?
00:07:48For the rubber...
00:07:49For the left, for the left.
00:07:50For the left.
00:07:51Correction.
00:07:52Left straight.
00:07:53No, no, Legos.
00:07:54I am programmed to get a number of a thousand things.
00:07:55To north, to left, left, left, left!
00:07:57Daddy, make up your mind.
00:07:58Which way?
00:07:59No, right, straight!
00:08:00I'm sorry, I get no paper.
00:08:02Kids, let's play.
00:08:03I'm your new brother.
00:08:04I am programmed to play hundreds of games.
00:08:06I tell you, every home, thirteen thousand dollars each, just Greatneck we're gonna make a billion dollars.
00:08:13Hey, I know where Greatneck is.
00:08:15Goldiga!
00:08:16Goldiga!
00:08:17I'm stuck!
00:08:18Help me, Mommy!
00:08:19Help me, Daddy!
00:08:20I'm stuck!
00:08:21Newspaper!
00:08:22Newspaper!
00:08:23Upside!
00:08:24We'll be gone!
00:08:25Okay, I'll play with you a little while.
00:08:26Then I'll go get your newspaper.
00:08:27I am programmed to take orders, but I'd much rather play with you kids.
00:08:30Goldiga!
00:08:31Don't go up, guys!
00:08:32Come upstairs!
00:08:33You want me to go upstairs?
00:08:34Let's play!
00:08:35Let's play!
00:08:36Okay, let's go!
00:08:38I am programmed to play Dic-Tac-Toe, cards, Nintendo, baseball, basketball...
00:08:43Oh, Jack, how much did this new toy cost us?
00:08:47Nothing compared to what we're gonna make.
00:08:51When?
00:08:52When?
00:08:53Look around you!
00:08:54What do you see?
00:08:55Do you see a house that needs painting?
00:08:58I mean, never mind it, the roof is falling in.
00:09:00I mean, we have a drawer full of bills that are getting bigger every day.
00:09:03A house full of half-baked inventions and five kids who need and deserve a little more than just the basics.
00:09:08I know you have dreams, Jack.
00:09:10That's why I love you.
00:09:11But there's a time for dreams.
00:09:13That's in bed.
00:09:16Sweetheart, don't be late for your meeting with that big buyer today.
00:09:20Hey, I like him, Dad.
00:09:21I think he's cool.
00:09:22That cowboy, honey, he's a big, big spender.
00:09:25Thanks, Alex.
00:09:30Go get ready for school.
00:09:33I am programmed to protect the house, watch over the children, and keep an eye on the neighborhood.
00:09:53But first, I have to get the newspaper for Daddy.
00:09:56Newspaper, birds, squirrel, cricketry, gold.
00:09:58Oh, I have found the gold for my Daddy!
00:10:00I'm gonna make him rich!
00:10:02Gold, gold, solid gold!
00:10:04My Daddy's gonna be so proud of me!
00:10:06Hey!
00:10:08That service gold is worth $400 an ounce!
00:10:12Hey, you!
00:10:13That's mine!
00:10:17That's mine!
00:10:18That's mine!
00:10:19He's so proud of me that French gold is worth $400 an ounce.
00:10:23Hey, you!
00:10:24This symbol comes off with his A-U.
00:10:26That's mine!
00:10:27This mailbox is worth $4.5 billion.
00:10:29I'm trying to kill a borsa!
00:10:31Whoa, a monster!
00:10:33War continues to rage in the Middle East as two religious factions blame each other
00:10:38over the theft of the sacred helmet of Suleiman, stolen from the Sunite mosque in Mecca.
00:10:44Meanwhile, on the local front, two men wearing Chinese doll masks broke into a Brooklyn warehouse
00:10:50last night, making off with a priceless collection of antique relics.
00:10:54The owner, British entrepreneur Anthony Hardsworth, is offering a $2 million reward for the safe
00:11:01return of the antiques.
00:11:03In other news, Wingling, the dancing panda bear, was abducted from her cage in a Kyoto Zoo early
00:11:10this morning.
00:11:10What kind of person would do something like that, Bono?
00:11:12That's terrible.
00:11:14Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:15Yeah, we got the thing.
00:11:17Where is Wingling now?
00:11:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:11:20Hold on, pal.
00:11:20If I tell you, we got him, we got him, huh?
00:11:23What?
00:11:23How we didn't put our butts in the line so you could rip us off?
00:11:27Huh?
00:11:28Oh.
00:11:29Oh, you want proof, huh?
00:11:31Okay, okay.
00:11:32Clyde, huh?
00:11:33A pencil.
00:11:34Stoop, a pencil.
00:11:35Uh, a pencil, yeah.
00:11:36Hold on.
00:11:37Hey, I got...
00:11:38Oh, I got a pencil.
00:11:39Okay.
00:11:40All right.
00:11:41I need something to write with, dummy.
00:11:42Okay.
00:11:43Something to write with.
00:11:44I got it.
00:11:44Hold on.
00:11:45I said, hold on.
00:11:46All right, here.
00:11:46All right.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:47Okay.
00:11:48Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:11:49Okay, what?
00:11:50Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:11:51Okay, what?
00:11:52Who are you talking to?
00:11:53Oh, you shut up!
00:11:54No.
00:11:54Shut him out.
00:11:55No.
00:11:55No.
00:11:56No, not you.
00:11:56No.
00:11:57What?
00:11:57What are you talking about?
00:11:59I told you we wanted cash.
00:12:02Cash.
00:12:02Yeah.
00:12:03Yeah, that's right.
00:12:05Yeah.
00:12:06Bye.
00:12:06Who are you talking to, Bono?
00:12:08Uh-huh.
00:12:17Goldiger, today is the day.
00:12:20Today is Friday.
00:12:21Mr. Marshall, Mr. Texan, you're going to come, you're going to buy Remington.
00:12:25Mail me off.
00:12:26A very valuable antique.
00:12:28Everybody back.
00:12:29Then I can devote my time to you and you're really going to make us rich.
00:12:33Beautiful day.
00:12:35What could possibly go wrong?
00:12:36I detect thunder, lightning, and a high concentration of electricity building in the clouds above us.
00:12:43Water.
00:12:44Mayday.
00:12:44Mayday.
00:12:47Advise portion.
00:12:49Advise utilization of emergency.
00:12:52I'm going to ramp up.
00:12:54Jump around.
00:12:55Save yourself.
00:12:56Use your parachute.
00:12:57Jump from this vehicle.
00:12:59Push, Goldiger.
00:13:00Push.
00:13:01We're going to be Mr. Texan, me and the big cowboy are going to buy the whole shop.
00:13:05I am currently utilizing all my horsepower.
00:13:09Close your gun.
00:13:10Watch your car.
00:13:11You're going to kill me, man.
00:13:13I am not broken.
00:13:15Wow.
00:13:17My favorite illegal vehicle.
00:13:19I mean, like, a couple of dollars.
00:13:20Give us a couple of dollars.
00:13:21Come on, now.
00:13:21We've been pushing for 20 miles.
00:13:23I do not have any money, but I can give you a little nickel.
00:13:28Wow.
00:13:29Man, what was that?
00:13:29Did you like that?
00:13:31Here.
00:13:31I got a totus puppy.
00:13:33They're never going to believe me down at the garage.
00:13:36Holy cow.
00:13:37No inspection sticker.
00:13:38Oh, ho, ho.
00:13:39Okay, look out.
00:13:40You're getting a joke.
00:13:41Uh-oh.
00:13:41I am programmed to protect the solar car.
00:13:44No registration.
00:13:46I'm going to Disney World on this puppy, baby.
00:13:49I told him I'd be back.
00:13:51Whoa.
00:13:52Excuse me, Mac.
00:13:53Excuse me, officer.
00:13:54I'm writing a ticket.
00:13:55You know, I'm sorry.
00:13:55Please hand over those tickets now.
00:13:57Sorry.
00:13:57I already wrote the ticket out, pally boy.
00:13:59Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:01Go, tickle, tickle.
00:14:02Watch what I can do.
00:14:04No, no.
00:14:05Don't hurt me.
00:14:08That's city property.
00:14:10You can't.
00:14:10I want it hard to write those tickets.
00:14:12You'll ruin my vacation.
00:14:14I should have been a proctologist like my mom wanted me to be.
00:14:18Wah-ha.
00:14:20Where's Jack?
00:14:21Ha, ha, ha.
00:14:22No, no, no.
00:14:23Man, I don't say I should kill myself.
00:14:25Yeah, the safety tax was great.
00:14:28Check balance.
00:14:29Okay, I'll pay tomorrow in cash.
00:14:31Oh, you must be that idiot that owns a car after.
00:14:36Hey, John, wake up, boy.
00:14:38Howdy do you, Mr. Marshall.
00:14:39I believe they just say howdy.
00:14:42Howdy or hokey hey.
00:14:43We're talking to our Indian friends.
00:14:44Where's Jack?
00:14:45I got to get out of here in the Pony Express.
00:14:47Hurry.
00:14:48I can't lie to Jack with you.
00:14:50Lolly.
00:14:50Don't kiss me again unless you prepare to die.
00:14:59Tea, please.
00:15:01No, I'll have Jack Daniel straight up.
00:15:04Be quick about it.
00:15:05Tea.
00:15:05Tea, please.
00:15:06I said I was going to pay you.
00:15:15My kids have to go to the bathroom.
00:15:26Oh, why me?
00:15:27You don't know how to ride a horse.
00:15:35You don't know how to ride a horse.
00:15:37What's the matter with you?
00:15:44Morning.
00:15:45Do not operate motor vehicle without a driver.
00:15:47You again?
00:15:47I know you.
00:15:48You are Eli the Crook and Monster.
00:15:50I am programmed to recognize you, you crook.
00:15:53Ah, motion of order.
00:15:55Oh, my God.
00:15:56I can't make it in my...
00:15:57Oh, my Jack, watch your water.
00:16:00Ah, man, I'll close it again.
00:16:02Ah, do I make it in, motion of order.
00:16:04Ah, no, no, no.
00:16:05Ah, no, no, no.
00:16:07I can't do it yet.
00:16:12Ah, whoops.
00:16:14Ah.
00:16:17I can't do it again.
00:16:25Oh, my ramifications.
00:16:33Mr. Marshall.
00:16:35I serious mean my brother.
00:16:38Isaac.
00:16:39Isaac.
00:16:41Help.
00:16:42Help.
00:16:43I look on your mud, girl.
00:16:45I'm going to kill him, she does.
00:16:47Hello?
00:16:48Doshi?
00:16:53Gold diggers! I told you to watch the car!
00:16:56Come back and I have a license!
00:16:58Gold diggers!
00:16:59What are we doing?
00:17:00Hey!
00:17:02I don't know why the hell you'd want to burn the American flag like you did.
00:17:08You know who kept your own little people?
00:17:10You drove us crazy with that kind of thing.
00:17:12Maybe we can be friends.
00:17:13Ah, you drive a very hard bargain.
00:17:15Well, you drive a bargain harder than a rooster in a hen.
00:17:18Ah, ha, ha, ha!
00:17:19Hold on, Sean!
00:17:22Shut up!
00:17:24But I had a cowboy!
00:17:26Remington Littles!
00:17:27Any heart to come by?
00:17:28God bless you!
00:17:30Ha, ha, ha!
00:17:31Roll!
00:17:32Ha, ha!
00:17:33Which is why I sell forduries.
00:17:35Ha, ha, ha!
00:17:37Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:17:40Get that!
00:17:41Get that!
00:17:42Burn it off the windshield!
00:17:43Watch out!
00:17:44No, wait!
00:17:45Stop the car!
00:17:46I'm driving it off!
00:17:47I'll get him off myself!
00:17:48Get him off of there!
00:17:49Get the sweetest man is trying to sign there!
00:17:50I hate a dirty windshield!
00:17:51I like that!
00:17:52It's all smug by the little people!
00:17:53Get him off in there!
00:17:54Now, see if you can drive over him!
00:17:55Ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:17:56Oh!
00:17:57Oh!
00:17:58Oh!
00:17:59Oh!
00:18:00Oh!
00:18:01Oh!
00:18:02I hate a dirty windshield!
00:18:03I like that!
00:18:04It's all smug by the little people!
00:18:06Get him off in there!
00:18:07Ah!
00:18:08Now, see if you can drive over him!
00:18:12Ha, ha, ha!
00:18:13Oh!
00:18:14Oh!
00:18:15Oh!
00:18:16Oh!
00:18:17Oh!
00:18:18Oh!
00:18:19Oh!
00:18:20Oh!
00:18:21Oh!
00:18:22Oh!
00:18:23Oh!
00:18:28Uncle Isaac, you smell like a sewer!
00:18:30Why are you so dirty, Uncle Isaac?
00:18:32Are you always this way?
00:18:33Did you play in the mud?
00:18:35I am programmed to play...
00:18:36How am I gonna come up with a million dollars?
00:18:39Oh, no.
00:18:52Hey.
00:18:54No, I don't buy. I went to trade.
00:18:56No, no, no. This is for you, you know?
00:18:58Special delivery. It's for you.
00:19:00No, no, no. I got nothing. I'm losing everything. I don't want it.
00:19:04No, no, this is delivery for 834 Broadway.
00:19:07No, you're wrong with us, 832. You want crook next door, Eli. Go bother him.
00:19:13Oh, crook next door. Crook next door. Right, Eli, right, right.
00:19:17I knew that. Right. Right. I knew that. Right.
00:19:22Hey.
00:19:24Mr. Tucker, this gentleman here claims that some rock star bought you a statue, which he claims is this statue. What's the story?
00:19:42Inspector, I know that you are only doing your duty, but get that walking Christmas tree out of here!
00:19:49Inspector, my robot is trained to detect gold.
00:19:52Inspector, all the time this man is trying to discredit my good name. And why?
00:19:57Why?
00:19:58Why? Because he is jealous of my, my achievements!
00:20:02Me? Why, you're nothing but crook, Eli! I know you!
00:20:05I saw it, Eli! I saw it, my own eyes!
00:20:07I saw it, my own eyes!
00:20:08I saw it, my own eyes!
00:20:09Enough!
00:20:10Enough!
00:20:11Sit. Very simple, Mr. Tucker. You did or you did not receive a statue fitting the description?
00:20:17The answer is yes, and it is no business of it! Let me show you!
00:20:22Does this look like a stolen gold statue to you?
00:20:25No, no, no, no!
00:20:26Press me!
00:20:27Go on!
00:20:28That's not the one I saw!
00:20:29This is not a statue I saw. This is, it is not it!
00:20:33Gold! Gold! I found it!
00:20:35What is it doing?
00:20:36You're robots.
00:20:37Stuff sounds gold.
00:20:38Yes.
00:20:39In the basement.
00:20:40There's a statue of monkeys.
00:20:42It's not here.
00:20:43You programmed it.
00:20:44There's the gold!
00:20:45You...
00:20:46Not gold!
00:20:47Malfunction!
00:20:48Malfunction!
00:20:49I am blanking out!
00:20:50No, not those again!
00:20:51Daddy!
00:20:52Eli is a bad guy!
00:20:53No!
00:20:54No!
00:20:55No!
00:20:56It's dangerous!
00:20:57I am losing my calories!
00:20:58Mr. Tucker!
00:20:59Mr. Tucker!
00:21:00Mr. Tucker!
00:21:01Mr. Tucker!
00:21:02Mr. Tucker!
00:21:03You didn't like this!
00:21:04He must be dead!
00:21:05I heard enough!
00:21:06He he he he he he!
00:21:08You know something, Tamir?
00:21:09I shall be happy to watch you go under.
00:21:11You and your tin man.
00:21:13And you wanna know something else?
00:21:14You wouldn't know art!
00:21:16If it had teeth and bit you on the cup of sass!
00:21:20Hey, Dad!
00:21:21Talk!
00:21:22What are you doing?
00:21:23Spying on Eli.
00:21:24Wait a minute, wait a minute!
00:21:25Tell me what happened to you!
00:21:26Uncle Isaac make a mess!
00:21:27Here!
00:21:28What's going on?
00:21:29Read this!
00:21:30Read this!
00:21:31Read this!
00:21:32Read this!
00:21:33Cardsworth collection!
00:21:34Stolen from Brooklyn White House!
00:21:35Stolen from Brooklyn White House!
00:21:36Relics worth $18.5 million!
00:21:37Stolen from Brooklyn White House!
00:21:38Hey, Dad!
00:21:39What are you doing?
00:21:40What are you doing?
00:21:41Spying on Eli.
00:21:42Wait a minute, wait a minute!
00:21:43Tell me what happened to you!
00:21:44I can't talk to him!
00:21:46He can make a mess!
00:21:47Here!
00:21:48Read this!
00:21:49Read this!
00:21:50Hardsworth collection stolen from Brooklyn Warehouse.
00:22:01Relics worth $18.5 million.
00:22:03Two unidentified men wearing Chinese masks broken to a Brooklyn Warehouse
00:22:07where the Hardsworth collection was being stored and routed to the Kendricks auction house.
00:22:11Uncle, I think you still smell.
00:22:13So?
00:22:14So?
00:22:15So not one hour ago, someone put it right here on my desk.
00:22:19The very statue.
00:22:20But before I could stop him, he'd give it to Eli.
00:22:24A crook!
00:22:26No, no, no, no.
00:22:28Hello?
00:22:29University Antiques.
00:22:31Tell him, Alec.
00:22:32I'm not here.
00:22:33I'm not here.
00:22:34The electric company.
00:22:35Something about your bill?
00:22:39Tell her.
00:22:40I'll pay him tomorrow.
00:22:42My father says a...
00:22:44He said they got to turn off the power.
00:22:47Row, row, row.
00:22:48He about...
00:22:48Uncle Isaac, you look jumpy.
00:22:50Hello.
00:22:51Yeah, it's Jacques Shamir.
00:22:52Yeah, no, I'm going to pay you tomorrow.
00:22:54Yeah.
00:22:58Alec.
00:22:59Eli.
00:23:00How's the statue?
00:23:01I know it.
00:23:02Wait a minute, Dad.
00:23:02Look at this.
00:23:03It says here that there's a $2 million reward for the statue.
00:23:08Alex.
00:23:09We're going to claim the reward.
00:23:18Look, Isaac, we can play hide-and-seek now.
00:23:20I don't think they're bluffing.
00:23:24When your grandpa was still alive, Alex, he told me that there was a secret door to Eli's basement.
00:23:30Let's find that door.
00:23:32Go dig a light.
00:23:33Jack, I am detecting gold somewhere in this basement.
00:23:36Alec, he must have hidden basement.
00:23:38Wow.
00:23:38Three blind mice, three blind mice.
00:23:42See how they run, see how they run.
00:23:45They all run after the farmer's wife.
00:23:47She cut off their tails with a carving knife.
00:23:48Did you ever see such a sight in your life at three?
00:23:51Oh, my twin brother.
00:23:52Daddy, I didn't know you made me a brother.
00:23:54Go dig a little.
00:23:55That's just a reflection.
00:23:56I'm going to prove to you, my son, that your daddy is the greatest detective in the world.
00:24:02Dad, shouldn't we let the police handle this?
00:24:05We better than police.
00:24:12That statue is the answer to all of our problems.
00:24:15Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb.
00:24:19Mary had a little lamb, little lamb.
00:24:21It's somewhere.
00:24:23Everywhere that Mary went, Mary went.
00:24:25Mary went, Mary went, the lamb, little lamb.
00:24:31Mary had a little nose, a friend, her niece and a big dog.
00:24:37Whoa.
00:24:39Uh-oh.
00:24:40Dad.
00:24:40You want to play hide and hide?
00:24:41Dad.
00:24:42Oh, I love that.
00:24:43Where are you, Dad?
00:24:43It's a program to play.
00:24:45Let's play, Alec.
00:24:46Dad, you OK?
00:24:48Find me, Alec.
00:24:50I'm fine, Alec.
00:24:51Go upstairs.
00:24:52Hamid.
00:24:55Take the statue and hide it in Dr. Playhand's house.
00:25:20Since Jack brought the police here, the police may come back.
00:25:23Go.
00:25:26And if Jack ever interferes in my business again,
00:25:30I will crush him like a beetle.
00:25:36Think-a-boo.
00:25:37I see you, Alec.
00:25:38Can you find me?
00:25:40I'm hiding.
00:25:41A Hasworth collection.
00:25:42Jackpot.
00:25:56Jackpot.
00:25:58Jackpot.
00:25:58Jackpot.
00:25:59Jackpot.
00:26:00Jackpot.
00:26:01Jackpot.
00:26:02Jackpot.
00:26:03Jackpot.
00:26:04Jackpot.
00:26:05Jackpot.
00:26:06Jackpot.
00:26:07Jackpot.
00:26:08Jackpot.
00:26:09Jackpot.
00:26:10Jackpot.
00:26:11Armit!
00:26:33Playhand.
00:26:41Playhand.
00:26:47Dad, shouldn't we call the police now?
00:26:49No, no, no, no. They're not going to believe me.
00:26:52I only can get my hand on that file cabinet.
00:26:54Hey, Dad, I heard Mr. Tacky tell Hamid to take the statue to Dr. Playhand.
00:27:00Playhand.
00:27:01Whoever heard his name before.
00:27:04Alex.
00:27:05In Eli's basement. Don't start you.
00:27:07Where's one statue?
00:27:08Here he is, Dad. Here he is.
00:27:09Playhand Dr. Heinrich.
00:27:10114 East 73rd Street.
00:27:13Think that's him?
00:27:15I don't know, but I'm going to find out.
00:27:19Dr. Playhand's office.
00:27:22Orthopedic surgery and final reproductions.
00:27:25Edie speaking. Can I help you?
00:27:27Oh, Dr. Playhand is the best bone cutter in the business.
00:27:31He's a master plaster caster.
00:27:34Excuse me.
00:27:35Hi, can I help you?
00:27:36Yes, I'd like to see Dr. Playhand.
00:27:37Do you have an appointment?
00:27:39No.
00:27:39Would you like an appointment?
00:27:41Yes.
00:27:42We have plenty of time. No problem at all.
00:27:46Here.
00:27:46I'll give you this.
00:27:48My name is Edie.
00:27:49Can I fill this in?
00:27:51Have a seat.
00:27:53Fine.
00:27:54Oh, where was I? I'm sorry.
00:27:56What else about him?
00:27:57He's an artist.
00:27:59He's a sculptor.
00:28:00Yes.
00:28:01I'm learning a lot.
00:28:03Well, see, that's the important thing.
00:28:04I'm learning a lot.
00:28:04There we go.
00:28:06Miss, be careful.
00:28:07Excuse me.
00:28:07You might have to go...
00:28:08Oh, my behalf of your child out there is...
00:28:10No showers, no bath.
00:28:12I'm trying to say Eli Tompkins.
00:28:14Eli Tompkins?
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:15You're a friend of Eli's?
00:28:17Yes, Dr. Playhand.
00:28:19I'm more like an acquaintance.
00:28:21Digestive problem?
00:28:25No, no.
00:28:26I...
00:28:26I...
00:28:27I...
00:28:28I think I...
00:28:29I hurt my ankle.
00:28:32Oh, well.
00:28:34Come back into my office.
00:28:36We'll take a look at it.
00:28:51Do you like it?
00:28:59I made it myself.
00:29:02It's a reproduction.
00:29:04Look like the real McCoy.
00:29:08My dear Mr...
00:29:09Shabazz.
00:29:10Abu Shabazz.
00:29:12Of Turkey.
00:29:14Are you by chance a collector, Mr. Shabazz?
00:29:16A little.
00:29:19Then you should appreciate the classical relationship
00:29:21between the shape of an object
00:29:23and the use to which that object is put.
00:29:25Form and function.
00:29:27Mr. Shabazz.
00:29:28Well, he's got a lot of impressive hobbies.
00:29:30But his favorite hobby is Persian arts.
00:29:33Oh, yes.
00:29:34Oh, he's an expert in it.
00:29:35Mm-hmm.
00:29:36Particularly helmets.
00:29:38He loves helmets.
00:29:40What kind of helmets?
00:29:42Oh, Spanish Armada.
00:29:45Prussian.
00:29:47Etruscan.
00:29:47Are you familiar with the sacred helmet
00:29:49of Solomon the Neglicent?
00:29:51Of course you are.
00:29:52It's recently that this started a holy war.
00:29:55The blood which will be shed over this helmet
00:29:56will make it one of the most valuable artifacts
00:29:57in the history of the world.
00:29:59This excites me very much.
00:30:01Oh, but I wouldn't give to have it in my...
00:30:03Excuse me, Mr. Shabazz.
00:30:08Yes?
00:30:10Yes.
00:30:11Eli!
00:30:11Eli!
00:30:12We were just talking about you.
00:30:14Abu is here.
00:30:17Abu Shabazz!
00:30:18Oh, really?
00:30:24Yes, dark, curly hair.
00:30:27I see.
00:30:29Yes!
00:30:31Of course I'll meet you.
00:30:33Where and when?
00:30:37Very good.
00:30:38I'll be there.
00:30:40Yes, I'll take good care of Mr. Shabazz.
00:30:43Yes, Eli.
00:30:54What was I saying?
00:30:57Oh, yes!
00:31:00The point, Mr. Shabazz,
00:31:02is that nothing
00:31:03is as it seems.
00:31:05Beauty
00:31:07may be the product
00:31:09of functional
00:31:11necessity.
00:31:14Art,
00:31:15Mr. Shabazz,
00:31:16is paid.
00:31:18Mark!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:21Now,
00:31:23let's have a look at that ankle.
00:31:24You still smell like a sewer.
00:31:31Poison.
00:31:33Pui?
00:31:35Poichi?
00:31:36Poison.
00:31:37Oh,
00:31:37poison.
00:31:38Poison,
00:31:39bu kurak.
00:31:41Isaac,
00:31:41take human bite.
00:31:42I can poison
00:31:43oku biya la.
00:31:45Um,
00:31:45Uncle Isaac,
00:31:46I think I left something
00:31:47downstairs.
00:31:48Um,
00:31:48I'll be right back.
00:31:49It is time for you
00:31:50to learn English.
00:31:51This is a Tiffany lamp.
00:31:53Very expensive.
00:31:54Tiffy is...
00:31:55Poison!
00:31:56Dying 9-1-1.
00:31:57Ah!
00:31:57Digga Dazi!
00:32:01Immigration Department!
00:32:02No need to yell at me, Mac!
00:32:05Hey,
00:32:06you got a green card?
00:32:07Better,
00:32:07otherwise you're going back, buddy.
00:32:15Gotta get those files.
00:32:18He said
00:32:19this isn't doing anything.
00:32:24Wow,
00:32:25I found it.
00:32:26The secret passage.
00:32:40Hmm.
00:32:43This is more serious
00:32:44than I thought.
00:32:45but...
00:32:47but...
00:32:48I think...
00:32:52I can fix it.
00:32:55I can fix it.
00:33:03Part of the collection!
00:33:04Part of the collection!
00:33:04I can fix it.
00:33:06This is like a
00:33:14a
00:33:17Ortus,
00:33:17which
00:33:18is
00:33:20than
00:33:22a
00:33:23Number ones
00:33:24for
00:33:29No!
00:33:59Bernini, Rodan, Michelangelo. Oh, playhand. You are my Prince of Plaster. I think this is your best foot job yet.
00:34:17Wake up. You are a piece of art.
00:34:47It's real kin. That's why he's going to meet Eli.
00:35:06Well, we've thrown the oven around, aren't we, Mr. Chavez?
00:35:11Okay, the amount is $2,345. How do we intend on paying for it?
00:35:32Come on, man. Right over here. You'll get it. I promise you, upstairs.
00:35:36Yes, you. You too.
00:35:38Chinese restaurant upstairs. Chinese restaurant, man. I'm telling you.
00:35:41They chin, right?
00:35:42Yeah, yeah, yeah. They'll fix your foot and they'll eat it and they'll lick the toilet. So do you.
00:35:46So do you.
00:35:47Oh, yes!
00:35:50Oh, yes!
00:35:51Oh, yes!
00:35:52Oh, no!
00:35:53Yes!
00:35:54Oh!
00:35:55Yes!
00:35:56Yes, yes!
00:35:57Oh!
00:35:58Oh!
00:36:00See you on the night!
00:36:01Oh, no.
00:36:02パパ They've got his back!
00:36:03We need to go to the experience!
00:36:05commercials,ーー!
00:36:06Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:36:08I'm so sorry.
00:36:10I'm so sorry.
00:36:12Excuse me. Please, please.
00:36:14Please, please.
00:36:16Boy.
00:36:26Have you talked to Hardsworth?
00:36:30He found this morning.
00:36:32He's getting ready to place the insurance claim.
00:36:36We recycle the gold forgeries tomorrow night.
00:36:38Yes.
00:36:52I need some more Remington originals.
00:36:54Oh, no, I hate doing Remington originals.
00:36:58All that detail.
00:37:00Remember the helmet.
00:37:02Yes, yes. How many do you want?
00:37:04No, we mustn't flood the market.
00:37:06Say another 500.
00:37:08All right.
00:37:10I'll get started on it right away.
00:37:12I can't believe it.
00:37:14After all these years of waiting.
00:37:16It will be mine.
00:37:18Mine.
00:37:20And the helmet arrives tonight.
00:37:22You're sure of that?
00:37:24The helmet is in the statue.
00:37:26The helmet might appear that he is.
00:37:28Ah, Captain.
00:37:34Oh.
00:37:36Remember.
00:37:38No one must see it.
00:37:40Oh, I remember. I remember.
00:37:42No one will see it.
00:37:46I must be assured of that.
00:37:48I promise. I promise.
00:37:50I'll take it to my grave.
00:37:54Possibly.
00:37:56Oh.
00:37:58Oh.
00:38:00He's a good one.
00:38:02Oh, he's a little girl.
00:38:04Oh.
00:38:06Oh.
00:38:08Oh.
00:38:09Oh.
00:38:10So long, I'm going to kill you.
00:38:40I just hope we don't run into no teamsters.
00:39:03All we have to do is get in there.
00:39:06Go in there.
00:39:06Go in there.
00:39:07And we've got to find the crate with the X on it.
00:39:08Right.
00:39:08We've got to find the crate with the X on it.
00:39:10With the X on it.
00:39:10Right.
00:39:10Oh, no, no.
00:39:12What?
00:39:13I look cheap.
00:39:14You don't look cheap.
00:39:14Yes, I look cheap.
00:39:15You don't look cheap.
00:39:15Yes.
00:39:16I'm afraid this is the earrings.
00:39:17They're all wrong.
00:39:17You want to go back for new earrings?
00:39:18No, I don't want to go back.
00:39:19Shut up.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:20You don't look cheap.
00:39:20Okay.
00:39:21Oh, no.
00:39:21What?
00:39:22Why are we in dresses?
00:39:23I told you, idiot.
00:39:24Because that way, if anyone sees us, they won't know who we are.
00:39:26Right.
00:39:26I knew that.
00:39:27I knew that.
00:39:27You knew that.
00:39:28Okay.
00:39:28What do we do?
00:39:28Look at me.
00:39:31I'll go around the back.
00:39:34You see anybody?
00:39:34This is it.
00:39:35Come here.
00:39:36This is it.
00:39:36That's the one with the X.
00:39:37Right.
00:39:38Right.
00:39:38Right.
00:39:38Okay.
00:39:39Now, you know what we're going to do?
00:39:40Right.
00:39:40I know what we're going to do.
00:39:42Okay.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:42Good.
00:39:43Good.
00:39:43What are we going to do?
00:39:45Jackpot.
00:39:46I'm going to get a hernia.
00:39:48Oh, no.
00:39:49This is very good.
00:39:50I'm going to be careful.
00:39:51Hide.
00:39:52Hide.
00:39:52Hide.
00:39:53Hide.
00:39:54Hide.
00:39:55Hide.
00:39:57Hide.
00:40:00Somebody.
00:40:01Hide.
00:40:02Hide.
00:40:04Hide.
00:40:05Hide.
00:40:06Let's go, Clyde.
00:40:14Come on, come on, get out of here.
00:40:15No, no, no.
00:40:16This is the crate.
00:40:17We've got to get this to the crate.
00:40:17This is the crate.
00:40:18That's the crate.
00:40:19This is the crate.
00:40:19No, no, no, this one.
00:40:20That is who got the axe.
00:40:21Give me the truck.
00:40:21Give me the keys.
00:40:22That's not the van.
00:40:23The truck.
00:40:24Move it over here.
00:40:24Get over here.
00:40:25Quiet.
00:40:26Okay.
00:40:27Give it that.
00:40:27Give it to me.
00:40:28Move all around me.
00:40:30The skinny little piggy he always wanted to play, and the fat one he didn't want to
00:40:35work at all.
00:40:36He just wanted to sit around and collect his unemployment check.
00:40:40But the third little piggy, he worked very hard.
00:40:43He saved and built himself a beautiful brick condominium.
00:40:47Then Superman flew in and shouted, I host Silver.
00:40:51And then the three cavalieros started to sing.
00:40:54But then the big bad wolf showed up and tried to eat the other two piggies.
00:40:58The third little piggy's condo.
00:41:00The big bad wolf said, I'm a gonna hop and a car.
00:41:03I detect danger.
00:41:07Must use my big tough voice to scare off the intruder.
00:41:10Danger.
00:41:11Danger.
00:41:11Intruder.
00:41:15What else could go wrong today?
00:41:19I almost got killed.
00:41:22I lost my good clothes.
00:41:26I am programmed to protect the house.
00:41:29Watch over the children.
00:41:30Danger.
00:41:31Danger.
00:41:31Intruder.
00:41:32Intruder.
00:41:32Yeah, don't call that.
00:41:35Christina, they're gonna kill me.
00:41:40Danger.
00:41:41Danger.
00:41:42Intruder.
00:41:42Gold digger.
00:41:43You crook.
00:41:44I got you now.
00:41:46Intruder.
00:41:47I'm a daddy.
00:41:48Malfunction.
00:41:48Gold digger, no, it's daddy.
00:41:50Detective.
00:41:51No, I'm telling you.
00:41:54No, I'm not crazy.
00:41:56Go for your money, Alex.
00:41:57Detective.
00:41:57Good morning, Alex.
00:41:58Detective.
00:41:59I guess you didn't get the statue last night.
00:42:04Did you, Dad?
00:42:06No, Alex, I didn't.
00:42:08But, I'm gonna make a wonderful surprise for Mommy.
00:42:13I'm gonna program Gold digger to make breakfast.
00:42:18Gold digger, breakfast.
00:42:20Breakfast, the most important meal of the day.
00:42:23I think I got all the bugs out, too.
00:42:25Green eggs and ham.
00:42:27You like waffle?
00:42:28Yeah, but I like crime fighting better.
00:42:34The hardware collection.
00:42:36These are fire from Eli Basement.
00:42:42Let's see what we have here.
00:42:44Kendrick Olsen book.
00:42:48Insurance paper.
00:42:51That's the foundry.
00:42:53Oh, hi, kid.
00:42:54Hey!
00:42:54Who wants pizza for breakfast?
00:42:57Pizza!
00:42:58Pizza!
00:42:58Pizza!
00:42:59I need cuts and pans and dough and flour.
00:43:02First, I'd like to make a toast.
00:43:04Wow!
00:43:04Your energy!
00:43:06How am I gonna get out of this jam?
00:43:08Kid, don't drive this at home.
00:43:09Help me!
00:43:10My circuits are becoming grilled cheese.
00:43:13I am going to make something special for Mommy and Daddy.
00:43:16A smooth and nutritious meal which does not cause hiccups or bad breath.
00:43:21Spam is necessary for the pizza.
00:43:23Peter, can you let me TV dinner?
00:43:25Sure!
00:43:26One TV dinner coming right up.
00:43:28TV or not TV, that is the question.
00:43:31And kids, don't forget to share.
00:43:33Now you can watch cartoons with your dinner, Richie.
00:43:35But don't eat too much.
00:43:37It will spoil your breakfast.
00:43:38Oh, Dicker!
00:43:40Uh-oh.
00:43:42I think I will take this to the shop and sell it as an auntie.
00:43:46Now for the pizza, we need flour.
00:43:48I'm a pizza person.
00:43:49Sorry, Cindy.
00:43:50I'm gonna show mine.
00:43:51Something to mix them in.
00:43:53Everybody get down on the floor and mix the dough.
00:43:56Pizza party!
00:43:57Let's have fun!
00:44:00Don't call Mommy yet, kid.
00:44:02We want this to be a surprise for her.
00:44:04Uh-oh.
00:44:05Pizza explosion.
00:44:11Kids, get the sauce and anchovies and pepperoni.
00:44:14Ride them, cowboy!
00:44:15After breakfast, you can all ride them.
00:44:17Aren't my piano, yes?
00:44:19Not only is food good for you, but it's also fun, too.
00:44:23Food fight!
00:44:24Where should we make the pizza, kids?
00:44:27On the floor, in the head, or in the oven?
00:44:29Hmm, decisions, decisions.
00:44:31Come on, let's play!
00:44:33Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:34Come on, let's play!
00:44:35Pizza party!
00:44:36We're gonna have Johnny!
00:44:37Yeah, Mom's doing this.
00:44:38Oh, let's go!
00:44:39To mix the dough, kids!
00:44:41Hello, doggie!
00:44:42Would you like to help us make the pizza?
00:44:44158.
00:44:45What do you think that means, Alex?
00:44:48158.
00:44:49Dad.
00:44:50Alex, please, and try to concentrate.
00:44:52No, no, no, Dad!
00:44:53158!
00:44:54Live 158!
00:44:57It's the same statue I sold in my basement yesterday!
00:44:59Dad!
00:45:00It's the same statue!
00:45:05Oh, 158?
00:45:07Alex, you're right!
00:45:09Is this the same statue?
00:45:11What do you think?
00:45:14I think...
00:45:16I think...
00:45:17I think...
00:45:18I think I'm in trouble.
00:45:22Dialing 911.
00:45:25Get this monster out of here!
00:45:28Hi, Mommy.
00:45:29ANCCA, please hold.
00:45:31Be careful, Daddy!
00:45:32Step one, put the dough on your fingers.
00:45:35Step two.
00:45:36Newspaper!
00:45:37Newspaper?
00:45:37Oh, not again!
00:45:39Mommy, can you help us cut the pizza?
00:45:42Thank you for holding.
00:45:43Christina, eh...
00:45:44How can I help you, animal?
00:45:45You need a little...
00:45:47Adjustment?
00:45:49Adjustment?
00:45:50Sister, you can't just adjust an animal.
00:45:52It's not a TV set.
00:45:54Just what kind of animal do you have there?
00:45:56Time for a bubble bath.
00:45:58Yuck, I have cereal caught in my servos.
00:46:01Newspapers are food for the mind.
00:46:03Cereal is food for the stomach.
00:46:05The more my daddy reads, the smarter he will be.
00:46:09Extra, extra, read all about it.
00:46:11Sacred helmet of Suleiman still missing.
00:46:14Fifty million dollar reward still stands for its return.
00:46:22Acme washers, we've got your, uh...
00:46:24Widgets.
00:46:25Go down to the garage.
00:46:27Idiots.
00:46:30He's got terrible manners.
00:46:31What, you want him to say thank you?
00:46:33Thank you would be nice.
00:46:34Shut up, moron.
00:46:35He's got the right one, eh?
00:46:45Right on.
00:46:46Right one.
00:46:47There he is.
00:46:48Yeah.
00:46:49Thanks.
00:46:50It worked.
00:46:55Where's the X?
00:46:57Where's the X?
00:46:57The X.
00:46:58The X.
00:46:59Where's the X?
00:46:59The X is on that side.
00:47:01The X is inside.
00:47:02The X is on the bottom.
00:47:04It's on the bottom.
00:47:04Open it.
00:47:05Open it.
00:47:06Open it.
00:47:06Open it.
00:47:10It's the wrong one.
00:47:16You've got the wrong one.
00:47:18I knew I did it.
00:47:25I'm a little deep, hot, short, and stout.
00:47:29Here is my handle.
00:47:30This is my spout.
00:47:32Will I get excited?
00:47:33I'm a force.
00:47:34I will shout, tip me over and pour me out.
00:47:38I'll teach you never to come here again.
00:47:40Oh, I can take water.
00:47:40Two part hydrogen, one part oxygen.
00:47:42I will soak every circuit in your miserable body.
00:47:45I'm being attacked by an octopus.
00:47:46What a monstrosity.
00:47:47If my hunch is right, Eli responsible for robbery warehouse.
00:47:52What about the statue in Eli's basement?
00:47:54Probably a fake.
00:47:55Eli turned me into a fountain.
00:47:56And now I can flower with the waters.
00:47:58Oh, daddy, look, no hands.
00:48:00I have water upon my brain.
00:48:02Daddy, I'm sinking, abandoned ship.
00:48:04All hands on deck.
00:48:05Gold digger.
00:48:07Oh my God, what happened to you?
00:48:09Mayday, mayday, dive, dive.
00:48:12Eli, you're going to pay for this.
00:48:15We need a bigger boat.
00:48:16Eli, I'm going down the range of space.
00:48:19Gold digger, gold digger.
00:48:20Con, gold digger.
00:48:21Hi, equal 3.142.
00:48:23I'm running out of power.
00:48:27Please change my capacitor.
00:48:29I've got to change your capacitor.
00:48:31Malfunction.
00:48:33Malfunction.
00:48:34Christmas tree malfunction.
00:48:38Alex.
00:48:39Hold this.
00:48:40Alex, be careful.
00:48:41Don't touch the top.
00:48:42What does it do?
00:48:43That's called the power source.
00:48:45They put out 25,000 volts.
00:48:47It's going to give you terrible shock if you touch the top.
00:48:51Be careful.
00:48:53Here.
00:48:53This is wet.
00:48:55Capacitator is very dangerous when you get wet.
00:48:57Be careful.
00:48:58You get short shots.
00:48:59Hold on to that.
00:49:00Be careful, Alex.
00:49:01High voltage.
00:49:03Be advised that the capacitor maintains a 25,000 volt charge and can deliver a nasty shock.
00:49:10We've got to get to auction and get the statue before Eli.
00:49:13Alex, let's go.
00:49:15See, Dad.
00:49:16Yeah, Daddy, let's get him.
00:49:17He can't get away with that.
00:49:19Gold digger, protect the car.
00:49:22And don't drive it away.
00:49:23Whatever you say, Daddy, I will protect it well.
00:49:28Alex.
00:49:30You think Daddy is fake?
00:49:32No way, Dad.
00:49:33You're cool.
00:49:34Come on.
00:49:35Yeah, that's me.
00:49:36Dad, how are we going to pay for the statue?
00:49:38I'm going to buy under your grandfather's credit.
00:49:40He must have some left.
00:49:43Alex, stay here.
00:49:44Don't talk to anybody.
00:49:45I'll be right back.
00:49:47Watch my kid, please.
00:49:48Yeah.
00:49:48Can you see my friend's book that they have?
00:50:04He's in the laboratory.
00:50:05Hey, don't you know what the fuck?
00:50:20Hey, don't you know what the fuck?
00:50:22Hey, don't you know what the fuck?
00:50:33Hey, don't you know what the fuck?
00:50:39Nathan?
00:50:40Eli!
00:50:43What are we doing here?
00:50:45Ah, there's been a complication.
00:50:47A complication? What do you mean?
00:50:49A command.
00:50:50The name?
00:50:52What about the nasty?
00:50:54They made a mistake.
00:50:56A mistake? What did I do?
00:51:00They took the wrong statue.
00:51:02What?
00:51:04They took the wrong statue.
00:51:06Ah, my hand!
00:51:12Here, put it in the water.
00:51:14This was part of the plan, Eli.
00:51:17Shut down the way, Andy.
00:51:20Now, we will buy your statue,
00:51:22and we will sort everything out profoundly tonight.
00:51:26I cannot protect the solar car from the inside.
00:51:29I must get out.
00:51:31The door is a job.
00:51:39Check it out the robot. This is nice one.
00:51:41Japanese robot. This is good.
00:51:43This is Japanese toy. Please buy it.
00:51:45Hello, my name is Gold Digger, and I am made in the USA.
00:51:49Where are you going? Do you have to go to the bathroom?
00:51:57I will watch your little friends for you.
00:51:59Hi, guys. My name is Gold Digger.
00:52:01You want to be my friend? Great!
00:52:03Come with me and we will find your daddy.
00:52:11Sold to number 62 for $50,000.
00:52:13Our next item is a statue.
00:52:17Lot 158.
00:52:19We are both in my eyes.
00:52:21Marble maiden by Antonio Canova.
00:52:23Don't play.
00:52:25And we'll start the bidding at $400.
00:52:31Do I have $400?
00:52:33Thank you, $400.
00:52:34Do I have $500?
00:52:35$500?
00:52:36Do I hear $1,000?
00:52:37$1,000.
00:52:39Oh, you're a bit.
00:52:40I don't want to appear too eager.
00:52:43$1,500.
00:52:44Thank you, sir.
00:52:45$2,500.
00:52:46$2,500.
00:52:47Do I have $5,000?
00:52:49$5,000, please.
00:52:51Yes.
00:52:52$5,000 in the back.
00:52:53Thank you, sir.
00:52:54Do I hear $10,000 in the front?
00:52:56Yes.
00:52:57I have $10,000.
00:52:58Do I hear $15,000?
00:53:00$40,000.
00:53:02Are you mad?
00:53:06Yes.
00:53:07The bid is $40,000.
00:53:09You do realize this is item number 158.
00:53:12The reproduction marble statue by Antonio Canova.
00:53:24No, sir.
00:53:25I am blind, you stupid bird.
00:53:26You stop believing.
00:53:34Now, what is this?
00:53:35Muslim?
00:53:36I could get you three pieces corduroy.
00:53:37Much cheaper, much better.
00:53:38Hey, what?
00:53:39What is this?
00:53:40Who is this guy?
00:53:41Somebody, please help me.
00:53:42Somebody, please help me.
00:53:43Somebody, please help me.
00:53:44Somebody, please help me.
00:53:45I'm late.
00:53:46Hey, hey, hey.
00:53:47Get up there, buddy.
00:53:48Hey, hey.
00:53:49I'm going to die.
00:53:50I'm going to die.
00:53:51Help me.
00:53:52Help me.
00:53:53I can't.
00:53:54I'm leaving.
00:53:55How are you?
00:53:56Oh, man.
00:53:57Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:53:58Oh, ho, ho.
00:53:59You're going to die.
00:54:00You're going to die.
00:54:01Oh, man.
00:54:02I'm here to help you.
00:54:03I'm here to help you over there.
00:54:04God help you over there.
00:54:05God bless you, all right?
00:54:06God bless you, all right?
00:54:07Thank you, thank you.
00:54:08I'm lost.
00:54:09Please help me.
00:54:10Say, what is it, man?
00:54:11Is it a Rolex?
00:54:12No, it's a...
00:54:13A Rolex.
00:54:14Fuck it, anyway.
00:54:15I must help that troubled blind man.
00:54:17Come along, my little friend.
00:54:18Shut up.
00:54:19I got black in the New York.
00:54:21My money.
00:54:22You're crazy.
00:54:23I knew you were a rich old blind man.
00:54:24Yeah.
00:54:25Give him back his money and put your hands up, or I'm going to tickle you.
00:54:28Oh, oh, oh, honey.
00:54:29Oh, oh, honey.
00:54:30Oh, oh, honey.
00:54:31Oh, honey.
00:54:32You're under arrest.
00:54:33My money.
00:54:34And my watch.
00:54:35It's a thief.
00:54:36Oh, it's a Terminator.
00:54:39Here, take the money.
00:54:41Now run along and rehabilitate yourself.
00:54:43Here's your watch and your money, my friend.
00:54:46My money.
00:54:47Oh, thank you.
00:54:49My money.
00:54:50My money.
00:54:51I wish I could see you.
00:54:53Your wish is granted, blind man.
00:54:55Uh-oh.
00:54:56I detect danger.
00:54:57I told him to stay away from the solar car.
00:55:00Goodbye.
00:55:01Have a nice day.
00:55:02Oh, my eyes.
00:55:03My face.
00:55:04What happened to me?
00:55:05Oh, I can't see.
00:55:06I can't see.
00:55:07I can't see.
00:55:08I can't see.
00:55:09I can't see.
00:55:10I can't see.
00:55:11I can't see.
00:55:12I can't see.
00:55:13I can't see.
00:55:14I can't see.
00:55:15I can't see.
00:55:16I can't see.
00:55:17I can't see.
00:55:18I can't see.
00:55:19I can't see.
00:55:20I can't see.
00:55:21Public enemy number one has returned.
00:55:25I must protect the solar car from this road.
00:55:28Come on, baby.
00:55:30Daddy Vic's got a quota to make.
00:55:33Three tickets for the solar car?
00:55:35Come to Papa.
00:55:36Come to Papa.
00:55:37Hello?
00:55:38This town ain't big enough for the both of us.
00:55:42This time you've gone too far.
00:55:44Ow!
00:55:45It's time for a little tickle.
00:55:47You don't play for that.
00:55:48Don't.
00:55:49Don't.
00:55:50Don't.
00:55:51Please.
00:55:52Please.
00:55:53Not so fast.
00:55:57Get away from my truck.
00:56:00Come on, baby.
00:56:01Show me some horsepower.
00:56:02Horse power?
00:56:03How about some robo power?
00:56:05Hey, you're giving me a real robo head.
00:56:07I want to drive.
00:56:08Go back to Japan.
00:56:09Now, hand over those tickets, you chicken.
00:56:13You're not going anywhere.
00:56:14Oh, baby.
00:56:15Put me down.
00:56:16Meet my friends.
00:56:17Now, give it up.
00:56:18The tickets here.
00:56:19Take the tickets.
00:56:20Take the tickets.
00:56:21Please.
00:56:22Drive safely and have a nice day.
00:56:24Get a real job, you chicken.
00:56:25The bid is $40,000.
00:56:26Do I have $50,000?
00:56:2750?
00:56:28Thank you, sir.
00:56:29I have $60,000.
00:56:30$50,000.
00:56:31Do I have $50,000?
00:56:3250?
00:56:33Thank you, sir.
00:56:34I have $60,000.
00:56:35$50,000.
00:56:36That's $60,000.
00:56:37Do I have $70,000?
00:56:38The bid is $60,000.
00:56:39The bid is $60,000.
00:56:40Oh, miss.
00:56:41Miss.
00:56:42Please bid for me.
00:56:43Alex, do something.
00:56:44Are there any further bids?
00:56:45Go ahead.
00:56:46Bid.
00:56:47Higher.
00:56:48The bid is $70,000.
00:56:49Excuse me.
00:56:50I am going.
00:56:51I am going.
00:56:52Stop it from bidding.
00:56:53Do I have $80,000?
00:56:54$80,000.
00:56:55$90,000.
00:56:56Yes.
00:56:58$80,000.
00:56:59$90,000.
00:57:00Yes.
00:57:02$90,000.
00:57:03Are there any further bids?
00:57:04$100,000.
00:57:05I've got your bid.
00:57:07I've got your bid.
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09Yes, ma'am.
00:57:10Is there any further bids, is there?
00:57:11No, you aren't bidding.
00:57:12$125,000 going twice.
00:57:16So, number 13 for $125,000.
00:57:22Christian, I'm going to kill me.
00:57:23Remember us?
00:57:24Sanitation specialists.
00:57:25Checks in the mail.
00:57:26Next Tuesday.
00:57:27I promise.
00:57:28Uh.
00:57:29Uh.
00:57:30Uh.
00:57:31My husband isn't there.
00:57:32No.
00:57:33No.
00:57:34No.
00:57:35No.
00:57:36No.
00:57:37No.
00:57:38No.
00:57:39No.
00:57:40No.
00:57:41No.
00:57:42No.
00:57:43No.
00:57:44No.
00:57:45No.
00:57:46No.
00:57:47No.
00:57:49No.
00:57:50No.
00:57:51No.
00:57:52No.
00:57:53No.
00:57:54No.
00:57:55No.
00:57:56No.
00:57:57No.
00:57:58No.
00:57:59No.
00:58:00No.
00:58:01No.
00:58:02No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:05No.
00:58:06No.
00:58:07No.
00:58:08No.
00:58:09No.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No.
00:58:12No.
00:58:13No.
00:58:14No.
00:58:15No.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20What do you got?
00:58:31Dad, should we watch out for Eli when you tell me anything?
00:58:33No, Eli is too stupid to leave home.
00:58:37Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
00:58:40Goldinger, let's stop them! Invade them!
00:58:45Eli.
00:58:50Ah, what the...
00:58:58Stupid car!
00:59:00Eli, you are the stupid one!
00:59:02Ah!
00:59:03You cannot steal my Daddy's car!
00:59:06Yeah, there's a boat!
00:59:13No, no.
00:59:14I don't have the time or the interest in following you around with any of your half-brain theories, okay?
00:59:20We got no evidence on Tacky.
00:59:22My statue, the $135,000, he stole my statue, he stole my car, he stole my robot.
00:59:29Goodbye, you stupid tin tie.
00:59:32I've fallen and I can't get up.
00:59:34Help!
00:59:35I must follow the solar car's beacon and retrieve it.
00:59:40Ah, what's this now, yeah.
00:59:43Please, Jack, just sit back and relax.
00:59:46Enjoy your massage.
00:59:47Ah, what I want, though.
00:59:48Just relax.
00:59:50You're very nervous.
00:59:52Malfunctional.
01:00:02A lost robot is a dead robot.
01:00:06I must find my daddy's car.
01:00:12Can I get another sandwich?
01:00:14Thank you, Melchester.
01:00:15I could not eat another bite.
01:00:16That was great, but now we must get back to the septic pan.
01:00:20Oh, no, no, uh, no.
01:00:22Uh, well, don't forget dessert.
01:00:25Uh...
01:00:25What do you got?
01:00:28Well, um, um, uh, um...
01:00:33What?
01:00:33Uh...
01:00:34Hello, little girl.
01:00:43My name is Gold Digger.
01:00:44What seems to be the problem?
01:00:47I dropped my dog.
01:00:48Could you fix him?
01:00:51Of course I can help you.
01:00:53I can fix anything.
01:00:55I'm a toy myself.
01:00:56Let me look at your doggy.
01:00:58Oh, my God.
01:01:00Ah, piece of cake.
01:01:01Just watch.
01:01:02Now you see it, now you don't.
01:01:04Easy, me, me, my, me, mo.
01:01:06I'll fix your doggy and let him go.
01:01:10Here you are.
01:01:11See?
01:01:11No problem.
01:01:12You fixed him.
01:01:19You're welcome.
01:01:20I don't like to see any child unhappy.
01:01:22Go play.
01:01:23I have to go find my daddy in his car.
01:01:25Bye now.
01:01:26Bye, Mr. Robot.
01:01:27There ain't no stick, man.
01:01:29Just find a red lady.
01:01:30That's all there is.
01:01:30There ain't no stick, man.
01:01:31Did you know what I'm saying?
01:01:31Right there, right there, right there.
01:01:33That's it, all right.
01:01:33You're gonna turn it up, man.
01:01:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:36You win it, man.
01:01:36You win it, man.
01:01:37Come on, man.
01:01:37Get off, man.
01:01:38Get off, man.
01:01:39Get off, get off.
01:01:41Get off.
01:01:42You got a tourist here, man.
01:01:43Look at the lightball here.
01:01:44Look at him.
01:01:44Look at the classic old.
01:01:45You win it, man.
01:01:47Roll him, roll him, roll him, roll him.
01:01:49I had never played roll him before.
01:01:52You want to play?
01:01:53Yes, I am programmed to play over 200 games.
01:01:56I like your pace, man.
01:01:57I tell you what, the first one's on the house.
01:02:00Remember, red wins, black loses, man.
01:02:02Did I say, man?
01:02:03Oh.
01:02:03What's up, man?
01:02:04Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.
01:02:06I think that it is this one.
01:02:09I win.
01:02:10All right, you got me.
01:02:12Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo.
01:02:13To be honest, and smart, too.
01:02:14I like the play.
01:02:15Are you losing the touch?
01:02:16We got this, man.
01:02:17Don't worry, but I got it this time.
01:02:18How did you lose the cars I use?
01:02:20My game is so strong, I can't go wrong.
01:02:22I think that it is this one.
01:02:26I win.
01:02:27No, man.
01:02:28Give me the money.
01:02:29What's up, man?
01:02:31All right, all right.
01:02:32Double a nut this time.
01:02:33One more time.
01:02:34Then I have to go find my daddy's car.
01:02:36I am programmed to win.
01:02:38I like it.
01:02:38I play ping pong, shoots, and...
01:02:41Remember, Redwood's lessons.
01:02:42Meenie, meenie, miney, moe.
01:02:44It's this one.
01:02:46Give me the money.
01:02:48No, you can't even, man.
01:02:49I saw a loser.
01:02:52What's that lesson?
01:02:52Will you win or lose it?
01:02:53I play the game.
01:02:55Do not touch guys, or I'll have to tickle you.
01:02:59I won again.
01:03:01Yo, Jackson.
01:03:02We put you together.
01:03:03My daddy Jack put me together.
01:03:06Yeah, that's right.
01:03:07I want you to hand them out for me.
01:03:09Yeah.
01:03:09Give me a hand.
01:03:10You got it.
01:03:11Do a bit of this.
01:03:12Come on over here.
01:03:13Very well.
01:03:14I am programmed to follow orders.
01:03:16Where are you going?
01:03:17I detect newspapers.
01:03:19Newspapers are good brain food.
01:03:20Iron, iron, and information content.
01:03:23Take one.
01:03:24Pay later.
01:03:25Extra, extra.
01:03:26Read all about it.
01:03:27Two for one lunch.
01:03:28I'm going to change in.
01:03:30Check it out.
01:03:30One, two, buckle my shoe.
01:03:40Three, four, open the door.
01:03:43Five, six, pick up sticks.
01:03:45Lightning!
01:03:47Everybody hit the deck.
01:03:49Storm front approaching.
01:03:51Oh, hello, detective.
01:03:52Can you tell me where my daddy is?
01:03:54Get this tin can out of here.
01:03:58Good Washington, honor.
01:04:00America, land of opportunity.
01:04:0625 years ago, I stand under that very statue.
01:04:10I didn't have a penny to my name.
01:04:12Only my dreams.
01:04:14And now, after tomorrow,
01:04:16it looks like I thought I'm going to have left in my dreams.
01:04:22Your mommy's right, Alex.
01:04:25Time to stop playing around.
01:04:28Let you all down.
01:04:30You haven't let me down, Dad.
01:04:33I think you're the best dad a son could ask for.
01:04:37Thank you, Alex.
01:04:38But, Dad, we've come too far now to give up.
01:04:42Look.
01:04:43Think, Dad.
01:04:44Think.
01:04:44Oh, there's nothing.
01:04:45Nothing.
01:04:45You must be missing something.
01:04:47Alex, nothing.
01:04:48The certificate of authenticity,
01:04:51blueprint to, to, to, to, to, to a foundry.
01:04:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:04:57A foundry?
01:04:58Yeah, that's, that's where they make the start.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:01I heard Eli and Plan talking about going to a foundry at Kendrick's tonight.
01:05:04Foundry 777 Front Street, Brooklyn, New York.
01:05:13Let's go.
01:05:13Come on.
01:05:14I win.
01:05:26Good game.
01:05:27One more game.
01:05:28One last game.
01:05:29All right.
01:05:30One more.
01:05:31But then we get back to the septic tank.
01:05:33Thanks, boss.
01:05:34Isaac.
01:05:35Isaac.
01:05:35Oh, God.
01:05:35Thank God.
01:05:36Thank God.
01:05:37Is Jack here?
01:05:37Is Jack there?
01:05:43I need to talk to Jack.
01:05:46No, I don't want any tea.
01:05:48Are you dumb?
01:05:49You are there.
01:05:49I am here.
01:05:50How can I have tea?
01:05:51I need Jack.
01:05:53Read my list.
01:05:54Emergency.
01:05:55Emergency.
01:05:57Septic tank.
01:05:58Tell him.
01:05:59Septic tank.
01:06:01There have been several unconfirmed reports of a flying saucer and metallic alien being wreaking
01:06:06havoc on the streets of New York this afternoon.
01:06:08A bubble bath is just what I need.
01:06:11Hello, my friend.
01:06:12How much for a bubble bath?
01:06:14Oh, I have plenty of money.
01:06:16Oh, you like to play hide and seek, too?
01:06:18After I get my lenses clean, I will come back and play with you.
01:06:22I need lubricants.
01:06:23My lenses are fogging up.
01:06:25Oh, this is fun.
01:06:27Whoops.
01:06:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:06:30Hey, help me.
01:06:32My foot is stuck.
01:06:33Oh, my head.
01:06:34My head.
01:06:35My head.
01:06:36Enough.
01:06:36Get me out of this crazy thing.
01:06:38Hey, help.
01:06:39Get me a towel.
01:06:40I hear something.
01:06:41Something else, you know.
01:06:42Bugger.
01:06:43Guys, get me a towel.
01:06:45What's the matter?
01:06:45You've never seen a robot before?
01:06:47Hey, help me, please.
01:06:48Whoa, I'm a big tipper.
01:06:51Here's an update on the metal man from space.
01:06:53Police at Midtown South have taken statements from a traffic enforcement officer, a local entertainment
01:06:58specialist, and a Japanese toy vendor himself, an illegal alien.
01:07:02Traffic enforcement officer Dick Burns claims his tickets were stolen and incinerated in a
01:07:0720-foot-high wall of flame, shooting out of the alien's eyes.
01:07:11Burns, now under psychiatric observation at Bellevue Hospital, could not be reached for
01:07:16comment.
01:07:16Alex, we just stopped for a lot of hope, a lot of hope, a lot of hope.
01:07:21Alex, where are you in the car?
01:07:26Can't I come with you?
01:07:28No, it might be too dangerous.
01:07:29Besides, we're going to take care of your uncle Isaac.
01:07:32We're going to take care of your uncle.
01:08:02The helmet will be mine!
01:08:09I've waited all my life for this moment.
01:08:13Four hundred years of history in my hands.
01:08:17The helmet will be mine tonight.
01:08:20Tonight, I've waited all my life for this.
01:08:25Where are we, client?
01:08:25We're lost.
01:08:26I know we're lost, you idiot.
01:08:27Where are we?
01:08:28We're in the van.
01:08:28I know we're in the van.
01:08:29We've got to find the foundry.
01:08:30Right, find the foundry.
01:08:31Maybe I should drive.
01:08:32No, I'm driving.
01:08:32Right, you drive.
01:08:33I'm driving, Clyde.
01:08:34You never let me drive.
01:08:35You too.
01:08:35Do not.
01:08:36Shut up.
01:08:36I'm driving, Clyde.
01:08:41Barun baruneta, newt.
01:08:43What is it?
01:08:48What's it?
01:08:48Where do I got to put it?
01:08:49Aqui.
01:08:49Put it down.
01:08:50Put it down.
01:08:51Put it down.
01:08:52Put it down.
01:08:52Keep it up.
01:08:54Okay.
01:08:54Put it there.
01:08:54Watch.
01:08:55Watch.
01:08:55Watch.
01:08:55Watch.
01:08:55shalom no baldino do you have the medics open it up clyde compliments of the anthony hardsworth
01:09:13collection via bono and clyde of course hotter than hot doc they're going to be a lot hotter
01:09:20in a few minutes boys whoa whoa whoa no no no no no aren't you forgetting something doc
01:09:25why would he forget to rub his fingers together bono the evidence stays high and dry till you come
01:09:31across with the green stuff doc i prescribe you pay up now yeah pay up now doc barbarians no catholic
01:09:41shut up clyde 1500 hold that i'm scared let's get out what are you scared about hold this it's all
01:09:50there you meager cretins a lot give me that back
01:09:55let's go come on
01:09:58Eli is still driving it that's the stop i will follow and retrieve it now that i am locked on the signal
01:10:19i will follow you wherever you go eli gold gold
01:10:23that's it i want our statue
01:10:34a closet i'll be right back okay
01:10:37i'll be right back all right yes
01:10:38you again what happened to my beautiful cat let go of my foot you quack
01:10:46Eli where is it Eli where is the statue it's outside go get it
01:10:55Eli where is my robot you teeth why is it that i am not surprised to see you here
01:11:10Eli put me down i gotta go to the bathroom put me down
01:11:15you represent everything that i most despise
01:11:23let me down in particular failure this is your biggest mistake and also your last one
01:11:33my dear little friend you are a boy in a man's world you play with boys toys i play with the fate of nations
01:11:44at least another cook and teeth i know you hidden the hardware relics inside the statue i know you're going to get the insurance money
01:11:59you know what is inside that statue
01:12:04something far more valuable than insurance money
01:12:08the helmet of suleiman
01:12:10Mohammed everybody fighting for
01:12:14why
01:12:15why because as long as no one has it
01:12:19i have an excellent arms business
01:12:25i don't want to worry you but uh the temperature of molten gold is eight hundred sixty degrees
01:12:30you should look very nice plated
01:12:32if you kill me i will sue you
01:12:34if you kill me i will sue you
01:12:38why do you want me to come face to face with those crooks
01:12:42wait a minute
01:12:44who's fighting this thing
01:12:46oh my god
01:13:00i can't believe it
01:13:02finally after all this time
01:13:04you will be mine
01:13:05no
01:13:11my statue
01:13:12hey what you crazy crook
01:13:15you don't stop him
01:13:17that's my statue
01:13:19he's in there
01:13:22he's in there
01:13:24what's he doing here
01:13:25what's he doing here
01:13:30what will we do with that Eli
01:13:31well you're never gonna do it
01:13:34Eli
01:13:35let my son go
01:13:37Eli! Let my son go!
01:13:41Father and his son should remain together
01:13:45Now let my son go Eli! In death as in life!
01:13:49Tell me Eli!
01:13:53Hurry up with that!
01:13:57So this is where Eli is. I also detect gold!
01:14:01Come on, hurry up!
01:14:09I detect gold! I detect gold!
01:14:15Danger! Eli, I found you, you thief!
01:14:19Goldigan! Goldigan!
01:14:21Daddy, Alex, I will save you! I've got you now, Eli!
01:14:25The symbol for gold is AU!
01:14:29You've got more brains in your trousers!
01:14:33372 announced!
01:14:35Gold! Gold!
01:14:37Sackle!
01:14:39I will vanquish you!
01:14:45Eli, let us down!
01:14:47You're burning us up!
01:14:49You're gonna be sorry!
01:14:51Getting hot?
01:14:53Gently down the street!
01:14:55Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
01:14:57Life has bothered me!
01:14:59I'll show you hot!
01:15:01Oh, God!
01:15:03Oh, my God!
01:15:04Eli!
01:15:05What's going on?
01:15:07Eli! Eli!
01:15:09What the hell are you doing?
01:15:11That's hot.
01:15:12What do you think I am, a marshmallow?
01:15:15Out! Out! Out! Out!
01:15:17Oh, my baby on the treetop!
01:15:21If the chain breaks, gold digger will drop!
01:15:25Danger! Danger!
01:15:27Gold! Gold! Gold!
01:15:31Darling!
01:15:339-1-1!
01:15:35You idiot!
01:15:38Now move out of the way!
01:15:469-1-1 emergency!
01:15:48It's up!
01:15:50It worked!
01:15:51It worked!
01:15:52Yes!
01:15:53Boundary!
01:15:54What's the address?
01:15:557-7-7!
01:15:56Front Street!
01:15:577-7-7 Front Street!
01:16:00We've got to get rid of it all!
01:16:03No, no, no, no!
01:16:04Help!
01:16:05Help!
01:16:06Help!
01:16:07Help!
01:16:08Help!
01:16:09Help!
01:16:10Help!
01:16:11Help!
01:16:12Get off, you fool!
01:16:13No!
01:16:14No!
01:16:15My statue!
01:16:16Not my statue!
01:16:17No!
01:16:18You fool!
01:16:19You think I would allow peace to break out in the Middle East?
01:16:23No!
01:16:24Peace!
01:16:25Oh, now there goes our jackpot!
01:16:29War!
01:16:30Ha-ha!
01:16:31Profitable war!
01:16:37Say goodbye!
01:16:38You follow him!
01:16:40Uh-oh!
01:16:41Gold!
01:16:42Gold!
01:16:43Gold!
01:16:44Gold!
01:16:45Gold!
01:16:46Gold!
01:16:47Gold!
01:16:48Gold!
01:16:49Gold!
01:16:50Gold!
01:16:51Gold!
01:16:52Gold!
01:16:53Gold!
01:16:54Gold!
01:16:55Gold!
01:16:56Gold!
01:16:57Ho- świat!
01:16:58Bigë!
01:16:59Terra converge!!!
01:17:00Mamama!
01:17:01I made it.
01:17:02Enemies!
01:17:03No...?
01:17:04Ho- tier!
01:17:05Enemies!!!
01:17:06high!
01:17:07Enemies!
01:17:08Go!
01:17:23Stop! Let's shoot!
01:17:25All right, please.
01:17:26Freeze.
01:17:28Peek-a-boo, I see you.
01:17:31Oh, hello, detective.
01:17:33What's the matter?
01:17:35You guys never see a robot before?
01:17:39Huh?
01:17:43I don't know what to say, detective.
01:17:46You saved my son's life.
01:17:48It's been my pleasure.
01:17:50You come to my shop.
01:17:51I'll give you a nice antique.
01:17:53Antiques?
01:17:54Are for you.
01:17:56Good luck.
01:17:57Good luck.
01:17:58You too.
01:18:00Good night.
01:18:00Bye.
01:18:01All right, boys.
01:18:02Let's take these guys out of here.
01:18:04Alex.
01:18:06Are you all right?
01:18:09Yeah, I'm fine.
01:18:09What about you?
01:18:11I told you to stay in the car.
01:18:13Dad, I couldn't.
01:18:14I was too worried about you.
01:18:18Hey, Dad, we finally cracked the big case.
01:18:21Yeah, Alex.
01:18:22We cracked it, all right.
01:18:24Do we get the reward?
01:18:26No.
01:18:27He lied to store all the evidence.
01:18:29I detect gold, Daddy.
01:18:30Hey, Dad, look.
01:18:33This is all left of the statue.
01:18:36Gold!
01:18:37Can we keep it?
01:18:37Yeah, we keep it.
01:18:41Gold.
01:18:42Gold, you got it.
01:18:43Gold.
01:18:44Home.
01:18:45Come on, gold, bigger.
01:18:46Let's go home, Alex.
01:18:48It's gold.
01:18:48Solid gold.
01:18:50Believe me, Daddy.
01:18:51Gold.
01:18:51Wait till I get my hands on your plate.
01:18:55I'm going to kill you.
01:18:57I'm going to rip you in the pieces.
01:18:59I'm going to do things.
01:19:01And then you saw this blue spark going up the chain.
01:19:03And all of a sudden, you saw Eli shaking, shaking, shaking.
01:19:07And he shook and he went into this big tub of goat that was in his own way.
01:19:12Wow.
01:19:13See, our dad's a hero.
01:19:14Yeah.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:15Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:16Yeah.
01:19:17Yeah.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:18Yeah.
01:19:20Yeah.
01:19:21Well, Hiro, you want to claim your reward?
01:19:35What?
01:19:38Why, look at the sewer guys.
01:19:41They slept here overnight.
01:19:42Oh, that guy made a fart.
01:19:47Hello.
01:19:48Morning, sons.
01:19:49Is your father home?
01:19:50Uh, let me go in check, please.
01:19:54Dad, a scary looking guy wants to see you.
01:20:02Mr. Ross.
01:20:03Mr. Shamir, as you know, I'm from the First National Republic Bank.
01:20:10In response to your default on seven loans, I am required by the powers entrusted in me
01:20:17that as of nine o'clock this morning, June 7th, in exactly two minutes, all possessions and properties
01:20:28are hereby impounded.
01:20:29Are hereby impounded.
01:20:30Impounded?
01:20:31But it wasn't my fault.
01:20:32Why won't anybody believe me?
01:20:35I found gold.
01:20:37Loan number seven, six, five, five, six, three, oh, five, seven.
01:20:41Loan number seven, three hundred and seventy-five thousand dollar property loan.
01:20:44Loan number four, seven, two, nine, one, six, one.
01:20:49A two hundred thousand dollar home improvement loan.
01:20:51I didn't borrow that.
01:20:52It was my father's loan.
01:20:53Loan number seven, six, five, five, six, three, oh, seven, oh, three hundred and seventy-five
01:20:58thousand dollar property loan.
01:20:59Wait a minute, I'll pay that one.
01:21:02Your check, vouched.
01:21:06Daddy, I detect gold.
01:21:08Gold, Daddy, twenty-four carats.
01:21:11Not silver, but real gold.
01:21:13Gold, Daddy, twenty-four carats.
01:21:15Not plaster, real gold.
01:21:17No, gold digger, not gold.
01:21:19Not gold.
01:21:20Junk.
01:21:22Can, can we get on with this?
01:21:25Sign here.
01:21:25Please, Mr. Shamir, I have other people to...
01:21:29Don't sign, Daddy.
01:21:31Visit today.
01:21:33Whoops.
01:21:34Now do you believe me, Daddy?
01:21:36You see, it is gold.
01:21:42Dad.
01:21:43Huh?
01:21:44Dad.
01:21:45That's the Imperial Hermit.
01:21:47I saw it on the news.
01:21:48It's a fifteen-million-dollar reward for whoever finds it.
01:21:51That's it?
01:21:53Yes, gold digger.
01:21:55Real gold!
01:21:56Of course it is, Daddy.
01:21:58I think this should cover it.
01:22:01Hey, Mom!
01:22:01Daddy, they're taking our toys away.
01:22:04Stop him!
01:22:04You!
01:22:06Go!
01:22:07My gold detector works.
01:22:09I'm free.
01:22:09Come on, come free!
01:22:10Now that I've found the gold, can we play?
01:22:12Christina!
01:22:13Christina!
01:22:14The Imperial Hermit.
01:22:16Fifteen million dollars.
01:22:18Christina!
01:22:19The Imperial Hermit for fifty million dollars.
01:22:22Fifteen million dollars.
01:22:22Fifteen million dollars.
01:22:23The Imperial Hermit.
01:22:24I.R.S. Investigations, Billy Joe Schmegman here.
01:22:49This is Gold Digger, and we have just found the sacred Imperial helmet of Suleiman.
01:22:54My daddy says that the reward for it is fifty million dollars, and it's all ours.
01:22:59A gold digger? Those kind of girls never pay their taxes. Lady, have you paid your taxes?
01:23:04I am not a girl, I'm a robot.
01:23:06Where's the helmet right now?
01:23:07I'm wearing it.
01:23:08What is this, some kind of prank phone call?
01:23:24Yes!
01:23:32Yeah!
01:23:33Yeah!
01:23:34Washing both the lights, both the TV could be right
01:23:38With a rhythmic or mechanic funk
01:23:40Balls and nuts and parts, the decisions could be hard
01:23:44A mortality, magnetic funk
01:23:46I like getting ready for the action
01:23:51I like getting ready for the action
01:23:54I like getting ready for a thing
01:23:59All things in check
01:24:02Such a nice little piece of high-tech
01:24:05All things in clear
01:24:08Such a fun little piece of gear
01:24:11Go and say to me
01:24:26Come up and talk to me
01:24:27Take a look at the pain and gain control
01:24:29Get it out
01:24:32Excuse me for the fun
01:24:33There's an animal with a heart in the throat
01:24:36Get ready for the motion
01:24:40Start it up and hope for the best
01:24:46The machine is ready for a test
01:24:48All things in check
01:24:51Such a nice little piece of high-tech
01:24:54All things in clear
01:24:57Such a fun little piece of gear
01:25:00Take a look at the real
01:25:01Or Sony
01:25:02ening a little piece of gear
01:25:03No
01:25:03Every
01:25:16All things in clear
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