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How To Break A Dilf
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00:00:00I'm Sophie Holland.
00:00:02I'm stuck in an unending hell,
00:00:04fantasizing about a man I can never have.
00:00:07The CEO of Delancey Corp.
00:00:09And my dad's best friend.
00:00:11I'm a summer intern assistant for my junior year of college,
00:00:14but I can never tell him that I want him to shove my face down on his desk
00:00:19and fuck me until my mind explodes into a thousand pieces.
00:00:25Everybody else in, except for Sophie.
00:00:28Yeah, something to talk about.
00:00:30He always treats Sophie differently.
00:00:44Mr. Delancey, what did we need to discuss?
00:00:46There's no one here. You can call me Uncle Jesse.
00:00:49There's no way I'm calling you that.
00:00:52Listen kid, it's your last day.
00:00:54Your dad wanted me to make sure that you actually learned something here, so...
00:00:58You showed up.
00:00:59God, he's so hot.
00:01:00Is that a new cologne he's wearing?
00:01:02He smells so good.
00:01:04This is a very important meeting, so I need you to lock in.
00:01:07And as soon as you're done, go right back to campus.
00:01:09Yep.
00:01:10There's a 20 year age gap between us.
00:01:12He still treats me like a kid.
00:01:14But this kiddo is now a grown ass woman.
00:01:18Hey.
00:01:19You keep staring at me and blanking off.
00:01:21You've been doing that since you were a teenager.
00:01:26Hey, you really need to quit smoking.
00:01:29Also, don't call me a kiddo.
00:01:31I'm 21.
00:01:32You'll always be a kid to me.
00:01:35I stopped smoking.
00:01:37It's my bad habit, not yours.
00:01:42Isn't it silly that I've held onto my virginity all this time, just hoping I'd lose it to Jesse?
00:01:48I like this quarter's projections, but they can be better.
00:01:51So we need to step it up.
00:01:53Anybody have any ideas of other locations?
00:01:55Hey, bestie.
00:01:56How's it going with that smoking hot dilf?
00:01:58Tell me you've already hit that.
00:02:00As if it's that easy.
00:02:01But he's right here with me now.
00:02:03I'm floating.
00:02:04OMG, that is so you two.
00:02:16I'm literally screaming.
00:02:21Hey.
00:02:22Come here.
00:02:24Yes, sir.
00:02:28Everybody else meeting's over.
00:02:30Oh, yeah, oh, yeah.
00:02:33Close the door.
00:02:42Sorry that you walked around teasing me off that.
00:02:45That ain't gonna get me mad for.
00:02:51Take your shirt off.
00:02:53I don't think-
00:02:54Don't think.
00:02:55Do as you're told.
00:03:00Don't think a sound.
00:03:01Your coworkers are right outside that door.
00:03:02You want them to hear you more?
00:03:13Oh my God.
00:03:17I guess we're gonna have to gag you.
00:03:19Don't do it.
00:03:21What?
00:03:22Oh, my God.
00:03:25I guess we're going to have to gag you.
00:03:43Lisa.
00:03:47What the hell is she smiling about?
00:03:49I told her this meeting is important.
00:03:51Daydreaming again.
00:03:53Hey.
00:03:54Come here.
00:03:55Me?
00:03:56Yeah.
00:03:57Project the demo for me.
00:03:59Sophie, snap out of it.
00:04:00This is work.
00:04:01You need to focus.
00:04:05Oh, my God.
00:04:07I think I'm in love with my dad's best friend.
00:04:10I can't stop thinking about him.
00:04:12I want his perfect mouth on mine.
00:04:18Wait.
00:04:19Your dad's best friend?
00:04:22Wouldn't that make him your dad's age?
00:04:25Sophie, that's literally disgusting.
00:04:29That's enough.
00:04:31Sophie, stay here.
00:04:32Everybody else get out.
00:04:32Meeting's over.
00:04:33Boss, what she did was completely inappropriate.
00:04:37We should put her in line.
00:04:39Get out.
00:04:40All of you.
00:04:41Let's go.
00:04:41Sophie, this is an important meeting.
00:04:50I told you to be focused.
00:04:51Aren't you even going to ask me who I'm talking about?
00:04:54My dad's best friend?
00:04:55Who do you think that is?
00:05:00He's not even going to ask?
00:05:02Does he not care at all?
00:05:04Well, since you already saw it, I might as well tell you how I feel.
00:05:06No, Sophie.
00:05:08Some things you can't take him back when you say I'm.
00:05:13Jessie, I'm in love with you.
00:05:20No, Sophie.
00:05:22You're like a daughter to me.
00:05:23Don't say that.
00:05:24It's not like that.
00:05:25I love you how a woman loves a man.
00:05:27I've been dreaming about us getting married and having a white picket fence and a dog
00:05:31and children that run around the backyard.
00:05:34That kind of love, don't you understand?
00:05:36No.
00:05:37No, you're just young and you're confused and you're going to outgrow these feelings.
00:05:41Outgrow these feelings?
00:05:42I've had a crush on you for forever.
00:05:45I can't get rid of these feelings, okay?
00:05:46They're not going anywhere.
00:05:48Well, until they do, we shouldn't see each other again.
00:05:55You can't just give us one chance just to try.
00:05:58No.
00:05:59You're my best friend's daughter.
00:06:00I'm not going to do George like that.
00:06:01If he finds out, he will come to this office with a shotgun.
00:06:04He will shoot me.
00:06:06Jessie, you literally sell guns for a living.
00:06:09Surely you're not afraid of a little shotgun.
00:06:13Sophie, I'm serious.
00:06:16Wait.
00:06:17Does that mean you like me too?
00:06:21It's just because of my dad?
00:06:23No.
00:06:24No, it's one of the small reasons.
00:06:25It's the bigger reason is that I'm not right for you.
00:06:28I'm old.
00:06:29I'm divorced.
00:06:31You're young.
00:06:32You haven't even had a boyfriend yet.
00:06:34You need to be with somebody your own age.
00:06:36You can't tell me what I want, okay?
00:06:38I know what I want and it's you.
00:06:41Well, I don't want you.
00:06:45I see.
00:06:48I'll stop bothering you then.
00:06:52Sophie, as a man, I'm deeply drawn to you.
00:06:58But as your father's best friend, I can never cross that line.
00:07:01Damn it.
00:07:08Of course you didn't follow me.
00:07:10Why would you...
00:07:10You need it, right?
00:07:15It's running pretty hard.
00:07:16No, thanks.
00:07:22No!
00:07:23Stop!
00:07:24Ah!
00:07:27Listen, I'm meeting up with my boyfriend.
00:07:30Okay?
00:07:30He's going to know when I don't show up.
00:07:32Please, he's a really powerful man.
00:07:34You wouldn't want to piss him off.
00:07:35We know a bluffer when we hear on Sweet Cheeks.
00:07:38Nobody's coming for you.
00:07:42Do you want money?
00:07:43I have money.
00:07:44I don't know.
00:07:45We don't want money?
00:07:47She's so fucking hot.
00:07:49I get to go first.
00:07:51What are you doing?
00:07:52Please, please let me go.
00:07:55Let me go!
00:07:56Shut up.
00:07:57Sophie!
00:07:59Is that Jesse?
00:08:00Get your fucking hands off her.
00:08:14Are you okay?
00:08:17Yo, Grandpa.
00:08:26You really shouldn't mind your fucking business, old man.
00:08:30Take another step, we'll pull your fucking brains out.
00:08:44Get on the ground.
00:08:47Get on the fucking ground.
00:08:50Don't kill us.
00:08:51Please don't kill us.
00:08:53We'll never happen again.
00:08:55We swear.
00:08:55I didn't know we have a side to him.
00:08:57911, what's your emergency?
00:08:59Hello, I have an attempted rape.
00:09:01Two white males, mid-20s.
00:09:03The corner at 46 and 30.
00:09:06Listen, bro, just...
00:09:08Now you guys are going to sit here and wait for the cops.
00:09:12And if I see you come around here again,
00:09:15I'm going to fucking kill you.
00:09:18You all right?
00:09:19Sofie, stop staring at me.
00:09:41I wasn't staring, I just...
00:09:44Wait, you're hurt.
00:09:45It's nothing.
00:09:53I'm going to get you some dry clothes.
00:09:55He still came looking for me.
00:09:57Does this mean he has feelings for me, too?
00:10:01Here, you can change into this.
00:10:02What the hell are you doing?
00:10:15You told me to get changed.
00:10:17In the bathroom?
00:10:18I thought you saw me as a kid.
00:10:20So what's wrong with me changing in front of you?
00:10:25See yourself.
00:10:25Liar.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48Let me get this wound pulled up for you.
00:10:49I sound fine.
00:10:52You gotta go get some sleep.
00:10:53You know what a spare bedroom is.
00:10:56Get some rest, I'll drop you off of your house first in the morning.
00:11:02If you don't have feelings for me, then why are you running away?
00:11:05I'm not running away, Sofie.
00:11:07I'm tired.
00:11:09I've had a long day, obviously.
00:11:16And why is your heart beating so fast?
00:11:18Why are you hard?
00:11:33Do you have any idea what you're doing right now?
00:11:39Snap out of me, Jessie.
00:11:40This is your friend's daughter.
00:11:41Yeah, I know what I'm doing.
00:11:44You're hard.
00:11:44That means you want me.
00:11:45It means I'm a healthy man.
00:11:48You're standing here looking like a tease any man would be.
00:11:51But don't get it twisted.
00:11:53This isn't love.
00:11:54This isn't affection.
00:11:56It's biology.
00:12:04Fine.
00:12:05You want to be a scaredy cat and hide your feelings?
00:12:07I'll force you out of your cave.
00:12:12It's my dad's wedding today.
00:12:14I haven't spoken to Jessie since that night.
00:12:15You may now kiss the bride.
00:12:23Jessie should be here by now.
00:12:27Where is he?
00:12:28There he is.
00:12:35Be cool, Sophie.
00:12:48Late to your best friend's wedding?
00:12:51I guess your relationship with my dad isn't as close as I thought.
00:12:54So, you got to take it easy on the booze.
00:13:00You're barely 21.
00:13:01Why don't you go watch the ceremony from the front?
00:13:16To be honest, I don't even think it really matters that I'm here.
00:13:19Your father still wants you to wish him well.
00:13:21Trust me.
00:13:22I've wished him plenty.
00:13:23Doesn't seem to help.
00:13:25That's my fifth stepmom.
00:13:27She's 30.
00:13:28Who knows if he'll bring somebody younger around and make him call her mom.
00:13:32Your father loves you.
00:13:33You know that.
00:13:35I know he does.
00:13:36He's my dad.
00:13:37But the real question is...
00:13:40Do you?
00:13:47Sophie, you're drunk.
00:13:48Oh, there you guys are.
00:13:55Hey, daddy.
00:13:56Welcome to the family.
00:13:59Congratulations.
00:14:01Yeah.
00:14:06She's drunk.
00:14:08I'm going to take her down the lake.
00:14:09Maybe she sovers up a little bit.
00:14:11Keep an eye on Sophie for me, would you?
00:14:13I'm going to ask you to think it's his easy crane because he's tipsy.
00:14:17He's the only one I trust around here.
00:14:29Are you the suit to every girl?
00:14:31You're not every girl.
00:14:33I'm a best friend's daughter.
00:14:35Can you please come up with something new?
00:14:42I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:43Just let me rest.
00:14:44I'm tipsy, okay?
00:14:47I love you.
00:15:12Sophie, what are you doing?
00:15:15Sophie.
00:15:15Sophie? Sophie! Wake up, hey!
00:15:45So that was my first kiss. So that was my first kiss.
00:16:07Her first kiss? Which means Sophie's still a virgin.
00:16:11That wasn't a kiss, that was CPR. What the fuck are you thinking? You scared the shit out of me, it's not funny.
00:16:19If you don't care about me, then why are you so worried?
00:16:24Next time I'm going to let you drown.
00:16:31I love you.
00:16:36This is crazy. Mergers and acquisitions, guns, weapons, things like that.
00:16:46Nothing can happen between you and Sophie. You have to stop thinking about it.
00:16:51Alright, alright. It is late. It is my wedding night. And we are going back to our tent.
00:17:03You all have fun and we will see you tomorrow. Come on baby.
00:17:15Ow. I'm pretty tired too. So, tired of my tent. I'll see you guys in the morning.
00:17:22Where are you?
00:17:48Mr. Delancey, we're in your office. Anyone can walk by.
00:18:16So what? I'm the CEO, a lot of morse. You know, ever since you joined this company, it's taken my full willpower and I think it's your own name.
00:18:27You know what Sophie? Then kiss me, boss man.
00:18:33I'm going to fight to rap against this window. I know what kind of experience you had with these boys, but they're about to have an orgasm from around there.
00:18:46Yes. Yes what? Yes sir, please fuck me.
00:18:51I heard you calling my name.
00:19:04Calling my name?
00:19:12Are you touching yourself thinking about me?
00:19:15What? No.
00:19:17Why are you in my tent? Get out.
00:19:20You're not going to get out of this one, Jessie. You can't call my name, let me see that and still pretend you don't have feelings for me.
00:19:28What do you want me to say? You want to tell you? Yes. Yes. I find you attractive. I'm very attracted to you. But any man would be in their right mind. You're beautiful. You're kind. You're sexy. You checked every box.
00:19:44Is that what you wanted to hear? That doesn't mean that we can be together.
00:19:48Yes. That's exactly what I wanted to hear. Do you know how happy I am right now?
00:20:14Where's your bro? I didn't wear one. Or babies. Fuck you.
00:20:33Jessie, I want you. Want me to what? I want you to make love to me. What are you talking? I want you inside of me now.
00:20:42I'm finally going to lose my virginity to Jessie. This is what I've been waiting for.
00:20:51So that was my first case.
00:20:53Sophie's still a virgin. You're a virgin.
00:20:57Yeah, so it's not a big deal.
00:20:59Fuck me. What the hell am I doing?
00:21:03Stop.
00:21:05We have to stop. We can't do this.
00:21:07What? Why?
00:21:08I can't be the one that takes your virginity.
00:21:10You have to deal with somebody that you love.
00:21:12With someone your own age. Not a man like me.
00:21:15You are the man I love. Why do you think I'm still a virgin? I've been waiting for you.
00:21:19I'm sorry. We can't do this. This should have never happened.
00:21:33He's such a jerk. I was practically naked in front of him and he chickened out because I'm a virgin.
00:21:38What if he just can't? You know, like erectile dysfunction?
00:21:43No, I felt it. It was hard as a rock.
00:21:45Mom, then what the hell is he resisting for?
00:21:48Well, as your best friend, I will help you bang him.
00:21:52How?
00:21:53He said it's because you're a virgin, right?
00:21:55What if we make him think that you're not?
00:22:04The fastest way to conquer a man?
00:22:06Exploit the three sins that they always fall for.
00:22:10Step one. Last.
00:22:12Sex is their basic instinct.
00:22:14And no guy can resist a smart seduction, especially from a beauty like you.
00:22:23But I've tried. Like, so many times. The lake, the tent, seduction doesn't seem to work.
00:22:29So then step two. Greed.
00:22:31If he's not craving you now, we will make sure that he does.
00:22:35We'll play that game. Push, pull, repeat.
00:22:38Okay, wait, wait, wait.
00:22:39Then step three. Envy.
00:22:45Let's bring in some competition, right?
00:22:46Like, someone who looks nothing like him.
00:22:51We'll make him feel, like, threatened and jealous.
00:22:54And like I said, all we have to do is make him think that you're not a virgin anymore.
00:23:02You're a big lifesaver, Kelly. I owe you huge if this works.
00:23:05Oh, trust me. It will work.
00:23:09But how do I do stuff, too?
00:23:13I mean, how do I make him feel like he can't have me but still care about me?
00:23:18Gotta quit your bad habits, alright? No texting. Stop calling.
00:23:22Two weeks. Total silence.
00:23:24Two weeks. You'll completely forget about me.
00:23:27Trust me. In two weeks, we will go somewhere where he'll hate running into you.
00:23:34Then, he won't be able to help himself.
00:23:37Somewhere he'll hate running into me.
00:23:40Come on, go do what I told you.
00:23:41He's literally looking over here right now.
00:23:43Mark totally has the hots for you.
00:23:46Are you sure? I don't even know that guy.
00:23:49Listen, we went to college together. So I can tell you that he is, like, super reliable and he's hot and he's rich. I mean, he will definitely make Jesse jealous.
00:23:59And he has been eyeing you all night. Do you even want your hot daddy or not?
00:24:04I'm feeling good. I'm feeling fine. I'm feeling fine. Ready to shine. Ready to shine. Ready to shine.
00:24:11Ready to shine.
00:24:13She used to text me all the time.
00:24:15I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I'm feeling fine.
00:24:16I'm feeling good. I'm feeling fine. Ready to shine. Ready to shine.
00:24:17She used to text me all the time. She didn't text me in two weeks.
00:24:45I'm feeling fine.
00:24:50That's gonna be warm.
00:25:15Sophie, you look drunk. Where are you? It's dangerous to be out drunk.
00:25:30Fish is taking the bait.
00:25:35Why isn't he here yet?
00:25:38You just texted in the address like 10 minutes ago. Give it a second.
00:25:45What if he doesn't come? Hey, be patient, all right? Just 10 more minutes.
00:25:55Let's dance over there.
00:25:59He's not coming. Everything is over.
00:26:08Told you we knew.
00:26:15Who the hell are you? I didn't invite an old man to my party.
00:26:21Oh, well, this is Sophie's uncle.
00:26:26Uncle.
00:26:27Uh, um, it's nice to meet you, sir. I'm Sophie's friend.
00:26:34Why'd you come?
00:26:35Um, were you worried about me? Or maybe just a little jealous?
00:26:45Jealous? You sent me that text message alluring me here. Don't play smart.
00:26:48You're the one that wants me to lose my virginity to guys my own age.
00:26:51It's your choice.
00:27:00Then why are you here messing up my chance of mine meant to be?
00:27:05The truth is, is that Sophie hates her uncle.
00:27:09He's like a total control freak, and he is super strict.
00:27:14She's fucking 21. She'll give her whatever she wants.
00:27:16Yeah, exactly. Right? Go over there and pull her aside.
00:27:20Please.
00:27:21And, really, I think you guys would make such a cute couple.
00:27:24I really do think you should blow her a chat.
00:27:36Fine.
00:27:37Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:40Then that's what I'll do.
00:27:43Do what exactly?
00:27:44Lose my virginity to Mark.
00:27:45That kid's a walking STD. He's not right for you.
00:27:49Sophie.
00:27:52I haven't seen you since college.
00:27:53I think we should totally catch up on present.
00:27:58Hey, uncle.
00:28:01Sophie's 21.
00:28:04I think you can chillax, fright, or having fun.
00:28:07I'm sure she gets all safe.
00:28:11Come with me.
00:28:11Jessie.
00:28:14Last chance.
00:28:15Do I go?
00:28:18You can do whatever you are.
00:28:20Or someone come here tonight.
00:28:23Great.
00:28:28I'll see you later, then.
00:28:29Hey, don't knock the door.
00:28:48Okay, okay.
00:28:50Just wanted some privacy.
00:28:51You want a drink?
00:28:52No, I'm fine.
00:28:59A guy and a girl.
00:29:02Alone.
00:29:04In a room.
00:29:06I think we all know what happens next.
00:29:08I respect her decision.
00:29:10Jesus.
00:29:11Well, you just man up.
00:29:12You're here, right?
00:29:13You obviously care about her.
00:29:16I mean, are you really going to let her go do something that she's going to regret?
00:29:20It's more complicated than you think.
00:29:22Can I give you a kiss?
00:29:27Um, I'm not ready.
00:29:29We barely know each other.
00:29:30Come on.
00:29:31It's just a little kiss.
00:29:32I won't do anything else.
00:29:33I'm sorry.
00:29:33I don't think I can do this.
00:29:35Then why did you go into my room?
00:29:36Are you just letting me on for fun?
00:29:38You're right.
00:29:39I shouldn't have done that.
00:29:40I'll get out of your hair.
00:29:42You can't even change your mind about things like this, okay?
00:29:45No, get off of me.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:46Okay.
00:29:52She said don't, motherfucker.
00:29:58Come on.
00:29:59You're coming home with me.
00:30:00Now.
00:30:09Oh, fuck.
00:30:10Why does he look so mad?
00:30:12Are you mad at me or something?
00:30:14Why would I be mad at you?
00:30:16Well, you look mad.
00:30:18And for what, you're the one that told me to go be with guys my own age, so I did.
00:30:22And now you're upset.
00:30:25I'm upset because you almost got yourself hurt.
00:30:28What were you going to do if I didn't show back up?
00:30:30Was your friend going to help you?
00:30:32What are you going to do?
00:30:33Are you going to sleep with some random guy to spite me?
00:30:35What the fuck's going on in the head of yours?
00:30:37Okay, fine.
00:30:38I shouldn't have done that.
00:30:39But what else am I supposed to do?
00:30:41Nothing I do seems to work on you.
00:30:43I have humiliated myself over and over again just in hopes that you would see me as a grown-ass woman.
00:30:50But every time you give me hope and then you just crush it, it's not fair.
00:30:55You have feelings for me too.
00:30:56You're just too scared to admit it.
00:31:01Okay, fine.
00:31:02You know what?
00:31:02I'll leave and I'll never bother you again.
00:31:04Why is my dad calling you?
00:31:31George, what's up?
00:31:36Sophie's semester starts soon and she has to transfer to another apartment.
00:31:41But we're going to be ready for another week and have an eye on our honeymoon.
00:31:45The thought of her shacking up with strangers just really, really bothers me.
00:31:49Now, you're the only person I trust with her safety.
00:31:52Do you mind if she stays with you for a week?
00:31:55Just until the lease starts?
00:31:59Yeah.
00:31:59What did you say?
00:32:06We've got to pack your stuff up.
00:32:07Pack?
00:32:08Pack for what?
00:32:09Your dad wants you to move in with me.
00:32:11I can't believe the lease of my apartment is all ready.
00:32:26Well, you can stay here until the new lease starts.
00:32:30Then you've got to go.
00:32:30Packed to being a cold hard ass.
00:32:33So, are we going to talk about the kiss or not?
00:32:37Because you did kiss me.
00:32:39Or are you going to pretend like that didn't happen either?
00:32:43That was my fault.
00:32:43I shouldn't have done that.
00:32:45I don't want you to feel bad.
00:32:47I wanted you to kiss me.
00:32:52That's the problem, Sophie.
00:32:54Because I'm going to kiss you, too.
00:33:08Your father trusts me.
00:33:10I can't betray his trust.
00:33:12My dad probably doesn't even care.
00:33:13You're just assuming that he does.
00:33:15I know him.
00:33:16I know men.
00:33:17If he found out about us, whatever this is, he will get a gun and he will shoot me dead.
00:33:24So what?
00:33:26You're just going to give up on us, then?
00:33:27Just give me time.
00:33:39Meaning?
00:33:40After you graduate, if you still love me, then I'll...
00:33:43So you're saying that once I graduate, I have a chance?
00:33:48Yes.
00:33:51Despite my best efforts, I can't get you out of my mind.
00:33:53And leaving you is the hardest thing I've ever done.
00:33:56Just picturing another man with his arms around, he drives me crazy.
00:34:00So I'm not going to run away from this, but I want to do it on my terms.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06What are your terms?
00:34:09Rule number one.
00:34:13No sex.
00:34:15Okay.
00:34:15No sex, but I can still touch, right?
00:34:19Rule number two.
00:34:21No flirting.
00:34:23No tempting me.
00:34:24It's hard enough as it is.
00:34:26I can't promise anything.
00:34:28Rule number three.
00:34:29You're here for a week.
00:34:31When school starts, you check into your dorm.
00:34:34It's just nothing like what I expected.
00:34:37I don't graduate for another year.
00:34:39That's so far away.
00:34:44My house.
00:34:46My rules.
00:34:46Come on.
00:34:51I'll show you your room.
00:35:03So, this is you.
00:35:05I'm right next door if you need anything.
00:35:06Seems like there's things I don't know about you.
00:35:18I've told you I'm not some good girl.
00:35:20But if you want a good girl, I can play the part.
00:35:23Not very good girl actions here, huh?
00:35:33Jessie, I have.
00:35:36Rule number two.
00:35:38No flirting.
00:35:38Well, I can't escape this.
00:36:01He's taking a shower.
00:36:04Same roof tonight.
00:36:08Same bed soon.
00:36:09Jessie, it's so hot.
00:36:31Nope.
00:36:32This is killing me.
00:36:33I'm getting that vibrator back.
00:36:34Jessie, Jessie.
00:36:50Where did he hide it?
00:37:02What the?
00:37:04Milfs, that's what goes on to him?
00:37:11So, he likes all day one of them.
00:37:14I can't fight a battle blindfolded.
00:37:16I need to know exactly what type of girl Jessie likes if I want to win him over.
00:37:22Milfs secret it is.
00:37:23Holy shit.
00:37:42So rough.
00:37:43Looks like you found out the secret.
00:37:55What are you doing in my room?
00:37:57Um, I just came to get my things.
00:38:04You don't follow directions too well.
00:38:06How should I corner you?
00:38:12About me.
00:38:24How?
00:38:24She has no idea how fucking tempting she looks right now.
00:38:35Why'd you sneak into my room?
00:38:37Just watch porn?
00:38:39I just wanted to know what you like.
00:38:42You figured it out?
00:38:43You like cop, moms.
00:38:48Yeah.
00:38:50Keep guessing.
00:38:52I feel something hard against my leg.
00:38:55Got you for that, right?
00:39:00I feel something hard against my leg.
00:39:03Got you for that, right?
00:39:05But Jessie?
00:39:07Mm-mm.
00:39:07The rule is no flirting.
00:39:16That girl will be the death of me.
00:39:30What is he doing?
00:39:31What is he doing?
00:39:37You hungry?
00:39:54You hungry?
00:39:57There's breakfast inside.
00:39:59If you have one more salad, I'll join you.
00:40:00That's cheating.
00:40:02I'll join you.
00:40:04Let me help.
00:40:19Goddammit, I almost had him.
00:40:30At the party, you wanted to kiss me, didn't you?
00:40:44No.
00:40:49Running away?
00:40:51You can't pretend anymore.
00:40:55I'll handle the rest.
00:41:00You gonna eat?
00:41:07Nope.
00:41:08I'm all sweaty for my workout, so I'm gonna shower.
00:41:13We'll work out.
00:41:31Kid, I'm trying to wash this.
00:41:33Is that my shirt?
00:41:38So am I distracting you?
00:41:46You ain't breaking rules.
00:41:48No flirting.
00:41:49But I skipped that place.
00:41:52And so?
00:41:54You're hungry.
00:41:55No underwear?
00:41:56Uh-uh.
00:41:57I ain't cheating, princess.
00:41:58So what now?
00:41:59You didn't punish me at last time?
00:42:00Is that what you are?
00:42:01You don't want any clutters?
00:42:03Punish me harder, please.
00:42:04You really do deserve to be punished?
00:42:05I don't want any clutters.
00:42:06No underwear?
00:42:07Uh-uh.
00:42:08I ain't cheating, princess.
00:42:10So what now?
00:42:11You didn't punish me at last time?
00:42:12Is that what you are?
00:42:13You don't want any clutters?
00:42:15Punish me harder, please.
00:42:18Punish me harder, please.
00:42:31You really do deserve to be punished.
00:42:34Yeah, so punish me now.
00:42:48I've needed this for so long.
00:42:54I didn't know you were in such kinky stuff.
00:43:05I'm gonna leave you tied up here until you promise to stop breaking the rules.
00:43:19This isn't the kind of punishment I expected or wanted.
00:43:25You stay here, think about what you've done.
00:43:35Jessie, I'm back.
00:43:44Still don't tell those tricks, huh?
00:43:46Hi.
00:43:49I'm Jessie's wife.
00:43:55Hi.
00:43:56I'm Jessie's wife.
00:43:59Ex-wife, Karen.
00:44:00We're divorced.
00:44:02Why are you here?
00:44:03I came for what's mine.
00:44:04There's nothing in this house that's yours.
00:44:10I'm not leaving without it.
00:44:16I miss you.
00:44:22Being in the club really hasn't been the same since you...
00:44:25Oh my God.
00:44:26His ex-wife is here.
00:44:27I should at least be polite, right?
00:44:31No, I...
00:44:32Faint.
00:44:33Um, do you want some coffee?
00:44:38Don't bother, kiddo.
00:44:40I know this place better than you.
00:44:42And I know Jessie better than you.
00:44:45He'll borrow of you soon enough.
00:44:46Get what you came for and get out.
00:44:50And leave her out of this.
00:44:52Jessie.
00:44:54Still angry?
00:44:56I came for the engagement ring.
00:44:59An engagement ring, of course.
00:45:03They were married after all.
00:45:05I decided to keep it after all.
00:45:12It's in my dressing room.
00:45:20This was my dressing room.
00:45:23Stay out of it.
00:45:25I can handle my own shit.
00:45:28Sorry.
00:45:29This is my room now.
00:45:32Oh, sweetie.
00:45:34So, uh...
00:45:36You two still don't share bed?
00:45:38So what?
00:45:39I'm his girlfriend now.
00:45:41Just a dumb blonde with a fake boob job.
00:45:44And right here.
00:45:49Sorry.
00:45:50No rings in there.
00:45:52Just my decabaz that God gave me for free.
00:45:55Looks like he might have given me yours, too.
00:45:58You.
00:45:59Little.
00:46:01Bitch.
00:46:04That's enough.
00:46:05That's your last warning.
00:46:06You need to leave.
00:46:07I'm gonna call the cops.
00:46:09Jessie!
00:46:11I know you still love me.
00:46:13Trust me.
00:46:14That was done as soon as you showed your true colors.
00:46:16Now I just regret meeting you.
00:46:18You shouldn't take her side over mine, Jessie.
00:46:21You know what I'm capable of when I'm angry.
00:46:23I agree.
00:46:33So, you were married to that?
00:46:36It's a choice I regret deeply.
00:46:38Right, but you proposed after all.
00:46:40If you weren't into Karen, you can't provoke her.
00:46:43She's dangerous.
00:46:45So, why did you marry her?
00:46:47I'm gonna get you in room with the Ritz-Carlton.
00:46:48I'll help you move in when your lease starts.
00:46:51What?
00:46:53You're kicking me out for her?
00:46:55It's not safe for you here.
00:46:56Not safe or not convenient now that she's not here?
00:46:59Are you still in love with her or something?
00:47:01No, Sophie.
00:47:02I don't love her.
00:47:10I love you.
00:47:11Karen's the daughter of a major crime boss.
00:47:24Okay, don't be mad.
00:47:26How was I supposed to know that your ex-wife was some mafia heiress?
00:47:31You scared now?
00:47:33Good, maybe you'll finally leave.
00:47:39Nope.
00:47:41I fought so hard to get in this house.
00:47:42I'm not just gonna leave.
00:47:44Wow, you really do have a thing for hot moms.
00:47:55Get your mother out of the gutter.
00:47:57So, why did you guys break up?
00:47:59And don't tell me it's just because she's some crime lord's daughter.
00:48:02She lied to me.
00:48:04About everything.
00:48:06And she cheated on me.
00:48:08When I finally saw who she truly was, I was appalled by the fact that I married her.
00:48:13Oh, shit.
00:48:15Sorry.
00:48:17Sometimes you don't know who a person is, even when you're married to them.
00:48:19I'm gonna take you now.
00:48:22I'm staying.
00:48:23But I'll behave.
00:48:24Okay?
00:48:25I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:27No more seduction attempts.
00:48:28Please don't make me leave.
00:48:29Fine.
00:48:30You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:31Yes.
00:48:32I knew you'd cave.
00:48:33Oh, I'll get it.
00:48:34Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:35I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:48:36Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:48:37No.
00:48:38I'm staying.
00:48:39I'm staying.
00:48:40But I'll behave.
00:48:41Okay?
00:48:42I'll follow all the rules.
00:48:43No more seduction attempts.
00:48:44Please don't make me leave.
00:48:46Fine.
00:48:48You leave on the first day of school.
00:48:49Yes.
00:48:50I knew you'd cave.
00:48:52Oh.
00:48:53I'll get it.
00:48:55Karen won't make a move yet.
00:48:57I'll keep a close eye on Sophie until her semester starts.
00:49:01Jesse, a neighborhood party?
00:49:04Okay.
00:49:06Dear Mr. Delancey,
00:49:07I'm throwing a get together and would be delighted if you would join us.
00:49:11It would be a great time with neighbors.
00:49:13Please feel free to bring your partner.
00:49:15The theme is Bridgerton, so come dressed to impress.
00:49:19Since when do I socialize with neighbors?
00:49:21And since when do I have neighbors?
00:49:24Bring your partner.
00:49:25It'll be fun.
00:49:26Hard pass.
00:49:27You do want to show me off.
00:49:32A few days left.
00:49:33Might as well let her have this.
00:49:35Fine.
00:49:37Yes!
00:49:38Jesse, you're the best!
00:49:39You want to do this.
00:49:40Ta-da!
00:49:41It's cute, right?
00:49:42Isn't it a little weird?
00:49:43Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:49:44But at least I won't have a dressed one.
00:49:45Oh.
00:49:46I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:49:48Let's go.
00:49:49Hello?
00:49:50Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:49:51He requested an emergency meeting.
00:49:53All right, I'm on the way.
00:49:54Work emergency?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:56Yeah.
00:49:57I'm on the way.
00:49:58I'm on the way.
00:49:59All right, I'm on the way.
00:50:00You're the one that's on the line.
00:50:02I'm on the way.
00:50:03It's a little weird.
00:50:04Hey, you're the one that phoned it in.
00:50:05But at least I won't have a dressed one.
00:50:07I almost forgot my apple crumble.
00:50:09Let's go.
00:50:11Hello?
00:50:12Boss, the CEO of Real Short is on the line.
00:50:16he requested an emergency meeting.
00:50:19All right, I'm on my way.
00:50:20Work emergency?
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:23Well, go ahead.
00:50:24I'll meet at the parties.
00:50:25Go.
00:50:25I'll try my neighbors.
00:50:34Hello.
00:50:35I'm here for the...
00:50:38There you are.
00:50:41The party.
00:50:44Karen, who is this?
00:50:47You invited a maid to the party,
00:50:49and she's dressed so uniquely.
00:50:52Do you know where the host is?
00:50:55The host?
00:50:56Oh.
00:50:57Don't you mean your master?
00:50:59Oh, poor maid.
00:51:02Karen's the one you're looking for.
00:51:05Oh, no, then don't rush off.
00:51:07You know everybody here.
00:51:09Stay and play.
00:51:13Is this for me?
00:51:15No.
00:51:20It looks delicious.
00:51:25Oops.
00:51:26I spilled it.
00:51:28It's not like anyone was going to eat that garbage anyway.
00:51:33She is the intern who fantasized about thanking Jessie at the meeting.
00:51:37Ooh.
00:51:38Oh.
00:51:39The gold digger who thought she could sleep her way to the top?
00:51:42Hi.
00:51:42Now, now, be nice.
00:51:44She did climb into bed with your boss.
00:51:47Shouldn't you call her Mrs. Delancey?
00:51:50Oh, Karen.
00:51:52The only Mrs. Delancey here is you.
00:51:55Not some trashy maid who's trying to sleep her way to upper class.
00:51:59Get away from me.
00:52:13You set this up.
00:52:14You're nothing but a street whore.
00:52:16Who isn't even worthy of licking my shoes.
00:52:28Okay, everybody.
00:52:30Throw her in the pool to wash off the filth.
00:52:32Get her.
00:52:33Let go of me.
00:52:36Someone help.
00:52:37I didn't do anything.
00:52:38Oh, save it whore.
00:52:39There's someone who cares.
00:52:40Push her in.
00:52:42You shouldn't.
00:53:01You're not clean yet.
00:53:03Hold her down.
00:53:04Jesse, we'll kill you for this.
00:53:16Will the bus come after us?
00:53:18No.
00:53:19She's Karen.
00:53:20And she is a nothing.
00:53:22Who do you think will win?
00:53:23Go on.
00:53:24Whatever happens, I'll take the play.
00:53:31Jesse!
00:53:34What the fuck are you doing?
00:53:41Jesse, he tried to kill me.
00:53:47It's okay.
00:53:48Oh, I should have never let you go.
00:53:51You okay?
00:53:52All right, I'll take care of you.
00:53:55You have a problem.
00:53:56You come to me.
00:53:57You don't drag her into this.
00:53:58You're overreacting, baby.
00:54:00We were just playing around.
00:54:01We're just playing.
00:54:02Let's play.
00:54:03Let's talk about that.
00:54:06Jesse, you're doing this to me for some blood.
00:54:10Boss, you can't do this to your fiance.
00:54:12She's nothing.
00:54:13Yes, when your relationship was falling apart,
00:54:16Karen begged you over and over,
00:54:18and you still broke up with her.
00:54:19Exactly.
00:54:20And now you're ready to hurt Karen for some mistress?
00:54:23You jerk!
00:54:24Should we tell them the truth?
00:54:26Mistress?
00:54:27There was no mistress.
00:54:28She was the one that was cheating.
00:54:33No.
00:54:34You wouldn't.
00:54:35Yeah.
00:54:36You love me.
00:54:37If I stopped loving you a long time ago,
00:54:39after all the lying and the cheating and the drug use?
00:54:42No.
00:54:43You're a horrible person disguised with a beautiful face,
00:54:46and no one will ever love you.
00:54:49OMG.
00:54:50She was the cheater?
00:54:51What a bitch.
00:54:53We all thought Jesse was the liar.
00:54:56Jesse, you know who my father is.
00:54:59And you know what happens when you cross.
00:55:01Yeah, I do.
00:55:02But if he wants to wear, I'll give him one.
00:55:04Are you threatening me?
00:55:06I'm not threatening you now.
00:55:07I'm telling you,
00:55:08don't fuck with people I care about.
00:55:23Any one of you that touched her,
00:55:24I better have your resignation on my desk tomorrow.
00:55:26I swear to God, I'll bury every one of them.
00:55:28Mr. Valenti, wait, please!
00:55:30I can't lose this job!
00:55:31Wait!
00:55:36It's not my fault.
00:55:42I shouldn't drag you into this.
00:55:44Jesse.
00:55:46Love you?
00:55:48Jesse, I love you.
00:55:49Don't leave.
00:55:53I love you too.
00:55:54But you're not safe with me.
00:55:56You have to go.
00:55:57George, we have to talk.
00:56:06It's about your daughter.
00:56:18My dear.
00:56:19Hey!
00:56:20You trusted you?
00:56:21I trusted you as my only daughter!
00:56:23Dad, why are you here?
00:56:25Yes, we are.
00:56:29Get away.
00:56:31You scared me to death!
00:56:33It was an accident.
00:56:34Jesse wasn't even there.
00:56:35Do not defend him!
00:56:36You are coming home with me!
00:56:39I'm not leaving.
00:56:43I start school soon.
00:56:44It's closer to here.
00:56:45I will drive you.
00:56:47I'm not going back.
00:56:49I...
00:56:50Sophie.
00:56:51Go with your father.
00:56:52Do you want me to leave?
00:56:53Yes.
00:56:54You're exhausting and a distraction and I'm done babysitting children.
00:57:07Do not talk to her like that.
00:57:09You mean that?
00:57:10You'd be better off at home.
00:57:13Then I have to work.
00:57:16Come on.
00:57:17Come on.
00:57:18We are leaving.
00:57:19Dad, I...
00:57:20Just wait in the car.
00:57:21I have to pack my stuff really quick.
00:57:23And...
00:57:24Say goodbye.
00:57:26To Uncle Jess.
00:57:27Just...
00:57:34See what really difference?
00:57:35Men like me shouldn't be with girls like you.
00:57:37So that's it?
00:57:38But what about our deal?
00:57:39You said that after I dodged with...
00:57:41Just stalling to get you off my back.
00:57:46You're such a coward, Jesse Delancey.
00:57:48Thank you Uncle Jesse for your hospitality.
00:57:59I don't think we're going to see each other again.
00:58:01I tried so hard to make things work.
00:58:04But every time I make progress you just recoil back into your shell like a scared little boy.
00:58:10I was willing to die on this hill for us.
00:58:13But I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
00:58:17I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
00:58:22Goodbye, Jesse.
00:58:27I'm in love with you, Jesse.
00:58:37Jesse, I love you.
00:58:38Don't leave you.
00:58:41I love you too, Sophie.
00:59:08I love you too.
00:59:15Hey, Dad.
00:59:16I decided to go to China and take a gap year.
00:59:19Sweetheart, did you say China?
00:59:21Is everything okay, sweetheart?
00:59:23Yeah, I'm fine, Dad.
00:59:25I just need to change the scenery and if I can help some people along the way,
00:59:29even just one person, I'll be happy.
00:59:31Okay, sweetheart.
00:59:33I support you.
00:59:34Thanks, Dad.
00:59:38George, what are you doing?
00:59:39Hey, I just came here to talk to you about Sophie.
00:59:40Something's off with her.
00:59:41Did Sophie tell George?
00:59:42Maybe I should just come clean.
00:59:43Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
00:59:44Don't worry about that.
00:59:45I heard she got into an argument.
00:59:46She'll come around.
00:59:47I don't think that's it.
00:59:48Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:59:49Look, I haven't been a good father.
00:59:50Always laying.
00:59:51Always working.
00:59:52Getting remarried.
00:59:53Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
00:59:55I just know there's something else.
00:59:56Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her because she's moving to China.
00:59:58I don't know.
00:59:59I don't know.
01:00:00I don't know.
01:00:01I don't know.
01:00:02Maybe I should just come clean.
01:00:03Listen, I'm sorry that I kicked you out of the house.
01:00:04Don't worry about that.
01:00:05I heard she got into an argument.
01:00:06She'll come around.
01:00:07I don't think that's it.
01:00:08Look, I haven't been a good father.
01:00:09Always laying.
01:00:10Always working.
01:00:11Getting remarried.
01:00:12Look, I have some issues, but I love my daughter with all my heart.
01:00:17I just know there's something else.
01:00:20Either somebody broke up with her or somebody cheated on her because she's moving to China.
01:00:24She's what?
01:00:27Calm down.
01:00:28The reaction is bigger than mine.
01:00:30She's only going there for a year.
01:00:31She wants to teach English to young kids in rural Yen.
01:00:34You're just going to let your 21-year-old daughter go to China?
01:00:37George, what the fuck?
01:00:39She doesn't speak the language.
01:00:40We don't know anybody over there.
01:00:42What if something happens to her?
01:00:43What if she gets killed and she ends up in a ditch?
01:00:45Cassie, she's going to be fine.
01:00:46She's joining a group out there.
01:00:47I came here because I thought you would know something.
01:00:50You don't think she's pregnant, do you?
01:00:53Did she mention anything about a boyfriend?
01:00:58George's thinking he said, why the hell would you know anyway?
01:01:01You're my best friend.
01:01:03Practically wise to grow up.
01:01:04Why would she tell you anything?
01:01:06I guess I just need to be patient.
01:01:08Better tell me when she's ready.
01:01:10Anyway.
01:01:11All right.
01:01:12Well, I'll get out of your hair.
01:01:13I know you're a busy guy.
01:01:14Want to live off in this weekend?
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18When's her flight?
01:01:19She already left.
01:01:20It took her airport about an hour ago.
01:01:22Excuse me.
01:01:24Sorry.
01:01:25I was willing to die on this hill for us, but I can't be brave for the both of us anymore.
01:01:39I hope one day you find a girl worth fighting for.
01:01:42You are worth fighting for, Sophie.
01:01:51Breaking news.
01:01:52Flight MT-878 from LAX to Beijing has crashed shortly after a takeoff.
01:01:57The entire LAX airport has shut down.
01:02:00Emergency services are on site.
01:02:02287 passengers are on board.
01:02:04No survivors are confirmed so far.
01:02:07At Sophie's flight.
01:02:18This is a live report from Los Angeles International Airport.
01:02:21Where chaos has erupted following an unexpected incident-
01:02:24I'm sorry, sir.
01:02:25No one's getting into the airport tonight.
01:02:27LAX is shut down.
01:02:28My girlfriend's on that flight.
01:02:29I gotta see if she's okay.
01:02:30Sir, like I said, no one's getting in there.
01:02:33Now you can wait here with everyone else,
01:02:35and we'll have some information for you soon.
01:02:42Funny and persuasion, right?
01:02:44Yeah.
01:02:45I wish you turned just one last time around
01:02:52To see the skies above me
01:02:57Falling down
01:03:00I don't know why
01:03:01I just can't stay
01:03:02We're hot
01:03:03We say goodbye
01:03:06Jesse?
01:03:07I need more that I keep saying
01:03:08I need you for real
01:03:09Don't end with the handshake
01:03:11I need more that I keep saying
01:03:14I need you to be up
01:03:15The girl of the outtakes
01:03:17I thought I lost you.
01:03:41I thought you were on that flight.
01:03:43That wasn't my flight.
01:03:44My flight's to Hong Kong, but it got canceled.
01:03:47Thank God.
01:03:49I'm still leaving, Jesse.
01:03:52I'm tired of playing these games with you.
01:03:54It's exhausting.
01:03:55It was good to see you.
01:03:59You're worth fighting for.
01:04:00What?
01:04:06That night you left, you told me you hoped that one day I'd find somebody worth fighting for, but I have.
01:04:12It's you, all right?
01:04:13Just give me one more chance and I will prove to you that I'm done running.
01:04:17I'm done running away from our feelings.
01:04:19I'm ready to sit on this mountain for us and die on this mountain for both of us.
01:04:22And if the sky falls, I'll be the man to hold it up for you.
01:04:26Just give me one more chance.
01:04:27But what about my dad?
01:04:29You said he'll kill you.
01:04:31I'll get him not to.
01:04:33Hmm.
01:04:34And what about waiting until after college?
01:04:36I'm only young once.
01:04:38You're really wasting my years here, Jesse.
01:04:40Anytime.
01:04:41Whatever you want.
01:04:43Whenever you want.
01:04:45You know what he's waiting for?
01:04:46It's taking me home.
01:04:47Oh my god.
01:05:01I'm finally going to lose my virginity to the man I love.
01:05:11Can I join you?
01:05:11Can I join you?
01:05:14You know what I can't pay for?
01:05:17Oh, that's taking me home for me.
01:05:20Kissing me tonight.
01:05:21It's just one more life.
01:05:23You're telling me.
01:05:25Pulling me in.
01:05:27Pushing me away.
01:05:28I love the game.
01:05:30We all agree.
01:05:31Tell me to go.
01:05:31Does that feel good?
01:05:32Yes.
01:05:34I'll make you feel even better.
01:05:35Pulling my shape.
01:05:38Pushing my waist.
01:05:39We got the love.
01:05:41Love the hate.
01:05:42When I wanna go.
01:05:43You make me say I want it bad.
01:05:46Yeah, I want it bad.
01:05:50Hurry up.
01:05:52I'm not going to hurry.
01:05:53It's the first time.
01:05:55I'm going to get you as wet as possible so it doesn't hurt.
01:05:57I'm going to have you out of myself, Sophie.
01:06:24You know, I can't believe this is real.
01:06:38You have Megan in the kitchen cooking breakfast.
01:06:41I think I've had dreams about this.
01:06:43Yeah, I feel the same way too.
01:06:47I'm kind of middle-aged man, divorced man like me.
01:06:51You got a girl I do.
01:06:52I'm a dessert, dude.
01:06:53You're not old.
01:06:55Okay?
01:06:55Forties are a man's best year.
01:06:57Oh, yeah?
01:06:58Well, I better make breakfast for you every morning because I'm going to die way before
01:07:01you do.
01:07:02I don't know who's going to take care of you, man.
01:07:04That's why you need to quit smoking.
01:07:06And then I'll start smoking and then we can die at the same age.
01:07:10Eat your breakfast.
01:07:11As soon as you're done, I'm going to drop you out of the hole.
01:07:13Why?
01:07:13I can't stay?
01:07:14I have something to do.
01:07:15It's pretty important.
01:07:16So.
01:07:18I called your dad.
01:07:19I can't plead.
01:07:22You what?
01:07:23Jesse, you did not.
01:07:25I'm a man, Sophie.
01:07:26A man has to do what a man has to do.
01:07:28I have to take responsibility for what I did last night.
01:07:30Especially because you're George's daughter.
01:07:31I don't want you to be here when he gets here.
01:07:33He's coming at noon.
01:07:35It might be violent.
01:07:36Jesse, I can't go.
01:07:38Are you crazy?
01:07:38You said it yourself.
01:07:39He will shoot you dead.
01:07:40Like graveyard dead.
01:07:42He's not going to shoot me.
01:07:44He might punch me in the face, but he's not going to shoot me.
01:07:50You motherfucker!
01:07:51I know your ass is in here!
01:07:52Get your ass out!
01:07:54Well, looks like it's too late for me to go.
01:07:56We're in this together.
01:08:01I had a bad pill, you motherfucker.
01:08:04I am going to fucking kill you.
01:08:06Sophie.
01:08:07Sophie, get out of the way.
01:08:08Sophie.
01:08:09Go to your bedroom.
01:08:10We're going to talk to your dad.
01:08:11That is my line.
01:08:12You can't tell her that.
01:08:14Sophie, go to your room.
01:08:17Daddy, you can't kill him.
01:08:18Oh, I'm going to kill him, all right?
01:08:19It's not his fault, okay?
01:08:21I chased Jesse first.
01:08:22You were just a dumb kid.
01:08:24And you, you ought to know better.
01:08:26You were twice her age.
01:08:27How could you do that to my child?
01:08:29Daddy, your new wife is literally 30.
01:08:32How can you judge us?
01:08:34That is different.
01:08:34He is not right for you.
01:08:36You're 21 years old.
01:08:38You have your whole life in front of you.
01:08:39Why would you want to be with somebody that's twice your age?
01:08:42I love him.
01:08:47I've loved him ever since I met him.
01:08:49And he's the only person I've ever loved.
01:08:51And I've spent a decade trying to outgrow it, but I just can't.
01:08:54My heart skips a beat every time I see him.
01:09:00I don't know how to explain it or what it is, but I know he's the one, okay?
01:09:05He's always been the one.
01:09:07So if you're going to shoot him, you have to shoot me too.
01:09:16You're going to marry my daughter?
01:09:18What?
01:09:19Yes.
01:09:20Yes, we, I would love to, with your permission, of course.
01:09:24If you break her heart, I'm going to kill you.
01:09:27If you cheat on her, I'm going to chop your dick off and slice you into fucking pieces.
01:09:35That won't be necessary, all right?
01:09:37I think the will to you, daughter.
01:09:38All I want for her is to make sure that she feels loved and happy.
01:09:42All right.
01:09:46Well, that's the deal, then.
01:09:48Don't break it.
01:09:49Oh, my God.
01:09:55Jesse.
01:09:56Dad.
01:09:57As my daughter, you have my blessing.
01:10:00As for you, he's a man he understands.
01:10:04That's all right.
01:10:05I probably deserve that.
01:10:07Send me a bill for the wedding.
01:10:09Till then, don't talk to you.
01:10:11Selfie, I love you.
01:10:21I love you more.
01:10:26Finally, after a decade of waiting, I landed the man of my dreams.
01:10:31We got married right after I graduated college.
01:10:34I couldn't wait to be Mrs. Delancey.
01:10:36As for my dad, I cannot believe I'm getting a baby brother.
01:10:39Jeez, dad, you're like almost 50.
01:10:42Well, ladies, moral of the story is you shouldn't give up on finding real love.
01:10:46Not the kind that fades or gets replaced, but the kind that stays with you, quietly, even through the years.
01:10:52Because when it's real, it has a way of finding its way back to you.
01:10:56Love like that, rising to the peak, it just waits for the right pie.
01:11:00You're not getting away from here, Jeffy.
01:11:06Then I can raise you to some dumb, blind little bitch.
01:11:11Just you wait.
01:11:12This is the beginning of the end.
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