In the suspenseful psychological thriller Clawfoot (2024), a housewife finds herself psychologically terrorized by a manipulative contractor. What begins as a domestic dispute escalates into a twisted battle of wits, promising deliciously unexpected results for viewers.
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00:03:29We're not doing any construction.
00:03:33Well, that's strange.
00:03:34I have an order here for 435 Westmont.
00:03:37It says bathroom innovation.
00:03:42Can't see it.
00:03:44I already got the bathtub unloaded.
00:03:46Just need access to the master bathroom.
00:03:55There she is.
00:03:59That is your husband's signature at the bottom, right?
00:04:08I suppose it is.
00:04:14I don't think either of us want to waste all day
00:04:16going back and forth behind a door now, do we?
00:04:20Listen, now is not a good time.
00:04:21My husband will call and reschedule whatever it is he has planned.
00:04:24Well, he planned a whole new renovation for you.
00:04:26Marble Jack and Jill sinks, heated floors,
00:04:28one of the mirrors you talked to,
00:04:30oh, and a big old clawfoot tub I got in the driveway.
00:04:33I like our tub.
00:04:34He says it's time for something new.
00:04:38Do you want to call your husband?
00:04:40My husband.
00:04:41You know what? I'll give him a call myself.
00:04:43555-8712, right?
00:04:44Hello? It's Evan.
00:04:56You know what to do.
00:04:58No answer.
00:05:00I feel like he would have made mention of this.
00:05:02Do you want to call him?
00:05:04Maybe he'll pick up for you.
00:05:05No, he probably won't answer.
00:05:07Not even for you.
00:05:09Why's that?
00:05:09He's on a flight for work.
00:05:12Well, maybe it's a surprise.
00:05:13I mean, what woman doesn't want a romantic clawfoot tub for her anniversary?
00:05:20When's your birthday?
00:05:22Not for another month.
00:05:23Well, you know, it's definitely going to take around a month to finish,
00:05:25so that must be it.
00:05:28Look, I don't mean to be rude,
00:05:30but the faster I get this started, the faster I get out of your hair.
00:05:33It's getting a bit embarrassing waiting out here.
00:05:36I mean, it's starting to seem like you don't trust me.
00:05:40Look, I get it.
00:05:41You don't want me in your house.
00:05:42I mean, I get it all the time.
00:05:44Shabby clothes, rough hands.
00:05:46It's not that.
00:05:47Well, look, if it makes you feel more comfortable,
00:05:49I'll just wait in your driveway until I get a hold of your husband.
00:05:51Okay.
00:06:03Master bathroom?
00:06:24I bet you guys read to your house every year, so...
00:06:32A lot of folks with everything get real bored.
00:06:36Put some new floors in, putting some fresh landscaping, redo the kitchen.
00:06:42Maybe a new bathroom.
00:06:44Come up with some new ways to spend your money.
00:06:46Wow, lots of room up here.
00:06:47Oh, look, look at that.
00:06:48Is that a real painting?
00:06:50Not even a print.
00:06:51I bet that's expensive.
00:06:53That's why you have all these people, you know,
00:06:55throwing orgies, swapping wives.
00:06:56Ooh, comfy bed.
00:06:57Loves the vibe in here.
00:06:59Very chic.
00:07:00You know, they just do that thrill.
00:07:01You know what I'm saying?
00:07:02I see why you wanted a clawfoot.
00:07:08I designed the tub area all by myself.
00:07:11Hmm, I can tell.
00:07:12I can tell.
00:07:12Do you want to put a shot collar on me?
00:07:30Make sure I don't wander off.
00:07:31I'll be downstairs.
00:07:38I'll be downstairs.
00:07:39You need anything.
00:07:40I can tell.
00:07:49Ah, it's cold.
00:07:50Ice cold.
00:07:51Ice cold.
00:07:52Ice cold.
00:07:53Ice cold.
00:07:54Ice cold.
00:07:54Ice cold.
00:07:55Ice cold.
00:07:55I'll be downstairs.
00:09:26Ah, how hard a thing it is to tell what a wild and rough and stubborn wood this is, which, in my thought, renews the fear.
00:09:42Um, I'm just perusing your husband's library.
00:09:46I don't have any water downstairs.
00:09:49Well, of course you don't. Sammy turned it off.
00:09:52Hey, Sammy.
00:09:54Yes, boss?
00:09:55It's a messy job. Hate to get our work clothes dirty.
00:09:59Whoa. You got a nice BMI. Body mass index. I'm all about nutrition, you see. Food is flesh fuel. Right, boss?
00:10:08That's right.
00:10:09Oh, this here's my handyman. A handyman's handyman, if you will. I call him in when the job's just too big for one man.
00:10:16Sammy's the best there is. He's like a brother to me. He always gets the job done.
00:10:19What was your name?
00:10:22Mrs. Lother.
00:10:24Cool. Nice to meet you.
00:10:28And you get your clawfoot tub just a little bit sooner.
00:10:30I like our tub. The water?
00:10:33Well, like your husband said, it's time for something new.
00:10:36Right. So, I need water to cook.
00:10:39Well, you can imagine. Cutting through pipes with water running through them. Lots of flooding. Big problems.
00:10:45Well, I'm making bolognese and I need water to cook today.
00:10:48Bolognese? Sammy, did you hear that? Bolognese?
00:10:51That's a lot of calories, boss.
00:10:53Italian man myself. Leonardo IV. At your service. But everyone calls me Leo because I'm my own man.
00:10:59Ain't that right, Sammy? That's right, boss.
00:11:01I gathered. The water?
00:11:03Oh, well, you don't need water to cook bolognese.
00:11:05Excuse me?
00:11:05Whole milk, chicken stock, and if it looks a little parched, just a dash of dry white wine.
00:11:11Well, that's not how my husband likes it.
00:11:12Oh, he's coming back? Lovely. I'd love to chat with him.
00:11:15No, but that's just not how I make it.
00:11:18Well, that is how it should be made. Hey, Sammy.
00:11:20Yeah, boss?
00:11:21Take over while I assist the lady of the house.
00:11:23No, I insist that you do not.
00:11:25What do you insist?
00:11:25Would you just put on a shirt? Please?
00:11:33Sure.
00:11:37Hey, boss.
00:11:39Get some of that bolognese, yeah?
00:11:40Yeah.
00:11:41Just a taste?
00:11:42Yeah.
00:11:49You didn't put the meat in yet?
00:11:50I was going to, but I realized the water was out, so I went upstairs to you first.
00:11:55And you're going to use fresh tomatoes?
00:11:58I know that's not normally the recipe, but I prefer it to the cans of tomato sauce.
00:12:01Cans of tomato sauce? What planet are you on?
00:12:04You're supposed to use a third cup of tomato paste.
00:12:06I mean, your acids are going to be all messed up, but you've got to just throw the meat in right now.
00:12:09I mean, what you should have done is you should have browned the meat in the pot first.
00:12:11But, you know, what are you going to do?
00:12:14Wow.
00:12:16It's a pretty good looking meat.
00:12:17Pretty pricey.
00:12:18Twenty dollars a pound?
00:12:19Where'd you get it?
00:12:21The market on Farrelly.
00:12:22Farrelly.
00:12:24Yeah.
00:12:25Yeah, you know what?
00:12:26I think I know the place.
00:12:27I wouldn't let a guy like me in the door, though.
00:12:29That's not true.
00:12:31There are plenty of people like yourself that shop there.
00:12:33Like myself?
00:12:35Yes.
00:12:37Working men.
00:12:39A working man.
00:12:40Open the lid on that?
00:12:51Not so hot.
00:12:53For a working man.
00:12:53Is that your garage?
00:13:22Yes.
00:13:24I bet you've got some pretty nice things in there.
00:13:28Oh?
00:13:29Well, you know, you've got such a nice setup here.
00:13:31Huge house.
00:13:32Beautiful pool.
00:13:33Lots of privacy.
00:13:35I mean, such a big space.
00:13:36Just a couple?
00:13:38No kids?
00:13:39No.
00:13:41Not yet.
00:13:42Not yet?
00:13:43Can't wait too long.
00:13:44I mean, a woman of your age.
00:13:45Do you have children, Leo?
00:13:48No.
00:13:49But when I find the right woman, I'll make it happen.
00:13:51I always get the job done.
00:13:53I guess that makes me a working man.
00:13:56For your help.
00:13:58I'm sure Samuel probably needs it a lot more than I do.
00:14:01Maybe.
00:14:03I'm sure he's fine.
00:14:03When did you say the water would be back on?
00:14:05Oh, anytime.
00:14:06Anytime now.
00:14:07Say, do you want to get a glass of that?
00:14:12Fine.
00:14:15Oh, and for Samuel, too.
00:14:37Is that the matter?
00:14:55Are you kind of you?
00:14:57Good hostess you are.
00:14:58You know, when your husband gets back into town, I'll be sure to let him know.
00:15:07Tasha, I completely forgot about our yoga date.
00:15:21Well, the nanny canceled and Larry's at the office, so I'm stuck with little Darren all day.
00:15:26Please tell me you have wine.
00:15:28Of course.
00:15:29Okay, well, you can go run back, baby.
00:15:31Go ahead.
00:15:31Bye.
00:15:32Is Evan home?
00:15:35What is that?
00:15:37A bathroom remodel?
00:15:40Evan never mentioned it.
00:15:42And you just let them in?
00:15:44Silly, I know.
00:15:45He's maddeningly strange and clingy.
00:15:48I get this feeling like he's watching me, testing me.
00:15:51It ruined my bolognese.
00:15:53Not the bolognese.
00:15:55Warrior.
00:15:57So you just let them in?
00:16:00He had the paperwork.
00:16:01Evan's signature.
00:16:03Do you know how easy it is to forge a signature?
00:16:05It's literally a few squiggles and a dot.
00:16:07Thanks for reassuring me.
00:16:11I have a lawyer's mind.
00:16:15If it were me, I would have litigated the entire situation until they gave up and left.
00:16:19I think I know how to protect myself.
00:16:24Hmm.
00:16:26There are lots of ways to protect yourself.
00:16:28Tree pose.
00:16:29For instance, when I was back at the firm, I had a lovely client whose mother-in-law died a sudden and excruciating death.
00:16:36My client was wrongfully accused of the matter, but ultimately, I was able to prove that the mother-in-law stabbed herself in the heart.
00:16:46That's incredible.
00:16:48It was incredible.
00:16:49Poor thing just didn't want to survive anymore.
00:16:52But what was really incredible is the trick I learned to get bloodstains out of fabric.
00:16:58Hands, heart, and center.
00:17:07What is it?
00:17:10It's Evan.
00:17:12This morning when I woke up, Evan was gone.
00:17:15There was no note.
00:17:17The suitcases are still in the closet.
00:17:19Last night he was quiet, but that's not out of the ordinary.
00:17:23Lately, he's been so tired when he gets home from work, I just didn't even think anything of it.
00:17:27Well, maybe he just left the office early this morning, didn't want to wake you up.
00:17:31I called the office.
00:17:33Not there.
00:17:34Called his phone.
00:17:36What about his car?
00:17:38It's in the garage.
00:17:39Oof.
00:17:42Another woman?
00:17:43The handyman is what's strange.
00:17:50All of a sudden, Evan disappears and this guy just shows up.
00:17:54Do you think maybe he hired the handyman to spy on you?
00:17:57Or like...
00:17:58I mean, I'm not saying that.
00:18:00Who is this handyman?
00:18:04Mrs. Lothar, I just wanted to let you know we'll be making quite a bit of noise upstairs.
00:18:07Thank you for letting me know.
00:18:09My pleasure.
00:18:09Oh, and in case you were wondering, your husband's order came in last Friday.
00:18:17Got an email from directly along with instructions and a deposit.
00:18:22Thank you for letting me know.
00:18:24Girls have fun.
00:18:30When you start taking clients again, you gotta start taking their calls.
00:18:33To be honest with you, I think this one might have done it, but maybe his wife bludgeoned herself to death.
00:18:37Will you watch Darren for me?
00:18:39I need to run to my home office.
00:18:40Hello?
00:18:41I told you, don't fucking talk to anyone.
00:18:44Everything goes through me.
00:18:46I don't care what your wife said.
00:18:47At this point, you might as well be dead.
00:18:49Now you're not in your workplace.
00:18:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:03No.
00:19:13You sound great, dude.
00:19:15Oh, hey.
00:19:17That's Evan's violin.
00:19:18What were you doing in our closet?
00:19:19Do you like classical music?
00:19:21Like quartets?
00:19:22Or orchestra strings?
00:19:23Or, you know.
00:19:24Stop it.
00:19:24What?
00:19:25You don't like classical music?
00:19:26I mean, my dad always is telling me, if you don't like music, you're crazy.
00:19:30You have to like classical music.
00:19:32Oh, fuck!
00:19:33What?
00:19:42Now tell me you like classical music.
00:19:45Were you going through my stuff?
00:19:48Me?
00:19:48No, never.
00:19:50I'm calling your supervisor.
00:19:52Ah, you know, he's pretty busy.
00:19:53I wouldn't do that.
00:19:54I memorized the number.
00:19:56I'm warning you, don't do it.
00:19:58You're kind of making mad.
00:19:59Hi, this is your manager speaking.
00:20:08How may I help you?
00:20:09I'd like you to get out of my room.
00:20:11Right in the middle of a job?
00:20:13I don't think so.
00:20:13I mean, the hazards?
00:20:15It's a lawsuit waiting to happen.
00:20:16I will call the police.
00:20:19Really?
00:20:20I will.
00:20:20Okay.
00:20:22And what are you going to tell them?
00:20:24That your handyman's fixing the bathroom?
00:20:26Okay.
00:20:34Okay.
00:20:35Hey, Sammy.
00:20:36Yeah, boss.
00:20:37Let's go get some lunch, huh?
00:20:38Yeah, lady at the house.
00:20:40She looks like she's going to blow a gasket.
00:20:42Gasket?
00:20:43Isn't that for a car?
00:20:45Oh, hey, Ms. Loeffner.
00:20:47I found these in the pipes.
00:20:50Are these your undies?
00:20:51I swear I wasn't doing anything weird or anything.
00:20:55I just...
00:20:56I'll just leave you on your bed for me.
00:21:00Bye.
00:21:00I'll just leave you on your bed.
00:21:30I'll just leave you outside.
00:21:31Bye.
00:21:48Hello?
00:21:49It's Evan.
00:21:49You know what to do.
00:21:52Evan, it's me.
00:21:53I just wanted to see if you'd be home for dinner.
00:21:55Give me a call when you can.
00:21:56now what do we say when a man tries to get you into the van you smack them in the nuts
00:22:14and take their candy damn straight hey i thought you said you were leaving i said i was taking a
00:22:23break i'm just giving you a little alone time in the house you know what i'm talking about
00:22:27you and the kid are just talking right sharing secrets you got any secrets you want to share
00:22:43janet i'm taking you home darren well you know that's that's totally fine hey good talking to
00:22:48you bud you know we're gonna make a lot of ruckus up there anyway jamming away in and out in and out
00:22:53real wet stuff oh you're missing a ball these sets usually come in six right
00:22:59i'm gonna walk you home
00:23:11hey boss where'd miss lopner go ah she'll be back i want to go check out the pipes downstairs
00:23:22keep working all right you got it boss
00:23:28why don't you just ask him to leave i did
00:23:35why don't you just ask him to leave i did in a way i don't understand how you can be so meek having a
00:24:02husband like yours what do you mean he's just a shark larry told me some stuff about them
00:24:09closing the holyoke account and between you and me let's just say that i do not think you will be
00:24:13jumping at the opportunity to work with him ever again i'm sorry it's fine it's just ugly man stuff
00:24:21but you're a good criminal attorney
00:24:33i thought you're a good criminal attorney
00:24:49there are good criminals and there are good attorneys a good criminal attorney is really just a good
00:24:54criminal i didn't know any better i would say that evan's doing this on purpose like to torture you
00:25:01i'm kidding kind of i mean he was pretty awful to his other wife
00:25:08the one that i don't know if you remember he did leave for you
00:25:11says a lot about someone's character
00:25:13hello old friends how does she keep that physique with all this junk food
00:25:36fats carbs sugar all processed food
00:25:40bye old friends
00:25:51just feeling really leafy right now blowing in the wind
00:26:00that is positively poetic i've been thinking about going back to school to be a writer
00:26:07just have so much to say
00:26:09tons really
00:26:12this one's a little dull
00:26:16shall we
00:26:26always five inches off target my instructor thinks i need glasses
00:26:34do you ever have fantasies oh yeah larry and i have this one called jellyfish where i wear a huge sun
00:26:39hat covering my eyes and i take a loose hotel and i just like bloody violent gory that type of stuff
00:26:46oh you just have to ask if you want to see my crime scene photo library it's very thrilling
00:26:51it's part of the reason why i still stay in the job
00:26:55i've thought about hurting people in a non-sexual way
00:26:58although i don't even know anymore
00:27:03i feel different tasha
00:27:06i feel rage
00:27:10huh sometimes while larry's sleeping i hold a pillow two inches from his head just to see if i'll do it
00:27:16it's just like a kooky thing i do larry's never caught you
00:27:21actually i think he may have because one time the day after i went to the salon came back
00:27:25darren had a full-time nanny and my law degree was hanging up in the new office
00:27:32don't think just throw
00:27:33are you sure you haven't been seeing my instructor i mean you probably should he's absolutely gorgeous
00:27:46oh tasha
00:27:48what i just figured that evan would have you high-heeled and pregnant by now
00:27:52men like him can smell perimenopausal from a mile away
00:27:55it's too late what larry ever leave you my larry oh god no his prenup is not strong enough for
00:28:06that i should know i wrote it you did not yep that's genius it's survival
00:28:17survival i wish i spoke to you earlier
00:28:21i adore your knives tasha thank you
00:28:32hey miss lopper it's me samuel had some free time i thought i'd clean your pool hope you don't mind
00:28:41what are you doing today oh that's nice i saw you doing some yoga
00:28:49yoga i like to do yoga
00:28:54well maybe maybe we could go do something sometime you look like you have a lot of nice clothes maybe
00:29:04you like going to the mall i used to go hang out at the mall and
00:29:11steal pretzels i don't do that anymore
00:29:14you make me want to be a better man miss lopper i don't know what it is
00:29:22but every time you walk in a room you just light the place up you little firecracker you
00:29:28i hope you don't feel embarrassed i don't anyway
00:29:32don't know what i'm saying is that if you are having issues if you need a good lawyer
00:29:37let me know because if i know evan i know he would have a plan you wouldn't see it coming and then
00:29:44suddenly you're left with absolutely nothing after how many years of marriage eight eight years of marriage and then nothing
00:29:52i mean no offense but you have absolutely no marketable skills you were a secretary for what six months you did a great job by the way but
00:29:59i don't know what i'm saying is that if you are having issues if you need a good lawyer
00:30:02no not at all i mean the normal issues that everyone has in their marriages but nothing that we couldn't work through willingly
00:30:05right all i'm saying is that if you are having issues if you need a good lawyer let me know
00:30:07and then suddenly you're left with absolutely nothing after how many years of marriage eight eight years of
00:30:12marriage and then nothing i mean no offense but you have absolutely no marketable skills you were a
00:30:18secretary for what six months you did a great job by the way but if i were to give you advice i would
00:30:23say wait two years and get alimony for life i waited tables before i worked forever absolutely not
00:30:37i should really get back make sure they haven't imploded my bathroom ah one one one one
00:30:46ah one two three four where you come up with all these numbers 18 22. oh dang how many more numbers
00:30:56could there be what are you doing well we have to store the tub somewhere overnight until we bring it
00:31:00upstairs tomorrow hey miss lawfare great dress really suits you just bring
00:31:06the tub upstairs if you're gonna bring it inside the house see the problem is we brought the tub
00:31:11up now it would fall right through the floor see we had to rip up all the tiles and the subflooring
00:31:15to get to the plumbing before we bring anything as heavy as this tub we're gonna have to lay down
00:31:20the subfloor and then do all the tiling and how long is that gonna take days maybe weeks look we at
00:31:27career construction do everything safely are you even a contractor are you legally authorized to do this
00:31:32type of work i can't believe you'd even ask me that do i not look smart enough to be a contractor
00:31:37that's not what i said because i'm not i'm a handyman jack of all trades oh hey miss lawfare what's your
00:31:46birthday stop that sorry but if you want to stop just open up the garage no one is going in the garage
00:31:56fine then we'll just leave the tub in the driveway i'm sure your neighbors and the hoa would love that
00:32:01i will deal with the hoa just leave the tub in the driveway and turn on my water
00:32:06your wish is my command
00:32:11hey boss what's your way homeowner's association sammy what's that i bet you got some big ticket
00:32:20items in there maybe like a classic car maybe a two-seater like a mustang something your husband
00:32:24takes out on the weekend to fill the wind in his hair the water i wonder what kind of car is in there
00:32:29or is it with him yes i thought he was on a flight yes the car is in the shop oh i mean which one
00:32:36is it janet is it in the shop at the airport or with your husband don't call me that what janet i
00:32:41prefer that we keep things formal you know i gotta say i didn't expect this from you i mean we have so
00:32:46much history together making bolognese mayo bonding with darren i'd like you to turn the water back on
00:32:51and go is that what you really want yes well you don't have to ask me twice but i just want to make
00:33:00sure that's exactly what you want because if i turn this lever on right well you're just gonna have
00:33:06flooding all through the house i mean there's a lot of unconnected pipes up there well how long is it
00:33:11going to take for you to connect the pipes then um i don't know you'll have one hour to connect the
00:33:18pipes and then i want my water back on and i want you to go no you know that's not a problem janet
00:33:23sorry mrs lother at kareo construction we aim to please
00:33:42so
00:33:53you okay mrs lother
00:34:23see i i don't know what to say that hasn't stopped you yet you know you're real funny
00:34:30you have you have a real sense again yes i'm all jokes just out of patience
00:34:35oh there i am upstairs clanging away at the pipes and i hear the music getting louder and louder and
00:34:40louder and i realized you're just trying to drown me out and well well i came to apologize
00:34:49you're dead of course i mean i don't want to be a nuisance right i'm just doing my job that's what we
00:34:58do me and you i mean i fix bathrooms and you well you do this i mean i want your home to be a sanctuary
00:35:07right place where you feel safe i mean in these days with everything going on there's some
00:35:14crazy people out there no telling what they'll do
00:35:16like what what would they do check this so i saw their story the other day right this guy breaks into
00:35:24a home while the family's sleeping he ties them up in the living room he takes a box cutter cuts all
00:35:30their hair off right down to the scalp and he shoves it in their mouth and then what happened
00:35:38well then he slits their throat sets them up on the couch all of them tv on while watching the game
00:35:44show channel i ain't no rhyme or reason i mean people these days it's like they want to get caught
00:35:51it's like almost like it's an art form i mean right
00:35:56tell me tell me how the razor slices are skin what
00:36:26almost like it's an art form huge bloody mess right i mean hey boss
00:36:37i just loaded the truck aces oh water's on shake it yep there you go thanks sammy
00:36:46yep goes on and off she good we'll be back tomorrow at 10 to install your tub
00:36:51bye miss lopper 10 a.m why don't you say we could sleep in tomorrow
00:36:58now you can sleep with your dad's in i like my fucking tub
00:37:11bye
00:37:35go
00:37:37Answer me, please.
00:38:05All right, you answer.
00:38:07Answer me.
00:38:14Hello?
00:38:28My husband's away on business and I'm here all alone.
00:38:32I think someone's in the house.
00:38:34I'm at 23.
00:38:39Hello?
00:38:41Hello?
00:38:43I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
00:38:50I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
00:38:57I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
00:39:04I knew you were trouble when you walked in.
00:39:09I knew you were trouble when I walked in.
00:39:12I knew you were trouble when you crossed.
00:39:13I knew you were trouble when you clocked.
00:39:15Nothing.
00:39:43They're the healthiest thing you can eat.
00:39:44Except a lot of people unintentionally add calories
00:39:48with some of the ingredients they use,
00:39:49especially in the United States.
00:39:50I mean, the ingredients are just trash.
00:39:53That's why I like that you use the veggies,
00:39:55even though I did suggest it,
00:39:57because, you know, they got the minerals, vitamins,
00:40:00you got your fiber.
00:40:01You won't be good with this.
00:40:03Ah, dang, I wish we hadn't eaten already,
00:40:06because we could have added some oats.
00:40:08But not just any oats. You don't want the sugary ones.
00:40:10You want the ones with, like...
00:40:12Still cut.
00:40:13Still cut.
00:40:14Oh, hey, Miss Lopper.
00:40:16Morning, sleepyhead.
00:40:18I was wondering when you were gonna get up.
00:40:20What is going on here?
00:40:23Well, we came in and saw you still sleeping,
00:40:25so, you know, we came in and made almonds.
00:40:27You want some? We got extra...
00:40:29How did you get in my house?
00:40:31Oh, the door was open.
00:40:32At least lock the doors.
00:40:34I mean, you'd think you'd have some sort of security.
00:40:36Security.
00:40:37I did, and I do.
00:40:39Hmm, that's strange.
00:40:40Because they weren't.
00:40:41You should probably get that looked at.
00:40:42You said you'd be here at ten.
00:40:45Ten? I'd never say ten.
00:40:46He'd never say ten.
00:40:47I mean, hell, the day's already halfway gone by ten.
00:40:50I mean, only lazy people stay in bed till eight or nine.
00:40:53I mean, it's a sign of bad upbringing.
00:40:56Do you mind?
00:40:58Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Lawther.
00:41:00You know, if I had silk sheets, I'd sleep in the nude, too.
00:41:05It just feels so good and cozy on the skin, right?
00:41:07Hmm, I guess she's not a morning person.
00:41:19attention only.
00:41:37Okay.
00:41:42Oh, my God.
00:42:13Awesome.
00:42:15What kind of pipes are those, boss?
00:42:17Those are cool.
00:42:19What else do we got to do?
00:42:20Get the sledgehammer.
00:42:21The what?
00:42:22Get the sledgehammer.
00:42:23We're taking this shit down.
00:42:24Excuse me.
00:42:25Oh, hey, Miss Lauper.
00:42:27I really like your hair.
00:42:30If it isn't the mistress of the house.
00:42:33What's that?
00:42:34Our bank and credit card statement.
00:42:38That many zeros?
00:42:40You might as well be speaking a different language, hon.
00:42:41What this says is that in no way in the last two months has my husband made any sort of deposit for a bathroom renovation.
00:42:48That's what that says in those words?
00:42:50Obviously not.
00:42:52The numbers do not add up, Mr. Carrillo.
00:42:55Who the fuck's Mr. Carrillo?
00:42:57You are!
00:43:00Yeah, no, that's not me.
00:43:01What is this?
00:43:05Oh, that.
00:43:07I found that.
00:43:08I just thought it looked cool.
00:43:15Just tell me how you came to be at my house.
00:43:17Who sent you here?
00:43:19Like I said, your husband sent me an email along with a deposit.
00:43:23And I'm telling you, this paperwork says he did not.
00:43:26Well, then why don't you go ask him then?
00:43:31Still no.
00:43:32All right.
00:43:33I guess I'll just give him another call there, huh?
00:43:34No.
00:43:42No.
00:43:44No answer again.
00:43:46You know, I have a theory.
00:43:50Bear with me here.
00:43:51My friends think I'm clairvoyant.
00:43:52I think that your husband went to work one day, just never came home.
00:44:01Now you sit here in this big old house, alone, waiting for the other shoe to drop.
00:44:08And maybe he had a mistress.
00:44:11Maybe she's younger than you.
00:44:14Prettier.
00:44:15Not that you're not pretty.
00:44:17Man, your husband, he's a big businessman.
00:44:19I see him in the papers all the time.
00:44:21So he takes off with this woman, right?
00:44:25And now you're wondering, what's in it for me?
00:44:27What do I get?
00:44:28So you get a big, fat nothing.
00:44:29That's what you fucking get.
00:44:32How did you know my husband drove a Mercedes?
00:44:36Drove.
00:44:37Passed in.
00:44:39That's interesting.
00:44:44I will ask you one more time.
00:44:47How did you come to be at my house?
00:44:51You let me in, Mrs. Lothar.
00:45:00And your husband, he gave you cash.
00:45:02Cash?
00:45:03Yeah.
00:45:04Showed up personally, dropped it off to me.
00:45:07In this real nice Mercedes.
00:45:08No, he wouldn't.
00:45:13He wouldn't.
00:45:14I guarantee you he would not.
00:45:16Rich people like you.
00:45:18Plenty of cash laying around in this empty house.
00:45:21You want to know how I know?
00:45:23How?
00:45:25Well, he's laundering it through me.
00:45:28He gave me a couple stacks.
00:45:29All I had to do was give him a couple dummy invoices.
00:45:31Claiming he had paid a lot more for it.
00:45:33But even after the renovation, I still come out ahead.
00:45:36The renovation.
00:45:39That's not.
00:45:44Oh.
00:45:47Oh, wow.
00:45:49I see it now.
00:45:51Oh, my God.
00:45:52Can't believe I didn't see it.
00:45:53What?
00:45:54What do you see?
00:45:56This whole time, I thought Channa was the little innocent one.
00:46:00But she's been in on it.
00:46:03But not on this one.
00:46:07Oh, now she's wondering what else has he left her out on.
00:46:11And now your husband seems to have disappeared.
00:46:14He's on a work trip.
00:46:15A work trip, yeah, sure.
00:46:16You keep saying that.
00:46:18A work trip, work trip, work trip, work trip.
00:46:21Shit, if I didn't know where he was, I'd probably say the same thing.
00:46:23Or maybe you do know where he is.
00:46:31Either way, it seems like there's a lot of cash out there.
00:46:33Or in here.
00:46:35That needs to be cleaned.
00:46:37I'm feeling kind of dirty myself.
00:46:42You're going to have to get used to me, partner.
00:46:44You're going to have to get used to me, partner.
00:47:14Hey, Samuel.
00:47:18Hey, Sammy.
00:47:21Where the fuck's that sledgehammer?
00:47:23I need to bring this wall down ASAP.
00:47:24Chop, chop.
00:47:28Hey, boss.
00:47:30There's no sledgehammer out there.
00:47:32Wait, we forgot.
00:47:33We've got to go get it.
00:47:33You're leaving now.
00:47:35What?
00:47:35Oh, hey, Miss Lopper.
00:47:36Do you have a sledgehammer?
00:47:37What?
00:47:37What did I do?
00:47:38Get out of my house.
00:47:41The razors.
00:47:42They slice like butter.
00:47:43Like I said, you better get used to this face.
00:47:49You're not in control anymore, Janet.
00:47:53Now I'm going to give you a little breather.
00:47:55Consider your options.
00:47:57And when I come back with sledgehammers,
00:47:59you can tell us where the money is
00:48:01or I rip this fucking house apart.
00:48:03Come on, Janet.
00:48:14Come on.
00:48:15You're being a bad girl.
00:48:16What's your sign?
00:48:18See, I'm a Scorpio.
00:48:19I'll tell you one thing about Scorpios.
00:48:21Scorpios, they stink.
00:48:22See, I know what you are.
00:48:24Your birthday's next month, right?
00:48:25Yeah, yeah, you're a Pisces.
00:48:35Pisces, I think you're Janet.
00:48:37I'm a doer.
00:48:37I'm a Scorpio.
00:48:39I'm a doer.
00:48:41Some people think that's Zodiac bullshit, right?
00:48:45I mean, how can the Zodiac be bullshit
00:48:47when I'm such a fucking Scorpio, Janet?
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:50Come on, Janet.
00:48:53Come on.
00:48:54Don't let me in, please.
00:48:56I won't hurt you, I promise.
00:48:59Come on, Janet.
00:49:00Come on, I'm a calm guy,
00:49:01but I don't want to be.
00:49:02Let's go.
00:49:17I don't want to be.
00:49:47I don't want to be.
00:50:17I don't want to be.
00:50:47I don't want to be.
00:51:17I don't want to be.
00:51:19I don't want to be.
00:51:25Oh, shit.
00:51:41Oh, fuck it.
00:51:55What the fuck?
00:52:14Oh, fuck.
00:52:17Oh, my God, thank you.
00:52:18You've got to get me out of here, man.
00:52:20You've got to get me.
00:52:20She fucking lost it.
00:52:21She fucking lost it.
00:52:23I was about to hop in the fucking shower.
00:52:25She fucking comes up behind me.
00:52:27And I fucking wake up here like this, man.
00:52:29I fucking wake up here like this.
00:52:33What are you doing?
00:52:34Come on, get me out of here.
00:52:35I've been here for fucking days.
00:52:37Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:39Leo, hello?
00:52:40Take this shit off me.
00:52:40Get me the fuck out of here.
00:52:41This is insane.
00:52:45Wait, what the fuck are you doing here anyway, buddy?
00:52:49Wait, wait.
00:52:51That's what all that racket was?
00:52:53Are you ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:56Are you ripping up my bathroom?
00:52:58You didn't even bother to ask where the fuck I was?
00:53:02Unbelievable.
00:53:04You came to steal my car.
00:53:06You came to steal my fucking car after everything I've done for you.
00:53:10You came here to steal my fucking car.
00:53:14What have you done for me?
00:53:15Are you fucking kidding me?
00:53:17I plucked you out of a goddamn fucking strip mall
00:53:20and I gave you a fucking golden ticket.
00:53:22I gave you 45 grand to do whatever the fuck you want.
00:53:25All I wanted was an invoice for 300 grand.
00:53:28That's 15%.
00:53:29That's a fucking good deal.
00:53:30You didn't even have to touch my fucking bathroom.
00:53:32You paid me to redo the bathroom.
00:53:34I paid you to say you redid the bathroom, you fuckwit.
00:53:38What?
00:53:38Oh my God.
00:53:39Oh Jesus.
00:53:40What'd you do anyway?
00:53:41What'd you put a fucking clawfoot tub in there?
00:53:45I haven't installed it yet.
00:53:47That's fucking priceless.
00:53:50She fucking hates clawfoot tubsters.
00:53:54Oh my God.
00:53:55She has no appreciation for any kind of classic beauty.
00:53:59She wanted to put laminate floors on her living room
00:54:01that look like wood.
00:54:02I mean that's fucking ridiculous.
00:54:04Just get the wood.
00:54:05Get the fucking wood.
00:54:06You can afford the wood.
00:54:07We can afford the fucking wood.
00:54:08You get the wood.
00:54:12Okay.
00:54:13All right, look.
00:54:14Here's what's going to happen.
00:54:15Okay, you're going to get me out of here.
00:54:17And you're going to get all the business you want for life.
00:54:19Okay, you won't even have to lift a finger for it.
00:54:21I want it all.
00:54:23What?
00:54:24I said I want it all.
00:54:26You what?
00:54:27Are you fucking high?
00:54:28You want it all?
00:54:28No, buddy, no.
00:54:29You're going to draw a very nice income
00:54:31doing jobs that don't even exist.
00:54:33Okay?
00:54:33And you're going to supply me with all the invoices that I want.
00:54:36See, I don't think you're in any position to negotiate.
00:54:39Oh, really?
00:54:40Well, you're still sitting right here in front of me
00:54:42in my own fucking house.
00:54:43Yeah, yeah, your house.
00:54:45It's nice.
00:54:45It's nice.
00:54:46Maybe you'll get to enjoy it if you hand everything over.
00:54:52You're a fucking prince, man.
00:54:54You're a fucking genius, man.
00:54:56Keep it down.
00:54:57I'm sorry.
00:54:58You want me to keep it down?
00:54:59Yeah, keep it fucking down.
00:55:00You think you can come in here
00:55:01with your fucking dirty hair,
00:55:04your fucking plungers of toilet routine,
00:55:06and you tell me to hand over cash
00:55:08from a billion-dollar empire
00:55:10in which I am one of many cogs,
00:55:12and you're going to walk out here with clean hands.
00:55:13You think that's going to happen, right?
00:55:15You have any understanding the complexities
00:55:17of having the kind of money that I have
00:55:19and knowing where to store it
00:55:20and the fucking security systems that have to be in place,
00:55:23and you have any fucking clue?
00:55:24And do you really think that my bosses
00:55:27who would fucking stub you out
00:55:28like a fucking stale cigar,
00:55:30do you think they're fucking idiots?
00:55:32It doesn't happen like that, buddy.
00:55:34Well, then how does it work?
00:55:35Crash course me.
00:55:36You take all that I have,
00:55:38my bosses are not going to be very happy with you, okay?
00:55:40Now, you become my cog.
00:55:42We both get what we want.
00:55:44So if you want that car,
00:55:45you fucking take the car.
00:55:46The keys are in the kitchen.
00:55:47They're on a hook.
00:55:48Take it.
00:55:49Hmm.
00:55:52Yeah.
00:55:53See, I'm not a cog.
00:55:57So, I want everything.
00:56:00You're serious.
00:56:01You're fucking serious.
00:56:03You want everything.
00:56:05You're serious.
00:56:05You're fucking serious.
00:56:11Janet!
00:56:12Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:56:13Janet!
00:56:16You were fucking quiet, didn't I?
00:56:17You're going to fucking listen to me?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:19You're going to give me my fucking money.
00:56:20Yeah.
00:56:21You're going to give me my fucking money.
00:56:24Oh, Janet, go.
00:56:25Go, get out of here.
00:56:26Go.
00:56:26Oh, Janet.
00:56:27Come on, Janet, Ryan.
00:56:28Go take my wife.
00:56:31Come on, Janet.
00:56:33Come on, Janet.
00:56:34Let me in.
00:56:34Oh, where do you think you're going?
00:56:40Huh?
00:56:41It's just you and me now.
00:56:44Not the Cabernet, you fucking peasant.
00:56:48Fucking housewife.
00:56:52Janet.
00:56:52Peek-a-boo.
00:56:58That's not fucking very nice.
00:57:07Come on, Janet.
00:57:08Come on, let's play again.
00:57:10Come on.
00:57:11No, no, no, no, watch.
00:57:13Where's the money, Janet?
00:57:15Come on.
00:57:16Come on.
00:57:19Fuck.
00:57:20Come on.
00:57:23Come on.
00:57:26Ah!
00:57:27Fucking bitch.
00:57:28I tried to be nice.
00:57:41I think, Janet, you know what?
00:57:45What?
00:57:46What is the fucking problem, huh?
00:57:48Why don't you just tell me where the fuck the money is, huh?
00:57:51I'm fucking tired.
00:57:53Janet, where the fuck is the money?
00:57:56Janet, where the fuck's the money, huh?
00:57:58Where the fuck's the money?
00:57:59Where the fuck's the money?
00:58:06Bitch.
00:58:08Fuck you!
00:58:09Come on, Janet.
00:58:15Yeah, Janet, huh?
00:58:16Where are you, Janet?
00:58:19Huh?
00:58:20You're a nice nursery, Janet.
00:58:22Come on.
00:58:25Janet.
00:58:26Oh, there you are.
00:58:28I can hear you.
00:58:29Janet!
00:58:32Oh, Janet!
00:58:39Oh, my God.
00:59:09Oh, my God.
00:59:39Hey, Tasha.
00:59:49Hey, are you okay?
00:59:50You sound...
00:59:51Yeah.
00:59:52Nothing's wrong?
00:59:53No.
00:59:54You know you can tell me.
00:59:55Um, I think it'd be best if I explained it to you in person.
00:59:59Okay, you got it.
01:00:00Yeah.
01:00:01Karen, stop it!
01:00:04Nanny called in sick again.
01:00:06Is it okay if he just runs around the back?
01:00:07Sure.
01:00:08Go ahead, baby.
01:00:09Go ahead.
01:00:10Don't get grass stains on those pants.
01:00:12Victoria just lost them!
01:00:17Oh, honey.
01:00:18Is your maid on strike, too?
01:00:19You are acting very strange.
01:00:36And what happened to your eye?
01:00:38We're friends, right?
01:00:40Of course.
01:00:41Westmount H-O-E for life.
01:00:42What's good for the neighborhood is what's good for all of us.
01:00:46I'd like to hire you.
01:00:48In the lawyerly capacity.
01:00:50Okay, of course.
01:00:51How much?
01:00:52Well, I don't want to underserve my services, so we'll start with a dollar for now.
01:00:56And then, once I assess the damage, we can reassess.
01:00:59All I have is hundreds.
01:01:01Okay.
01:01:04I have to show you something.
01:01:09What I'm about to show you isn't pretty, but it was necessary.
01:01:14I prefer pretty, but as a lawyer, I understand necessity.
01:01:17Okay, who else knows about this?
01:01:31Just you.
01:01:38What do you think?
01:01:41Let's get a drink.
01:01:47So, the handyman broke into your house.
01:01:51He just seemed so interested in the garage.
01:01:55I thought maybe for a second he knew, but I think he only knew about Evan's business dealings or whatever.
01:02:00And Evan was going to leave you for another woman?
01:02:02For a 22-year-old and take everything just like what you said?
01:02:05I thought maybe for a moment yesterday when you were talking about it that you knew, but...
01:02:10Well, I wouldn't say I'm clairvoyant, but I definitely have a sensitivity to things.
01:02:14That is so strange.
01:02:16That is exactly what Leo said to me yesterday.
01:02:19The handyman.
01:02:21Uh-huh.
01:02:24Back to Evan.
01:02:26So, he was going to leave me to deal with the consequences from his business partners,
01:02:29and as you know, that was not going to end well for me.
01:02:32I've made dinner for them.
01:02:33They are not nice men.
01:02:34I am sure they're not.
01:02:35They're not good people.
01:02:36No.
01:02:37You'd be dead.
01:02:38Mm.
01:02:39So, we were playing croquet, and I was waiting for him to tell me,
01:02:43just come clean.
01:02:44And he didn't.
01:02:45And then he went to go shower, and I went through his phone.
01:02:48And I saw everything.
01:02:50So, I grabbed the nearest thing to me.
01:02:55I hit him over the head many times with this,
01:02:59and dragged him to the garage in a shower curtain.
01:03:02A shower curtain?
01:03:03Who still uses those?
01:03:04From the maid's room, but to protect the floors.
01:03:07Obviously.
01:03:07Right.
01:03:07And you cleaned the entire bathroom.
01:03:09Linens, clothes, everything.
01:03:11I bleached everything.
01:03:12Except for this.
01:03:13But we'll take care of that.
01:03:15You know I didn't want to hurt Evan.
01:03:17You understand that, right?
01:03:19Of course.
01:03:20I know you didn't want to hurt him.
01:03:21You wanted him to stay.
01:03:25Yeah.
01:03:28Sweetheart, I hate to break it to you,
01:03:30but what's going on in the garage isn't easy to overcome in a marriage.
01:03:34I know.
01:03:35And I don't want to be the one to say it, but somebody has to.
01:03:40You can't keep them in there forever.
01:03:43That's why I called you.
01:03:45I need your advice.
01:03:47Well, I think that the only logical thing to do is, you know.
01:03:53I just didn't want it to come down to that.
01:03:55I know you didn't.
01:03:56My poor Janet.
01:03:58My poor baby.
01:03:59I feel for you.
01:04:00I do.
01:04:01But now is probably a good time for me to go over my fees.
01:04:07This will certainly be taking up a great deal of my mental and emotional headspace.
01:04:10I'm thinking maybe around $100,000, $500 an hour as a retainer.
01:04:15The friends and family discount?
01:04:17Of course.
01:04:18We really are friends, aren't we?
01:04:19Yes.
01:04:22Of course.
01:04:23In cash, though.
01:04:24Obviously.
01:04:25You do keep that in the house, right?
01:04:26I was wondering about that old microwave.
01:04:33It reads very TV dinner, people.
01:04:36$100.
01:04:38Wonderful.
01:04:39I feel better already.
01:04:40Oh, money, money, money.
01:04:41Like I can do my best.
01:04:42No, no, no, no, no.
01:04:43We do not play with money in other people's houses.
01:04:45Just in our own house, okay?
01:04:47What?
01:04:47There's a man outside.
01:04:49There's a man outside?
01:04:51There's a man outside.
01:04:53There's a man outside.
01:04:53Who is that?
01:05:02Ah, shit.
01:05:06Samuel?
01:05:07Ms. Lauper.
01:05:08Oh, uh, shit, sorry.
01:05:11Uh, Leo called last night, said whatever you guys were fighting about got fixed,
01:05:17and I should meet him here.
01:05:19So that's why I'm here.
01:05:21If you're wondering why I'm here.
01:05:23What, are you wondering why I'm here?
01:05:24Samuel, right?
01:05:25Um, Leo, he left.
01:05:26We actually decided we're going to go with another contractor.
01:05:29He didn't tell you.
01:05:30What?
01:05:32Damn, no.
01:05:33I, ah, I wish you would have, because I, I don't know.
01:05:37I, I, I had to take the bus all the way here, and then, then I had to walk a mile and a half,
01:05:41and I got lost, and my blood sugar's all messed up right now.
01:05:45You got anything to eat?
01:05:46Because, like, my fuel tank is running on empty over here.
01:05:49I don't, I don't.
01:05:50But you should really go home.
01:05:52I'm sure we could find him a sandwich.
01:05:54Wait, uh, you got, like, a phone or something I could use to call for a ride?
01:05:59You don't have a phone?
01:06:00Well, no, not since I got out of the pen.
01:06:02Leo was real nice hiring me.
01:06:03Not many people give an ex-con a chance.
01:06:05Oh, you hear that, Janet?
01:06:06He has no phone with GPS, and he's an ex-con.
01:06:09Poor thing.
01:06:11Oh, thanks, I guess.
01:06:12I didn't do anything.
01:06:13I'm being honest to God real with you.
01:06:15I, I, I really am.
01:06:16They got me for too many unpaid parking tickets, if you could believe that.
01:06:20That is just awful.
01:06:21I'm gonna write a letter.
01:06:22Yeah, you should, because you know what?
01:06:23The, the food inside, it comes from, like, all these big old companies that, that distribute
01:06:28food to, like, airlines and stadiums and, and, and schools and all that stuff.
01:06:33Airlines?
01:06:33Even first class?
01:06:34All right, so you have no family, friends, girlfriend, anyone?
01:06:37Well, no, not really.
01:06:41You know someone?
01:06:43You single?
01:06:45Uh, no.
01:06:46Here.
01:06:47Oh, nice.
01:06:48It's a pretty phone.
01:06:50We really should get him that sandwich, inside.
01:06:56Who are you calling?
01:06:58Leo.
01:06:59Who else?
01:06:59Oh, he must have left his phone in the garage.
01:07:05We'll go grab it for you, and then I'll call you a cab when we get back.
01:07:09Okay?
01:07:09One second.
01:07:12Oh.
01:07:15Listen, I know this isn't what you want to hear, but Samuel has to stay here.
01:07:19He's a loose end that must be cut off.
01:07:20I see this all the time with my clients.
01:07:22They think they're in the clear.
01:07:23And then one person with a little too much information steps up for a reward.
01:07:27But he said I have a nice BMI.
01:07:29You do.
01:07:30You have a great BMI.
01:07:31It's perfect.
01:07:33But this is the messy part.
01:07:35I saw that you have a clawfoot tub in the driveway.
01:07:36Oh, that tub.
01:07:38I find that type of design unappealing.
01:07:40I can't imagine why Evan would want that for our bathroom.
01:07:43Despite you.
01:07:44But I think we can use it in our favor now.
01:07:46Darren!
01:07:47Mommy's taking out the trash!
01:07:49Oh.
01:08:13Damn.
01:08:13Damn.
01:08:15Damn.
01:08:15Damn.
01:08:15Damn.
01:08:19Ready? Have you ever done this before?
01:08:34No, but I have no less than ten clients who have done it.
01:08:37I mean, it can't be that difficult if so many men allegedly do it.
01:08:42Right. Anything they can do, we can do better.
01:08:44Now, it's quite hard to dispose of a body in totality,
01:08:50but much easier to do so in increments.
01:08:53Like laundering money.
01:08:54Yes. So, do you have a drain plug for the bath?
01:08:57Yes, upstairs.
01:08:58Great. Because as soon as we saw through his aorta,
01:09:01there's gonna be a ton of blood.
01:09:03Like, a ton of blood.
01:09:08Shit.
01:09:09Oh my God!
01:09:15Stop!
01:09:16Stop!
01:09:17Stop!
01:09:18Help!
01:09:19Stop! Stop!
01:09:20Stop! Stop!
01:09:22Stop!
01:09:23Stop!
01:09:24Stop!
01:09:26Officer, please!
01:09:28I love you!
01:09:29Officer, I love you!
01:09:31Stop!
01:09:32Stop!
01:09:33Stop!
01:09:34Stop!
01:09:36I love you, you father.
01:09:42Die, die, die, die.
01:09:56This really is effective.
01:10:06Oh, my God!
01:10:22Big boy!
01:10:24Whoo!
01:10:25Oh, my God!
01:10:30It's now and over.
01:10:32Should we...
01:10:34Sorry, baby. Do you want me to say this?
01:10:51All right, everybody.
01:11:04Oh, my God!
01:11:07Ah!
01:11:08Ah!
01:11:10Ah!
01:11:13Ooh!
01:11:16Whoo!
01:11:17Ah!
01:11:23Ah!
01:11:26Oh!
01:11:27Oh, what's this?
01:11:29Oh, what's this?
01:11:30Oh, what's this?
01:11:35Oh, boy, boy.
01:11:57I feel like you really needed that.
01:12:22You've been so stressed lately.
01:12:24So stressed.
01:12:25You know, I hate to say it, but the tub, it's growing on me.
01:12:29Yeah, I mean, the amount of liquid that it held.
01:12:32And the edge, it feels nice on my arm.
01:12:34Yeah.
01:12:37Yeah, it does.
01:12:50Janet, I'm putting on music.
01:12:52Any requests?
01:12:55Mr. Wallaby, I told you do not contact me unless it's on the burner phone.
01:13:09Always burn, never bury.
01:13:11War-offs.
01:13:12Seriously.
01:13:13This is taking so much longer than what I expected.
01:13:25Yeah.
01:13:26But we're getting there.
01:13:27Step by step.
01:13:30Do you want anything from Peachtree Cafe?
01:13:31If I don't get Darian's chicken nuggets, he's gonna have a frickin' meltdown.
01:13:36Get me a ranch head and comp salad.
01:13:39But hold the dressing.
01:13:40All the stuff with Samuel.
01:13:42It's really putting my health into context.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:46I swear to God, if this blood voids my warranty, I'm gonna fucking flip out.
01:13:51By the way, can you believe that these work on your phone?
01:13:54With touch screen?
01:13:55It's pretty fantastic.
01:13:56You ready to start number two?
01:13:57Uh, yep.
01:13:58Dad, where are you?
01:13:59What?
01:14:00I'm working my night job.
01:14:01But, Dad, the girls are so mean to me at school and I don't know what to do.
01:14:03Well, um, you know, can you talk to your mom about it?
01:14:04I have a delivery I have to make.
01:14:05Mm-hmm.
01:14:06What a mess.
01:14:07This is disgusting!
01:14:08You're creating this absolute disaster in here.
01:14:10Watkins.
01:14:11Filthy.
01:14:12Ugh.
01:14:13Absolutely.
01:14:14Filthy.
01:14:15Do you have Windex?
01:14:16I may have bought something off-brand.
01:14:17I guess that'll do.
01:14:18I'm not good.
01:14:19Are you holding my mind?
01:14:20I'm holding my mind?
01:14:21I don't know what I'm holding.
01:14:22I'm holding my mind.
01:14:23You're holding my mind, I'm holding my mind, I'm holding my mind.
01:14:30It's just amazing.
01:14:31Daddy, my mind, I'm holding my mind.
01:14:32Alright, let's have a moment in my mind.
01:14:34I'm holding my mind.
01:14:35Oh my god, I didn't even think of who to do first.
01:14:39Well, it depends.
01:14:40Do you want to have more or less mercy for Evan?
01:14:50More.
01:14:51We've been married for nearly a decade.
01:14:53Oh god, I feel so old.
01:14:55Fucking decade since my wedding.
01:14:57Oh, that was so fun.
01:14:58So then do Evan first.
01:14:59Fast.
01:15:00Rip it off like a banding.
01:15:01Fast, fast.
01:15:02Our food's coming too, so.
01:15:05Okay.
01:15:08Ready?
01:15:09Okay.
01:15:19There?
01:15:20Oh, absolutely.
01:15:21More like to the left.
01:15:22And then make sure when you do it, you do it really hard,
01:15:24because you don't want to have to do this a bunch of times.
01:15:27I'm trying to see if there's anything else.
01:15:29Just a lot of force.
01:15:30Definitely use your forearm.
01:15:31If it doesn't, just take it out of duty.
01:15:33Oh my god.
01:15:34I'm sorry guys.
01:15:35I'm so sorry.
01:15:36I'm sorry.
01:15:37I'm sorry baby.
01:15:47Hi Evan.
01:15:48I have treasured our time together.
01:16:03From the first moment I saw you and you said that's an ass I could see myself marrying, I knew that we'd be together.
01:16:07We had a true partnership.
01:16:08I trusted you and then you betrayed that trust and I hope that you understand.
01:16:14I had no choice.
01:16:15Um, Evan, you always had the most beautiful bedroom eyes and I'll never forget when you cried on our wedding night and then the stock market rallied and we had the most beautiful reception.
01:16:29Absolutely delicious canafes at the reception by the way. I told Larry that I wish we had those.
01:16:44Thank you so much.
01:16:45Of course.
01:16:46I loved all of our vacations together.
01:16:49I adore the bag that you got me for our last anniversary and the earrings on Easter and I mean the tennis bracelet it's kind of old fashioned and it's not really my taste but I know that you are trying and I really do appreciate that.
01:17:00I guess you should say something now.
01:17:15Oh fuck, Janet.
01:17:17You fucked up.
01:17:18You fucked up.
01:17:21I fucked up?
01:17:22You fucked up bitch.
01:17:23There's fucking blood everywhere from a dismembered fucking body.
01:17:27I worked out every day for you. I toned every inch of my body. Do you know how difficult bar is?
01:17:34Bar? For fuck's sake.
01:17:37I decorated this entire house impeccably by the way. I hired and fired all of the staff. I held up my end of the deal.
01:17:47You just got old, okay? You just got old, okay? And you have an awful sense of design. I'm sorry. The tub, it's fucking ugly and old.
01:17:56Like you?
01:17:59It's awful. That tub looks like, like a Parisian street that bumps piss on. It's fucking ugly.
01:18:03Ow!
01:18:04Ow!
01:18:05Ow!
01:18:06Ow!
01:18:07Ow!
01:18:08Ow!
01:18:09Ow!
01:18:11What do you think he meant by that?
01:18:12Okay, sweetie, I know that you're upset. The tub was- he's not thinking clearly. But just-
01:18:17Yeah, it's fine, but you have to get back in there because he's not dead.
01:18:20Do you see what I mean? Do you see what I've been fucking dealing with?
01:18:22He fucking says-
01:18:24Fuck, get up.
01:18:26Get the fuck up.
01:18:27Yes, get up.
01:18:29And he says I'm fucking crazy. Like I'm the fucking crazy one.
01:18:32Fuck, I'll get this off.
01:18:35Shit! Where's the battery?
01:18:37Get the fucking mask off.
01:18:39Take it off.
01:18:40I don't understand, baby. Why would you say that?
01:18:42Hey, babe, I loved you too hard.
01:18:43I'm sorry.
01:18:44Fucking bitch!
01:18:45Get the fucking bitch!
01:18:46Get the fucking-
01:18:47I love you too hard.
01:18:48I'm sorry.
01:18:49Get the fucking bitch!
01:18:51Get the fucking fuck up.
01:18:52Get the fucking fuck up.
01:18:54Get the fuck up.
01:18:55I love you too.
01:18:56Fucking killer!
01:18:57Fuck!
01:18:58Ah!
01:19:00Ah!
01:19:01Fuck!
01:19:02Please, baby, no, please.
01:19:03Come on, you old fuck!
01:19:05You see what you made me do?
01:19:06Jenna, Jenna, Jenna, please, Jenna, Jenna, please.
01:19:09Here we go, baby.
01:19:10Ah!
01:19:11No.
01:19:13No.
01:19:14Easy. This is just working.
01:19:22I failed work.
01:19:25Holy shit!
01:19:32Come on, you can do this!
01:19:38Get the fuck out of here!
01:19:44Shit! He's getting away!
01:19:47You crazy bitches!
01:19:49We cannot let him get away!
01:19:57Go! Go, go, go! Hit it! Hit it!
01:20:05She told me they weren't even going to go to the California Pizza Kitchen, but then I left it.
01:20:09Go, go, go! Faster, faster! To the left! To the left!
01:20:12Go, go, go, go! I can't find that!
01:20:14Faster! I can't find that! You got this!
01:20:15You're right!
01:20:16To the left! To the left! To the left!
01:20:19He's right there!
01:20:21Fuck!
01:20:21Fuck!
01:20:27Thank God.
01:20:29Do you think he's dead?
01:20:31Fuck you!
01:20:32Oh, fuck.
01:20:33Just let him over again.
01:20:36Just let him over again.
01:20:47Hey.
01:20:52I was wrong.
01:20:54And you were right.
01:20:55And I'm really sorry that it came down to this.
01:21:05But I owe you a huge thank you.
01:21:11Because that tub is going to look fucking amazing in my house.
01:21:15And it was an absolute pleasure doing business with you.
01:21:22Partner.
01:21:27Who's here?
01:21:27Oh, my God.
01:21:42Are you...
01:21:45We've never been better.
01:21:50Fuck, they dressed the salad.
01:21:51I'm going to fucking kill someone.
01:21:54That's what it said on the ticket.
01:21:57Dread salad dressed.
01:21:58Oh, my God.
01:22:28Okay.
01:22:32You go ahead.
01:22:33I'm going to check on something really quick.
01:22:37Okay.
01:22:37Okay.
01:22:58I'm going to check on something really quick.
01:23:11I'm going to check on something.
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