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00:00From Hollywood, the glamour capital of the world, join us in a make-believe search for the most beautiful girl on earth.
00:30Yes, it's the $1.98 Beauty Show! An entertainment spectacular, if ever there was one, where beauty is not only in the eyes of the beholder, but also on this very stage.
00:41Tonight, the $1.98 Beauty Show will continue its relentless spoof of all of those other so-called beauty contests.
00:47And although this is not a real contest, we will bring you our version of the All-American Beauty, that one-of-a-kind girl who not only has personality and poise, but beauty and dollar as well.
00:56Yes, sir, the $1.98 Beauty Show will be bringing you tons of talented and beautiful women every single week.
01:02Happy women, terrified women, women singing and dancing and braiding about in the latest bathing suits.
01:07From the halls of Montezuma to the shores of San Tropez!
01:11And now, here's the host and star of the show, Mr. Beauty himself, Rip Taylor!
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01:41It's a six-month exciting and beautiful women you haven't seen your whole life, gorgeous girls, waiting to find out which one will be this week's on the R98 Beauty.
01:47One of which is a high-kicking can-can dancer who wants to see America and show her how she can really can-can.
01:55We'll meet her in a competition right after this important message.
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04:11Welcome back to the New York City Show.
04:13Now let's meet our wonderful celebrities.
04:16When it comes to gusto, a man definitely fulfills this bill pretty good, kids.
04:20Ladies and gentlemen, the one and only, oh, what a pleasure, Billy Carter!
04:24All right!
04:30You can say a lot of things about this girl.
04:32She's talented, she's delightful, and she's old.
04:34She's just gorgeous.
04:35She is Susan Strasburg!
04:37And here's a baseball hero, I forget where there was one, number 44 of the San Francisco Giants.
04:48Ladies and gentlemen, the incredible, the incredible Willie McCovey!
04:56Now, let's meet our candidates for the coveted title of $98 Beauty of the Week.
05:00Here now is candidate number one, it's so exciting you'll love it,
05:03Suzanne LaRouche!
05:07Suzanne LaRouche, she's 24 years old.
05:10She's single, and she's from Glendale, California.
05:19Suzanne LaRouche!
05:20Oh, how you do, bumpy bumpy in the booty blue.
05:23Here's candidate number two, Carol Shane.
05:26All right!
05:27Carol Shane is 24 years old.
05:30She's married, and she's from Detroit, Michigan.
05:40You work in the car business, honey?
05:42Uh, not at present.
05:43Not at present.
05:44You're from Detroit, right?
05:45Yes, I am.
05:46It's a little cold there now.
05:47Here's candidate number three, Candace Moore!
05:49Candace Moore is 25 years old.
05:54She's single, and she's a bartender from Pennsylvania.
05:59Hershey, Pennsylvania by chance?
06:04Oh, that's...
06:05Where?
06:06I hear it's closed.
06:07Here's candidate number four, Veronica Valli.
06:09Veronica Valli.
06:10Veronica Valli is 28 years old.
06:12She's single, and she's from Los Panos, California.
06:16Oh, the little Valli girl.
06:17I've heard about you many years now.
06:18Here's candidate number five, Rhonda Shear.
06:19Oh, ho.
06:20Oh, ho.
06:21Oh, ho.
06:22Rhonda Shear is 23 years old.
06:23She's single, and she is from New Orleans, Louisiana.
06:36And she is from New Orleans, Louisiana.
06:39Oh, ho, ho, ho.
06:40Rhonda Shear is 23 years old.
06:43She's single, and she is from New Orleans, Louisiana.
06:50New Orleans, a little Mardi Gras girl.
06:55Ooh, all right.
06:56Here again is candidate number six,
06:58Tricia America Richland.
07:02Tricia America Richland is 44 years old.
07:06She's married and she's from Akron, Ohio.
07:15Tricia America, is that America or just Merica?
07:18Merica.
07:18Ooh, well, hi, Merica.
07:20Take me away, Merica.
07:21I'm getting nervous now.
07:22We'll be back now with the exciting,
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07:30All the talent now.
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09:34Shocking tragedies have occurred and America is in mourning.
09:38A long period of uncertainty and recovery awaits us all.
09:42The American Red Cross is providing life-saving assistance,
09:44including precious blood, food, shelter, and grief counseling.
09:49We honor our heroic relief workers, victims, and their families.
09:53Please call 1-800-GIVE-LIFE to donate blood,
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09:59Together, we can save a life.
10:02And welcome back.
10:06Now it's talent time with the Domino 98 Beauty Show.
10:08Here's a part of our program where our candidates attempt to entertain us
10:12while we evaluate them for talent and originality.
10:14Here now is candidate number one,
10:16Suzanne LaRouche.
10:18Shaw!
10:36Oh, my God.
11:06Oh, my God.
11:36Oh, it gets exciting and more exciting.
11:39Here's candidate number two, Carol Shane.
11:41Oh, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho.
11:48Don't know why
11:50There's no sign up in the sky's dormy weather
11:54Since my man and I'm together
11:59It's raining all the time
12:05When he went away
12:08The blues walked in and met me
12:11And if he stays away
12:13A rock is gonna get me
12:15All I do is pray
12:17The Lord of God will let me
12:19All in a half of the fire
12:23Can't go on
12:25Everything I've been has gone
12:28Don't be well
12:29Can't get my poor self
12:33Ever
12:34A prayer of the child
12:39It keeps waiting
12:41I love you
12:44All right!
12:54Look, it's great!
12:56Ready, ready, ready?
12:57Here now is candidate number three.
12:59Here is Candace Moore.
13:01Come on!
13:14Here now is Candace Moore.
13:44Oh, it should be all right.
14:09Here now is candidate number four, Veronica Vowie.
14:13All right, come on.
14:22One more quart of brandy
14:25Like a daisy I awake
14:29With a promo seltzer candy
14:32I don't eat any
14:35I'm wild again
14:38Big child again
14:40No, it's a ring-wink
14:42Big child again
14:43He winks
14:44Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:45Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:46Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:47Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:48Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:49Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:50Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:51Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:52Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:53Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:54Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:55Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:56Oh, it's a ring-wink
14:57Please leave me to the...
14:59Oh, let it be with us
15:15The candidate number five is Ronda Shear
15:19Ronda!
15:27Last chance, last chance for love, yes it's my last chance for romance tonight.
15:57I need you, by me, beside me, to guide me, to hold me, to scold me, because when I'm bad, I'm so cold.
16:27I need you.
16:37All right!
16:40Give it a little backwards for anybody.
16:42Here's candidate number six, Trisha America Rishlin.
16:45Oh, woman, have you got cheating on your mind?
17:03Oh, woman, have you got cheating on your mind?
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18:18Yeah, she's getting a bag cold.
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18:43A message from Elvira down under.
18:45Ike, so this is what the sun feels like.
18:47Oh, g'day, mates. Elvira here.
18:50Wait till you have a squiz at what I'm bringing back from Oz for Halloween.
18:53It's a Fonzor marathon of Who Dares Wins?
18:56The Aussie game show of death-defying stunts, heart-pounding dangers, and ridiculous accents.
19:01Absolutely awesome.
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19:05A night of back-to-outback episodes of Who Dares Wins tomorrow at 8 Eastern.
19:09It'll be a rip-slaughter.
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19:45And now welcome back to the Dollar 98 Beauty Show.
19:47We continue our search for the Dollar 98 Beauty of the Week with the exciting bathing suit competition.
19:51Now here, folks, stripped of all their earthly possessions,
19:55we give us one last peek as they make their final bid to accumulate points for beauty employees.
19:58Here now are tonight's six gorgeous candidates.
20:01Here again is candidate number one, the high-kicking can-can dancer, Suzanne LaRouche.
20:08Suzanne.
20:09Suzanne LaRouche measures 35, 24, 34.
20:14Suzanne tells us that she comes from a long line of method actors.
20:18She's convinced that one of her greatest roles was the time she portrayed a schizophrenic rake
20:23in a Japanese industrial film about a kamikaze gardener.
20:27Suzanne says she loves to be around people but can't stand it when they mispronounce the word interesting.
20:33Unfortunately, no one has used that word around her in 20 years.
20:38That's Suzanne LaRouche from Glendale, California.
20:42All right, here we go to candidate number two.
20:47She sang Stormy Weather for you, Carol Shane.
20:50Carol Shane.
20:52Carol Shane measured 40, 25, 40.
20:56After dropping out of the Jerry Vale School of Drama,
20:59Carol decided to try something that was a little more up her alley.
21:02So she became a bowling ball.
21:05But Carol soon discovered that being a bowling ball was hard work and gave her migraine headaches.
21:11She thought about becoming a German shepherd but has yet to see a flock of German sheep.
21:16In her spare time, Carol likes to refer to her husband as either...
21:20What's-his-name or yet-so.
21:23That's Carol Shane from Detroit, Michigan.
21:32All right, here now is candidate number three, the funny strip teaser, Candace Moore.
21:39Candace Moore.
21:40Candace Moore measures 35, 23, 36.
21:44Candace tells us that she has dedicated her life to bartending.
21:48Her interest all started six years ago when she weighed only 85 pounds
21:52and was mistakenly used as a swizzle stick.
21:56Candace thinks of herself as an observer of human nature,
21:59while others think of her as a peeping Tom.
22:01Her idea of a perfect man is one who is masculine,
22:05hairy, and has the brains to climb to the top.
22:09That's why she's dating a gorilla.
22:11That's Candace Moore from Pennsylvania.
22:13All right, and here again is candidate number four, a great little fan dancer, Veronica Vallee.
22:25Veronica Vallee.
22:27Veronica Vallee measures 38, 24, 36.
22:31Veronica's a professional troublemaker who, for a nominal fee, will boo at your future daughter-in-law's wedding.
22:37She's also a singer who has appeared in several operettas, including the off-Broadway production of
22:42The Merchant of Venice has a closeout sale.
22:45She may be seen a bit old-fashioned, but for Veronica, sleeping with a hatchet under her pillow is still the answer.
22:52That's Veronica Vallee from Los Bonos, California.
22:55Okay, here again is candidate number five, the dancing doll with the dancing doll, Rhonda Shear.
23:11Rhonda!
23:12Rhonda Shear measures 35, 21, 35.
23:17Rhonda tells us that she's a third-generation nurse.
23:20Her mother was a nurse, her mother's mother was a nurse, and her grandfather liked to dress up like a nurse.
23:27But being a nurse is a far cry from being a Las Vegas showgirl, which is Rhonda's ultimate goal.
23:34She says the only thing that's stopping her is the fact that she gets nauseous driving through Barstow.
23:40That's Rhonda Shear from New Orleans, Louisiana.
23:43All right, now to Kenton Mounts, here again is candidate number six, a good little dancer, Tricia America Richland.
23:58Tricia America Richland measures 38, 24, 36.
24:02Even though Tricia is 44 years old, she still plays with her food and tries to eat without swallowing.
24:09She suspects that it's just her silly way of being mentally unstable.
24:14But her friends say it's a trait she's inherited from her great-grandmother, who to this day wears orthopedic disposal diapers.
24:20Tricia has always wanted to go to Africa on a photographic safari, but can't afford it.
24:26So while she waits for wealth to knock on her door, she rides the Jungle Cruise at Disneyland.
24:34That's Tricia America Richland from Akron, Ohio.
24:38All right, and now there they are!
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