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00:00Closer each day, home in no way.

00:07You're gonna be a dad.

00:10Cash! Ding!

00:16What are you up to?

00:18I was just looking for my lingerie.

00:20You sure you weren't just looking for his wedding bath?

00:22How do I include every reason I love him into a few sentences?

00:25We're seriously making this maid of honor thing a real labor of love.

00:29Councillor Craig Wendell, you must be Sergeant David Langley.

00:32Where were you on the day of the accident?

00:34I don't know.

00:35Being an elected official, you'd have calendars and schedules from around that time, right?

00:40I don't have that information on hand, but I can get my team to look into it.

00:45Superintendent.

00:46With respect, sir, I can explain.

00:48Wendell has serious questions he needs to answer.

00:51Your lawyer complained to my boss, and I've been ordered to cease all inquiries.

00:55Are you gonna follow an update, right?

00:57I won't be a priority, especially since I currently have no evidence.

01:01Sorry mate.

01:02Yeah, so am I.

01:04What happened to the simple bonjour?

01:05I'm erved up a level in the language app.

01:06Nothing to brag about.

01:07Today is the day I am so excited.

01:08Wait, what?

01:09She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.

01:10Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic.

01:11Cash's box is pretty solid too.

01:12Oh yeah?

01:13Keep telling yourself that, chump.

01:14Nothing will beat what I have planned.

01:15Anyway, gotta get to work.

01:17I'll see you later.

01:18I hope you're ready for a good time.

01:19I hope you're ready for a good time.

01:20I'm erved up a level in the language app.

01:21I'm erved up a level in the language app.

01:22Nothing to brag about.

01:23Today is the day I am so excited.

01:24Wait, what?

01:25She's talking about the hens party, not the wedding.

01:26Oh, Eden's hens is gonna be epic.

01:27Cash's box is pretty solid too.

01:28Oh yeah?

01:29Keep telling yourself that, chump.

01:30Nothing will beat what I have planned.

01:31Anyway, gotta get to work.

01:32I'll see you later.

01:33Hey, I'll see you later.

01:34Oh, I hope you're ready for a late night.

01:35No, don't worry.

01:36I'm happy to give you fellas a lift back from the city no matter what time it ends.

01:52Yeah, sounds interesting.

01:53Don't worry.

01:54I'm not angling for an invite.

01:56As a celebrant, I've gotta maintain a professional distance.

01:59Just reminds me of my Navy days when once we kidnapped the groom Tugger

02:03and took him and tied him to a telephone pole miles out of town.

02:08That sounds rough.

02:10It was, all right.

02:12Problem was none of us could remember where we tied him up.

02:15I don't think Cash would ever forgive me if that happened.

02:17Neither would I, son.

02:19Neither would I.

02:23Say, you got a big one planned, eh?

02:25Oh, I am glad you ordered the big breakfast.

02:33Always sensible to line your stomach before a big night out.

02:35Please tell me I'm going to like what you've got planned.

02:37Trust me, I tailored it to suit your personality.

02:39What does that even mean?

02:41Don't worry.

02:42I got the memo.

02:43You're a rock chick.

02:46What?

02:48I'm so glad that I've got a super chilled best man.

02:50We're probably just going to end up watching the footy with a couple of beers,

02:53maybe taking it easy,

02:54probably end up babysitting something like that.

02:55Yeah, do me a favour.

02:56Add to your vows that once we're married,

02:57you're never going to have the smug look again, yeah?

02:59Ah, well, my vows are going to be much deeper than that, aren't they?

03:01How are yours going, by the way?

03:03Um, they're a work in progress.

03:05You know, it would be good if maybe you changed your mind

03:06and showed me yours

03:07and we can make sure we're on the same page.

03:08We're definitely on the same page.

03:10Okay, good.

03:10Well, I'm going to go finish my vows.

03:12Okay, love you.

03:13Love you too.

03:15Hey, the groom.

03:16Hey, best man.

03:17Hey.

03:17How you going?

03:18Yeah, good.

03:18We need to talk about tonight.

03:19There's going to be a night you'll remember

03:21for the rest of your life

03:22or forget.

03:33Oh, I was going to make you breakfast in bed.

03:35Oh, thank you.

03:36I just got up and I was so excited.

03:39This feels so right, doesn't it?

03:41It does, it does.

03:42I'm with you.

03:43Hey, manifesting.

03:44I just think it and then it happened.

03:47Or it's science.

03:49Okay, yeah, sure.

03:50Science, luck, manifesting.

03:51Either way, we're very blessed.

03:53We are.

03:54We are blessed.

03:55I really, really should.

03:56I didn't have to go to this ton of box party.

03:59Oh, I know.

03:59I've got Abigail's invitation.

04:01It's like four different locations.

04:02That's true.

04:02I may never come home.

04:04Should we just tell them what's happened

04:05and then not go?

04:06Mm-mm.

04:07Mm-mm.

04:07We have to wait

04:08until at least after the wedding.

04:10No, you're right.

04:11You're right.

04:12Yeah.

04:12It'll be our little secret.

04:13Oh, Molly.

04:14Hey.

04:15Don't mind me.

04:17Mm.

04:20You all good?

04:20Mm-mm.

04:21Good.

04:21You good?

04:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:22Just talking about the parties.

04:23Well, you better buckle up

04:24because Tarnia's got a big one planned.

04:26Oh, okay.

04:27Here we go.

04:28Yeah.

04:29Party time.

04:30Yeah.

04:32No.

04:33Wow.

04:33Don't do that.

04:35We'll do that.

04:56Thanks for covering for Leah today.

05:22I know she appreciates it.

05:23Isn't it lovely that Theo wanted her advice

05:26on his suit for the wedding?

05:27Advice and no doubt her credit card.

05:30Apparently they're stopping by the travel agent

05:32because he is booking a surprise holiday for Lacey.

05:35Oh, that sounds romantic.

05:36I know.

05:37Taught him everything I know.

05:38Oh, including Lord Steve.

05:39Morning.

05:40Morning.

05:41Hey.

05:42As usual.

05:43Thanks, miss.

05:44How you all know?

05:45Fine.

05:46Thanks.

05:47Sure.

05:50What's this?

05:52It's where we're going for your bucks.

05:54What's a whiskey bar?

05:55Well, it's not just any whiskey bar.

05:57It's a gentleman's club.

05:59Oh.

06:00Well, you know, we can just drink whiskey here.

06:02This place has a huge range.

06:03Did you know they spell whiskey differently

06:05depending on the region it's from?

06:06Are you getting enough oxygen to your brain right now?

06:08Brother, I've been researching.

06:09I've been planning this whole thing out.

06:11It's going to be amazing.

06:12Righto.

06:13Okay.

06:14And I've booked out one of their private rooms for us.

06:16Okay.

06:17And when you say it's a gentleman's club?

06:18Hey, don't worry.

06:19It's a classy place.

06:20You know, some of these shots can cost about 300 bucks

06:22if you order the wrong thing.

06:23Or the right thing.

06:24Sorry.

06:25Depending on how you're looking at it.

06:26Sorry.

06:27Sorry.

06:28Did you say $300?

06:29Don't worry.

06:30Everyone's shipped in.

06:31It's all covered.

06:32I'll shout.

06:33I'm impressed.

06:34It's high praise coming from you.

06:35Hmm.

06:36Well, honestly, I thought you were going to take him bowling

06:37in Yaddy Creek and then have him home in time

06:38to put Archie to bed.

06:39Still, it doesn't beat what I have planned.

06:41All right.

06:42Well, since you asked, you can't tell.

06:44First, I hired a karaoke bus to drive us into the city.

06:46And then we're going to do a paint and sip.

06:48And then we're going to do a burlesque class.

06:49And then we're going to do dinner.

06:50And then we're going to do dancing at a drag club.

06:52Ha!

06:53But you're going to do all those things.

06:54You're going to kill Ida.

06:55Not if I keep her boozed up,

06:57which is where my mobile cocktail kit comes in.

06:59And don't worry, it's not comfortable.

07:00I do have my RSA.

07:01But the best part, the best part is going to be the games.

07:04I've organized a pair of underwear with your face on it as a prize.

07:06Oh.

07:07Are you serious?

07:08No.

07:09Just kidding.

07:10Kind of.

07:14guessing the bra jumps.

07:15Oh.

07:16We're all.

07:17Oh.

07:18Oh.

07:19Oh.

07:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

07:50I'm sorry, I don't believe in kipping.

08:02Hey, that was quick.

08:04You done with your bowels already?

08:05Yes, something like that.

08:06Hey, listen, how much do you know about what Abigail's organised for you?

08:10Almost nothing, she won't tell me.

08:12Right.

08:12You OK?

08:13Yeah, yeah, fine.

08:14How did you go with your chill best mate?

08:16Oh, yeah, he's not quite as chill as I thought.

08:19He's actually organised this whole expensive, elaborate night.

08:22Sounds fun.

08:23Sounds fun.

08:25What?

08:25I've got to go.

08:26It's just wedding vows stuff.

08:28It's private.

08:29Yeah, OK.

08:29I'll see you at home.

08:30Yeah.

08:31Je ne crois pas à pouvoir.

08:33Je suis désolé.

08:35Je ne crois pas.

08:38Hey, John, we need to talk.

08:41I read Cash's vows.

08:42No, no, no.

08:43You need to listen, OK?

08:44They are bad.

08:45They are really, really bad.

08:49Mmm.

08:51Ah, it's Tarnay with plans for tonight.

08:54Usually I would jump at a whisky bar.

08:56OK, you just need to suck it up, Doc.

08:59Eh.

08:59Yeah.

09:00I didn't.

09:01You're both here.

09:03Yeah, you know what's so weird?

09:03We actually live here.

09:05I just thought that maybe Levi might have been called into the hospital.

09:08Not if I'm about to head to a whisky bar.

09:11Right.

09:12Sure.

09:12I think he wants you to leave.

09:16Yeah, sorry.

09:17Yeah.

09:18OK.

09:29Look.

09:30Hi.

09:30I hate to do this, and I really don't want to put you in a weird position.

09:34What is it?

09:35I found something when I was taking out the rubbish.

09:38OK.

09:38I really hope I'm about to congratulate you.

09:40Because if what I found belongs to Abigail, then she and I are going to have a serious,

09:46life-changing conversation.

09:48OK, well, you can calm down.

09:50Pregnancy test is mine.

09:55Congratulations.

09:57That's awesome.

09:58Yeah, why?

09:59Because you're off the hook?

10:00No.

10:00Because you are going to be the best mum ever.

10:03Oh.

10:05Thanks, buddy.

10:07How do I tell my girls that just when it felt like we were making progress, I've hit a brick

10:12wall?

10:13They'll understand.

10:15They deserve to know what happened to their mother.

10:17And I don't want them at each other's throws again, just because I can't give them answers.

10:23I don't think you've got a choice, mate.

10:28I've always followed the rules.

10:30I like them.

10:32They're there to protect us and the public.

10:34I tell my junior officers that all the time.

10:38But right now, the only person those rules are protecting is the one that killed my wife.

10:45Right, so you follow the rules and maybe you never get this guy.

10:48But if you break them, you get justice for your wife.

10:54I get it.

10:54That's a huge risk.

11:01Well, he's your groom.

11:02I don't know what you expect me to do about it.

11:04You're Al Celebrant.

11:05You could encourage him to do better.

11:07I tried to warn you about snooping and this is why.

11:12Oh.

11:14Read it.

11:16E is for eternity.

11:17Yeah.

11:18E is for diamond.

11:20E is for eternity again.

11:24Yep.

11:25E is for never will we part.

11:27F is forever.

11:28Please stop.

11:29It's even worse when I hear it out loud.

11:31Well, at least they're interesting.

11:32This, this is the kind of poem you write for your teacher in primary school.

11:36Yeah, but who's to say they're not good enough?

11:38His future bride.

11:39Or you, our Celebrant, who may get fired if you let the groom say this.

11:42But what are we comparing this to?

11:44Has he ever written you a love letter?

11:46No.

11:48Postcard?

11:48No, John.

11:49He hasn't, okay?

11:51Well, obviously this is not his skill set.

11:53But the good news is your vows won't have much to live up to.

11:56He cannot get up in front of all of our friends and family and say these words.

11:59You need to talk him out of it.

12:01I could never tell a groom what to say to his bride.

12:03Who am I to judge?

12:04When has that ever stopped you in the past?

12:07Okay, these words are coming from Cash's heart.

12:09That's what your wedding day is supposed to be about.

12:11Okay, so great.

12:11You're just not going to help me whatsoever.

12:13Well, you're marrying him.

12:14Be honest.

12:15How?

12:16John, for starters, I'm going to have to admit that I broke his trust and found the vows.

12:20True that.

12:20Second, he's so proud of them.

12:24If I tell him that they are awful, it would crush him.

12:27I'd say you've got two options.

12:30Either you're honest with him, or you stand up there on your wedding day, and he's going

12:33to say to you, E is for eternity.

12:37B is for diamond.

12:39E is for eternity.

12:40Twice.

12:45Yeah, just confirming the private room for tonight.

12:49Beautiful.

12:50All right, thanks so much.

12:50See you then.

12:52You sure about all this?

12:53It sounds expensive.

12:54Mate, it's once in a lifetime.

12:56Let's make it count.

12:57I still remember the bucks night Nico threw to me.

12:59Yeah, I don't remember any $300 shots, though.

13:01Yeah, but you do remember Felicity trying to set you up with Eden.

13:04You see?

13:05See, it stays with you.

13:06Yeah, all right.

13:06Let's make it a good one.

13:07Just don't put too much pressure on yourself.

13:09Not at all, mate.

13:11Hey.

13:12How'd you go with John?

13:14Uh, yeah, he made a few interesting points about the vows.

13:18I don't know.

13:19What'd he say?

13:20He believes it doesn't matter what you say as long as it comes from the heart.

13:23Completely agree with that.

13:25Oh, look, I'm just glad that you said yes to marrying me.

13:27If you got up there and you read a passage from the Coastal News, I wouldn't care.

13:30Yeah, I mean, you'd care a little bit, wouldn't you?

13:32Mm-hmm.

13:33I just, I don't want either of us getting up there in front of everyone we know and embarrassing ourselves, you know?

13:39You know what I reckon?

13:40Mm-hmm.

13:40I reckon we've spent way too much time worrying about what other people are expecting of us.

13:45This is our wedding.

13:46We should be able to say and do whatever we want.

13:48Let's take back control.

13:50Where is this coming from?

13:52Look, you don't want Abigail's crazy night out and I don't want Tarnak's biggest bender ever, okay?

13:57Tarnak, what do you do?

13:58Like I said to you before, I don't want any of it.

14:01The thing is, it's not easy to ask people to stand down.

14:05You're in danger of hurting their feelings.

14:06Well, it's our wedding.

14:07It's our rules.

14:08I just don't get why you felt the need to boot me out of the house while you asked the question.

14:22Because he thought it was Abigail's test, babe.

14:25Can you imagine?

14:27No, honestly, I never want to.

14:30Okay, for what it's worth, congratulations, mate.

14:35Also, can you not tell anybody?

14:38We're just going to keep it a secret for now.

14:39Shh, it's okay.

14:40No problem.

14:41Abigail's so caught up with the whole wedding stuff, she probably wouldn't even realise anything else is going on.

14:44Well, we really appreciate you.

14:46Whatever.

14:48That was kind of nice, wasn't it?

14:53Yeah.

14:54Yeah, now that we've told someone, it feels real.

14:57I know.

14:59Really real.

15:00All right.

15:05What's going on?

15:07Look, mate, we just want to have a conversation with you and we don't want you to take it the wrong way.

15:11I'm here.

15:12I'm here.

15:12What is the big emergency?

15:14We are having a bridal party meeting.

15:16But we're supposed to be getting ready for the most epic hands night ever.

15:19Sit.

15:21We need to talk about it tonight.

15:24Oh, is there a problem?

15:26The problem is, I don't want my friends spending a fortune on whiskey at a bar that's hours away.

15:32Yeah, and I don't want a party bus with an endless list of boozy activities.

15:36You told her?

15:38No.

15:38Point is, we don't want a farce.

15:41I'm sorry, mate.

15:42Honestly, I just want something low-key.

15:44Yeah, so can you cancel everything, please?

15:46I made a mobile cocktail kit.

15:47Look, you both know us well enough to know that hanging with our friends is all we really want.

15:54Can you get a full refund?

15:56If that's what you want.

15:58Yeah, look, please.

16:00I guess I can make some calls.

16:03Me too.

16:06Now, if you don't mind, I'd like to take my bride-to-be out for a glass of champagne.

16:10Oh, that sounds perfect.

16:11That will go freshen up.

16:12I think they took it pretty well.

16:27Mm-hmm.

16:27It's one less thing for us to worry about.

16:29Yeah.

16:33Are you the kind of person to take no for answer?

16:35Not usually.

16:36You?

16:37Never.

16:39We need a plan B.

16:40And fast.

16:42No rest for the wicked, Sarge.

16:49Something like that.

16:50Oh, my God.

16:54Stop!

16:56No rest for the wicked.

17:06Oh, my God.

17:37Now that we have the afternoon free, we should go through all the wedding ceremony stuff.

17:49John's sorting all that stuff.

17:51Yeah, but it'd be good to go over it, you know, make sure we're happy with everything.

17:53I am happy with everything.

17:55Why are you so stressed about the vows?

17:57Well, I mean, you know, when was the last time you looked over yours?

17:59You were quite busy when you wrote them.

18:00Plenty of time.

18:01Yeah, but you were looking after Gary, so...

18:04You know, for somebody who hasn't written their own vows, you're getting awfully concerned about mine.

18:07You know, I just want you to be happy, you know?

18:10You don't trust me, do you?

18:12Okay?

18:12Look, I love you.

18:14I'm not going to let you down.

18:15Okay?

18:17Hey!

18:20All right, you two?

18:22Get in the car.

18:23Oh, okay.

18:23We sort of discussed this, didn't we?

18:25We said no parties.

18:25Trust me, you don't want to miss this.

18:27Okay?

18:29Come on, don't make me stay out again.

18:30In the car.

18:31Where are we going?

18:32Let's go.

18:32You'll see.

18:33You'll see.

18:33Let's go.

18:34Get in there.

18:35Come here.

18:38All right.

18:39All right.

18:40Here we go.

18:55Okay, I think I've pretty much got everything covered here.

18:57Do you reckon we have enough non-alcoholic drinks?

19:00Pretty sure.

19:03What is it?

19:04Oh, it's hard to explain.

19:05Try me.

19:07Well, pretty much everyone we know is going to this party, right?

19:10Hey, if this is going to be too much, I can just tell Abigail we don't have to go.

19:14No, no, no, no.

19:14It's not that.

19:15It's just that your sisters are going to be there, and we have to pretend like we don't know

19:18that I'm a friend.

19:21Yeah, right.

19:22Well, why would they ask?

19:22I did tell them about the implantation the other day.

19:26Okay, see, yeah, there you go.

19:27That's going to make it harder.

19:30Mac, I feel bad about not telling them, but it's still super early stages, and we've kept

19:35a secret.

19:36Oh, no, but I still feel weird that Abigail doesn't know, but her boyfriend does know.

19:39Well, if Abigail knows, then it's only fair to tell Eaton.

19:41No.

19:42No, we cannot make today about us.

19:44This is Cash and Eaton's day.

19:45Yeah, true.

19:46True.

19:46So back to the original plan, we just don't tell anyone.

19:49For now.

19:50Have I told you how lucky I am to have met you?

19:53Yes.

19:54I don't ever get tired of hearing it.

19:59Right.

20:01Here we go.

20:03What is going on?

20:04We said we didn't want a party.

20:06Yeah.

20:06No, you said you didn't want an extravagant party.

20:08Okay, so what exactly did we do?

20:10You got plan B.

20:11Well, this is impressive.

20:12How did you manage all of this?

20:15We pivoted.

20:15We pivoted good.

20:18So Cash, what do you feel like first?

20:19Your Scotch Whiskey.

20:21Or your trusty Irish drop.

20:24Or my personal favourite.

20:27Japanese Whiskey.

20:28This is very impressive, Tata.

20:29I'm going to have a Japanese Whiskey.

20:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:31Okay, let's go over to the better bar.

20:34Yeah, you do that.

20:35Margarita?

20:36Oh, yes, please.

20:37You stuck my fiancé's face to a straw.

20:41Yes, yes, I did.

20:42Welcome to the Best of Hens Luxe box party of your dreams.

20:44Hey, guys, promise me one thing.

20:46Promise me that I don't have to make a speech.

20:47No speeches, no expectations.

20:49Oh, good, because writing my vows took enough brain power for a lifetime.

20:56Lifetime I want to spend with you.

20:58Aw.

21:00Hey.

21:01Hey, you didn't cheat.

21:03Ah.

21:05All right, I know you.

21:11What's going on?

21:11The vows.

21:12What, his or yours?

21:13I haven't done mine yet, but Remy, his, I mean, seriously, the bar is so low.

21:17I can't go wrong.

21:18They really are bad.

21:19Maybe it'd help if I put them to some music.

21:22Can you please take this seriously?

21:24My vows are beautiful.

21:25Beautiful, babe.

21:26They suck.

21:28Okay, all right.

21:28Well, I've thought of a brand new vow.

21:30W.

21:31For why'd you go through my things?

21:33You set me up.

21:34I'll plan to fake vows after a tip-off from John.

21:36So, I'll plan to fake vows after a day.

21:38What?

21:40I'll plan to fake vows.

21:41I'll plan to fake vows after a day.

21:43I'll plan to fake vows after a day.

21:49Gonna fake vows and i'll be a chose a win.

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