🌟 Abby Boom — New Jokes Video
🎭 Comedian | Content Creator | Internet Personality
😂 Bringing laughter through relatable skits, Aussie humor & good vibes!
🎥 Known from Yeah Mad & The OG Crew — now making waves solo on TikTok, YouTube & Instagram.
🐶 Dog mum | 📚 Book lover | 💫 Emotional support neurodivergent
📍 Sydney, Australia
📅 Born: October 24, 1997
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🎭 Comedian | Content Creator | Internet Personality
😂 Bringing laughter through relatable skits, Aussie humor & good vibes!
🎥 Known from Yeah Mad & The OG Crew — now making waves solo on TikTok, YouTube & Instagram.
🐶 Dog mum | 📚 Book lover | 💫 Emotional support neurodivergent
📍 Sydney, Australia
📅 Born: October 24, 1997
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00:00Did you know I used to work in a library?
00:01No.
00:02Yeah.
00:03One time this guy came in and handed me something to shelve.
00:06You should have seen the look on his face but I shoved it out of my arms.
00:11What do you do when a bird shits on your windscreen?
00:15What?
00:16Don't ask her out again.
00:21Nice.
00:21What is brown and nowhere to be found?
00:24What is it?
00:28No.
00:29What is it?
00:32Seth's dad.
00:38Jesus, Sam.
00:41Why would you?
00:43I hate you. I hate you.
00:46What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?
00:51Carlos.
00:53It was there. It was there.
00:55Anyway.
00:56The other day I was tickling my little brother's feet.
00:59And my mum was like stop it, stop it.
01:01Wait till he's born.
01:07What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
01:10What?
01:11My wife.
01:12What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
01:19What?
01:24Oh yes!
01:26I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
01:30He said it was the most violent book he's ever read.
01:40What's yellow and can't swim?
01:42Oh my god!
01:43I had a party in my mouth.
01:53People didn't stop coming.
01:57What does my dad have in common with Nemo?
02:02Shit.
02:03What does your dad have in common with Nemo?
02:04They both can't be found.
02:08I made him out the front.
02:09What do you mean?
02:10I found him.
02:12My sister thinks she's so smart.
02:14She said that onions are the only food that make you cry.
02:17So I threw a coconut at her.
02:24Take whatever I can get.
02:26Embarrass an archaeologist.
02:27How?
02:29Hand them a used tampon and ask them what period it's from.
02:33Oh that's gross.
02:36What do missiles and dark jokes have in common?
02:39What?
02:41They're usually directed at the Middle East.
02:46How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
02:50How many?
02:5110 tickles.
02:53Ah!
02:55Tentacles.
02:56What do you call this?
03:02What is...
03:03Oh my god.
03:11What is that?
03:12A vicious circle.
03:22What do you call a woman who refuses to give head?
03:28An Uber.
03:30I don't know.
03:32I was gonna say Abby.
03:35Knock knock.
03:39Who's there?
03:40Interrupting cow.
03:44Interrupting cow?
03:45No!
03:48What do you call a woman who refuses to give head?
03:51What?
03:52An Uber.
03:53Why does Dracula always bite people in the neck?
04:02Because he's a vampire.
04:04Yes, but also he's a neck romancer.
04:08I got my forklift license last week.
04:10Really?
04:11Yeah, it's gonna make eating a salad way easier.
04:16I don't eat salads.
04:18I can tell.
04:20What's the difference between Matt and a Monday?
04:24Hmm.
04:26Nothing, they both come early.
04:29They do.
04:31What's brown and sticky?
04:37Uncle Dinesh.
04:39You know what else?
04:40What else?
04:41My Rihanna poster.
04:43Can we ban your mama jokes?
04:46They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times.
04:51Just like your mama.
04:53My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick.
04:57Especially because his name is Steve.
05:01What would the Jetsons be called if they were black?
05:03The first word that came into my mind.
05:13Say it.
05:19What?
05:21The Jetsons, you fucking racist.
05:25What do you call a bad circumcision?
05:28What?
05:29A rip off.
05:30Oh, your hair in my mouth.
05:33What's the difference between a thief and a peeping Tom?
05:38What?
05:40A thief snatches your watch.
05:42Peeping Tom watches your snatch.
05:45That was a laugh.
05:46Why did Andrew get followed by seven dwarves?
05:49Why?
05:51He was seen selling Snow White.
05:52Why?
05:55When does a joke become a dad joke?
05:59When?
06:00When it died five years ago.
06:05For context, my dad died five years ago.
06:09Maybe that's a drink.
06:11My first high school football game was a lot like the first time I had sex.
06:14I was really bloody and bruised, but at least my dad came.
06:21When you mix LSD and birth control.
06:24Good time.
06:26A trip without kids.
06:31What's the scariest plant in the forest?
06:33What?
06:34Ban-
06:35Boo!
06:39Is that like racial because I'm Asian and-
06:43One man's trash is another man's treasure.
06:46Great saying.
06:47Horrible way to find out you're adopted.
06:51Asked my wife why she married me.
06:52She said, because you're funny.
06:54I said, I thought it was because I was good in bed.
06:57She said, see you're hilarious.
07:00Why don't girls from Alabama ride reverse cowgirl?
07:05Why?
07:07Because you don't turn your back on family.
07:11Okay, why was six afraid of seven?
07:14Why?
07:16Because seven is another one of those whack stranger things kids with superpowers and anger management issues.
07:23What happens when you-
07:28What happens when you smack Dwayne Johnson's bum?
07:31What?
07:32You hit rock bottom.
07:33Oh yeah, nice.
07:35I wrote a song about a tortilla, but it was more of a rap.
07:40What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for a present?
07:44What?
07:46Thanks, I'll never part with it.
07:50Okay, okay.
07:51How many social workers does it take to change a light bulb?
07:54How many?
07:55Only one, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
07:59I told the cop, you can't write me a ticket. I have a marathon to run tomorrow.
08:03The cop said, sir, that's not how you play the race card.
08:09How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
08:12How many?
08:13None.
08:15They all just sit in the dark and cry.
08:18What's the difference between a slice of pizza and a dead man?
08:23What?
08:24What?
08:25A slice of pizza can't feed a whole family.
08:27Are you the titan submarine?
08:31Are you the titan submarine?
08:37I know, but I really want to go.
08:43Are you the titan...
08:44Are you the titan submarine because I want to be inside you and bang against you as hard as I can?
08:55I'm so sorry.
08:56Until I run out of breath.
08:58I'm so sorry.
08:59I can't, I can't say the whole joke.
09:00Anyway, it's fine.
09:01Just go.
09:02Yeah, I'm aware.
09:03They died worse than the killer is dying right now.
09:08I tried donkey meat recently.
09:11I don't recommend it. It tastes like ass.
09:16I like ass.
09:18What's the difference between hungry and horny?
09:22What?
09:23Where you stick the cucumber.
09:24What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
09:32What?
09:33What?
09:34Breathe! God damn it, breathe!
09:38I did not mean to scare you.
09:39I am so sorry.
09:41Hello, Alan.
09:43What's blue and not very heavy?
09:47I don't know.
09:49Light blue.
09:51What do you call a horny square?
09:55Hmm.
09:56What?
09:57And a rectangle.
10:00I was going to drive to the shop for some guacamole.
10:05I don't have a carter.
10:10What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
10:13What?
10:14You can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
10:17I didn't mean to.
10:19You said can't unscrew a pregnant woman.
10:21Been there.
10:23My job allows me to hook up with as many people as I want.
10:27Mmm.
10:28Love being a mortician.
10:29Nope.
10:31Oh!
10:33What do you call a naughty lamb?
10:36Dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween.
10:44Bad to the bone.
10:46Yes.
10:47I asked my wife, so do you think the cup is half full or half empty?
10:52And you know what she said?
10:54For the love of God, please stop wearing my bras.
10:57I went to Maccas the other day because I was really hungry.
11:04So I went through drive-thru.
11:06And the woman that was serving me at the drive-thru was wearing a burka.
11:10And then I got my meal and I was like, oh, it's not great.
11:12So then I decided to go to Hungry Jack's and I like drove through the drive-thru.
11:16And the woman who was serving me was wearing a burka as well.
11:19And I got my food and I was like, you know, it's true what they say.
11:21The burkas are better at Hungry Jack's.
11:23I was raised an only child, which I think was really hard for my sister.
11:37What starts with a P and ends in an S and most men have them and most women want them?
11:48Petrinias?
11:51Penis?
11:54Post-menstrual stress.
11:57Why would they want them?
11:59Pockets.
12:02This is a dad joke, become a daddy joke.
12:05When?
12:06When he comes.
12:09This guy, right, he wanted to speak to this chicken.
12:12He really wants to talk to this chicken.
12:13He starts poking the chicken and saying, hey chicken, hey chicken.
12:16The chicken's ignoring him.
12:18He goes, hey chicken, hey chicken.
12:19He starts pulling at his feathers, really annoying him.
12:21Chicken says nothing.
12:22He goes, hey chicken.
12:23Chicken, why don't you talk to me?
12:24And the chicken goes, fuck off!
12:29That's good.
12:30What's the difference between male and female ghosts?
12:32What?
12:33Boobies.
12:34I saw a guy putting a steering wheel down his pants.
12:43Bet it was driving him nuts.
12:46My boyfriend dumped me, so I stole his wheelchair.
12:51Guess who came crawling back?
12:54Did you hear about the earthquake in Italy?
12:57I hear there was pasta sauce everywhere.
13:01I know.
13:02How do you get dick from Richard?
13:13How?
13:15You ask nicely.
13:16Consent is always sexy.
13:20What's big, white and can't climb trees?
13:22Hamilton.
13:28What is it?
13:29A refrigerator.
13:31What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars?
13:34Star Wars?
13:35Star Wars.
13:37In 1080p.
13:40What?
13:41HDMI.
13:42HDMI.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Tune on the voice.
13:46Do the voice.
13:48HDMI.
13:50I will not laugh.
13:51No.
13:52No.
13:53What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying in front of your door?
13:58What?
14:00Matt.
14:03Difference between women and Ubers.
14:05What?
14:07Drunk men ask before getting inside an Uber.
14:09Why don't Americans use the metric system?
14:15Why?
14:16Because they have a foot fetish.
14:19Yeah, nice.
14:20Why is the cat so small?
14:22Why?
14:23Because it drank condensed milk.
14:28Knock, knock.
14:30Who's there?
14:31Tank.
14:32Tank who?
14:33You're welcome.
14:35You know those wine people?
14:37Do you know why they call them a sommelier?
14:40No, I don't.
14:41Because they sommelier of the wine.
14:46What's the difference between women and cars?
14:52I don't want to say anything.
14:54Good call.
14:55Men have been in both, but they treat one way better than the other.
14:59The woman, right?
15:00Obviously.
15:01As I get older, I remember all the people I lost along the way.
15:06Maybe a tour guard wasn't the best job for me.
15:09Say what you will about pedophiles.
15:12At least they drive slowly through school zones.
15:17That's just, that's disgust.
15:18When you hit a speed bump in a school zone and remember there are no speed bumps.
15:23Why is Putin still invading Ukraine?
15:28Why?
15:29Because once he put in, he doesn't pull out.
15:33Topical.
15:34Police recently found a dead body and it had sperm in its mouth.
15:39They suspected that someone was trying to inject life back into them.
15:43Okay, what's 10 meters long and has 12 teeth?
15:47My dude!
15:51A bus full of bogans, but you laughed anyway.
15:54Two guide dogs were watching their owners go on a rollercoaster.
15:57One turned to the other and said,
15:58Man, they're lucky they can't see this.
16:02What do you call a tooth that spends a lot of time in a library?
16:07Avid reader?
16:08Wisdom tooth.
16:10Mm.
16:12You find a cow with no legs.
16:13Where?
16:14Wherever you left it.
16:18Did you know five out of six people agree that Russian roulette is safe?
16:25You work harder than an ugly stripper.
16:30I had a friend come back from active duty recently.
16:34Right, he was on the wall.
16:35And he came back early because his vehicle hit one of those hidden explosives.
16:40I don't know what they're called, but it's nuts.
16:42He's in the hospital.
16:43His feet have been blown apart, right?
16:45And I went to visit him.
16:46And he's like got a blanket over his feet and he's trying to show me,
16:49trying to show me how bad it is.
16:50And I was like begging him, please, please don't.
16:53Like, don't you know I'm lactose intolerant?
16:55Wow.
16:56Yeah.
16:57That dad joke took so long it became a granddad.
17:03My therapist said time heals all wounds.
17:09So I stabbed her.
17:11Why do lions hate fast food?
17:13Why?
17:17Because it keeps running away from them.
17:20Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
17:24Why?
17:25For Hispanic attacks.
17:29I know a good joke about umbrellas, but they usually go over people's heads.
17:35Female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some weed with her.
17:38I said no.
17:39I can't deal with high maintenance women.
17:44What do you call a man with no shins?
17:47Shin-less.
17:49Tony.
17:50Tony.
17:51I didn't know this one.
17:52So there's a wide mouth frog and he is meeting a bunch of other animals
17:55and he goes up to them.
17:56He says, hi, I'm a wide mouth frog.
17:58Who are you and what do you eat?
18:01And he sees an owl.
18:02He says, I'm an owl and I eat mice.
18:03And he goes, oh, lovely.
18:05He walks off to another animal and he goes, hi, I'm a wide mouth frog.
18:07Who are you and what do you eat?
18:10And he says, well, I'm a grasshopper.
18:12I eat dirt, grass, bugs.
18:15And he goes, lovely.
18:16And he walks on to another guy and he says, hi, I'm a wide mouth frog.
18:19Who are you and what do you eat?
18:22I stuffed the joke up a little bit, but we'll keep going.
18:26That one's a cat.
18:27And the cat says, hi, I'm a cat.
18:30Sorry, what?
18:31This counts.
18:32This counts.
18:33This counts.
18:34I'm not finished.
18:35What?
18:36I'm so sorry.
18:37I don't know what the fuck happened.
18:39Good guy, Chloe.
18:41Good guy.
18:42It's going to get good.
18:43So he goes on to the next guy and he says, hi, who are you and what do you eat?
18:46And he says, I'm a snake and I eat wide mouth frogs.
18:50And he goes, well, I don't see many of those around here.
18:52And he goes, he makes a big.
18:53They're going to get a big deal of
19:09six, seven, 10.
19:12Seven.
19:13You?
19:14Oh.
19:15Oh oh!
19:16What?
19:17That's what he says.
19:19Oh, okay.
19:20Keeping the time into�� anguishos.
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