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🏊‍Poolboy...
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00:00I've worked so hard to become swim captain it's been a rough year my parents surf shop went under
00:15then my dad ran off in shame so my mom started driving double shifts for uber got into a car
00:21crash last week ready to bow down to your captain Aiden will Harrison his family sporting goods
00:31empire is what destroyed our surf shop you may be a fast swimmer well but it takes more than that
00:37to lead I have put in the scholarship kids should follow not lead stay in your lane wannabe why does
00:44he smell so good no he's the enemy and tragically straight what you mad you gonna hit me you're not
00:55worth it oh I'm worth half a bill and that's just a trust fund once I win my Olympic medals and star
01:02in a few dozen commercials I'll have a fleet of yachts but don't worry hey I'll hire you to clean
01:10my staterooms dream on will your new captain is Aiden crew may he lead you all to victory this year
01:30swim hard for our school what the hell well it should be will hey it's okay he can wear his little captain
01:38badge now but we all know he's gonna be working for me someday I wouldn't work for you if my life
01:44depends on it now everybody get in and start the warm-up come on now aye aye captain
01:51hello Aiden crew we just got the rehab cost for your mother's car crash injuries oh why so serious
02:01insurance won't cover any of it the total cost is a hundred thousand dollars hello who's this give
02:09it back give it to me will oh Aiden I thought you'd never ask oh oh they hung up
02:18hello we need a hundred thousand dollars or we have to release her what will happen if she doesn't
02:31do the rehab she may never be able to walk again should I be talking to your father he's not around
02:37I start the rehab I'll I'll drain my college fund and and start working doubles at my after-school job oh shit I'm gonna be late
02:49no running I'm you're late and don't tell me that practice ran over I pushed your shift by an hour
02:58I'm sorry Joe it is my mom save it one more problem and you're fired get on the chair no running
03:10you want a tip I've got one for you you just have to come closer
03:18you it's not safe to drink this much around the pool oh yeah says who hey four eyes get that
03:30bitch back over here we need another round you've clearly had enough listen you little twat do you
03:38know you're dealing with if you want to keep drinking you can take it inside okay no I don't think I will
03:46hey get off nobody gets between me and my appletinis especially some nerdy little twink
03:54just after my believe me I'm not after your let me go I'm just doing my job you don't need these do
04:01you no no no no I need them I mean I have prescription goggles but take that as a no don't break them
04:06seriously what kind of cartoon villain breaks them what's last
04:12know your place pool boy I'm a lifeguard
04:19stay down if you know what's good for you
04:25let him go
04:28will harrison is standing up for me why harrison jr don't tell your father about this
04:39please you can forget about that deal with my father I hate bullies now fuck off
04:46why do you care so much about a lowly pool boy he's my captain now get out of here before
04:53I get you barred from every corporation in the country
04:56you're welcome thank you that was kind of cool of you I'm very cool ask anyone
05:12did they hurt you
05:16nothing I can't take
05:22Aiden why the hell aren't you in that chair why the hell don't you take better care of your
05:27employees well shut up I'm sorry Joe I hate Aiden get your ass in that chair right now and if you
05:34said so much as want the toe man screw you Aiden doesn't want to work for an asshole like you
05:39anyway
05:40fine
05:42you're fired
05:44I needed that job why it seemed like a pain in the ass would you stop swinging that stupid
05:55thing don't touch this is my lucky charm my dad got it from Tiffany's before my first swim meet when
06:00I was five of course you don't understand why I needed a job the cost of that charm alone would
06:06solve half of my problems problems you have never had and can't begin to understand well you can't have
06:13this but you need a job I have one for you though I may need you to beg I
06:20wouldn't work for you if my life depended on it yeah I heard you the first time captain
06:25it's pretty ironic your thing about not liking bullies what all right of course ironic means I
06:36know what it means dumbass I don't bully you I'm just like to rib you a little
06:43you cost me my job after saving you which I didn't ask for you didn't have to anything for
06:51my captain I gotta go thanks for nothing anytime I hope he's okay not like in my business or care or
07:06whatever but I hope he is
07:08hello are you available for a pool maintenance job starts this afternoon 5k a week oh my god that would
07:24pay for my mom's rehab and even help me start rebuilding my college fund yeah absolutely I can
07:31um I can come after swim practice each day no wonder they can pay so much so your uniform will
07:47be down the hall in the bathroom you keep the pool and deck clean and while you're on the clock you're
07:52also in charge of getting drinks snacks and assisting the young master and anything he needs he's training
07:58for the Olympics so he can be demanding keep him happy mm-hmm sound like Will Harrison I can do that
08:05um are you sure this is the uniform yes no get to work
08:15okay I'm doing this for my mom I'm doing this for my mom
08:26thanks you're already a pro are you how how could you I told you that I you know what
08:45I I'm out of here hey slow your roll captain no you can't say no to this I'm not working for you
08:52you're really gonna turn down 5k a week are you gonna be a civilized human being if I stay please I have
09:00reputation to uphold I'll never find a job that pays this much I have to make this work for my mom
09:07and my future whatever he dishes out fine I'll stay good now uh make me a sandwich PB and J
09:18the ratio is off it should be equal peanut butter to jelly and more of each calories
09:38yeah the ratio looks good now cut it now feed it to me what I don't want to ingest chlorine
09:55so
10:02you
10:04you
10:06you
10:08you
10:10you
10:12you
10:14you
10:16you
10:18Not bad
10:27Now, sunscreen
10:30I need to reapply every 30 minutes
10:32Or I'll burn
10:33Yes, your highness
10:35Your majesty will do
10:38How about your douchiness?
10:46And just make sure you get it even
10:47Yes
10:48Less talky, more sunscreeny
10:50Thank God
10:51Slow it down, Captain
11:02Thanks for coming στην
11:04Jalen
11:06There you go
11:07Stand by
11:08Thank you
11:09First time
11:09Let's begin
11:10In
11:11Give a Paw
11:14This is school
11:16Matt
11:16Come back
11:16I'll play
11:17I'll play
11:18Showforme
11:18Back
11:19Make
11:19Showforme
11:20As current
11:21Watch憲 dips
11:21And
11:22Collapsy
11:23Play
11:24Hmm.
11:25Hmm.
11:26Hmm.
11:27Hmm.
11:28Hmm.
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